MyPillow Mike Reacts to Jimmy Kimmel’s Monologue & We Play “Who’s High?”

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thank you i'm jimmy i am the host of the show thank you for watching i appreciate it after an emotional day on which three guilty verdicts were read in minneapolis and united states i think we're all grateful it went the way that it did in this case the jury made the correct decision a unanimous decision which is a step in the right direction and i hope the verdict itself brings comfort to the family of george floyd and all those who mourned his death and i also want to say good luck in prison derek you'll need it that's right i hope you're there for a very long time today also happens to be april 20th the day on which hitler killer mike and joey lawrence were born just goes to show you astrology is dumb it doesn't make any sense 4 20 of course is a holiday for pot smokers and potty eaters to celebrate 420 by doing pretty much exactly what they do every day [Music] on a sad note it's our first 420 without walter mondale so that's weird right i mean [Applause] you guys are high is that what's going on right now we have a good show for you today on this green day including billy joe armstrong from green day and ellen degeneres who is i'm not sure of this true i heard a rumor ellen's backstage stoned out of her mind so she's hiding under a very well-chosen couch right now speaking of drugs our new pillow pal mike lindell what a night last night was so if you haven't been following this my pillow guy launched a new social media website for people like him who are no longer welcome on twitter he started it off with a 48-hour frank-a-thon is what he calls it was basically him passionately ranting from eight o'clock in the morning until 11 o'clock at night he claimed almost 92 million people tuned in yesterday to see this franklin dell says fox won't let him on nobody cares anymore about the rubbish you write what about my friend that lost his google maps because he said something about the border why don't you want to write that story why not what are they hiding in america what are they hiding america hello everybody walk like this did you see any nudity in porn what part didn't you believe mike adele's a christian you guys are cowards you're guilty what hire the bots jump on him kill his company kill his company crash kill destroy sorry i'm a little fired up here a little you take one sip of an energy drink your eyes are gonna pop out of your head that went on late into the night i love that he owns a pillow company and doesn't seem to sleep it's like poetry i have to admit i was glued to this i want this frank-a-thon to go on forever mike lindell is kind of like saul goodman from better call saul he had a funny supporting role in one of the most incredible dramas of all time but now that he's got his own show you really appreciate what a character he is it didn't start out friendly a story came out with a transcript of my monologue last night so they rushed this into mike who read most of it aloud that was weird me sitting in my kitchen while the my pillow guy reads my jokes to his sidekick and he's going i wonder if jimmy is watching and yes jimmy was watching he told some people at a rally he would pray for me and last night i wondered if he really did what do we got here oh here we go jimmy kimball fires back at mike lindell's delusional palooza how did he get it up that fast where'd it go jimmy jimmy replied hold it thanks for all the shout out kimmel said do you think he's really praying for me yes i am jimmy i really am like honestly do you think when he says his prayers before bed he actually named me you know what i will deny jimmy all right well good thank you i'll take that even though i know when he prays god is like all right mike i get it i get it too loud i learned a lot from mike lindell last night including the fact that our paths have apparently crossed before you know on my show tomorrow i was actually on stage with jimmy kimmel at bob seger concert he won't remember me but bob see he went bad we were doing a filming 300 people out front i was on stage jimmy was sitting right next to me and a big country singer here back then he didn't mind me right you know i didn't mean nothing to him then you know good enough to come on the stage and sit there now he's going to try and see if jimmy calls me out for fake news i got the picture you get the big yeah yeah we'll see if jimmy makes fun of that i should put it i should put it out there jimmy and jimmy close friends invited you on his show oh well all sudden things have changed i actually that i think he's right i think we were we were in detroit but as i recall it wasn't a bob seger show it was a kid rock concert bob seger got on stage and did a few songs i was at a concert with kid rock and michael and dell little did i know it would turn out to be the holy trinity of trump but anyway mike he seemed pretty psyched about my invite and it seems like it's probably going to happen he invited hold on hold on he even invited lindell to come on a show in person for an interview in bed surrounded by pillows just me and mike snuggled up side by side at california jimmy i'll do that but not the goose feathers yeah goosebumps are bad for you your cervical nerve no seriously your cervical nerves you need my pillows patented fill all right well all right well i don't know i never knew i was being crippled by goose feathers without i'm gonna try to make the whole interview about geese i'll take you up on that i will come live on your show with one of my cal what has he got here california california king i will bring it there the brand new bed we're just launching i will absolutely do that we'll bring in pillows you can keep the pillows i'll give your whole audience pillows jimmy if you pull this off oh oh now you're awake okay oh we don't really have an audience there's our stab here but what i will pull off is a decorative coverlet so we can jump in that bed together i am excited i'm not even sure i believe he's real i haven't seen most of my friends for 13 months i'm going to be spooning with the my pillow guy next week you know i mentioned tonight is 4 20 and that is a big one around here in hollywood so we thought it might be fun to play a game called who's high tonight it's a simple game we are going to meet three pedestrians on hollywood boulevard there they are socially distanced so the way the game works is uh we got three contestants one of them is high the other two are not at least that's what they said and let's meet our contestants now first off we have shayla hi shayla hi where are you from shayla i'm from maryland you're from maryland what do you do for work in maryland um i'm not working right now i'm a college student are you on spring break right now no i'm not you are on zoom school or what or something like that right now what is your major business administration okay very good shayla can we zoom in on shayla's eyes so i can see they look pretty clear okay all right let's meet pedestrian number two is your name is excellence yes sir really really what's your middle name uh jay just j j yeah just the letter j yeah it's just a j really so would your parents felt they'd used up too many letters in the first one and went just with jay of course of course excellence jay um wow is that your birth name uh yes wow how about that do you have siblings um yes okay you're the one that's high yes yes thank you sir i am not you're not well then you've got some explaining to do all right and let's meet ashley ashley hi uh hi ashley where are you from i'm from monroe michigan what's that on your shirt ashley this is the shelby cobra okay all right the cut from the ford yes all right okay and um let's see what do you do for work i stock shelves at a hardware store by the way that's the weed bus going by behind you right i can smell it yeah oh you can smell it okay all right well if you can still smell it that would indicate to me that you're probably not the one we learned that excellence isn't the one so shayla i'm gonna say you're the one are you the one jayla i am you are hi that's right jayla what did you smoke today um i smoked the j uh pre-roll a jay that's his middle name all right excellent um let's meet up after the show and go through your life okay all right all right thank you all we have a gift for you for playing prizes for everyone photographs of seth rogen noted stoner thanks for playing who's i if you like that video then put a ring on it click the subscribe button below oh
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Channel: Jimmy Kimmel Live
Views: 1,759,923
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Keywords: jimmy, jimmy kimmel, jimmy kimmel live, late night, talk show, funny, comedic, comedy, clip, comedian, mean tweets, Pandemic, Coronavirus, COVID-19, Social Distancing, Quarantine, Monologue, Minneapolis, George Floyd, Verdict, 4/20, Mike Lindell, My Pillow, Frank Speech, Telethon, Frankathon, Kid Rock, Bob Seger, Donald Trump, Coca-Cola, Coke, Soda, Sean Hannity, Ted Nugent, Russia, Trump Family, Vaccine, Who’s High, Weed
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Length: 9min 43sec (583 seconds)
Published: Wed Apr 21 2021
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