Hibiscus Bisque

>>THANKS SO MUCH! I REALLY HOPE MY GIRLFRIEND LIKES THESE. >>SHE IS GOING TO FEEL SO SPECIAL. TRUST ME. >>THANK YOU. >>YEP! BU-BYE! >>UH HEY GUYS. HI. SO TODAY I AM IN NEED OF A FLOWER. >>OH! WELL YOU'VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE! >>OH GOOD. >>YOU LOOK VERY DAPPER. >>DAPPER? I'M SUPPOSED TO LOOK SUPER HOT. >>OH! WHAT'S THE OCCASION? >>I'M GOING ON A ROMANTIC DATE. >>OH! GREAT! SO DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU WANT? >>A WARM EMBRACE. >>EXCUSE ME? >>MAYBE A KISS IN THE MOONLIGHT. >>OH, RIGHT! WITH YOUR DATE. I MEANT WHAT KIND OF FLOWER DO YOU WANT? >>I'M NOT FAMILIAR WITH FLOWERS. I SELL BISQUE. >>OH! SO YOU'RE A COOK. >>MUSHROOM BISQUE. EGGPLANT BISQUE. DOCTOR PEPPER BISQUE. >>NICE. UH- >>LOBSTER BISQUE. YOU SHOULD TRY IT. WORLD FAMOUS LOBSTER BISQUE. >>I WILL HAVE TO DO THAT. >>YEAH. >>WHY DON'T WE HELP YOU FIND A FLOWER? >>AH YES. SO I NEED SOMETHING THAT SAYS "HEY BABY. "WHO IS YOUR DREAMBOAT?" "OH WAIT. "I FOUND HIM. IT'S ME." DO YOU GUYS HAVE THAT ONE? >>UH, WELL, YOU COULD TRY THESE LOVELY DAFFODILS OR UM- OR HOW ABOUT A SUNFLOWER? THESE ARE BEAUTIFUL. >>WELL, I'M SORRY BUT MY GIRLFRIEND CAN'T SEE THEM. SHE HAS A BLIND DATE. >>SO YOU'VE NEVER MET HER? >>HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT? ARE YOU A SIDEKICK? >>NO. >>DO YOU ALSO READ PALMS? >>WHAT? >>BECAUSE MY LIFELINE GOES ALL THE WAY DOWN TO MY ELBOW. I THINK I AM IMMORTAL. >>UH, THAT'S NICE. >>YES. >>WHY NOT TRY A ROMANTIC RED ROSE? >>WOULD MY GIRLFRIEND LIKE THIS ONE? >>OH VERONICA? >>HER NAME IS NOT VERONICA. >>NO, THAT'S THE FLOWER'S NAME. >>YOU NAME YOUR FLOWERS? THAT IS NOT GOOD. YOU WILL GET EMOTIONALLY ATTACHED. >>NO, THAT'S NOT WH- >>NO TRUST ME. ONE TIME I NAMED MY BISQUE BILBO AND THEN WHEN I SOLD IT TO A CUSTOMER I GOT THE POST-PARTUM'S. >>NO, VERONICA IS THE KIND OF FLOWER. SEE, THIS IS A ROSE, THIS IS VERONICA, AND THIS IS A LILY. >>OH YOU NAMED THEM ALL AFTER GIRLS. VERY INTERESTING. >>AND THAT'S RANUNCULUS. >>YOU'RE RANUNCULUS! >>NO! THAT'S THE NAME OF THE FLOWER! >>GET SOME HELP SISTER. >>NEVER MIND. IS THAT THE FLOWER YOU WANT? >>NO. >>OH. >>NONE OF THESE FLOWERS SMELL GOOD. DO YOU HAVE ANY THAT TASTE GOOD? >>TASTE? YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT THEM! >>SHE MIGHT. IF SHE'S HUNGRY ENOUGH. >>THE ONLY FLOWER I CAN EVEN THINK OF THAT PEOPLE USE IN FOOD HIBISCUS. >>HIBISCUS? >>YEAH. THEY USE IT IN HERBAL TEA. >>HIBISCUS TEA? YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME? WHAT- WHERE IS IT? WHAT IS THIS? >>THIS IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE. >>FIVE PETALS. FIVE DELICIOUS BITES. FIVE CHILDREN- >>I HAVE AN IDEA. WHY DON'T YOU TAKE THIS AND YOU KNOW MAYBE, THIS AND THIS, AND UH- YOU KNOW A LITTLE BIT OF THIS. >>WHAT IS THIS A STINKING BOUQUET? >>YES. >>OH YEAH, IT IS. IT'S NICE. BUT HOW ELSE CAN I EAT IT? >>SERIOUSLY? >>HIBISCUS ICE CREAM? HIBISCUS SODA? HIBISCUS LASAGNA? >>LISTEN. BUY THE BOUQUET. YOU COULD MAKE HER SO HAPPY. MAYBE EVEN FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU. >>OH THAT'S NICE. >>MAYBE. >>YEAH. I LIKE IT. >>OR YOU COULD BUY THE HIBISCUS AND MAKE SOME WEIRD FOOD. >>OH, CONUNDRUM. >>HONESTLY, WHICH IS BETTER? >>HIBISCUS BISQUE!

Channel: Studio C

Views: 1,933,398

Rating: 4.9490657 out of 5

Keywords: Studio C, BYUtv, BYU Television (TV Network), Lobster Bisque, Bisque (Dish), food, flowers, dating, funny, comedy, humor, college, college humor, key and peele, funny or die, DC, divine comedy, BYU, Brigham Young University (Organization), Whitney Call, Sketch, Sketch Comedy (TV Genre), Comedian

Id: Dai7IhDQJEY

Length: 6min 2sec (362 seconds)

Published: Mon Oct 21 2013