Erik Koch is the Phoenix | TigerBelly 106

[Music] [Music] five four three two one blast off happy birthday happy birthday happy birthday thank you it's a flat face Gilbert's birthday how old are you now 28 28 you lost weight thank you right yeah you gotta go back fat you got to go back fat can't go back fat I want to look like just say this right shut the [ __ ] up is that I'm telling you now if you gained another 50 pounds you would work 10 times more no I know I did I gained weight when I was fat no auditions yeah but you're stronger now okay that's true all right no I don't want competition stay stay stay whatever you're doing I don't want competition okay I got hey we got kalila who I'm [ __ ] just on the [ __ ] brink of I'm here I'm gonna spread your cheeks whoa with my hands game that he calls ventriloquism is nothing to do with ventriloquism it does he just provide slabby I say each razmik cheeks apart in public and he makes my butthole talk input is public yeah yeah oh my god um I love this guy right here man yeah I love my favorite I love his name - what is it Casey Casey here man and we got you know what else we got right here in the back of me who barton fink man oh wow is that a dude yeah don't see - sorry - right are you Jewish yeah this dude I didn't know you were roommates with the old-timey a writer from the 1940s yes my roommate Yeah right here dude I love your [ __ ] dude excuse me okay and now we have a special guest tonight and I'm gonna say something right now okay I met him via destiny I was playing with Eric Griffin fat black okay my brother Stevie we be and of us in the sky was also sometimes involved he's very good at destiny his name is Erich Koch he is also a UFC fighter so give him a round of applause yeah now you can talk now yeah you're the only guest who's actually obeyed those rules yeah I'm coming into somebody else's house you know whoa I love these [ __ ] independence everybody thinks fighters are like you know some mean you know yeah just gonna beat your ass all the time yeah no no not at all very respectful I like the way you guys I don't know how everyone got together I don't know how'd you meet so you met Eric Griffin first online I met Griffin what was crazy about it was uh I followed him on Twitter because I was always a workaholics fan I don't know why but okay it's a wonderful show full of comedy and delight but no I followed him on Twitter and I saw him like post make a post towards Bungie talking about destiny uh-huh and I was you know I I sent him a tweet and I was like you know if you ever play you want some help hit me up cuz I'm really good at destiny yeah you're very good um he's so good and he followed me but he never hit me up and then you know the app wall companion app yeah yeah yeah you erased all of it yeah well gone let's get into that later okay okay you call me Yoko Ono for that but but then I went on there cuz I was just looking to finish the raid and I was playing I was playing with you guys for like four hours I didn't know who the hell it was yeah and then we started talking about like what we do and [ __ ] like because I they were talking about compy yes yeah told him I fought in the UFC and you know he's like oh [ __ ] what's your name and you know I asked and I didn't know his name was Eric Griffin I knew him as Montez yeah you know he's like oh [ __ ] I follow you on twitter I was like you know what's your name he's uh sac Eric Griffin I'm like no he's like Montez from workaholics I was like whoa that's how crazy how small of a world it is because how many people play destiny and how many people are on this app like yeah finding that but I mean that was a we found each other yeah we found you're very good at it he is the best one out of the group he has to fight by far but I honestly believe that Eric's the worst Griffin I think yeah Craig's actually no we looked up Katie's today yeah and Craig is terrible I can imagine you want to bring his name up because he's on the precipice of suicide anyways he's doing green life oh is what I meant to say complete opposite yeah yeah but don't worry the filming we did we all sat on him like in front of them yeah I like Craig alone I can't take it I like Craig a lot but uh but no he's by far the worst he is I was the second worst I think then it's Griff yeah Griffin forces better Steve or Bobby Oh Bobby hasn't played in so long when they were playing I pick a side I don't know you don't remember I don't know but Steve is better than both those guys Steve a yes Steve is getting better and yeah but when I talked to Eric on Saturday and I had him rank everybody I said are you better than Bobby he was like oh yeah Bobby sucks and then you told me differently he well maybe because he has so much fat in his eyes right like you know he's so fat his face then it went into his eyes and he can't see clearly enough because I'm gonna tell you this right now he is not better than I am he's in fact with we do a group crucible I was always last that well I wanted to do I wanted to do like not me obviously with everybody else individual match to see who's the best how do you feel how does it feel to play with such shitty players if you have you know they're lucky they can be funny and I like I just like to relish them talking [ __ ] to everybody to each other yeah rarely do they ever try to talk [ __ ] to me you know but they're talking [ __ ] to each other I think it's not yeah because um we don't want our heads to be crushed by your hand alright so I want to say something right now because this is my podcast and I'm you really broke my heart when you lost a clay Guido okay okay let's talk about it let's know I you know I was on the UFC fight pass I was on the road I go [ __ ] Herricks fighting I put it on and it I've never known I just let me finish it was it was it broke my heart it's weird watching some different I threw my iPad and everything really yeah I was emotional about I think Stevie was really upset I really we all hold each other afterwards what the [ __ ] happened well touching on that like watching the talk into the mic man the craziest thing about about fighting is like when you fight yeah you're nervous but it's a different type of nervous energy yeah it's like I know I got to be in there and I like I got to be on everything like it's more it's more of a focus like nerve yeah when you watch people you know fight like when I watch my teammates fight I lose my mind I'm well I can't believe we do this for a living who I this is [ __ ] crazy yeah and so touching on that like watching people you know fight is watching my brother fight was probably the worst thing really I'd lose my [ __ ] your brother yeah you know so if they even get hit you get mad you want to climb the fence and you know that's how I felt I think yeah yeah but and he was on top of you like he doing all that gay [ __ ] didn't do any damage I know I know he didn't Eric will go into the fight will go into the fight yeah the fight was very it was just a strange fight because he's such a weird guy to fight you know when he fought Anthony Pettis my teammate yeah he was coming forward everybody's used to Guido moving his head like a high energy yeah he fought way more patient with you with me yeah didn't come forward with the whole the whole game plan was to counter and you know fight him you know because he wants to come forward like let him you know hurt himself by falling on the sword but he never did that he was a very patient and he wasn't like super strong his takedowns weren't super strong but just like he did just enough to get me down yeah you know and the one thing I give credit to Clay Guida is he's such a veteran like when he has you down it is hard to move like he doesn't take risks to pass her up and do damage but he controlled my hips so well usually I'm good off my back I can throw submissions up any way I can move I've never felt like that like against the fence I would try to wall walk yeah jump off he would shut me down he knew exactly what I was doing he's just a veteran yeah you know so what I take from that fight is you know I'm not I'm not hurt I didn't take any damage you did good afterwards you did good after work I'm just saying cuz I want you to succeed I want to I know you do trying to end so that's where my thing was coming from it's like I want Erica home but I would be really terrible being a spectator to my kids sporting events yeah I and you're right like I would much rather compete than be a spectator to anything it's it's because you have a set of nerves that you can't kind of dispel like you when you're watching you have all this built-up adrenaline that you can't use towards movement exactly you when you're an athlete you have this adrenaline you're about to actually use your body towards something but the power is in your head yeah like when you watch somebody you love or a training partner you want to do it for him yeah and when you're watching from like a third-person view it's a lot different it's a lot different yeah actually face to face I mean I know I wrestled in high school I know it's not the same but but I did tournaments and stuff right and I used to get so I've never been more nervous it's more nerve-wracking than standup I couldn't believe like trying to make a weight and then and then actually go walking in it's so nerve-wracking so I can only imagine because you're at a higher level that you and use there's so much at stake well yeah and yet you were you were also played with injuries and whatnot so there's you hadn't been back in a long time right right so there was a lot riding on it I'm sure you were I mean the biggest thing about it is in any sports you know a lot of sports that are like football soccer their team sports so if you lose the blame is kind of despair yeah you can put it on other people infighting when you lose it's the [ __ ] worst when you win it's the grace that's why we do it there they're both you know total extremes yeah yeah so I mean yeah it's it's [ __ ] terrible I hate lose you cry I did you did every loss I cried because they're pretty soon right apart know the best way I can put it is a Tito Ortiz he said it [ __ ] him why he used to say he's like when you lose the fight it's like a loved