Harland Williams Forgives You | TigerBelly 162

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the celebration celebration okay stop yep stop welcome to episode number 302 something in the hundred Ritz upping the hundreds welcome to this one this is a celebratory uh event tonight evening we've got me I am great I'm wonderful I you know I look in the mirror I go that's the way it is and that's okay really that is the way it is and that's the way it's gonna be okay not don't say anything yeah okay we've got my beautiful little lotus flower here from the Philippine Islands lotus flower or lotus l'eau de l'eau de Fleur yeah nonexistent we beautiful those she's great she's got milky skin she's got wet hands right and she's moist but her brain is the most important thing she's very smart she probably she's a bright girl is a bright girl and she has an education and it's un-fuckin'-believable she went to college and our minds what we Mel dude it's like [ __ ] simple but great I learned we got right here we got just I you know I keep calling you flat no Harlan not yet okay we got right here we got uh the brownness face from this side of Tiki island thank you so much yeah yeah John John what's your name Joe Gilbert Oh Gilbert Melendez delenn des yet whatever and then we've got right here [ __ ] serial killer 101 right here dude not only does it kill it skins the [ __ ] dick skin off and [ __ ] wear it makes it a helmet Oh puts it on his own thing and we got a stuff stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid cousin right here welcome to the show we have a very [ __ ] great gasps man I can't even believe we this guy is it has a doctorate in metaphysics yep um he he makes dream catchers out of dilithium crystals and adamantine steel Wow two elements that you can't really even find on this planet know right he is a written poetry right a couple of books right yeah a couple of books both of them are about physiology and the mind and the third ones about the history of before pre-industrial revolution very only in Vermont though specific specific Vermont this guy right here man makes maple sitter syrup out of just pine trees oh he can get he invented a machine they make [ __ ] maple syrup out of pine trees right he's a doctor doctorate Humphrey given Stevens is he here okay first one I published in 1983 yes and many years doing research up and Berkeley yes and some of the findings were just you know just unbelievable they were groundbreaking and and the book inspired many other people to come behind me and continue the research I step back yeah yeah and we opened a wing at Berkeley what's a wing called barbecue oh you did the barbecue way yeah yeah that's amazing and and the research is ongoing so the book was a real hit with a colleague and I forgot I didn't I said on Wikipedia oh you see you said it earlier yeah my findings on earth yeah yeah right and the second one was second one was in terms why are they two inches long do you think they are I think they're longer than an inch rye and my research shows that the art yeah yeah that's unbelievable that's a great book do you like insects I do I like praying mantises the most because when you take them hostage they pray you know the other insects just sit there and look like [ __ ] praying mantis will pray before you stomp all right I'll let them go cuz they pray so do you think their spiritual creatures well yeah and there's power and prayer as you know so that doctor I do that yes yeah I'll let them go now on that yeah how's the family uh which one oh you several that's right you were married a couple of times yeah Habashi so funny--i Oh your first wife oh my god yeah she never did phone me so I lost you did yeah yeah unbelievable oh yeah I haven't seen her in a while yeah uh no do you miss her uh sometimes yeah at night when I'm laying there with you know boxes of thumbtacks and cork boards I miss her fingers yeah she was a pygmy right Wow yeah I like your lips you do yeah Phillip said I have Elvis lips I got a mixture between Elvis lips and cherub lips oh I see the cherub now not the Elvis a little bit there we go there's the Elvis yeah had that ya know if accurate or not what what did you think what kind of lips I had before I said anything oh you well can you just do normal there we go there little crook II could look crooked it's like almost as if Picasso drew them right a blackout maybe yeah yeah yeah yeah so Picasso lips yep Picasso lips yeah for sure yeah but your legs though are not good what's wrong what do they look like they're white they're little kind of thicker than I thought they would be yeah yeah they'd never seen your legs before you're right yeah okay right right we don't wear shorts ever I know but I'm wearing them for this and I was like hockey legs I played a crap ton of hockey you did you up yeah did you really still yeah you still play cockys it for real no all right you want to go you know you want to turn into Harlan now or it's up to you it's up to me guy it's your it's your ship you gotta steer me yeah whoa steer I like your attitude you gotta steer me I let steer you to the heaven Stern be honest tear me like a video game bro I will bro austere to the heavens and beyond my friend I'll get you this how I met Harland that was great improv man thanks bud hey about harlem's my friends um the first time I um I haven't heard of them but the first time I actually physically was around him was one of my first TV spots I did premium blend did you host that yeah yep you don't remember me it's fine I do I do remember you yeah I do cuz you were kind of not Notley didn't say anything much to me I don't think I said anything to anybody wait cuz user I didn't know anybody it was all the new comics right yeah yeah yeah you know one person Wray so I was just kind of they had all the comics on one side of the stage why and they had me on the other so I didn't even barely get to shake hands with anything yeah you didn't yeah that's why they separated us and I was very intimidated by you how come guy because guy I was young I had no money guy alright I was a broke comedian knowing me my first TV spot here we have a headliner been in movies which is you yeah are you so confused I just didn't it makes me sad that you were intimidated by me you were you know no need for that guy I know but guy I know but hey guy yeah you just I don't I didn't know you right so I you I build up these things in my head you know like my fantasies but like who you who you are and the kind of life that you live it's not based on any kind of real thing is is that as a young guy I'm desperate and here's a guy that's ahead of me and you look like you had your [ __ ] together and I was just a little intimidated yeah no that's but yeah have you been intimidated by people yeah who I used to open for Jim Carrey oh really and right around the time when Jim was lifting off into the stratosphere and that was whoa really intimidating it was but was was when you open for was he on in living color or now uh when I first started opening forum yeah and then later I was opening forum the week that Ace Ventura came out and it was it was intimidating because Jim's not just that he was such a huge star at a huge personality but he was he was always trying stuff on you like I always doing bit right yeah he's always you know testing you yeah yeah and it was weird because you felt pressured to like you know he's trying comedy bit so I'm not a guy that laughs if I don't think something's funny so by whenever he fired a blank it was awkward as hell right yeah yeah 1e 1e when he did something to make me laugh I laugh but when he won he didn't you wouldn't even try to fake it no every now and then I did but I'm not good at that yes it felt really weird so I just it was weird but but I love Jim and and I just sounds super intimidated yeah whoa because that he blew up but did you arm cuz I've met him yeah I find him to be very kind oh yeah he's a really nice guy really so gifted Oh unbelievable so back when you open for did you do a lot of impressions on stage or no he had stopped at that point I made the you know the decision to no more impressions stop he wanted to distance himself from that right so what would you just go up and just do like weird shared right he did a lot of physical stuff but he had like jokes he had us at routine oh it was a lot of physical stuff yeah you know he had jokes like you know this is an impression of me smoking a cigarette going down the rapids and he'd just like you know two minutes he just like contort his body and try to light a cigarette oh yeah wild stuff you guys do like clubs there's our theatres or we did we did theatres yeah yeah and only imagine and I was there for his last show the last time he did stand-up he was the weekend Ace Ventura came out and we did two cities we did we did Atlanta we did Chicago and Atlanta on the the after our show we went back to the to his hotel room and we had the same manager and the numbers came in for pet for pet detective and I think you know got really bad reviews everyone was expect and it it did great yeah it was like