Bart Kwan is Plan B | TigerBelly 101

[Music] but guys I uh you know I appreciate JA everyone in this room but I had this dream with George left or died what we will how could we find another one like a I'm a producer mm-hmm where would we find another very very sour sweet pretty oh yeah we're gonna find it one out of every five I'll tell you where we can we're gonna zip recruiter calm what's that it's a place repeat where you can find the best candidate for whatever job you're hiring for oh yeah yes and so instead of searching for them they search two candidates all the all the ones that are appropriate or what so they already we threw all the candidates why I don't have to go through they act as if like they're an agent or something right yeah make sure you hear these are the guys that are going to replace George right and that we go through those you know that list yeah there's probably two billion people that can kidding sorry George sorry sorry billion people that can do what you do but so how do people get on the zip recruit recruiter just go onto their website and then basically you don't deal with any emails or calls to them they just basic give you a list of people and these are the best people for the job well if you well then you be done not to use it right you will be find out today why zip recruiter has been used by businesses of all sizes to find the most qualified job candidates with immediate results and right now our listeners can post jobs on zip recruiter for free that's right free just go to Brooklyn silicon flash belly that zip recruiter dot-com slash belly one more time to try it for free free go to zip recruiter comm slash belly five four three two one and anumana shy buddhu butter apple napa that's all improv guys and people go God were you born with that talent I go ye all day every day dog it went like a song on my ass ah don't you prop up that's not Asian oh that's Jamaican right or put up from Monaco were you from man I am so you were you from you welcome to tiger belly that's the weirdest open we've ever done in yeah yeah but still we opened with it yeah and this is episode 101 correct right 101 and um I think at the Lord why let me introduce people and not gonna introduce our guests yet but because I'm going to talk about the Lord verse but we got everyone we got richer murmur Ramirez's back of your budget a serial killer Night Stalker we've got uh George appreciate you we got Gillian was that and my beautiful me a beautiful angel kalila Kim and I was you want to say that the Lord works in mysterious ways he died for our sins and um he's a Magic Man and today we had a cancellation be out of an emergency situation oh yeah and we're supposed to have aquafina else in there and kalila goes who do we get my god I don't know it was just do one with that and then hose and I get digging on my phone and [ __ ] the Asian pain texted me go through back [ __ ] McCall come over you know me but we got from just kidding news films news all of them's all all the BART Quan everybody buckle right here Doug Jesus Christ thank you and Bart thank you for being here thanks for having me but what you don't ever text me so what you texted me okay so this is this is a reason why it while I was texting you don't kill me yeah but so I was looking down on a list for Barlow brigade of how many people we want to send our shirts out to yeah and then ran Emily someone wrote Joe Rogan on the list and although I don't know Joe Rogan yeah how the [ __ ] I'm gonna get t-shirts out to Joe Rogan yeah I remember Bobby Lee telling me that he is Joe Rogan's best friend no you're right Joe Rogan's best friend I just said I probably said I mean I he's also the best friend of the Jabbawockeez apparent oh yeah and I don't know I don't know but um I can get the shirt to Joe okay um we're not we were more than acquaintances acquaintances yeah Clayton's like if he sees me he'll hug me you'll say he loves me last night we talked a little bit but I haven't been in a house for a couple of years and but we are friends and you want to bring you want this shirt - Joe those are yours okay we're sure no I didn't bring his shirts because after I started talking to you [ __ ] am I gonna get him I don't care about it anymore [ __ ] Joe Rogan's is all about you oh this is what I need to be on your this is what happened then this is what happened okay the Lord knew I needed a guest right he in your Brian he's put down Joe Rogan again he knew that the connection was going to go down that alley to your brain so I could be your plan B no you're not my previous yes I plan a another plan B yeah oh my god you all right what the [ __ ] are you Chinese that idea what the [ __ ] all right oh yeah no were you always think and boss and stuff well no actually uh so we both wrestle I'd I know you wrestle and when I was wrestling I didn't even have to cut weight to make 130 oh this man I like 125 wha in high school are you were skinny then well how much would what weight class were you now 105 105 I get ready eight couple years and then 105 yeah but we're different sizes Yeah right yeah but you kept the body yeah I didn't break 100 pounds and tells our freshmen in high school whoa poor little guy I was really guy yeah yeah but when did you get sick though and what yeah I mean I do obviously you work out yeah yeah I started working weight training I think when I was like 15 or 16 yeah my friends older brothers they all came out of jail yeah and then new were you for other arm bro whatever it's called yeah yeah so they were you from what do you mean what part did you grow up in I grew up in Monterey Park where you would about where and this 13 is there ms-13 though there's no other Asian gangs over at that time at the time there was a lot of Asian gang now it's all anyone like watching Asian boys watch watching with one good rest yeah yeah I auditioned didn't get it watching watching yeah I wanted to be yeah I wanted to be an assassin but um I didn't get it and then what the other one who was Asian playboy level yeah I send to my real idol real gang real yeah and they said nah question Fleming what was in your gang real all be I had a plastic gun right I was one ah you know just one I don't know any agent right I go bong bong I go Mau Mau because I have a beer hunter yeah what what oh my god Korean at all now huh mojo Camille I'm okay he claiming pleading I know but I thought maybe he was oh come on there we go see fit long yeah [ __ ] yourself yeah Asian boy so then all right so then you you work out and then how let me cuz I wanted to say something to you and I want to give you a compliment may I what years ago when I was you know trying to do net [ __ ] you know mean George was like you got a meet just kidding on news films and I go who are they I don't know I'm not a million with the thing I want to say this is that you guys are number one I love all you guys so likable so gifted just just like a ball funny thank y'all kids and I call you kids and when I did it it really no but then it's like through the years people come up to me and go just kidding news like they seen me on it I got recognized from only that that's awesome you work with those guys huh huh it's actually they're really young kids yeah I only know him from that from that that's crazy crazy right so on I respect you and I really appreciate you guys having me on because it helps to me that's awesome thank you so much you're welcome I don't know if I ever told you this but you're one of my childhood at all I don't know that's I mean come on I mean it feels good but I get it - what tell her what happened earlier today at Larchmont oh [ __ ] yeah he does this thing what did you just let me talk about because you're gonna [ __ ] slam me I'm not gonna sign me can I just tell him what you do which he doesn't ever I would like to hear okay all right well let's start with her perspective okay yeah cuz you're surviving your way crazier no it's much more real but if you wanted the fake version go ahead this is accurate I believe you where so ever he does this thing where if he gets recognized you look over to me or Gilbert or anybody and he'll give a wink that's way under the government yeah and then he'll wing Joe then he'll tell you I'm Korean Elvis huh and you got this ha ha ha ha and then you're supposed to say yes yeah yeah so he did that today so that's what did the lady say lady goes oh my god you're really funny I really love the stuff that you do and you'll thank you he turns to me and he goes I'm Korean Elvis huh and then what's the problem with that nothing well until about three minutes later he sees another person coming up to him and he thinks that he's going to be told the same thing like oh hey Bobby Lee whatever you waste or something he pretty much yeah he basically free wings yeah except the guy was like hey dude Tommy nice to see Tommy really get Tommy from I don't know people sometimes they don't know my name yes Tommy what yeah like Tommy Lee I don't know what the connection is I look nothing like Tommy Lee but um and she did that and hurt my heart yeah so I think that you're my [ __ ] heart just a matter inside my body and then I knew that she was going to do a slam link all right so I look at her I did a reverse link to me and it burns I've been calling him Tommy all day all day and um you know it hurts but you know what not a lot of people I was at the airport coming here we were where we in Tempe and this black guy at the TSA he goes love you man and I hang over and I go ha ha ha it's not me none because now it's you and I go no that's I got mad I don't know that Kim Jong all right and if you look at us back-to-back we don't look anything alike because whatever man but I should just go cool and just move on am I not right yeah do people think that your other celebrities ever I wouldn't call celebrities other youtubers like ohoo so they'll get me and Joe mixed up on my biggest fan Joe I love you so much oh [ __ ] I'm Bart yeah and I also get mixed up with other Wong foo people Wong foo you know we get mixed up with the Fung brothers Oh [ __ ] the Fung brothers another YouTube channel the Fung brothers yeah it was an actual Fung but [ __ ] them [ __ ] a Fung brothers you heard here's the other one whoa whoa whoa [ __ ] you all ha ha ha there's only one [ __ ] rodeo in town just kidding yeah yeah what about delegate oh do you get to him and I never got rule right because he looks dirty that was dirty [ __ ] right there I guess [ __ ] yeah oh I'm sorry my dad you're right Richard Ramirez so when I brought up with tumor Ramirez what's his job sitting back there killing people I know he does that camera oh yeah that's your camera he does your camera nice but I said he looks like Richard Ramirez and then barkos who's that a second shameful kinda I don't study serial killers not studying but let me see something deal yes this is that there's East Coast representing you know the serial killer vibe or whatever and then there's no s : representative Kosovo I would say Aileen Wuornos as of East Coast she's in Florida who is she happiest oh I know but like you know we then it's south east northeast you guys only represent South East yeah the Florida Syria colors are very different from New York serial killers is there a BuzzFeed video analysis no Son of Sam with New York New York yet all day every day New York in the house summer Sam and then we got Richard remember Ramirez he was a night stocker and that was all California correct yeah you don't know serial killers I don't know any of the people you named okay really yes who's the girl I know Aileen Wuornos Aileen Wuornos of the girl from monster