Best of the Conference Room (PART 1) - The Office US

and the same thing goes for quarterly reports they are unreadable they're just numbers and boring and black so what I was thinking is that maybe we should have some sort of graphic like if we have a bad quarter put in a storm cloud and when we have a good quarter fireworks or a race car it doesn't have to be a race car use your imagination there's this cube on the screen it bounces around all day and sometimes it looks like it's heading right into the corner of the screen and then the last minute hits a wall and bounces away and we are all just dying to see it go right into the corner Pam claims that she saw it one day when she was alone in the conference room okay I believe she thinks she saw it I saw it I saw it and it was amazing who said I didn't see it - Jim say that I didn't see it I saw it we have a lot of colored paper here why why do we keep printing this on white come on yeah I know I know it's bland it's never gonna happen do you gotta believe maybe we could have some sort of riddle for like something that you have to look for sort of a Where's Waldo all right all right let's quit while we're ahead that was so awesome that was awesome thank you some days I am just on fire okay Michael why don't you start us off that wasn't much of an introduction ladies and gentlemen your boss Michael Scott Oh still lame okay ha um Thank You Ryan for that wonderful introduction okay um today we're going to be talking about PowerPoint PowerPoint PowerPoint PowerPoint yes I forgot about Ryan's presentation and yes it would have been nice to do well with the first presentation that he'd given me but you know what else would have been nice winning the lottery and the best way to start is to hit start and up comes the toolbar that's what she said what we have to do here is go to run and then you look up to PowerPoint and we are in we are going to register you hit register updates already I should update estimated time 12 minutes so this should take about five or ten minutes it's the first time you've opened PowerPoint why you didn't prepare a presentation at all did you know what I had a really rough night and my boss gave back me up on that I'm your boss my other boss mr. Figueroa you have another job what I do between 5:30 p.m. and 1:00 a.m. is nobody's business but mine and my other businesses are you connected with us you cannot have a second job if it affects your work here it won't it did already okay honestly it is unlikely that I was gonna figure this out anyway why is Darrell here he works in the warehouse I invited him it's not a party Darrell back downstairs this isn't information you need information here um see you later tonight okay hello until you actually got this presentation ready presentation because I don't want to do what I really want honestly Michael is for you to know it so that you can communicate it to the people here to your clients to whomever okay what it's whoever not whomever that's whomever no whomever is never actually right no sometimes it's right Michael is right it's a made-up word used to trick students up actually whomever is the formal version of the word obviously it's a real word but I don't know when to use it correctly not a native speaker I know what's right but I'm not gonna say because you're all jerks who didn't come see my band last night do you really know which one is correct I don't know it's whom when it's the object of the sentence and who when is the subject that sounds right it sounds right but is this anyone use it as a mouth less an object as an object is he weighed about food how did he use it again it was Ryan wanted Michael the subject to explain the computer system the object guilt to whomever meaning us the indirect object which is the the correct usage of the word no one asked you anything ever so whomever his name is Toby why don't you take a letter opener and stick it into your skull wait this doesn't matter and I don't even care Michael you quit the other job you're fired here I just got an email from corporate specifically for accounting to stop all payments to our vendors what does that mean maybe nothing but coming out of your mouth on this year's Arango Phyllis oh man plantations plantation who would want alarms on a green backs and we're having problems owpain the people who give up some seeds then the duck we can't pay Michael I can't basically it could mean a lot of things but it is unprecedented so it's cause for concern okay I'm going back to work no no no no no no I'm gonna do a really big clue here we go well by now you figure out that old Beatrix bourbon was that Oh Mike I was doing so well are you going to believe that that is a miss that's a misdirection all right everybody there has been a lot of name-calling against our office today corporate maligning slurring much of it coming from one of you who claims that prison is better than here and none of us can say boo because none of us have ever been to prison well there's somebody I'd like you to meet