DID EVERYBODY, LET ME REPRAIZ THAT, DID ANYBODY WATCH THE
ACADEMY AWARDS LAST NIGHT? REG, DID YOU CATCH IT? >> Reggie: I DIDN'T REALIZE IT
WAS LAST NIGHT. >> James: RIGHT, YEAH. ANYONE, AS A SHOW OF HANDS IN
THE ROOM, WHO HERE WATCHED THE ACADEMY AWARDS LAST NIGHT? >> WOW, DO YOU MEAN THE WHOLE
THING? >> James: THE WHOLE THING. PETE, DID YOU CATCH IT. >> ASK THEM. >> YOU KNOW, I WAS CHILLIN WITH
MY HONEY AND IT JUST WASN'T PART OF OUR PROGRAM. >> James: JUST SOMETIMES ON
THE WEEKEND I WILL BE SOMEWHERE AND I WILL THINK WHAT IS PETE
DOING NOW. AND I WON'T KNOW WHAT HE IS
DOING, BUT I KNOW THAT IT'S BETTER THAN WHATEVER IT IS THAT
I'M DOING. IAN WATCHED IT. WE WERE TEXTING DURING. I DIDN'T CATCH IT. YOU CAUGHT IT. WHAT DID YOU THINK? >> I-- I WAS BORED, MAN. BUT THAT'S NOT THEIR FAULT. IT'S MY FAULT. I'M DUMB. I'M A DUMB PERSON AND I NEED
SOME MOVIE MONTAGES. I DO. I NEED LIKE GANDALF TO BE LIKE,
YOU SHALL NOT PASS! AND THEN FOR THEM TO BE. >> I WAS RUNNING, JENNY. >> AND THEN THEY WILL DO ONE
FROM THIS AREA WHERE THEY ARE LIKE, MANG? OR WHATEVER. AND THEN IT'S LIKE WE'RE GOING
TO NEED A BIGGER BOAT. AND I'M LIKE YEAH. >> ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED. >> YES, THAT IS WHAT I MEAN. SO THEY MAKE THE MOVIE THIS YEAR
NOT SEEM SO DE PRESSING BECAUSE THEY WILL SHOW MOVIES THAT I
LIKE AND THEN ONE FROM THISSER YOO. AND IT FOOLS YOU INTO BEING LIKE
AREN'T MOVIES GRAND. AND LIKE I NEED THAT. >> James: YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY
RIGHT. THAT IS WHAT YOU NEED. >> YEAH. >> James: YOU KNOW WHAT WE
NEED, YOU KNOW WHAT IT NEEDS, I DON'T KNOW, BILLY CRYSTAL, PUT
BILLY CRYSTAL IN THERE. >> YEAH. >> James: GIVE US A SONG, A
DANCE. >> YOU KNOW,ING. HE WILL DO A COUPLE
IMPERSONATIONS WHERE YOU ARE LIKE, CAN HE DO THAT? BUT HE'S OLD SO YOU ARE
LIKE-- IT WILL BE LIKE IT'S TOO LATE NOW TO WATCH THE JUSTIN
BIEBER PARODY THAT IS THREE YEARS TOO LATE BUT IT IS BILLY
CRYSTAL, SO WE LOVE HIM AND GET AWAY WITH IT. >> James: PUT THAT BACK ON
THERE. >> James: JIS A BIT OF FUN,
YOU KNOW WHAT I WOULD LIKE, SOMEONE WHO IS GENUINELY OVER
THE MOON EXCITED ABOUT INWITHING ONE. AND THEN THEY'RE LIKE OH THEY'RE
LIKE THIS IS GOOD, BUT,LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS. ALL RIGHT, BUDDY. ALL RIGHT, IT'S A GOLD STATUE,
LET'S REALLY JUST KEEP IT IN PERSPECTIVE. IT IS A GROUP OF MILLIONARES
