Heckler Calls Me Racist | Troy Bond Stand Up

oh thank you this is way better than the last show I just did they were all pieces of [ __ ] that's how it was man this is sometimes you don't get a good crowd sometimes you get a good crowd they're not great this is good like this crowd feels feels great but it's it's gonna get good to me I feel like I'm one bad joke away from this feeling like a like a public pool it's first choice to swim but it's a pool I'm gonna be the Band-Aid you swim away from this is gonna be a fun night look at this room tonight look how we're all together in this room getting a new covert variant don't you feel closer together knowing because comedy brings people together that's why I think politicians should be forced to do stand-up if any politician just stand up in history they could have avoided controversy I voted for Joe Biden but that [ __ ] didn't feel great [Laughter] felt like I was giving Grandpa the keys to the Oldsmobile I'm telling them to drive to California that was the best of a bad situation I give credit where credit is due I'm probably the most Pro anti-trump comic out there that month shut the [ __ ] up it's a white guy trying to talk to black people I'm not [ __ ] no you're not yes I wasn't no you were you just tuned in you were trying to for what what are you upset about it's not me no and shut up any black person after [ __ ] jokes no stop having fun [ __ ] go ahead yeah stop having fun can we get her order something wow are you serious yeah no that's what happens no you're white trying to like talk about no my probation officer is here now I don't know who the [ __ ] you're mad at but it's not me no a white person trying to make fun of black people see now you're crying and I was just trying to make you laugh no no okay I'm sobbing now I'm gonna make fun I was trying to be empathetic it was not no I don't care you can like laughing there I had a comedy clip she came here for a TED Talk everybody knows you go to the basement for political opinion foreign but it's just [ __ ] sounds tense I'm a [ __ ] guard damn it there's nothing you could say to me I haven't said six inches from the mirror first name going in my suicide note tonight have a good night Kamala Harris foreign I got like four more in the chamber no come on wait don't drop the scarf man that was three dollars at Dollar Tree yeah go pick up the gun she left under the chair for no reason right now thank you don't bully me I'll come [ __ ] focus focus focus focus do my my last joke I ask you a question what part was I being raised his head [Applause] to get to my Jim Crow jokes yet I got blackface over here in the trunk I was ready why the [ __ ] you recording put your goddamn phone down and sit can I ask you a question no idea was that being racist it was what it was cupcake cupcake what what the dog that's what she was upset about it took her 15 minutes to be that mad it was I don't I feel like we're processing it at the same time I don't know this [ __ ] would be my attorney this whole show I feel like I've seen you in Los Santos customs and Grand Theft Auto dog it's like listen we'll get this paint job but first I don't know what she's mad about it's not you thank you put your goddamn phone down you know I can still see you right just put it down look at me put your phone down look at me put it down you can raise it up in three minutes when I'm not paying attention but I'm still gonna get through this last joke she wasn't gonna like that last joke either I'll be honest laughs I just don't like my dad is black and my mom is white and I came out a Dominican lesbian you know like [Laughter] I didn't even do any of my black and white material and she just looked at me and went this [ __ ] needs to pay reparations for his Joe Biden joke in conclusion everybody tonight is gonna get if you look under your seats you get a free five milligrams of Xanax laughs did I say anything racist Brian yeah man Brian is my one Asian friend that's not racist it would be racist If I Had No Asian friends what are you doing to stop Asia hate [Music] all right

Channel: Troy Bond

Views: 4,005,525

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Id: DY812zZj_Kc

Length: 6min 46sec (406 seconds)

Published: Mon Dec 05 2022

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[u/Then_Campaign7264]

“You’re the first name going in my suicide note tonight.” And things picked up from there.

What a crazy set. I sure hope she was a plant. Otherwise, I don’t think she’ll be back for more. I sorta agree whoever she was mad at, it probably wasn’t him.

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his jokes were pretty mild by today's standards...not sure what that lady was expecting going to a comedy club....

[u/CarmineFields]

This has been reposted 100X in the last week.

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Andrew “Troy Bond” Clay