Gayest Heckler Ever... | Andrew Schulz | Stand Up Comedy

did you just turn gay in the middle of your sentence is it not at that the nine is pistachio oh you are gay oh really you must have came out the crying why couldn't you just c-section me oh that's disgusting who's that doctor he's kind of cute who's hey doctor clean this placenta now are you a top or bottom are you a versatile he gave us a lot of information to respond to guys he said there's no such thing as versatile what does that mean sir I thought if you take it an ass and you give it into so you if you give dick you're not gay I'll be honest with you let me be let me be let me be honest with you I'll be honest with you I feel like if you're a top you're not as gay yeah I mean like you just put in but I've done that like that's light work who hasn't put digging but but if you get you deserve a float in that parade dog that is serious blue - nah come on bro we got pills for that dad [Applause] staying hard is easy man we got technology duh or you just take your thumb and just push that in there whip your dick like a splint remember we Kobe would break his fingers he's man we put a spin on that finger so don't bend at all damn bro so you do both you're a bottom though you like getting that's what's up no ia that's what you like what does I don't even know what you're talking about right now buddy you like getting but you like getting in your butt whatever I want I got there's some competition on the table is [Laughter] somebody's using my whole sylvan water later guys I got it now presses on okay so the gay right have you ever tried bro never in your whole life gold star not platinum nuff gold star gays you never a girl but platinum star gaze you at came out c-section never even touch not once you almost made it bro except for your hard-working ass mom you know how nasty was your mom's that you were like never octet your mom had the baked labia this was like a car wash you get to go through your entire life never worried about getting someone pregnant like think about that you get to leave it all in there son that just got real gay bro I don't know it's like son that got a little too real right you just laying dudes nothing you wrote us crazy you're a how easy is it to get laid as a gay dude be honest yeah you 15 minutes to please don't do that just soak up the seat gets off the seat like all right we probably carry that with you know you got suction on that know are some dudes booty holes loose how do you know you that tight but you know what did you got loose but you don't you never just take a in a block comes out like a Campbell's soup cans that's why they call it chunkies [Applause]

Channel: The Andrew Schulz

Views: 7,997,065

Keywords: andrew schulz, andrew schultz, comedy, comedian, stand up, brilliant idiots, flagrant 2, podcast, sports, entertainment, pop culture, commentary, comedy club, near me, jokes, charlamagne, charlemange, breakfast club, interviews

Id: GHpvUxmvybY

Length: 6min 26sec (386 seconds)

Published: Sun Sep 22 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/Azthioth]

This is how it should work. Being gay doesn't make you special or better. Heckle and get made fun of. Some chick does it and you bet she is going to get called slut or worse in one way or another. Straight guy does it and he is going to get hit with small dick jokes, unmanly jokes, or w/e.

If you want acceptance, this is it right here. When your mocked and laughed with, you are a part of the group.

Also, this dude was enjoying his own jokes more than anyone else. No one in the club was having a better time than him.

[u/healmehealme]

I love Andrew Schulz! He’s one of the funniest comedians I’ve seen in a long time and I’m extremely impressed with how off the top of his head everything is. The majority of his “routine” seems to be just making fun of the audience.

Though I have seen some kind of weird stuff in his recent videos where an audience member in the front he was making fun of is suddenly gone, so I wonder if it’s at least a little set up. But if it is, that’s fine, because it’s still hilarious and original as hell.

[u/OfficialGarwood]

Idiots saying this guy is being homophobic. Nah, I think he's genuinely interested in how gay sex works, and is asking questions in a comedic way. Clearly he's very supportive.

Y'all be sensitive mother fuckers.

[u/DrunkensAndDragons]

this guy is funny, but the way he laughs at his own jokes is weird

[u/Wiener_Amalgam_Space]

I feel like he deftly walks that line of making fun of a gay dude without actually being homophobic here, but maybe some gay folks wanna chime in since I'm not the butt of these jokes.

[u/Bitemarkz]

People need to loosen the fuck up. Stop being offended on behalf of the dude who was clearly fine with it.

EDIT: To everyone saying “there are no comments about the joke being homophobic,” there were, they’ve just been deleted on account of them being downvoted.

It’s why THIS is the top comment as well.

[u/cmccal8866]

Lol I haven’t seen one comment of someone calling him homophobic but I see 40 talking about how those ppl need to stfu

[u/VehaMeursault]

He gets off the seat like pop!

Killed me.

[u/kudles]

Platinum Star is some funny shit 😂😂😂