the movie monster a Charlize Theron I even watched that movie yo Oscar I just you have to watch that's like you're gonna kill me or something no I'm not gonna kill you we get your body is your age I've been brought here agent primo gotta [ __ ] with you I'm not even Batman I'm gonna do I'm gonna ask you some serial killers and you're gonna say I know them or not okay okay okay I look like they're all gonna be I don't know it what I'm yeah I do you'll get some okay all right go do you know who I'm Ed Gein is no god that sucks you have to describe what they did and what their weapon of choice was Ed Gein was in Wisconsin okay he lived in like a farmhouse or whatnot and he lured a couple of towns girls into his house and he skinned them and they made like lampshades out of their body which was you ever see Silence of the Lambs no positive first oh my god oh wait is that the one with Anthony as in the matter bro it doesn't even pluck them out or bra anything is that the one with Christian Hayden Sunanda Natalie Portman I'd be like yeah who's Christian Hansen [Laughter] whatever pretty Anna Kate whatever anagen okay yeah go ahead you know starboard yeah hey I know that you don't watch movies I do I love movies I just started oh this oughta watch a movie last week because are you a Christian no because are you a question though no I'm not Christian okay so why cause can't watch movie yeah no but you know what's dark [ __ ] oh right they don't watch dogs i watch oh boy that's just pretty dark yet we'll see cuz the Asian though yeah it's Korean pretty dark great movie yeah I love the move you ever see I saw the devil yes I love I love that much yeah you so you watch good stuff but you should go back and watch some classics yeah I should silence little Lance is a classic okay directed by Jonathan Demi okay auntie Hopkins is in it he plays Hannibal Lecter it's a franchise yeah it's a huge franchise the the detective the girl right yeah we're about there yeah I was going to ask him Jodie Foster was in a movie you should watch it anyway the Anthony hack Anthony Hopkins character Hannibal Lecter yeah was based loosely on Ed Gein that was all okay no not he wasn't Buffalo Bill that was how do you know so much about serial killers my fantasies Oh like a disease no I don't have Sirocco fantasies but I just have fantasies about it you're killing what why is Afghan [ __ ] look at me also suppose she's so nervous look at me my love you girls think I like you it's so funny yeah no arm I don't know why I just because I think that murder and killing and stuff is so awful that it it's I find entertainment it's more of voyeurism not in a good way yeah not entertainment so much as like it's so real so nice so departed from your own world it's so extreme yeah but there is a sense of curiosity as to like how people could even psychologically get to a place to commit such crimes yeah what the [ __ ] was going on up there you know yeah do you ever uh like YouTube beheading videos and stuff like that too I used to but oh you did oh yeah that's crazy I was one yellow favorite I have one that's more in my favorites which one who who was the one that committed that beheading it was a it was like an ms-13 kind of no this one's her brood and brutal and there's these two guys that smuggled yeah they stole stuff they were they were in the gang but they were like peons and they did something wrong so they were going to be punished and one of them was chained sawed in half so it's gang-on-gang yeah one and a half the other one was this buddy after he saw his body being chainsawed they took a knife stuck in his American copters head off this is on YouTube no it was on our credit and dot yes I don't know where member when I saw it thought probably read it you know I don't get off on I think it's disturbing but he's really good to go yeah tragedy porn you guys tragedy porn yeah yeah he was that like it basically he gets he finds some sick satisfaction out of seeing really sad things you bust at the same time like you know I do it people are talking call it tragedy for oh yeah yeah I don't jerk a listen everyone the thing I don't like mayhem and Dad I'm not the joke or nothing like that I don't know off the [ __ ] has just a curiosity for sad or like very very gory murderous thing gotcha I'm a voyeuristic it's like you know when rumor the Korean ferry saying the Korean ferry yeah there was a Korean ferry in Korea okay and it was going to an island right and it was it had a bunch of kids on it I think they were high schoolers and the ferry sank and you know the Korean captain of the ship goes stay I went to the accent stay in your cabin do not leave and the captain left about jobs he jump ship and all the kids died and all the kids died and they didn't leave their cabins because they listen to their authority and that's [ __ ] now yeah so like I don't like 30 kids wow I can't yeah a lot of kids and then CNN had this thing where they were bringing bodies into the shore and they had this white tent and around the white tent are about a hundred police officers and stuff right and they're like you know but the heads down yeah and parents would come in and identify the bodies and then you can hear father's crying yeah and you can't see it you all you see is the cops crying to and I watched it and I cried and I don't know why but I like watching stuff because I like to cry but I mean he would not stop googling pictures of this particular incident for four months straight every day he was fine picture the parents crying and it's not even from a a mocking place it just he has this like sick curiosity curiosity for that type of sadness yeah but I want to I want to entity hearted yet no it's out of like I feel bad for them and makes me sad for them I think maybe you've never experienced like real tragedy really so being molested by a guy with Down syndrome is a project I mean it is I mean like who have you had any significant I did you know David told me yeah I David Cote yeah I was brutally molested the we're by Lehman yeah brutally i Down syndrome fingers in my butthole how old are you 8 9 10 you know I mean no track but that's not tragic apparently it's not tragic and not for me apparently alright I was uh you know just beating up on my dad and stuff it's fine go ahead No so what I thought from the way I understand it is that when we talk about it you've never had any thank God any massive or tragic deaths in your family to where it's it's gotten ahold of you and kept you in a dark place so I think for me like watching my dad died I never want to revisit other people dying or put myself in a position where I had to feel that all over again so I think that maybe you just haven't had a significant death in your life so maybe you're curious about you're curious about watching people grieve have you ever had no grieved have you ever green how good um when Lauren Dombrowski died I grieved who was a Lowen Dombrowski was a producer on that TV and when I relapsed on drugs she got me sober and she when MADtv let me go they were gonna pick up my contract again she convinced them to pick it back up because I was sober so she she helped me on so many different levels but and her husband sponsored me she did things for me that know a normal person would never do to a great lady very funny and she anyway she got me the show because my manager a be managed Laurens right so when she passed my brother my brother and I could Lorne love Steve we grade hard and then when Scott Redmon died was another a guy I grieved hard and people I have grieved but I also want to feel when somebody dies sympathy empathy like a you I feel an empathetic yeah and I see I find it to be it makes me angry to like you know it's like when people look up Sandy Hook yeah yeah okay you can call you know that one you know that guys I get on people watch the music they like they like the news because they get to kind of live outside of their own world and the kind of experience yeah in many ways yes when did he look like the really extreme [ __ ] yeah I guess yeah it does that make me a bad person I mean just like I try to write he loved it all right it is cathartic though yeah I I watch the reason why I watch America's Got Talent I'm going to ask you and British economy no no no when they're really good and I see parents crying here it isn't stuff I'm here I cry too you know the one of the movies that made me cry was do you guys watch Kung Fu Panda yes seen it because this one I forgot a first one or two I don't know what Monster is I know it super fan hey man who leeches on my bridge a real movie yeah and there's not one part where the stork who the dad he tells the Panda that he's actually not his father it's so yeah and I started crying oh yeah see that's weirder what that other earring that's weirder than what I do because you're crying over [ __ ] know that why would that's why okay so he go the Panda was was brought up in this noodle stand and he loved his dad and he was responsible Phil does destiny had this burning desire to be something more than just a noodle maker and when he comes back and comes with that it doesn't want to be a noodle maker yeah I don't know like his origins how you found him in the forest yeah yeah Hartman and how old were you what you cried by like 24 something's wrong I just think I've ever heard love it you know what I you know I appreciate you what do you what is that we're going to take a second to our sponsor deposit all right but honestly like I have slept like a [ __ ] baby it's like a hotel almost like a five-star hotel room our sheets mm-hmm where'd you get them igloo what do you got a target for those I went on Brooklyn and calm and I ordered us a whole set oh it's great a sheet a fitted sheet a little one of those blankets hmm and then a duvet what is expensive no it's affordable and it comes in a really cool box Oh weeping like baby like a little babies huh little babies we've also done other things on it yeah whoa how did it feel while you guys pop up very good I didn't get any real good for assault but now I got to sleep for three hours after that so we're great yeah it's like sleeping on a cloud really Triana said if you 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no it's actually not probably there's definitely spoilers there are spoilers but you should keep up to date with it because it's one of those things where it's a cultural show that everyone knows about so by this time if you haven't seen Sunday's episode turn it off watch the [ __ ] thing he didn't do that episode - all right so how are you guys feeling about it I'm pretty excited I want to see John snow meet the news you know that's what I'm waiting for yeah actually a half brothers and sisters right no they're Daenerys is his aunt yeah Marian is Daenerys his brothers with Rhaegar and Rhaegar was yeah so it's the aunt so that's her nephew right George so we're brothers are those brother because look Jon Snow's parents are who Lyanna stark and rhaegar targaryen aruna Rhaegar is a brother of Daenerys right yeah so it's aunt and nephew know how I said why don't you google it George and start [ __ ] questioning [ __ ] I'm not going to share the same father no they don't have the same father oh [ __ ] Kung Fu Panda - yeah but by watching last episode I realized who my favorite character is and that you're on know yeah yeah I think he's the realest and I feel like I identify with him and it's Aryan no why no it wasn't you're on your own with the first one I chose I know no keep guessing I chose a ruthless killer he said no so let's do that grey worm Theon Greyjoy ah you are T on your egregious because on our