Kallmekris Top Tiktok's Compilation | 2021

[Music] you good what does love feel like misha ah like you are getting biggest warmest hug you have ever received and you want to throw up and pass out at the same time i feel it oh becks also i have chad coming over to show you the ropes for babysitting boys for first time great that is him now hello chad what's up katrina you miss me about as much as fish misses dry land oh missed you too hey boys hey [Applause] oh yeah oh and who is this uh angelic creature i'm the girl that'll rip those stupid sun visors off your face and shove them where the sun don't shine if you call me that again oh i know i liked you no yeah and and i was [Music] are you bleeding yeah but like a lot i don't know you just shake it off anyway um oh my god yeah absolutely absolutely no no yeah [Applause] [Music] so are you okay baby no it's okay mommy's here mommy's no don't move don't move okay no if you cry i cry okay no it's okay watching the kids outside shortening all the specs though we appreciate it no problem my bands get got cancelled so oh yeah in a band what's it called we're kind of between names right now souls eclipsed hormonal rage and you're not my dad a lot of options there i'm not gonna unpack i like them all okay we're out of here what do you little monsters want to do whatever you want to do my lovely babysitter what's boy hide and seek superb idea riley superb it's great what's great superb what's your verb i'm counting to ten one two three riley come hide in here with me seven ten you're really bad at this game bratz would you like these flowers i hate flowers damn it this is a really good hiding spot only the best for my princess oh my god where are they i will help you find them my little chocolate salami did you just call me a chocolate salami that is delicacy in russia soviets had to be resourceful during food shortages so i believe it signifies your strength and beauty chocolate salami have you checked that closet no our position has been compromised so we're gonna lose what if i can help it what do you mean sacrifice [Music] [Applause] found you misha bex nice work tootsie roll oh is that american delicacy no it's a weird candy nobody likes but being weird's better anyway jess oh my stay by the cart please give me a heart attack [Music] yeah just on card it's a lot of groceries big family yeah four kids yeah [Music] yeah there you go i forgot eggs no can i hang with you guys no and you should probably change your outfit because you look stupid it's not stupid yeah it is you should probably change your hair too because you look like a giant toddler what oh baby gap just called what they want their clothes back come on oh wait i got another call here yeah oh it's a troll doll from walmart yeah yeah she says she's pressing charges against you for identity theft yeah you look like an idiot dude what did you just say no man because you i was i was just saying she shut up okay she's beautiful she's smart she's kind but you just get out dude seriously yeah fine thank you thank you get lost thanks for watching the kids ma i appreciate it my pleasure oh and i saw on the television today that there's a man with a mustache running around flashing people so keep an eye out really here well not in this city but you never know okay goodbye ma don't trust anyone with a mustache hello my little totally niece how are you i have to go to the bathroom all right go ahead now right here go to the bathroom oh hey so what's with you too i am in love with your beautiful intellectual granddaughter oh wow well i don't know about intellectual because she just tried to her pants right here but that's adorable what about you i am in love with an older woman oh i've been there back in high school my first love was a senior and i was a junior but i was too chicken to say anything so take nona's advice and go for it okay i will good you got a picture rover ba let's see ya huh oh dear god i retract my statement oh hey how are you good no yeah yeah no yeah the kids are great yeah yeah great for sure yeah no she's here she's here somewhere i'm sure she'd love to talk to you chris give me one second all right chris yeah she's around here somewhere chris yeah it's your great aunt on the phone she wants to talk to you okay no no take the phone hi say i miss you i miss you i miss you you guys speak up she's hard of hearing i miss you yeah okay you want to talk to mom there you go no i'm good i'm good you guys talk why don't you like your twin sister i guess that all started back on it a little i swear it was her sole purpose to make me look bad hey i got this for you marie ow mom what you guys are interrupting my date line what janet just hit me no oh my god this is just like a dateline episode i was just watching you were not growing up to be a serial killer you were grounded until i say or not what definitely got worse in high school she was popular and i was pretty popular smile bigger little bigger oh look at those train tracks more like cheese grater brace face zipper lips my mom even got into it going out mod don't wait up me too bye marie not you tin grin but you're still grounded i'll put your on we're gonna be late for