Jordan Peterson, Kanye West, Island Boys - H3TV #12

shout out to the island it's your brother h3 booyah big up boss man bitin oh jesus dude this is such a sick drop shout out to the wendy to the windy island man h3 tv is back it's monday we are here to party have some laugh have some good times it's great to see you guys how was everybody's weekend good excellent maybe you're always up to something what'd you do this weekend uh me ian cameron sam and lena went to a movie at a cemetery that was pretty cool went to watch blade oh yeah that is cool it's kind of wild people were like taking photos blade yeah that's the first time we watched it one of the greatest stacks we've ever seen oh yeah you've never seen blade yeah wait people were taking photos of you no they were taking pictures like next to like graves and stuff next to like mausoleums that's what they're called but yeah it was at the hollywood forever cemetery it's a yeah um excuse me don't you need the dead's consent to uh it is a bit odd that they do this big event it's this has been a thing in l.a is it like an october spookfest kind of issue they actually do it year-round right wendy's like they're died but i imagine they're showing movies like blade and probably i mean they are dead but like if that was my fav my beloved father's grave and there was some p and a b was sitting there like or zack was like you know taking [ __ ] putting cigarettes out on his grave hashtag spooky season just saying anyway thank you to our sponsors today meundies policy genius babble and hello fresh and don't forget teddy fresh i'm wearing the new uh hoodie that comes out this thursday a collaboration with the legendary yuri i don't remember how our last name has pronounced sekia i think but i want to make sure i say it right here it is here's a little sneak preview drop today comes out this thursday 10 a.m yeah seki up uh 10 a.m whoops bst oh work it girl oh i love this shirt by the graphics so nice work it work it work it work it work it yep exciting tough thank you thank you thank you thank you dougie yeah um man there's some great stuff here i love h3tv it's so loosey-goosey there's no expectations you know it's no oh we gotta talk about this no here's straight up keemstar complaining about my channel is dying let's just watch this i don't even know what this is this is kind of the fun thing about h3tv all right keem hit me with it keemstar your channel is dying well first of all in the world issues are working right we've run multiple tests but not only this layer wait this is his house it looks like he's at a bowling alley like in a bad way are you sure i think he's out of the bar he hangs out yeah it looks like a bar but maybe he has a bar he has like a bar type set up at his house i believe a bar you guys are pretty familiar with the the inner workings yeah we have the blueprints we have the blueprints we know all right well let's see here i'm basically listen wait wait what say it again i'm basically hitler what what i didn't ask but uh well since you said it i'll allow it i don't really relate to the youngins anymore it's not because i'm old all right it's so you kids are [ __ ] lame all right the new audience the young kids the gen z wait gen z's lame you have a fake fireplace behind you it's a screen with a fire on it that is this place it's called the keem bar oh no how many poor girls have gone down to the king bar never came back up [ __ ] a cringe fest canceling people for all different [ __ ] reasons they're making up [ __ ] new rules they're entitled they think they're thinking here's another shot of keemstar am i out of touch no it's the children who are wrong exactly everything they're all a little bunch of attention [ __ ] freaks on twitter it's ratio or you fell off or some [ __ ] cringe [ __ ] like it's like dork world like straight up [ __ ] nerdville and celebrate it for being a [ __ ] cringe fest right celebrating each other for being [ __ ] losers it's unreal we've i've never lived in a [ __ ] time like this in 13 years this is the lamest [ __ ] anyone's ever had to [ __ ] experience and quite frankly it's not fun gen z is so lame why why do you only date them that's actually a valid question yeah you don't seem to have a problem not even a joke yeah i'm serious yeah i mean keemstar's been cancelling people since the dawn of time he's such a liar keemstar shut up yeah you're canceling youtubers watching right stupidest [ __ ] [ __ ] to the point where the youtubers are walking around like [ __ ] commercials like hi guys i love you i love you guys so much nobody speaks their mind and if no one's going to speak their mind then there isn't going to be a counterpoint to someone speaking their mind does that mean he loves us because we're out here speaking our mind let him know especially keemstar well if he just appreciates us speaking our minds so much why is he always complaining to susan about it he says he wants free he says he wants people to speak openly but when people do speak openly he writes the emails to susan complaining hey don't speak openly about me do you think he do you think okay i want to make the joke i'm not even going to go there there isn't going to be dick he's watching this like a hawk debate back and forth which means there's gonna be entertainment you know i remember on drummer back in the day we'd go through 20 tweets back and forth between two creators fighting over something [ __ ] stupid and it was [ __ ] hilarious and awesome but you're never going to see that again such a dumb because of you little cancel culture [ __ ] i don't care though be the craziest [ __ ] on the planet be the cringiest generation that's everlasting you're the i'm still gonna be me i don't care if any of you [ __ ] watch wow because eventually the culture will change again and i will thrive and i'll remind everyone what a bunch of losers you were yeah when they could not yeah so when the culture changes what's he going to be like 60 65. i'll be still being me baby we're rocking that drama sometimes things aren't that [ __ ] deep right i think you're just [ __ ] out of touch bro yeah well keemstar acts like cancel culture never existed and you know sometimes keemstar things aren't that [ __ ] deep right deaf noodles i was watching deaf noodles and uh god bless that man he has he's the only man who hates keemstar as much as i do i'd say possibly more well maybe i wouldn't go that far but i love she's like it really [ __ ] excuse me yeah maybe more i don't know maybe he does hate him more but i love him for that and his what's cool is his audience has a high tolerance for slander like sometimes you talk a dog people go i'm [ __ ] sick of it shut up sorry and i'm like i'm not even getting started yet but with deaf noodles for some reason his audience can't get enough of it but he dug up this clip here because they're a bunch of gen z cancel culture uh uh loving he's just humans just like keemstar says dan he's just speaking his mind anyway here's here's what uh death noodles had a great point about this i am basically calling out keemstar on his [ __ ] hypocrisy now albeit in the nearly 10-minute commentary that i make about keemstar's hypocrisy there's about 30 seconds where i call out the fact that he literally says the hard r in the video but that is nowhere even close to being the focus of my commentary so for this person to frame my entire commentary in that video as me reaching all the way back to 2015 to try to get a gotcha moment on keemstar rather than just the comparison of what keemstar is alluding to in his [ __ ] video talking about his point or if they just wanted to get some likes on twitter but they better [ __ ] file some kind of it's a threat there's so much keemstar slender i can't even keep up with it but there's a point can you maybe you can find it instead of me browsing a video live where he came starts reading out all the sponsors of uh contrast that with what keemstar did back in 2015 being basically the head of castle culture by gathering tweets from the last two years from this gaming organization calling out sponsors and then trying to basically get the sponsors to drop them the entire video i am basically calling out keemstar on his [ __ ] hypocrisy now albeit in the nearly 10-minute commentary that i make about keemstar's hypocrisy whatever [ __ ] [ __ ] dumbass but i'm the number one supporter of cancel culture all right there's some great videos i wanted to watch right off the bat first of all i want to watch jordan peterson crying about man this one is just man jordan's down bad dude because i saw this and well i guess it's doing really well on on tick tock it has 240 000 likes and it's got a red pill red pill knowledge is the name of the song i didn't feel very red felt i just felt like let me just play it i mean this guy's a mess bro oh black pill yeah this is blackville bro this is like one minute away from elliot rodriguez anyway what the hell are we gonna do without men you look around the city here you see all these buildings go up these men they're doing impossible things they're under the streets working on the sewers they're up on the power lines in the storms and the rain they're keeping this impossible infrastructure functioning this thing that works in a miraculous manner so and first of all he starts with this proposition that like i guess people want to exterminate men right i was going to comment on that like the opening line what are we gonna do what the hell are we gonna do without men he watched uh that why the last man show and just like went on a rant so first of all he's saying okay there's people that want to kill all men and then he goes thank you to our brave let me hit that and voice right thank you no thank you to our brave what the hell are we going to do with our men you look around the city here you see all these buildings when they're doing impossible things they're under the streets working on the sewers they're up on the power lines and the storms and the rain they're keeping this impossible infrastructure women do all these things you know i just realized what the music playing the piano is like a slow sad piano version of the skyrim theme no [ __ ] kid and they called it they called it red pill knowledge baby i wasn't sure at first but just listen to it carefully right there i'm like 99 sure that's the skyrim music functioning epic this thing that works in a miraculous manner they work themselves to death if you love men so much why don't you have sex with one very it's very useful to you he starts crying everyone not just men that they have well you love men an important role to play you necessary role and that if they act properly and honestly and forthrightly that they can put their lives together and they can help their families and they can make their communities better and that that's not toxic masculine calling phrases he ends by saying talk something about toxic that a toxic maxilla needs a vile phrase i mean clearly he's never watched nelk yeah jordan peterson for sure half center holy [ __ ] for sure oh what are we going to do without men you know who who's gonna without men there'd be no bridges there'd be no swords can you hit me with some skyrim music wait is there another jordan peterson crying emotional video oh there is i don't believe he's crying in this one but he's very wait here let's watch this before i go into my tirade wait hold on a harmless man is not a good man i have a good man my favorite man was ted bundy ted bundy killed a lot of women he was not harmless my second favorite man was the zodiac killer dangerous man who has that under voluntary control civilized and disciplined right and who can use that in the service family a harmless man is not a good man a harmless man is is a civilized got to do without men what are we going to do now you can hit me with something from the city here you see all these buildings go up [Music] it was that slowing down no not this one but this is the main theme i thought that was funny okay okay yeah what are we gonna do without men no this this is i need it needs to be more i can find that actual song there's more anger more anger this one's okay what are we gonna do without men we won't have any bridges we won't have any roads we won't have any cars we won't have airplanes we will we won't have any houses we won't have any damn chairs to sit we wouldn't have any beds without men damn it what are we gonna do damn it it's okay to be a man and to build and to make rugs at the big swimming pools [Music] my favorite my favorite [Laughter] traditionally men have been the most discriminated class of prospective people [Music] i mean up until it was only up until one month ago that men could just could force other women to keep a baby thank you men why is he in like a gutter because he was talking about the sewer the sewer yeah what are we gonna do without men in the sewers what are we going to do without men in the sky [Music] i had sex with men i dream about men i think about men in my dreams i am married to a woman but sometimes i imagine she's a man because men are better and their bodies are so tight and hairy which i like and i like that and i like the peter so i can't lie what would i do what would do without a penis [Music] yeah vaginas are fine but it's nothing without a penis to go on i am delivered i sometimes fantasize about putting a penis in my mouth i can't lie because i love men and it's not gay either it's just a way of honoring men with the world would be nothing without [Music] doesn't that make you gay no it doesn't make me gay i just i'm just imagining a world without being i mean there's like a whole sub genre of women crying to this video yeah it's all over okay wait i didn't [Music] [Music] and the in the rain they're keeping this impossible infrastructure functioning this thing that works and miraculous that's a miracle they work themselves they work themselves everyone not just men they have an important role to play a necessary role in that if they act properly the point he's making is and it's such a natural fact to everybody not like that men are so [ __ ] but like nobody's wanting to kill men i just don't get it but he's he's making it sound like that that's why it's all red pill nation you know you get that crotch rod they can put their needs together they can help their families what will we do with that they can make their communities better and that that's not toxic masculinity an appalling phrase that apology men they're doing impossible things they're under the streets working on the suit you're [ __ ] so lost bro i feel like he's down