number one right yeah and we all lit up cigars in his room and I kind of I was kind of there one it was really neat because I kind of watched a guy star kind of flip you know what I mean like I was the living color guy yeah and then in the next minute he was a movie star and so we lit up cigars and then the next day we went to Atlanta to do a show there and that was the last time he ever did stand-up Wow yeah I was the last night he stopped right after I bet you in his head he was like when he saw that number yeah he made the decision right then and there oh yeah I think so right yeah like I think I don't know the Tigers a movie star but I think he kind of tells like it's time to move on not that he hated stand-up or but I got the impression it's time to step into a new path and he never said anything bad or disliked stand-up I think he just I think he just kind of knew it was time to go up another staff yeah and to be there in that moment was really kind of cool to witness yeah would you would you ever like to be in that step yeah we all do well would you ever leave stand up I would never leave that I mean I I went through some periods in my career where I was going up some pretty good steps and I could have left it but I I never wanted to it was my starting place and I always think of stand-up as my spine and everything else that comes off that are the ribs like voice work and TV work and movies for me that the spine is always the stand-up nothing stands with that's spun she's a doctor too you know I'm saying yeah yeah so Wow so you'll know yeah you know what I don't think I would ever quit you know how much fun is that it's fun it's a nurse a miserable misery involved really what's your misery damn it well he did okay I forgive him why nothing what's your hurt my heart is this is that I get like I get resentful quick like the other night I think it was last night Ali Wong brought me up I gave pretty good you give great intro you might not write though be real and what do i yeah you really do because I get specific yup and you tell a story tell a story you tell the story about what you just said about me meeting me on the gamblin and all that stuff yeah yeah now the only thing and I tried to catch you the other night and now maybe we can have this discussion when I go up around town I don't I hate credits so I always go up as Larry Smith from as from Fresno I know you do I know you do I hate credits I don't even like my name so we're at the improv we're at the improv and I remember the host coming up to you and go Larry Smith again yeah and you go yeah Fresno yeah so he goes Larry Smith from Fresno and then you went up why is that so as beautiful as your and I I admire and thank you for your very respectful and beautiful intro yeah but in the future since we're talking about it what you tell me before yeah I was going to but you yeah I didn't have a chance no but I've been bringing you up for the last year I brought you a 40 [ __ ] time but now I'm hearing about the Larry Smith from [ __ ] in intro [ __ ] [ __ ] but you're you know it was signed on you see I mean I've talked to you before that we've been your house in that [ __ ] I know but now it comes out I know I guess now this is why this is fate if you have any kind of resentment or thing that that you have toward me yeah I would hope that you would just express yourself then you're gonna hide it I feel like this Larry summit thing is something that you've been hiding no no there's no resentment at all no it's just it's just a something I'm just telling you the freaking forgive me oh yeah no no no resentment no animosity nothing ask your wife she knows yeah but I want an intro you want an intro Yeah right you won't have when Ali brought me up yet last night this guy yeah Bobby Lee that's it yeah and I yeah it's like one of my intro I know and I sat there and went up it's fine I love her mm-hmm but I don't know why I get so [ __ ] weird out by that yeah excuse me it hurts yeah it what why I want to know what is it about me that's been do you feel it's not respectful it's a lack of respect it's not even credits though it's it that's not about credit it's about you know when I bring somebody on it's like oh here's my friend you guys like me right this is basically you guys like to me and even if you're a lot of you are my fans I would like you to introduce you to my friend who's just as good or better please enjoy and her answer was just kind of a throw alike as if you know we kind of know each other but you don't but I know her right he's you know who else does a lot of people do that you know that's the hurt in stand up they say you take things you want people to give you the same praise you give them know where you can't get respect to what is with a new wallet like the ridge walk oh you guys um when I go outside of my home I only use 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is it well he's not drivers it's a UFO operator's license this is a Leon hey Leon the guard says under sex under sex it says yes under sex is he has height 3 to wait 35 hernán eyes black it expired my 3031 in a fantastic every thousand won it expired well that's great so you're you can operate a UFO pretty much yeah can you know I don't never even do one stick around kid do you believe in hell yeah brush although I don't believe in crop circles I have a theory what and this is no disrespect but I think I think people with what's that ailment you're a doctor what's the area that kids have which don't want the kids are like to run around in circles [Music] just in pipe circles yeah there's a hamster all right how old are these kids you know three five three five and they run in circles yeah and they like to watch split plates spin around and is that autistic I mean it could be yeah i think we he thinks you're thinking of autism yeah yeah and well it's just it's just there sometimes they're hard things to handle because they can be hyper and they're riding circles and and I have a theory that that crop circles are the result of exhausted parents taking their kids to cornfields late at night their autistic kids letting them out in the fields and having them run around and perfectly geometric circles in the morning and people go holy [ __ ] we were visited last night circles right but mystery solved guy I never thought of it that guy here we go here we go right so what you're saying to me is just let me get this clear sure is it okay sure clear I will clear I've seen autistic children right never really seen them run in a circle but it's fine okay in fact I'm going to disprove your theory a lot of times autistic kids don't even like one of the signs of like early autism is they don't like the feeling of grass on their feet yeah but I said corn autistic kids love love love they do love never see children of the corn yeah yeah all those kids they're autistic for sure yeah Mallik are Mallik I was out test really autistic he was the leader joke's on me maybe you should read more I'm sure yeah you're right grass is not hard do you think that we've been visited by the aliens I think it's likely yeah you know it's you know when you think of the vast expanse of the universe and the galaxies and it's hard to believe that there were the only living speck in the whole you know whole universe yes it's probably very likely something else has been here whether it's been while we've been here or whether it was 200 million years ago it's a lot out there guy hey guy you think that they left technologies here on earth it's possible footprints for sure things that probably aren't very like visible to the naked eye like things that are either microscopic or things that are already part of our soil things that we're not really looking for because we're looking for a shaped alien man and that's the wrong thing to be looking at well what you're saying though that is our atmosphere you know things that are we don't even have the capacity to like measure but what you're saying then basically to me baby is is this is that you think that maybe there's a slight chance that before there was even life on this planet that the beginnings what we may from cells what are we made of cells yeah molecules that they planted that [ __ ] in here and that we could be descendants from aliens no that's not what I said at all I like but I like that like that I like that Prometheus but but you can you can like through RNA synthesis that theory you can recreate it in the lab and that actually proves how we became like mammals and things like that RNA to DNA to life you can recreate that through thermal vents underwater I know that everyone knows that underneath the [ __ ] water yeah don't you think yeah yeah you know about the thermal vents right who doesn't go right I mean we've [ __ ] read books about it down low but do you think that well let me ask you this though but they're you don't think that they're living amongst us you know it's hard it who knows that's the thing it's possible you know I think any anything's possible because you can't disprove that they're not living right you can't prove it but you can't disapprove