one dying because we trained so [ __ ] hard bad that's why not many people do this we train so hard and people really don't understand how hard we train and when you lose a fight and you dedicate three months to dieting cutting weight training four times you know a day watching tape you're just your whole life is dedicated to this one day yeah you're not imagine it's just like that's Judgment Day that's like that's the end of days for you until the fights actually over yeah that's the end of the day so like when you lose a fight it's weird because it doesn't hit you in the cage it's when you go back and you can you you you know the disappointment of your corner not necessarily they're mad at me but like they're just bummed you lost and yeah they're like you let a lot more people down but you weren't humiliated you were doing so good no but I take I take probably one good rahzar did with Amanda Nunez Ike I mean she was picked apart within a minute and she was out you can tell that she trained hard for the oh yeah yeah I can't imagine especially the kind of expectations on her I can't imagine what that feels like Jose Aldo going out for two seconds like when you've been undefeated your whole career crushing I mean that man cried a lot suffering I can crushing I don't that's why I always think about whether or not I want my kids to be you know if if they can get there if I do want to encourage for them to be like professional athletes it has so much it becomes so ingrained as your identity that when it's gone it's so hard to separate yourself from that well and that's I mean that's with a lot of fighters that have problems retiring that's what you see you know a lot it like I thought Anderson Silva when he defended his belt like eight times he should have retired if you were to retired because his we all do this if you ask any fighter yeah we do it to make money but I didn't start this to do money when I started training UFC wasn't big at all it was so underground like didn't really didn't know much about it so like what my stance on it is I do this because when I die I want my name to be remembered it's a way of immortality yeah it's my everything that we do immunity I do stand up to do that yeah yeah but I mean that that's why I do it so if someone's on a rate like GSP I honestly don't think you should come back yeah you know I feel like if he stayed that yeah you give it this way all right it's like when you're away from the game for that long your name fades no matter who you are right and so you get addicted to the glory too and the adrenaline it's a it's a drug Oh first right for sure so that's what they come back they go you know they want just to be the center of attention again they want you know if they win they want that glory that feeling that you said right so you can understand why they come III completely understand but if you're looking at long term you know you got you got a you got to think about it MMA there are so many ways to lose so many ways to win so many ways to lose yeah you're gonna lose doesn't matter how good you are you know Conor McGregor he's lost not John John you actually lose let's get into that more than just that because your brain is on the line it isn't is like isn't swimming it isn't track you could be hurt for the rest of your life that you're doing so much more is on the line than just losing you know I said you know watching the McGregor fight last weekend with Mayweather I want to and to see you know I wanted to say this you can say whatever you want about McGregor you can already tell up front that he is just a better fighter all-around he would have destroyed my whether you do without dogs bark 1/4 of us are some yeah yeah yeah if it was an MMA fight it would know in 10 seconds so I mean you could tell that he could take him down around he would yet destroy them right yeah no I completely agree boxing sucks boxing is so [ __ ] boring it's like remember that one time we're like mayweather turned around showed his ass to McGregor alright I'll just punch you from behind and then the old timey black guy that was the ref oh I don't know where he they got him I think that guy's that's the guy from on Sesame Street what that black man from Sesame Street they would Britney break them apart I'm like this is [ __ ] this is not cool you know I mean that's below the belt and then they started the warm people so hip-hop it ahead oh yeah why not the top well what's wrong with the top of the head tell me right now so it can I mean I I still I think it's kind of [ __ ] but way back in the day it was just something that they you know hitting behind the head and and on top of the head they feel I can do more damage well more brain damage and the back of your head for sure cuz that's where your cerebellum is my cerebellum is made of an adamantium steel my medulla is like dilithium crystals it's like it's like not even it just is I'm like evolved that's your breathing centers your respiratory centers are in the back of your head yeah but still it's I you can feel it when you do get cuz actually agree to hit me in the back of the head a couple times and like you feel you feel a little different it feels different it hurts as much it's it's not like a pain but it's like it like a concussion would kind of feel like whoa well all your nerves are running too right that's where your spine yeah oh no nerves on your face [ __ ] not nervous but these I get hit there all the time no I don't I really don't know anyone takes good feel do you feel any pain in your shins at all you don't feel anything lately you kick down banana trees and feel nothing like what's crazy about it is your adrenaline is going so like it's so high when when someone does a bunch of damage to your leg it's not really the pain it's just your leg doesn't work anymore it's crazy yeah easiest thing and people ask that like doesn't it hurt to get punched in the face well it's not it's not like pleasant like yeah good yeah no but like when we fight you've got millions of people watching you on TV and like your adrenaline is so crazy get a little mad deal anything yeah anything it's crazy yeah I have a curiosity to feel that at some point in my life I know I'm too old but I'm saying that it I I do want to try absorbing a shot when my adrenaline is high he's going I don't want to absorb a shot when I'm not ready I don't want to sucker-punch I'll cry and I'll tap out you know like it's over I'd like my hands on her ass cheek I spread apart I surprised like a little bit because again I'm not prepared my adrenaline is rip your butthole right now in front of everyone to see okay and you're gonna cry like a little [ __ ] baby all right baby - all right my bad but I'm just saying how often have you been doing this a lot has he like he's like gonna tell you something right now all right I'm gonna tell you something right now this [ __ ] John snow [ __ ] I've had enough of it oh just give me a second let me get my thing all right all right I gotta get back in - we're gonna get back into this but I just need to get this off my chest if you saw last Sunday's episode right it was a love scene with Daenerys and Jon Snow and all the ladies in the house we're watching they're good and you could apply their [ __ ] vaginas are all squirting morning a lot of squirting right then there's [ __ ] I would come back home cuz we're at her sister's house to watch it and she snuck it in to watch it on her iPad Yuri watched it a 12 times let me tell you something right now number one his ass cheeks aren't that special they look like Kate Moss's ass cheek they're pale forehead and flat I didn't like it Kate number two [ __ ] if you had a chance with kid Harrington what are you doing with that [ __ ] I like fat good fat gooks funny yeah yeah okay but if you could get kit harington you would not be in this situation turkey based myself with a sperm I would yes if kit harington called me and said Bobby let's [ __ ] right I would go to [ __ ] that's how he sounds by the way yes dead-on alright I would go to [ __ ] North Face get a woolly jacket Willy Jan go to Ireland wherever the [ __ ] he lives and I would I would bite his inner thigh gently as a mark as a mark and then it said that when she [ __ ] him she'll know I was there [ __ ] Bobby got some first yeah if you see like [ __ ] Fang marks on his inner thigh that's Papa I don't mind sloppy seconds from you I don't even mind sloppy xx it's like I'll take anything from him I'll take anything he's not gonna [ __ ] you [ __ ] if you want and that's a guarantee right now kherington right now how's this [ __ ] right here for free right oh I don't have a chance with him all in [ __ ] I'll get all the [ __ ] oils together I'll jerk off whatever you need bro you're worried dude why you have to go get or nothing all right because I'm gonna tell you something right now you're not gonna wanna Kit Harington if you wanted to [ __ ] me with your big toe I'd take that oh that that episode and also this let's see the skip this [ __ ] jujhar I'm sorry I'm sorry Rach I'm raisable but this dude you right here in back with me and I know that you're Jewish and that's wrong for me to say I'm not in Schindler's List I cried little red girl in the dress I [ __ ] crying shut the [ __ ] up all right and I love Schindler he was a good dude all right so I'm on your side but let me tell you something right now you're just like this [ __ ] nut all right you don't watch Game of Thrones it's [ __ ] silly all right it's a cultural phenomenon Eric I so far don't smash I've heard nothing but good things about it but I'm just so far behind yeah okay and I like when I watch shows like that I'd like to binge watch them all right so how long would it take for me to start from episode 1 I just say this no I am so envious that you [ __ ] Martin think you guys haven't seen it because if I was in your thing I'll be so excited I go oh my god the next three weeks are gonna be the most amazing three weeks of my life that's good the [ __ ] show went back right back to back yes so on what is them you know what and you're getting like a little your adrenaline flowing and you're looking at me like I'm clay Guido I'm not alright I'm your friend you're clay Guido whatever that old