for like this this guide all right let's see the real guides just surprise me but it's not because i'm guilty of domestic violence i've never supported what the [ __ ] is this tick tock he says she says i'm not guilty of domestic violence this has a hundred likes this tick tock game we did has cursed my [ __ ] life forever all right let's finish this because i i don't know she never supports that right do you support domestic violence yeah i mean you're against it right oh she's i beat the freaky chicks and all of that i didn't put it on man i never asked for that video jesus i was having a good old time with jordan peterson all right let's go back did we have other ones yeah i sent another duet just for the latest discord oh [ __ ] it's turning into the whole it's it's sweeping the nation i mean uh the speech without men you look around the city here you see all these buildings go up these men they're doing impossible things they're under the streets working on the sewers they're up on the power lines and the storms and the rain they're keeping this impossible infrastructure functioning this thing that works in miraculous manner they work themselves to death so often literally it's very useful to tell everyone not just men no they have to tell everyone an important role to play a necessary role in that if they act properly and honestly and forthrightly they can put their lives together and they can help their families dog stop tick-tock i don't even know why it does that and i can't go back like what the hell [Music] i just want all men i i could do this all hour i don't know if people are over it but [Music] it's awesome i [ __ ] love this video so much it just showed up on my homepage this morning let's read the comments hey what the hell are we going to do with men [Music] what are we going to do without men what are we going to do without what in the country club is this it's not easy only women children and dogs are loved unconditionally whereas a man is only loved under the condition that he provides something bro do you know what year it is i'm pretty sure like almost 100 100 of all households both parents work uh you can hear the emotions voice a man truly fighting for us this is a bad fighting for me where would we be without beautiful hard bodies [Laughter] he's devolved he's in the sewer where is a man i'm stuck in a sewer it was too deep jordan go by i'm stuck in a sewer somebody call the man to come get me out of here it's poopy water you can't be in here oh i see a woman no no send a man i don't need i don't want help from a woman i'm deep undercover oh what the hell it goes even deeper here he is as super saiyan during his speech we've met some of your fans and we got the impression they were all male fans that the ones that we talked to um and that they were struggling with their manhood and that you uh give them this message that it's okay to be a man it's not okay it's necessary it's not okay how are we gonna do without men you look around the city here you see all these buildings go up these men this is horrible wait that was that was the lead-in oh my god this whole time i was like in the back of my mind i was like well we don't know the context and like she said you know maybe he's responding to a specific instance but that makes it so much more sensitive these men they're doing impossible things they're under the streets i don't know who you're talking about i just play video games and sit here all day he goes look at these men doing impossible things and then there's people at home like you talking about me oh i love this one at the store somebody some i love men so much sometimes i go down to san francisco what's the area where all the gay bars are in san francisco yeah yeah baby's on it i love ben so much sometimes i go down to the castro ding dong san francisco and i have nipple clips on under my suit that's a little surprise for the men so then will we take each other home and honor men that we love so well san fran is no joke man you could pick up a man and show your love to a man and just the first in the first moment you step in there and he takes my nipple clamps off and i put his his home and i say the world was built by men and i'm going to build your will by with this man's oh my god that's why i love men so much all right we've been on this topic long enough yeah probably oh wow oh wow what a voice what a voice the other one i wanted to watch was the island boys is that at the top it's not at the top it's it's got a section uh if you scroll down the worst rap duo of all time okay yeah these ones these ones exciting me where did i see this did one of you guys send this in chat i lit oh i saw it on twitter i think hassan tweeted it out yeah i saw it yesterday from this tweet okay so this is actually a viral thing yeah florida ain't a real place are you guys ready for some island wrap these are white dudes right i mean i mean i mean i guess i mean yes but like they look like it's hard to tell there's just so much going on it's a little bit ambiguous but i think if the geez yeah maybe you could get a bio i tried to look them up earlier and all i could find was that they're from florida which doesn't really tell you what ethnicity they are but all right well here guys is the sound of the hot new thing baby cause i'm an island boy and i've been trying to make oh are my eyeliners i am just island boy i'm gonna just island boy i'm gonna get kiwi you're gonna keep that gun i'll be just staring at the sun full gazing i'm like oh i'm staying they're like you wanna they're cuban oh they're cuban so they're island boys i guess that would make that be true yeah cuba is an island because i was like these [ __ ] never been to jamaica because that's usually what the island is right well especially culture with the accent they're doing yeah yeah but i was like don't i was like the only island these guys are from is like staten island yeah like a wild one mine trying to make it to the tall but my island by i've these guys are the real deal i don't get it florida has a large jamaican population as well these guys aren't jamaican bro i ironically think that kind of sounds good dude me too i didn't want to say it i don't think it sounds that bad no it sounds really good thank you love you put yourself out there so that you you're i'm the real it doesn't sound that bad i don't know it's pretty good like i mean i understand that they look goofy and the whole thing is a weird vibe and they but like it their voices are are pretty good it sounded like he said poo stain at one point though love you're so right go ahead you guys were all talking big game where's all the hate now shout out for the island shout out to the island man i think it's awful i disagree i'm with love all the way i think it's kind of slammer well obviously it's a certain style but their voices seem actually good yeah fair enough do you want to watch their uh do you want to watch a fully produced song yes but first let me hear where they said poo stain because on island boy and i've been trying to make you know what we don't need to watch this again yeah somebody in the chat said a take is based in island pilled say what it's based in island pilled based an island built it totally is island filled you guys are mega island chat is saying all right yeah let's do it i mean it's not even like you don't have to like think it's is island boy abop question yeah okay what do you think love is that fair is island boy a bop yeah yeah i think that's kind of a bop dude all right totally this yeah island boy it's jordan peterson plus island boy i didn't buy [Music] yes oh it's a let's go it's a box 60 percent saying it's a bop yo the island boys are taking over the nation right now well let's let's kick it up a notch let's watch let's watch what they all right now together we're down with island also you can't show the first like four seconds of the video because it literally opens with both of them eating ass for real yeah i'm not kidding for like like five seconds and then the rest of the video is fine but the first five seconds they're eating ass okay i hate to break it to you guys oh i see this is a joke this is apparently a very important joke is that they look like cynthia from rugrats a cynthia doll shout out to the island [Applause] um okay here is their music video so i guess we'll have to maybe take another poll after this one let me see this ass eating situation i mean literally just play it from the beginning on your screen until it ends oh wow wow that's [ __ ] gross what the [ __ ] i wish i could show you guys this it's just it's straight up a shot here it's a shot there's literally girls on all fours and they're and they're here's the ass cheeks and they're like going like this it's crazy side by side right there's nothing i want to do nothing i want to do with my twin brother more than uh just eat ass that's what it is [Music] [Music] all right here we go yeah the rest is fine okay so we're gonna do another vote after the music five minutes y'all really gonna make a five minute music video with like well you'll see we definitely don't need to watch all five minutes that's what i'm thinking already can i point out something before we start yeah so ian if you cut back to the to the screen of it okay so it's kodiak red wicked way is the name of the song featuring fly soldier so i've realized one of them is kodiak red and the other is fly soldier so he featured his own brother that's part of his band but i can't tell which one is which they look exactly the same and neither of them is more prominent in this video whatsoever so i have no idea and fly soldier it's featuring fly soldier got it [ __ ] man [ __ ] your man [Music] they look like hello lost [Music] so the one with the eagle on his i don't know i think it's virus does this song start any time okay are you allowed to do that as a cuban they look pretty white to me these guys are dropping n-bombs that's pretty wild [Laughter] you can never take away island boy for me they need to do the mtv unplugged and they'll be successful that's true they're like typing where all of a sudden he goes unplugged and was like these guys have beautiful voices it's the oddity and that kills [ __ ] with your damn take your thoughts and it's a must we be going like a cuddle put it on your butt but we put it on your model we don't do this [ __ ] until they sitting like a slammer go out all my time until you really gotta say something keep it with him impeccable bro i can't even find the lyrics on google nobody's been up with the decipher the lyrics yeah it's [Music] and go back like hit left on the arrow key to go back just a second and just let it play right here hold on i'm sliding all day [Music] pause why does he have his hand on his brother's chest it's his shoulder no no that's on his pecs because he loves man weightlessness where will we be without men and brothers i mean it's probably not that bad it's not quite on his breast is it i don't know man that looks like chest to me we do know they eat ass together so they share everything brothers that eat ass together stay together you're gonna get all these memes coming in oh hold on guys we have a sewer update uh jordy peterson has been joined by the island boys oh no love island we need a man down here to save us in the sewer i'm trapped down here with the island boys yeah that makes sense because they look like they crawled out of the store the island boys have been telling me about the problems they've had with being men and i want these island boys to know that you can build towers and do electricity and i want the island boys to know that you can have a family and you can mean something to that family and i want these island boys to know what are you laughing at well you but then i look over the chat and people are spamming brussy because they're broken wait what's a pressy okay wait brother okay cause brussy i want these brothers to know that they're brushies are valid [Music] dude i know you're not laughing at me that hard [Laughter] i very much i [ __ ] love the island boys man i want these island boys to know that their brushes are valid and as a man i want to tear that brussey up about island i think that island brussels is one of the most beautiful things about man island brussy for sure [Music] i love the sewer updates all right well let's let's venture on a little bit further like you're looking so bad i didn't really want you i like your coochie [Music] suddenly in this music video they just start cutting in them seemingly like at a bar being shot by a camera with like mini dv tapes from like 2001 it's well they're how old are they they look like 16. yeah they're way too young for these kind of cameras nobody knows who they are come on now if you like me i don't give a [ __ ] how you feel yeah yeah i'm on the top on the top on the top yeah i'm way too clean way too clean you can knock me down on me down let me down yeah why you gotta frown on your fight cause i don't know why but i've been gone do you know their age is wait isn't a wigger a white dude i think they're saying wicked way that's the name of the song right right i'm seeing 20 years old on this website those guys are 20. they look younger yeah i'm sure this guy's a fan bro this homie here is a big fan of the island boys it looks like they're at a bowling alley ladies if you ever get invited to keem keem's bar in his house say no i cannot emphasize this enough downright money money all right you know what i don't want to remember the island boys this way should we do another poll yeah let's do another poll but like what's the question how do we phrase what should we just say do you still like the island boys or how about this no is island boy still a bot through the lens of the music island boys still a bomb after hearing wicked way how about that yeah and while you while you wait let me play it again is island boys still a bop after hearing wicked way oh 81 no so really i voted yes well me too all right i'm sticking to island boys being above sixteen percent damn brutal that's up to 23. i still think it bob say i thought [ __ ] bob didn't survive we've been singing it at the office all morning so yeah i walked in i heard you i was like whoa you know about that video yeah i've been cracking up about it since last night why so many people download the video the island boys stands down vote what video rh3tv if i had to guess uh our tardiness okay that's fine it could be that i accept that that could be unless we had a bunch of island boys in the chat i accept the do they usually downvote for tardiness i feel like