Jesus then right Jesus anything the devil I mean we can do it we can do true we can't super Fraggles whatever you know what a Fraggle is right yeah well Fraggles we don't have to disprove because they had their own TV show oh yeah that's true Raggles did have a breath the Fraggle Rock so we know the living radio by the way so it's paid cable I always thought about you and and and forgive me for saying this but I always thought that maybe you could be an alien interesting I would maybe maybe I am a you're a weird guy maybe I am you maybe you are would I tell you if I was I wish you would okay I am you are going RVs what's that always earth food roast beef Arby's go to the drive-thru mr. Lee Wow you shall have potato cakes and horsey sauce mr. Lee say they sound like that's what I sound like let's call us they whopping you sorry your career can I talk about your career [Laughter] place my life right coz I'm looking in your eyes and I'm connecting it's almost like I don't have to talk to you I can't connect with you I really do I just look in your eyes and I feel you yeah yeah we don't even have to talk now that we don't yeah but you know I can't see your audience that's true we should talk yeah it's keep staring in each other do you have any Pottery Barn candles we could okay can I just say this yeah I say this yeah I will not look away anymore I don't like it you won't look at me anymore yeah kind of glanced at you ever once what but staring makes you uncomfortable God I'll bet my friend got it I'll look away I just looked away one day huh I didn't even know Harlem that well he calls me he goes you want to be in my movie you remember that oh so great you don't know how grateful I am that that that touched me it did it warm my heart you did such a wonderful job you took it very seriously your acting was gray I did take it really you're so attentive and you you have no idea that touched me thank you what do you mean you think you know I I thought that we I go wow he we're friends well yes I wanted to be your friend so bad but then that was like the first step toward friendship well so yes years ago he goes coming to my house he lives in that same house so we went to remember baby same house were early in the morning I remember and I go where we going he's like the desert do you remember that I do yeah yeah and we drove into the desert and we shot in your trauma I was in the trunk of your car your and we took my truck my pickup truck why you were there somebody else was Africa my couple of the other actors right and a cameraman a cameraman yeah wasn't a big crew I thought the whole movie with about three people he really did would I play kangaroo kangaroo hands O'Reilly okay that's right I play kangaroo hands O'Reilly yeah and I remember like you opening up the trunk yeah and I came out and I had you were tucked in the back seat oh the back seat that would hold you up I'm you had a little kangaroo hey beautiful yeah you have no idea how deeply grateful and honored and happy you made me doing that oh no dude of course do because I'm saying I want to say to you I want to say this earlier we went into a couple of weird areas brought on what I really wanted to say to you though is is that um think you know I you know yes on you and there's something about Mary so the Rocket Man I mean you're such a funny guy and I've seen you to stand up for so many years there's no stand up like you're so [ __ ] great and creative up there and weird and fun man thank you [ __ ] and so when you I did go out to do that with you it was um I'll remember it for the rest of my life I didn't know it was just another like I'm going to do a bit you know I didn't I didn't know if it resonated that much with you what I'm glad to hear that it connect really something you [ __ ] [ __ ] okay is that number one right I don't ask everyone in the room knows okay I don't leave here no I don't leave the house to do with food Yeah right or sometimes I know the audition or if I might have to go to work by force by force right yeah yeah but rarely do I go yeah I'll go out to the desert with you and shoot that's there oh well now I'm even more honored right but because if it was you I was like I have to I'm gonna do this this is gonna be amazing I love I love that guy well you know what's funny is I I walked up to Bobbie and I said hey Bobbie I'd love you to be in my movie and before I could even tell him what he goes yeah okay and I didn't have to tell him the part he didn't want to see the script it's like I think I sent you the script two to three days before yeah and we went there was a you know probably three or four weeks or a month later yeah yeah yeah yeah and you just were so great and you just like did it and that's why I was on to this day and and it's such a beautiful part in the movie everyone loves you ah it's so funny and what's the movie called it's called fudgie wudgie fudge face yeah it's an indie movie that took me six years to shoot I did it by myself I wrote it I directed it I shot it I did the hair the makeup costumes the applications the transportation the props the I mean is that I edited it I did the music I did the sound effects I mean I did the whole damn thing it took me six years so everyone who's in it is is is in a has a piece of my heart because it was such a passion project yeah and I think people get an iTunes they can order it up my website it's only on DVD that because I don't know if anyone even has a DVD player anymore yeah it's set at Harlan Williams calm but fudgie wudgie what v like gyg fudge face Wow and I'll never forget we stopped on the way up to the desert it's about we was about a two hour hour-and-a-half drive north right out of LA and we stopped in the morning at subway to get sandwiches for lunch and put them in the cooler and Bobby got like a subway like omelette oh no they got like egg to the egg like little egg thing yeah yeah and we got out to the desert and the first thing Bobby did is he found like an anthill and he put half his omelet down the anthill the ants just started swarm like in the desert for 50 years they just started swarming like it looked great you made them happy I think I took a picture of it I think yeah I think I did that because I didn't like it yeah oh so stick it to the ants to my yeah you mean my garbage is their pleasure that's right yeah you also do the special I don't know if this is right or not in full of in the forest no I did it in the desert rate where we shot remember we shot behind a grape big hill in the desert yeah so I owned that hill I bought that hill goodbye wait wait you bought a hill the desert yeah we shot we shot on my land didn't I tell you that was my land we were shooting or I did not know that about 20 acres in the middle of the desert ten of it is a giant hill and so I went back a few years later and I shot my stand-up comedy special up on the hill in the middle of the desert who was there no one it was just me and I had a tortoise a friend of mine out a tortoise so it was walking around while I did my stand-up and a cup while I was doing my stand-up a couple of wild dogs there's a lot of wild dogs out there too wild dogs walked right through my sack well I just wandered through and I talked to them and then they wandered off into the desert a fantastic whoa I had a crew and like sweida seven seven cameras and a jib crane and not a helicopter helicopter flying around it was amazing how do you do I mean how do you with the laughs that we did you put in laughs later oh nothing I just I just I just heard them in my head you know it's a it's an act that I worked on it's an act I worked on for many years and and I just knew the timing so well that I just in as I was doing it I just accounted for the laughs in my I pretended I could hear them Wow so if you're watching that this thing yeah do you don't hear any laugh you just just silent silent and it's beautiful you don't like the comedy the view is beautiful yeah cuz there's nothing out there you can just see forever and then you um is it an hour long yeah Wow I kind of I watch one of my favorite shows is called Mozart in the jungle and he goes through like an artistic block as a compulsion a composer he's a master oh and one of the things to break his artistic block was to perform solely for himself and without the roar of the crowd that he was used to he was able to elevate himself and elevate his practice which is sort of not similar they wanted to bring a crowd in and I won't let them they wanted to bus like people out and build like like seats around me and I said no you're missing the point this is this is about me like doing stand-up out to the universe it's not out to the world it's not it's not for the camera bear there can't be a wall of people it's got a it's got to go out to everything Wow eliminate the ego from the performance act it was just it was just me yelling out there was no barrier there's no walls there's no curtains there was no roof so just I did Wow but I did my act but there was a lot like like I had to improvise the dogs and there was there was like some birds flew by and we're like