GIVING EACH OTHER GOLD STATUES. DO YOU KNOW WHY THAT JOKE GOT A
LAUGH? THAT SAY BILLY CRYSTAL JOKE FROM
ABOUT EIGHT YEARS AGO. THAT'S WHY. BUT WE HAVE GOT TO GIVE A BIG
CONGRATULATIONS TO NOMADLAND, THE FILM NOT ONLY WON BEST
PICTURE, BEST DIRECTOR AND BEST ACTRESS. PHENOMENAL FILM, I REALLY DO
THINK IT IS, IT WAS MY FAVORITE FILM THAT I WATCHED OF ALL OF
THOSE NOMINATED BUT I THINK WE KNOW NOMADLAND ONLY GOT LUCKY
BECAUSE MRE TAL-- MORTAL IMAT WASN'T ELIC D-- ELIGIBLE. BECAUSE BECAUSE IT WON, AND
RECEIVED ACCLAIM, THEY ARE WORKING ON A SEQUEL NOMADLAND 2,
NOMADS VERS IS KONG. MOVING ON. PRESIDENT BIDEN IS SCHEDULED TO
GIVE HIS FIRST SPEECH TO A JOINT SESSION OF CONGRESS ON WEDNESDAY
BUT IT UNITS OUT THE EVENT IS INVITE ONLY AND LESS THAN HALF
OF CONGRESS WILL BE ABLE TO ATTEND. AND ONLY ABOUT 20 OF THOSE
INVITES ARE IN THE PIT, WHERE YOU HAVE ENOUGH ROOM TO MOSH
DURING JOE'S SPEECH. ARE YOU A MOSHER WHEN WERE YOU
AT A GIG? DO YOU LIKE GETTING DOWN IN THE
FRONT AND MOSH OUT. >> Reggie: I'M ACTUALLY WHAT
IS CALLED OUTER RING CONTAINMENT. >> James: RIGHT. >> Reggie: SO I STAND ON THE
OUT AND I MAKE SURE THAT THINGS KIND OF STAY CONTAINED. AND THEN IF I SEE SOMEONE HAS
FALLEN DOWN I KIND OF COME IN AND GIVE THEM TIME, HELP THEM UP
AND GO BACK TO THE PERIMETER. >> James: NICE, YES, I HAVE
ONLY MOSHED ONCE WHEN I WENT TO THE LIBERTINE, I WAS WITH MY
MATE AND WE WERE LIKE-- THEY'RE HAVING A GREAT TIME IN THERE. BECAUSE WE WERE SO INTO T WE
COULDN'T BELIEVE WE WERE SEEING THE LIBERETIEN, WE CAN DO T
LET'S DO IT WE GOT IN THERE I HAD BEEN IN THERE ABOUT 35
SECONDS AND A LIKE PLASTIC CUP OF BEER JUST LANDED BANG ON MY
HEAD. AND IT WAS THEN THAT I REALIZED
THAT THAT WASN'T BEER. >> OH MAN, TRUE STORY T WAS FULL
OF-- [BLEEP]. >> THE LAST TIME I MOSHED WAS
THE LAST TIME KAYNE WENT ON TOUR. >> James: OH YEAH. >> ON A FLOATING STAGE. >> ON THIS FLOATING STAGE WHICH
WAS AMAZING BECAUSE IT WAS A BUNCH OF KAYNE FANS SO EVERYBODY
WAS LIKE MOSHING FROM THE WAIST UP. AND FROM THE WAIST DOWN WE WERE
ALL LIKE WATCH THE SHOE, WATCH THE SHOES, NOBODY TOUCH THE
SHOES. >> James: THE EVENT SIN VIET
ONLY, AND LESS THAN HALF OF CONGRESS WILL ATTEND. THIS IS MORE EXCLUSIVE THAN A
KID'S BIRTHDAY PARTY ON BIG LITTLE LIES. >> IS THAT TOO OLD A REFERENCE
FOR YOU? >> I'M REWATCHING IT, SO DEAL
WITH IT. >> THERE WILL ALSO
BE-- WHICHEVER HIGH SCHOOL MATT GAETZ HAS BEEN TEXTING IS VERY