we've been late before don't get dislike bomb i accepted we were very late okay i'm sorry guys you you downvote away i accept it you know whoa has it been 30 minutes somebody just set off a bomb yeah it's been 40 actually let's do some ads boy let's just do two yeah we're gonna thank our sponsors yeah we're gonna start compared to pumpkin patch photo shoots and costume planning shopping for life insurance with policy genius can be one of the easiest tasks on your october to-do list what makes policy genius an absolute necessity 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is this an emotional letter is this a triumph no i'm not really sure i i guess triumphant maybe yeah daniel on tuesday the 12th of october at approximately 150 and 20 seconds in the afternoon i the bed patrol spent five dollars on the live show titled kim kardashian screamed at me in the streets of new york city i think the title has probably changed like five times i think that's the final yeah okay to send an important message i had paid for this message is part of my duty as the bed patrol to me it was crucial that all viewers understand that a tanning bed is indeed not a bed i expected this is uh in reference i assumed to the girl who pooped in the tanning bed correct i expected the message to be read out received understood and for the show to move on what happened surprised in enlightenment you confidently and without hesitation stated that i am one of your favorite discord members really what do you know about them all i know so their name is bed patrol yeah and the only thing i ever see them do in there is when ever somebody says that they're uh they should really go to bed or something uh they pop in and um and police them and say go to sleep god i need this guy in my life yeah give him my personal phone number would you okay [Laughter] what happened to uh you confidently and without hesitation stated that i am one of your favorite discord members and that you appreciate what i do for the community it was those words that changed everything i truly wasn't prepared for such beautiful sweet words to come out of your elegant silver tongue whoa you see it was at this moment i saw it i needed to find where you lived camp outside your window and watch your every movement oh no that's not written i saw it let love rule okay i saw it in your big glistening bright eyes i saw it in the surprise childlike gasp i saw it in the gleeful silky smooth voice as you interrupted a b sorry you daniel you are not a hater oh let me guess who did you put this in and said absolutely 100 must read and bolded it is that what it said in the doll yeah it says certified included a certificate included is that the top of the document though um why people call you a hater i will never understand dan you wrote this letter be honest i did not for what you said about me on that fateful tuesday will forever keep my heart warm with your graceful words maybe reminisce about all the superb memories between you me and the discord like when you gave me that fantastic profile picture of the pokemon called jigglypuff when you confirmed that i was the new co-host i don't think that happened but oh maybe jokingly i don't know and when you panicked because you thought i had left the server okay uh you get the idea yeah oh god here's the certificate you want to get this um dan the lover huh yeah is that what you're trying to do trying to get that out laminated i'm done to get it framed let's go oh my god you want to be called dan the lover now just dance okay [Music] i don't need a title dude [Music] oh let's check calls i haven't looked at calls today let's see yeah there's somebody i saw that um went to that elk party that uh really at uh was it in illinois one of a few that got shut down but that was definitely the one that made the headlines uh thinking about getting hairline surgery i don't see anyone here talking about milk maybe they left oh maybe they dropped does this sound interesting um let's see frankie frankie i'm a little interested in your anecdote but i am hesitating to believe you at face value yeah i mean i have some contacts context here if you'd like it yeah why don't you set us up yeah so i don't know if you remember a few weeks ago you guys were having a conversation about kids who would work like 30 35 hours a week um that was me at my local bowling alley in like po dunk bumble woods pa and uh we had like the weirdest amalgamation of people coming in all the time we've had furries uh we'd have like old dudes bringing in girls so young to like keemstar would blush of course and so the worst of all of it though was midnight bowling i would work 10-hour shifts after like doing a friday in high school and on this one particular night this douche bag like alpha male alpha brain guy who i went to high school with came with all of his buddies they were drunk and they were just like being belligerent and uh i was at the counter and he comes up and he's like hey dude uh how big are the bowling pins and i showed him one and he was like cool cool so then the rest of my passions people are starting to leave and like i see his group leave without him and so i'm going around cleaning the place up i go behind the machines to turn them off and as i'm there i noticed the door is like open and i get hit with like this subtle wafting stench of pure ass and i turn the corner and he's sitting on the sides one of the machines trying to put a bowling pin like in his butt no why did i know that 100 bricks going literally like pants around his ankles and this and he was like he was like the most homophobic racist dude at the high school big jock you know bullet the whole caboodle that's so interesting and then the worst part is the worst part is he's drunk he turns he looks me he goes it's this big and then i leave i leave the room wait so he he referenced your previous conversation instead of being like freaked out uh yeah he was uh a very simple man to say the least like very unself aware so plus i think he was so wasted he was just trash oh my god so yeah he was absolutely polite wow it's so interesting like an interesting kind of fetish i guess though to wait for all your homies to leave and then go back and shove a bowling pin up your ass well they had like that they had like that alpha brain testosterone running the whole night like flinging six pound bowling balls down the lane it was an absolute mess now i know on the east coast uh you know they have candlestick bowling was this candlestick or was this uh was just no no this was like regular 10 standard standard 10 pin oh i would it he i'm assuming he had the he had this yeah go ahead i i do not know the answer that question i wasn't trying to really inspect i was going to ask him like hey man how's it going so far you know i was i was doing that yeah what is this you're showing me there's no way that's real yeah i was just trying to set a visual for you guys no way it's an x-ray is this a real x-ray i hope not i hope not too because that looks too small i agree that's why i was but no i don't think i don't think there's some i think you could probably put the tip of a bowling pin up the ass not the whole thing obviously i mean it gets pretty bulbous pretty quickly you know it's like yeah yeah yeah well you obviously have to be a size queen to you consider that dude that's going to really like tipping it in to say the least he was just starting his endeavors what happens now you're you bounce but like you guys just lock him in there tell me what happens no no so i was with my uh like napoleon complex short super conservative boss and this guy was like you know like the notre dame fighting irish logo like that was his persona so i ran back and he's like putting away pretzels and i'm like hey you need to check behind the machines there's something happening there and i don't know what to do with it and so he said he said i'll take care of it and then literally he leaves and he's in there for a long time like like a prolonged period of time now i don't think that what happened is the implication of that but i do think that when he left uh the guy was like walking out with his head hung and like he had like his jacket like hanging out his waist and he looked like he's got turned down from a date the the bowling pin buckeye like he was very depressed and and and do you know what happened to the pin the particular pin after and go back into rotation we put it in circulation for kids birthday parties no they got rid of it i don't know i'm just asking questions here no we hung it up and then whenever anyone pulls 300 they would slap it for good luck i think they [ __ ] it i think it was gone and did you ever see that guy again sober or or was he gone forever did he move to a new town you did so no i went to high school with them and uh i had my senior year cut short by covid um and so like i only had seen him a few times the remainder of the year before uh before like i never saw him again but in those moments i would see him walking down the hallways and he would like look at me and like immediately cut left like anything he needed to do to stay away from me yeah he's a size queen my friend [Laughter] yeah i'm not no no no no no no no no no no i'm just kidding don't do that i'm totally i'm also kidding well thanks for the call that was a fantastic story i really appreciate you staying there can i tell you guys really quick that you guys are heroes you talk about feats and farts and all [ __ ] other things but like you guys keep me going through any heart thank you brother everyone else going so like salute to you girlfriend of six years is on the line so maybe answer her call as well she is okay okay we'll definitely do all right thanks brother you take care thanks for the story all right bye guys thank you see that was a good call right does everyone agree that was a good call people are saying best calling so far i think i'm just saying good calls are possible you guys don't hate don't kill the whole call genre we're we're forging onward it's just gonna get better with time we're getting better at this thing we know it's going to be rough for a while but um it'll be worth it it'll be worth it yeah that's pretty interesting that he telling you these macho alpha bros they take pins up the ass there's a reason why they're also like like uh they joke about being gay to them it's like one big joke i'm not he's like or that one guy from now was i guess steve will do it does those jokes all the time it's like dude you're gay like it's fine it's fine dude when he when he told that i just think about the sheer utter pain of someone putting a bowling pin clearly is people are in pleasure my dude like proctologist status like it's yeah i mean an [ __ ] rips like this baby thank you for the definition of size queen did you not know what that meant i didn't know there's a few people back here who aren't sure so for real a size queen is a slang for a man or woman who prefers a sexual partner with a large penis [ __ ] size queen [Applause] someone aka someone that would never date me thank you hey you know what i heard actually on the radio on the way in this morning was that our boys uh our boys uh uh what is it chad and jt oh the party bros the party bros yeah they were on the radio like the local radio station here in la promoting i think this weekend they are having a rally at pershing square downtown l.a for um for small dongs a rally for small dogs dongs oh small dong rally right remember that's like one of those yeah that's certain thing so if you want a a small dong rally downtown l.a um let me see if i can find some info maybe some poopa troopers would want to participate in that well in the meantime as dan uh gets that information uh let's see let's try to get another good caller on the line thinking about getting hair surgery it's kind of good when i don't read it out because it keeps you interested right you guys want to hear needs advice on asking for a raise i like giving advice let's see maybe i can help vanessa out vanessa can i how can i help you hi um so i work in a very similar field maybe a production and i've been working for this company for about three years and i like to think i'm a pretty hard worker i keep my head down and with this specific company we have extremely low wages which was fine because my job was like really chill at first but then um like i said i'm kind of a hard worker so i got like promoted and i took on more responsibilities and i got a small raise with that about two years ago and now um so making i'm just gonna be honest i'm making 15.50 an hour what state do you live in sorry what'd you say what state do you live in i live in california in los angeles that's pretty isn't that the minimum wage isn't the minimum wage 15 it might be yeah it's 15. did it get raised to 15. i mean it was 12.50 what the [ __ ] did they raise you from yeah so i got a bump when i got promoted and i'm pretty sure that was just because the minimum wage was raised and then i got it right but i'm also taking on like producing and like a whole bunch of other responsibilities because we're short do you work for a big super wealthy company i would say it's like mid-size it's definitely not small i don't here's the thing i know that this industry like isn't there like a huge uh protest right now where people walking out and [ __ ] well that's right that's that's uh union most yeah you're not in the union in our like the field i'm in it's news production we are not okay yeah so unfortunately production in los angeles is one of the most highly exploited group of workers because they know people want to work in this field and they take advantage of that and uh there's no [ __ ] reason for you to be making 15 dollars an hour period uh it just doesn't make sense that's like free [ __ ] labor for them i don't know how much money they make i don't know what's their situation but i don't think you're gonna get yourself a raise because these companies just thrive on exploiting labor i don't know i mean have you asked your boss for a raise oh sorry say that again have you asked your boss for a raise no not yet and so and it's been something i've been talking about for a really long time and i got this email this weekend when we asked for extra help and they essentially were like well get used to it because this is how it is and that's kind of why i was like well if i'm now expected to do all this stuff i would like to ask for some more money um so i'm my plan is and i guess my question is is that how should i approach it and how much money should i ask for because i've never