First Meeting [Dream SMP]

start in the stream how's it going how's it going is this working is this working is this going terribly wrong i i don't know there's a lot this stream might be scuffed i don't know i'm using a different i'm using streamlabs obs which is different than what i normally do because i'm told it has it has a few features that would be actually pretty useful but i don't know if it's going to work because i've never done this before in hindsight plot stream was it the best time to test this out and maybe not maybe not there's too many there's too many animals in here why are there so many ant look at this it's it's a barn who put these all here the only one that's supposed to be here is steve why are there like four dogs a bear hey why are there so many look at this why is my stream open this is terrible put these all here this is terrible i have six million subscribers and i can't run a stream it's incredible all right well at least i'm gonna get valuable feedback from my chat let's see what they're saying late late technical late late late late late i'm right here what are you guys i started i started at 11 the stream was supposed to start at 11. what do you want out of me all right all right technoblade your mic my mic is fine i i literally just accidentally had my stream opened and listened to it all right i clearly heard my voice i clearly heard my voice you're not fooling anybody you're not fooling anybody all right let me just uh scroll over here while we have the uh on the top left of the screen you can see the newest member all right it's pog so many people are gonna send me money all right it's gonna be fantastic but does it update is the question does it because i just saw like i just saw eight new people become chick i just saw 12 new people become channel members and it still says moth i just saw 13 p it i just saw 14 15 it still says moth 16 it just says moth that's all i'm seeing right now is moth on the top left uh shout out to moth uh is that does that update at any point or is is this just moth stream now moth you're killing it man you're congratulations moth everyone else everyone else is getting owned all the free clout to moth right now all right all right one of us one of us all right thank you for the techno pepe it's getting completely i might my viewer activity is getting owned someone just sent me 50 and it scrolled by in like one second karma thank you i think there was someone before that uh gy i don't know pronounce that thank the hundred royal phoenix thank you all right i'm gonna i'm gonna miss people they're going too fast it's a plot stream today it's going to be fantastic all right it's going to be fantastic good things are happening today i don't know a lot has changed since i last streamed i don't really understand it let's talk let's talk to phil all right and let's just hope that everything i just hope that everything doesn't break hey phil yo phil's a minecraft i i'm the only person in any in any dream smp vc i am all alone i'm i'm all alone yo hello hi matt all right let me just make sure the audio all right audio test test test test [Music] test i feel like you're substantially louder than me okay try now one two tests la la la la all right this this should be you know what i'm gonna open my stream i would i'm just gonna listen to myself [Music] this is terrible this is this is the worst okay i'm just gonna we're doing the jumps all right i'm back i'm back i was the test i don't know if the test worked or not i got very confused all right because i was listening to you in real life and on the stream and then i went no i got this i'm going to i'm going to defend on discord and then just listen to the stream but then at that point it was streaming the part where i was listening to the stream and you so there was still two of you and uh sorry about that it worked out it worked so hey i see is this your house i saw there was yeah yeah a new house connected to my house yeah yeah so i've had like a base of operations like hidden away somewhere and i got sick of running out to it all the time i might as well set up a base here so i can you know not have to do that um and i like it i like it a lot it was actually based off of some design that i saw yeah so and it's it's yeah it's real pogba we got a nice little pond here oh we got fish yep we got fish dude nice i may have uh killed one of them by accident in a in a freak accident uh my my the voices in my head got angry oh they have names these are all canonical fish canonical dudes nice also a blizzard came in like a really strong blizzard you slept through it but like ah dude everything's snow now yeah i don't know if you've noticed but it's just really snowy and i've had to like pull up fences uh to try and like keep most of the snow out that that'll stop the snow nothing gets past fences it it definitely worked like it was clearly [Laughter] why is there like huge dirt fortifications on my front lawn is my question i i'm not really sure we should probably get rid of that we should probably probably just like knock that down at some point it just looks terrible what the heck right in front of our front garden and it looks trash i used to be able to look out my window and be like wow it looks nice out there and now like my entire screen is just dirt fortifications look out there it looks terrible it's terrible my property value is going it's going into the gutters right now man it's so bad it's getting obliterated what is this we can probably take care of that in a little bit all right i've been uh i've been slightly tinkering with the the syndicate book does this look good i felt like there wasn't enough clarity of purpose last time all right should i give it a read yeah yeah now you see i i had the i had the five-year-old philosophy majors and on twitter saying uh isn't uh isn't this basically a government technoblade and like literally how in what way and what this is a book club this is literally a book club where is the where is the where's the institutional power where's the hierarchy do you do they think any group of people is a government when you have to do a group project in school do you form a temporary government to get it done are you do you think you think anarchists don't have friends in real life do you think they're all loners what is this what is this okay well this syndicate is formed to serve as a network for fellow anarchists creation and vocabulary mutual pursuits of anarchy and the fight against tyranny yes quite we shall have no leader no member shall be compelled to act against their will no member shall reveal information about the syndicate outsiders so basically don't don't talk about fight cause i'll talk about fight club it's it's the one rule of fight club just don't talk about it shall serve as the recruiter to introduce new members into the syndicate with approval from a majority of members all right yeah it's good that's perfect perfect all right i like that listen my high school understanding of philosophy will easily defeat the average viewers middle school understanding and then we'll have the actual like we'll have the actual like college philosophy majors in in the chat and we'll just pretend they're not there phil's up we'll just pretend i do not see smart people just just let me have content let me get some content smart people come on all right i moved your dogs by the way they were in the basement um nice can i just can i just see it uh this took me so long it took me hours you had to push every single one i had to push them individually i used a little bit of water but then they were just like you know what no we don't want that and i had to push them one by one out of the basement dude it was hell nice nice all right right now i need to sign this book sign what are we gonna call it six semper taranis now that's two that's too big we'll just call it too obvious the syndicate top secret yeah there we go sign and close all right we got the syndicate by technoblade i want to make copies of this book i have a system it's going to be clutch all right once i remember how to copy books in minecraft i know how to do this there was a skyblock exploit that needed this uh we're going to need we're going to need books i think book yeah yeah maybe nope nope we need a book and quill that's what we need then all right well i got ink sex oh we need i think feathers is the other thing do we own feathers we might own feathers uh if not i can go probably yoink some i don't see anything i see i have two feathers that is not enough feathers yeah we don't have enough i i need a couple of feathers not even not even that many feathers honestly like we could just go out and find like a chicken right now and we'd have enough feathers bruh my looting three sword will give us so many from that gives like six feminists that's just fine let's just find like two chickens and i'm gonna i found one i found one yo it was just oh the honey farm is there was just a chicken right there the honey farm is a bit it's a bit old oh this is such a difficult problem there's just no way we can solve this all right suffering from success i should just turn it off i should have switched the thing off infinite