man's name is okay let me say this right now okay whatever you're going through right now the adrenaline you want to smash my head back and walking check that [ __ ] because let me say something right now I'm a rage monster - okay what's that means chachi okay all right I have hrs oh you know what that is I have no I didn't [ __ ] strength oh oh you don't think that people would return it or chimpanzees are strong but they'll break you shouldn't compare retards of chimpanzees no in terms of strange animals okay I like my bites like a hyena is that feed do I feel bad about that no all right Wow shots fired and you know what that's a spreadsheet right what's the tally right now what does like nine spreadsheet yeah you know really I'm gonna tell you right now do it all right relax we're good you know we're friends all right and also on top of it I'm not afraid of you and also on top of that right now is that that's not what happened to you and I love you and I'm always gonna be on your corner dude okay guess what time it is I don't know can you even read time Bobby I can these ones again yeah yeah it says 9:30 you know why I know because I have one of these futuristic fancy classic move man watches every nvm PMT more watches movement watches that's what I meant I want to be cool and improve read it let me tell you something guys 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Rufus for best team in the world ah yeah alpha brothers you have Tyron yo Ben Askren yeah he does FC he does I mean he comes back here but he's got a deal he'd be trains that evolved when he's go away from them for like a couple weeks they tell you something about your boy town with the Carroll oh jeez he carefully I'm going to be very sad lately I'm gonna tread very life is a big big strong man dude is the most owner entertaining fighter but you're judging that offline fight no did you even Thompson fights did you last fight I just saw him fight um last time Demian Maia Demian Maia you ever watched Demian Maia versus Anderson Silva oh that was the worst in up in Saudi Arabia yeah yeah he's boring the climates weird the elevation I've been there yeah oh you have it I had been her okay the elevator I couldn't even [ __ ] walk I was the elevation was so high I don't know much about the elevation I don't know anything about it back I love tiring I love I love him I love her to look at me Tyrone Tyrone Tyrone hey Tyra who gave you cocaine no one week okay I just hyper as [ __ ] right now pay some respect we love you tyron woodley my god you don't think I do not right now Harris legend rudely legend you're a legend I'm [ __ ] a big fan sir joy and they're my favorite and Sergio's he's close to Giorgio who his brother he has a brother both his favorite team Ruben sports shout out yeah I've never heard of Sergey I heard of Anthony I would love to have tyron woodley on this show and you tell him exactly what you told you know why I don't want a minute in this in this world why cuz I don't want to fall asleep because his fights are so [ __ ] boring it's I know shut up I don't give a [ __ ] this is a co-main event we paid money to see this you can you not like can you just get in the pocket and [ __ ] do some punches my guys the Jews Stephen Thompson fights first one was great so what that's equally on Stephen Thompson's party you think that I you think I unfollowed Stephen Thompson on every piece of social media because of that [ __ ] Thompson Stephen Thompson was very boring in that fight at least Tyrone knocked him down beat his ass you're right both right sorry you're right he's your brother and comrade comrade your brother and I'm being confrontational very I don't want to die okay and I just realized he's huge what I just did these are [ __ ] beasts these are human machines and I'm in the [ __ ] right barn are you of my side or one I will take on the whole army yeah bring me all of them no right now kid Milwaukee bring him can I just say there Eddie can trade I want to say this okay me and Jordan Peele when we're on MADtv we had tea tortillas on and it was in a ring and I had these pads right these kick pads right right and I go hey Tito took me as hard as you can with the pad he goes it's gonna hurt you Oh God I go dude this pad is like nine it I mean it's big cushion ain't gonna [ __ ] hurt me I was knocked unconscious we walking around it like 2:35 I mean he was so hard and I the patter was so thick I fell to the ground I couldn't breathe if there was no path there I would have died that's not even I'm not even kidding one time John Cena took his hand he slapped me in the chest and I said do it as hard as you can he goes I'll break every [ __ ] your ribs I go break them and he did it he left a print on my chest for three weeks John Cena hate you yeah these people you don't want to walk with these people these and this guy right here not only is he a [ __ ] physical specimen he's a smart guy he's got the brains to thank you and he's a nice guy I'm just saying that I'm not gonna watch anymore yes if he fought GSP would you watch it I would watch every Woodleigh yeah I mean I would do it if like um I was in a futon with a blanket okay I know I know no you're bringing something out of him I know he's never been like this I don't know it's his testosterone it's higher than all of ours I just want also I also want to do this real quick and let's get spiritual it's gonna spiritual let's calm it down a bit that's my bad and I'm I'm a little I'm a little hyper active is when I was in Albuquerque has nothing to do with you soon North to comment okay but now was an Albuquerque New Mexico last weekend Pastor Gil Oh and afterwards him and I had a conversation about God and I wanna get him to details about it but um I feel like he was there God was God pastor oh yeah pastor Gil may God bless you may God keep you may God created you like a baby may God take you through hurricane Harvey and be a free man can you believe that a Christian pastor listens to this pod man yeah that's [ __ ] crazy man and I don't want to go down your religion school - Oh bro Judy ayah Judy highrise whatever you I was there I went to Israel I saw your people good people okay I'm talking like great you a real a real assessment of the fight on Saturday so okay McGregor vs. Mayweather yeah you go first I'll just say I told you so right from the very beginning you said he's going around early you know Connors gonna get the early rounds he's gonna preserve preserve preserve and he's gonna walk him down after you know the fifth or sixth round and that's exactly what he's it's like saying um did you know that Cristiano Ronaldo beat LeBron James in soccer you're like yeah but LeBron James doesn't play soccer that's right Cristiano one it's two different sports okay and it was a money [ __ ] event we all paid for it when I went to the comedy store afterwards there was no one in the audience I swear to god it was that and 12 people I think I think I heard like one in five Americans was watching it yeah that's so they made a lot of [ __ ] money right and good for you but I will not be tricked again it was um you knew that Mayweather was gonna win because that's his sport it's it's a sport but I everybody always buys Mayweather fights because they hate Mayweather they want to see him lose they don't people don't get mayweather fights because oh they're super exciting they don't because he's undefeated like I remember watching him and De La Hoya and everybody was out of their seats because Mayweather lost the first four rounds yeah yeah and they're like oh my god he's gonna do it it's always the same thing he always takes you into the later rounds and that's when he you know he just picked you apart the one thing I will say I was surprised about is you know I don't know I mean how much of boxing or fighting you guys know but like Conor referred to him as fighting like a Mexican yeah yeah and you know that's because the mesh hands hands up and just swinging the entire time and he did he did fought like a Mexican he didn't fight you know his normal shell slipping punches encounter he came forward the entire time so I mean Mayweather the thing it was it was a perfect game plan because being a counter fighter and constantly have to fight going backwards it'll tire you out yeah because Mayweather probably threw ten punches the first floor like you throw any punches yeah you know and everybody gets excited when you know they're hitting his got but a lot most of Connor's punches didn't land because I rewatched the fight and they a lot of them didn't he gotta talk to you there yeah he got a couple nice uppercuts in there but he wore him out and once he wore him out you know it's the same thing with the Nate Diaz fight oh yeah you know birth route he doesn't dance your honor does a face and you know he's gonna lose yeah you called it his face where he turns around he like wobbles any the color of his skin changes he goes from a very red to sort of a pale type of low gas blowing as the eyes get droopy very alert and then when he gets here yeah you know wow that's good ah why did we think about the stoppage I thought it was early for boxing fury for UFC or every for every forever I mean for everything I would say for both but what you got to understand is they got the three knockdown rule yes of course yeah but a lot of times that's you know knockdowns happen they're like flash knockdowns you know there's a wild exchange somebody gets hit with one punch they get floored they have an opportunity to get up you know the ref makes sure's that they're they're conscious and they're they're ready to fight sometimes stoppage like the the Conor Mayweather happen just because when a rough seas of fighters completely out of it yeah and like exhausted and if they're not defending themselves it's they're doing it for the fighter yeah you know because let's face it they could have let that fight keep going yeah Connor wasn't confident he was gonna get now he would have gone more like he would a guy he would got beat up yeah my question to you is now I know like I don't know the insides of what contractually you know what they sign up for could you put that into in the contracts for someone like McGregor like if he if he's visibly hurt