Johnson & Johnson Vaccine Struggles, Apple’s Spring Event | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

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-As you certainly know by now, today, Derek Chauvin was found guilty of the murder of George Floyd. The courts did their job, and justice was served. And while this is a step in the right direction, there's still a lot of work to be done. Too often, justice isn't served, and the need for police reform remains. We all must continue to call out injustice until things change for the better. In the meantime, we're gonna put on a show and try to entertain you for an hour. Thank you for watching. [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ -From Studio 6B in Rockefeller Center, in the heart of New York City, it's "The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon." -♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ -Tonight, join Jimmy and his guests... -♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ -Musical guest... And featuring the legendary Roots Crew. -1445! -Yeah! -And now, here he is, Jimmy Fallon! [ Cheers and applause ] -♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ -Thank you very much! Hello! Thank you! Oh, it's great to see you. -♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ -Oh, that feels good. Thank you very much. Thank you. Oh, my goodness. Look at that. Thank you very, very much, everybody. Please. Thank you. Have a seat. Welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome to "The Tonight Show." Thank you for watching. [ Cheers and applause ] Thank you for being here. Well, guys, it seems like Johnson & Johnson just can't catch a break. Listen to this. Back in March, there was a contamination issue at one of their vaccine plants, and the FDA is halting production while it investigates. Wait. They're halting production now? You know your company is in trouble when millions of doses are contaminated, and it's not nearly the worst part of your week. Don't worry. Instead of fixing the contamination problem, they're just going to rebrand their vaccine as... Right now, the company is in so much trouble, Johnson is currently not talking to Johnson. It's that bad. Well, guys, some big tech news. Today was Apple's "Spring Loaded" event, the company's first major product announcement of the year. It was a great event. Nothing is more fun than seeing all the new Apple products that will be at the bottom of a random drawer in a year. Yeah, the big announcements were a new purple iPhone and a new iPad Pro that can store up to 60,000 photos. -Ooh! -Wow. If you need more space than that, either you're a photographer or your kid got ahold of your iPad for 10 minutes. Yep, they unveiled the purple iPhone or, as people celebrating 4/20 put it, "Purple?" That's right. Today is 4/20. I -- [ Cheers and applause ] Sir, you clapped a little too fast and too loud. I read that 40% of people who smoke think 4/20 should be a national holiday, while the rest skipped work today because they thought it was a national holiday. Right now, there's so much smoke in New York City, every apartment looks like it elected a new pope. Even Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer acknowledged the day's significance from the Senate floor. Watch this. -Today is what you might call a very unofficial American holiday -- 4/20. [ Laughter ] -This clip feels exactly like the moment everyone's parents joined Facebook. Do you know what I'm talking about? I bet senators take a hit every now and then. I mean, how else do you explain the clip of that senator removing glasses that weren't there? -I'd like to begin with religious worker visas. [ Laughter ] -And then he put them back on again after he made his point. Can we just see it again, Alex? -I'd like to begin with religious... -Oh! Some entertainment news. I saw that Vin Diesel is going to star in a live-action movie based on the old toy Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots. Say what you want, but it's nice to finally see a human taking over a robot's job. And, finally, a diner in New Jersey had a pretty interesting problem. Watch this. -A Canadian goose is wreaking havoc in New Jersey. The bird has been attacking customers entering this diner while it's protecting its family. At one point, the male goose knocked down a man and pecked his face, leaving him with bruises. -First of all, couldn't the cameraman warn the people before they almost had their eyes pecked out? Yeah, a crazed goose attacking people outside a diner. The goose was like, "Attacking? I'm trying to keep these idiots from eating indoors."
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Channel: The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
Views: 245,492
Rating: 4.914875 out of 5
Keywords: Tonight Show, Jimmy Fallon, Johnson & Johnson, Vaccine, Struggles, Apple’s Spring Event, NBC, NBC TV, Television, Funny, Talk Show, comedic, humor, snl, tonight, show, jokes, funny video, interview, variety, comedy sketches, talent, celebrities, video, clip, highlight, apple, iphone, apple spring event, apple watch, johnson & johnson, vaccine, j&j, vaccine paused, covid, coronavirus, corona virus, Covid-19
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Length: 5min 17sec (317 seconds)
Published: Tue Apr 20 2021
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