Miss America Disaster

♪SHE'S ON FIRE.♪ ♪SHE'S ON FIRE.♪ I'M SHAUNA, MISS MINNESOTA. OKAY LADIES THEY'RE STARTING EVENING WEAR FOR THE FIRST TEN AND THE TOP 20. SO, YOU'RE ON IN TWO MINUTES. OH GRACIOUS, I'M NERVOUS. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DID YOU EAT ONE OF THOSE SANDWICHES HONEY? YES. DIDN'T YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENED TO MISS DELAWARE? NO. ALL I KNOW IS SHE ATE ONE OF THOSE EARLIER AND NOW SHE'S IN THE HOSPITAL. I THINK SHE THREW UP A KIDNEY. OH DEAR. MISS MINNESOTA. FROM THE LAND OF THE MALL OF AMERICA. I'M SHAUNA GREEN, MISS MINNESOTA. MISS ALABAMA. FROM THE WARM HEART OF DIXIE, I'M VANESSA PEACHMAN, MISS ALABAMA. AND MISS OREGON. FROM THE STATE WHERE DUCKS AND BEAVERS JUST CAN'T GET ALONG. I'M RACHEL JOHN- MISS ORE- THE JUDGES HAVE SPOKEN AND NOW ON THE TALENT COMPETITION. ♪DANNY BOY, ♪ ♪OH DANNY BOY. ♪ ♪I LOVE YOU SO! ♪ MISS ALABAMA EVERYONE. THERE IS SO MUCH TALENT IN THIS ROOM TONIGHT. OUR NEXT CONTESTANT TO MOVE ON TO THE TALENT PORTION IS MISS OREGON. ♪♪ UH, WELL I GUESS WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A- [RETCHING SOUNDS] I GUESS WE'LL- WE COULD- LOOK LIKE WE COULD JUST- OH SHE'S BACK! ♪♪ MISS OREGON EVERYONE! ACCORDING TO OUR JUDGES LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THESE ARE THE FIVE WOMEN THAT WILL BE MOVING ON TO THE INTERVIEW PORTION. NOW THESE FIVE LADIES HAVE REASON TO CELEBRATE, BECAUSE THEY HAVE MADE IT SO FAR. CONGRATULATIONS. NOW LET'S MOVE ON TO THE QUESTION AND ANSWER PORTION. LET'S START WITH MISS MINNESOTA. NOW MISS MINNESOTA, WHAT IS YOUR STANCE ON GUN CONTROL? I'M PRO WHATEVER WORKS FOR YOUR FAMILY, AMERICA. I THINK THAT EACH HOUSEHOLD SHOULD CHOOSE WHAT THEY WILL AND WILL NOT KEEP IN THEIR HOMES. NOT THE GOVERNMENT. THANK YOU MISS MINNESOTA. NOW MISS ALABAMA. MISS ALABAMA, DO YOU EVER THINK WE'LL HAVE A FEMALE PRESIDENT? OH, I'D SAY IT'S INEVITABLE. WOMEN ARE POWERFUL AND STRONG. IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE ONE MAKES IT INTO THE OFFICE, BUT THAT'S JUST LITTLE OLD ME. THANK YOU MISS ALABAMA. NOW FOR MISS OREGON. MISS OREGON. YES, JED. UH, MISS OREGON, HOW WOULD YOU IMPROVE THE EDUCATION SYSTEM IN OUR COUNTRY? ARE YOU WEARING A WIZARD'S HAT? NO? OKAY... VOTE FOR ME. LOBSTER QUEEN 2008. AMERICA, ♪ AMERICA ♪ WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. WELCOME BACK LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE ARE READY TO CROWN THE NEWEST MISS AMERICA. AND THE WINNER IS... MISS OREGON. REALLY? IS THIS A JOKE? OH THANK YOU! I FEEL SO BEAUTIFUL. MAY ALL YOUR DAUGHTERS LOOK UP TO THIS FACE. I'M YOUR DAUGHTER'S NEW ROLE MODEL. TAKE THEM... BUT SERIOUSLY, HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? DOES ANYONE HAVE A BUCKET OR A BOWL? OR THEIR HANDS?

Channel: Studio C

Views: 3,500,354

Rating: 4.9113836 out of 5

Keywords: Studio C, BYUtv, BYU Television (TV Network), Beauty Pageant (Film Subject), Beauty Pageant, Pageant, Beauty, Competition, Beauty Queen, funny, comedy, humor, parody, college humor, keey and peele, SNL, Funny Or Die (Organization), BYU, DC, Divine Comedy, Mallory Everton, Whhitney Call, Jason Gray, Matt Meese

Id: 6zMVFsz7oT4

Length: 4min 44sec (284 seconds)

Published: Mon Nov 04 2013