- I'm literally about to
play medical charades, medical heads up, whatever you call it, with two comics here. (upbeat music) - All right, and she, poor
thing gets a lot of slack for all the boys that she dates. - Oh, Taylor Swift. - Yeah.
(bell rings) (both vocalizing) - I have something to share with you. I am-
- This is what I don't wanna be right now.
- Pregnant. - Yeah! Oh! - I do this in my sleep.
- I had to get a mouth guard- - Restless leg syndrome.
- You're an idiot! - Restless leg syndrome. - I'm an idiot but I'm not a doctor. - Uh. - Oh, it's your teeth? - Pinkeye.
- Your gums. - Pinkeye.
- When you, oh. Just kidding. (laughs) - Pinkeye. Medical term for pinkeye. - Oh, conjunctivitis. (bell rings)
- That's it. STD that is very popular. - The fun one. - Syphilis. - It was gonorrhea.
- Oh. (electronic buzzer) - Oh, I'm gonna get one when I'm 40. - A lot of older women get it- - And it pulls it back- - Mommy makeover, a facelift. - Yes.
- Yes, mommy makeover. - It's a thing.
- Yeah, I know but. - People who need something in their mouth at all times they often.
- Oral fixation - Yeah, but-
- But it's. - Actually, I don't know
that that's what that is. - [Kris] No. - A helicopter that is there
to help people medically. - The Medevac, vacuum cleaner. - No. - Airflight, air-
- Oh, wait. - That's the first word. - Air is right, and there's a car version that has sirens.
- It goes whee, whee, whee. - An airbulance. - Yeah!
(bell rings) - If you do a lot of cocaine or punches in the face-
- Why do you think I would know what that is? - You get a lot of these. - Nosebleeds.
(bell rings) - See, she would know that. Oh, my God. - [Kris] No, but you're the doctor. How do you get that? - Fish.
- Chips. - Pink fish.
- Salmon. - Yes.
- Mm-hmm. - [Both] No! - You think infectious diseases is salmon? - I don't know. - Yo, he does not care at
all that we're doing this. (group laughs) This is insane. Look at his face. Okay. I think you should pass. (all laughing) Oh my God.
- Pass. - Okay.
- Oh, you get the shot- - A mosquito bites you in Africa. - Malaria.
(bell rings) I know stuff. - Oh, oh, oh.
- Oh! Lots of people died. - In like the 1500s.
- Spanish flu. - No.
- Close. - Black Plague. - No, it's called-
- The second word you got. - Plague.
- You know when somebody scares you?
- Oh, yes! - When they what? - When somebody scares you, like a ghost. What does the ghost say? - I can't listen to two people at once. - Dude, when somebody says
you, what do they say? - Boo.
- Yeah, so it's the something- - Bubonic plague.
- Yeah! - If your heart beats abnormally. - Yeah.
- Arythmacardia. - Is that arithmetic?
- Christmas. - The first part was right. - Arrhythmic, mm. - And then it's-
- Arrhythmic? - And then it's-
- What? Arrhythmic? It's not math. It's not arithmetic. - I'm a comedian. - Oh, it. - It's bad, and it happens in a part and I'm not allowed to point to. - People die the most from.
- Right away. - Breast cancer.
- No. Right away, you can drop dead right away. - Men die more.
- It's called the widow maker. - Heart attack.
- Why is this so hard? - You guys suck at clues. - What? - Are they gonna take
my medical license away? - I like giving clues. Okay, if you have blood in your poop, it comes out this color. - Red?
- No. That's if you have lower GI bleeding. If you have upper GI bleeding. - Oh, sorry. (laughs) - All right, pass. It's not done yet. If you're very sleepy. - Ah! I hate this! Any time Tourette's
Syndrome is being timed, things aren't going well. Oh! Everyone has this.
- The most common mental health diagnosis. - Depression.
- It's what keeps you up at night.
- The other one. - Anxiety.
- Yes! - Yeah.
- I have that. - When you don't want a baby, you get a? - A shmush-bortion.
