12 MORE Office Pranks That Totally Flummoxed Dwight Schrute | The Office | COZI Dozen

what are you doing i don't know what you're talking about i have a smudging my forehead oh look good why are you looking my forehead i'm not meet my eyeline jim i am stop acting like an idiot okay hey you know what dwight maybe we should get our photo id taken together that doesn't make any sense well it saves time you know cause we could just meet in the parking lot every morning walking together perfect smile no this came out really well there you go this is humongous i am not a security threat and my middle name is kurt not fart what did i write where is my desk that is weird this is not funny this is totally unprofessional okay well you're the one who lost the desk i didn't lose my desk okay calm down where was the last place you saw it okay who moved my desk i think you should retrace your steps okay i am going to tell michael and this entire office will be punished colder warmer a little warmer there you go warmer warmer warmer warmer warmer cold cold cold back up ooh warmer hot red hot hot very hot i may have gone too far i'll explain it quickly basically i found out where he gets his clothes dry cleaned custom ordered the same suit made with tearaway velcro and you can film the rest damn it jim i think you need to confess the fact yep that what are you doing what those are my keys good luck jim damn it no jim let me out jim lit the light green the green jim halpert let me out who is this let me know you're fired no you can't fire me yes i can i'm manager for the day he's not your desk okay can you hold on one second i'm getting a beep jim halpern hey jim it's pam hey pam how are you jim good how are you i'm doing okay getting excited for the weekend now yeah yeah what are you up to i don't have a ton of contact with this grand branch but before i left i took a box of dwight's stationery so from time to time i send white faxes from himself from the future dwight at 8 a.m today someone poisons the coffee do not drink the coffee more instructions will follow cordially future dwight [Applause] you'll thank me later hmm yawn four seconds what are you doing oh you had said that you don't do anything personal during work time so i'm just making sure oh wait a minute so you're gonna time me every time i yawn that's absurd really oh hey look monkey knows how to use a stopwatch everybody he's personal conversation 17 seconds there is no way that that was one second what kind of prank are you thinking what if i told you i could offer free shipping sure i'll hold not sure just became self-aware so much to figure out i think i am programmed to be your enemy i think it is my job to destroy you when it comes to selling paper i intercepted a transmission earlier and it seems that the cia is gonna need dwight down in their headquarters at langley for training and an ice cream social with the other agents we should get him a bus ticket to make his trippies here i don't know that would be a very big guy it cost 75 well maybe the cia could send a helicopter you have been compromised abort mission destroy phone destroy fall dwight left his cell phone on his desk so naturally i paired it to my headset okay fine i'll just let it go to voicemail hello this is dwight hey is this dwight yes it is oh my goodness you sound sexy oh thank you i've been working out whoa whoa pam pam you are not talking to dwight right now you're talking to jim dwight no pam i'm over here i'm confused disconnect that right now you give me your earpiece can't do that unsanitary ah okay you know what fine i will reprogram my phone to go to my office phone done this is dwight oh and i forged his despond to mine oh hello mutter good news i've married tell potter such a nice woman now jim is going to be the client dwight you're going to have to sell to him without being aggressive hostile or difficult let's go all right fine [Music] hello hello this is dwight schrute from the dunder mifflin paper company well that's great because i need paper excellent then you are in luck because we are having a limited time offer only on everything wow this is my lucky day what is your name sir i am bill buttlicker really that's your real name how dare you my family built this country by the way be respectful dwight please yes michael could you hold on one second that's my other line what no but i hello yeah no i'm just on the phone with this stupid salesman he's so dumb probably just gonna keep him on the line forever and not buy anything okay it's up to you to change his mind sorry that was a family emergency oh no what's wrong you know what that's private boundaries dwight come on i'm sorry mr buttlicker as i was saying sorry we're having a limited a little bit louder i'm hard of hearing he's hard if he's an old man okay as i was saying right now we are having louder okay our prices have never been low you have to talk louder never been lower louder son buttocker our prices have never been lower stop it stop what you're talking about me in morse code you know what joke's on you because i know morse code yeah that's what we're doing in our very limited free time and with our very limited budget we went and got a nanny and then we went out and took a class on a very outmoded and very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you yep that's exactly what we did it all started when dwight was tapping his foot against the leg of his desk when i asked him to stop he said i will when you lose the baby weight very well i must have imagined it i apologize detonator where michael are you finished with the sketch yeah hmm doesn't seem like the type uh phyllis got a good look i plan on plastering this pervert's face everywhere you can run but you cannot hide thunder milf and paper sex predator hotline this is dwight schrute hey dwight it's jim jim what are you doing i'm busy no you're not i'm looking right at you ugh don't i have information about the zach predator you have information about the sex predator i saw him two minutes ago where in the women's bathroom above the sink anti-flashing task force above the sink above the sink pam

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Length: 10min 42sec (642 seconds)

Published: Thu Apr 01 2021