DISAPPOINT. THIS IS A CRAZY STORY, A MAN IN
JAPAN WAS ARRESTED RECENTLY AFTER FACING 35 WOMEN-- DATING
35 WOMEN'S SAME TIME TO GET MULTIPLE BIRTHDAY PRESENTS,
APPARENTLY HE GAVE EACH WOMAN A DIFFERENT DATE FOR HIS BIRTHDAY
SO HE WOULD GET GIFTS THROUGHOUT THE AREA, YEAH, THAT'S THE
TYPICAL MAN'S FANTASY, DATAING 35 WOMEN FOR THE PRESENTS. NOW LACK, YES, IT'S DECEITFUL,
MAN I LATIF AND WRONG, BUT WHAT KIND OF PRESENTS ARE WE TALKING
ABOUT HERE. I DO THINK THAT CHANGES THINGS,
I DO. I CAN'T WORK OUT IF HE IS A
SINNISTER CRIMINAL OR TO THAL GENIUS. >> IF LYING ABOUT YOUR BIRTHDAY
TO GET SOMETHING FOR FREE IS ILLEGAL, I WOULD LIKE TO
SINCERELY A APPROXIMATELY GIEZ TO THE APP HE-- APPLEBEE FAMILY
OF RESTAURANTS. AND BASKIN ROBYNS, I'M SORRY. AND KRISPY KREME. AND ARBY'S NEAR MY HOUSE WHERE I
GREW UP. RED ROBIN CHEESEBURGER
RESTAURANT. SKIPPERS. >> James: AND DID YOU TBIES
SEE THIS, A WOMAN WAS ARRESTED ON FELONY EMBEZZLEMENT CHARGES
THE OTHER DAY FOR NOT RETURNING A VHS COPY OF SAB RINA THE
TEENAGE WITCH THAT SHE RENTED 21 YEARS AGO. IRONICALLY THIS WILL MAKE A
GREAT PLOT FOR A STRAIGHT TO VIDEO MOVIE. SHE'S BEING CHARGED WITH FELONY
EMBEZZLEMENT. I WANT TO SAY IT WAS WORTH IT
YOU ABOUT FIRST I HAVE TO KNOW WHAT EPISODES WERE ON THE TAPE
BECAUSE IF IT WAS AS WESTBRIDGE TURNS EPISODE 1 SEASON 21. ABSOLUTELY YES. WHAT IS THE BIGGEST THING YOU
HAVE STOLEEN. >> OTHER THAN THE HEARTS OF
AMERICA. >> James: YES, OTHER THAN THAT
>> ABOUT 240 BEERS. >> James: 240 BEERS. >> IN HIGH SCHOOL, NOBODY HAD
LIKE FAKE I.D.'S OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT, SO WHAT WE WOULD DO
IS GO INTO A GROCERY STORE, FILL THE SHOPPING CARTS UP WITH BEER
AND THEN JUST RUN OUT. CUZ WE KNEW THERE WAS A LAW IN
OREGON THAT SAID PEOPLE WHO WORKED IN THE STORE COULDN'T
TOUCH YOU OR YOU COULD SUE THEM, EVEN IF ARE YOU STEALING. AND ONCE WE FOUND THAT OUT, IT
WAS LIKE-- AND IT WASN'T ONLY BEER. WE WOULD ALSO GET BIG TICKET
ITEMSIC BAGS OF BEEF JERKY. >> James: WOW, THAT'S AMAZING. >> I BY WINNIE-- . >> James: I DON'T THINK WE
COULD EVEN SCRATCH THE SURFACE, WIN WITH YEA WOULD TELL US NOW
AND WE WOULD KNOW THAT DEEP DOWN, I ALREADY KNOW IN A
DECADE'S TIME WE WILL READ ABOUT HOW WINNIE WAS AT THE CENTER OF
LIKE SOME BIG BLOCK CHAIN THEFT THAT HER AND A-- HAD BEEN
WORKING ON. WHAT IS THE BIGGEST THING, OTHER
THAN THE CHAINS FROM ROB'S COFFEE, WHAT IS THE BIGGEST