- Yeah, down. - An abortion.
- Yeah. You got it right.
- Shmush-bortion. - I think you and I are
better at giving at clues- - We are.
- Than he is. - Yeah. - I'm sorry, this is
pornographic right here. It's both a lot and a little to take in. - Next category. Um.
- Oh. - If you wanna clean yourself, and- - Shower.
- You want- - Not a shower, but a-
- Sexier version of it. - Not a shower but-
- Steam room, bidet? - No, think of like a hot tub, but it's- - Sauna?
- No. It's not a shower, it's a. - I need-
- Bath. - Yes.
- Yeah, but no. - That's okay.
- Close enough. - I put this on you
when you're misbehaving. - A collar and a leash. - And those are forms of? - If you're-
- Punishment. - No.
- If you're really in the mood, but you can't do it, you have to practice.
- Safe sex. - What? You only practice safe sex
when you're not in the mood. - I really think I just
black out and yell words. Oh, when you take a tumble. It's also a season.
- Yeah. If I-
- Fall. - Yes.
- Oh yeah. - When someone poops
themselves, I would imagine. - Right, that's what I thought it was. - You call a.
- Yeah. - Janitor? - If somebody, their
heart stops in a hospital, what is it called? - Code blue.
- Yep. But it it's a different color.
- Code brown. - What we're not great at. - This is something we all suck at. - We're really struggling with this. - It involves talking. - It rhymes with shmunishation. - Okay. - I am this.
- Okay, yeah. - It's also a movie with Amy Schumer. - Amy Schumer movie. - Oh.
- What's the name of the movie that she did? - I don't watch Amy Schumer movies. - That was a good one. When you put water up your
butt to help you poop. - A colonoscopy. No, anal douching?
- No, yeah, what is the actual term for it? - You douche? I don't know. - All right, pass.
- I don't like this. - Okay.
- Your not supposed to- - I'm a first-year doctor.
- Sleep with them. - Resident, or no, a intern. - Yes. - Wow, Pam.
- Sorry. - Okay, person that takes you
place to place in a hospital. - Um, dog walker.
(electronic buzzing) - Pam wants to be on a leash. - Your dog is licking in between my toes. I don't hate it. - Uh, okay.
- Oh. Okay, so if you go to somebody to talk about your feelings, you're going to a? - Psychologist.
- No. - Mental health specialist,
behavioral specialist. - No, just. - The basic.
- General term. - Psychiatrist.
- No. - Doctor.
- The other one. No. What?
- Therapist. - [Both] Yes. No!
(all laughing) - You guys are the worst. - Someone who plays basketball
but is also a doctor. - What? - Sports medicine physician. - [Both] Why would they play basketball? - A little bit, I feel like,
if we're gonna vote out a player, it is Mike, right? - Uh, yeah.
- Okay. - This is your favorite
thing in the whole world. - Pew, pew, pew, pew. - Yes!
(all laughing) Okay.
- Skip those ones. - Elevated-
- Oh, this is what you have right now.
- Blood pressure. - Yeah! Okay. - Am I having a heart attack? Can you tell me? - That's how you do it. - How do you figure it out? - Oh, if you have kidney failure, you have to go on-
- Dialysis. - [Both] Yeah. - Okay.
- Oh, oh, oh. It's if you have-
- Fungus in your- - On your-
- Athlete's foot. - Uh.
- I don't know. - An infection of your bone. - A bone infection. - That's right. - Okay, infection of your joint. - Um.
- A joint infection. - Man, this is bad.
- This is bad. - Okay, when you have swelling- - There's no way.
- Of your face. - No.
- Due to an ACE inhibitor. - She's not gonna get this. (phone chimes)
(Kris laughs) - Please let it be known I hate this game. - Okay, what happens when you have a baby?
- Pregnant women do this. - Baby in the mouth.
- I was gonna say. Baby in the mouth? What? - I meant boob in baby's mouth. - Baby in the mouth? Oh, what I'm always experiencing in- - Pew, pew-
- When- - If people travel, sometimes
they experience this. - After pregnancy.