asked for a raise before every job i've had before i've been like rewarded for my hard work so this is my first time i've ever felt like exploited and i don't know i would ask for what you want ask for a lot more chances are they aren't going to give it to you and you're going to be at a crossroad there but uh vanessa we wish you the best and i hope you get that raised all right you give them hell uh all right thank you for the great advice i love you guys show and good luck you guys get out there and get on youtube and i'll tell you what spit in their [ __ ] face for me yeah definitely start open with that open negotiation thank you thank you vanessa um i think you're gonna get that girl fired so sure enough uh well if she takes my advice yeah which the small dog get that dan you can't show that what are you talking about remove it from the screen what was wrong let's not talk about it okay hi i'm do you not see what's wrong with it oh i see it now i didn't notice that it's it's subtle that's very small bro i'm sorry we went on this weird [ __ ] crusade about the small donk thing and then you're putting pictures of dongs on my [ __ ] screen like what the hell dude i can't jerk off to this right jesus man why you so passionate about the small dong rally dan you want trying to go i thought it was funny i got a good laugh out of it [Music] i'm gonna come raised mormon i was uh the knelt party i mean how interesting could a now party be wants to sing you guys want to hear someone sing our kelly passport probably not probably not gonna go if they're a good singer or not okay let's give them a shot you guys just have your buttons ready you know what i'm saying you guys you guys got too shy on the button yeah i got canceled for being the only one that uses it i know but it was a funny meme just a b on the button yeah whatever i don't care all right so jacob we want to hear your rendition but i'll warn you fingers are on the button jacob thank you jacob dropped that call all right let's move on um dude pickups whole car after doing a popper this seemed to fake to me i saw this on my feed and it didn't look real what do you think [Music] so i don't know why he does a popper is that something that has to do with weightlifting is that like a sniffing salt or something yeah yeah smelling salt to get you jacked to lift weights i mean ian ian does them right we all did them yeah yeah all right yeah we tried it ian you still do sniffing salts no why did you do that again i don't know i was curious i didn't lift the car though i also want to point out the shirt he's wearing yeah it's a bradley martin gym shirt oh he's an elk boy that's a full sand moment i don't think he's lifting the car i think it's fake i actually do think it's fake i don't know this popper is a miracle drugs i think there is no [ __ ] that he doesn't have the leverage to pick it up what is this ant even holding on to you know what i mean there's no way he has any lip unless it's maybe it's on the roof you know let me get a close look here can we get a pole let's see i guess it's it's on the roof or the handlebar like the handle near the driver's side i saw chris angel do this one chris angel yeah and that guy's everything mother of christ all right let's watch it what is this no way oh my god it's corn okay i guess it could be real i mean he's just lifting half the car but shout out to the now boys zoos you know who lives at the zoo beasts is it rona season i don't know something about it looks fake you guys i don't know something about it doesn't look real there's a cut here what do you guys think i think it's possible yeah because he's not like like me and a bunch of my friends push the car once like over to a different spot but we i mean if someone's really buff i don't know you mean like you put a car on neutral and pushed it it wasn't in neutral he might my cousin was blocking the driveway where he wanted to play basketball he's being a dick so my other cousin and his friends pushed the car like legit sure that's possible yeah was there a burning baby in there by any chance or no unfortunately all right well beast beast uh beast zember i don't know who's janice dickens do you guys know who this is she roasted keemstar she's like an actress and model i played right everyone's what is she doing with keemstar and this guy uh such a weird world supreme star oh you know her olivia okay stop okay uh first of all i want to say how political uh elky good job at wearing the pauly d merchandise t-shirt uh second of all janice i'm a huge fan of yours i play like the villain of the internet in many ways uh keemstar and uh you play the villain on all your reality shows which i absolutely love because villains create the entertainment the drama uh that's kind of an insult right like in the world like for example uh jess up here not that she's trashy but she's from jersey and that is the trend right now and janice it's not really who you find that's a superstar or not it's just the fact that they're under your belt because i'm sure you can make a superstar out of anyone so even if the industry frowns upon who you pick the normal people like me and the others here will cheer on our champion our jersey trash can you do it what a pitch can you do it can you do it can you do it just speechless can you do it speechless watch and do it what what the [ __ ] does he want me to do yeah it's like a bumbling idiot okay the guy's sitting there bumbling he's the villain i started i started building me up in fact is the guy by the way him with the shut up keemstar shut up that's him by the way he goes [ __ ] shut up [ __ ] yeah this is a deep traumatic moment for keemstar uh the volume is gone how'd that happen what happened there's no volume it probably got muted [ __ ] yeah there it is once joan collins was the first villainess you started building me on the internet don't [ __ ] yourself you know i don't care how okay when you want to talk a really good solid idea and you want me to judge beauty and you want me to judge something iconic bring it on but in the meantime go shave all that [ __ ] around your face it's not working thanks all right all right she's like so annoyed oh that was fantastic i know keemstar cried after this yeah i feel that [ __ ] jordan pearson be like all men are important except keemstar [ __ ] that guy get him back in the sewer with all of us um god i wish i could watch the jordan peterson cries about men again for the first time so [ __ ] good this is exorcism it's a gentleman performing an exorcism with a squirt gun it's like a lazy ass dude he just doesn't want to get up i love this yeah this dude just doesn't want to get up that's just straight up like nerf it's got like a oh man a willing participant for sure what is going on george appears and be like where would the world be without men yo is he dual wielding yeah he's dual wielding this girl is cursed as hell she needs a double where would the world be without men to exercise women of their demons with nerf squirt guns that's right oh the singing dude is back in queue all right that's fantastic there you go man there's there's a spot for everyone in this world if you never thought you could make a buck exercising demons with a toy squirt gun then you're not thinking hard enough hallelujah that's a side hustle my dudes this guy's actually like a what would be a funny day job for him bus driver i don't know come home squirt some fools oh for the priest yeah because he's got a day job you know this is a side hustle right let's see what she goes for her feet at the end watch she goes for her feet right here he's like that [ __ ] stinks girl [Music] it's a shame because it looks like there's some really interesting audio well the singer's back so everybody finger on the button uh where's the singer is it just yeah here it is all right um jacob polo all right nathan my guy jacob my dude thank you for calling we love you we appreciate you you i understand we wanted to sing where our fingers are on the button with peace and love oh you don't even need that you're kidding me that's on the performance of a lifetime are you ready i don't want us to play music music or if i should just go acapella we we can play the music for you that would be even better go ahead zach pipe it in queue him up [Music] all righty whenever you're ready go ahead jacob you just watch i mean he was a good backing singer but i understand yep no i liked what i heard that's why i was like hold on let me hear this go ahead can you please start with i got this yeah i want the full picture whenever you're ready jacob i'm so ready okay well then all right a compelled time to start singing do you have your passport oh did you get your time girl would you like to come back with rise to america ow america america the beautiful do you have your transport did you get your shot girl would you like to come back with rob to america america america america to america [Applause] oh my god i'm sorry my name is home i just gotta apologize to my nana all right she did not deserve that but it's okay that was good what are you talking about that was glorious you know do me scare her by a little bit yo hit do this part again because the phone couldn't even register the notes do the part at the end the big flourish where he goes america like hit that for me one more time because i couldn't quite yeah i need a sip of water hold on that was powerful beautiful it's just beautiful i'm sorry gorgeous it doesn't wow i gotta say i'm super impressed thanks for calling in and nobody beeped you so damn we'll see you on broadway take that show on the road our kelly i know he's a little quick on the button but i appreciate it you know i was gonna thank michael jackson for ap but i didn't want to go pushing down now i'm playing i got age restricted on this video thank you jacob all right stay well keep singing keep singing thank you don't you ever stop singing never stop singing where would the world be without men singing we'd be nowhere we'd be nowhere without men where would the world be without men proctologists to check that your penis is healthy or is that a butt doctor without a proctol just to check for prostate cancer prostate cancer where would we be where would we be without doctors who are men all of them where would we be without it's not easy [Music] where would we be if it wasn't for big beautiful strong men who build buildings and sweat their bodies glistening in the sun where would we be without big meaty [ __ ] that just makes you feel full [ __ ] some have said that i'm a size queen i'm not i'm a size king because i like men he's like brett kavanaugh saying i like beer i like men i like being your honor [Music] that was ours chad is saying that was r kelly from prison apparently yeah it did sound that good [Music] we drink beer senator do you like beer senator i like men do you like men senator having some beers with friends uh [Music] what else we got is there any like do you guys have any suggestions i want to watch like a long content con long form content like reaction [ __ ] because we could do whatever the [ __ ] we want here i i have a request but i don't know if we're able to watch it it's a j-station video i found yeah that sounds fantastic we've seen the gay potion this is okay wait hold on lucy our cousy how they interrupt you for that one thank you for that but yeah in this video he drinks a cartoon potion and he becomes a cartoon yes you guys want to watch r kelly again we never watch or sorry the machine gun kelly oh the other kelly his cousin yeah i'll tell you where we're from machine gun kelly you don't know about that no let me show you an iconic tweet right now wait i vaguely remember it oh ian says you guys talked about it in front of me once i vaguely remember it but now i really do want to see it uh let's see it's an all-timer i need a machine gun listen guys if you're offended by anything i said call in and discuss it with me i'm i'm not hiding from anything i said if you all want to talk about it we can talk about it i'm not trying to pretend like it didn't happen and uh that's it guys you know i feel like there's different varying degrees of that's it i i don't know but at least i never tweeted this say what you will about me but i never tweeted out i wish 13 14 15 year old girls weren't allowed to be so hot the [ __ ] you say 13 13 so i wouldn't feel like such a creeper when i look at them i'm still 19 i'm just saying bruh 13 the [ __ ] 13 year old still got like lunch fails and [ __ ] 13 y'all still got those barbie lunch pills okay well let's watch me at a gq party fox i'll actually tell that story right you said to me you smell like weed and i said i am weed and then sick he loves that too he brings it up probably every time they talk about how they met wow you vanished hi i'm megan fox hi i'm colson baker is that your real name sometimes and this is [Music] okay yeah this is great this is the one how many tattoos do i have looking for name them out while you it's best to go by your ankle back of your neck the nietzsche and then the one right below the one i gave you which is the yin yang that one doesn't count no that doesn't count my other rib cage is also tattooed that's what i said you only said nietzsche in my bag all right well count the other rib cage too that's nine right the bonus if you want to redeem yourself is what does my back tattoo say the one on my channel close you're in the vicin that's not correct but do you know what it's from oscar wilde no it's shakespeare go for the butterflies go for it i know you can do it butterflies seems like they're really there's a butterfly in there but that's not how it starts we we will all laugh at the butterflies with gilded wings so close we will all laugh at gilded butterflies it's from king here and by shakespeare okay what does the nietzsche quote on my room say we are doing ap literature class right now that is for sure not okay you get because you were close on the number i'll give you one half of a point for that but that was rough what's something on my bucket list be abducted by a ufo i'll give you two points for that how do you make that happen i think she's already living with an alien or that's offensive sorry extraterrestrial correct boop a boop being a beep was it a it was a beep or a boo boop right with boobs from planet weed right two points um what was my first acting role oh mary kate and ashley oh okay and oh the soap opera that you won't let me watch if i swear to god if you play clips from that play clips i'll give you a point for that okay what is my biggest pet peeve when i eat and i'm