honey let's go let's go is that the same i think we already opened that mailbox all right let me just find let me just find a chicken real quick let me just i'm just gonna go over here this is a good stream we're good content creators all right the sellout timer is on chat don't worry don't worry i'm getting some totally prepared for this totally prepared for it oh years of preparation all right it's been so long since i last streamed what what even is anarchy again is that like is that like a a type of business model i i've completely forgotten here all right yeah i think i think it's the opposite of a business i think it's a i think it's a type of food good babe yeah anarchy muffins exactly let's just that's fine all right let me just turn on hitboxes i can't see anything in this tundra why are there only endermen what is this foreshadowing get out of here it's everywhere dude everywhere i go in this place i'm just like surrounded by enderman i don't know why where is this i get my head around it it's almost like they're being attracted somehow by something that lives with us but never know that's crazy that's crazy talk right there oh is that a chicken i see a small animal rabbit cringe cringe their rabbits boo boo down vote this is reddit downvote all right dude i'm just gonna start drinking it chat technoblade needs your help everybody hit the join button to spawn uh to spawn a chicken in the game there's definitely a correlation there i am not scamming you for money it's gonna work any second now oh my god i just checked the screen and it doesn't say the newest member is moth anymore now it's uh devsy how how often has that updated like twice in the whole stream i thought it would these streamlabs labels they do not be updating i could probably uh look at it look at why it's not obtaining as quick because i've recently changed my my stuff that shows up on screen specifically for like the the counters like do you have a counter on your oh i want a counter you're gonna have to help me with that imagine if i had a counter that went up every time someone subscribed i would instantly hit 10 million oh my god it's really quick too oh the channel members worked i only got one feather out of it though that means more people have to hit the join button oh i see another one it's working it's working wait have you checked your little hidey hole like the extra extra place uh you're gonna have to be more specific i have so many hiding places i'll i'll i'll oh yeah actually i found i found one the other day oh did you find carl possibly people were saying like i actually brought carl out to the front because it occurred to me like i've been hiding him for months people don't even know if he's a lot what's the point of a mascot if you ever see him on stream all right [Laughter] all right well i have 10 feathers i'm headed back all right we've had some prime lore content checking for more feathers there's many oh my god the enderman just teleporting into places and ruining everything oh all right well let's see if this fixes itself all right let me just head back to base how many blocks have i run out wait i got this i can use the trident pearls to more quickly move around because i'm a minecraft expert of the highest caliber it's gonna be amazing it's gonna be amazing it worked i'm a genius wait i got this because the thing that makes it slow is that it goes out of like render distance but you have those chunks loaded so what if it just goes all the way all right i landed next to the dirt fortification so we're almost there i think 10 feathers is enough for what i want to do i want to make a book i want to make a copy of it but like a copy of a copy of a copy to the point where it can't be like it can't be cloned you know i don't want ah all right this is how you make all right we're good we're good this is how it's done so we go like this and we have a copy and we go like this and we have the copy of a copy and then we go like this and we have the okay i think that's it i think that's a copy of a copy is as far as the rabbit hole goes all right so i got three copies of a copy throw the originals in there it's three enough how many members do we even have oh she's just showed up instantly that's awkward all right wait i need to enchant this i have too many books hello ha ha how's it going how are you going hello i followed the compass amazing oh wait i can't you you so you've already decided on on the first extra member wait a minute here i know you guys are trying to do plot but i just realized you can't enchant signed books [Music] this is a huge l all right all right hello hello everything has proceeded as planned come in come in i'm not a fool i'm not a foolish fool it doesn't test things before he does them on stream no it's fine that's fine how's it going what do you want to talk about we're just vibing here so wait where are you okay techno do you remember a few weeks ago when you when you came into my base and you you talked to me about anarchy oh yes good times good times i think i'm ready now very well well phil come in here oh yep yep uh that was just guarding the doll yeah pay no attention to that suspicious man outside all right you think she's ready to know about our organization uh yeah i think i think so yeah all right definitely like sure well we have a certain organization for anarchists to uh let me just read this out loud for anarchists to meet exchange information and cooperate in the mutual pursuit of anarchy and the fight against tyranny so what if you just read this book and told me gave me your opinion on how this how joining this organization might sound to you do i read it out loud i guess we could just stand here awkwardly i mean we've read it like three times on stream so you know might get a bit repetitive to the viewers hey viewers have you seen this book yet hey viewers did you know i'm an anarchist i'm sorry i'm talking to the voices it's very rude oh don't worry i understand um i yeah that that that sounds good perfect yeah welcome aboard all right you can you can keep this copy of a copy just don't don't let it like fall into enemy hands keep that in your chest i was going to give it a curse of vanishing so if you were killed while wearing it it wouldn't drop but apparently that's just not possible so yeah oh i'd say i'll keep it in my under chest don't worry no one will ever see it you can enchant regular books i don't i don't see why i'd be different but okay wait let me give let me give you a copy of this as well ah thank you all right in the uh yeah all right now you think we should get steve in there what steve in the end of chess do you mean no no no no we're in the syndicate ah i'm sure it's gonna be a good a good addition oh my god that's very loyal we're gonna be so unbelievably powerful with steve on our side alright steve on our side unrivaled dude steve wants to be plot relevant man he's the true main character honestly yes so often i've already started treating him as a main character he has a back story and everything dude that's amazing we need some steve bob is like pranking his mother his head whatever this is he stuck my head he stuck his head through the door multiple times and scared me oh he can push it through it's it's i gotta get all these animals like out of my house because it's just always here i got like all my sounds turned off right now just so we can like why do i keep i keep seeing like a flash of something outside my window is there what i see an arm i see uh i see it i see a little i see a little arm oh your scaffolding is you don't have scaffolding um your your awning is very nice too rambo stand on this is incredibly sus this is the most thing i've ever seen i am literally standing outside my house peering through my windows no right no it's just uh it's just uh do i need to call the police is this is there do we have a police now i don't i don't i feel like the police is like we have a police slightly pro government as a concept okay hello oh oh this is ed okay yeah he's standing guard you know someone shows up he won't he won't actually do anything but man is he man is he going to stand there but he could he couldn't yeah the worst god ever dude just doesn't mean he's fighting like every time someone shows up he's just like i'm not getting i'm not getting paid enough for this yeah it's literally like an underpaid security dude has another right armor no thank you no thank you i will lose this fight i'm just three days away from retirement mm-hmm i mean like rambo how much of that conversation did you hear this is curious yeah you have to hear anything wait is rambu not allowed to no not allowed to know about that was probably not a good thing to say if you want to keep a secret if i'm entirely there's there's no there's no secrets in here we're discussing them i deep friendship i do live with them oh thank you thank you that's that's good that's good i'm i'm glad he sort of he sort of lives over there he's he's in the mm-hmm he's in the fence yeah this is this is separate it's it's a these are two separate things oh i'm so sorry all right well we're awesome are you guys are you guys like have do you have like a loan with nikki or something