THING, BIGGEST THING YOU HAVE Z STOLEEN. >> I STEAL SNACKS HERE EVERY
DAY. >> James: IF IT IS FROM THE
KITCHEN, THAT IS NOT FAIR. >> THAT A IS WHAT I THINK TOO. >> James: BECAUSE ARE YOU
NEVER CHANGING MONEY FOR IT. NO ONE EVER SAY THIS HAS TO BE
EATEN ON PREMISES. THAT'S RIGHT, RIGHT, ROB. >> DEPENDS HOW MANY SNACKS SHE'S
STEALING. >> James: NO, IT DOESN'T. IT IS NOT YOUR MONEY, WHAT DO
YOU CARE. >> BUDGET RESPONSIBILITY. CAN'T HAVE WINY STEALING SNACKS. >> James: IF THERE WAS A
BUDGET RESPONSIBILITY YOU WOULDN'T HAVE GOT THAT NEW, YOUR
OWN SPECIAL FANCY WATER FILTER IN YOUR OWN ROOM THAT NO ONE
ELSE HAS. NO ONE ELSE HAS. EVERYONE ELSE HAS TO GO TO THE
KITCHEN BREAK RAM OR THE ONE NEXT TO WIN WREE'S DESK. IN ROB'S OFFICE HE HAS ONE TA
WITH BOILING HOT WATER, COLD WATER. HIS OWN SPRING, A WATERFALL OF
FRESH WATER, HE LITERALLY. AND YOU WILL BE IN THERE,
TALKING TO HIM AND WILL GO LIKE THI, I'M LISTENING. QUAR-- CARRY ON. IS THAT, DO YOU PAY FOR THAT OUT
OF YOUR OWN MONEY. >> NO, BUT IT WAS THE COVID
PRECAUTION, OUT OF ABUNDANCE OF CAUTION WE DECIDED TO PUT THAT
IN MY OFFICE. >> James: I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. >> IT IS VERY CONVENIENT. >> James: GENUINELY NOT TRUE. EVERYTHING YOU DO ARE DOING IS
TELLING A LIE, ALL ARE YOU DOING. WE ARE WATCHING A MAN WITH A
HUGE FACE LIE. (LAUGHTER)
REG, YOU HAVE-- YOU MUST HAVE STOLEEN SOMETHING AT ONE POINT. >> WELL IN MONTANA BIGGEST THING
THAT WE PROBABLY STOLE WAS A CAR. >> James: SHUT THE FRONT DOOR. >> BUT IT WAS OPEN, THAT WAS OUR
RULE. A GROUP OF THIEVES. >> James: YOU ARE ETHICAL
ABOUT IT. >> WE HAD A THING, WE CAN'T TAKE
ANYTHING PERSONAL F IT LOOKS PERSONAL FRK THE CAR WAS OPEN,
WE NEVER BROKE INTO A CAR, IT JUST HAD TO BE UNLOCKED. >> James: SURE. >> Reggie: ONE TIME THERE WAS
A CAR AND IT HAD A KEY IN IT. AND WE STOLE IT. AND DROVE IT AROUND. AND THEN WE JUST KIND OF
RETURNED IT EXACTLY WHERE WE FOUND IT LOCKED THE DOORS. AND MADE SURE EVERYTHING WAS
GOOD. I DON'T THINK EVER NOTICED. >> James: THAT IS A LOVELY END
TO THE STORY. (APPLAUSE). >> Reggie: RESPONSIBLE THEFT. >> James: I WOULDN'T MIND IF
SOMEONE TOOK MY CAR AND PUT IT BACK THE FEKS DAY. >> YOU WOULD 100 PERCENT MIND. >> Reggie: IF NOTHING IS WRONG
WITH IT. >> James: IF SOMEONE JUST TOOK
MY CAR, DROVE IT AROUND THE BLOCK, CAME BACK, EXACTLY THE