brutally Naaman our three jaw off the ship yeah we jump off the ship if you're on holding kalila you're not jumping off the ship no because I could if I do I'll tell you why I wouldn't with her okay why I went with her flee because if if I jump up the ship and he doesn't kill her did I know that she's gonna get me oh right so she doesn't hillier so Aria start and if I saw her body like from the ship Franklin post one right but if somehow he got nah right and I'm swimming to shore she'll find me eventually just yeah yeah I'll be like baking with that fat guy in my pod hot side I got a job there yeah and I see her come in with like [ __ ] her sword I'd be like oh my god there she is so you're Theon Greyjoy that's who you mostly or you closely identify all the way he was brutally you know he's got a dick cut off guys dick cut off so that's me with the down syndrome being molested I think what green worm has a dick cut off too and he's perfectly either warrior yes yes I'm not okay like I'm not a warrior are you I'd be real I mean come on how about you Gilbert I was gonna say grey worm they tell you why he won't be green word o me o other thing absolutely great who are they kind of look like they were well yeah but big size ya know the real reason just like him I was ashamed in my body for so long Oh big areolas like pepperoni on a phony nipple dance with what to having no dude don't want me to see my pepper can I see your pepperoni just for fun for process okay let me stand up for a second they're bigger than why are you no sobbing never [ __ ] seen those before in my life what am i what am I put them away put them away can I just ask you a question I'm grey worm maybe shave the hair no well I got no it makes it look weirder but I think it looks like a mammoths kit I'll set it I got it all right sir how do you know it Amanda because I've seen [ __ ] prehistoric folks about it and they all know the city of yep you have up yeah you have AB mammoths breasts yeah shave that [ __ ] okay it's gross the thing is when I shave it grows back so fast to it you know I should watch it I shouldn't you axe it yeah because Harry's razors they're not a sponsor oh can I see it one more time please stand up let me see it one more time why do you just leave it oh yeah come together let me look at what oh my god you nobody else has on it what it's like nine other mini nipples on the new Pettis TV wonder nipple yeah Braille yeah yeah yeah into so many it's like the Dead Sea Scrolls yeah Ralph yeah it's not that it's wide or silver pant silver dollar pancake II it's it's poufy oh it's bad boy puppy enough yeah yeah do you have no because you're a skinny before no I'm like the tiniest nipple to have actually like the Antonine to your nipple no idea let me see let me see oh yeah the tiniest nipples oh oh my god you're done three years at Walker all right except a little japanese schoolgirl titties your elbows are those are soaked like hit Japanese candy look I like I'm hungry you what yeah yours oh my god that my toes are the antithesis of hair yeah here's in the middle you're in the middle I don't know what mine now they're pretty small oh my god is high you might be Japanese candy to heaven you know what it is yeah you know what it is no I'll tell you what it is it's called evolution hear me out Mart and I are more evolved than you okay because we as men don't need our nipples right so through evolution we're gonna eventually our siblings might not even have the guys might not even have nipples because we just fogger along they're vestigial yeah you're prehistoric this whole conversation is our worst nightmare thank you high school yeah yeah yeah especially with this like why rebel is getting hard for be riot I know which gets notice he had no hair no northern nor do i yeah less hair more evolution you know what maybe you have gynecomastia do you ever have leakage no after Isis oh my god dad for you know for all right man no it's too late for you i majora then okay hold on who do you identify with on a game of thrones oh man I felt like I identified with Ned Stark in the beginning he wrote I yeah right yeah I don't know oh it is and then uh I don't know how about season six and seven only season six and seven I like Tyrion you like Siri why why because I feel like he's uh he he's not manipulative but he knows how to play the cards in order to have the most favorable result Katie right and I think has a doper snotty Martin calculated yeah and you he is like a survivor because yeah being his size too he's able to like he's just one of those guys that people just gravitate toward him yeah I think this has happened for witty - yeah he's very smart that's what happens when you've always been an underdog you just become the strongest at the end right would you think I'm more like the you think Theon Greyjoy's young gradua is very accurate oh ha ha he has moments of Valor where you're like yesterday seen in the boat where you see wow we have Creon back fighting like a warrior yeah yeah and all of a sudden like at when when he's most needed he just jumps off the ship that's Bobby pretty lows needed me when he'd win a community's most needed he's playing bejeweled in the corner or not making eye contact I did text him I was outside and he responds yeah I was playing Fallout but anyway I used to have a joke about the Titanic the movie yeah and at the end of the movie like I was only re-elections oh my god you haven't seen Titanic even you seen it I haven't really so all all movies pre like maybe like 2002 and before I never really watched yeah it's just a tape of TV my best friend is exactly the same way everything is circa 98 for her so she only started listening to music that's why boys to men's a big thing for her because that's when she was allowed to start listening to music and and watch TV 98 and over if anything before that she doesn't know anything about my TV was tape yeah overwatch since 2000 so what's the earliest memory of a movie the bloodsport all I do I know that but that was a movie that would come on when the TV was untaped so I'd watch that over and over and over and over again oh wow taped TV say something no I'm gonna do it anyways cuz I'm the captain of this ship okay stuff not withstand I graduated from high school in 1990 el Wray yeah but I still own the White Album that wasn't during my time either what's the White Album Oh what is that Sam bad guy stand back stand back all right there was a band called The Beatles oh okay okay yeah well have you heard of the Beatles yes thank God because you were going to die just just recently I watched across the universe that's all look at me oh well there you go you know what you're a lot see if that's what I'm saying okay is that select the Beatles you just discovered them but that's from this late 60s or early 70s right and you're able to go back so what I'm saying to you is is that some of these movies like taxi driver or Apocalypse Now or whatever a movie that was like culturally relevant in that time period you can get on iTunes and watch it I really recommend you do that yeah I will we will yeah Titanic sign yes Titanic on Titanic we're on Celine Dion Celine Dion how dare you what was the biggest yeah that's true carrot rock so I write this character yeah I already told you that my own Jon story oh yeah and I said that on the defenitely mountain Jon story or no no no I got thrown out of an Elton John concert there why oh yeah because I yelled out dance [ __ ] yes high out of his mind really yeah it was not sober I don't remember saying it but somebody says that's a dance [ __ ] and then they pulled me off by my hair oh [ __ ] that's crazy well because I spent $400 on a ticket a just happy on the piano and I also by day by night also by the way I would never yell that now yeah and I was when I was on drugs I was like 18 years ago and I would never do that I don't believe in that I don't believe in the F word I can't believe I even just said it because I love the LGBT community I love do whatever you want to do I've septic to a yes yes own throw that out there you know man I just want to get in trouble you know because a story from before yeah I understand that but I get paranoid I want to talk about OJ but we will in a second so oh thank you yeah because I wanted we done with Game of Thrones on your hole and let's let's get the street your Tyrion Lannister yeah you're Theon driver but secretly I would like to be Jon Snow I think everybody Emily I know you're not I don't think I am he knows with the white Optimus yeah probably yeah yeah yeah I know who I am I feel like a young me with Arya combative very sort of a rebel and very lost but oh you're more like the fire witch oh no I was on drew that's what you are so she's an old lady wrapped up in clothes yeah you know me but like we've had there is like dead babies come out when I ghost oh yeah the first one that came with Stannis yeah yeah we kind of did that too oh you're right maybe like a lady from Dorne the lady from Dorne oh the man yucky yes yeah cuz you're veena you the mother of this hand ball yeah the sand snakes no mMmmm Martell yeah she's not that wicked I'm yes you're just overly sexual shall we just wants her [ __ ] eight I think I offer more than a dress maybe not oh you got a baby coming too yeah once you I like the segue from the [ __ ] that's a blue lava she went to see oh come on this month uh yeah gos due September 2nd yeah but they're saying like the baby can come like a week before a week after you can happen right now you know the sex of the baby yeah it's a boy Wow yeah isn't gonna have a really buff boy yeah and it's a good genetics to I know more were you yeah amazing I hope so no will be she's really tall too right yeah she's 511 wow yeah what would you do if the baby comes out what and it doesn't look it looked half black if the baby can't get my half black yeah I'd probably damn I don't know I know he was like no I never you know mean but then it turns out it's like denzel's baby oh I'm dad of a story oh really Sophie oh so stop so I would have to gather all the facts then yes be Asian about it and gather the facts alright so if you found out and then and then geo six o'clock Denzel Washington yeah what would you do man uh I probably see how I can benefit from that situation because Harry Lannister that I am yeah and I'd see what the best thing to do is I guess yeah I'd be crying at the comfort padding on it okay the whole time I've been supportive but you're raising Denzel son that's not a bad thing that we do i conic course you raise the carnet your own probably would you trust you again uh why not yeah but you still let you wouldn't break up I don't think so look I don't you do I know you do ask me at the same situation okay let's say Kayla Kayla yeah Lyla [ __ ] who's who's more contemporary some party really some party party say commodity bug somebody and you have a baby that comes out and looks nothing like Bobby what do you do why go why isn't the bait why does the baby have beautiful lips and you'd be like what would you say hey you know I did what I had to do so who's had the baby then who's the father Bain Tommy you [ __ ] home harder yeah then I would call England Yahweh lives yeah call English Machpelah yeah I would call my agent and go get me Tom Hardy's number or is rap right and then I will somehow look like you just get you his number for me yeah I don't know K I don't know your relationship with her are you still talking to Tom RT this whole time you don't know all right so I'm gonna ask you do you have Tom Hardy's information yes they do you have an email yes I do I have this phone number I have