and I pretended they were heckling and then at one point three guys in motorized hang gliders buzzed right over and I just started yelling up yeah it was really yeah it's called the force of nature Harlan Williams a force of nature website or could we that's the same thing on my website it's it's DVD oh I wish I could use some vitamins and some help from a doctor online well let me tell you where you can go friend where friend hims calm for but seriously guys back in the day I wish we had this website to use because of that I've had a lot of problems 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need to thank you know I guess what I'm saying here's the thing about you - oh what about you - well you just said here's the thing about you - yeah here it is it is great I was gonna say okay I don't know you [ __ ] Bono was sick does he just have nodes or is he like sick she's got a tracheotomy no way yeah real the top story does say bono says he doesn't know if you two will tour again wait but he has a trach like he actually has a hole in his yeah remember that movie no country for old yeah yeah I had that gun that would shoot holes through doors yeah Bono got hit got a hold on his throat I kept enough from that oh not from an Eric thing I think it just says a sore throat yeah I think he just has a sore throat all right guy no no country for old men Bono whoa he's got Island I wonder if bono gets a morning Bono oh wait he did have throat cancer in 2000 [Laughter] but his second brush with but the second brush with mortality had nothing to do with his throat it was a high-energy bicycle accident into his throat throat by a bicycle man was he laying on the side maybe they're like little tiny bikes elf bikes yeah yeah you also go to Burning Man right yeah do you go every year I went three years in a row I didn't go this year but the last three before that I regretted not going this year I really I wait I woke up every morning like why aren't I there and who do you go in first year I kind of went by myself and the second year I went with my buddy Michael Rosenbaum and then last year I went with my buddy Dan and I think I'm gonna go next year you know it's funny I there's such a stigma you know on like just people who go to Burning Man in general like you know the LA types but I never if there was a you seemed like the perfect person to go to Burning Man with if I ever if I could ever think of anybody I would want to go with you seemed like nope that would be I would allow it selfish yeah I'm selfish and when it comes to that dude why can't I take your girlfriend away in a hamper for five days that's my girl okay okay mr. Scrooge bah humbug just call me mr. Scrooge bro with your beautiful what would you do what would you do out there with her in the desert like ask her what would you do with Harlow Williams we would just waltz around the ply I'd cook good food baby you know I need to know I do need to know man because I know you out there they don't take money they trade services what you want to get a sandwich you're gonna sell her a little [ __ ] out whoa bro you want a sandwich you guys sell my little girl's [ __ ] out for a [ __ ] meatball sandwich don't do that dude that's the [ __ ] human being right there I'm never gonna go to Burning Man and for the rest of my life why I don't like it I don't like the desert I don't like fire I don't like drums okay rod sushi yeah before you had it did you know you'd like it or not like it actually do you remember the first time you probably thought I'm not eating raw fish this is gross and no it's all you eat bro I can smell it in your gums Ryan you just you know what that was wise what you just didn't he turned it around there's the thing everyone I know including myself was reluctant to go to Burning Man I I was skeptical I kind of like sounds Rosenbaum my buddy Rosie he didn't want to go I said let's just go man justjust go put your foot trust me and he goes okay I'm she didn't want to go he must have stopped 5 10 15 times while we were walking around and just stopped grab my shoulder went bro I love you this is the best thing I've ever done it's really a magical it's a magical place but right off its top halt why you know it's like sushi if you've never don't you don't use the sushi Trevor no but what I'm saying is if you had never had sushi in you go I know you already did that point tell me what sushi tastes like I could say well it tastes like this it tastes like that okay but you'd never know until you put it in your mouth and you go oh wow that's what it tastes like and Burning Man I could sit here for the rest of the show and tell you all about it but it's truly one of those places you have to land there and be there and and you you understand it it's really hard to describe it really is I I went through the same thing I will you drugged out no I'm you know me I'm not one I'm not a druggie guy I'm not a drinky guy and you are no you are no you're not not really yeah you know but did you do drugs out there father a lot of people do drugs that you do do drugs out there I think I might a saw a guy that looked like me you know however that guy that you that looks like you that guy that looks like you that was out there in the desert yeah the first time did you take first time I went yeah I had a few beers cuz I'm not a big drinker but didn't do much of anything right second time I might have had a little weed okay and that was fun okay do you smoke weed it in LA no I really don't ever once a year yeah if that if that yeah right so out there it's just an interesting place and everyone thinks you have to do drugs or do something you don't there's I don't know much about that's why I'm asking questions man you go out and do nothing you can go I drove you know I drove out with two sober people last year I drove to silver Peter sober people there's it's everybody so it's what you make it but it's really fantastic can I ask you another question when you go out there do you get some yeah it's there if you want it how do you participate I have not no it's it's weird because there's so much going on out there there's so much stimuli that it wasn't part of my agenda like I didn't really think about it like there's so much other neat stuff that you're never gonna see anywhere else in the world so you're focused on that stuff because you're not gonna you're not gonna be anywhere that's like that it's almost like remember the old Star Trek yeah with with William Shatner and they beam down and also they're on this weird planet and it's like that it's almost like twice like this it's mad mats people have chrome in their face it's part of that right and there and there they look like [ __ ] they live from the hills they do the tribally mmm you know and then I don't know if I should run or [ __ ] oh you know I mean dude you know if you stand still too long life passes you by [ __ ] with the sushi and now with that [ __ ] [ __ ] don't forget Bono's whole yeah yes a whole is throat you know the bikes here's another thing but because over those charts yeah you were married mmm-hmm but that I don't talk about oh you don't talk about you know your wife no too personal Wow too painful you know yeah yeah you know what's so funny that I'm not gonna explore it further thank you you're welcome you're very welcome but we're very thank you when I say what I wanted to say is that was the first time and I think we're getting somewhere in our relationship that was the first time that you ate when you said I don't want to talk about it because you and I when we're at the Comedy Store what do we like we just joke around yeah we [ __ ] around always for a year you called me Sarah Silverman what what yeah he would not call me by my regular and he goes he'll go oh it's Sarah Silverman right and everyone wouldn't laugh and but he did it every time I saw him for years well no first I called you shy guy oh yeah yeah and then went to Sarah Silverman yeah and then now what is that now we just giggle and I got called you Carol Leifer it's always something right so Harlan and I have that kind of relationship right I'll call him so I don't know what I call him but um and we goof off and this and that and in my head I'm like I like this guy I want to be his friend you know he invited us to that fourth of July thing that was really nice rosie was there you know we're four good friends with Rosie's we've done this a couple of times is podcast and um and I could you know I could really become your friend you know for real but that was the first time that you did something that was so real and I got it just now when you said I don't want to talk about it yeah so for that there's more of that where that came from guy well there's a lot of things you don't want to talk about you know it just ask your dreams are about to come true guy [Music] let me ask you this so you have a girlfriend now no you don't want to talk about anything like that no I can talk about that I wish I did especially when I see you know people with beautiful girlfriends and boyfriends it's nice you think I'm beautiful no thank you yeah yeah think you