Michael Scott CROSSES THE LINE - The Office US

so have you felt the vibe yet we work hard we play hard sometimes we play hard and we should be working hard right um I guess the UH the atmosphere that I've created here is that I'm a friend first and a boss second probably yeah entertainer third just a second right hey do you uh do you like the Jamie Kennedy experiment yeah Punk'd and all that kind of stuff okay um you were gonna be my accomplice just go along with it okay all right just follow my lead and don't hit me all right come in so uh corporate just said that I don't want to oh thank you Pam Pam can you come in here for a second let's have a seat I was gonna call you in anyway you know right um as you know there's going to be downsizing and you have made my life so much easier in that I am going to have to let you go first what why why well theft and stealing stealing um what am I supposed to have stolen post-it notes post-it notes yeah what are those worth like 50 cents 50 cents yeah you steal a thousand post-it notes at 50 cents apiece and you know you've made up profit margin you know Carl run us out of business Pam are you serious yeah oh I can't believe this I mean I've never even stolen as much as a paper clip and now you're firing me but the best thing about it is that we're not gonna have to give you any severance pay because that is gross misconduct and I just clean out your desk I'm sorry human expunction so we were joking around okay he was in on it he was by accomplice and there was kind of a morale booster thing and we were showing the new guy around kind of kind of giving him to feel the place so yes God you were we totally got you're a jerk I don't know about that hey hey you want to go to the beach sure you want to get high no I think you do mom stop okay all right no all right that's good it's just you need to push it you know you could go a little bit further ah all right okay Kelly how are you I heard that the longest me Oh welcome to my convenience store would you like some cookie cookies I have some very delicious Googie Googie only 99 cents plus tax try my cookie-cookie thank my cookie cookie time ago cocoon d-dimer oh right all right yes that was great she gets it now she knows what it's like to be a minority I guess they're just some people who you stay together with when you transfer and some people you don't and that's just the way it is and I can be mature about that Pam you come in here please let's eat well there's no easy way of saying this so I think I will just drag it out since the dawn of time just happen I gave Ryan the sales job there just weren't enough clients for the two of you so I had to okay I'm sorry I get it why are you giggling is this a joke Michael is this did I get the job yes I did that was classic Oh I really thought I didn't get it that was really good what about Ryan I don't know I offered him his temp job back we'll see he was not happy at all when I offered him this job and then I told him they didn't get the job yeah maybe you shouldn't fake fire people anymore I don't appreciate you telling me what to do so clean out your desk you are through here thanks Michael Oh what's her separatist name Aaron could you send her in Aaron Michael wants to see you hello have a seat it is very difficult to say but no one here likes you in the office and we are going to have to let you go Hank would you come up here please Hank is our security guard he will be ushering you out oh no no you're not you're not fired yet oh oh do they not like me though I don't know actually okay DEFCON 20 she wants to get back together what are you gonna do I don't know that's why you're here help me you want to get back together no no what do I do just don't get back together with her what if she makes me how can she make you get back together she made me do a lot of things I didn't want to do this was a terrible relationship you were not happy when you were with her I wasn't you're so much happier now just go in there and be strong you're right you're absolutely right I need to go in there and tell her that we can't be together right Wow do it I'm in a very good place right now thank you okay uh-huh Jam We Need to Talk Janna's in a different place right now and it is a sign of maturity to give people second chances so I'm going to hear her out [ __ ] you know what okay okay I uh I'm gonna put my money where my mouth is you ready what are you doing going to embrace Oscar you might want to watch this Angela because you can't catch anything here we go no we are going to make a statement you and I are going to make a statement together Oscar is my friend I'd rather not and I just don't care who sees it I doesn't bother me Lee would really rather not come here than that Mike Randall no no I don't want to touch you ever consider that you're ignorant and insulting and small okay all right I'm sorry that was a good idea come on come on Michael appears to be gay too and yet he is my friend I guess I do have a gay friend no I'm gonna raise the stakes you know well I want you to watch this and I want you to burn this into your brains because this is an image then I want you people to remember for a long time to come whenever you come into the office and what you two think about this we don't need to yes we do what see I'm still here we're all still here oh come on Dwight come on man it's real cops real guns what's going on officers are revealed to you the perpetrator hey what is this searches things sir just took away from your desk police why sir please step away from your desk hey what's going on you don't have my permission to do this they don't need your permission flenderson they've got the company's permission hey hey what are you why are you doing this oh you know what I think this is I this is probably misunderstood don't search my stuff sir I have a reasonable right to privacy save your whining for the jury they're flenderson yeah well I cancel this okay sorry did you recently returned from a trip to Central America oh god that is not mine nothing to do with that ah that's mine Oh Michael no it's mine some basil salad dressing I think salad dressing yeah it's a caprese salad it's a little bit of uh mozzarella right there are you kidding me it's my salad so wait a minute there's no drugs no come on we got a fake tip wait officers are you sure you don't wanna interrogate him no you have laws that protect you and in any kind of interrogation why don't you use them you must feel pretty good about yourself right now I didn't put caprese salad in my drawer Michael mmm did you since when is it illegal to put caprese salad anywhere you know but the police could have been out there you know catching real criminals instead of here surgeries he's kidding me are you kidding me that's what you're worried about you're you're worried about the cops time you think I framed you and you're worried about the taxpayer doc god welcome back jerky jerk face you said you were leaving and you made Liars out of all of us there so yes you did and then you came back which makes you the biggest liar of history and see it that way don't you're like what I think you're great be my best friend mr. Scott I know you're a busy man and your schedule moves around a lot but for all your generosity through the years your tots who are ready to graduate thought it was time to give you a proper thank you [Applause] [Music] [Applause] I made a promise that made the Zionists made us realize we don't need a compromise we have it all if you made it possible for us to achieve [Applause] [Music]

Channel: The Office

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Id: _xWljJScu70

Length: 14min 3sec (843 seconds)

Published: Sat Nov 16 2019