mm-hmm that we don't do like this three knockdown rule like can you put that in the contract I you know I don't think so I just think Commission wise the the rules are what they are I don't think they can exempt anybody like Connor knows what he's getting himself in yeah I don't I don't think anything like this how many seconds were left on the clock 20 or something like it wasn't a lot 20 but what round was that there's two rounds left yeah he would have got knocked out that's that's unnecessary damage okay though did you not think so no no he did great yeah and even some of the you know I don't like the condescending announcers or like he's pretty good this Jam was pretty you know I mean like as if he's never funny but nowhere but let me tell you something boxing guys um the UFC is that where it's at that's where the level is so don't be condescending well they should because he can do more cut high kicks to the face if that's where it's happened the writers should be paid the way boxers are getting paid well and you know in in Connors defense MMA we have to train for so many other things yeah so like boxing all they're doing is boxing the Mayweather's never thrown a kick he's never had to train wrestling jujitsu so we have to split up our time training doing a bunch of dance so our conditioning is also different you notice a lot of MMA fighters we kind of hold more muscle we're a little more bulky because there's more grappling there's more wrestling strength is a bigger issue boxing you'll you know they have a big core but their arms are kind of skinny you know just because it's a specific skill set so I mean I respect Connor for going in and I mean he fought the best bot in my eyes he's the best boxer you ever lived you know he he's on me he's unbeaten you know okay and he landed more punches than anybody else really has so if you would have fought Pacquiao a little earlier now in your packet yeah I mean yeah I mean he he lost it for me with that because Mayweather called them out after Pacquiao had already lost him that's a yeah I hear you I hear you I agree with a fight you yeah I agree with yeah yeah I agree with that and to me it's like I don't listen when you see somebody like who's the [ __ ] Samoan that I liked Martha Newseum our pilot Mark Hunt record is garbage I want to watch him fight because he's gonna put it on the line he something's gonna happen the one-hit knockouts are awesome yeah and so I walk off so someone like Mayweather who is undefeated it doesn't really because I've seen this fights it's like I know what you do you're very good defensively you're you you are a precision strut striker later on in the rounds and um you're very good at what you do but you're not fun to watch well I said it I said me from a fighter standpoint I like watching me whether fight yeah because I pick up on a lot of subtleties a lot of thing little things in there that people don't pick up on if I wasn't just a normal average man casual casual fan hanging I don't wanna I'm not paying I'm not gonna support it I'm not gonna pay a hundred bucks at because if I want to be entertained it's not entertaining like I said it's not his boxing style that people pay to watch people pay to watch him lose and that's why everybody's super excited when Connors went in for rounds they're like he may do it he may do it you know Conor all we are you're a pretty good looking guy huh well thank you yeah no I'm just saying in general do you think that like out of all the guys in the room yeah yeah give the whole lot talk about the age Patrick Dempsey right here really age AIDS I said like you oh hey I get sick I'm kidding I'm kidding but you [ __ ] good or what what can you as an American citizen I know that you don't [ __ ] pride in it I fought so much pride probably also doesn't gas out like you your honor McGregor in the sex the heat Bobby does the face I make noises that are unnatural example I can't breathe like an asthma weasel yeah I do have done that before yeah I'm an old man me and I don't [ __ ] I've never [ __ ] her no-one's ever [ __ ] me and said that was a good [ __ ] I don't know hand sanitizer you have to do a doctor's visit I mean it's not yeah yeah it's not good but you know what I get my nut off I got my not often it feels [ __ ] good that's the most important right and it feels tender to me I love this tender and I live for it okay I love coming okay it's the best thing in the world coming right there's no what even Einstein loves coming no matter how smart you are probably yeah like something I read this one's that when you nut is the only time that you don't have an actual thought in your brain like your brain goes dead for that time that's actually yeah I could like are you ever like oh I wonder where my pet cat is like what are no never never you know I I think that's maybe why like you know when you have sex with someone you you really feel like you shouldn't do it but when you're in the heat at the moment you do it and then after like as soon as you bust that nut it's like I know oh yeah you know what I'm client at saying I wish that I could take that feeling and put in a little pill so whatever you want that you know I you would give to women well yeah I like to kalila cuz you can't make me [ __ ] no she calls but I want to cover the extra like you know in excess in accessible and kung-fu what's his name get David Carradine yeah I want that not give you that no I want to give you that comment then you know man you just you just choke me oh oh yeah because then I get then you die and then I go to prison no but then we'll have a you know because this you really think you're that's wrong Bobby I think my I think if I'm on top if I'm putting my way and I'm truly trying both hands yeah and she is at first one this is just for sex but then she's like I can't breathe you know me I think that there could be a moment where I add murder or somebody that way she's you know what but yeah Eric [ __ ] good yeah you know yeah I back to the fact now yeah I just wanna ask because you know you a girlfriend now you live in Wisconsin right Wisconsin that's what the training where are you originally from I'm originally from Iowa my home Wisconsin it's just you know all right but uh but no it's my hometown is like three and a half hours from it and Rufus port you know it's a good gym so I can stay close to my family whenever I do there is a fun people always say that but there's a lot of [ __ ] to do there I mean yeah you're a cured okay let me just say something okay okay that's cool that you say that you're defending the area that's correct right I love it it's human uh it's a natural human reaction defend defend where you're from even people from Bangladesh I love Bangladesh or Calcutta I live in Calcutta I love it the water's great yeah yeah I mean there's 12 year old prostitutes that's walking down the street but my point is is that that it is it I don't think so my point is this you ever been there yeah I've been at Wisconsin okay yeah okay yeah I've been we're right in Wisconsin I've been to Madison okay I've been to Milwaukee okay that's it Milwaukee okay I've been there okay I used to live there as a kid we did but we also lived in Milwaukee oh that's yeah that's what my dad what about my mom my dad stock my mom Oh she lived in Wisconsin and my mom my dad brought steak he started here I was the roadie yeah back at this late wife you just gave her a fake show but Herr Doring like a baby it's great know your places but I'm just saying that I wouldn't be able to live out there but I mean what okay la la is kind of different but I've been to other places in California other than like the beach what what is there more to do here than like in the Midwest everything everyone cap I mean I could don't equate leave this is good this is my [ __ ] arena right now I love it oh you're a hit his octagon yeah number one is this okay okay case in point I was in Albuquerque this weekend I flew in Thursday night because I had to wake up at 6:00 in the morning to do press it's about midnight and I go god I'm [ __ ] hungry I flew in and the lady that works for the casino or she goes yeah there's nothing okay yeah but I need food right now like I haven't eaten anything all day there's nothing and I go where she goes well 30 miles east there's a model a Wendy's I think it closes at 2:00 I'm not sure I go well you're gonna have to go there all right you can't buy Yuki right now right now you and I right yeah if you want a nice steak with a man with a tuxedo yeah 24/7 I can get you that so you could just bring your idea of things to do that's one thing okay there's only a couple of things in life that you need all right shelter food and sexualities scratch it is that yes food is a big one here's another thing all right three in the morning I can't sleep I feel dirty should I take a bath or couldn't go to a steam room a really cool Korean path house this is like some firstworldproblems [ __ ] yeah that's what I'm saying is I'm not set listen I know that in an apocalyptic situation right we're all [ __ ] not me do you maybe that's see that and this is this is why this is why we're here right now because that right there is provocation is that the right location you just provoked me I know just let me just finish this okay so in a zombie apocalypse right right that you think you would live longer than me come on come on come on that's just me do you have hunting do you have hunting skills I have hunting skies I mean here's the thing if we could both hide but if I get caught I could actually do something about it and get away no you can't zombie and then all of a sudden your time in you're tryna muy Thai kick zombie kick people that but I heard for example I can run faster than you can I'm sure yeah I don't need a room do I'm an event you're gonna live an event yeah I don't know where house that's where you know where I'm gonna go I'm gonna go to the mall the food what are you gonna do I'm gonna go to West Covina Mall already gonna have a planned out what happens when mr. plan as a and I'm gonna hide in a van and then all of a sudden I'm gonna like everyday I'm gonna like lock each door I'm gonna try to kill all the zombies inside then I would lock all the doors