have a beautiful spirit we bring a lot of joy to people in the beautiful spirit speaking of beautiful spirits um somebody died over the weekend oh god it wasn't Prince was it please don't bring this on me it wasn't them thank God it wasn't them riced sandy shore died so Polly's on sister died oh I didn't know her why he and his mother just died yeah how did she die she was young she had like a long thing existing so she was sick for a year and she had a long thing and it's like it's it's you know it's it's kind of sad because she she she didn't maybe you're in the will bro no I'm not you know but I feel bad I know I laughed at it and I you know anyone listening right now I'm not evil I really did I do care and it's really sad that what happened and I used comedy and laughter as a defense mechanism but you know life is precious and I love the shores and I love the Comedy Store and this is a really bad thing that happened you know and the money thing is it's fine you know I don't deal with death good deal no will you admitted funeral either I was not at the memorial the memorial you know to the memorial right yeah I didn't know her very well I only met her once all one time now years ago no when I first moved to Hollywood yeah I did a showcase for and then just she pass you I didn't even know there was passing I just thought you wanted to watch people about the whole thing and I just you know to me I'd give me a microphone and a crowd that's all I asked for because you were always a Laugh Factory guy right I mean I mean yeah they're a lot yeah even when I was moving up here from San Diego you would say who are the Laugh Factory guy you would Marlon Williams Bob Marley Marl you just do shows with Bob Marley right yeah and was over there and that was the laugh acted crew really yeah and so when when you came over the the could I know you still play the laugh at you but when you came over the Comedy Store it was a really cool [ __ ] thing man because we just in my lifetime I never thought that we would get guys like Harlan to come over you know it's been really fun I've been doing it for about a year you loved you do seriously love the store now really yeah yeah it doesn't matter I like iced a microphone and a crowd right I don't you know I love I love the store I love the laughs I love but I just I love the crowd that's who I love yeah but just you fit in that room though I do yeah you do okay I like it yeah it's amazing yeah yeah man party excuse me I said party I heard you I heard that you said that that show that you did with Pauly and Tom Green I was supposed to do it we yeah were you guys mad actually I was a little mad because I felt like you left at the last second and then Pauly told me that you got a commercial and I ain't seen no commercial yet so as soon as he said it and you can correct me I felt like it was [ __ ] but maybe it wasn't was a [ __ ] now you got that Jane Lynch yeah yeah you know it was 100% but never was okay so if anyone's listening right now I was supposed to do a show yeah with Pauly Shore Harland and Tom Green and Illinois in a look yeah Illinois and I was upset because I I just knew we'd have so much fun I know he to his bum I wanted to do it but then Jordan Peele called me days before it says hey I'm doing this commercial with chelsea peretti and I want you and Jane Lynch in it and he how much it was and it couldn't let it down yeah so then I was just like I had to choose between bad dude I knew that you guys would be mad at me well I was suspicious because the timing it was like literally we were all gonna do it the night before we got to the airport yeah he Pauline Tom Green where they were like where's Bobby and Paulie go saw Bobby got a commercial and I want [ __ ] like last night at midnight he got a commercial so I just thought you just weren't into it but you want to probably get he knew days before well then you can see why I thought it was no but I I'm glad to hear it was real how are the shows were the fun it was great we are such a good time yeah really fun Paulie was great tom was great we all and I was like a road trip right because we had we drove to three different cities and we did a new theater every night yeah so it was like the three of us stopped them for fast food I'm driving and getting hotels and having dinner it was really fun and we really missed you a lot of people were like after the show we did a VIP meet-and-greet and so many people like where the hell is Bobby like you were you were really miss maybe we can do it again one day would you do it again of course but this time I'll show up yeah I would longer and by the way I understand if any of us got a high-paying commercial we would go to yeah yeah no I'd you told me that cuz that that wasn't my head a little bit thank you we're clearing now how long has it been in your head I thought it was [ __ ] on me so I'm glad you told me yeah but there's another thing it's like the intro thing grievant dry beautiful I know but the thing is is that you've wanted to tell me to call you you know and you never said anything but I almost didn't know this [ __ ] thing comes around never like you didn't say you know anything else you want to get out know what else is that you have I hate blue underpants now I know that's all we got that's see you out you said earlier about being friends that's what makes up friendship we had the beautiful fudgy movie we had the omelet in the anthill we had the misunderstanding about the intro had you lying about a commercial and these are the elements that the ups and downs that create a mold a beautiful friendship new Underpants yeah so we're good boy oh boy yeah boy oh there's another funny thing that you've been doing when I when I break you uh-huh what do you say I say okay I do a show right yeah and I bring Harlan all right he doesn't think that I do this but I sit right down in the back oh you do and I watch him Oh what do you say about me as Bobby's leaving I go how about I have for my son isn't he great he's pre-op he's gonna be a girl tomorrow yeah and sometimes I go who wants to pop my daughter's head yeah do you hear me laughing I always love it you know I think I've heard you laugh a couple's but I always thought you were just laughing cuz you were on the way out I didn't know you sat down no I sit down in the back just here at you I love it thank you yeah you just bow in Asian way it was Cambodia oh I see oh yeah in the arch and stuff yeah yeah what are we doing we're about an hour a while mm-hmm at the end hey Harlan at the end here yeah what we do is we do it's called unhelpful advice and it's email and then we answer the email and you can be good or bad you know whatever yeah yeah so can you can we do this correspondence your church ship I'm just a passenger unhelpful advice with Bobby kalila first of all I love your podcast and I have to struggle not to laugh on public transportation went on my way to college every morning my question is should I continue in college as a nursing major or should I change my major to culinary arts I'm eighteen in my first semester college so it's early enough to switch I love cooking and I love learning about different cuisines and techniques but nursing would be stable and I would like to help people so I followed the career that least assessed ability or do something that would make me happy Gabby from Callie I always say immediately go with what makes you happy but it also sounds like you want to help heal so I would say the best advice is to figure out a way to parlay your cooking into helping and healing so maybe you could cook food and take it as a volunteer on the weekends to the hospitals or maybe you could come up with recipes that help people with certain ailments you know some people need gluten-free food some people need this or that so maybe you could create a cookbook or you could create you know new new varieties of food that are healing food that's actually a really big field in medicine right now like integrative medicine where'd they take em are like holistic approach you're not just using just medications and what they're actually looking into diets and trying to figure out how to like balance people's hormones through their diets what can I give you an example I actually recently did a yeah I have a healing recipe and this was wonderful and it's funny you got this email because this plays right into it but a friend of mine I won't say but you know we know a lot of famous people right and so a friend of mine got sick and asked me to make some healing food and what I did I got dough a deep fried dough and shaped it into a little ball and I told my friend to swallow it it was unbelievable it clogged the hole in his throat I called it a bono ball why why can't I be a healer what is it my turn to heal forget it go go be a nurse prick can I say what you did though can I tell you what you did okay that this stuff about the healing and the food was so sincere I'm like here's a sight of Harland that's really [ __ ] amazing and then you do this don't think clogging up the hole of bottle throw remember you got I understand that and so