talking to you in your ear i don't think it has to be related to you specifically how would you do that huh who does that eating in someone's ear that's not a thing that anyone does you freak quickly like just what's my picture yeah but but that's the sound of chewing gum yeah yeah there's a name for that i have that what was my favorite movie as a kid it's really hard to decipher when like we still watch kid movies all the time hook you stand by okay i'll give you a point for that what's my favorite movie now and if you don't know this i'm going to be very upset at you what's my favorite movie now i can't wait for it to get cold and i'm going to make no no no no you don't you don't have to you don't have to go there it's like an eight series piece we're talking about hairy [ __ ] potter yes don't think that i'm not i'm not into this video i just want to point out the chat saying ethan you eat in our ears all the time right i guess that's true is there a certain part i should watch because this [ __ ] is [ __ ] boring as a [ __ ] i haven't actually watched this gem yet anyone got a special moment crying somebody's crying no nobody's crying well let me read the comments here uh i can't they're saying they have amazing chemistry i can't watch this i'm out where did the suggestion come from to watch that well i think it was just the weed moment yeah i mean that was just in the article i didn't know about this video this is i am by i want to go back to the vibes at the beginning of the show i smoke marijuana so i don't beat my wife and children men are important we have we have so much responsibilities we have to smoke weed just to not beat our wife and children it's hard being a man we got two more ads oh [ __ ] let's do them this episode is sponsored by bab made by men four men i'm just kidding babble when you're traveling to a destination where you don't know the language it can be challenging to accomplish even the simplest tasks thankfully there's babel the number one selling language learning app through babel's bite-sized 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items oh yeah i would love to i love kanye memes your deliveries here yes but like give me the comment what the [ __ ] bro [Music] your delivery is here my dude wow i gotta see that again oh jesus bro oh no oh man there's a lot of [ __ ] back there you've got a washing machine like what i think they were moving out or something oh [ __ ] that sucks so bad that reminds me i saw i saw a video of man if you go to um idiots in cars i saw one recently that was so good i'm trying to find it it was someone who was trying to help in a driveway and they ended up rear ending let me see if i can find it i mean these are all good to be honest with you what the [ __ ] bro look at this yeah what don't [ __ ] bags of gasoline in the trunk oh my god oh my god oh what the [ __ ] that's crazy i'm assuming that's from the uk you know they're having like a they have a petrol crisis oh really what they call it i don't know i really understand why some oh jesus brexit related stuff what the [ __ ] is this where's the line start for the fast food uh let's watch some of these man [ __ ] it man yeah that's pretty impressive how do you do that parked on top of another car stopping before entering a 70 mile per hour highway causing me to fear for my life [Music] oh is the person in front of him stopping for some reason what is happening what okay i mean that was not bad was it seemed worse 165 miles per hour sick yeah i was fully expecting him to die at the end of that video half sunder [Music] did anyone find that video um i'll use it with the driveway oh my god whoa oh my goodness whoa oh in the [ __ ] that's a full sound that's a full sun moment how is nothing supposed to bend how is that even possible i thought those things are supposed to what how i don't know that's crazy cam says the sub is his worst nightmare oh you have car phobia cam yeah i get it what is that bro it's kanye west oh [ __ ] okay so this i'm not aware of so what is this ian i don't really know he was walking around germany with this on i think i believe it was italy maybe both but this one specifically i believe is italy he's been not spotted all over europe lately with with this particular mask that one and then there's another one too do you think it's because he didn't like his new haircut maybe you want to show it yeah yeah for sure let's see it there i got it yeah interestingly i've recognized this guy from somewhere what do you think once again proof that kanye is watching our show so true undoubtedly a friend i'm sorry for all those mean things i've said about you mr west or yay as of today he legally changed his name to ya he's no longer kanye kanye yep this is literally from [ __ ] my [ __ ] up no this is wild he also doesn't have a middle name either our last name just yay dude this is wild man that does not look intentional what's your take on this ian you love everything kanye does that is not true we've had many discussions but okay i mean it's not exactly the best haircut but i'm sure people will be walking around with that very soon yeah i have a theory sure um his necklace is saint and that's the name of one of his kids so maybe his kid gave him the haircut that's a pretty good theory to be honest i mean it looks like a child or an extremely brutal diss if you paid a lot for it this is what i was trying to do for you ethan we were going to be ahead of the curve and then kind of beat us right i was trying to line you up yeah again he watches he got that uh i i don't know if this is like a mean joke but i was gonna say and i say this with the huge asterisks and with peace and love but he got that chemotherapy cut i mean it does kind of look like that he looks like to me it's the like schizophrenic heroin addicts on living on the streets going to the bar and be like yo make it look like i okay i don't even joke about cancer it's too horrible but disease yo barber make me look like a schizo heroine addict say no more say no more fam dude that that's one of the worst haircuts of all time it must have been his son right i'm telling you it's gotta be it's gotta be yeah because like a professional couldn't possibly emulate this no no well he could just do it he could have just done himself yeah that's true why'd you send me this love i don't get it i can't like it looks like that in the back oh oh oh yeah oh [ __ ] love what is this you're helping him in sweden what the hell yeah we met up the other day oh sick just on a mcdonald's uh is that your daniel side gig is that your side hustle you as they yeah i just automated console people there yeah everyone some fiko with kanye well love was saying it might have been inspired by the it's the one that was the picture from the back looks yeah there you go there you go i see that how did zach uncode that is there any intel i feel like he's got to be right about the kid yeah you're not so sure well i mean i'm just i'm taking it out i think it's great i mean it does look like a little kid did it i mean i put that in my hair one time where's the other mask i want to see his other mask he's cruising is there a theory why he's doing this is he making some kind of statement about race is he trying to stand anonymous is he just tripping balls what are you cut to me what do i know i'm looking at ian i know he's cutting around all of them around he's obviously addressing you i mean ian you don't act like you're not the one that cares the most about kanye here right i don't know man he's walking around with a mask on i don't know okay you don't have any theory i'm sure you thought about it nope okay he doesn't want to get cancelled by the freaks again not that literally just don't know life was like a box of chocolates what the [ __ ] is that man you never know what you're going to get oh this is his other one yeah this so he wore this um i believe to perform at a wedding the night prior he's doing weddings maybe as a friend maybe it was the squid games kanye's life is so wild man i just want to sit home and play video games and spend time with my wife and kid and you got people like kanye whose wife is so wild it was the wedding of the son of the uh i believe the ceo of louis vuitton yeah oh that's a big money favor yes sir yes sir the son of mr louis vuitton yes sir whatever you want sir [Music] [ __ ] that you gotta do favors for these people because they're so [ __ ] rich and have so much i hate that jet by the way if uh louis vuitton needs a [Music] anything a podcast or anything we'll we'll ju you say chub we say hello but don't you does that rub you wrong kanye west the independent thinker mr louis vuitton says jump for me and he said yes yes yes whatever you want i'll come perform at your wedding well it wasn't a great performance either so oh maybe it was a how do you know that is there a video there was video well come on he uh he messes up the lyrics too one of his songs he's just kind of off-key too does it bother you that he did this wedding or am i the only one no i feel like there's too much we don't know could have helped him out early in his career it could have been a early kindness louis vuitton yeah i mean okay he's in the fashion a lot so maybe if uh if uh mommy wojinski asked me to do something for i'd be like anything you need mommy machinski you got it anything you milky mommy mommy wojcinski kanye performing flashing lights last night uh [Music] that sounds fine to me it was a runaway was where he uh he kept messing up on i mean that's amazing party and don't get me wrong but damn is it possible as a body devil because like that's what mf doom used to do he would always wear masks and we didn't feel like performing you just send out body doubles with the mask on could be like that's the genius and then if this [ __ ] cruise around europe with this other mask that guys could be in wyoming chilling playing final fantasy 14 just like me it's the move man some people are spamming channel five i guess uh he put out a new video yeah sounds good to me that's for members oh oh well i don't know if he wants me blasting out yeah no it's it's members-only content that i knew about that earlier today and i looked and it's not on his what did he put out something interesting we don't know uh it looked like it was at a uh anti-covid rally here in la i can't get enough of those man's man babies uk construction workers love to dress up as a baby yes so i guess zach did some deep research my first thing was that this is for sure fake when i watched it but zach swears that this is a real guy my name is phil i looked into it i couldn't find anything debunking it so i mean plus the channel seems legit it's like a construction channel no why the [ __ ] would a construction channel upload a video about baby fetish oh he did andrew did it upload it uh publicly it just wasn't showing up on his channel yet oh did it just must have just gone on four minutes ago so let's watch this then we'll watch andrews um yeah so he loves to dress up as a baby you're right there is other construction what the [ __ ] it's very bizarre you go from how to drill to one of our workers dress up like baby and gets his diaper changed gotta get this clicks swear to god it's other construction videos yeah it's called on the tools it's like a uk channel like this like uh it's such this is part of the gig dude dressing up like a baby [ __ ] well it lines up with the color story about the bowling pin it's like macho on the job beta i just like to sit in them i support phil's lifestyle choice i found out you like to just as a baby obviously together for about a year oh i think it's really nice my kind of feeling i mean i i believe there's people like this in the world it just seems like they're acting i like to pee in them but also why the [ __ ] would you put this out there he's a uk construction worker can you imagine what this guy's gonna deal with going back to a construction job this is normal [ __ ] in the uk dude this is just this video made jordan cry [Laughter] men i love men some men wear diapers as adults who's going to change their diaper other men other men are going to change their diaper that's who being a baby man being an adult baby is no joke man people in the chat saying it's fake yeah it's got to be fake come on now you ever changed an adult diaper a big fat guy works all day that's a big poop that's no joke man you think a woman could change that diaper no it's a man that's a man's job it's a man's job to change a man's diaper that's an old job not the other stuff it's just not me at the moment yeah there's no [ __ ] my favorite thing about being phil's mummy is caring for him it's not dodgy but then like why did they create this that's what i'm saying why if it was fake no it's like tlc where they fake all that [ __ ] i guess i'll answer my own question yeah they would spend money on a man-sized crib they're construction workers it's easy for me that's a good investment for the show let's throw that together but how do you get this actor bro you cannot pay this actor enough because you're this is [ __ ] you now bro it's really not uh phil likes being a baby for me there's nothing dodgy about my age play but for a lot of people it is sadly phil has been forced to keep his there's nothing dodgy about h-play a man should be able to express himself pair infantilism infantilism that's right the name of uh men are beautiful people who actually act like this here's an article that says the video highlights how modern men are increasingly becoming soft feminized and stripped away of their masculinity what the [ __ ] a strip this is like a jordan peterson stripped away from their masculinity exactly how the global is planned this video highlights how modern men are becoming soft feminized stripped away of their masculinity men need to be men oh no and when i don't wanna and when i make a giant poopy in my diaper i expect a man to change my diaper a giant man-sized poop in my diaper it doesn't even fit i have a blowout every night okay jordan's got so much play time in this article lifestyle choice is a secret as he's afraid to tell his closest friends yeah except until now but everybody in the world is having to hide my lifestyle living as a baby i don't want it to affect my work i don't want people to think i'm a weirdo to me it's just normal bruh that dude eat more than milk i never really uh got to enjoy my childhood because we moved around a lot uh he's really selling it and i think that's where the age play comes to be honest to probably still do it [Music] phil believes that age play brings him and his