cause that's what that was my number one uh theory was that it was a loan that she was paying back no phil phil dude are you thinking thinking what i'm thinking phil i'm thinking them i am thinking thinking what i'm thinking all right all right i'm gonna get killed no no no no no no no no no no no no no i would never hurt another human being so let's let's let's just drag you let's just drag you into some shady corner hey i'm coming to this coming to this alleyway okay coming to this oh okay all right have a little secret meet in here all right phil you wanna you wanna join in yeah yeah so rambu tell me what do you what do you know about anarchy um not not much about it actually i'm i don't really i don't really um know that much about like i'm assuming that it's it seems like a government thing right yeah no i don't like i don't really know that much about well it's more of an anti-guy it's like the antithesis of government really oh so it's like it's it's not it's not it's opposite of government uh pretty much more or less okay close enough okay close enough it's the rejection of coercive hierarchies all right how do you think those words oh i know what those words mean too i'm not just read it off the dictionary.com so how do you think the world ought to be run rambu um i retire and live a super far away away and i just don't really um just don't really like have any i mean i live with you guys i i mean this has been nice right this has been nice it's been nice i like just like not really having to worry about um writing down laws and stuff oh you don't like writing down laws well let me tell you anarchy very little writing down to flaws in anarchy we're actually strongly against writing down laws oh that's that's good yeah because i was i was a minute man from la manberg and fun fact i actually wrote down uh nothing i wrote down nothing there it was yeah i he kept track of the kids but like i i just never wrote down anything and they never checked so well let me tell you rambu about anarchy you see us anarchists we are anarchists over here we believe that nobody is fit to rule over other human beings all right now let's be honest most people most people aren't smart enough to rule themselves frankly but nobody's smart enough to rule other people all right we've seen how the governments have gone say that yeah all of them have just been huge catastrophes nothing but conflict all right it's just terrible suffering everybody suffers except the guy except the guys on top who just seek to maintain their own power so what do you how would you feel about uh about becoming an anarchist i mean i i think i probably already am i mean i don't think i'm as like violent yo well you see anarchy isn't all about violence that's just that's just my brand you know we're trying to work on our brand image right now oh that's good your guys are gonna have i can help you guys with morale because i know how to not be violent true true techno has like he's he's reforming you know um i mean i i wouldn't go that far but you know it's for the brand image of anarchy as a whole you know that makes sense that makes sense think of it this way rambo it's like a conflict resolution club like a fun club i i i don't know if i i don't know if i go that far but i i mean we resolve governments by like obliterating them i mean i mean governments are like conflict and everything so i mean yes government suck i agree yes plus one retweet reblog exactly ah okay okay see i i i thought it was going to be like really like cool and intimidating to be here and now we're we're now literally all of us are getting snowed on while you're in cover and we've played we've played ourselves as well we've played ourselves don't worry it still looks intimidating from my angle all right that's good that's good because i am extremely cold right now i am extremely cold oh no yeah that netherred armor isn't doing much for warmth oh i need a i need a warmth enchantment all right what is this yeah minecraft very utilitarian there's no there's no comfort enchantments all right it's just like protection for thorns unbreaking i imagine the more enchantments we get the heavier again oh god all right so how how do you wanna what if i told you there was a certain organization of anarchists that's looking for new members how would you would you be interested in joining an organization that's been that's been like against like that's been like against government and everything uh yeah pro anarchy anti-tyranny things like that wait you guys wait wait you guys have been wait hold on how long has this been going on uh how long did you join how long ago did you join nikki like five minutes well about five minutes about five minutes okay okay yeah i wrote i wrote this book this morning actually oh okay oh i mean technically i had a rough draft earlier if i'm gonna get all technical um yeah okay oh yeah sure sure okay yeah yeah sure all right all right yeah all right here let me let me write this down real fast yeah you write that down yeah yeah yeah yeah maybe you maybe be careful about what you write down because like uh an important part of this organization is we don't want we don't want information together why did i hear pistons oh um that's my sugar cane farm uh uh of course of course well i'm gonna i have a boy i have a book about our organization here that you can read and see if it's all see if it's all chill with you all right i'm not trying to i know i know where we have you like backed into that alleyway over there but that's just that's just for the meme we're not actually like trying to chorus you or anything that would be counter productive yeah the organization yeah um exchange information cooperate we shall be compelled to act against their will i like that part i like that yo um don't gotta do anything don't even have to show up for meetings yeah okay all right yeah we literally have like one rule and it's just like don't talk about fight club now you can keep the book just don't don't let anyone don't let anyone see it okay see like the only rule the only like restriction you get joining the organization is that you can't you can't be like telling everyone about the organization if they're not in it you know it's just for the secrecy aspect but other than that you can do pretty much whatever you don't even have to i don't have to show up i mean you could you could be completely useless and there wouldn't really be wouldn't be any repercussions to that i mean besides the natural repercussions of being useless but you know now like organizational thing what's that is that the sellout timer wow no there he goes wow what a free way to exit an awkward conversation and i'm out of here and i'm out of here you guys uh you guys how's it going out there how's it going i'm about to make a lot of money i'm about to you guys i'm about to death and make a lot of money one second here one second right all right my death and key did not work let me just all right all right let me just wait wait what if i all right i'm gonna try something and it's gonna be incredible i'm gonna turn on channel members only in the chat temporarily just just while we're doing the sellout timer all right and we're gonna ring the bell everybody subscribe to technoblade subscribe to technoblade hit the join button today hit the join button become a channel member and if you don't have money you can just subscribe regularly yo yo subscribe to technoblade i'm trying to get 10 million subscribers please i upload once per month i deserve it i work very hard i work possibly harder than any human being on this earth alright i play minecraft i log in once per month all right it's very difficult so just just hit the join button hit the join button subscribe spam one of us can we get hey channel members you need to be flexing the emojis in the chat alright you know you can use emojis in the comment section and the live chat you gotta be flexing those man imagine using emojis in the comment section your custom technoblade emojis it's incredible it's incredible oh my goodness oh my goodness channel members i am making so much money right now this this is this is unfair this should be nerfed this should be nerfed this is ridiculous this is just insane oh my goodness wait how does the how does the alert box even work there's no way it can show new channel members that quickly does it still show channel numbers well i know there's the newest member thing which uh it still says uh jenemy so that's uh i don't think that's updated in real time i don't think it's updated in real time close enough close enough all right we're gonna we're gonna go join the other so let me let me turn the chat back on for the for the normal people all right all right let me see how long does it take to change that can we get some regulars in the chat yo yo i ain't some ender pearls actually wait where are my ender pearls at do we have no ender pearls am i gonna have to trade for one like a peasant why do i still not see regular people oh there we go there's the regular people they're back they're back all right i'm gonna trade for some under pearls i'm down to three unacceptable all right let me rejoin the discord here yeah block what's