I just took I am back I'm back yeah okay Wow here's another question yeah okay hey everyone my name is my bed and I love my bed first name P and I'm 18 from London for my whole life my dad has been this dark cloud over my life and anytime I see or think of him it brings me anxiety and depression he is from Bangladesh and I was raised in London so I understand there is a cultural difference however as a child nearly every day I watched him emotionally and physically abused my mother my mother is a reserved British Bengali woman and after 12 years of an abusive marriage she finally built up the courage to leave him I was never more happy but that wasn't the end he used regularly he would regularly show up at her house and get into yelling mattress with my mom which would inevitably end up with my mom get getting hurt badly I felt so weak and small as a kid because I couldn't do anything to stop him on top of this the Bengali community is a very judgment is very judgmental about divorces meaning a lot of people broke ties with my mother and she was left a broken woman my mom didn't inform police about any of the abuse so he could keep his job as a teacher which therefore meant he was allowed to take my sister and I every weekend now at the age of 18 I am still scared of him and I am a wimp of a man I regularly get emotionally abused and also physically hit by him for not getting good grades or not doing something his way in my culture I am expected to get a good job and give all my money to my parents which really D motivates me he tells me he has the worst luck in the world because he ended up with a son like me I hate everything about my life and I can't see any happiness in my future with him in my life let me see what can I do to deal with something with someone like this I thought that was a very sorry I couldn't paraphrase the rest because it's like I tuned out the first day it's fine anyway Bangladesh what you do what no let me say you go your turn I did the bono haul no my point of view is this is is that you know my parents were the same right very traditional Korean my dad beat the [ __ ] out of my brother and I with baseball bats and golf clubs right and blood blood coming out of my mom my her mouth missing teeth my dad was a very violent and then when I you know graduate from high school you look to go to college you know all that stuff right and I was just like dad I got all absent I said what the [ __ ] I was in three halves I can't go nowhere right he's trying to take over the business I go [ __ ] it [ __ ] you right and I'm gonna make it as a community an artist okay and I did everything that could I used that him right to motivate me to get out of you know the situation that I was in I came to LA with nothing wouldn't you know and I you know I built a somewhat fine okay career you know and I'm if you're living under his house like let's say a little later I would have [ __ ] like it did you even hear him yeah but you know what dude it's like at one point at some point you have to go I'm not current I am Korean you know my blood you know at my ethnicity but in terms of cultural I'm not I'm not really even American I'm just my own thing you know I'm just a weird dude right but I do know this is is that I need I can't I don't like stress and I don't like that feeling of like you know I get depressed easy I have to do what I didn't want to do and for this guy I think he just needs to [ __ ] cut the chains and fly yeah so had Harley how old is he 18 18 yeah he has to get out and he has to forgive have you ever forgiven your dad is he still alive yeah never forgiven him yes stroke bro you did yeah have you ever forgiven him yeah I completely forgive my dad I I went to hear the stroke you know my brother and I were both looking at him were both crying because he was in the hospital and he couldn't talk he was going like that like you know right and we were both on our knees crying this is you know five years ago and I at that moment I said I just all that good you know I mean just went away I love my dad I love my mom you know and but you know did I love him in my 20s not really not a lot to love it sounds like yeah but you know I found it and when when I start got on my hand you know and he apologized eventually he said um I'm sorry I I didn't think that you could do it and you did it no then I went I spit on his face she said did you nice [ __ ] urine in his mouth I'm sorry to hear your dad out of stroke fine tough it's not guys had forgiveness why cuz that's the only way you could forgive your dad forgive everybody for everything yeah you do mm-hmm did you have a rough one no I had a great how did great great parents yeah but I had to forgive them for certain things that you know every kid has things they feel were unjust or weren't born right or good so but this this child or this boy this 18 year old needs to forgive his father even though it's brutal and he just has to walk away he has to move out of that take himself out of that environment oh but he can't leave if he's carrying all that anger because it'll be on his back like a piano so just to look I mean he can't change his dad it's all he can do is look him in the eye and say I love you I forgive you goodbye and then he can walk away as a whole person and and his father will have to stay with what he's created yeah and that's it but that's important I'm glad you had that moment with your dad it's good it's beautiful the forgiveness you forgave him yeah but he forgave you okay that's nice it's okay I don't know what you're doing it's good yep honestly I don't know what you're doing what do you mean I mean you're acting like you're [ __ ] Elvis [ __ ] lips or like going crazy waves on me right you're like that and you're like look at me with your little glassy and you're do it you keep repeating it right it gets to the point where you're challenging me all right I forgive you for that what stop [ __ ] you know I don't forgive you [ __ ] you you for what you know what dude you know what dude I'm gonna let this go all right I'm gonna pretend this never happened all right forget the forgiving too late play you already did it it's already done I already forgave you yeah all right we are all buddy and divided for sure okay you have anything to promote [ __ ] you have anything to promote [ __ ] [ __ ] my new special my new comedy special where's it at Amazon Prime great when is it come out it's out sup just came out about a month ago a month ago what's it called it's called caramel corn the Pug kick him in the kibble is it really called that yeah yeah did the whole special as a dog did an hour special as a dog is that true yeah Oh caramel look it up look it up look you have to look it up caramel corn the pod our special I don't see if it's real the force of nature keeps popping up caramel caramel go to Amazon Prime and type in caramel corn the pod is real yeah Wow do you know it you you're dressed up as a dog in it I have a mask with a pug mask with an articulating mouth that moved when I spoke and so I did the whole set as a dog no audience no there was 600 people oh great oh wow yeah would you do it at the Irvine improv oh I love that yeah I love don't you love that room yeah that's pretty good yeah yeah so you know rosenbaum from that movie that you guys did sorority girls sorority boy boys music that you Rosenbaum and somebody Barry Watson Barry Watson it's a guy from seventh heaven mm-hm they can go hey hey bingo yeah but do you audition now or no you don't like to meet four things or a dealer I don't a lot anymore cuz I just don't like it but IIIi I'm more into not to sound snooty but I like getting just offers but if it's something I really like I'll go out but I turned down almost everything yeah I need same way I just and it's not it's not because I have an attitude it's just I I find there's a proliferation of a lot of stuff out there now when I was kind of coming up through the movie biz there was there was just movies and studios and now there's a lot more and so a lot of stuff you go in and you're excited and you realize nobody's ever gonna see it or it's not gonna it's not gonna have a big platform or so I kind of you know I feel proud of the work I've done in the movies I've done and so I just want to do stuff that meets that bar now but if it doesn't I don't want to I don't want to do something don't you want to play I I feel you know like I want to show now no one's ever recognized me from the show and it's an ABC network sitcom do you have the whole network thing yeah yeah beep I no one's ever said I love you on that but unless you may love me for other things but it is the new game right there's a new game to be played with all you mean in the industry in the industry right yes and I and I want to play it yeah alright and what I was gonna say to you is is that through this interview in my head I literally thought you would be a really great dad on a show like a really funny weird dad on the show imagine having a show about a kid and then there's an another kid that's weird and that's the dad yeah right I mean I could just see different