somebody else who has been to prison you can tell you what it is really like I'm prison Mike you know why they call me prison Mike do you really expect us to believe you're somebody do you really expect me to not push you up against the wall biatch yeah that's just the way we talk in the clink but a lot of fun talk about prison today but I am here to scare you straight I am a nice guy yes died in prison you are somebody's bitch aren't you you my friend would be the belle of the ball don't drop the soap don't drop the soap Michael please where did you learn all of this Internet so not prison and prison it's 50/50 both look prison stinks is what I'm saying it's not like you can go home and recharge your batteries and come back in the morning and be with your friends having fun in the office what you do for the Mike I stole and I robbed and I kidnapped the president's son and held him for ransom that is quite the rap sheet Prison Mike and I never got caught Nina mm-hmm Prison Mike what was the food like in prison gruel sandwiches gruel omelets nothing but gruel plus you can eat your own hair Wow prison sounds horrible yeah yeah well thank you Andy thanks Chris Megan what's the very very worst thing about prison do you encourage the worst thing about prison was that was the Dementors they were flying all over the place and they were scary and then they come down and they sucked the soul out of your body and then Hoyt Dementors like in Harry Potter no not Harry Potter there are no movies in prison this is my point you guys got it soft and cushy this place is freakin awesome the people are awesome your boss is nice everybody seems to get along people are tolerant people who have jumped to conclusions can redeem themselves nobody's nobody's bitch I hope that this scared you and for me prison Mike to you I just want to thank you for listening to me and letting me be a part of your life today cuz you've got a good life good energize you know what it energized me if you Pamela Morgan Beesly don't worry dear if you propose to me during the Michael meeting I will say no well it's too late because I'm proposing that you get me a cup of coffee which would energize me greatly make me the happiest man on earth everybody so how are we going to energize our office I mean I haven't done anything since Christmas Pam clearly has just given up trying so what we need to do is we need to get things going we need to get percolating a little bit anybody have any ideas what we could do any suggestions yes Andy what if we changed her outgoing answering machine message so it just had a little more zing and a little more pepper cayenne pepper see that's those are the kind of words we're looking for yes Jim what about if we did an even newer voicemail message that had even more zing and pepper now we're cooking I like this maybe a whole theme like a wrap a wrap I'm urban the thing an urban yeah San Li you want to help us out with that Stan Arthur Stanley none me yes come on Stanley put your little game down and and join the group no Stanley we're alone down having a brainstorm session did I stutter good this is good I'm going to grab a glass of water don't be shy hey champagne no no guess only fair you know um I guess it is for you consider it cow meat strictly taboo IEP well then consider it poison beef it's no touchy the beef is poison its not beat just sit down please welcome help yourself mmm you may want these orientation materials wrong Toby this is an orientation not AB orientation okay do not worry all of your questions are about to be answered cell phones and pagers off please let's face it moving to a new job can be very stressful so I have made an orientation video especially for you newcomers but it's not like any orientation video that any of you have ever seen it's funny it's got a little bit of a zing to it and I hope that it gives you a flavor of what we're all about here at Dunder Mifflin and what we're all about here in Scranton so let's just all laugh together and watch lazy Scranton critic called poison control if you're bit by a spider but then it's covered by your health it reminds me of the orientation video Michael showed on my first day the Scranton Witch Project I am so scared when people don't label their personal food well so far I think it's killing I thought it would either be an A or an A+ but I completely forgot that there's an a-plus-plus okay everybody just calm down count of three we're all gonna put down our guns I have crossbows we'll put down our weaponry on the count of three okay you ready I'm ready one two - yeah Andy revealed himself to be a double agent at which point Dwight felt comfortable revealing that he also was a double agent and then Michael announced everybody that get this he was a double agent oh and it is six o'clock really it wasn't me I'm not going down for this yeah I want to go home get the keys out of my purse start the car [Music]

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Length: 15min 8sec (908 seconds)

Published: Sat Apr 25 2020