dick pics everything ok so I say what I go what's up I'll do an email yeah what's up Tom Tom look love Dunkirk no really yeah really good and Dunkirk I would have to like a flat him up a little bit yeah Rama Bronson you killed it yeah yeah right and then I will go um I know you [ __ ] my girlfriend and I don't want money I just probably a little child support would be cool but I will raise the kid by the way Kyle is dead yes you died five minutes okay five minutes ago no I wouldn't kill her I know we're gonna raise the baby together if that's cool um we need child support and also I will not blast it out into you know I won't call TMZ other thing you're gonna Christian I'll do it you're gonna get me in a couple of movies Oh leverage what's more important to you getting into movies or the money that you make for movies just getting into them because I identify dancing I'm fine I mean you still have to pay me for the movie but not I wouldn't get I don't care what you hear about the parts that you get in movies well if I need lines yeah okay and I can't be ching chong yeah but other than that we just want to be a part of any movie nobody's movies I want to be a part of like yeah like she wants to be Duncan the only Asian kinda period Pierre's Harry Styles drowning it together imagine if he had to put you in the movie or else you would rat him out yeah public yeah well you know I know exactly how would they would do it have to put me in Dunkirk yeah where would they do I did was make me a pilot and put the mask on me ah probably add an aviators all right lol ow and I would like it was in my life and Alex about you know in shooting yeah but I think that's what he would do you watch done good no but I do want to my I wanna watch time yeah we can yeah yeah good Elvis wake I want to do so the baby comes on the month and how is the other on your team dealing with it everyone on everyone happy yeah anyone's really happy cuz yeah this is a first I guess JK baby it is the procedure did you guys wanted uh kind of Amida not plan it so so it wasn't like a this is a date and this is Eden we were looking to have a baby in 2018 2019 oh really yeah but you were coming inside her yes okay you're coming inside her and obviously you know what happens after that yes I do I figure that I happened yeah and um this is Joe still got a girlfriend young yeah I like that one too just Joe yeah Joe's with Jess I don't give a [ __ ] about Jasper oh you like Joe oh I thought you meant you like Jack no because Joe looks like a like he would be a family member you know the older that he's getting he's more and more like you so when we first met you there's this one a clip of you on your I G we didn't karate next to a pool yeah I think in the Philippines or something yeah yeah and then I showed Joe that and he was laughing like crazy yeah and then now he's doing the exact same thing when we go to Hawaii he's doing karate by the pool but he's doing it seriously right that little one you know why cuz he looks a little [ __ ] why is that one little eyes that go in like this and I kind of I like that look I guess maybe and I look at him go Connie he's or something wrong this is something wrong with him but he's also cute and very funny yeah how's the guy one of the skinny Mexican one what's her name the girl uh Tess yeah how she come undone just doing good she's with that other guy that's on your thing till I when I try to kiss the first time oh yeah yeah yeah you guys moved huh yeah they're KC and TIFF are in Paris right now they're getting married we're not mean you're supposed to be there but the baby's due so we can't really go on the plane it's unbelievable this is just I want to say this to you yeah to do what you've done with what you're doing is so difficult to me I don't even know how to even begin to do what you've done you've taken your friends and yourself yeah you you approached the YouTube world or whatever online world and you created a mini little Empire yeah yeah yeah and for me that's so difficult to do because now you're competing with everyone yeah in show business you know you're competing with 20 guys that are Asian actors that are comedic that have representation but with him and his crew they're able to now to like a little business it's a business yeah they moved into these new offices right in Little Tokyo correct it's an art history kind of close yeah close a little too yeah and you guys are buying houses and [ __ ] right God me and Joe bought house yeah yeah and that's um and that's all off of your shell correct yeah merchandise and whatnot yeah and I want to talk about your merchandise because I'm wearing your short shirt not sure church and this shirt is called on Marvel burgade I believe let me read it barbell Brigade high quality and I'm gonna say this I like the way it's thin yeah I like the way it fits my body and I like the simplicity of it you know I don't like all this [ __ ] right Ramirez just watching you all the time if he pulls out a knife or anything like that somebody just goes somebody say something I'm kidding I like you know I like you I just make a joke alright I Love You Man yeah and thanks for being a part of the family I really appreciate your help anyway he's going to kill me yeah but this is great so um Wow how can people find the shirt they can go to barber brigade calm tomorrow Bellbrook it and check it out it's good is that how you make money from that and that's not like our main moneymaker I'm in month our main money makers JK so you get it through youtube yes the Adsense the Adsense yeah right so and because you guys are getting millions of hits and whatnot yeah you get unbelievable that's crazy you like that system when all you did the ripping you off um it's it's kind of tough I think it's cool so like we had this meeting at a pop TV and it was cool the way one of the exact kind of worded it he was saying that YouTube is a democratic space versus in traditional Hollywood it's more of a like dick toriel so there's a couple of people that hold the keys to all pretty much all the opportunities yeah but the quality is way higher like the standard of quality is way higher we're in Hollywood in Hollywood yeah because you have case makers there yeah versus on YouTube it's Democratic space so people the the fans are voting what type of content you want to see yeah and most of those fans are between 9 and 13 so the quality of content is just keeps dropping and dropping and dropping drop or do you have to sometimes do things you don't want to do I think that happens a lot actually I mean it's not like completely you don't want to do it but you have to adjust and you can't be blind to who your main demographic right yeah so do you think that you've been because I know that you guys can swear and all kinds of stuff on it cuz I've done it before yeah I really liked it but my point is is that do you have to edit yourself no we don't really edit ourselves I also think that's why we don't have like millions and millions of subscribers like the type of growth that the more I guess my teeny bopper type and the more PC stuff they grow really really fast our edits aren't that fast things are slower paced and we say what we want and because of that our growth is a little slower but our fans are more real but knowing that you also can sleep at night yeah yeah yeah you are being real I mean yeah if you're coming out even yeah if I had to do this podcast based on a thirteen year old demographic gosh I'm done yeah we get to followers yeah yeah and I think that's something that we talked about in the very beginning yeah you know how how low can we go and we've gone pretty low yeah but I'm gonna edit like oh like I'm Brooklyn Brooklyn thank God for a change due to tie qualify quality thanks Marv for my yeah and thanks for reminding us and if you're gonna sleep like sleeping I love everybody that's the road take out this Brooklyn is it really it really as we use it on things oh yeah yeah very fresh and good soft great material but yeah that's something that we talk and we talk about I mean we know we I don't want to do listen I tried to I tried the YouTube game yeah and nothing I did because that's how I met George at maker they brought me in I created a channel and people were just not watching my [ __ ] I would get I did created Toki Fang no one like them I created that talk show talking Hawking yeah no one really watched them and I just went oh I tonight was I'm gonna have to focus on the mainstream [ __ ] because or Hollywood because this isn't working for me and that's the space that you know Hollywood it's not the suppose I know it's a space that will have me and here's why here's why it makes I can live with myself because I'm not going to name names but there are certain guys I've worked with okay and you look at their stuff when you go I don't understand okay it's not good it's not as was it no no no I don't want to name what it is though I can tell you when the things turn off okay all right so when your guy turns it off certain guys you look at you go I just can't I can't do it yeah and at least with Hollywood you have to jump through so many [ __ ] hoops yeah that when you get when you get like when a network president or a studio president okay's you with all the executives the producers and everyone you've jumped 50 [ __ ] hoops yeah I mean hurdles yeah and you go okay I've been vetted by the you know the best of the best power the kealakehe holders yep so it makes you feel like okay there's something about me right but then it also hurts when no one subscribes your channel yeah see if you if you're like it you know I don't know I mean I might like it if you know if I had 20 million subscribers yeah then I can do what exactly what I want to do yeah that wasn't the path for me yeah yeah what oh geez I don't like that too geo like there are things that annoy her but you do it all the time oh yeah I always outside an order like what do you do like fart honker ah no so like you fart in front of her though yeah all the time but she gets mad because my farts really like they stink really bad I don't beat it every day in example you want to have a fart battle yeah my [ __ ] I'm a happy part now I don't know how we would ever tell you for sure I don't but you know what we could do what we could light them on fire to see what happens who gets like the largest but doesn't that you're in the smell yeah well gone okay but there's different tests well there's that with that potency gas potency cocaine right so that night one thing gas potency gasps potency the other one is just smell it on that and how do we do that do we have a third party smell oh yeah yeah we you need judges okay and the third thing is also arms consistency concession has like [ __ ] in it yeah he has debris yeah so instead of like making the fire bigger he puts out the fire oh yeah I put it out like my EE D okay but there's like shrapnel that comes out right like [ __ ] trap now so it's like it's like vaporized shark yeah yeah yeah so you'd have to beat me on content to you know means you know um I think you win then why because you're just all spray uh yours is also a gap from what people describe to me is that it is thick and it's humid oh and it doesn't it lingers southern okay that's another layer is it Lincoln or link that should be another thing link on your finger it's a lingering thick cloud yeah and even if I fart outdoors the wind doesn't blow it away whoa dirty yes it's sturdy the rain cloud but I've never had vaporized sharp Georgia so there was never you see you're telling me is when you farted nothing came out except for gas yes pretty clean yeah