The Roast of Michael Scott - The Office US

hey welcome welcome welcome welcome welcome you are all jerks just kidding not yet anyway welcome to the roast of mr. Michael Scott if you're here for the Grabowski wedding it is the second door on the left so we all know how these work needs to get crazy take your best shot I'm going to sit right over a chair and whoever wants to come up and roast me you may okay so are the Mike for the if you ever wondered whether you were Michael Scott here's a quiz to help if you ever put sunblock on a window you might be Michael Scott I normally don't enjoy making people laugh if you ever called the fire department cuz your head was stuck in your chair you might be [Laughter] [Applause] make burgers where you work and they tell you how to make burgers I have made a list of people that I would make out with before I would make out with Michael Scott a turtle a fridge anybody from the warehouse a wood chipper Kevin a candle and Lord Voldemort anyway happy birthday Michael yeah Michael you ran over me with your car you posted a picture of my bare boobs on the bulletin board with a caption that said gross well Michael you are the reason I drink you are the reason I live to forget that's what my older son I baked him in this vehicle you don't give it even for the lassithi when I see no no friends only friends only several times a day michael says words that are way beyond my vocabulary this is going do you okay remember spider face no okay cuz the quote was cut off your nose to spite her face okay yep how dare you all attack him like this Michael is your superior you should be bowing down in front of right now okay no they don't understand who they have I'm trying to get your back are you calling me an idiot did you ever talk to me that way you pathetic short little man you don't have any friends or any family or any land well I just want to take a minute to talk to you all about something very serious once every hour someone is involved in an internet scam that man is microscopic he's supporting about 20 Nigerian princesses hey you know what forgive me for caring right well you know Michael is a great delegator he never does any work himself ever and one time I walked in on him naked and his thing is so small if it were an iPod it would be a shuffle we make just a little announcement in a professional roast usually the roaster will say something nice about the roasty after they're done something about how much they love them so just keep that in mind my claims royal family know we are family okay so um what's his name Oh way in the back yeah oh very funny what's his name I'm thinking Roy Roy left years ago what's his name I don't believe I have had the pleasure Michael I gave you a ride home last week and we spent an hour in traffic what's his name Jefferson nope his name is Michael [Music] what I hate about you sucking the ball you're the music is turkey astern you're dumber than Apple South we're stuffing the stomach to you all day Stanley tried to die just to get away when it's true that's what I hate about you [Music]

Channel: The Office

Views: 5,554,193

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Length: 5min 17sec (317 seconds)

Published: Wed May 20 2020