- Gentlemen, it's time. It's time for the next TikTok Wars and I'm gonna be pitting
Dr.Mike against Steven He - Emotional damage. - That thing hurt my ear so bad. Can I sue you for that? Steven? How confident are
you in your TikTok abilities? - Oof. - I, I'm not a TikToker, but I'll give it - You're a bigger TikToker
than I am a TikToker. - Both of you will have 30
minutes to create a TikTok. Our first challenge is peewoop and emotional damage
words that have stayed. In this first TikTok. Invent a new catchphrase. 30 minutes. Go. - Wait, it starts now. - 30 minutes. - Oh, no. - Where, where should I go? - I kinda want to do something where it's like peewoop damage. - Oh, I got it. I got it. - Oh - I think I'm feeling something. - It's about every Asian parent
solution to every illness. - [Phone] Let me do it for you - Where do I get a gray blazer? Ah, asian dad got upgrade today. - It's a rule of threes. You always need a third. - [Camera Person] Dr. Mike is gonna love the medical accuracy of this. - Dan, I need to borrow your hand. Just, just hold this shot. - My girlfriend just
dumped me. (laughs loudly) - [Steven] Yes. I don't know how to
edit things on my phone. I'm sorry. (Whistle) - Oh my God. All righty. So I have one from each of you. Which should I watch first? - I wanna watch yours - Okay. All right. - All right - But wait, I got, I
got, got, got, got got. I gotta set it up. - All right. - Here's your doctor doing things for you - Here's your doctor doing things for you. - For you. - Sad patient, doctor listening. Patient reaches for tissues. - Let me do it for you. - Oh my goodness. - So nice of the doctor. Good PA club. Partying. - Taking shots. Doctor's gotta come in. - Cheers. - Let you it for - I thought you actually made
that song with your mouth. - Let me do it for you. - I just realized that
could not be your foot. - Wow. - So the doctor got the tissues
to be emotionally supportive spilled out the shot to prevent alcoholism and the doctor checked
the reflexes and also allowed playtime with the dog,
which are all healthy things. So my new catchphrase is Let me do it for you. - Okay. Really impressive. And as we all know, one
of the golden rules of comedy is it's always funnier
when you have to explain it. Let's move on to Stevens. - Hey dad, um I woke
up with a sore throat. It feels like d I dunno. Oh, okay. No problem. So from all of the medical
expertise I've ever studied passed down through tradition. I have just a cure for you. VapoRub I, I just, I fell off the bike and I I sprained my elbow
and it's like, probably Probably, probably bleeding. VapoRub I only got a B in geographies. VapoRub My girlfriend just, just dumped me. VapoRub breaking news. This is CNBS here with a breaking news of a viral TikTok trend that has apparently revolutionized the entire medical industry with one saying. VapoRub (laughing) - Alrighty. - Well, I'll say this. Mike really impressed me. He made a very funny TikTok. He did a bunch of different shots. Technically it was very impressive. And because of that, I'm gonna give that two thirds a cup of bear drool - Okay - That's two-thirds of a cup. - Okay - That's a lot of the drool. - Steven. It was very tight. It was very punchy. The premise was very, very clear. I think I'm gonna give Steven
a full cup of Bear drool because he invented a new catchphrase. Mike was taking inspiration
from something that exists. Steven invented VapoRub. I can see this trending. I can see Vapor Rub becoming new. - That's trademark - That's gonna be - Yeah. And mine is not trademarked how does it mean that I'm stealing - which means Steven is
going above and beyond to create a, a built-in
brand deal for himself. I'm gonna give one
point over to Steven He. - Oh my God, thank you so Much Sam - Goop products and Miracle Cures things that should be banned in this next TikTok. Show us a doctor that's off brand. (gentle music) - [Steven] Hello. Bear
Bear, please help me. You're about to see my
very first doctor character of my entire channel. What kind of hospital is this? It doesn't really (whistle) - I'm gonna watch Stevens first. - Okay. Off brand doctors. - Off brand doctors. - Uhm. What kind of hospital is this? It doesn't really look
like a real hospital. Oh, no, no. Everything is, is totally cool. I I got my degree from Wish. Okay. Yeah. I'm just having a sore throat. No problem. Have you tried some sneeze candy? You mean cough drop? Or you could drink some bazooka honey. You mean manuka honey? My dad told me this one. You could put some lion
paste under your nose. Tiger balm. What kind of place? What are you gonna put
me in an MRI scan next? We do have an IRS scan. Okay. I must have gone to the wrong place. I thought this was the Mayo Clinic. Oh no. This is the ketchup clinic (laughing) - And scene - Mine is triple the length of that one. - I'm so curious. - This is Dr. Toz. - Dr. Toz. - Is that a reference
to something like a show - Have you heard of Dr. Oz? Lord it's such a cold day but I gotta go check out my heart, man. This is, this is not good. Oh, what is, what, what, what is this? Shouldn't this say cardiologist? what is this as seen on TV? (knocking) Hey, how you doing? Welcome. Welcome to the office. This is where we produce
our, I mean treat patients. You know we gotta make sure everyone's