partner together as well as giving him a sense of happiness he struggles to find anywhere else [Music] my goal with this is by showing myself off to the world it will make it seem more normal and maybe make people less judgmental what i do when i regress to being a child is i color books i watch kids films play with children's toys it takes away all the stress of being an adult i'd have to worry about bills guys so [ __ ] like i'm sure there are people like this but it's like takes away the stress of being an adult it's like damn your parents it's like society is we need to do better nothing wrong with them i mean hey i'm not here to kink shame but uh can we can we shame some people we can shame right is there no shame is that oh definitely what about people that are into kids sure that he's not hurting anyone no this guy specifically i'm not saying but i'm saying there are definitely some out there well that's not a kink that's like an actual [ __ ] it's like an actual criminal i wouldn't call pedophilia a kink true in fact just saying it makes me feel horrible but i just have to worry about someone that like thinks [ __ ] can we shame them someone who likes eating [ __ ] or being [ __ ] on her well i think they like being shamed i think that's the whole point dude i'm [ __ ] myself [Laughter] his urgency is so genuine in that soundbite children worry about [Music] yes come on this is unreal no it's definitely not real so usually i would make sure you guys are just haters but why do you say it's not real just i can't because this was a thing because this was a famous video and a lot of people looked into it like half of our audience has seen this before and was saying oh yeah everybody knows this is fake okay oh yeah it's fake wait so zach what kind of research did you do what are you where did you everybody knows where did you see it's fake where did you point me where's the sign when you're switching to me zach was assigned to research this video and determine if it's fake or not listen zach represents my research team clearly he made a mistake it's not his fault so you taking the blame for this baby as always yes we don't plan to so it's kind of like being a parent but without the pain of giving birth i personally think that age play adds a whole new dimension to our relationship it makes us stronger yeah we love each other i'm gonna stop taking this video seriously it's fake right yeah it's fake okay sorry zacky i don't see any evidence though i'm just saying where's the proof why the [ __ ] he's right he's right there's no proof it's just people saying it's fake yeah that is where's the proof where's the that's two mondays in a row you got god where's the proof he's right where there's no evidence as a defense attorney i don't see any [ __ ] evidence here the construction video is real and the island boys are [ __ ] fire you heard it here my dudes all right let's watch me some channel five but zack's right do you have any have you found any evidence because i found this article saying that it was released by this forum to basically spread awareness about that whatever [ __ ] calls i just sent the jordan peterson calls oh it was released by dudes to satirize beta males sort of yeah wait yo this is the [ __ ] my favorite type of channel 5 videos first obligatory upvote for my boy hollywood anti-vaxx rally this is premium [ __ ] content my friends yeah lately i can't get enough of these anti-vaxxers i mean they're just so far down the meme hole and i don't think anything can ever pull them out except death basically i mean it's too late for them but here we go excuse me are you vaccinated that's mobility mary yo that's [ __ ] mobility mary excuse me are you vaccinating or excuse me zach can't can we get a little excuse me sir oh it's a little different excuse me are you vaccinations yeah yeah it's a little yeah maybe it's her sister oh man can you imagine mary was that there i do and it's she's in hot she's in l.a mobility harriet mobility sherry i do i do [Music] uh hate to to say this but i'm pretty cool say it oh i know what you're gonna do don't do it i know what you're gonna say wait how go ahead don't say she died i think mobility mary is long gone hey how did you figure how did you find that well she was an older lady who drove around her mobility scooter in the middle of the street all the time um wait are you just so you don't know first no of course i don't know okay i thought you were saying you were like no no no no this is my educated guess yeah she could be dead but that's different than being like i know she's dead well also her channel is called the ghost of mobility mary well that's why everyone thinks she's dead i think she's dead because she was an ill old lady who drove around in the middle of the street on her mobility scooter all the time i'm sure there's a there's a bike lane in heaven that she's terrorizing right now oh my god anyway let's watch this excuse me are you vaccinated god that's such mobility mary bud [ __ ] you i am absolutely disgusted with what's going on here in los angeles we need to take these guys out that close-up is like just it does so much work it does so much work they're all indoctrinated with this chinese communist fascist narrative and you know what we're not going to have it absolutely not but let's dig on the team kill their cash flow and that's going to kill them actually i would like to see them publicly hanging in the town square dude this looks like the intro to a twisted sister music video if we're not we're not going to take it 11 l.a fascists she literally just calling for murdering of public officials can you do that eleven well i guess she's saying she wants to see eleven la fascists will not dictate our lives you know what's weird is vaccine and mass mandates are overwhelmingly popular amongst everybody it has like 60 to 70 percent of all americans supporting it but if you look on the news and you watch media all you see is these [ __ ] anti-mask freaks cut kicking up a storm and like they are so far in the minority um that it's just it's so [ __ ] annoying to deal with them you know 70 percent are in favor of vaccine and mass mandates please take off your mask it's actually encouraging to know that there's some sanity in the world in the town square oh my god with andrew callahan good morning america you're watching channel 5 news we're here in hollywood california on the corner of hollywood vine where there is a rally to save america by saving what is it what's the name of the rally hey what's what's the name of this rally again unity march what's the catch phrase for this march let the lions lose who are the lions we're the lions who are the sheep oh all the [ __ ] idiots that like put [ __ ] in their arm what's your instagram handle it's liberty is dope one channel five live worldwide hollywood invites wait this guy's been like every one of his videos today and all day forward dude all of these people are coaching was making this point the other day the usual suspect dude these people have money that's what's crazy a lot of them that like how else is this guy traveling the country just going to protest all day like he doesn't have a [ __ ] normal job well he could be yeah i mean he's older so he could be retired he could be on social security right have a pension i i suppose it could be i wouldn't say he i don't i doubt he's rich and well educated i don't think that they're like rich rich but they're not like the working poor yeah like they they have the leisure time to waste their [ __ ] time doing this all day you know you know they say that boredom is the number one killer of the uh uh retired so right oh you're true yeah we love you we love the elderly getting out there and we're living an active lifestyle exactly this is good for him unless he catches covet of course then he dies one of the toughest vaccine mandates in the nation coming to los angeles the city council approved a measure requiring proof of full vaccination to enter many oh by the way yeah i went to uh dinner the other night with the family and they required uh proof of vaccination to get in and i was like [ __ ] fantastic let's go i went to lunch yesterday same thing i need to actually start carrying around my [ __ ] cart oh i have it on my wall on my wallet it's on my phone there's awesome oh just a picture of it sufficient yeah you can get the city of la will will email you a link oh and you can download it so i have like the wallet on apple here i'll show you i love that it's so [ __ ] nice yeah it gives you a qr code like yeah it sure looks like that sick i gotta do that that's way better than carrying around so nice it's legit like three questions name social security or something like that yes for and you get it right away but you know they're fair they go you can sit outside or you can sit inside but you have to be vaccinated inside it's like okay so you've got an option still if you're don't want to get the you know the businesses eligible students in the nation's second largest school district will now be required to get vaccinated against the coronavirus it comes amid soaring pandemic cases across the country and they're putting on crt it's time to just move move on and move away yes yes move away i love california i love la there's a lot to you know criticize but la california's particularly has been on top of this pandemic since the [ __ ] beginning the first state to go into lockdown we have held our numbers fairly low always done the good thing as a whole and now leading the way with vaccine mandates [ __ ] love it because listen we gotta force these hogs we have to make life very uncomfortable for these hogs to [ __ ] get vaccinated i'm not in favor of like kicking down someone's door i'm not in favor of forcing vaccine on somebody to walk around the streets you know but like if you want to use a business you gotta get vaccinated baby let's go wait i don't want my kid messed up i don't want them learning about critical race theory i don't want them to worry about that they still pass these these mandates on these kids they still put it in schools we have to take our kids out wait what is pb probably oh jesus christ bro oh that's a beautiful shot by the way that's that is amazing this school there are certain people that maybe it's better for them maybe my thing is it's 99 survival rate like what is it for from a health 95 do you understand what you're saying five percent of people that get the [ __ ] virus die how do you not understand how [ __ ] that is five percent means everything true i don't think that's accurate no it's it's way less than that but he's trying to make it sound yeah he makes it sound worse it's like it's like 98 or 99 it's still which is incredibly high because if you compare it to the flu that that's like point zero zero one three or something like that takes that five percent so like a full one or two percent is as you've seen over seven hundred thousand people have died in this country alone standpoint it's not it's a business if we listen to pharma our cough syrup will still have heroin in it it's a dumb did i wish i would [ __ ] sick i'd be hitting that [ __ ] tonight mr [ __ ] we are going by the nazi playbook wake up guys the vaccine passport yeah i love this is my favorite god i gotta decode this i gotta pause for a minute show me your passport show me your shots do you uh do you want to come with rob to america so the they this is how desperate they are to be oppressed they're comparing themselves to the genocide of the jews in europe to not being able allowed to eat inside of an ihop show me your passport vaccine they think that only passports only existed in nazi germany my body is god's temple yeah right let's see what you look like and now i'm hitler yo do you see that so okay so corona you got the number where are you looking right in the middle the white thing oh oh okay cool so c is the numerology let's go right so we've added together no way no way six six six so what what wait what is the first six derived it's just 66. it's the four it's the digit it's the there's six letters oh cause there's six ladders yes wait is there really 66 does that work out i'm i would assume that they did the math well don't assume but i guess yeah let's see 30 plus 15 plus 18. plus 15 plus 14 plus one equals 66 my dude okay and then can someone fact check that they got the number of the letters correct because if this checks out i think we need to be concerned oh there's no such thing as three i mean someone could do that behind the scenes looks right i'll crack the code you guys could proceed yo is anybody worried that korea means 666. somebody in our audience just said numerology is actually legit though so that's what i'm saying this is how do you explain the 666 a lot of weird things like that around 911 as well wait does that mean the beer corona is satanic right corona beer is satanic too i like cracking open a corona with someone why i'm on a hot bath i can't i can't do that anymore it's it's proven it's mathematical yeah is there anything else named corona that we can write off from the world yo the [ __ ] corona of the sun dude corona sun god no like the actual physical corona it's like part it's like the outer shadow satan amen i think the sun itself might be there i got another one for you dan that you'll corona is the artist that did the song the rhythm of the night antichrist amen send the hell jesus christ his name and heaven's name name is corona yo send her to hell send her to hell boys yo 90's eurobeat is satanic [ __ ] dude i knew corona wait does she say my quran no says something else i sharona oh yeah said sure sent your under the hell boys too close to corona yeah this is the problem with this numerology [ __ ] it's like you're gonna write off every [ __ ] thing that has corona in the name because it's satanic coronavirus is one word by the way so oh small loop what do those add up to probably not 666. damn i'm sure i'm sure we can make a number and divide it by something to get 666. is it rona season all right let's move on from this dumbass just like wearing a yellow star on your arm if you're too brainwashed and too stupid to see that a mask and a vaccine are not going to protect you from fascism you know what i've got some swampland in florida for you what does that mean that means i'm buying swampland in florida that's like the stupidest thing you could possibly do what kind of a question is that dude come on because it sinks under the mud or whatever yeah it's like it's not an investment would you rather live in wuhan china or portland oregon neither you have