and I would eat like a quorum how about gonna stick all all day okay so what happens about the other people something dead other people that that are still alive that you see you can join if you want to but well no you'd be joining me I'd be running the show see that's I don't want him to bend the knee I'm not gonna bend the knee okay how do you establish alpha in fact you know what you're like the [ __ ] what was that guy in the mayor or whatever that was in the walking dead what's his name the governor governor digger the governor you're the bad guy oh wow I'm the good guy you're right my clan we farm we love each other you and enslave that's fine but but Rick's also a badass you know what he would do you know what I know him Caminero you know me a little only humans alone just do would [ __ ] try to [ __ ] me no wait you try to [ __ ] me dude no you try to [ __ ] me do absolutely not okay if you had to [ __ ] someone on the fire team who would it be oh Jesus your head erich koch talks you gotta [ __ ] one of the guys yes Steve Frank Craig or be who I know but just one it doesn't mean you're gay not at all Steve he's warm that's a political choice yeah because he was like I'm sorry dude we had to do that but you know sorry I know what he would do after he'd have sex he'd wink at you all day remind you like you and I have a cub right I am yes bro he would never mention it again he's like I'm sorry we had to do that is the right I feel I'm sorry you know I'm I don't know why I'm so confrontational today Heath his his his masculinity and his it's threatening it is threatening me I know you're acting like a wild I know and I feel like I was in a corner and I don't even know why I'm defending other things I you know what in a zombie apocalypse let's just be friends and let's survive you can be the leader if you want to okay there's only room for one person in the event I'm gonna be in don't laugh because you're gonna be the you're gonna be a zombie for sure probably you're a weak but like you're a weak on every level my friend his stand-up is pretty good I can only kick from a distance yeah I just know okay you're a zombie and also can I say this mm-hmm I wouldn't even kill you if you were a zombie why I'll chop your arms off and you'd be like one of those things on the stone so I'd wait I'd be your pet yeah yeah that's that's weird man don't worry I wouldn't let Bobby do that to you and now remember I'll jump into his let's do a [ __ ] bone all right in a zombie apocalypse all right and cameraman there's gonna be no hostility towards you all right but me and Erik have two different [ __ ] survival team you talk about like you're so yeah raise your hand who's gonna be with Erik these are a little bit about what's that going on you have to sell yourself all your tribe I'm gonna sell it the situation okay here's the horrendous um where we're at we live on a street right here so in the building that we're in is where I'm in okay and the building run across T is where Eric is everything else is amplified all right you have to make a choice who you're gonna be with Klan you're gonna Klan with all right so raise your hand Eric be real okay yeah everyone go ahead babe be real she's gonna stick with her man dude all right man you all right all right who's with me you know what lucky we're both gonna die I'm gonna die with my childhood just stop watch on TV and you know what I kind of said thing right now you're forever my friend for a life in fact you know what tune you just went up so high with happy birthday Thanks [ __ ] you sorry babe I might go out of control out of control is it too much no I think it'll level down or one that's up to you you're the captain and a ship I am the captain of the ship let me say something right now okay let me say something right now um I believe that and let's go back to Pastor Gail let's get spiritual again I believe that everything happens for a reason there's no coincidences we're together here are four reason we were all meant to be be here at this very moment and I heard your point of view I heard how you feel Oh thought that no no we're not there I want to get spirit so let's get let's get down to the real Braxton taxes Braxton tax all right I we're here we're in this moment and you just showed me your true self you too especially and I hear you and I accept that but let me say something right now that is why we can never [ __ ] we can never be closed okay and that is the reason why poly treated you like [ __ ] for three [ __ ] years this guy right here we're gonna get Barton Fink oh yeah this guy worked for sure that's what yes poly sure this is also this is also my roommate also Gilbert BOE is called blue 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wait that's blue apron calm slash belly blue apron a better way to cook this is Josh everybody dog collar early I think no pads MC with it alright a sick Patrick dancing all right so so Josh so Josh yes yeah you work for Paulie for how long about years was he an incredible boss at times here no from one to ten hmm cuz you've worked at other places yeah ranked him as a boss I mean it depends how you don't even pump at all I don't want to care about some days he was this some days he was that just in the general your vibe based on how he treated me yeah political or he being political yeah yeah some died days he can be sweet yeah like what it give me a sweet thing that he would say you know like he would remember things that I would tell him from a while ago and bring it up all of a sudden just be like how's that going that's sweet I'd be shocked by it I'm shocked with even hearing it yeah because he's never done that with me you know and he would take me places take me out to eat he would he took me to spas really yeah the Korean one the one that we go on I know the Russian one oh the Russian one I happen to that one before um what are some bad things he's done you're putting this it doesn't matter because I'm gonna say Polly's a part of my family and he knows that we talk this way yeah and this is all the part of entertainment yeah so just let it go I love Pauly overall I like his he's special to me and bad things that he did oh no he is this guy right here he is like what's-his-name from Game of Thrones Greek Greek this guy has been through so much you don't even know who you are I have Stockholm Syndrome you do look at me right now you suffered did you suffer Bobby you know I know you suffered you know this voiceover right so how did it end it ended with me trying to figure out some way to leave on good terms you know how'd it but did it end in good terms yeah I think so yeah you know we stayed what did you exactly you do for him uh at first I was kind of just doing like video editing stuff yeah and then later I became his personal assistant oh my god yeah did I ever beat you uh probably a couple times yeah I don't remember you yes I've seen some videos he's had to file for poly what did you say yeah I had to go through all of paulie's videos Home Videos and you were on a few on like what do you the road trip so you guys would do it was there any sexy ones that you said there might have been you saw one with my dick in it I don't know if I saw your dick you'd be saw me getting blown by two women I saw you I think turning around to a camera looking very shocked like kind of like when you notice the camera there and hiding your penis yeah yeah but I didn't see your penis yeah I know okay good because he says that that tape doesn't exist I know it does and um thank you so you had an awful experience sometimes sometimes it's awful I think you're lying it's fine it's fine because I already know where you stand in everything so it doesn't even matter okay all right yeah so you laugh what do you do now um I look for work now right now but you just stand up right yeah and you open for him a couple times yeah and then one night you still you don't me I bombed that you bombed in what he said to you the next day he came in and he was just like so how do you think you did last night yeah it's like I think I bombed he's like yeah you're terrible terrible you're not funny at all yeah I know he can do that yeah and I was last time I did they end up actually oh are you just killed his dream yeah I know I was already feeling kind of bad about it so that kind of gave it Letterman once said in an interview right he said that whenever somebody comes up to him and says I wanted to stand up he always says don't do it it's the worst life choice do you know why he does that because a real comedian we'll take that and still do it anyway okay right there's nothing at people like this guy Stan Simmons when I started he pulled me aside and he looked at me and he said you don't know anything about comedy timing your friend Jonathan got sick yeah yeah yeah that we talked about last week he was naturally good up front I wasn't right and so they didn't like me and you know what I said I go [ __ ] home I'm gonna I'm not gonna let this [ __ ] guy who's never done anything in the business to tell me how to do it yeah you know Warnie Adams once came up to me behind the laughs act or any good I just want to let you know you're too dirty you're never gonna get on TV nothing's gonna happen I go well you know I'm not gonna be on TV he goes you'll never did The Tonight Show and I said I already did it because yeah yeah then he goes well you'll never get on a TV show I'm on a TV show he goes yeah I go yeah and he goes never mind you know people don't know anything right right you just have to feel your heart and just do it you got his ass kicked by Clay Guida still gonna get back on the horse and he's still gonna fight iris he's a true warrior do you hear that culturally raped on TV you do you get people telling you like hey like I'm kidding Eric it's a comedy god damn it I know you know angry for no reason but do you hear what I'm saying Josh no I do huh okay so do you want to stand up again there's parts of me that do cuz I still write yeah it's all the time who I am I right yeah yeah yeah yeah but I think I was doing stand-up as like a means to an end because I wanted to write comedy not necessarily look whatever your heart says do it but [ __ ] what anyone else says no thank you okay