“Says You, Boomer” - Url - Jeff Dunham: Me the People

[Applause] you know we all get stuck on our smart devices a little too much of the time and this guy is no different His Name is Earl but you spell it URL please help me welcome the new guy Earl [Applause] [Applause] foreign what are you doing I'm texting I I know but why now Earl I'm texting okay but you know we have an audience yeah a lot of them are texting too who are you texting I just texted you hi Jeff it says hi jerk oh damn you autocorrect why are you texting when we could be talking why are you talking when we could be texting you know Earl speaking in person is is a better form of communication says you Boomer okay how about this did you know that when I was your age water was free seriously I guess next you're gonna tell me you paid for porn actually we did yeah but today we pay for water and porn is free that's right I think we can agree on one thing good trade-off yep cool all right how about this you know my generation invented the internet and the personal computer oh so without you guys I wouldn't have my phone probably not what are you doing I just gave you the highest Confluence someone my age can what's that I just followed you on tick tock I'll give it right now we're doing a live show for a live audience why they could just stay home and watch it on YouTube it's not gonna be on YouTube yes it is no one here is recording it dude you're dumber than you look you know things are not as good when you just see it on a screen yeah like what a concert Sports sex I would think it's not as good watching on a screen yeah you're watching the wrong [Applause] Live Comedy Show I'd rather watch it on TV why I could fast forward through the lane stuff have you seen any lame stuff so far tonight no thank you because I've done on my phone so you're addicted to your phone yeah and many many but you don't think too much phone time is a bad thing just make sure the Candler doesn't come on on your toilet texting I don't think that's ever happened to me [Music] [Applause]

Channel: Comedy Central Stand-Up

Views: 776,758

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Id: A-76cD1svOs

Length: 4min 3sec (243 seconds)

Published: Wed Nov 23 2022