Meet the Bisque Family

>>DON'T WORRY BABE. MY PARENTS ARE GOING TO LOVE YOU. YEAH, JUST COME OVER HERE AND MEET THEM. ALL RIGHT. OKAY. I'LL SEE YOU SOON. BYE. [DOORBELL] >>HELLO LITTLE BROTHER. >>WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? I HAVE MOM AND DAD TONIGHT. >>I JUST WANTED TO MEET YOUR WOMAN BRO-HAM. >>FINE, BUT YOU BETTER BE REALLY NICE TO HER AND TO ME. OTHERWISE, YOU'VE GOT TO GO. >>DO YOU WANT ME TO MAKE LIKE A TREE AND LEAVES? >>YOU DONE? >>GET IT? BECAUSE OF THE LEAVES. >>YEAH, THAT DOESN'T... >>MOTHER. >>MY FAVORITE SON! GIVE YOUR MOTHER A KISS. >>MWAH! >>YOUR FATHER WILL BE SO HAPPY. CHRIS? CHRIS. >>TRISH? WHAT IS IT TRISH? >>CHRIS, PUT DOWN THAT WHISK AND GET IN HERE. >>TRISH YOUR WISH LIST IS FISCALLY IRRESPONSIBLE. MY FAVORITE SON. >>HEY. [LAUGHTER] HEY, UH, MOTHER, I BROUGHT YOU A GIFT. >>OH! >>DO YOU REALIZE WHAT THIS IS? >>HIBISCUS? >>YES. I ATE LIKE FIVE OF THEM. >>MITCH? MITCH? WHERE'S MITCH? >>MOM, DAD DIED FIVE YEARS AGO. >>OH, THAT'S RIGHT. MITCH DIED IN A DITCH. AND NOW HE'S THE GOT THE POST-MORTEMS. >>GRANNY MADE HER FAMOUS LOBSTER BISQUE. >>[CHEERING] >>WHO DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO MAKE HIS FAVORITE EVEN TONIGHT? YOU KNOW I HATE BISQUE. >>YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO THIS FAMILY. >>YOU ARE AROUND BISQUE 24/7. DON'T YOU EVER GET SICK OF THE STUFF? >>DO YOU EVER GET SICK OF BREATHING? [SCOFFING SOUNDS] >>TISK, TISK. >>YEAH, GOLLY. >>IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT SON. WE DROPPED YOU ON YOUR HEAD AS A CHILD. >>THAT'S RIGHT. I WAS RUNNING A MARATHON WITH YOU IN MY ARMS AND I TORE MY MENISCUS AND TRIPPED. SORRY IF IT MADE YOU SUCH A FISH OUT OF WATER. >>WE PROBABLY SHOULDN'T OF HAD YOU LISTEN TO ALL THAT CLASSICAL MUSIC AS A CHILD. >>YOU SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO LIMP BIZKIT LIKE ME. >>YEAH. >>THAT'S WHAT WE MADE ME SO SOCIABLE. >>[LAUGHTER] SOCIABLE? YEAH, HEY WAIT! WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT BLIND DATE THAT I SET YOU UP ON WITH VERONICA? >>VERONICA? OH I GUESS THAT WAS HER NAME. >>THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE TONIGHT. WHAT HAPPENED? >>I GOT DISTRACTED. >>BEAUTIFUL. >>AH! TRICKY STITCH. >>WHO WANTS TO PLAY A SUPER FUN GAME? >>WHAT ARE WE PLAYING? >>RISK. >>YES, WELL I AM PRETTY GOOD AT RISK, SO... >>WELL AT LEAST THERE'S ONE THING YOU'RE GOOD AT. >>WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? >>YOU'RE A LOSER. >>OKAY. JUST BECAUSE I DON'T OWN MY OWN BUSINESS DOESN'T MEAN-- >>BISQUENESS. >>I DID GRADUATE FROM HARVARD THIS YEAR IF ANYONE REMEMBERS THAT. >>YEAH, IN PS-PSYCHOLOGY. >>NEUROSURGERY. >>PS-PSYCHOLOGY, PS-SURGERY, THEY'RE THE PS-SAME THING! >>NO, THEY ARE NOT. I ALSO TOOK THE HARVARD FOOTBALL TEAM TO FOUR BOWLS IN THE LAST FOUR YEARS. SO... >>AND HOW MANY BOWLS OF BISQUE DID I SELL IN THE LAST FOUR YEARS? >>THOSE ARE NOT EVEN COMPARABLE. >>6,266. >>MITCH? MITCH? >>WE ARE SO PROUD OF YOU HONEY. >>I KNOW. IT'S JUST... >>JUST WAIT UNTIL MY GIRLFRIEND GETS HERE AND THEN YOU'LL BE PROUD OF ME TOO. >>WE ARE PROUD OF YOU. >>WHY? [DOORBELL] >>HEY! EVERYONE THIS IS MY GIRLFRIEND. >>HELLO FAMILY OF STEPHEN, HI. [SOUNDS OF GREETING] >>IT IS MY PLEASURE TO MEET YOU AND YOUR ACQUAINTANCES. ACQUAINTANCES, YES, YES. I BROUGHT A DELICIOUS DISH OF BISCUITS. OH, OH. I LEFT IT IN MY CIVIC. [LAUGHTER] LET ME GET THEM. I'LL BE BRISK. OKEY DOKIE. ALL RIGHT! YEP. >>SO, WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK? >>WELL, STEPHEN YOU FOUND A WEIRDO. >>YEAH.

Channel: Studio C

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Keywords: Studio C, BYUtv, BYU Television (TV Network), Lobster bisque, meet the family, dating, weird family, meet the parents, funny, comedy, humor, college, college humor, SNL, Saturday Night Live (TV Program), Keu and Peele, funny or die, Sketch, Bisque (Dish), Sketch Comedy (TV Genre), Comedian, BYU, DC, Divine Comedy, Matt Meese, Jason Gray, Whitney Call, Mallory Everton

Id: SVjXwV967k4

Length: 5min 46sec (346 seconds)

Published: Mon Dec 02 2013