get out of here all right get out of here you get that coke all the time people telling you like I mean it's a our culture today is so [ __ ] sad just the the people that send you negative posts like Twitter for example their life is so sad that it makes them feel good they got a they got to be negative towards you just hoping that they get a response that makes people's day yeah if I respond to a tweet that blows my mind yeah that's still something I'll you know I never get but the like Bobby said like I I do this for me when it comes down to me I'm doing it for myself that's what I love to do the [ __ ] everybody I can say whatever they want you know I was on George Lopez's Instagram he was doing some sort of anti Trump post or whatever mm-hmm and some lady just goes you know what he's a has-been comedian anyway so he's a loser or some doesn't like that I had to reply to hack I said first of all here's a Hispanic guy who hasn't was born with no show business connections he started from the bottom he crawled his way up to the top right what have you done [ __ ] you can't hey [ __ ] if you're watching nah don't go [ __ ] it pissed me off do not talk our belly fat right back hey [ __ ] okay you can't criticize people if you look at your own life look at what's around you where you go to work on this and that and you're criticizing George Lopez now George Lopez I think he's a nice guy I know him you know personally he's a nice guy okay but I also know that before the George Lopez show before you know Sandra Bullock saw him at the Austin comedy club and you know went to the produce became a producer right that I took a gig back in the 90s I was opening for Carlos but Carlos was already at some town and I had him I was taking a Southwest flight George Lopez had been doing comedy at that point for 25 years and he had middle seat in a Southwest airline he was super nice and he was just doing some club you know out there to make you know money right and he went through all that [ __ ] [ __ ] to get to where he is so go [ __ ] yourself lady people criticize you for going into the ring and suck your [ __ ] life that's [ __ ] [ __ ] 100 $100 then don't respond to them what is the most the time I don't I mean most of the time I don't what's the meanest thing that someone's ever told you I was called a neo-nazi police neo-nazi personnel that wouldn't like but they're talking like appearance-wise um back in WEC days like super pale shade yeah I only had like these symbol tattoos they thought they were like an SS Nazi symbol you know stuff like that so I had that and you know I'm like you're not it I can live I live with Anthony Pettis yeah yeah what is he most multicultural human being yeah you know so like he's like Island blood what the [ __ ] you know but uh here's another thing about how I know you're not you're so tender with my brother Steve Stevens I know but you're tender with he's Frank ugly Mexican ugly ugly ugly unfunny pink speaking about [ __ ] on comedians playing destiny and here in Frank just get ripped on I know it's terrible of it was to write you hang out with the ugliest black eyes that's ever lived on planet Earth Erik Griffin you're friends with even like weak whites you know if they were a Viking they would have died right Craig is a week white week why new friends with uh you know you're friends with a gang of like ethnic misfits yeah and that's how we you know we know that you are not a [ __ ] neo-nazi I'm gonna say something no America right now okay right now okay is that's fine you can support Trump and whatnot right but let me say something right now your stable of friends should be you should have to at least two Muslims a couple of blacks a couple of Asians Mexican if you wanted you for the spice spiciness right Latinas thank you and a Jew you should have a gambit a [ __ ] a stable of [ __ ] ethnic friends because if you or a trump supporter you're gung ho and you're like whatever he's doing is I'm amazing right and you only have white friends you're [ __ ] you're not it's not a good look you gotta do not see and you're a [ __ ] racist you got to diversify your portfolio you think I want to be friends with Fahim Anwar the diversity you can't see hide Ahmed Ahmed I don't like him but I say hi I hug them so that people could see strictly for the optics yeah for the optics okay all right this Jew Jew right here like I've been watching my money all [ __ ] night what am i [ __ ] wallet right but you know I have him over right so I gave him $200 to watch Game of Thrones do you believe it what you better [ __ ] watch it he will check up on what do we got time we're over here an hour my goodness really quickly we were very good guest I was scared about you why because you're a [ __ ] you know I mean he's scared of you know you're we have we always talk about UFC but you're officially our first UFC fights crazy there you go yeah you beat out the other guy that could have been on Mickey God's coming week ago yeah he's kind of a lightweight oh my god talking about how you should go back to 145 and I'm like no do not I was I loved you in a WEC when you knocked out Javy L oh yeah you feel whoo a sunset top like five um that were you hey um it was one of those things though like in WC days I was like 21 you know and like I wasn't a man yet I put on a lot of so I'm walking like 190 right now she drops Erica for Bobbili single-handedly ruins Eric's career then I'd come for you and that would be game over no dude I'm gonna call people or I'll call people so if you've never heard of our podcast before but we do we do a question from the internet okay it's called unhelpful advice you can answer if you don't have to do whatever you want to do go ahead unhelpful advice with Bobby kilala and Eric new breed slash Phoenix coke yes Phoenix is a new breed this question is from a anonymous person I recently started on your podcast I'm a big fan my wife is 23 and I'm 26 I got her pregnant while we were young and we married at a young age we've been married now for five years my wife only has ever slept with myself and her very first boyfriend in high school I had been with over 20 women most of which occurred after I was already married our sex life was phenomenal in the beginning and most of the middle of our relationship but has recently slipped into routine it feels like a tour I find myself fantasizing about other men sleeping with my wife I have even gone as far as buying large sex toys to use on her I'm completely average-sized i watch and masturbate to cuckold porn and have been thinking about bringing up the subject to her I don't think I've been D I don't think I would be the submissive cuckold type but would love to see her being pleasured by someone else is this some sort of guilt trip my mind is playing on me for being unfaithful or should I approach her with this idea she has no idea about my fantasy nor my indiscretions as a husband should I wait it out and hope that the cuckold feeling goes away thanks for your advice Eric coke I mean anonymous I think that it's he's trying to purify his soul I think that he's trying to return back to an innocence because he has been with a lot of women he has been philandering and he's trying to even out the the playing field also he could be a true cuckold they could I mean he would really really enjoy that I can't tell I don't know him personally it's over I mean the relationship is over unless she's into it no he's cheating him behind her back and then also on top of it he's like he's gonna bring up this kind of this weird sexual thing that he can get off it's over but I'll tell you why it's probably over is because if she was more experienced and she was probably in her 30s and she's seen some [ __ ] she knows what kook holding is you can broach the subject she'd probably be like you know what yeah we've been together for 10 years I'm open to that yeah but the sheer fact that she's only been with two men he's good you're gonna be miserable your whole life and you're gonna put her through it just get out well it just sounds like you should be single yeah he's 26 you know you got to get out of it there's like there's nothing it's the biggest thing everybody thinks they have to be in a relationship yeah yeah it's not true man you're if you're single and that's you you want to [ __ ] however many people you want that's I mean but do you feel about cuckolding no I feel like a lot of a lot of the stuff comes up just in society because people are so desensitized you know what I'm saying yeah like sex is [ __ ] everywhere it's thrown everywhere advertising porn porn is like literally at your fingertips you know and it's such a big industry I just feel like people people are so open now sexually that they get bored yeah you know I think that's what it is you know I'm telling you right now man it's society it is I mean if kalila and I if kolani I went to an island for six months I think they'd be the best thing for us where there's no one around yeah we could really get to really get in in it because just being in the same space doesn't mean that you're spending time together so for Bobby and I there's a lot of coexistence there's a lot of like being in the same room but not really spending time together we went to why I felt so close to her I did I felt so close and we're here to get I love her so much but you know I know it's not over there's no but I mean I love her and um but I know that if her and I were on an island with no cellphones no social media and we're just you know walking around and having dinners and being with each other yeah that it would be way better I but you're so right though about this whole like feeling desensitized because so much of it is thrown in our faces all day that we're trying to kind of one-up the feeling of just simple sexual of a simple sexual experience yeah people get bored yeah I'm so bored of [ __ ] that I actually would be down to dry-hump how sad is that yeah I'm yeah yeah no I'm not bored of [ __ ] you I'm just saying like the idea of sex of just pure coitus missionary style doesn't quite like you know like get that rise out of me like when you were 16 and you've that fear first getting with someone like that excitement applies butter it doesn't matter