Medical Heads-Up With KallMeKris

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β€œand Pam”

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Pan is awesome

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- I'm literally about to play medical charades, medical heads up, whatever you call it, with two comics here. (upbeat music) - All right, and she, poor thing gets a lot of slack for all the boys that she dates. - Oh, Taylor Swift. - Yeah. (bell rings) (both vocalizing) - I have something to share with you. I am- - This is what I don't wanna be right now. - Pregnant. - Yeah! Oh! - I do this in my sleep. - I had to get a mouth guard- - Restless leg syndrome. - You're an idiot! - Restless leg syndrome. - I'm an idiot but I'm not a doctor. - Uh. - Oh, it's your teeth? - Pinkeye. - Your gums. - Pinkeye. - When you, oh. Just kidding. (laughs) - Pinkeye. Medical term for pinkeye. - Oh, conjunctivitis. (bell rings) - That's it. STD that is very popular. - The fun one. - Syphilis. - It was gonorrhea. - Oh. (electronic buzzer) - Oh, I'm gonna get one when I'm 40. - A lot of older women get it- - And it pulls it back- - Mommy makeover, a facelift. - Yes. - Yes, mommy makeover. - It's a thing. - Yeah, I know but. - People who need something in their mouth at all times they often. - Oral fixation - Yeah, but- - But it's. - Actually, I don't know that that's what that is. - [Kris] No. - A helicopter that is there to help people medically. - The Medevac, vacuum cleaner. - No. - Airflight, air- - Oh, wait. - That's the first word. - Air is right, and there's a car version that has sirens. - It goes whee, whee, whee. - An airbulance. - Yeah! (bell rings) - If you do a lot of cocaine or punches in the face- - Why do you think I would know what that is? - You get a lot of these. - Nosebleeds. (bell rings) - See, she would know that. Oh, my God. - [Kris] No, but you're the doctor. How do you get that? - Fish. - Chips. - Pink fish. - Salmon. - Yes. - Mm-hmm. - [Both] No! - You think infectious diseases is salmon? - I don't know. - Yo, he does not care at all that we're doing this. (group laughs) This is insane. Look at his face. Okay. I think you should pass. (all laughing) Oh my God. - Pass. - Okay. - Oh, you get the shot- - A mosquito bites you in Africa. - Malaria. (bell rings) I know stuff. - Oh, oh, oh. - Oh! Lots of people died. - In like the 1500s. - Spanish flu. - No. - Close. - Black Plague. - No, it's called- - The second word you got. - Plague. - You know when somebody scares you? - Oh, yes! - When they what? - When somebody scares you, like a ghost. What does the ghost say? - I can't listen to two people at once. - Dude, when somebody says you, what do they say? - Boo. - Yeah, so it's the something- - Bubonic plague. - Yeah! - If your heart beats abnormally. - Yeah. - Arythmacardia. - Is that arithmetic? - Christmas. - The first part was right. - Arrhythmic, mm. - And then it's- - Arrhythmic? - And then it's- - What? Arrhythmic? It's not math. It's not arithmetic. - I'm a comedian. - Oh, it. - It's bad, and it happens in a part and I'm not allowed to point to. - People die the most from. - Right away. - Breast cancer. - No. Right away, you can drop dead right away. - Men die more. - It's called the widow maker. - Heart attack. - Why is this so hard? - You guys suck at clues. - What? - Are they gonna take my medical license away? - I like giving clues. Okay, if you have blood in your poop, it comes out this color. - Red? - No. That's if you have lower GI bleeding. If you have upper GI bleeding. - Oh, sorry. (laughs) - All right, pass. It's not done yet. If you're very sleepy. - Ah! I hate this! Any time Tourette's Syndrome is being timed, things aren't going well. Oh! Everyone has this. - The most common mental health diagnosis. - Depression. - It's what keeps you up at night. - The other one. - Anxiety. - Yes! - Yeah. - I