pretty good a thick heavy gas thick heavy gum yeah yeah that smells the potency is good you know so yours you fart actual material yeah yeah what do you eat um don't I give you so mellow bread you know you know we record our clearance I Mada yeah I mean I I'll kind of thing but I'm not healthy see the right but is it because you're eat well huh no so I actually fought the most my eat clean like on a meeting like rice broccoli chicken that's what's the most if I eat McDonald's I have no farts wow so that's why but can you for Kate how do we have a contest that I would not be something LP yeah I think that you guys should probably spend the day eating the same thing and that's you have to be equal and measure right but what if our triggers are different oh that's true but what he doesn't even know his his trigger that's the thing I don't know what oh no I do know his triggers you're lactose intolerant milk milk oh yeah yeah that's very good baby yeah very good vitamin D of whole milk right and I'll go to get some doughnuts yeah and then we'll you can use them a bowl of broccoli oh yeah right and then you will I'm going to actually do that one day you guys should totally do this yeah look at see if it even works and what we do we nominate as a judge you know and get my cell phone kalila and your girl and your wife okay because they're two girls that are you know and the only on the internet right so people know who they are and then also I mean geo is a little bit more famous so a lot yeah she's gonna she's she's on her own you got her baby listen I'm gonna promote my girlfriend right yeah don't [ __ ] a sleep on her yes all right voices right here legit man I would not be doing it if it wasn't so I know you're going home any followers I was at everyone else I know if I can see in your little [ __ ] you guys felt that I felt it so I'm just going to legit okay okay sure geo is legit okay Michael I'll agree to it okay I like yo she's very talented is not person but don't sleep on my girl I'm not a better host than you are I don't know why I did you I described to my size because um we will have a fart competition anyway so so you guys are but you guys want to go into the mainstream oh yeah so we're working on a film right now and we we have a shop in agreement with like a production company so that's what we're trying to do because I think our tastes actually don't fit YouTube that well either so we have a lot of ideas and we should do sketches like the one that you're in and we decided that that's probably not that that YouTube probably isn't the best space for some of our best ideas and we're trying to like gather all them have you written the script yet no now you're sewing on the story in the tree I have to be the bad guy in it don't roll your eyes to say yes and then not do it no cause I'll think I'll see oh okay that's the Hollywood way yeah yeah yeah I'm not going to even you out for B I'm gonna do it stay on your [ __ ] box the Hollywood Way Hollywood but just make me the bad guy real fun uh know if you may be the bag that you know what would happen what you'd write it and then all of a sudden like Ken Jong is the bad guy oh my god that would break your heart do a lot of your roles no he's more talented go Coco Coco ah helter than I am though with all the movies he gets us up but don't sleep on me is are you remember we put any of us man yes well you sleep on me sleep on here Tom Hardy you can sleep with me yeah yeah you're nibbling I swear to [ __ ] god I've been thinking about your nibbles then she goes uh I I sort of God and um I don't ever want to see him again I will not show you please if we have a pool party just [ __ ] goddess I did when I was a third grade though is where the big oversized like FUBU shirts oh did you started to care about yeah yeah Oh Gil your nipples are fine that's why I lost the weight so I had to go through this bar also you gotta get a good director that's what cases for who's Casey what am i new with kids the one that you're trying to kiss the whole time oh I like her I like it nice wrecking it oh he's wrecked yeah yeah okay I love we have a really good relationship with them that's I love casing good working relationship yeah but um her so you're gonna do a movie right it yeah it get right it good but and then yeah and it's give me a point into the phone I just want to you want to thought this don't make me audition are you really going to be in it if we get wrote Rocha apart I did um already idea what that movie ideas the Jones I did late in America which is YouTube movie ok I did um oh that other one the general scans won't ask you yeah but the Anna Maria yeah but I out obviously all doing ok cool awesome that's all so what else you I wanted to talk about OJ that's right Oh J he's a free man nobody has any thoughts on this well what did you get locked up for it was for robberies when does robbery no it's okay so uh yeah but you know what he initially was in trouble for right yeah what for making really bad orange juice the documentary haha he murdered his wife you believe he did it I don't know I have no idea I don't watch the documentary have an opinion how did I have an opinion I know my goal based on the information that you know the glove get OJ Simpson okay kill his wife and one Goldman he does look like a shady [ __ ] so maybe you did boom yeah ask me if you did do I look bad job okay okay yeah absolutely what's wrong from what what documentary you guys watch not that literally made in America tragic it I don't anger agent is so I'm gonna happen here in the war gradual first things I want to myself like a [ __ ] monkey you know whatever you what I mean you know he okay you know what he did right I kill his life oh no no you don't think he do you think maybe you did right I mean I don't know I don't know yeah what could you can you do this watch the documentary okay and what's another documentary oaj made in America otay made in America long okay in a series or is it a series of people or say Scott I didn't know both by all former like an hour and a half long so long but it's worth it yeah but so then he obviously get a quote he gets acquitted for that right and the reason why I think and we all kind of believe is because of the Rodney King those cops gone off just a racial climate during that time gotcha really sort of allowed for that acquittal because we had I mean just Los Angeles had done so much bad [ __ ] to black that a black community at that time Rodney King and a bunch more like Daryl gates was like the police chief at that time is a [ __ ] so you know they got one of their own back I guess in a sense even though okay was a model Tom he was basically Tom yeah and then what happened was he try to get some of his what is it mayor milk memorabilia yeah it was a that's the whole robbery he try to rob back some of his memorabilia with a bunch of guys yeah yeah and then when he was on trial for that because of the OJ they gave him the most the sentence was the most extreme yeah that he could get but now he's out and he did working in a brothel or something no I got offered to be like on the dam or like I was in a brothel yes did he also write a book like if I did it as I was yours yeah you get yeah you're right yeah you did Wow so you do kind of know something here and there oh no you good you good I have an opinion on this what if you know Ho Chi says he's not going to do the whole media circuit he's going to lay low or find a job do whatever yeah I honestly think that this is the perfect platform for him I think that Tiger bellies a perfect space for him to do J I truly believe it I don't think a lot of people are right for this podcast yeah but he's just one of those and we have to change our point of view just to lure them in what he did it I mean what do you know who brought you a bunch of Mexicans killed Anna Nicole frame for that it's Anna Nicole whoever she ended up ultimate canonical Smith and um and he didn't Rob any more any is one of the biggies a Heisman Trophy winner he's a back is he still a baller Jim money or no I know he's all yeah because what he was doing in Florida so after he got acquitted for the murderer he was in Florida doing like prank shows and YouTube [ __ ] video yeah Frank that's why I think that he would do Tiger belly I really want him to so if he did this right it's what would be his incentive what would we allow him to do that he couldn't do on other media I think really speak his mind and he's not to worry about my god and our audience is really really forgiving or at least a baby baby they would they live in the underworld we're not having another hurricane OJ Simpson in the [ __ ] house because they know I live but you love serial killers I'd like to view them from afar I don't know man so for Jay calls you right now you would say no Bobby I really want to do your pod can you do try to do an oj impression yeah bow-bow be probably alright okay I can do podcast look at that oh yeah I don't know you like a deep kind of like a real more of a thing ring ring yep Oh ring ring I have an old time you follow - ring ring oh and I pick it up have an old timey phone right yeah hello I have an Ingram English hello is this Bobby yeah who is this is this Bobby Lee I just asked who this is and yes it is I'll ask the questions hello okay sorry what's up Oh J so on the phone well your OJ Simpson I'm Andres holy [ __ ] I won't let you know man that no all one let you know yeah I'm coming to your house oh [ __ ] for what to do the podcast ah you know I've heard of just kidding so I should go over there yeah be there yes there is that the co-commander guy yeah yeah yeah hope that little bit about fairness that's it would you have LJ at your place and then I got you down yeah we would do it there too to fit in his place yeah because I have a nexus ility right but it wouldn't be as I wouldn't be talking about him we get millions of views on the JK channels it doesn't matter we would do a joint thing tiger belly they can use like a perspective Oh Jay seriously now we got something yeah Oh Jay when you get out you know Asians we're not you know we're understanding people were neutral we're neutral we're not in right like we're not during the riot Warren we weren't in the riots all Angry mm-hmm and you know what that Korean lady shot that young black girl in that liquor store I [ __ ] hate that Korean lady okay but anyway og if you're listening we made may or not be neutral but if you want to know if you want as you want an audience platform a platform to speak your mind would be open to hear what you have to say we can talk about your favorite serial killers yeah and all that stuff no I loaned that be great what are we doing in time or an over an hour we are all ready yeah she's always surprised I love that no because it's like yeah it's um I would usually sometimes that's like 30 minutes on my time I him I was just like that was good yeah yeah yeah that was really good but is there anything you want to plug or anything not really being has way more than I know but did you have fun here I had a lot of fun you don't be real did you have fun I had a lot of fun I was so excited when I got your text I was telling it on my 8 mats his name's Nadine but that's for sure yeah I like naps now that here you big bodily Santino's yeah and then really all you want to go check up on me is that that your vlog yeah just oh sure where I live yeah yeah we won't okay on the address because you know what happened last night no I met Andy day I was Andy Dick at the Comedy Store we're upstairs right his assistant was like on what do you call like Facebook live or something yeah and