that yo you gotta block yep yep i just made five million dollars it was incredible congrats wow wow oh if only we had something so just an average average day i know in the life of a tech tech note oh so it's just it just doesn't feel like bragging when you're in the room with rambu mr 100k twitch subscribers [Music] you hit the record for like the most subbed now you're going to hit the record for the fastest ever the fastest drop let's go the larger they are the harder world record plaques it's going to be awesome yo all right hey phil you want to you want to bring them to the meeting room oh absolutely i've been waiting so long you've been asleep for ages dude oh all right i've just been hiding man that is true all right just do that sometimes you're just going to hide i just i just kind of dip i poke you with a stick and you don't even move dude you don't even know i'm just just sitting there sleeping for weeks on end all right all right so um guys guys guys this is gonna look this is gonna look really bad but this this is what we call a leap of faith welcome to the syndicate all right you just gotta just gotta jump in that phil oh you did the leap of faith it was gonna be a cool he's dead all right who else wants to go who else wants to who who trusts me all right i have a lot of stuff on me listen trust trust is the foundation of all of this going forward all right let's see this is the lava my first time here and now i'm just jumping into it again yeah the thing about the scientific method is that you got to do things like multiple times to make sure to make sure it actually i mean what if the whole like burn into that thing what if that was like a coincidence and it wasn't actually like a law all right is it real lava who who who's gonna who's gonna go in first no no it's it's a it's a painting all right what do you think it's of course yeah [Music] yo welcome get in the boat all right get in my boat i mean i'll place a boat for you rambu let's go phil oh i got the people mixed up hello that means that our boat is more likely to be attacked phil what have you done oh sure don't worry well i will outrun them turn left when you get down to the bottom of course you're out running me what am i going to do pass you in the 2x2 tunnel all right well no one will ever suspect where we are here we go um so we have we have some other exits and entrances that are closer to the portal for us to get out of here quick um but we don't have to worry about that nice what you do want to look at though is uh is this yo wow yo welcome to the syndicate room yo looks good looks good oh we got our logo over the door and everything not really logo it's more of a kind of semper taranis yo i actually found uh some some hidden plans in this stronghold uh that belongs to mr lujaboy on youtube and twitter the ancient one so i followed his design and added some additions and uh yeah it's pretty fog i like it a lot yo we easily have the coolest table on the server it's not even oh yeah yeah it's not even close all right let me get in that chair here yeah all right you guys you guys are gonna need code names all right now that you're now you're part of this organization okay i don't know something that's some like cool mythology thing i don't know we got like six chairs so we might have to i want to get more members who i need to like expand and what's cool about this as well is we have in the pill stasis chambers that we can throw things down and if i stand in the chair it activates it all right the top of the chair posture is important people yeah exactly if you close the trapdoor on my chair uh whatever you want i will just see how far he runs i'll just make him keep running go fill go i'm going to do things things outside here i go hit that hit hit the trap door whatever you want let's just leave him there that's just my legs dude my legs no that's fine it's fine keep burning old man all right and he's back welcome back hello instantly teleported him in a little bit of a workout all right you don't have to you don't have to join for meetings and stuff but it's pretty cool you know you don't you don't have to attend i mean we got we got like harp over here hasn't even shown up for our first meeting i don't want to reveal the name of my fellow member until he feels like okay having his identity known you know that's there yeah that makes sense that makes sense yeah you guys can get like cool code names i'm a protest elias uh phil is a zephyrus oh this just feels like a design flaw phil it's just it seems really easy to set off by accident i mean it's literally i'm like dangling my feet in the water it's very uncomfortable when i'm sitting in the chair yeah it just that just seems like i'll move it yeah be slightly better all things considered hey phil i really like your design your design pods designs do anything or can i press them and not have something bad oh that sets off the self-detonation yo detonate let's go it turns on the the air conditioning yeah nice it's just that it's just that one motion blows some air onto the table it turns on the fan yeah slow ceiling fan listen technology is hard man all right we're doing what we can we're doing what we can it's very nice i do like i do like it um we also have a little symbol behind nice nice the withers oh oh wow yeah we're the good guys you can tell right like that there's a good guy stuff right there it's a bunch of stand up fellas exactly yeah yeah all right so so things that i have uh so whilst we're all here let's let's have a little chat though yeah you know first meeting it's a meet in room let's have a first meeting so uh what the [ __ ] is up with the egg dude yeah the eggs i have no idea oh actually me and rambo i actually know we do have an idea oh we have kind of an idea rambo and i well i got like dragged over and rambu followed this guy bad boy halo he's pretty suspicious i'm not gonna lie he was like yeah you want to come you want to come and check out this egg in this van and i was like i don't know i don't i it's like it's like a cult or something they're they're saying they're part of the eggpire i'm going to be real phil it smells like government in there all right it smells like government i i'm thinking i i i don't i don't want to i don't want to be crazy or anything but like i heard the egg like whispering there's something with that egg the egg whispering the egg yeah yeah yeah rambu rampu never there yeah yeah the egg contains uh yeah oh not in the eggs the egg tries to get in your head and everything but um i already have a lot of stuff in there so yeah so not have enough space so yeah yeah the egg the egg tried to get it and it saw like in cue 775 people are ahead of you in the queue and uh yeah kind of got bored waiting yeah so what i'm hearing is this is possibly something that needs to be resolved yeah i'm gonna i'm gonna do some more investigation i'm gonna i'm gonna talk to people that are like not directly like part of the empire but like know about it see what's going on there because that seems like it's gonna be a problem at some point if there's like that's gonna be a problem if they're gonna be doing like a server takeover or something that's going to be you know you know how us anarchists feel about huge government takeover who yeah we're slightly if we're moderately opposed to that kind of thing you know a slight slight preference against it i'm guessing at some point we're gonna have to make an omelette i think that's i think that's what we're gonna have to do phil i mean it's a virus yeah it's a virus it depends on the version that makes sense that makes sense you know how many spellings there are of these greek gods all right so all right any other concerns that anyone has about things that are happening well i've actually been hearing rumors of uh i've been hearing rumors that there's a new nation being formed in the snowy forests of the west of flamenberg i haven't i haven't seen it myself but i've mm-hmm i have been there there is definitely a nation forming all right and i think we should we should check that out at some point yeah we should probably i don't know about that make sure it's not like some sort of like tyrannical government for him in there you know you know i mean it it whatever this nation is i'm sure it's ruled by the most competent of individuals so confident unbelievably competent fear is being struck into my heart right now just thinking of whoever might possibly rule this sort of sort of nation but we we're going to investigate first you know make sure it's actually a government and not just some guys being dudes because i i'm very pro guys being dudes you know you know yeah why get in the way of that you know yeah exactly i mean we don't we're not just out here to cause problems for no reason right you're just talking governments not everything's in government yeah yeah could just be some guy's house and the rumors have been greatly exaggerated sure just trying to get some property value when the anarchists show up like yo you don't have a wither yo and it's like i live here alone with my cat please guys please i just farm wheat please please guys why let me just cut off his head six supper taranis ain't nobody