have that. - When you don't want a baby, you get a? - A shmush-bortion. - Yeah, down. - An abortion. - Yeah. You got it right. - Shmush-bortion. - I think you and I are better at giving at clues- - We are. - Than he is. - Yeah. - I'm sorry, this is pornographic right here. It's both a lot and a little to take in. - Next category. Um. - Oh. - If you wanna clean yourself, and- - Shower. - You want- - Not a shower, but a- - Sexier version of it. - Not a shower but- - Steam room, bidet? - No, think of like a hot tub, but it's- - Sauna? - No. It's not a shower, it's a. - I need- - Bath. - Yes. - Yeah, but no. - That's okay. - Close enough. - I put this on you when you're misbehaving. - A collar and a leash. - And those are forms of? - If you're- - Punishment. - No. - If you're really in the mood, but you can't do it, you have to practice. - Safe sex. - What? You only practice safe sex when you're not in the mood. - I really think I just black out and yell words. Oh, when you take a tumble. It's also a season. - Yeah. If I- - Fall. - Yes. - Oh yeah. - When someone poops themselves, I would imagine. - Right, that's what I thought it was. - You call a. - Yeah. - Janitor? - If somebody, their heart stops in a hospital, what is it called? - Code blue. - Yep. But it it's a different color. - Code brown. - What we're not great at. - This is something we all suck at. - We're really struggling with this. - It involves talking. - It rhymes with shmunishation. - Okay. - I am this. - Okay, yeah. - It's also a movie with Amy Schumer. - Amy Schumer movie. - Oh. - What's the name of the movie that she did? - I don't watch Amy Schumer movies. - That was a good one. When you put water up your butt to help you poop. - A colonoscopy. No, anal douching? - No, yeah, what is the actual term for it? - You douche? I don't know. - All right, pass. - I don't like this. - Okay. - Your not supposed to- - I'm a first-year doctor. - Sleep with them. - Resident, or no, a intern. - Yes. - Wow, Pam. - Sorry. - Okay, person that takes you place to place in a hospital. - Um, dog walker. (electronic buzzing) - Pam wants to be on a leash. - Your dog is licking in between my toes. I don't hate it. - Uh, okay. - Oh. Okay, so if you go to somebody to talk about your feelings, you're going to a? - Psychologist. - No. - Mental health specialist, behavioral specialist. - No, just. - The basic. - General term. - Psychiatrist. - No. - Doctor. - The other one. No. What? - Therapist. - [Both] Yes. No! (all laughing) - You guys are the worst. - Someone who plays basketball but is also a doctor. - What? - Sports medicine physician. - [Both] Why would they play basketball? - A little bit, I feel like, if we're gonna vote out a player, it is Mike, right? - Uh, yeah. - Okay. - This is your favorite thing in the whole world. - Pew, pew, pew, pew. - Yes! (all laughing) Okay. - Skip those ones. - Elevated- - Oh, this is what you have right now. - Blood pressure. - Yeah! Okay. - Am I having a heart attack? Can you tell me? - That's how you do it. - How do you figure it out? - Oh, if you have kidney failure, you have to go on- - Dialysis. - [Both] Yeah. - Okay. - Oh, oh, oh. It's if you have- - Fungus in your- - On your- - Athlete's foot. - Uh. - I don't know. - An infection of your bone. - A bone infection. - That's right. - Okay, infection of your joint. - Um. - A joint infection. - Man, this is bad. - This is bad. - Okay, when you have swelling- - There's no way. - Of your face. - No. - Due to an ACE inhibitor. - She's not gonna get this. (phone chimes) (Kris laughs) - Please let it be known I hate this game. - Okay, what happens when you have a baby? - Pregnant women do this. - Baby in the mouth. - I was gonna say. Baby in the mouth? What? - I meant boob in baby's mouth. - Baby in the mouth? Oh, what I'm always experiencing in- - Pew, pew- - When- - If people travel, sometimes they experience