scenarios with you in it because you're a little older now I'm old as well you know my point is is that I just think that you know I know I think I knew that about you cuz you're the same as me I don't like to read either I hate it I [ __ ] dread it yeah but I do do it you know me and I hate it but I do it yeah and sometimes I get it you're mean so hopefully you know you'll find something yeah and you know you know I'm at a really good place where I've been blessed to have done some really great projects for me and and I think projects that have you know reached other people and I really am at the point where if I never act didn't anything again I'd be like great I had I'm really happy with what I left behind yeah now if something good came I would I would love to do it but I really it's if nothing else happened I could go and what AG what a blessed life I had you know self-actualization sweetheart I think about what I what you took so what you said was so like impactful I just needed a moment but then you just kind of I stepped on it yeah yeah so just let me have that okay you say it again you said something about like if I didn't I didn't act again right okay I've had a I've had a lot of blessings and I'm happy with what I've done yeah I don't feel that anymore yeah it's gone I think any do you think you wouldn't want to promote them except for this aside from that special I would like to promote well I would like to promote for I have a show on Disney Junior animated series called puppy dog panels I have seen it thank you and I'd like to mention that for if people have kids kids love it and that brings them lots of joy and so puppy dog put the cute and remember I brought you to the living room I was like sweet this is Harlan Show can you believe oh yeah yeah we're like we were in shock or shocked by it yeah cuz II sabelo was watching it yeah that's yours right Wow doing a lot of [ __ ] headlining do all cut [ __ ] like this your face anyway Harlow will yourself friend you did great job friends thanks for doing it man I know you had a racquetball game dude it was not like it should I blame fine thank you god bless you take care see you Burning Man bro okay we'll be right back guys Wow Harlan Williams I love them he's a true artist man he's an artist his it's it's not just comedy he transcends that he will be remembered forever I'm gonna I'm gonna say that I know that what I'm doing with my hair right now is bringing a lot of people anxiety because I'm actually tucking a big looks good part of my hair inside my shirt and this really pisses my sister off Jenna off they can't and they it pisses them off that there's hair touching my back when my shirt is over the hair why you just trying out this new look I'm doing this because I I'm thinking about cutting my hair and the reason I've always never thought about it before is because I have a I have a big face that's just that's just the truth of it all recently last week my sister chopped all her hair off and it looks amazing on her I don't know if that quite applies to someone with as wide of them faces me so this is just a trial run what's the shortest you've gone when I was younger probably before I came right before I came to America I cut my hair right around this length maybe shorter didn't look that great but you know I'm willing to give it a try again big ass cheeks maybe undercut on one side undercut and then I like the long like the just one side maybe just you mean asymmetrical asymmetrical yeah that's just I don't know no I think I either go blunt cut the only wear all right I'd only wear away a be on flux or something looks like your for the future because I woman George like that all right great look great look you know there's some faces but it doesn't matter what you do they're always gonna like natalie portman shave her head long hair he just has the most oh really boy your hair back hold on have you feel the shape of my head in the back mmm you gotta try it once to take a pea shape it's matte it's like a big bold right it's just not gonna work you want there's a big bulge yeah it's like big but flat it's like I mean it's like bulgy but flat if that's if that's if that's possible Oh fights mm a minute everyone wants to hear the you know kilala steak you're the hot you know you're hot in the MMA industry right now like everyone's probably had their own debate about this Connor and khabib kalila mmm I kind of won B Habib to take this although Steve just texted me right now what do you say and he thinks that Connors gonna catch him Steve's very excited about this wait so you said you want Habib to win but I don't know actually I don't know where I stand on it I've been back and forth cuz you know how much I love Habib yeah you also do like harm but I think you were I think the time you texted me you were very annoyed by that press conference or at least what you saw I think okay then I rewatched it and I'm not annoyed by Conor I was annoyed by the fact that there wasn't anyone watching awkward it was just awkward it was like it was like doing a full comedy set yeah with absolutely no one in the crowd it was severe Harlan did in the desert yeah but it was weird because like what Connor did it wasn't what he usually does weird without fans in the cheering yeah yeah you look a little nuts doing it but at this rate I just hope everyone stays healthy no one gets injured everyone makes weight and that there's a good fight because I think I'm really split down the middle yeah my mind says hubby but my heart wants Conor could that come back let's go around the room but just put it down pick pick one name George Connor Brice Carter Bobby Connor or Habib Habib Oh everyone's Connor except for me right yeah Miguel Connor are they from Trader Joe's what are they passed away George give me half oh wow had a lot earlier cinnamon was very sorry we're chewing on air that's fantastic and then if that fall I hope that flight doesn't fall through do you would you like Anthony Pettis or 20 Ferguson Tony Ferguson all the way well I I think Anthony Pettis his last fight was really impressive and I thought oh [ __ ] like he really is back I've always loved Anthony Pettis I just think that for this one my money is on Ferguson guys you ready here I'm in my expert kalila oh and she just threw up any shoutouts for first shout outs and no interesting no reverse shout outs I don't do reverse shout outs anymore I'm all about positivity well I'll give a shout-out to your sister who is a number one in her writing I was in that class as well you guys are probably even I don't know why you put that out there let me take I've never been competitive with my sister not once whenever with me we never know and weird and not weirdly enough we sway on the same events but if she want I was happy for her if I beat her she was happy for me we never had that know what we never fought for the front seat of the car we were just always allies so done another I never felt a competitive any any type of even like remote competitiveness with my sister so when we started taking this class together I thought oh yeah cuz I'm the one who told her to sign them for the class and I'm like oh she's just gonna like big grudgingly accept to do this because I signed her up for it she excelling she's not just taking the class she's excelling and it's kind of pissing me off that the professor thinks she's some kind of [ __ ] genius and he's completely blowing me off like my ideas are [ __ ] and he's just praising her like Bravo that's an amazing idea Filipino Jordan Peele it turns out my sister's a Filipina Jordan Peele and I never knew this I thought I was taking the class for myself because and I thought she was maybe gonna help me once in a while it turns out she's the genius in the family and I'm chopped liver well I think your writing will be fantastic and I can't wait to read your scripts any shoutouts reverse shoutouts no come on Bryce blank really find that I guess we'll have to thank our sponsors for this 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be in it no one told me about this I guess I'm doing something so check that you only know because you saw your name on the fly I saw my name in a fly I don't think that what you're doing nope support come support GG boy at UCB sunset I think yes used to be sunset it's gonna be a life on cabs it mean kalila I'm talking about the philippine-american reflection right but I'll be there in the crowd and Bryce will be at home so check him out of this house boom guys thank you for listening I hope you enjoyed the episode George you have to close this out how about a shout out to Ted Alexandro did a special senior class of Earth oh I met name but maybe we'll let Bill burr tell us a little more about this hey Bill come out of the bathroom hey what's going on this is still barfi all things comedy Network I am very excited to tell you that we are going to be releasing a stand-up special from the unbelievably talented unbelievably hilarious and unbelievably original Ted Alexandro he has a new 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Channel: TigerBelly