farming wheat here man yeah i'll be taking that weak [Music] command you're in this wheat for the cause but yeah incredibly competent people yeah wow how is he doing this is so powerful yeah so well yep yeah maybe we should maybe we should like whilst we're all here we could go if you i mean if you guys want you don't have yeah we could just we're gonna go have a quick peek yeah you said you said you've been there sorry you said you've been there um i know i might know the way yeah all right we could probably still like just talk a little bit though i mean there's probably still some some more stuff that happened right yeah you have anything yeah you have anything to bring up oh yeah do you talk about anything um wait okay so what is what has happened what has happened um um oh wait wait techno you've been you've been asleep for the past weeks right oh i've been getting some good rest and phil you've i've been stuck in that blizzard you've been pretty much yeah poking techno with a stick every couple of days to see if he's still breathing and then nicki you don't know where are you you haven't been like i know the direction but i've only been underground for the last couple of weeks you've been underground for the past couple of weeks oh [Music] mostly so you guys don't know then know what what um oh why did it have to be me you want that nose um you remember uh remember uh tommy tommy right oh i hate that guy yeah well um he got he got trapped in the um prison with dream and um he's dead what nah nah you're joking nah it's just no have you seen his body he told me pat died tell me have you seen his body sam told me outside of the prison that tommy was dead i mean if you look at he hasn't he hasn't been here for a while i mean it's only supposed to last like seven days i think but yeah no he he hasn't been out for like 11 and sam said that he died how did he die did you know uh a dream uh i was talking with sam dream uh beat him to death yo that's a pug all right well moving on hated that guy anyways all right technically you know how many chances i gave that guy and every time he was like screw you technoblade i'm gonna hang out with all the guys that stabbed me in the back and sent me into exile so at this point at this point it's just really not my problem you know you feel me okay somewhere in there i promise but i mean we haven't seen the body anyways i haven't seen a corpse yet and like it has gotten quieter but that might i think he's just still stuck that's how storytelling works if you don't see a corpse they're alive yeah exactly everybody knows that all right you don't physically see it could be right but right they they somehow got out somehow magic they could have been i don't know water i'm not convinced yet but sam could just be lying that's that's another i mean i i didn't see the message i did see the meth message uh messages are non-canon let's just skip okay all right okay i wasn't sure i'm seeing i've seen a lot of messages in the chat actually they're all i think i think we should go investigate this uh what was it called nikki um no no chester no chester let's go let's go check out that place all right let's go make sure nothing's going on there uh all right you guys go first i'm gonna i'll lock up yeah yeah and then i have a um a book issue to talk about with phil all right let me throw my pearl out here book issue filled bc2 oh okay what's that is it just right back what's that part of the part of the plan i don't actually know how to leave here i don't i don't know either like uh i mean we could go through that tunnel and then do like sort of like a trident pearl thing through but i i assume phil has a less stupid way to get out i guess so yeah now we just have to have to awkwardly sit here while i have a i have a character moment all right hey weren't you gonna were you gonna kill tommy actually how do you feel about this you know what i i don't know i tried i know i technically wish it was me you should totally like claim credit here be like yo got em hashtag dub huh maybe i can see the size of this w from orbit there we go yeah phil we don't actually know how to leave here so so there's actually like two really cool exits just over here i think yeah right here so wait so uh up you go yo you guys haven't haven't been to south chester right i haven't been to snow chester oh yes oh you guys phil there's a bit of a learning curve yo you can try now and all right oh oh have you been around um i think like only like once in like the very very beginning okay so yeah fun adventure anarchism yeah this will be our first mission yeah oh yeah just gathering intel you know scoping out the situation right right you know who knows if someone's gonna be there when we show up you know there's no way of knowing thinking about that egg though dude i'm just getting hungry now are you are you gonna eat the egg oh absolutely i've been i've i've literally like heard stories of how big it is so like dude if it's that big i'm gonna be eating it for like months and months and months i'll just yeah that would fill you up for days let's go i'll even freeze some of it dude that being said i feel like we should we should be careful with the whole egg thing because when i was with bad boy halo he was like oh you got it you gotta like you gotta touch the you gotta hold the egg you really wanted me to touch the egg you really wanted rambu to touch the egg i'm thinking there might you might have liked the egg not good not fun yeah we might we might need to get them some like antibiotics or something because i'm thinking how is that going to be our next mission antibiotics yeah we have to invent medicine if you destroy the egg it will actually hurt you all right okay like a lot oh is that what this red stuff is oh yeah yeah yeah yeah oh yeah it like whispers things to me like it tells me to kill things yo let me let me listen to it let me listen to it if you get warm yeah i hear nothing all right let's go down the cake path boys i can pick up all of this actually that's bm let's be honest i can just steal it and replace it somewhere else you can fit into your inventory man i gotta i got a couple of spaces rambu you are the only person that can repair this cake road all right like you see like a half eating cake you just pick it up you put it back down it's prepared that's actually what i've been doing whenever i've been walking past this place nice i also made a cake staircase i'm pretty sure it's still right here right here right here right here this is this key oh oh okay okay fixed oh my god we're such good let's go ah this is community service right here that that makes my anarchists are evil right exactly man oh look at this game oh this game dude and then there's the staircase that i made [Laughter] all right nikki lead the way uh let me think i think it was this way yeah i was still like the the west yeah i think it was oh gosh was it over the was it over the sea rambo you're gonna help me a little bit here i've just heard it's like west and there's like snow and forests i think there might be like a but maybe a tunnel or something i think i don't really remember all that much but uh yeah okay let's see let's see if we can find that west yeah yep west it was definitely near the prison oh the prison mm-hmm yeah is this the right way i'm pretty sure yeah i think the prison should be a bit yeah and a big like waterway i built a canal in right right there actually right yeah oh yeah right and there's this way yeah to snow chester oh wait is this the is this the tunnel rambo you were talking about i think i think so i mean that looks like a tunnel yeah all right let's go all right oh it's made out of soul sun soul speed right let's see someone oh yeah i don't have [Music] like a few weeks ago yeah how does this work you just like swim along uh go you have to if you have soul speed then touch the soul ah yeah you can go faster you can like zoom through the wall oh it didn't work well if you if you take your shoes off it doesn't pause oh that's right i'm winning i'm winning the race wow you did it by stabbing me i'm gonna win in the race let's go let's go i'm i am just getting the water what happens if you don't have occupants you die in respiration oh sorry oh sure give me the dolphin boost at the last second i might have been drowning here all right all right i just seemed incredibly unnecessarily dangerous going into the going into the strange uh all right so there's tub oh right there we got caught immediately good work everyone good work oh if he needs any help for any particular reason that i don't know about yeah yeah all right i'll go i'll go talk to him yeah just gonna stare at him until he joins the vc why hello there hello hey hi uh what's up how's it going it's going okay technoblade why are you here well i heard there was a new nation i heard rumors that there was like a new nation foreman over here and i wanted i just wanted to step by check in see what was going on you know i'm sorry but you were like a dictator like like two months ago so i just wanted to i wasn't a dictator oh well who who voted for you all right huh huh i don't know you don't you can't name a single person that voted for you i don't