was taping me I didn't know oh and then Andy goes what's your number again so then I gave him my number verbally on the rifle glide on the Facebook live and then last night I didn't tell you I get a call I pick it up because at late night a restricted cause I think it's a manager or my agent or my mom right yeah so I pick it up with those gazes Bobby we oh I go yeah is that I just got your number from Facebook live did you do that Elvis we know don't call me again I hung up and I changed my number probably I mean if it starts to get and become a new vendor yeah me I care about you I know but no one cut enough to call me what is this [ __ ] with my mada this is bright Filipino pastry just eat it I used to being real yes oh good have I tasted one color one of course have I tasted one oh just have bacon it's very good right yeah what's this one I don't know what that one is I think that's French yeah I like to let you know I like friendship oh I love friendship you sure you two want to like a shout out to like some of your restaurant the businesses oh definitely okay uh so we have a talk show called just getting news we got a game challenge so called Jessica Tea Party we have a gym called barbell Brigade in downtown it's also apparel company so it's like gym to oxygen 24/7 can you train Bobby if you want to generate funds long please all of you crazy all right yeah commit to the challenge you can't just be like oh one day and then not you have jobs or like how much is going to constantly what I mean free right yeah the woman that that's a good incentive that's a good incentive or you give more money once you complete I give the money back to you have to finish it Oh meet like compounding me how are listing no but I want to be real I want to do an hour for real I think it's more all right right but you you go to understand that I don't move right but you're also wrestled before okay I'm 46 okay I don't move okay also tell them about my knees oh they're [ __ ] my knees are all [ __ ] up I have to get my little [ __ ] I had to get an MRI on him washing both of them yeah they're both ruined what do I do I think he just tore a few ligaments in there I think it's a boy review why am I going on second take man no kidding yeah I don't know what and I said nope no here's why because I was on the wrestling team but that's in high school but when I was on that TV right I did I did this thing called tank a character where I had to do a lot of stunts yeah I did blind kung fu master where I had to run through walls and do all kind of stuff and at that time I just put my body through all kinds of harm really you know and they're just jacked so I can still work through the pain of them yeah I still want to do I really do want to do us we'll set that up yeah we'll do a vlog and we'll I'm going to be awesome yeah be awesome and what days can I do it any day you want to let me know I think um what days are good mondays are good I have nothing to do ever any time on a Monday make sure your own one day know once a week Monday what how are we going to see progress if you just work out one oh yeah Monday to wake up the Monday I heard you wake up at 5:00 p.m. okay what time why what time's your gym close it close that 12 that I'm gonna be home at that time I train in the morning like 7 a.m. oh this [ __ ] nerd right here maybe the way is 7 a.m. hat what a [ __ ] nerd or I'll get up one morning at like 10 in my house so I try to a my house - oh yeah what that's better 7 p.m. like like 7:00 p.m. at your house yeah yes go 7 - eh I'll sort it out yeah Amen do what I do what well what yeah I don't know you're like we live yeah I take I still I think I stole a happy hour waiting left yeah he used to her oh yeah yeah for what just he was ripped at one point Oh yep pictures so what's the point of this steroids if you're gonna take pictures I know I did in the when I wasn't Thailand uh steroids for one for animal practice comedy sick is for a role that didn't require him to be I know if I was like on TV again I gotta get I gotta get buff I don't know why what what's in my mind alright we do a thing called um unhelpful advice and it's a a question now you don't have to you can answer whatever you want to answer okay but um this is what it is go ahead okay on help advice with Bobby kalila embark Juan dear slept King aka captain Bobby and etc people in the room my name is Michael Jordan fondo however I'm white five eight not to be confused with Michael Jordan 32 year old from Wisconsin you guys graciously invite me to live show but I couldn't make it anyways my question is I've been with my beautiful girlfriend for seven years and I am ready to pop the question any advice on any unique ways to pop the question or unique rings together I was thinking somewhere between a Ring Pop and a one carat much love dang I got one hmm where would you put the ring bake it oh yeah yeah but wait what no this is good it's good like banana bread or something yeah you you know may hold no you can't melt cold you can't and dyed diamond yeah so you take them you bet you make a muffin that she likes right right and go I mean I'm trying to this cookbook I'm trying to do this thing it takes to eat this right make it small yeah and then she takes a bite and you can't see the ring I got my tooth I think I think they're asking for unique ideas yeah unique that's like the [ __ ] Moses oh my god won't be in any movie what bothers about the hand you of the weight of judgment what that's been a movie yeah you can't bake anything meatball this isn't it sweetie that's the best you could come up with banana bread all right how about this I'm about to give you a banana [ __ ] yeah um how about this okay what ideas have just entered your mind you ever in your entire life that you've been with women you thought hey this is how I would propose what I always been your go-to thought oh I got one then okay I got I got a good one I call off sukira okay right and then um I say stick a diamond ring in your [ __ ] but then do a porn right yeah we'll go to Simi Valley we'll do a poor Amy Valley and I'll go I'll go Hey kalila officer did this [ __ ] weird porn you want to see it so that all right we put it on and they she shoots the [ __ ] [ __ ] we should be wait on video on video yeah she's [ __ ] awesome it way and she shoots the [ __ ] ring out of her vagina like that right and she turns to the camera goes will you marry me from Bobby hey did you have the rig right there in person right then I have it right here what's right I feel wet and still wet well because it's what I'll take it ya know would you okay that's is that good that's good that's crazy like how do you produce I don't even propose so I don't even I can't even help did you guys just decide yeah let's get married yeah okay that sounds you Monday I've been well I would read it that way because of course I've never I wonder I don't want to want to propose as a matter of fact I don't even like the symbol of a ring because they might've kind of means like some type of ownership if he doesn't have to wear it why the [ __ ] do I have to show that I'm taken if he's not going to be your ring right here this thing right I'll take it we were married for two years and then we decided to get rings later on we didn't have her yeah you have a wedding it was like a five-minute wedding where and I was barefoot in Hawaii David married us Oh give it honey thing so like we ever people David solve it so cool dad who did we ever been being like this big plantation house and then I literally walked from my room like thirty steps to the grass lawn and we've got married in the finding out of it it sounds like a dream wedding to me that's exactly because the idea of staging a wedding preparing for a wedding is really daunting to me it sounds so it doesn't sound fun yeah so it's like I love the person he's there we've already decided I don't need David a priest all right you're gliding in African yeah you have a certificate and it was just him roasting me for like 10 minutes and then roasting her for 10 minutes you have it on tape at least yeah the video you posted it yeah oh that's amazing I'm not doing it that way he wants a 600 person wedding 600 skin' yeah why why would you want to 600 person would I just want everyone heat this is why yeah is your role here be there I'll give ya you mature but this is my way of knowing who my real friends are okay I would do it up my funeral if I was alive okay I feel like if I die right and and I went before I went to the pearly gates that's a I've said this before I would say to whoever's at the Jesus were ever there can I just take a look at to see who's coming to my funeral yeah and if I and if anyone doesn't show up that's his off be he's off my list but rather too late what it's a little too late is no because if they come to heaven I'll just ignore them the whole time like Chris D'Elia comes up like all year to do a [ __ ] a commercial right so for my wedding I'll invite a bunch of people if they don't come then they're not a friend yeah what if they're not what if they're busy what if you have a destination wedding they can't make it um cuz I'm gonna do it I'll tell you why because I'm gonna do it on a day where it's gonna be convenient like on a Monday or Tuesday because comics go on the road right on the weekends and if you're doing a JJ Abrams movie in [ __ ] finland's and yes you cannot you can miss it so you need a valid excuse okay you can't go I'm playing [ __ ] crackers in Indiana I'll be like nah you got to come to my [ __ ] wedding I'm holding your out sorry why do you need such an extract I also want to show my high school friends I have cooler friends are they gonna make your own high school I come though they're your high school friends to keep me a couple yeah why what you haven't spoken to him in 20 years so it's just a opportunity to brag it's a high school reunion on his terms isn't that what Matt TV was for rubbin in the face no that didn't work I didn't know they thought it was they thought I was a community theater or something you know I don't wanna know I did it I just want to see my friends I want to see your childhood friends Korean friend family you know stand-ups some actors I want to see I just want everyone to come out I want your Filipino clan to come out they're not they all live in the Philippines and they're poor they can't get a visa I'll come for some of them out - no no you can they won't get granted a visa oh yeah and I just want to see everyone together and I think that it's one of those things where it's a it's it's all your friends and I got grant I've dreamed about having a wedding where would be your dream destination oh we would have the wedding in LA so that people can get there Yeah right and we talk if the Spaghetti Factory with Serrano would have anything I call the reception yeah yeah but there's one or Naaman Rosie or something there is yeah just don't I get a packed area I would rent that out for the dinner what I don't know how work I never a time yeah I love them Oh get the manager special but um after this and then oh I like when I will go to Cebu or whatever for a honeymoon oh that just sounds awful yeah or if it started way I'm sorry my machine all right um that's that that was great and um thank you so much don't you say something what Plan B's love Plan B's oh now you know what you're honestly Bobby abort their beef lugar but you're not a plan B what do you mean you're my plan a normal attitude and I I really want to work with you for the years to come yeah and I really appreciate I'm being real there was a lot of times where I needed to be on your show and stuff