if it's wood Bobby or anybody else I don't think I would ever have that same feeling so much so that I actually look into dry-humping like I look at dry humping videos and that's what turns me on because that's how [ __ ] desensitized I am yeah it's like I'm going ass backwards you know well strange and I feel like especially for guys I mean let's face it guys sex drive is [ __ ] crazy you know what yeah sex all the [ __ ] time so you add that with how easy it is like I said sex is everywhere watch porn you know whatever like it's crazy because you know I've been I've been at those those points when even if I'm talking to a chick a super cool chick it could be the hottest chick in the world doesn't matter you're still gonna look at other people yeah you know you know what I'm saying yeah and I think I think especially when you're younger not til you get older that that kind of goes away but um but yeah I think big part of it is just [ __ ] society in general now I want to make a final point yeah and this goes back to um Paulie okay bring in a puck around I talked to him this weekend about because I flew in from Albuquerque so I'm at The Comedy Store yeah I loved your podcasts and whatnot and then we got into I told you this kalila and we went until he's like did I think when I have my girlfriend from Arizona move in with me and I have never heard that before when you were working through it did he live with a woman no right because he is so neat he's always been I've never seen aside from Dahlia I've never seen a man [ __ ] just swim through [ __ ] swim yeah right you guys yeah I just don't want to do it anymore like a what just sleeping around it's just like lonely I go wow he goes and then he said something that you never would ever hear from him I think I want a kid oh wow say right for him to say that to me my my eyes popped out of my head I had to put him back and I was like what use it right and here's the deal he's 50 he's been knee-deep in [ __ ] his whole life and now he's ready yeah but it took that long so this 26 year old kid they have a child together it doesn't matter if the kid will be fine they don't have a child yeah whatever even if he did you could still be in her no he didn't oh yeah I got her pregnant he could still he can still be the great father lived in the same town and be but don't put her through it yeah so look if you really want to be a stand-up person broach the subject anyway and if she says no then you have to be prepared for for you know if yeah like Bobby says if you're unhappy with that no then you have to be a big enough man to be like you know what this is just over if you if [ __ ] her is a chore bro it's over yeah I want to show you every which is the new breed right Bobby little patch here yeah why are you answering cancerous [ __ ] but this is a cult evolution because I'm really my kids are gonna have no hair because it be more evolved it's not strange it's real and he has no [ __ ] hair I use my eye condition my body to get rid of him I had some kid but I said no more no more you shown yeah in my body he said alright whatever did yeah but on we had a great guest here give them our own repository wonderful and you know that just you know we learned a lot today let us know where we can find you on social media and also wait you're fighting a new show sometime December who you fighting we don't have an opponent and I can't really say this now we can I just know when you're in your little you know when you're in the little locker room just know that we are in your corner I feel like you didn't fight like you knew that we were in your corner think about me think about you yeah will you think about me what happened I wouldn't think about I think about you yeah and I lose daily I know that you weren't thinking about me no no you were thinking about fat face Eric now I really want you to be I really want you to be champion I want you to succeed I want you to be a gigantic star and I think you have the skills to do it that's all you're so young and you're young still all right I hate to put that kind of pressure on you but um you know I know you know Europe now reflects my record my mom was so my mom was so drunk on Saturday at the party oh my the whole time James wasted I know she know she hasn't drank like that and like her whole life and she all I could hear was her repeatedly telling you please don't lose like so December I'm like yes sometime December she's like you got a win I'm like trust me you're gonna win I already know you're gonna go you're gonna win you're gonna win everyone pray for Eric everybody give a round of applause everybody and you had a new podcast show right yeah we do you know with what these hooligans Griffin Craig Steve and Frank we're doing a destiny podcast whoo so it's worse fire team ever be coming out so maybe we can get Bobby back all right hold on a second okay Coco you don't quite understand the what it feels like to you know our home is Molly's right right right right this is this is a very small place yeah there's only one other room I could go to and this is the podcast room uh-huh so it's either I and even from this room Mike hear him screaming yeah so until we get a bigger place it's a note here yeah III you know I hear I mean I don't find I don't think that you scream quite like him I don't I don't scream play exactly I know you're probably better at the game and just it's pretty cause he's pretty hot I'm a lot better but one thing I would like you know Lindsey the biggest issue she had was the flashing lights oh and [ __ ] I will give credit to Wednesday she's a [ __ ] trooper man yeah cuz like you got to understand these guys play till what six six okay so six in the morning for them is eight for me two hours ahead that's right so like Lindsey Lindsey is a trooper and I mean we we're together but we don't live together yeah it's it's just a good idea I like you know having my space and you know a little bit of Independence but uh but no she you know she's a gangster with that but having this guy yeah I you know I don't blame you I have one more question for you before we wrap up here I want to know what your thoughts are on John Jones being I know it's like you know innocent until proven guilty but John Jones has been tagged for use of steroids he's I think they're gonna try to do the B sample example yeah waiting for his quarry his team is saying look this had to have been a contamination of some supplement blah blah blah what are your thoughts on it you know the thing I mean you can say that and we won't know till the the tests come back but uh if he's already done this [ __ ] before like wouldn't it striking it because his teammate said what his doctor or whatever gave him something after wins why the [ __ ] would you just take something you don't know about exactly absolutely no sense yeah and like I just think John Jones is his biggest enemy is his self man I I know guys that went to high school are not high school but they wrestled in junior college with him yeah and he's always been that way he's been doing coke forever you know so like crazy to me so you know it's just kind of I just think it's one of those sad stories of like raw just [ __ ] awesome talent and just he can't get [ __ ] right I mean his own dad says that his own dad says he's his worst on you know it's on more student so do you think that but also there's got to be someone in his team who is obviously you know in on this you like Reggie Jackson gets in I'm like what the [ __ ] you doing just like like they've got to either have a hawk's eye on him or like what what's happening there I feel like I feel like John Jones is the type of guy that he gets coached but he's so he's so talented and he's so good at what he does I feel like his coaches really aren't like the Greg Jackson's can't get in his ass and if they do get in his ass I feel like he's the type of guy like [ __ ] you I'm John John's you know what I'm saying and I get that I get that like I can't say personally that like I don't I don't like John Jones but I've met him before when I fought a son so actually that's when he beat Shogun for the title oh that's right so like we we were there we were there and we're cutting weight and just you just get one of those vibes man you just get a kind of a fake vibe and well I'm team DC all they always have yeah DC's awesome and DC's really you know really good guy and I was definitely rooting for him and that's why he was doing really well I mean it sucks for him too because let's say you know this is a positive test John Jones get suspended for what four years two to four yeah it'll probably be four old is he now he's dirty is it over for him then if he gets along yeah I think it is and I a tragedy tragedy and iced in in DC's eyes at DC you know reclaims that title it's his hell he'll be champion but he'll never get that chance to beat Jones I also don't think that people will give him the same recognition that they would Jones as a champion which is sort of unfair because you know DC has always been the sort of a default champion right and I think that it's always that's always been unfair like his record has always been tarnished because of this guy who's constantly being tagged yeah her [ __ ] you know for these things and it's it's not fair that he has to on another thing to to fight him twice yeah you know what I mean like that's it it's the same thing that I am why I feel so bad about Mark Hunt yeah it's like the fact that you know some guy like Brock who obviously is roided-up to piss me off really bad and contractually he has to fight this guy he's pudding he's already 40 years old he's put his body on the line for years and now you're telling this man who's given so much of his life to the sport that he's gotta have a admittedly roided as dude fight him right Ronny this is like 125 er this is a [ __ ] man who's like 280 pound image well what pisses me off is Brock did this knowing he was gonna pop yeah he gives a percentage of his purse yeah but hunt doesn't get that exactly and he still makes a shitload yeah it doesn't even matter so it's like him knowing that I'll deny I can't stand Brock for that one [ __ ] reason you know what I'm saying like that's a super super disrespectful