understand government you know what that's fair enough that's fair yeah all right we just we just wanted to we just wanted to check in see what the nature of this this establishment is you know yeah how how would you describe what this uh what is this like a settlement nation government military base maybe ignore that last one all right well anyways yep yeah but no there's there's there's some weapons here you're just you're really making this hard on yourself i know i know sitting here like i do have a question i do have a question what is your shield why do you have that yeah why do you have that shield last time i remember yeah last time i remember someone wearing this shield we were at war against countries yeah this is uh i just kind of wanted i just kind of wanted to complete the set all right well you know it's black it's red i'm an anarchist i can appreciate it okay okay just you know just a normal question all right i have a different shield i just lost it oh i had a shield once i actually really still have it oh you got a fox here that's nice yeah it's like godzilla it's eaten sand oh that's fine oh okay all right that just doesn't the memories that just doesn't seem very nutritious if you ask me it's not particularly yeah i mean i don't know it's not my pets jack manifolds you should tell jack manifold to feed it i mean i mean i i it's not really that's not really one of the one of my top issues but i just i just feel like you know feeding your pets food so it doesn't eat sand sort of common decent you know what you know what i'm gonna i'm gonna give it a golden apple let's just wow okay this is just why did i take damage skeleton i'm being a good person i'm being a good person's get here have this bone as well all right oh he look he looks so much happier he looks oh my god look at this yeah i bet oh my god oh my goodness dude actual food oh my god he is so happy right now that's true that's true now i'm just going to ignore that hey do you happen to have a bell around here hey techno techno yo okay i'm gonna find like a private room to sell out all right you have you have to have any like open rooms around here tubbo yeah yeah yeah all right you can use my basement all right just gonna sell out in tubbo's basement let's go yeah that's okay that's okay come down i thought this room would be most appropriate for you given the um uh if you look behind the ladder yo bazinga all right all right let me just we got the dirt channel number bell all right all right give me a second to make vast quantities of money yeah yeah yo let me edit the live chat channel members yo where my millionaires at where are my millionaires at any new viewers in the stream watching but aren't subscribed you wanna you wanna hit that notifications maybe i mean that's just that's just if you want notifications if you don't want notifications i probably probably should not turn on notifications that would be that would be ill-advised all things considered i mean the one thing you don't have to worry about is that i'm gonna upload so much that you're gonna get spammed with notifications that's just that's just not an issue here that's that's the one thing i can guarantee you as a technoblade viewer so if everyone if everyone can just hit the subscribe button and become a new channel member as well by hitting the join button let's go spam those emojis in the chat one of us one of us just peer pressure peer pressure absolutely everyone let's go let's go every time i hit the bell there's a new channel member it's incredible it's incredible we're already at 800 new channel members today oh my god oh my god fossil net just donated and he says y'all should become a channel member who are you is you know fossil net he seems like a smart dude i'm sure you guys should all listen to him hit the subscribe button turn on notifications sorry i'm gonna i'm gonna stop being a sellout now all right let me turn the chat back on okay and there we go all right let's go meet up with the others let's just go meet up with the others gotta close that close that door there got an egg to do and one weapon and one weapon [Music] how would you describe this uh the nature of this this settlement oh so whilst you're ringing your bell techno he summed it up pretty well let's hear it uh it's a it's an isolationist colony no a militarist isolationist colony that's how i describe it and who is it what is the military like for uh securing the safety of the colony well you know self-defense isn't that bad all things considered you know mm-hmm i mean we all have weapons to defend ourselves so you know i can't you know i can't really yeah i mean i wouldn't really compare the weapon so are you saying would you say who who would you say is like the grand leader of this colony do you guys have a grand leader it's like in charge of everything no it's just just a bunch of equal dudes hanging out is that what you'd say yeah it's like foolish lives here i think puffy kind of lives there me and jack manifold do the military stuff all right and you have you have no plans to start like doing doing any like sort of imperialism on other people i if i knew what that word was just to start like conquering and like oppressing other people you feel it and you ever ever get in the mood for some conquest i like blowing things up that's about it well you know who does it who does it i mean come on come on that's just that's just relatable all right well this this guy this guy seems like you know he seems like he might be on the path to reformation here so you know i'm my creator if you want yeah you know what let's just let's just go visit the crater okay everyone okay everyone's gonna need a boat because it's it's a distant crater it's just a huge crater um i have to go so i'll i'll go back to the base uh i'll i'll help you guys have fun okay we'll report back to uh what's up all right perfect all right we'll take non-canonical pictures of the career don't worry i've seen it don't worry guys i've seen the crazer i got my polaroid oh yeah nikki was actually there when the cam went off yeah yeah absolutely let's go let's go this tunnel took stupid long to dig please respect it this is the most budget tunnel i've seen in my life it's one wide and it's segmented and it's not even segmented all the way oh my god less than one day oh did you make it yesterday and then and then give up what is the bro how many stops are there i'm running and i'm keeping up with them this is the most scuffed tunnel i've seen in my life come on give me a break 3 000 blocks like you think you should put like some torches or something so i couldn't afford coal there goes the boat ah there's gotta be a way to like spam jump do you accept constructive criticism dubbo uh not about the weapon about the transport uh yeah if i had to give any constructive criticism i'd say your tunnel sucks it's okay my town was allowed are you kidding me why are the three yeah creepers they spawn like in clusters done they just spawn ah there we go did you not think the spawn proof this i'd like at all no because i only intended in using it once so this is like more use that it should really deserve hmm oh god i feel like your colony needs some better architecture i have to say this is let's go kind of sad give me a second all things considered [ __ ] i'm working on it hurry up old man i want to see a crater let's go oh god okay you well that's uh that's definitely a crater yeah it's died down here now you can walk out here without getting very sick so you can come up yeah you can oh this looks safe this looks safe and not dangerous at all still extra dangerous because you couldn't just die from being around it yep it's toxic but it happened like ages ago like radiation yep wait wait wait wait yo okay yeah all right so pretty good that cobblestone platform up there was where it was detonated nice nice so this was one of those weapons yep got two left so you're saying you've invented nukes yeah that's my thing for self-defense yep totally for self-defense yep that just that just seems what are you defending yourself against that needs nukes i don't know people scare me there's just like dream xd is gonna show up in creative mode and you're just going to be like nope nuke him right now we'll call it the god killer if we ever want to kill god one day we know who to call yo now that would get viewed that's good that would get views let's just defeat a man in minecraft yo killing god makes minecraft a thousand percent funnier yo i can feel the views already helen got it minecraft is actually funny yo [Laughter] this is this is busted dude we found the funniest way to kill god the clickbait is just it's just through the roof yo oh religion mod oh [ __ ] oh sorry mistake mistake hey hey be careful phil the guy owns nukes that's true yeah don't want to piss off the guy with with the only two nukes available he's got the god killer i'm going to be honest i really wasn't expecting it to work okay good to hear that's promising highly highly suspicious prototype nukes may or may not work who knows really well it's all in theory until it's in practice so you know yeah let's get a good view of this place let's get a nice like screenshot any of