to pick at a studio apartment in either city i i wouldn't i would not it's would you rather it's got a picture i don't care i'm not answering that question because i would rather not do either one of them [ __ ] joe local celebrity here yeah man hey i'm not gonna lie man i would i definitely [ __ ] with donald trump heavies not discriminating against the black people with this vaccine and if it wasn't for him edd ppp it wouldn't it wouldn't exist so wait did you just reference edp edpp what is that well ppp is the loan program i know but what is the edp just another uh program that happened that [ __ ] that's what i was thinking actually by the way i was a super sad no i was catching up on the whole edp saga yeah did he ever get arrested for all that i don't think so because i think i think the guys who conducted it botched it because they turned out to be super the whole story was so crazy edp was the sports youtuber who was like super raunchy and crazy i mean i always thought he was funny he called into our show a long time ago man and he got caught trying to pick up a 13 year old girl in a sting but like the logs of him flirting with the third child girl is the craziest [ __ ] when he opened the dms when he started chatting with this girl he sent her a picture of his [ __ ] in the toilet like early on in the courting process he was like hey what you doing and sent a picture of his [ __ ] why swear in the foot i swear to [ __ ] god he did that it was crazy anyway hey [ __ ] with donald trump heavies not discriminating against the black people with this vaccine and it wasn't for him edd ppp yeah that's food stamps right no that's uh yeah there's too many unemployment yeah it's a welfare thing exist so actually donald trump actually made a big impact [Music] [Applause] medical freedom freedom this beautiful country we stand for there's so much on my mind we are patient advocates not federal henchmen oh okay what is the picture on the bottom one it just looks like some royalty-free images today yes in jesus mighty name amen in jesus name amen it i am 17 years old and i live in orange county and i'm here to protest for freedom stand up for what's right you're a [ __ ] sheep the [ __ ] outta here calling me [ __ ] hey this is zoytown [ __ ] again it's like the most unoppressed people in the history of the world the i just i love the perceived the shackles the oppression i can't go eat at ihops inside i can sit outside but i want to sit inside it's hot i am oppressed there's freedom for the world i love too that that guy is like in that clip he's like this is our town [ __ ] but he just said he's from orange county he's like you only [ __ ] literally that was actually an old video he's at huntington beach in that video oh it is his oh he found the same guy right well why is he coming to our town to do this could stick to huntington beach dude yeah he'll be fine no one will ask him to wear that so good the whole [ __ ] out of hollywood the whole orange county l.a dynamic is so weird because like they're right next to each other la as you know a bastion for liberalism and orange county is just maga [ __ ] [ __ ] country it's a lot less than it used to be but there is still a lot of that i don't know man i went down to make a video with idubbbz on a boat and it was like yeah it was there the flags yeah right forget it yeah it was like mega flags yeah no huntington beach in areas like that for sure orange county as a whole though i think actually voted for hillary and biden in the last two elections which was like unthinkable when i was growing up because yeah it used to be a conservative bastion but it's it's a lot less so now but there's definitely like you said huntington beach and areas like that are yeah i mean when we were there nobody gave a [ __ ] about masks or anything yeah we were like the only people and they were looking at us like what betas okay okay okay i took hand by there the other week and i told them the same thing like we're all gonna we're gonna get stared at for in a were you the only ones with bats i think so yeah there was only a few people like in the restaurants that had but that was it because the people there are like openly it's not just like they'll roll their eyes they'll like get in your face and yeah you know start yelling at you if you're wearing a mask yeah they asked me what happened to freedom freedom to wear mouth only goes one way it only goes one way no they were like oh you look familiar do i know you from somewhere like i don't think so they're like well i can't tell with your mask it's like oh yeah bro where everyone that's crazy [ __ ] take it try and jake what had brought you to the white lives matter rally in hb i heard the clan was going to be there i don't like the [ __ ] clan as someone who's semitic or half semitic you know i i don't like that [ __ ] he is i disavow the semetics we don't like this semetics we disavow it whatever half he's got we don't want we give this back to the white people and i went there and all i saw was people ganging up on people with american flags and i didn't stand for that who'd you come here with i came here with kelly right here legend assassinated by the clintons dude this is the dream team [ __ ] up [ __ ] [ __ ] you where are you [ __ ] your life by the way these people are are like horrible too it's like why are you even you first of all you look so stupid these people aren't serious don't take them so seriously and you just you look psychotic too getting in their face and telling them [ __ ] your life kill yourself like i guess people refer to these people as antifa i don't know they're literally flying an antifa flag right in the background it looks like a tongue in mouth like yeah so i guess these antifa if people didn't even care if they wouldn't pay attention them nobody would [ __ ] care or even talk about it and some some stuff these i think there's uh counter protesting is good but like this guy is like such a dumbass straight up amigos uh we're up here in hollywood and you know it's a big day can you describe what this flag is and exactly what this is is a four banger four bangers four flags on one pole so if you go up to the top before banger that's a new technique these guys leveled up benson trump flag and that flew in the capital of dc on january 6th to stop the steel flag this second up top you know what i believe totally in your freedoms i do bre you got to do what you have to do but i guys i'm sorry but someone going people are defending antifa i'm not i have no problem with antifa i don't think you need to get in their face and say i hope you [ __ ] die straight up homie just some dude flying a floor what do you call it a floor bang a four banger flag it's not that serious is my point okay thank you peace and love someone said ethan should watch a recent cnn video about the conservatives contradicting themselves when it comes to refugees yeah i mean it's it's all manufactured take the vaccines i did it it's good take the vaccines but you got no that's okay that's all right you got your freedoms but i happened to take the vaccine do you still support trump even though trump was heavy on the vaccine uh i don't think he was too heavy on the vaccine he was just trying to uh tell people what may be available and to make their own decision i don't think he was forcing them he wasn't offering them money he wasn't offering to pay their tuition he wasn't offering millions of dollars he wasn't in free donuts he wasn't offering him beer milkshakes you know for free hamburger free something you know just it's crazy and it's proven that it has creepy crawlers in it it has pieces of metal crawlers in the vaccine it's not like a caterpillar or something i remember it as a toy from when we were kids it's like a gross bug creepy crawlers it's things with tentacles and they like you try to move together it's like they're a family of uh of uh satanic little particles yeah so he this is a man that thinks satanic little particles known as creepy callers and the vaccine we don't mean to be screaming in his face i hope you [ __ ] die for real it's just not that serious is my point i think the is on the creepy crawler agenda uh i think it's to depopulate it's things that are bad for people kids grow in tails kids growing up with animal hair it's for the new world order i think they want to get us all on the world um you know in the um money system so i know it's about the new world order it's to get it to depopulate media beef media fiasco media fiasco they're yelling hold on hold on oh [ __ ] we're going viral we're going viral all right we're walking away oh [ __ ] we're going viral we're going viral we're going viral oh what's up man we're going viral viral you going viral are you going viral we're going viral hopefully hopefully i got a bunch of fights today don't air this at all please we'll get in big time trouble all right guys we are in hollywood love the size there we go what do you guys do out here what are you what's going on walking around talking to people saying what's up after a hectic few weeks on the road okay you like the sixers uh january sixers [Laughter] [Music] was that a gimbal look how stable your man is right now yeah this is pretty stable if you're watching this is i know but oh am i supposed to know who the [ __ ] this guy is they they just put up a chiron or whatever it says maggots brother he's a maggot reporter yeah i was not there were you there i was there yeah it was a great time i don't know what that means to people does that mean i'm a bad guy am i a bad guy for going no people think i am i don't think you're a bad guy how can you be a bad guy with a nice suit like that right that's what i'm saying how do you feel right now we're on the walk of fame do you think that you're ever going to have a star of your own this guy's like the end never thought about that he's walking backwards he's getting better all right somewhere else i hope this is the beginning of a villain arc in andrew's story where they're dual reporting uh constantly part of this industry anymore when you say hollywood's going down the drain uh what type of stuff do you mean well if you think about it everything that you watch on tv is pretty much propaganda rituals so funny i'm walking backwards like 10 blocks there you go i'm not going to be part of hollywood what's your favorite tv show uh probably american horror story that's like the most satanic show until it is but you watch it to understand what they're doing it comes down to rituals i don't want to say what group but they they do it and it's been passed down from thousands you know hundreds of years of generations and he's talking about it they used to do it back then shout out the keemstar is like i'm sorry somebody jamar is like did somebody say something i'm listening yes okay uh keemstar so can you describe exactly what the ritual is i believe it's um they take a baby they torture it they put in a a this bull right and they they uh they drain the blood and then someone's why are you laughing if you believe that crazy high off it probably you know they're drinking blood from children what's his little nose guy he's blowing the devil banging the devil i mean like probably music video bro you're talking about drinking baby blood like far leap i'm almost positive that's not an ahs in any of the seasons did you say he saw american horror story was his favorite yeah i i thought he was pulling that from the show saying that that's what he's watching it for but i haven't seen that in the show oh yeah no no we need to prove it that's the problem i can't i'm not there yet it's just people are going to uprise and i think a war could be coming right now it's an information spiritual war but i think it's going to be a physical war someday yeah and who do you think by the way andrew definitely out reported this guy he is just like basically just simping for andrew right now just gushing telling all he won this battle easy two sides are gonna be patriots versus the lip tarts or the unvaccinated versus the vaccine listen listen to me listen to me listen to me even hillary clinton said on national tv somebody's gonna hit and we're gonna break that big glass no in the sky i said huh i know we have she's talking about a woman getting elected is that just a metaphor for a woman becoming president what does he think it is i think he me i think he thinks there's a glass ceiling in the sky that's going to fall down on us still not shattered that highest and hardest glass ceiling but someday someone will and hopefully sooner than we might think awesome they took that literally on national tv we're in the [ __ ] dome yes this [ __ ] [ __ ] is no way that's that's deep deep deep in the meme hall because they try to break the ice wall that's on the out layer that's keeping us inside you think the earth is flat do i think i know you should go read genesis anyway why aren't you down here why aren't you covering oh no they found that cnn could you support the charity what's up what's up hey man what's going on what's on your mind not much for sure how do you feel about cnn this is so good andrew's so amazing he's he's so good big fan what media do you trust i trust independent thinkers i trust critical thinkers i trust blaze media the daily liar what about channel 5 what about channel 5 dude this is his biggest fan he's following him everywhere these are this thing is like this guy he just wants attention he's a but also he's like probably like a they're having fun together you know what i'm saying like they're not that serious yeah he's got a four stack flag he's flying he's just having a good [ __ ] weekend and he's cruising with andrew they're dogs yeah yeah by the way when the civil war breaks out these are what the soldiers are gonna look like on the opposing side so get ready five what these nuts gotti are you well then the great oh no way we found that these nuts guys no that's the deez nuts guy is that really him yeah this is hard hitting journalism i have to go back what does the deez nuts guy think about the vaccine that's the question the daily wire what about channel five what about channel five channel five what these nuts [Music] gotti are you welding the great hell yeah how you been doing wilvin oh oh i've been good i've been silent how do you feel about kobets did you take the uh vaccine took the vaccine so i like it though there you go the deez nuts guys is [ __ ] on [Applause] he's right there next to the counter protesters being like i took i can't believe he just randomly popped up in this video this is amazing this is the perfect