- Diarrhea. - Okay, no, other one.
- Constipation. - Yeah.
(bell rings) - When you burp.
- The other name for a burp. You.
(Mike belches) - Vomit. - No.
- Puke. - For burp.
- Belch. - [Both] Yeah. - Oh.
(phone chimes) Okay. - You chew this, but you
also have it in your mouth. - What? - [Mike] Above your teeth
and below your teeth. - Your tongue? - Above your teeth and below your teeth. - Above.
- You chew it, too, when you want Trident.
- Your dentist usually checks these.
- Gums? - Yeah.
- Oh my gosh. - I let him talk and it should be me. - See?
- Here's the problem. You talk a lot. - And he talks all medical. - And you're not that good at it. - It's not good when you give like- - You say the hardest things ever. - Okay, this is what you have. - Tourette's.
- No. Stop. - No, it's not, it's a hair style, and it's terrible and it
has a little thing of hair. - Oh, a rat tail.
- Yes. - Wow, she knew that?
- Yes. - Okay.
- Oh, it's a facial hair below the-
- Chin. - It's a circular one. It wraps around the mouth. - [Kris] Guy Fieri has it. - Oh, God, it's hideous.
(electronic buzzing) (all laughing) - It's a goatee. I was gonna make a goat noise. (Pam laughs) I was gonna like. - Do you wanna know a fun fact? - Yeah.
- There are a few things that set Tourette's off. Goats. - Good I didn't do that. - If a goat yells at me,
Tourette's is like okay! - Go ahead.
- Tongue and? - Cheek. - I should wear this-
- Girls on "Selling Sunset" wear these, or not "Selling Sunset." - Corsets?
- It's on the top of your head to cover your hair. - Hats? Weaves?
- No, your real hair, and then-
- No, but I wear a? - Weg.
- But say it correctly. (phone chimes) - What's a weg? - You have to get out. - Okay, you can cut someone with this, but it's also the body part
that makes your arm move. - What?
- What makes your arm move? - I don't think, I would skip this one. - My big ol' brain makes my arm move. (all laughing)
- Shoulder blade. - You made that so much harder- - I agree.
- Than it needed to be. You're like, you can also cut it, but it also moves your arm. - Yeah.
- What kinda backwards is that? Oh this is what you get- - This is a yellow vegetable- - Squash. - That is a line in your hair. - This is, stop talking. Oh, this-
- I have this on my face right now. - A beard.
- Nope. - A mustache.
- It's a shorter version. - It's a cute name.
- Shorter version. - A goatee. - No, it's a shorter version of a beard.
- This whole thing. - What's it called? - Like a little bit of it. - Subtle? Stubble. - Yeah, yeah.
(phone chimes) Okay. - Every time I come to your house, I need to leave with Xanax. - All right, try acting it out. You guys can only, no talking. - Oh yes! No talking?
- Just acting? No talking?
- Santa? - Yeah!
(phone chimes) I didn't talk, that was Tourette's. (Pam imitates sirens) - Can you make noises at least? - I'm putting out a fire. - I'm putting out a fire? - Let me get off of my big red. - Painting.
- Yes. - Oh. (Pam imitating eating) - It's the middle of the day. (Pam imitating eating)
(Kris laughing) Not breakfast.
- Lunch. - Yes.
- No, Pam. You're breaking all the rules. (Kris laughing) - Gargling.
- Yes. (bell ringing)
- Oh my God, your faces. (laughs) Doing a backflip? - Yeah.
- Yes. - This is so good. Volleyball. - Yes.
- Yeah. - What the? Synchronized swimming? Diving?
(electronic buzzing) - Cartwheel.
- Oh, I'm sitting on a drink. - We play a lot of other
games on this channel, so click here to check that out. And as always, stay happy. - And healthy and nuggety. - And there's only- - You're supposed to, guys, do this. - I did. Happy, healthy.
- Yeah. - I'm gonna be really honest. The fact that that might go on the internet makes me nauseous.
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