you have 98 gold blocks available nobody answered them nobody we're all afk right now well let me get a selfie stick with this yo you don't look very afk sorry he still has boomers don't know what selfie sticks are come on it's literally like a stick for your phone so it can reach further and then you can take a selfie oh [ __ ] that sounds impractical so much work to do one thing you have to have like bluetooth sometimes so you can connect it and like remotely trigger the picture now that's what that's why the stick is like a button to like press the take picture thing i think yep yep ah okay okay the level of effort okay well if we if we do want to kill god one day um yeah you'll be the you'll be the first person i call all right please leave me and my colony alive well like we said you're not doing nothing bad not oppressing anyone you're not like yeah you seem pretty yeah you seem like you've got your head screwed on yeah we're mostly we're mostly worried about like the whole tyrant thing all right we don't just you have to stab anybody for any reason because my viewer account started going slightly down i mean that would be ridiculous looks like you've reformed a little bit double i'm proud dude yep yep a lot of uh a lot of reformation over there looking after your people with nukes reformed the train [Laughter] oh my god did you even make the connection i don't get i don't i don't get you've reformed yourself and the terrain oh that was the okay all right let's just uh head back to this terribly scuffed tunnel yeah i feel like it would just be faster just to like oh all right well oh sorry i dropped a boat for you boys there goes i don't know he dropped it halfway along the tunnel probably let's just see i guess all right who's going to win this race the man running i'm not bad it's pretty bad i'm not going to lie to you think about how bad it could be i it could not be much worse than this no no no it could it could it could you could have to walk i'm gonna be honest i don't think there's a significant gap in speed there oh that's definitely a way to do it there's definitely there really is there there's i can feel i can feel it i'm catching up oh wow wow oh there's probably like a really specific angle to hear that that you can i just got ripped off ah hold on the ender chest for the viewers and they can see things hey get back here no that's a good start actually no oh oh you brought more of the paw i placed an under shuffle chest i needed it for light it's all in the office i did oh this is where i did torches i think yeah the torches was definitely a good idea don't know why you stopped placing them um lack of funding budget cuts it's torches all the funding went into the the nukes i guess later main characters see a idiot yo first oh my god he's like a comment on a youtube video yo this is like mario kart i had i had it and i had it i had i had it dude phil where are you i'm i'm like figuring out i'm still running but i'm like figuring out the the pattern hurry up old man as you are you are gonna have to use that more than once who knows when you're next going to be in a situation where is he still at the apple what does he have now is it like it's a bone oh it's a bone yeah he's good that's that's an action why would that why'd you give him an apple with bones in it no i i gave him an apple and bone separately oh i mean two apples have bones like right near the end onto the ice at a certain speed and then just tap spacebar at speed it's really awkward it doesn't help that there's [ __ ] gaps in the whole bloody pattern all right all right okay well this was that this was good but wait no i just want to double check nice nice visit i was i was a little bit suspicious of this thing here but this this is just a podium you know like a flag here yep that's a flag rock colony all right all right makes sense makes sense i suppose you had me concerned for a little bit but yeah cause we want we want the colony to kind of be separate from the dream smp and stuff so then they just can't come here and like run amok true true you wouldn't want people to just build like streams that stand was there for dirt fortifications on your front lawn that would just be crazy if that ever happened here i reckon i would just start launching you you'd have one less gone killer after that yeah yeah or maybe even no god killers left double tap with noobs yeah just to make sure nuclear double tap yeah just to make sure cool i see a dog what dog i just hammed a dog another one to add to the ranks to the collection oh god who's gonna get to name this one can you name this one david uh all right i'm probably gonna freak out honestly but i'll try oh okay not forgetting all right how do we leave here wasn't there like a tunnel oh yeah oh wait you guys have soul speed the tunnel is my favorite part yeah we got soul speed all right you have a dolphin on this you you guys have captured a dolphin this is this is this is gonna blow your mind this is awesome oh yeah dolphins make things way better yo can i borrow your um oh never mind i guess i'm not boring how is how is your one tunnel that bad and that tunnel is that good is what i wanted because i care about that one like that's that's i like to leave in a hurry it was such a downgrade going from the super soul sand tunnel to the yeah we sort of placed ice i guess like 80 ice yeah i love how you just have like a hole at the end just to catch you because you're going so fast yeah no no because if you just hit a block it like bugs you out it just kills you instantly no no it doesn't it doesn't it doesn't it like so you hit a block and it just kind of like you shake quite fast and then you're like oh what's happening here rambo where are you at i'm on my way you should try these tunnels you were on the screen for like a frame as you went by i want to go check out this prison actually oh i mean while it's raining and i can fly maybe don't dig true yeah that's probably good what are you looking for up there anyway i'm just scouting out the prison i'm gonna see something very very cruel i discovered this bit of where is it there's a man there's a man edited bit of bit of a bit of snow somewhere around here look this is not sure but don't mind me wait where abouts did you guys go we're on top of the top of the prison on top of the prison okay yep hold on i gotta do like i'm gonna dig in yo some stuff yo let's break in okay you guys are scared i will not yes you go first you go first yeah maybe later on top of the prison where exactly oh i see i see you hello hello i see a hole over there i forgot it's raining i have rain turned off and i was like oh yeah it's not it's raining i can just fly away fatigue oh wait did you get given mining fatigue i don't have it yet i don't have mining for two i got it i got it i got it i got spoons [Music] just to see if i can she's still mad at it i think you have to leave the trunk i think we have to leave the dog in a spot okay [Music] put the dog in there don't put the dog in there are you crazy why is there just a random piston yeah wait wait where actually are we in touch this is a good idea well no one will know wait did you mine all this obsidian or was that just a hole here already oh there's just a hole here there's just a hole there yeah oh yeah i just took a few hours because i was bored that hoe was not here yesterday what well that's not ominous at all huh that does seem pretty ominous can i kill you no you named it no no i didn't name it oh that's true you do have an emotional attachment to it now exactly man yeah all right well let's head back well it's still raining and we can super travel sounds good all right wait oh wait back to where we're headed back back to our house i see what's going on well it seems like your dog seems like the dog wants to stay with you so i guess i guess it's yours now really seems fond of you seems incredibly fond of you wow that dog really likes you wow well he's made his choice yes we got to go yo it's like that meme of like if my dog isn't my dog is uh fine it won't bite like buying every person yeah jumping on them and [ __ ] all right guys let's do the synchronized trident's launch it's the other way attack but we can go this way we're going to the portal oh we're going to the poll okay that's yeah yeah why are you why are you here oh you're not right okay you're not coming with us get out of here bye tubbo bye we're going to go all right after like three two one go all right two one go that was a lot of unnecessary skills like we're superheroes oh try not to die i'll try not to oh okay sounds good that by the eggs that's the again yeah we just gotta keep going south until we get to the portal you guys here yep let me just land in the water for a second here negate my fall damage and we're good yo all right go team two four six eight who do we appreciate not the government yeah not the government yeah oh i legit almost like jumped into the lava there oh yeah no i do that all the time phil it's just a terrible thing it really never felt like putting railings on this on this bridge that goes up really feel like putting railings anywhere huge lava ocean yeah yeah i'm just never in a nutshell pretty much chaos