Reacting to TikTok's FUNNIEST Animals

hello everybody and welcome back to my youtube channel or welcome to my youtube channel i'm call me chris and you can call me chris and today we're doing my favorite thing ever and it's watching videos about cute-ass animals because there's nothing better in this world there's people and there's animals always animals you know i'm gonna try to make it through this uh without wanting to adopt another animal i don't think i'm gonna be successful but we'll see take action right now also i i'm looking at cute things and one of them is you yeah that's right that's right i see you all right let's get into the video [Music] guys i'm at what what is it what is it what is it what is it oh what smell what's the matter with the little kitty oh this isn't gonna be good i'm gonna want an animal after this oh my look at his little legs oh i love the little munchkin listen okay listen listen i'm not much of a cat person okay i've never had a cat never owned a cat so maybe i can't say this i'm much more of a dog person but this cat i want it so bad she boogie board she boogie boards i got a video i heard that you see boogie boarding a boogie boarding bunny a boogie board bunny oh my gosh look at her she's so cute don't kill her oh my god that bunny's got more core strength than i do it's how slow she went down there [Music] she's praying i want a bunny oh my is that a god otter how am i supposed to get work done ciao i have all this work i need to do now the otter that's an otter right yeah why is it so cute goddammit now i want a bunny and an otter and a cat what is this is that a [Music] chinchilla they're so soft i had somebody in high school that had one of those so hostile though open your mouth and see what your cat does don't let the cat don't don't don't that's so gross that cat licks its butthole you know it does you know it does stop my cat's like you got nasty ass breath this it smells like just like two week old tuna up in this [ __ ] oh that's disgusting johnny are you doing boss is that a sheep with sunglasses and a hat on is that what i'm looking at right now whoa i never thought sheep could be cooler than me but here we are looking good i got somewhere swag oh a cheetah that's like the best sound ever it's like a cat purring wonder if i could do that sound how would you do that i can make like a jaguar sound maybe what are you looking for what is that what did you ask for a squirrel it's a rat it's just a fuzzy rat so this little squirrels are i don't really like squirrels i don't know what accent this is either maybe irish maybe shitty scottish i don't really know i found this it was it was it fell behind the tv is it an acorn if it's not an acorn i'm gonna be physically upset an avocado thanks oh my god the squirrels just like them is this show me someone that lives in your house rent free what the it's cute though it's terrifying like can you imagine waking up to that [ __ ] in the oh morning skipper the dog has a knife the dog has a knife take it out of its mouth oh my god oh my god get the knife out of the dog's mouth there's a scissors he's got scissors and a knife this dog is a hostile dog oh my god now he's got a knife or no scissors why does he like the scissors so much maybe he's like telling them she's like why'd you cut my balls all [ __ ] oh my god oh little purple kittens please hi baby sorry my heart stopped for a second there chest compressions the little sound it makes it's so cute look at her now oh i just want to pick her up and just just throw her not far though into a pillow so i went on a walk yesterday oh um i went outside it looks like kevin and uh i was like i'm intrigued for a walk and then i saw there were a bunch of squirrels and bugs okay wow those are my favorite things yeah they all seem to be so excited to see me okay so i said let's go i'm losing interest outside what the [ __ ] did you just say are you playing with me so we went on a nice long walk if you're playing with me i swear to god i found a tub of peanut butter what lots of peanut butter i want that peanut butter so goddamn bad now my mouth watering inside of that container i swear to god kathy a lot of peanut butter don't with me you did this yesterday i already forgot about it actually because i'm a dog i do this to kevin all the time oh i want to get kevin in here now kevin here comes the boy in the video come on oh look everybody missed you there we go oh hello the baby he's the cutest boy okay you may go back to sleep now i'm so sorry i woke you up i'm such a bad mom i love him so much what's in his basket oh my god he's like what's up [ __ ] oh they're cheering for him i wish people did that for me he's like i know thank you thank you yes i've