Learning About Mormons | Troy Bond Crowd Work

welcome back let's we're just talking about Suicidal Thoughts you've never thought about killing yourself yeah that's good I'm not shaming you right I'm a white woman in America why would I everything is literally perfect for me welcome I'm sorry you all you did was Pee that's the are you here with these with these fun people over here with your husband beautiful couple a lot of missionary missionary is great dude I Love Missionary we face each other so we can argue donkey that's when you know you're in trouble when every position is dominant like you take your dick out face the wall [Applause] think of coming to Christian Comedy Night by the way I appreciate it looked like man when you were a youth pastor and wait for her to turn 18 I think you mean at College both in college what college BYU that doesn't sound real I feel like you just insulted me in second grade BYU where's that Pennsylvania thanks so close what part are you talking about Pro that's where the P comes from yeah guys we somebody's cracking themselves are you surprised that I heard that where are you laughing at I'll be real it's because I'm shocked that they met at College because like don't trust my contracts that y'all can't it's weird that you know that it's weird that nobody was talking to you and then you would volunteer that information and psycho and dudes are like hey man Asian consent in Alabama is 14. she's like I know I signed it I violated it now I'm in jail dog I can't live nowhere near School [Applause] you see me on TV To Catch a Predator season 12. that's right I was the one who showed up and continued to eat the peas it's not a contract okay well I feel like we're all on an episode of Better Call Saul right now your honor my client has no if I'd like to start the backyard tickets without paying a paper tell me what it is every time I ask this man a question I get 12 more questions I was like how do you know about the legality of on college campuses first of all I'm from Mars starts in September 1962. a Tuesday [Music] I just told you to press Denver to credit sir [Laughter] okay you're a Jets man so you know how to get that's first off don't say we you did not you were not part of that decision making process out we got to figure out what this statutory rape is thinks before we draft make sure the paperwork is right [Applause] okay wait something I'm guessing they drafted somebody that broke the contract you could have just said that you the draft contract and you said they they broke it too yes now we're all going to hell what did the contract say you know [Applause] I've been trying to get answers for 12 minutes as soon as we get to the root of he's like what you think I got answers sorry why am I on trial what is the contract see aren't you upset that you peed when you did this all could have been a point what does the contract saying what is it is it a contract or is it more or less like an agreement what it's more of like uh an honor code and it says you better not be coming anywhere else [Applause]

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Length: 4min 48sec (288 seconds)

Published: Mon Mar 13 2023