Roasting Muslims and Jews in Front Row | Andrew Schulz | Stand Up Comedy

bro you gotta give TSA trouble darling right this GSA's worst nightmare like are you trying to blow up the country or sneak into it what the [ __ ] huh what is your background can I guess can I use my racism for good you're allowed to use your racism for good can i I'm gonna start with the region I'm stuck you got to go with the region okay I'm gonna say Middle East okay are you Middle Eastern you're Middle Eastern as well okay a little too confident product all right once that Eid Mubarak comes around you guys going on we got really excited about that [ __ ] I don't know what the [ __ ] that thing is but I love I love when I meet Muslims and I say yeah bubonic ax but white people know things about the slip up whoa whoa this is so good look here's the extra banana they get the banana if the oh it's your Christmas but don't y'all believe in Jesus so then Christmas is Christmas [Applause] what does it mean Eid Mubarak happy Eid is it Mubarak Mubarak we're still in the eared 7 days guys I'm trying to find funny in this what brain is working overtime but I can guys I feel like ball myself up No okay so we didn't figure out your Middle Eastern poor Middle Eastern a rich like are you oil money or proxy war what is your in between ain't no in-between uh with the gangsters are against us you're with okay but you don't have a well money you do have oil money in your country you know oil money and you're in the Middle East Israeli oh they don't have any oil dude you know pissed off they gotta be about that [ __ ] that's the one bad investment Jews have made we'll take this lens right here this is book this is fine trust me there's got the ocean view everything you need why would you want to be in land what is in land nothing important over there 50 years later like maybe we should expand the little money maybe we should move in a direction that has something of value okay our biggest export is hummus I don't think we are going to get rich [Applause] I'll [ __ ] good guess who guessed that that was a good cast dude even though you're wrong that was a good [ __ ] gas dude you were to be aware of like Middle Eastern finances Geordi better watch out ropes palace that is the buffer let's see what's going on over there that's it what do you call that Petra that's a nice nice thing to look at what's beneath there okay I'm [ __ ] I don't know dude you better not be like Qatar Oman or none of these says what does it say what is they do Yemen is their [ __ ] Yemen Yemen got Sarah McLachlan music on a commercial huh every time you see picture dude okay which one is it Iran bro [Music] [Applause] you totally threw me off that's not family that's a rich country are you kidding you eat [ __ ] caviar that's part of the diet I can't trust these [ __ ] Iranian his head can't [ __ ] trust them dude I'm glad Ben Affleck handed it to you [ __ ] y'all TSA is [ __ ] well then half like just walked right by of America and then just walk still let the guy go rule five o'clock shadow got the [ __ ] out do you speak Farsi you speak that [ __ ] do you worship a goldfish that's part of it don't lie there's a holiday probably like your Christmas oh you're Jewish in Iranian first of all that's a tough one guys oh that's a rough one dude cuz you got no place that's like home outside of Beverly Hills [Applause] is that is that your daughter [Applause] mubarek I got it I got it yeah I get it I got it

Channel: The Andrew Schulz

Views: 4,119,223

Rating: 4.7794166 out of 5

Keywords: andrew schulz, andrew schultz, comedy, comedian, stand up, brilliant idiots, flagrant 2, podcast, sports, entertainment, pop culture, commentary, comedy club, near me, jokes, charlamagne, charlemange, breakfast club, interviews

Id: Jt34qFE0zkw

Length: 8min 3sec (483 seconds)

Published: Sun Sep 15 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/ShomerFingShabbos]

The root of violent prejudice of any kind is casual prejudice.

Call me a kill-joy, but while yeah, the delivery is comical. Minorities being the butt of the joke isn't very nice.