April Ludgate: The Worst Assistant in the World | Parks & Recreation | Comedy Bites

i need to find someone to fill in for april now i know i'm not going to find someone who's both aggressively mean and apathetic april really is the whole package i want to be your assistant really you hate it here so do you i'll make sure you don't have to go to any meetings if anyone comes to see you i'll scare them away wait april if you had to choose between these two ties you're hired i just figured i might as well get paid for being here ten months ago she was an intern who could give a crap about local government now she's our newest employee to april cheerios yay jerry come and celebrate no thanks well everybody let's get back to work where are you going i want to talk to ryan about the size of my desk jerry you have to schedule an appointment okay how about now ron's not here he's right there i i can see him i'll let you know when he's available and a girl parks and rec confirming what that's not possible oh no hey good morning why are there six people outside who say they're waiting to meet with me so you know how you love me because you haven't had a single meeting with anyone since i became your assistant that's because every time someone calls and requests a meeting with you i always schedule it for march 31st why because i didn't think march 31st existed 30 days has september april march and november june and november today is march 31st i know so then how many meetings do i have today 93 okay okay well you know what to do right to me this situation is a blood-soaked nightmarish hellscape however to leslie knope oh have fun hey i thought i was having this meeting with ron swanson i'm afraid that ron swanson's currently dead oh i'm his daughter april swanson and it's his last wish that i have this meeting with you there's no way this ordinance goes through there's too much red tape um this gridlock drives me nuts tell me about it yeah i think you're gonna have to make an end run you know go right to the commissioner on this one you know what i hadn't thought of that that is a really great idea yeah i'm gonna do that okay your last resort is probably gonna be city council good luck there my thoughts exactly i have no idea what i was saying how many more meetings 20. april was supposed to be the moat that kept the citizen barbarians away from swanson castle instead she blew up the castle and stabbed me in the face i hired you to do one thing just one i don't care that you text all day and sleep at your desk in fact i encourage it but only because you were doing that one thing keeping this crap off my desk give me five minutes before the next one april did you call me i did call you good ears chris's assistant went back to indianapolis so he's borrowing me for a few days yay i'd like you to get me some more post-its i'd like them in multiple colors are that green i'd like yellow do not buy orange i do not want orange i have plenty of orange got it you want five million orange post-its that's hilarious oh what i have a post-it for you this is a great job um great job there you go april could you come in here a second i have a way to come in great initiative you called me in listen could you please call ann perkins and tell her that i will be unable to enjoy lunch with her today as i am just swamped all day copy that hi anne this is april i'm just calling to let you know that chris can't make lunch today i knew you wouldn't care goodbye april what are you doing here i work for your boyfriend what are you doing here i came to see why chris stood me up for lunch but i think i just figured it out because he doesn't like you no i'm pretty sure it's not it actually it's because i didn't call you deliberately which if you ask me is a fireable offense so i would tell him that also he's not into you sexually ann perkins april ludgate literally two of my favorite people on earth i'm sorry that i had to cancel lunch not at all it's not a problem april here was very apologetic on the phone she also sent me flowers april nice touch ann and i are headed out and i just wanted to thank you for everything today and i will see you tomorrow hi chris uh ron swanson has sent me over to deliver to you this document to whom it may concern dear chris there is an emergency regarding the parks department in april may just be the only person who can help i can't get into details because it's super classified please release april back to us permanently god bless america love bert macklin fbi what okay well bye hey april listen if you don't want to work for me i i'm not going to force you you didn't have to do this she didn't do that that was i think sounds like it was macklin's call look i get it you're young and trying isn't cool but i think you're smart i'm gonna be going back to indianapolis soon and i think you should come work for me wow move all the way to indianapolis so i can pick up your vitamins and supplements everybody start somewhere you know travel and you will meet interesting people think about it okay i will so i've been going over your reports let's try to be consistent with our fonts guys okay there's a crazy amount of random font differences in these memos yeah people consistent font usage come on i actually think you look really good except for the stick up your butt what do you think druid was it nathaniel ellis man i feel like these interns do not respect or like me at all honestly you could loosen up a bit on the font stuff and everything in general elbow el chupacabra drinking coffee [Music] what oh it's it's a it's from 40 years ago never mind hey that was really fun this morning huh yeah yeah yeah totally uh oh wow look at that did you draw that uh nope i didn't no no no no it's really good i mean you're a you're a great artist i can't do this look i don't care who you're related to i'm your boss and you can't keep disrespecting me like this man i didn't draw it your daughter did it what her april's not my daughter she's my friend does everyone think she's my daughter whatever point is she would never do that to me sorry dad here's that report you wanted boss it's funny because it has 30 different fonts on it and you only like one do you like it yeah it's hilarious okay i'm sorry i drew those pictures of you i was just messing around you may not take this seriously but this job is important to me and by the way you should take it seriously because i asked you to come work here because i thought you'd enjoy it and i think you're smart but you have to have some semblance of professionalism and i need you to give like even a 15 effort 12 15. for god's sake i'm asking 15 effort it's not supposed to be a negotiation fine i'm sorry 15. you

Channel: Comedy Bites

Views: 1,857,457

Keywords: april ludgate, april ludgate best moments, aubrey plaza, april ludgate scene pack, april ludgate best scenes, april ludgate ben wyatt, aubrey plaza parks and rec, april and ben, april and ron, ron swanson, nick offerman, best april and ron scenes, parks and rec, parks and recreation, parks and recreation 94 meetings, april schedules ron's meeting for one day, ron shouts at april, april and ron friendship parks and rec, april and chris, april is ben's assistant

Id: T4JuX3iAQ2g

Length: 9min 32sec (572 seconds)

Published: Wed Mar 31 2021