church that answer your question maggots today's all about kayaking who here has kayaked before i know you have walter sorry just making sure my inferiors know i'm a pro more like prude what did you say maggie oh nothing pipsqueak he said more like prude the hello did all right looks like we got ourselves our first volunteer kayaker oh it's cool i actually have an innate fear of water activities oh well why didn't you say so yeah you think i give a you walking talking sun visor yeah you think you'd give this person to say the s word permission tonight get in boy okay five bucks says he falls in we'll take that five bucks says he cries can i get a puddle please oh i just saw something move jessica jessica hello thank you i need your help that's not me what are you talking about you said your other daughter's name jessica oh whatever you know what i mean i meant alyssa i mean jacob i mean lee i'm dale i mean max that's our dead dog's name from 10 years ago mom i mean isaiah that's my fourth cousin and he's a dude chris could you please help me what's my birthday july 2nd 4th 10th 10th okay jacob can you help me seriously marie what's up sugar didn't i did my makeup don't like you riley you don't need any makeup honey you're beautiful please your mom's right but she could definitely use some how long did you say you're gonna stay here again who's that hopefully some new skincare for those wrinkles hey thanks for why do you have a duffel bag you texted me 9-1-1 i came for a bed yeah because i needed some more support because my sister's here i don't need a sleeping with the fishes all right just keeping options open just come here maureen katrina katrina oh wow you gotta buy friends from russiancompanions.com no you can't even keep a husband let alone the friend she's actually my girlfriend what just go with it yeah wow good for you surprised you can land anything with you know letting go of yourself and all i'm going to get to my duffel bag no oh does she fight your battles for you too you know what marie it's okay janet i got this you kind of just proven a point listen here you bubble-headed washed-up dollar-store version of marilyn monroe nice janet is most beautiful smartest badass woman i know she is someone i look up to and love dearly though she may have drinking problem and she's not winning any awards for the mother of the year okay i think we're backtracking a little bit here but i can say with all my heart i would take bear for her i think you mean bullet would you rather take bullet or take on 1500 ton bear okay i have something to say sorry they're acting a little crazy what is it sugar when mom is drinking her spicy juice she calls you a giant okay i think it's time for you to go whatever in the world you were looking for is no all right spaghetti's ready i don't like spaghetti well i didn't like the way you came out at me at 10 pounds 2 ounces over the period of 48 hours just to split me open like the red sea to sit here in front of me and complain about the delicious meal i put in front of your grateful face eat it i'm gonna watch spaghetti's ready again all right wait what am i supposed to eat oh that was actually all we were serving tonight in the kitchen so maybe you can come back tomorrow we'll try it again yeah here is your spaghetti now oh i'm so sorry okay what are you feeling craft dinner some little hot dogs in there you made me eat it shut up yes you got it you need a chop up on the chucky milk obviously hey yo oh what's up riley how are you i'm okay cool your mom there no oh is beck's babysitting you maybe i should stop over say hey nope back says babysitting or i can't come over both but who's babysitting you no one what oh my car's in the shop i gotta call the cops stay on the line okay are those gunshots what the hell is going on what is this skeletal boom i'm also chief deputy we have reports of child abandonment i was taking a nap and my kid was watching frozen on an ipad my ipad died and i got bored you said this i am so sorry oh yeah let me write that down one second uh hey hey yeah i need something to write with don't write with no one second oh here we go all right this is an unsharpened pencil i need a pen i don't know yeah sorry still here yeah just give me one second oh here we go what do you want an award get out of the phone yeah still here what the mom there's someone at the door oh really you think yeah the fact that you are my child and you still don't get sarcasm is very concerning to me what what karen yeah yeah you got the wrong house no yeah no actually the uptight miserable middle-aged spawn of satan meeting is down the street you're gonna take a left you're gonna see a cliff you're gonna jump off i'm here because my son hunter wants a playdate with riley yeah you know it's not too late to change your name oh so i should have named my kid after the exact opposite of what he is your kid's name should be deer in headlights a stunned opossum you know what we're done hunt hunter what riley isn't he pretty oh hunter you have makeup on your face oh wait wait you think [Music] sarcasm you

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Length: 15min 28sec (928 seconds)

Published: Wed May 05 2021