and oh yeah it's just and I like mark hunter I love Mark Hunt because I I'm like I was a pride kid I like pride more than you like when they were like that that was a [ __ ] give me that white ring any day Shogun Shogun will forever be my favorite fighter because when I was coming up Shogun was like the young up-and-comer when he beat rampage I'm like Oh cuz he smashed him except everyone was roided in Pride hey Rona fifty ABS yes yeah Gilbert and I thought about um we wanted to start our own MMA podcast of just like casual fans and we wanted to call it Ricardo Arona 'he's back picture what the [ __ ] what is that guy up to nowadays I don't know I don't think he ever I think pride was his that was it that was right yeah because I mean you never you never did any you never stepped into the UFC like but I did he I mean you I think maybe he did once probably well I think it was old though I think he did fight in the UFC yeah I mean like I think it was before pride was even blown up yeah you know but uh but yeah the pride days I mean Wanderlei Silva was roided to the help you know all those guys were but I mean you could do it so everybody did it it was kind of even playing well yeah like now that we have you sada like Brock Lesnar coming in knowing well [ __ ] I'm gonna take loss but I get I get to fight and I'll still get some money like [ __ ] you dude some money do they do have you ever been like randomly all the time how many times in like say a year they'll do well they're weird because they'll they don't want you to like get a schedule yeah you know so it's it's completely random there's been times I haven't been tested for like six months and then they'll test me like four times back-to-back like an every other week crazy so try and catch it because they're trying to catch you like so you can't cycle in cycle out you know so um and they they always but the the one thing they always show up at like 5:00 in the morning knocking on your door yeah catch you off-guard dude like yeah I'm sleeping there's you know pounding on the door and they're super perfect like they don't let you touch you know they lay everything out and they don't let you touch things until they tell you to whoa there's like it's it's it's legit but I mean UFC pays a lot of money and I agree with it yeah you know because you're seeing a lot more people you know a lot dirty and you know [ __ ] that you're trying to you know roll it up and go in and do bodily harm to somebody like [ __ ] you you know do you agree that fighters have to fight their weight class and not cut so much like I do you think that it should always be a choice I used to be such a like I used to be so on cutting weight like being in a bigger the bigger person yeah the older I get I believe it's [ __ ] I mean look at look at Frankie Edgar when he fought at 55 yeah he was champ there he'd walk in soaking wet at 55 he could still compete that energy you know and you you got a look at it this way like when we cut weight we're draining all the water you know out of our bodies that's coming from our brain too so you can't replenish that in 24 hours if you take a knock it's really easy to give yourself brain damage just from cutting weight God so the Commission's got a lot better like now if you're you got to be like a certain percentage like body weight wives whatever weight you're fighting in I think for like 55 it's like you can only be like 8% higher so it's like 12 pounds like that but um they monitor you and if you do come in really heavy you are the the commission will watch you the entire week and made like test your levels and all that [ __ ] and if you're ever at a dangerous like point they won't let you fight so I think that's I think it's super important and I think it's a step in the right direction but also you also have like less likelihood of fights or fighters pulling out with like complications with cutting like John Hendricks you know those guys are getting [ __ ] last-minute kidney stones or because they're so dehydrated right right well and I you know I think the more they do that I think the way they can they can make the fighters happy is just adding more weight classes I always feel like they should add more 5 165 once 8 like 160 for me would be [ __ ] perfect that's right that would be my weight class 55 I can make it and I'm still good there but I I struggle there with those last three like it and in every little bit counts so if they had those not only that I feel like especially in the UFC I think they're kind of worried like we don't we have to promote all these guys the reason why UFC is doing so much better than boxing is because boxing doesn't promote anybody they got their money fighters the main event their main event they make money on that who knew anybody on the undercard I mean unless you investigate and that even I didn't know yeah I didn't care knew one other person yeah that's a UFC does a good job of marketing a lot like everybody and I feel like with how good they are marketing and having a title like every five pounds up you can create more super fights people want to see the super fight right so also but 185 to 205 that's such a massive jump that's 20 pounds yeah 155 to 170 is like between them yeah yeah have the honestly I think 160 160 would just be a chance I afraid happy an era that's what I 160 that's what I want but um but yeah I mean they're making they're making really good steps in the right direction so I mean compared to the way it used to be yeah you know I was fighting when I started fighting there wasn't a 145 weight class when I started fighting 155 was it and I was like scrawny beanpole I weighed 152 it's so different yeah that's it's a funny ongoing joke do you it because whenever I go in to light you know fight week they're just like oh it's Eric you look completely just because like I'm either growing my hair out change my hairstyle I got a tan you're way more neo-nazi before you know if I don't like it for that fact but I did look a lot scarier just a lot more menacing but um I always come back with like four or five more tattoos and they're like okay you know here's the drill because they got to take pictures every time to update your profile so that's like an ongoing talk with the UFC I'm you know it's terrible marketing for me because everybody's like that's Eric like oh I didn't even [ __ ] know that was him you know but but yeah I mean they're making right steps and the are good steps in the right direction and like I said I'm just hoping I'm just hoping and praying for a new weight class and cutting weight will be over yeah stay healthy from here on out and that we see you December you'll see me in December in every fight card from here on out oh yeah yeah well don't not not not every fight card missing right now don't be surrani whoever he fights now I was just gonna say I want to pump out like Cerrone no no that's not I mean because I always think that he rushes them he rushes into them and I think that he's when I'm what he he's an amazing amazing fighter but it takes him to quickly anything I mean he died I think he does or like when he tries to take big fights yeah you know but I mean he's smart cuz he's making Bank is such a people loved watching him like he is a draw well yeah I mean he's such a draw because I mean he fights and the thing with fighting - you're only as good as your last fight what what sucks about fighting is for us we cherish every [ __ ] when we get yeah every win and it doesn't that'll never change like you know two years go by and I'm like I remember when I fought him yeah love that win with with fans there they're brutal man they give a [ __ ] for like maybe a couple days and then after they wait till the next one you lose you like your [ __ ] you suck and then I win oh my god that's that's why I liked watching he loses he sucks again I [ __ ] you you where when I lost [ __ ] he's new tattoos every week so it shout-out to my real cuz I do have a good fan base of like loyal fans back in the WEC day I love those guys cuz you know I always get great messages from them so I truly appreciate that well thank you for coming on to our podcast was our first MMA minute with a real fighter oh yeah yeah Mike your own podcast we should do our own MMA podcast on I'll tell you why I know nothing I'm take the stance of like a very casual spectator so I only noticed surface stuff and I know what questions to ask since you know the specificities of actually being a fighter well you're actually very very knowledgeable she's like she is to roll no I did not she's the roll no okay Gilbert I I am so curious but don't always have someone in front of me to answer my questions right little tease yeah because I don't have I mean I have a few friends that fight and train but they're not always like they're not in front of me when we're doing our MMA minute and I look at Gilbert like you know this whenever you're in town let us know and whatever fight is close we just do yeah we'll just do that would be so fun and I'm just gonna have just a [ __ ] ton of questions for you so just be ready well I mean I'm gonna be making a lot more trips out here because I mean we got the Destiny thing too so when we could be the fighter and the dummies because we really don't know what's gonna cause the phoenixes the Phoenix eyes all right guys make sure you follow us on Tiger belly on Twitter Instagram and on Twitter at the tiger belly Andy most any questions at the Tiger belly at gmail.com thank you for listening and if you hit it mmm eh sorry about that sorry but not sorry cuz [ __ ] air cokes here bye guys [Music]

Channel: TigerBelly

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Rating: 4.8674884 out of 5

Keywords: tiger belly, tigerbelly, bobby lee, khalyla, gilbert galon, podcast, khalyla kuhn, tgrbly, erik koch, ufc, mma, mayweather, mcgregor, fight review, fight recap, interview, koch, talk show, late night

Id: MYyjd_m9d9w

Length: 93min 14sec (5594 seconds)

Published: Fri Sep 01 2017

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[u/surgeyou123]

Bobby hit it out of the park with that girl

[u/Justglassinbro]

You guys should check this podcast out XD it's hilarious and they always talk about UFC events at the end