love things and this and that and it really you can feel that you have a great audience and they're my people too yeah and I honestly I'm not I've had all kinds of people on the show I've had Jordan Peele not to brag Eric Stonestreet not to brahmana named Crystal Leah people but you know and they've helped me in their own ways but you to me is as more or equal to them because I just really appreciate your help thanks how many times have you said that speech is my first time ever said that he doesn't love you guys Jenya yeah and I've never said that before I really believe it believe that and so I want to do the workout thing I want to do a treasure okay I BOJ's contact us imagine if you did though I feel of show you I feel like it's not so far reached I feel like this is a real possibility guys I'm going to put it out there the universe and you guys better get ready I'm ready dude yeah it's going to be you on one side and you wear my white shirt and everything oh yeah I love love yes love us some knives you're not a football yeah you know and Allah I'll get your blonde wig going yeah all right you can be Kate oh yeah it'll be a whole thing I give them a party round of applause okay I'll do thanks guys we'll be right back with some housecleaning an MMA minute um I was great and we are back with some housecleaning so we're just going to cover a couple things before we get to the MMA minute George all right Toki dum-dums uh first left kingdom this love Kingdom maybe Toki dumb baby somebody said that we shouldn't have a nickname until it happens more organically I feel like Toki I feel like slept Kingdom sounds more organic however you can be whatever you want to be I think they're organically coming up with whatever they want whatever you want to be a dum-dum you be a dum-dum whatever you're calling yourselves on Facebook and read the Facebook group is actually blowing up recently so allowing up just a lollipop a hook what is blowing up to ten more people in the last week no no there's a lot of flood stuff on there shut up the net protocol for doing a good at it that makes fun of me um I gotta see that god damn it okay first diggin out but uh the re episode is back up so if you haven't listened it's not going to show up at the top of your podcast list as if you're using iTunes at least it's going to show up where ninety seven would be which is after 96 and before 98 so make sure what's to that and watch the video I feel like the video is there yeah there's also a separate video that we uploaded on YouTube that's just the chocolate bar part yeah that'll I'll have that live by the time this is out oh okay yeah yeah all ah well collages made you release it no no it's unlisted it so you can find it if you're on say that's right yeah the reddit or the Facebook group you can find these sneaky things you know I exclusives they got to do a few exclusives on places oh yeah frilly reminder go to zip recruiter comm with the slash belly and Brooklyn and calm with the promo code from O code belly so this is free to y'all so uh please support us if you can um what else do I have oh I had my idea for the how Bobby should propose to you I don't want to be proposed to really don't want a banana try listen to them you don't want to open a band now I really want the banana bread the e I think he should put the ring in his butt and it lets you slide like for the first time slide a finger in his butt uh suddenly has like a ring on it see now a baby like baby just put your finger my bought you like really this first time I know a George of all your stupid [ __ ] idea this is by far my favorite one and I only want to go do that makes sense to me by the way you smile to your like a loose [ __ ] that would be an amazing way that was actually pretty amazing and that's the only way you guys are allowed to have them proposed to me I don't want some [ __ ] TV [ __ ] that people put on YouTube and make everybody feel inadequate we know because look here's my thing real of is messy it's awkward it's not it's not all [ __ ] fun and games there's a lot of Tears a lot of farting a lot of things that don't you know it I don't ever want people to every think that it's just this easy road for Bobby and I it's you know it's to really love somebody is to really get in the trenches with them and I don't want some perfect little video I don't want some perfect little proposal it's I want it to feel like it's my real it's real life I don't want to have a special moment you know it just it's it's not me yeah so pulling a ring out of someone's butt is perfect that sounds like something we would do I don't want it to feel contrived I don't want him to get down on one knee and do some [ __ ] that I know he would never enjoy doing it would drive a great secretly wants it she doesn't want to and I personally that's not a that's not our brand our brand is to just be you know goofy and dumb with each other I feel like Bobby could surprise you it may be something like it would feel like your life right yeah but if she was like he like contacted a playwright and then he dated a musical because you just saw Book of Mormon yeah what if he did a whole musical of your life at the last act they sing a song and boom ring onstage nice it was funny and I know that he put effort of course I would appreciate it I just don't require it but now I really want banana bread I don't wanna stop looking over here what if he's like George I don't want the ring up my butt it's got to be up your butt that we all have anything or talk of Riley I guess yeah see that that that proposal I would put on YouTube oh geez John butthole and speaking of YouTube proposals uh congrats to my buddy Timmy DeLaGhetto and lovely Chia so who just got engaged did you just mumble through that congratulations how dare oh jeez I'm not respect okay I'm just kidding all right any shoutouts to anyone on Facebook or read any names for moderators and all her moderation stuff who moderates all this Nathaniel just started a raider Nate opens our Sacramento crew so he's uh he's helping out a lot like I think he just started to see but yeah he's a he just became a moderate on Facebook our Facebook thank you sir thank you for doing that so yes before we get to in a minute a couple more things make sure you follow us on Instagram at Tiger Valley oh one more thing - good Bobby will be at white guys in Salt Lake City Utah this weekend only on Friday and Saturday so that's a 28th and 29th in go to Bobby Lee live.com for more tour dates another date that he has in August is in Colusa casino it's something like a one-nighter and then Naples Florida the first weekend of September those are his upcoming dates so you be at any of those probably not um unlikely unlikely yeah I guess you have to start touring by yourself people can meet you oh god I'm so nervous what the helmet you know what's really funny is um I really like in my head I really want to like cherry pick all the tiger belly fans from the crowd yeah and like bring him into the green room and do it that would be cool but then I can't always like I can't you know I don't always like rec unless you're wearing a tiger belly shirt then I can't like point them out that's true but it that would make yeah that would be nice I should start doing that so make sure you can see the rest of those dates on Bobby Lee live.com so once again ex follow tiger belly on instagram at tiger belly on twitter at tiger belly and emails any unhelpful advice or questions at the tiger belly at gmail.com and if you want to mail us any packages or koala a sweater or we went back to more hats no no no i yeah no hats for now i we have a lot of how i still wear them i wear them and i appreciate all of them what's the reverse of a shout out ah whisper in I'll do like a slap of a slap to the wrist where you're like reprimanding somebody rather than like praising them oh I see okay just do that I want to do a reverse shout out to hashtag reverse shout out here's what I do want to do a reverse shout out to when you did in 100th episode I thought that it was such a celebratory time we had so much fun George walked away tears it was amazing but he did it but yeah he did but generally it was such a fun vibe and we had such a fun time in this room so I want to do a reverse shout out to anybody who had any negative opinion about something that would serve wandering we saw the three yeah it's so [ __ ] annoying your production Suggs didn't decorate your room well enough but what why did it why is it your room why is your sister say that about Bryan Callen say shut up she's entitled to it it's just it's all in jest nobody's serious about it we love them as a gas but it's like people just get so [ __ ] like dramatic over small details when it was just a celebratory podcast so I'm gonna do a reverse shout out to you slap on the wrist all right little slap on the wrist because damn you really know how to sour a really nice thing you know it's something it's he's not a [ __ ] news [ __ ] sour puss man hey guys just enjoy and smile I had a regular shut up to everybody else and I regulation Oh everybody ID 998 percent yeah paid you guys for all the crap all the love and all of that that was really really nice but definitely it made my pain worth it here laughter I guess and there are a lot of people defending you George yeah you know yeah I was so that was nice they were like no you know she led him on and I was like no she didn't good I don't I mean it's Tobin you really think that she led you on no because I can read people and that was my problem I was not reading anything so that's what made me more nervous because I wasn't you know who led you on me I think I accidentally led lead led you on because the vibe that I was getting from her was more curiosity so I kind of fed said are you a little bit of hope I think yeah and that might have been a little bit but I was sincere in that because I genuinely thought that you guys would be good together so I I think my leading you on was me just hoping that it would at some point transpire for you yeah and quick the sense of Bobby like yeah from the outside seeing two people go on a trip all the way to San Diego yeah you could see like how that could mean something being there and like trying to read things yeah it was gibberish I was getting gibberish back I was not getting anything hey it's Bobby I think from anybody else they would probably think wow okay that's she's taking a guy with her to San Diego but if you knew us girls we go with our guy friends all the time to different cities and we dive with them we do whatever friends do it's never like a especially you guys not weird for us to do that it doesn't it's not unusual to go with guy friends to go dive yeah if that makes any sense like my friends from Vegas come down my male friends and we go dives and Bobby doesn't come it's not weird yeah yeah and just also um if you could sorry your heart still break I know like I'm never going to sweat as much I'm not sweating you're fantasizing rose' you know what I thought that the heart episode is going to time I thought that it was going to be the end of George and Jessica but I'm going to put this out there hashtag George and Jessica forever I think this was Rory I'm still going on yeah started it's going to be for everything George I mean the guy I mean when he was born I get a lot she's single now oh no right after the podcast she got two days after she became single really with Roxanne man wow interesting icons and that just I just planted another seed and just for the fans out there just they can hear it so they can listen to this at night when they sleep can you recite the