healthy with the heart. This is, this is the body. This is, this is the body. You see, Doctor Oz. Why am I sitting without my shirt on? This is awkward. Who's the doctor here Who's had 10 seasons of a successful show? Eh, I gotta do a skin exam. All right. I'm already seeing some dysfunctions. Yeah, I'm pretty sure those
are binoculars, there champ. Pretty sure I'm the one
that went to medical school. Okay. - Columbia trained? - This is your body. There's something wrong with your body. I'm gonna fix it. You see that? I'm a surgeon. I'm a surgeon, and I
know just what you need. Really? I mean, you're
a heart surgeon though. And what do you think I need? You may not have voted for
me, but this is what you need. Miracle BS? Why would I want this? You, watch your mouth, you young man. That's the finest cow
bull excrement that will extend your life, cause you to lose weight make you be superhuman, and
have superhuman potential. Did I check that? Fact check, fact check fact. We don't need fact check. - We just need fact check checks. - We just need miracles So vote for me in 2022 Senate. - You don't need fact
checks in that hospital. - I'm very pleased across the board here. Let's start with Steven He. What a clear concept, right? Very straight forward. The off-brand doctor. We're doing a lot of wordplay there. Wordplay is very fun. So because of that I'm gonna give this a very
respectable two Roxy legs. It's a two, two Roxy legs - Oh which is almost as
many legs as Roxy now has - Yes. Now on the other hand, we have Dr. Mike and, and, and now this
concept wasn't quite as clear as Stevens was, but I
think that actually worked to your advantage. Mike. Mike went above and beyond here. He went to the next level. I learned a little bit
something about myself in in watching this. I'm gonna give it the
highest possible score you can get on the Roxy leg meter. Do you know how high that is? - Three legs? - Because she's only got three of 'em. It's only funny because she's okay. - Yes. - That's gonna be a point
over there for Dr. Mike. One to one tied, heading
into the final round. All the marbles. - Oh boy. All the Peewoops. - All the PeeWhoops. - To throne, the TikTok
wars champion of today. You've longed for their acceptance. You've cried, begged so loud. In this final TikTok show us what would finally
make your father proud. - Oh boy. Oh boy. - 30 minutes. Go. - You can't even see the tie. - We're stuck because
currently I have two jokes. I have no escalation in between them. Hey, I just became a doctor - Papa. I just say a life! (whistle) - What will finally
make your father happy? It's time for me to judge the final round. - Not so fast. - Oh. Oh. Looks like, like we have a guest judge. - I'm gonna decide. - Chris. Chris Collins is here. The reigning champion of TikTok Wars. - That's right. - You've held the crown for a year now. - It's true. - It's time for you to - A fourth guest judge Bear - Get outta here, go. - Bear's on my side. - Bear, come here. Lay down. You're, you're very slobbery. - Okay. What will make
their fathers happy? - I'm excited to see - Hey dad. I just got to medical school. So Mike going to the best school. Which one? All of them. Hey dad, I just became a doctor. Mike already a doctor when he was playing. I just got a New York Times article. Mike just bought the New York Times. I just won a Nobel prize. Mike has five. I did my degree with a scholarship. Scholarship. So what? That means I didn't have to pay tuition. You got discount?! (laughing loudly) - Oh my god. - This is gonna be an uphill battle. - I think Steven's gonna lay down some emotional damage on you buddy. - Ooh. But we let's we have, we still have - Gimme a chance, like my father wouldn't. - Cue emotion damage. What is that a beard? That's a beard - Papa. I just finished my first marathon. Papa, I just beat up IDubbbz. So what? Papa, I got a perfect MCAT score. And? Papa, I just say the life
using chest compressions. Chest compressions. Chest compressions. Meh - Papa I finally made the cure for cancer. I'm giving it to you. - We had like the same thought. We had the same progression. This is good - You guys didn't plan that Like you guys. - No we didn't respect that. That is - That was good. - Great minds think alike. Chris and I need to deliberate. So if you two could please step out? This is close. - Yeah. - This is really close. - It is. I was actually not expecting
Mike's to be as good as it was because this
is Steven's wheelhouse and it was flawless to be honest. - Yes. Steven was teed up. He got the timing right. He got the pacing right. - It was so good - Let's give Mike some credit here. There's music involved. - There was music at the beginning. - He had onscreen text in there. That's worth something. - That wha Yep. The fake beard was disturbing. But entertaining. - I think I've made a decision. - Okay. - Um, I think we share the same opinion. - Okay. - Scoring wise, one person
has received a three while the other person
has received a full four out of four rounds with Chris Avila - Which is technically me - The winner of TikTok Wars and the new reigning TikTok champion is Steven He! - This is emotional. I need an explanation. - Okay. You do. Oh, sorry. Sorry. - No, emotional damage. - I love you brother. - Okay well check out
our full conversation where we talk everything there is to know about Stephen He's life before YouTube in the middle of YouTube
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