Michael Scott Being an Amazing Salesman | The Office U.S. | Comedy Bites

that we could start by going over the needs of the county right well lackawanna county has not been immune to the slow economic growth over the past five years so for us the name of the game is budget reduction awesome blossom what i think we should share an awesome blossom what do you say they are awesome you want to christian awesome sure okay it's done actually megan may we have an awesome blossom please extra awesome now it is done the first guy says well i'm an astronaut so i drive a saturn and the second guy says well i am a pimp so i drive a cheap escort and the third guy says i got you both beat i'm a proctologist so i drive a brown probe [Laughter] oh my god that's funny i almost had awesome blossom coming out of my nose [Music] i love it we would probably be upset with ourselves if we went this whole night without talking business so dunder mifflin can provide a level of personal service to the county that the warehouse chains just can't match well we are out to save money what's the bottom line that's why i wanted a signal between us so i wouldn't have to just shout nonsense words that's her fault did somebody say baby back ribs i don't think christian has time for that i have time i want my baby back to get back back back i want my baby back right down the street mm-hmm kenneth road born and raised spent my whole life right here in lackawanna county and i do not intend on moving i know this place i know how many hospitals we have or how many schools we have it's home you know i know the challenges counties up against here's the thing about those discount suppliers they don't care they come in they undercut everything and they run us out of business and then once we're all gone we jack up the prices i don't know it's bad it's terrible did it you know what it really is up true i don't know i guess i could give you guys our business but you have to meet me halfway okay because they're expecting me to make cuts well corporate's gonna go ballistic but uh you think we could jan first come on oh nice try josh not hit the hit the rim okay and okay double or nothing well what we didn't bet anything michael we well let's yeah we should go come on come on come on we'll do it later let's go say uh while i have you here can i talk to you about some new and exciting advances to our product line fine jim and i have different definitions of friendship i think it's talking and being friends and jim thinks it's moving to connecticut and being best friends with josh well phooey on that i uh i'm done i'm not going to be speaking with him anymore whatevs long-distance relationships never work that is so true ready mm-hmm okay let me tell you what we're looking for okay sorry my meeting ran late really yes jan really with a rep from hammer mill they're exclusive with staples used to be evan i'll call you in the morning to work out the details we can now sell hammer mill products yes well michael i just i underestimated you yeah well maybe next time you will estimate me michael in order to expedite these negotiations we are prepared to make you a very generous offer and we are prepared to reject that offer michael you haven't even heard never accept their first offer what is your second offer twelve thousand dollars are you kidding me that is insultingly low i don't even want to hear what your first offer was what are you here here's the situation your company is four weeks old i know this business i know what suppliers are charging i know you can't be making very much money i don't know how your prices are so low but i know it can't keep up that way i'm sure you're scared probably in debt that's the best offer you're gonna get i'll see your situation and i'll raise you a situation your company is losing clients left and right you have a stockholder meeting coming up and you're going to have to explain to them why your most profitable branch is bleeding so they may be looking for a little change in the cfo so i don't think i need to wait out dunder mifflin i think i just have to wait out you okay now i don't know that i can get this i do have to go to the board for approval how's about sixty thousand dollars sixty thousand michael um what okay please take the room we are outside take your time my god oh my god we are so rich good night pam night hey what time is it 20 past five am or p.m p.m oh good these came for you contracts brent caselli oh gosselin with the jell-o this is a huge sale yes right good night michael good night [Applause] so you're begging for mercy huh well you will find none here dwight do you mind if we talk sure that'd be fine if you keep coming after us the michael scott paper company cannot succeed this is war and that is what happens oh one more thing i'm going to have you listen while i steal your biggest client oh no no no no no oh wow michael michael are you down right now michael you can hear me but i can't hear you scofield's ready to see you now mr scott great mr schofield's ready to see me thank you so much don't let him in he's a trainer michael good to see you mr schofield good to see you and i'm closing the door ha ha april 13th 2002. dwight i'm in a meeting that's very rude i barged because i care april 13th 2002. that is the date when you tried to switch paper providers for an obscure sociology textbook but were hung out to dry when the price of glossy stock increased maybe we should schedule a meeting continuing notice my persistence and recall continuing you called dunder mifflin and your order was filled within an hour i'm going to pull a date out of the air right now april 13 2002 that is the last day that you evaluated your paper needs is it not we all know that the economy is bad and bloated companies like dunder mifflin are going to fall by the wayside two of their branches have closed within the last year the michael scott paper company however has opened a new branch this very month what he's not telling you is that he will abandon you why don't you guys just email me your best offers and we can finish it up that way that sounds like a fantastic idea i will see you this weekend for the penguins box seats as usual okay sure good good good i will see you mr schofield for your time much appreciated oh and tell me um how's your guess on excuse me i color code all my info i wrote gay sun in green green means go so i know to go ahead and shut up about it orange means orange glad you didn't bring it up most colors mean don't say it how is uh tom the homosexual sophomore well pam and i have eloped actually we just robbed a bank and we are on the lamb uh seriously i am on a lecture circuit apparently scranton has the best sales of any regional branch so david wallace has asked me to go to all the branches except nashua still a little bit raw there um but i'm going to these branches and i'm telling them my secret recipe for success my 11 business herbs and spices in a sales batter oh wow ah legs are sort of given up long driving the car so let's we'll just continue oh wow oh okay michael get off the floor yeah yeah i can't do this all right you

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Length: 10min 20sec (620 seconds)

Published: Mon Nov 01 2021