this. - After pregnancy. - Diarrhea. - Okay, no, other one. - Constipation. - Yeah. (bell rings) - When you burp. - The other name for a burp. You. (Mike belches) - Vomit. - No. - Puke. - For burp. - Belch. - [Both] Yeah. - Oh. (phone chimes) Okay. - You chew this, but you also have it in your mouth. - What? - [Mike] Above your teeth and below your teeth. - Your tongue? - Above your teeth and below your teeth. - Above. - You chew it, too, when you want Trident. - Your dentist usually checks these. - Gums? - Yeah. - Oh my gosh. - I let him talk and it should be me. - See? - Here's the problem. You talk a lot. - And he talks all medical. - And you're not that good at it. - It's not good when you give like- - You say the hardest things ever. - Okay, this is what you have. - Tourette's. - No. Stop. - No, it's not, it's a hair style, and it's terrible and it has a little thing of hair. - Oh, a rat tail. - Yes. - Wow, she knew that? - Yes. - Okay. - Oh, it's a facial hair below the- - Chin. - It's a circular one. It wraps around the mouth. - [Kris] Guy Fieri has it. - Oh, God, it's hideous. (electronic buzzing) (all laughing) - It's a goatee. I was gonna make a goat noise. (Pam laughs) I was gonna like. - Do you wanna know a fun fact? - Yeah. - There are a few things that set Tourette's off. Goats. - Good I didn't do that. - If a goat yells at me, Tourette's is like okay! - Go ahead. - Tongue and? - Cheek. - I should wear this- - Girls on "Selling Sunset" wear these, or not "Selling Sunset." - Corsets? - It's on the top of your head to cover your hair. - Hats? Weaves? - No, your real hair, and then- - No, but I wear a? - Weg. - But say it correctly. (phone chimes) - What's a weg? - You have to get out. - Okay, you can cut someone with this, but it's also the body part that makes your arm move. - What? - What makes your arm move? - I don't think, I would skip this one. - My big ol' brain makes my arm move. (all laughing) - Shoulder blade. - You made that so much harder- - I agree. - Than it needed to be. You're like, you can also cut it, but it also moves your arm. - Yeah. - What kinda backwards is that? Oh this is what you get- - This is a yellow vegetable- - Squash. - That is a line in your hair. - This is, stop talking. Oh, this- - I have this on my face right now. - A beard. - Nope. - A mustache. - It's a shorter version. - It's a cute name. - Shorter version. - A goatee. - No, it's a shorter version of a beard. - This whole thing. - What's it called? - Like a little bit of it. - Subtle? Stubble. - Yeah, yeah. (phone chimes) Okay. - Every time I come to your house, I need to leave with Xanax. - All right, try acting it out. You guys can only, no talking. - Oh yes! No talking? - Just acting? No talking? - Santa? - Yeah! (phone chimes) I didn't talk, that was Tourette's. (Pam imitates sirens) - Can you make noises at least? - I'm putting out a fire. - I'm putting out a fire? - Let me get off of my big red. - Painting. - Yes. - Oh. (Pam imitating eating) - It's the middle of the day. (Pam imitating eating) (Kris laughing) Not breakfast. - Lunch. - Yes. - No, Pam. You're breaking all the rules. (Kris laughing) - Gargling. - Yes. (bell ringing) - Oh my God, your faces. (laughs) Doing a backflip? - Yeah. - Yes. - This is so good. Volleyball. - Yes. - Yeah. - What the? Synchronized swimming? Diving? (electronic buzzing) - Cartwheel. - Oh, I'm sitting on a drink. - We play a lot of other games on this channel, so click here to check that out. And as always, stay happy. - And healthy and nuggety. - And there's only- - You're supposed to, guys, do this. - I did. Happy, healthy. - Yeah. - I'm gonna be really honest. The fact that that might go on the internet makes me nauseous.
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Length: 10min 53sec (653 seconds)
Published: Wed Jan 19 2022
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