Views: 421,540

Keywords: tiger belly, tigerbelly, bobby lee, khalyla, gilbert galon, podcast, khalyla kuhn, tgrbly, all things comedy, harland williams, stand up, comedy, conan, dumb and dumber, interview, jimmy fallon, late night, improv, character comedy, jim carrey, burning man, ted alexandro, senior class of earth, bill burr, jokes, funny, funniest

Id: GzzXSDsTLys

Length: 90min 31sec (5431 seconds)

Published: Thu Oct 04 2018

Reddit Comments

[u/Devitosleftnut]

Tom green would be a good guest

[u/TokiOFFICIAL]

one of the very best ever. if you're not gonna have someone as funny as harland just go no guest imo. great episode.

[u/gabrielmercier]

Legend

[u/senortiz]

That bit about the bread in the throat killed me. Jesus that was hilarious.

[u/J-Slam]

There's something about those old Canadian comics, Harland, Carrey, Tom Green, Norm Macdonald. This weird idiosyncratic personality, eccentricity and subversive type of humour that I just love, maybe coz I'm Canadian.

[u/ryanexsus]

I didn't know he used to open for Jim Carrey back in the day. I knew him from Half Baked.

[u/Jibberjabber5589]

Bobby got very weird in certain parts. Harland talking about Bobby and his dad definitely triggered something. And the very end was fuckin awkward. Bobby seemed pissed. Anyone else notice this?

[u/onadoor]

Should have been called Harland Williams and the Bono Hole.

Regardless... amazing episode. Harland is so fucking funny. I've always liked him in the small parts he's played in big movies, but never knew much about his stand up. Will be checking it out.

Also, he's got great energy and improv for podcasts. He should start his own.