SAME CONDITION, WHAT DO I CARE, A BIT OF FOOL. >> YOU HEAR THAT, AMERICA. >> THE ROB CAR CHALLENGE. >> James: I'M IN THE
ENCOURAGING IT, I'M IN THE SAYING HERE IS MY LOCATION, I'M
NOT GOING TO PUT THE KEY ON THE BACK WHEEL, YOU KNOW, BUT I'M
JUST SAYING, WHY, WOULD YOU MIND IF SOMEONE TOOK YOUR CAR. >> 100 PERCENT, THOUSAND
PERCENT. >> James: WHY. >> SOMEONE STEALS MY CARS AND
DRIVING IT AROUND YZ THEY ARE NOT STEALING IT, THEY ARE
BORROWING IT, IT IS A VERY DIFFERENT THING. >> TOO INTRUSIVE. >> Reggie: JOY RIDE. >> James: GIVING PEOPLE JOY. EVEN THE NAME T IS A JOY RIDE. >> Reggie: YEAH, A LOT OF JOY. >> FOR THE PERSON, NOT FOR
THE-- . >> James: I THINK THIS OPENS
THE DOOR FOR A REALLY FUN NEW TAKE WHICH IS IAN, REG AND ME
ONE NIGHT IN THE NEXT TWO WEEKS ARE GOING TO STEAL ROB'S CAR. >> Reggie: DO IT! >> James: AND THEN PUT IT BACK
IN EXACTLY THE SAME, AND HE WILL NEVER KNOW AND WE WILL JUST RUN
THE CLIP ON THE SHOW. >> Reggie: WE HAVE TO HAVE
THAT FERRIS BUELLER MOMENT. >> James: EXACTLY. WE'LL GET IT ALL CLEANED UP. WE'LL GO THROUGH IT. GO TO DOWN ON IT. HAVE AN ORGY IN IT, GET IT ALL
CLEANED UP, PUT IT BACK. I AM EXCITED. I AM EXCITED FOR THAT. AND THIS IS A LITTLE SCARY. YESTERDAY THE UNITED KINGDOM'S
TALLEST ROLLER COASTER BROKE DOWN AT THE TOP OF THE TRACK
FORCING RIDERS TO CLIMB DOWN MORE THAN 200 FEET. LOOK AT THAT, IS THAT STILL
SCARY ENOUGH FOR YOU, HERE IS THE VIDEO, ONE OF THE STRANDED
RIDERS TOOK WHILE COMING DOWN. OWE. . >> James: I MEAN YOU WANTED A
THRILL, YOU'VE GOT A THRILL THE RIDE IS KNOWN AS THE BIG ONE AT
A PARK CALLED BLACKPOOL PLEASURE BEACH, YEAH, HERE IS THE THING,
JUST AS A GENERAL RULE IF SOMEONE ASKS IF IF YOU WANT TO
RIDE THE BIG ONE AT BLACKPOOL PLEASURE BEACH, THE ANSWER IS
NO, ALWAYS NO. AND FINALLY SUPER BOWL CHAMPION
AND FRIEND OF THE SHOW ROB GRON SCOW KEE SET-- GRONKOWSKI SET A
NEW WORLD RECORD, HE SUCCESSFULLY CAUGHT A FOOTBALL
THAT WAS DROPPED 600 FEET FROM A HELICOPTER. LOOK AT THIS. LOOK AT THIS. (APPLAUSE). >> James: NO MATTER HOW LONG I
LIVE HERE, I WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND THE RULES OF AMERICAN
FOOTBALL. BUT LOOKINGS GRONK HAD FUN
MAKING THE CATCH. THE COACH WASN'T TOO HAPPY LATER
WHEN THE SAME HELICOPTER DROPPED A FIVE GALLON GATORADE COOLER ON
HIS HEAD. >> IT WAS A GREAT CATCH, I THINK
GRONK REALLY FELT THAT ONE. HERE HE IS IN THE LOCKER ROOM
AFTER CATCHING THE FOOTBALL.