done a lot of good work here yep i made sure that stupid squirrel outside wasn't infiltrating you're welcome a lot of people wonder what happens is it a wolf if you show wolf your teeth oof and you look them in the eyeballs oh my god she's just like looking at your face carl that's what i'm gonna do i'm not gonna do it on camera though cause i don't wanna get uh i don't wanna get put down but i'm gonna put you down all right i don't think this guy knows a stick on the ground and now i'm gonna use it he's gonna take it up take him out gonna totally abuse it oh they probably got clotheslines so bad a koala now i want a koala apparently koalas are like legitimately the biggest [ __ ] like they'll pee on you they'll bite you and stuff but they're so cute oh my gosh she's like but i want my teddy bear to come with me please please she needs her teddy bear oh so they gotta wait the teddy bear too to see how much oh my god it's so cute oh my god that's like me with kevin i'm like okay yeah i'll come to the party but i'm also gonna bring my hundred pound dog with me is that okay no we're not coming it all started with my mom husky a little palm and they had me i'm right am i alive oh so cute oh my god i'll say it later bunny oh my gosh it's talking through the buttons it's talking through buttons oh first of all kevin could never but also if kevin could he would never shut the [ __ ] up be like i hate it here please feed me more [ __ ] just kidding kevin loves me bunny oh if that was real i swear this cat looks like a tiger whoa and that's why i don't have a cat because i know it just my face a mouse oh he's like really cute oh i usually don't like mice but he's really cute hey oh me and any social interaction oh hey [Laughter] i love when dogs have the zoomies and they're just like sprinting around the house for like five minutes and they stop and they're like now you see that i was going so fast i went home how long was i running like five years five sec five what are we talking about okay who's taking a bath oh a little pity first it's like not me ty's going first it's like no oh yeah yeah i love baths bars are my favorite i love getting wet [Music] oh my god cats make that sound when they eat it's disgusting but also adorable honestly though that's how i eat just eating pasta like [Applause] the guy across from me on my first date it's like and i'm just like [Applause] have to disappear in one second what is the dog gonna do oh my god i love doing this to kevin i play hide and seek with him all the time he's like where the [ __ ] did he go holy [ __ ] david's a [ __ ] magician i know you want a drinker lucky you drink that you drink that and like do not don't drink it wow you have your own it's fresh though but it's fresh this is my house this cat gives no this is why i don't have a cat and everybody in the comments gonna be like no but my cat's like super sweet and it's like a dog and it's not you did they get a dog i'm just kidding your cat's great i'm sure your cat's great would you like to tell me it's a new f i love newfoundlanders they're canadian and they're adorable and they're huge there's nothing bad about them who are on santa's naughty list today oh look at his big ass head look at him how could you ever be bad at this this one when i was in the store okay never done this before oh no well maybe since he was like a wee little baby what did he do decided to go in the grocery bags i don't know and pull out raw nuts oh i don't know i ate a lot i looked it up they're safe yeah and nuts are okay if you're giving him any more so i don't have to worry about like fatty liver disease or anything or pancreatic titus and i think most of them are below the cup holder i love how he moved back he's like [ __ ] i'm in trouble i'm not here if she can't see me i didn't do it i was in the store for 10 minutes thank god you're freaking adorable look at him in the back look at him he's just like i'm sorry mom i was hungry and i just wanted a snack and the nuts were really tasty and salty i like them a lot it's so cute okay everybody i want to get several animals now oh my gosh take action right now i ripped my heart out and put it on a platter and just i don't even know what i'm saying right now all i'm saying is that that was adorable i hope you thought it was adorable if you did please like the video let's get this video to uh 99.9999 likes 99.999 likes yeah sure i don't know and if you want to watch some of my other videos i'll put a couple right here that i really enjoy hopefully you enjoy them as well and i will see you in the next video okay bye [Music]

Channel: Kallmekris

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Length: 11min 56sec (716 seconds)

Published: Wed Jan 19 2022