Famous Comedians VS. Hecklers (Part 1/5)

you [ __ ] nosy Nellie God give me your timeout I'm not your kid and then she gives me the finger like she's Tanner from the Bad News Bears relax why are you involved in their bidness no we don't go at it every time you I've been doing this for 19 years yeah I remember that day that's how important you are of course I remember doing Letterman Carnegie Hall I'm talking to you [Applause] [Music] what's your deal what I saw you two earlier you were chatting and you're on your goddamn cell phone knows to tell my jihad jokes it's a bit rude if you ask me well you got your keys in your car underhand with a carny hub I have an echo an echo I really have a Subaru Outback with Dukakis sticker Stella Oh young dumb and full calm down okay all right Claudia enjoying the show just when they get to get to know you a little bit please go sit back on stage yeah if you don't mind no you're [ __ ] Webb with my rhythm [ __ ] 22-year olds I didn't have to cater Mac to people that don't get my stuff back to you now there's some jokes for young Katya happy meals are weird I always wonder is how like organized is a clear where you're supposed to go is there like a schedule to your damnation sir please don't [ __ ] I know only I'm the one that hears it but this guy guys really I'm so close to finishing the show and when you talk I hear in my ear and it [ __ ] up my timing and it makes my job hard so could you not talk to her man please only ten more minutes I am talking I want to write in your [ __ ] face do you share eyes with another person share what's that I think you do share the last thing I can do is share here that is the shittiest hack alive Thomas honestly in India very swiftly in Milan [Music] one time I was walking on Street near me this guy walking me when that made a lot more sense the last thing I could do Sheringham why don't you just say you're [ __ ] bald and ugly I hate children the only child I think I would have liked ever was Helen Keller but she didn't talk yes it is and if you don't believe I happen to have a deaf mother oh you stupid ass let me tell you what comedy is about oh please you are so stupid comedy is to make everybody feel after everything and deal with things you idiot my mother is deaf you stupid son of [ __ ] don't and just in case you can hear me in the hole I live with nine years a man with one leg okay your [ __ ] and was there talk about what it's like to have a man with one leg who lost in World War two and then went back to get it cuz that's Tucker littering so don't you tell me what's funny my friends is like aim my best friend she's like you have to have a baby one day you'd be such a good mom like is that a reason to do that like I'd be a sweet prostitute and I think my sign up for those classes at the Learning Annex um this isn't a class do you know that you want to know where I got my boots um okay uh they're at the corner of you can't afford them and stop talking to me I'm sorry I you're Ryan that was [ __ ] up that was [ __ ] up I I think there's Steve Madden or Aldo or something I don't know but but that was fun for me I hope it was fun for you okay no no I get it that's okay she's fine no security but yeah like you know when Bobby Fisher have you ever seen the movie searching for bobby fisher' when he's like take the draw because he knows he's gonna win just remember that scene if you feel like talking again okay but now that's sweet thank you I also like these boots and don't worry I'm drunk too right now honestly I am I um you're in a blackout let's be real what the [ __ ] is different between you and me what's different all animal wallet chain I lost the wallet twice I don't like this vault so not on a chain any other question you go 15 [ __ ] deer back oh my god you would be me or you want to be my friend it's one of us all you want to compare yourself to me you know why because he wasn't around happy in life always want to shut other people down never see anything good I want you to endure they want to go I'm gonna find the fault what's wrong when you say funny [ __ ] with apologies nightmares [ __ ] me female jeez what right this tell lies not for a Snickers run quickly dismantle this human being suffering is going is there is alkaloids invaded of consciousness and the alcohol is tell you the you that you have things are worse name the outdoors line [Applause] later after the show if your face is not as ugly as your voice not my khatma something Deepti herpes we will drag across your face seal shut when let go steel stairs please God be busy by a holy disease [Music] [Music]

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Id: EVTOIvdiptg

Length: 8min 16sec (496 seconds)

Published: Sat Oct 15 2016

Reddit Comments

[u/ConfusingTiger]

What is this facebook lol

[u/Tinnitus_Maximouse]

Tame!

You wanna see hecklers destroyed, try Jimmy Carr or Frankie Boyle!

[u/australiaonline]

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