juxtaposition here uh between these nuts guys and uh lipstick on the teeth lady it's cool so [ __ ] you la city council go [ __ ] these shots you're watching channel 5 you're watching channel 5. these nuts and the beast the beast the beast system that's like the one percent are they worship lucifer all of them i mean if they sell their soul for fame they're bowing down to lucifer that's the beast system what about if they like have an independent following that gets goes viral on youtube and they have almost as much fame as like a b-list actor that doesn't count that's independent how do you get into the b-system you sell your soul you sign a contract with who typically it's the big industries you know so they come to you with a contract but you're signing it with lucy so when you sign the like the paperwork even if it's in a pdf format on docusign hey i don't know the exact technical details but i know if you sign the contract you're signing away your soul yeah some celebrities you think are top offenders tom hanks i'm not gonna name many more names i'm just pretty much against tom hanks tom hanks yeah his son i mean have you seen his son's tattoos they're pretty luciferian chet hanks what's his son's name i don't know i just thought he's like covered in like illuminati dude how is everything tying together so well the andrew callahan universe is a giant web [ __ ] deep with these nuts guys at the center pulling all the strings him up he's got like the pyramid and [Music] i'm noticing you have a bernie sanders t-shirt on yes you like bernie sanders um i like some of his policies i support medicare for all free college universal child care universal paid family leave five weeks paid vacation a smaller military budget but you don't like the vaccine no we the little people are supposed to sacrifice ourselves be maimed and die don't trust the [ __ ] pharma-funded media people need to start like talking to community members and people that they know not lebron james or any other uh a media member or a celebrity celebrity who live for congress i'm a congressional candidate and one of the things pisses me off about our government we have you're a candidate well anybody can that's not the same the only thing he's these officials they have no idea what it's like to be out here no idea no idea ted liu the guy i'm running against he would never come because it's so ridiculous you know those people will finish in a hospital you know a bunch of uneducated people and trumpist well just said just look at the numbers if you're not vaccinated you will end up in hospital you know and you eventually die you know it's just ridiculous you know is there a lot of people like this in france uh there's some you know but i think not as bad as here yeah why do you think it's worse here i would say the the government has much more power in france to enforce rules and mandates compared to here where it's very decentralized then you have all those states like uh pretty good because he would not enforce the rules to make us safer you know so do you think there should be tighter restrictions yep sure yeah more mandates yep do you see that as conflicting with constitutional rights no i stand with the french dude and the deez nuts guys all the way that was a masterful video yeah that's good content my dudes that is good content wow oh maybe some will shatners wow wow we have a few more calls lined up let's see oh my god oh no we don't oh my goodness oh my goodness me oh wow um this guy really wants to talk to us about his hair surgery he's trying to get hairline surgery he's been on the he's been on the he's been on hold for two hours i can't believe so alex i'm gonna tell you yes go for it man do it simple as that yeah if you want it go for it what's the problem i don't know i mean well first of all hello hello what's up what up pimp nation hello thank you so much for thank you so much for taking the call absolutely i don't know man i mean i i it's a scary thing you know like you know how that works right you know how they do the the uh hair surgery yeah they they like uh suck little hair follicles out from the back of your head right and then they put it on the front no i so the one that i'm signed up for they slice a whole little strip out of the back of your head they open up a nice you know squishy on the back there and then they they pull out the uh they pull out the hairs they have like a whole team sitting there chopping your hairs out and then they put it into the holes in your head but look at the results man the result look at what on the screen right now machine gun kelly the results are sp beautiful i mean if you got to be honest yeah yeah he he was one of the main reasons why i wanted to do it like his result is probably the best that i've ever seen dude he exactly i mean he went from like a from like a four to like an eight to dating megan fox yeah exactly remember these guys are rich do you think i should bring like your picture in if i say like get me as close as i can to this like a barber you know how much is it going to run that what's the price run so you pay per hair and pay-per-hand it's like yeah yeah you pay per hair and so for me it would be like 7 200 that's expensive but that's a that's a life-changing pursuit i mean like if they do a good job if you got a good doctor i say go for it buddy if you got the money yeah i want to take a loan out or put yourself in debt or anything like that but if you got the money if you have the income disposable cash do it bro it'll suck for a minute but you're gonna [ __ ] feel great when it's done all right you know what go for it i think i'm gonna go ahead and do it i the doctor's in newport beach i'm not gonna shout him out i'm not getting paid um but i'll update i'll let you know how it goes and you know contact us i'd love to see the before and after i hope i don't give you horrible advice and you're like fed is all mangled and [ __ ] up no i think it'll be fine i i trust this guy i talked to a couple doctors um you have a similar kind of balding pattern as machine gun kelly yeah yeah i would say i mean he was actually worse than me like i'm not that bad now um so if i can even get close to that then do it bro do it you're gonna feel great do it thank you yeah god bless you okay i hope it's a great procedure and who knows maybe shout out to everyone maybe uh when uh maybe when machine gun kelly is done or megan fox is done with machine gun kelly maybe you can be swooping up with that beautiful hairline uh no i'm getting married in a year to my wonderful fiance jacob oh well congratulations what does your husband think or your future husband is he in favor of it [Applause] yeah he said go for it yeah so i think i'm gonna do it i wanted to do it before the wedding so it's going to be in about a year so if i do it now i'll be fully grown in by then it's a weird thing with the hair surgery too because like there's so many celebrities that get it and you totally forget that they ever were balding unless you like specifically look there's so many celebrities that got it and i don't even think like i wouldn't look at machine gun kelly think oh he got hair surgery there's almost no way to tell that i'm aware of we're like a nose job there's a scar yeah yeah like you get like a line in the back your head but that's a small price to pay small price get it dude get that beautiful hair all right all right take care buddy thank you hairline caroline king out from one hairline king to another love our hairline kings wait a joe rogan's car joe are you [ __ ] serious he got a haircut hair transplant but that motherfucker's bald is a goddamn yeah that's the issue if you if it doesn't work out you go bold you're kind of [ __ ] whoa that did not work out for joe there they won the nobel prize you never see the back of his dome i feel like something about that picture is making it seem a lot well yeah the whole side of his face looks like i feel like i've seen not that you can't see it but like for whatever in that it looks gnarly in that photo but i don't think it always looks that crazy that was a [ __ ] flop the dude is balder than ever here's another one of joe that's a pretty intense scar yeah i don't know i kind of researched it a couple months ago and yeah i kind of got i i decided not to do it i don't know why but all the celebrities look amazing and yeah but you know they're rich they probably pay like hundreds of thousands of years and joe rogan was rich when he got it too and his hair is [ __ ] his dome looks yeah so that's i think it can just sometimes not work maybe but that doesn't just shitload of testosterone make you bald like this [ __ ] that's true so much weird chemicals and [ __ ] his body is just screaming agony it's ejecting hairs from his head i think if anything that's yeah i think tasty taking uh testosterone can make you bald which is ironic but true like oh you want to be more man bald um testosterone is all kinds of weird [ __ ] to your body well guys how long we've been going we've been going [Music] two hours 45 minutes wow um what was the deal i saw this on my feed i wasn't sure what's the deal that it's just like boomer cringe energy what do you think is the number one contributing factor she's trying to she's like oh so you like watching people dance i i guess i was trying to interpret it because i included her channel she's got a bunch of these videos yeah i think they drove because she's like oh you like watching people dance on tick tock that's all you care about well then i'm going to do that and wake you up there were a lot of videos like this for a while a couple years ago where people would be saying a message and dancing and i think she just took it she's late nothing heats up earth almost like jet fuel pesticides lead and other chemicals too do you think it's a coincidence that the military emission man oh she's a comedian okay let's try another one i think is our global god what is our most powerful religion it might not be what you think it is let me guess it's money profit oh how did i know money is our god is she in the same forest as uh no such thing as there's no such thing as this [ __ ] come descending from the heavens with his black wings there is no such thing as of coincidence you may think she's dancing right now but she is actually in hell surrounded by the demons of money there's no such thing as the coin contact with a divine being usually that person has a d and b's because something about a wingy ding i'm just not sure that this joke has that much legs yeah and there's like a lot but i know it's like the cool thing to take a dump on billionaires right now but our billionaire is really the only product it's always seem like it's a joke like i know it says she's a comedian i guess the joke is just the dancing matched with uh serious stuff but it's a lot of just do it like 20 times are you a good person i like to think of myself as a good person like the other day i brought my own bags to the grocery store because i'm better than you and i had the guy bag my groceries and when i got home i looked in the grocery bag and there was my dirty underwear i had left in the bag somehow so the grocery store guy had to bag groceries over my dirty underwear and that's coming you know maybe this whole good person bad i'm not sure i follow that one lady yeah uh tick tock fever dream can you tell me what's happening in this video you don't need that she wants the donuts she eats all the donuts and now she's alive she's grinding up wheat she went in the forest got eggs shaking the what the [ __ ] is going on farting what the f dude dude what the title is funny family is this kids content yeah this seems like it's for babies it's just youtube kids content yeah i mean i agree the plot is a little hard to follow well she's she ate the donuts and she's trying to make them from scratch to replace them she's cooking them on this is the kind of content that has like 10 trillion views on youtube though these people are like richer they got more money than bezos d i bet you it is on youtube yeah for sure let's see wow epic that's there's quite a narrative that was weaved there moving all right well that's about it guys i had a good one oh my goodness these are still not pooping so i'm trying to get home again i mean he's pooping but he's still constantly like he'll go a few days without pooping it's just very stressful and then he gets upset yeah that sucks it really sucks i've been massaging the farts out of him with sagi we're giving him some kind of laxative now that the doctor gave us which it's a little [ __ ] up when you like give him a ton of laxatives like two days in a row and he's still not [ __ ] it's like what the [ __ ] is going on in there she gave him some [ __ ] chipotle am i right i did give him some of that some of that spicy uh yeah he probably would [ __ ] his pants just like daddy you wanna go make diarrhea with daddy we can go make diarrhea together buddy all right guys well uh have a great week happy monday and we will see you as usual on thursday slash wednesday for members right thank you to all of our members by the way every one of you absolutely every last one except keemstar who has a membership just to downvote our member uploads good point not him everyone but you not you it's like a romeo juliet anyways love you guys thanks for watching [Music] you

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Length: 160min 15sec (9615 seconds)

Published: Mon Oct 18 2021

Reddit Comments

[u/Castleprince]

That guy singing R. Kelly was epic lol Ethan was loving that shit

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I’m so glad they went on /r/IdiotsInCars hands down my favorite subreddit

[u/sharon1919]

CAUSE IM AN ISLAND BOY! Best bit in a while

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Need an Island Boy remix ft. Chet Hanks

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The girl who says she supports domestic abuse made me sad 😞

I hope she's ok...

@ 00:19:10 for anyone curious

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Zach please sound bite Ethan saying “wanna go make diarrhea with daddy?” Has 0 applicable use but it was hilarious.

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This episode made me cry from laughing so hard.

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With Peace ✌🏼 and Love 💕 I wish that Ethan would STOOOOPP calling people gay for the sake of an insult!

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Ethan desperately trying to make us forget that he had Jordan Peterson on twice on the show before lol.