stove analogy for everyone no because that's one of those things I didn't really block from my memory over and over again fine George don't because you want to mail out the he packages what is the address 16:26 North Wilcox number 161 Hollywood California nine zero zero two eight yes and you can follow kalila on all social media at calamity king george on you know we're just instagram george underscore kim oh and if you're on instagram make sure you hashtag jessica is it George and Jessica or Jessica and George forever George and Jessica forever Jessica Jessica forever make sure you go on every picture but if you're like a super feminist is Jessica and George forever yeah play around with it have fun put both both on every photo on George's on Twitter Instagram yeah I that's my favorite hashtag right now if you're if you feel a little spicy it could be a little spicy hashtag stove analogy - Ally had a couple hashtags on there have fun with it guys make it your own making your own never let the love die we got to keep it going we got to get this fire burnin forever I know she's able to fire in your heart so guys that's our show for you normal listeners but now we're going to do some mmm a minute with kalila so see you guys later but if you'd like to stay here we go ah big fight this weekend kalila UFC 214 the rematch we've all been waiting for ah Cormier vs. Jones 2 to all mostly so many years in the making too many years in the making any just initial thoughts from that and we're finally here hopefully Jones doesn't something happens like the day before um I had this weird suspicion that okay and I'm sure I'm wrong in this but I have this weird suspicion that all this structure and newfound clean life that John Jones is supposedly living it's going to be his demise oh I think that there is something to be said about someone living through chaos and taking risks and you know doing cocaine that adds everyone's different right but maybe that was the perfect combination for a guy like him to succeed because he admitted that the whole time he was champion he was basically you know partying really hard real hard yeah there's something to be said about someone's recklessness that might translate well in you know in their sports sometimes when they get like overly focused maybe they add more pressure maybe they feel like they have so much more to lose and maybe that affects their game plan I don't know anything but I'm just saying I hope that's not the case I hope he comes out as like this brand new evolved much more evolved fighter and he blow their minds because I I would like a a memorable champion not to say that Dan karma is and I love Dan Cormier however the rest of the community does not I want Dan core me to win I've always wanted him to win I'm a dad I'm a DC fan look at the old Tiger belly away because we never configure put a definite pick what does your heart say what does your heart want and what is your brain say my heart always wants B see you soon but strangely enough I think that my brain is saying DC - it switched just now now it's a joke breaking news Kyle's brain switches just now for DC because I mean the last fight was still it was close but that was so long ago that none of that applies anymore I don't feel different yeah I feel like John is definitely I mean he was rusting at OSP fight when he had that long layoff and this is kind of another layoff angle but the kid is just inherently talent that's the thing it's like you've got such a high fight IQ he can he just knows he's smart in the ring stupid outside of it but he's smart in the ring yeah he's he's phenomenal he's a phenomenal fighter I just I I just all of a sudden had this thing in my brain I had an epiphany and I thought Dec holding the belt so yeah I think you're right though because I feel like DC I mean especially up he cried after that first one and like he kind of held back a little bit I really think he's gonna go for it he's healthy he's gonna try to take him down he's gonna swing I'm feeling DC - maybe that's really miss my heart time yeah I think that's your heart talking I think I would be like okay John Jones yeah I have two sweaty yeah [ __ ] because you predicted it all right so koala is going to go with DC [ __ ] I'll say John John yeah I just say John Oh John J we can be at IRA belly can be 50 you know I mean one of us have to get it right Oh John money on it so welterweight fight the co-main event yeah champion Tommy want a tyron woodley did you think I would win I win I win laughs how old were they and Jamie Amaya Demian Maia you're you're really you Jess and when I like wanna [ __ ] him I mean I didn't say that Demian Maia you guys are like whose bodies so hot no never Jessica definitely ones the vug Demian Maia see she's rather [ __ ] a 49 year old Italian father than you George I'm sorry what am i doing yes House members okay I I chose them Demian Maia to win his last fight and he did I always don't give him the credit that he deserves because I always just see him as like a one-dimensional jujitsu guy but he's proven me wrong time and time again he [ __ ] knocked out Carlos Condit so really quick his last run his run is so impressive impresses like after like Ryan McLaren Neil Magny then Gunnar Nelson Matt Brown everybody Carlos Condit and then jaurim us at all yeah we're going to heat like a hot streak no he's he's he's amazing now and I don't know what what I've ever why I've never put my money on him ever except for the last fight I did finally yeah I paid off well then but against Tyron I just think that Tyron is just at the peak of his career and I don't see it going any other way yeah I say Woodley just me being horrible he knows he's doing with I mean and he's not somebody who rushes into situations so you saw the chess match between him of him and Steven Thompson yeah he's patient he doesn't he won't he doesn't care about booth he's not a fan about what the crowd thinks at all he plays his own game and you know I I think that he's going to walk away with a W yeah I'm sorry I can't go my I I go Woodley honest with you women's featherweight rule I mean easy Chris iboard worst time I had injured yet do you ever watched on you haven't your fight yeah Invicta yeah I think strike she do back in the day Strikeforce I think with during the Gina Carano days probably she's been around a while she's one of the pioneers yeah I respect Tonya avenger' a lot but I just don't see anyone getting past cyborg yeah I think thankfully she's fighting someone even after that one chick dropped out forgot her name yeah and then the wall swayed by out the title for the title right that's the featherweight title after rent random EDA random II bailed right failed feel about that I don't know I feel about that too because I get it she doesn't want to fight someone who's had a history of getting pad for steroids I'd being ejected by male hormones yeah but at the same time you know I think that asada has really stayed on top of the whole cyborg situation they've been testing her almost every year like 20 times yes he should someone has a history like I think that that warrants a lot but you know close your eyes on you always yeah so then after that is the welterweight fight Robbie Lawler vs. Donald Cerrone I'm glad that this that finally had supposed to happen in New York is he healthy fully now I know yet a blood infection was it Donald yeah I think he's fine now I mean the fights happening but who knows I love both fighters but I'm going to go with I want Robbie Lawler to win they're both coming off a loss as well both Greeks were stopped I want Robbie to but I do like cowboy Allah he's to be one of my favorite fighters until I won't know he still is I am I keep returning koalas taxi texted them and nothing happened I need to put my political Oh think about it why am I even watching the UFC if I have nothing to do it no me every single UFC fighters probably strong supporter Dana White is Dana wada is big time he broke in his inauguration yeah light heavyweight Jimmy Manawa and some European guy Jimmy man Emanuel he gets whoever wins BCE against Jones yeah well I think now that I remember them he was promised that but then also Alex is the mix now because he just won his last fight impressive I miss Alex I want Alex to come back so strong because if I think that he's so fairly matched up against John Jones he had the same a inbc close on both no I know but I'm just saying if there's anybody who's going to give John Jones trouble I just think that Alex has that type of style and physique they have the same exact body same leg same every white John Jones yeah and then feather weights we have a Ricardo Lamas as Jason Knight I don't only care for that five probably llamas this is a pretty big fight I Kogan sterling Oh Al Jemaine yeah first henan borrow it was supposed to be 135 but barão I think who does it the Commission was like brow missed weight his last fight yeah I won allow enough I won 35 so he catch weight at 140 hmm interesting yeah right it was like two months out really two months out so he has to prove that he can make catch weight before he can do at 135 again um look dude I mean Henan brows obviously [ __ ] amazing um you go with the wrestler and he let you walk wrestler but he's an ex-champ right bro yeah I think I think that he really needs a win does he did he when his last fight just lost like three out of four it was after TJ absolutely going on defeat of her but he was undefeated for so long boy drew now Jemaine is up-and-coming I'm gonna still put my money on Barra okay I'll say sterling I know you like them allowable yeah and then Brian Ortega I'm gonna go like right like right Ortega and then after that it's Andre feely for another guy tend to idea who he is I'll go with the alpha-male guy I'm just at this point where four names I know yeah Celie I know you are yeah I think that's all don't go too far just one more just piloting Kyle and Curran oh he's lost he last three five Craig dude a girl's body is [ __ ] you she's sexy no [ __ ] the sexy I mean Judith Jin she's beautiful of course but I'm saying like if you look at her that is one athletic woman she's so ripped in shimla I have Hawaiians man envy of her of how yoked she is it just yeah I want her to win who is she fighting Alexandre elbow it's I remember like probably two years ago when it she was on the prospects thing she's like to know from Russia but like one of those like Fitness Instagram models oh it's like fighting now I think yeah they should look like kickboxing or something but that's usually not a good idea when you when you parlay and you probably modeling as well into fighting you know what I mean like you should probably protect your moneymaker if that's what gotten you Instagram Fame don't get your face beaten you know currents not a she's a tough chick she might destroy your Instagram career yeah I think so but yeah guys that's the UFC 214 card so we're going to watch it make sure you watch it I'm going to watch it alone cuz Bobby's out of town watching I apparently have no friends though with you you're in watch it here with me yeah here and then Quinta says she's gonna watch it too oh that's right thank god yeah how's that you're invited too you too Richard Ramirez Richard Finnick Odair is guys well that's our show thank you thank you if you made it all the way to the end that's for you MMA fans out there sorry that was really long it's just a really big fight scarred probably the biggest of the year so yeah it's been a while all right guys you later [Music] Oh [Music] [Music]

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Published: Thu Jul 27 2017