Michael Scott Vs Corporate - The Office US

how could you possibly think this is a good idea a lot of ideas were not appreciated in their time electricity shampoo you could have burned down the whole building i just want to say for the record i did not kill anyone stanley was attacked by his own heart and he should be released from the hospital and back in the office in a couple days did you shout fire causing a panic yes i shouted fire i shouted many things i also shouted instructions on how to get out of the building so you can imagine my frustration as safety officer when nobody would heed of what he did he did of when no one headed take headed out no one would take headed of my instructions i don't see my workers heating this right now wait what okay oh the city dwight we are not mad we are just disappointed no we are mad yes we are we are livid but we are going to let this one slide no we're not i am not a mind reader david [Music] look this is a very serious offense we have cause to fire you can you shut down instead shut down please instead what i think we should do is strip you of your title as safety officer and we should take a part of his pay and donate it to the charity of your choice something that dwight doesn't like peta michael you have to take responsibility here one of your employees had a heart attack he could have died because of the way you're allowing your office to run do you want that on your conscience do you michael you're talking to me yeah what so you are the lawyer mr o'malley i know a lot of lawyer jokes i love lawyer jokes well it's probably because you don't get them when i said before that i was king of forwards you got to understand that i don't come up with this stuff i just forward it along you wouldn't arrest a guy who's just delivering drugs from one guy to another you seem a little bit agitated michael what's the problem the problem is that i am the boss and apparently i can't say anything well that that's my that's true in a way you can't say anything where's the line where's the line jan do you need to see the video again michael i've seen the video he talked the whole time no it didn't what attention everyone hello uh yes i just want you to know that uh this is not my decision but from here on out we can no longer be friends and when we talk about things here we must only discuss uh work associated things and uh you can consider this my retirement from comedy and the future if i want to say something funny or witty or do an impression i will no longer ever do any of those things does that include that's what she said yes wow that is really hard you really think you can go all day long well you always left me satisfied and smiling so that's what she said michael please please come on happy halloween everyone no that's great okay happy halloween jan called oh okay i know why she is calling it's the end of the month and i was supposed to let somebody go by the end of the month and somehow i'm supposed to put on a costume and smile okay hey sherry michael scott returning oh she's in a meeting uh she just wanted the name of the employee you let go well i'm gonna wait till the end of the day because the book said it's best to wait until the end of the day i just need the name of who you're planning to let go i don't know yet i will have to call her back i know she wanted the name okay sherry yeah if you were getting fired how would you want to be told so that you could still be friends with the person firing you jen what's the name as soon as possible michael thanks i'll call her back i wish i could fire sherry hey i'm still here okay i'm sorry yeah nope okay like hanging up now i feel you no you don't you don't feel us how can you you know what not literally you say we're the same but we get compensated very differently yes we work the same hours as you and you just said we work a lot harder i you do so but we get paid a lot less word like next to no benefits i know god what is that exactly blows it blows man you know this would not happen if we had a union that's what i'm talking about yeah absolutely that's all right man see that's what i've been saying man we need to do this finally you know what is that necessary because you already sort of have a union of guys it's more than necessary mike we need this roy you still have that card from the dock workers union and my truckers man hook come on man you know what i think about that the problem is the chicks and you gotta blame them are you with us mike yeah welcome to the warehouse michael michael michael another issue is inequality of pay between men and women i'm sure that all of you have dealt with that before this is important ladies take a breather jan uh yeah i wanna can i help you um i wanted to say that the guys downstairs are thinking about forming a union and they have some good points a union hysterical i'm not part of my job is knowing how to talk to women let's be rational here what are the pros what are the cons are that everyone will lose their job michael everyone office warehouse what do you think the pros are here don't talk to me that way please just they're going to want to hear this from you oh you got yourself into this michael so you're bonding down there i mean i just don't want to have to tell them something they're not going to want to hear okay come on jan after all we've been through michael michael michael we have a hand michael between us don't say another word get yourself down stairs okay whatever there she is jan levinson first thing in the morning love to start my day with a hearty bowl of jan michael just call me levinson in the morning baby michael yes i'm here to tell you that we are closing this granton branch i don't understand the board voted last night to close your branch on whom's authority the boards what i'm very sorry i i i don't relish telling you this uh you've been a big part of this company and the board asked me to thank you for your years of service you're welcome a small number of people will be transferred to the stanford branch and the rest will be getting severance packages am i a small number person or a severance package person well we haven't made final decisions about personnel yet but you're a severance package person oh my god oh my god what do you think we could be doing better i've never been a big fan of the name dunder mifflin i was thinking we could name the company something like paper great where great paper is our passion we're great i don't know could be good or a super duper paper it's super duper i don't know something like that okay okay thanks for coming in michael thank you it is always a treat when our pants cross it is always a treat when our pads cross so oh before i forget i wanted to let you know if you hadn't already heard jan and i are back together so i may need to fill out one of those love documents again you're back together yes and i'm very excited about the prospect of working under her or on top of her that's not sexual just we're all professionals okay well uh i thought it was clear in the description of the position the job you're applying for is jan's job i don't understand so we're gonna tag team it no we're letting jan go [Applause] hey you hey how was your interview pretty good yeah could have gotten better i guess oh i will put in a good word for you cool maybe you should do it sooner rather than later what let's just run away together let's just run away did you jamaica live in a bungalow you have some savings right you could pay off my debts it would be fine we'd have fun what's what's the matter what what happened in there i can't tell you tell me what you son of a jen this isn't the time where the hell do you get off frankly it's overdue your behavior in the last two years has been completely erratic erratic recently you don't even show an interest in your work you smoke constantly in your office you spend most of the day online shopping you disappear for hours at a time sometimes days always saying you're visiting your sister in scottsdale you go to scranton far more often than you do is it because of these hey whoa oh no because if it is then then i will see you in court it's not no it's not because he likes them okay he likes them and and that is that is all i care about time has come for you to end your professional relationship with this company you are clearly unstable hey you're unstable yeah no we're all unstable okay you know what i'm just not leaving i'm not leaving not leaving david i did not tell her hello stephanie okay where is he michael so is this a meeting you've been in all day how did you get here michael i drove okay cancelled my 15th anniversary party just pulled the rug out from under me he said no figs i've already bought them and i don't have a place to store them so i feel like i've been sort of boned mike did you talk to him about this you've talked to him all day obviously did you talk to him about this well i didn't know about the figs specifically okay then i don't get it it doesn't make any sense to me because i thought in the new system that i was supposed to talk to charles and then charles was supposed to talk to you and that would dilute any need for me to ever talk to you about that's not i exactly clearly that's what you wanted no 15 years i've been here and i have sacrificed a lot yes i've put having a family on hold readiness and i have never gone hang gliding and i've never driven my car to the top of mount washington i don't understand that after 15 years of service here i have to get in the car and drive to new york in order to talk to you that doesn't seem right to me that doesn't seem fair and i think that i've earned more than that yeah you're right yes i get it i get it michael okay here's what i'm gonna do okay we will move some money around and i will personally see to it that you have your party you have your figs i will be in attendance it's gonna be great how's that i quit what michael you have no idea how high i can fly [Music] um

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Id: eYdCZSuccTA

Length: 14min 15sec (855 seconds)

Published: Sat Mar 20 2021