everywhere yeah i mean look look just look around dude the pink puppet and red carpet there i don't know who knows who knows why is there just like pillars of sandstone and and wood i don't know another is just a wasteland here there's just sand i don't even know why actually [Laughter] that was that was probably me if i'm entirely honest oh wait yeah i did that picked it up in the overworld placed it down randomly as you do as you do yeah yeah hmm all right cool oh i don't have a pill oh wait let me drop one let me drop one in time oh yeah yeah yeah let's go all right i'm just going to run and see if i get there first he'll beat me rambo it's good here i go yeah i just let i just let rambu load the chunk for me you're welcome i will be there shortly also here i am yo okay um hey rambo how's it going all right what this um can we get rid of this yeah let's tear that down at some point yeah i'll probably do it right now i mean it's new right now actually yeah can i borrow some xp bottles to fix my shovel uh sure sure all right i have an extra shovel just in case i probably do i have a shovel if you need a shovel i have one you can either choose ace of spades or darth spader i got a shovel apparently okay okay and land renovation project let's go that should be enough i think all right time to destroy whatever the [ __ ] this is i guess time to repair our front lawn go oh thank god it's not like thick could you tell your brother here that he hey look at me okay i'll get the top layer and worry about it there's some casual murder why is it why is it just full of oh my god what is this oh there's probably like a lake here why did he make it so ugly why out front garden looks so nice now it's just covered in this [ __ ] we've been griefed no oh man on the bright side so the snow will at least cover it a little bit yeah it's true it's true all right what is that there's just stone oh my goodness nice good morning this is i just have to fix this i don't know how to fix the actual terror form and i'm just taking down the i i got this yeah we can work on that phil that'll be good that'll be good why is it just a baby zombie on top of a chicken in in a boat floating up okay i'm not even gonna ask he's just vibing yeah i'll leave him he's fine it's not yeah he's not hitting anyone i guess yes that is true that is true yeah it's already definitely snowed over that's nice unfortunately i do have like a lot of dirt um in my base so i can just go grab something i have a lot of dirt all of a sudden i don't know why though it's the most valuable resource oh my gosh oh this is just terrible this is this is just terrible oh oh wow what's over there why what the hell what the heck is this oh my god phil what is he doing i am i'm happy to say that there is a lot of there's a good amount of dirt what the hell oh there's a good amount of dirt how well how how much are we talking like a a full chest worth in a little bit oh yeah cool i guess i guess it's time to uh replace a lot of this stuff yeah i guess i'll just do this kind of remake the mountain yeah terraforming oh my gosh terraform it's the most important lore of all ah drew drew oh my god imagine imagine you just like wake up one day and like outside your house there's just like all of all the mount all the like hills and stuff that you used to see outside and if you've got in front of your house it's just gone this is flat yeah they're all in the middle of it it's just a dirt cathedral i'd i'd be impressed that they were able to build a dirt cathedral but then i would also just be like why my property value no and it's here now yeah i don't think it's gonna do very well in this neighborhood yeah all right that's uh i'll just do like this thing i guess uh oh my gosh this is so confusing we must save the environment my entire chat is putting like three different people's names in chat for who whose it is we we don't care who's it is we're still getting rid of it yeah like who cares yeah we're still getting rid of it like what name could they possibly say where i'd be like you know what yeah i'm cool with that guy having a terrible dirt palace so not even like a pilot fortifications making like a dirt settlement on my front lawn why is chat spamming vc3 i can i'm on the discord chat there's no one there yeah wait there's no one there are only four people online chat and foolish is not in vc why are you guys spamming oh man this is this okay well at least now it looks a little better kind of yeah oh my god it looks pretty it went from like a one out of ten to like a three out of ten you know we're we're making progress we're making progress uh i'm here for moral support yo go go go all right well i think i was a good first meeting everyone yeah yeah i think we'll probably have more like actual concrete and plans of action in the next one when i figure out more of what's going on with the egg did that tubbo guy do you seem like do you seem a little suss to you guys phil you're muted um i feel like um maybe he could he could be a problem i feel like maybe we should rely on that yeah keep it keep an eye on the guy who's building self-defense nukes perhaps possibly you know like any country develops nukes it's gonna set set off alarm bells to everyone else yeah that's right speaking of alarm bells oh my god chad i know we're about to do the south chat are you seriously spamming home if i scroll up and see a donation from a fake guy called dream and all of you guys got tricked by it i'm going to be so so ashamed of you all so ashamed of you all because that's what that's what dream does when he wants to talk to me is he doesn't use like discord or dm me on twitter he waits for you to be live or log on to the server that he owns no he he sends a super chat and then doesn't join vc3 first that's what he does that's what he does why would he log in if he was gonna do lower guys come on come on let me just scroll up here there's just so many people sending me money i can't i can't see all of it i can't see all of it must be terrible speaking of rich people problems the bell went off earlier so i'm just gonna oh here we go well it's gonna be headed on over here all right hey you guys want to do like a mutual sellout thing sounds good all right sure i'm just placing the it's definitely gonna be more exciting than that techno how many bell rings do you have bell rings let me check my stats here six hundred fifty four that's actually not as much as i was expecting it really isn't i don't stream ever true i guess i just stream a lot a lot more than i really do all right everybody is hit hit the subscribe button subscribe to technoblade everyone and hit the join button i'm getting the button set up so i can juice it to the max to become a channel i also have a button yo here we go and if you've already done all of that you can check if you have a twitch prime available and twitch prime fills uh and rambu exactly you gotta pick one of them you gotta pick one of them though a coin flip a coin if it's tails you you twitch prime rambo yeah and if it's heads or tails or lands on its side you subscribe to technoblade with notifications and hit the join button and become a channel member today go one of us one of us oh my god no of us oh my god i'm butterfly clicking let's go let's go this is the most abused bell of all time [Music] yo hit the join button hit the subscribe button let's go let's go go go go go guess it normally is present normally you're right i'll just start using my mouse as well i've plugged in two mice and i'm clicking on both of look at us i've got a pedal for my foot i'm using it too let's go oh my god the faster you click the more money you make let's go subscribers yeah i'm gonna hit 10 mil instantly if i just click fast enough if you just downloaded like three auto clickers yeah at the same time all right i'm out of here that was awesome how many did i go up to during that oh i went up two thousand what why it's mean character [ __ ] dude twenty two thousand nine hundred and sixty bells wrong oh you met belle i thought you meant you meant i thought you meant subs dude relax i always said like wait you got 22 000. that's not even fair chet come on give me some money wait hold on now chat can you make that a reality so i don't look like an idiot oh you're like the one person that can say that a number that large and we could be like wait really yeah i mean it's rambo who knows who knows who knows who we already did that did that someone in chat says thank you they broke they broke the records i forgot to bring david wait did oh i don't think he went through the portal uh oh oh well ripped that guy oh well okay there it goes oh you know again it'll get teleported to me at some point yeah it'll happen let me bring these dogs in here because they're just ah too many animals in my house even if you notice the side effect of the blizzard by the way there's just like nothing spawns yeah it's fantastic pretty good i'm very happy that blue lizard came fl blizzard came through that's crazy can't believe you just slept through a technique i had to move all the dogs in the blizzard it was just crazy i sleep through a lot honestly your dogs wouldn't listen to me i'm constantly awake where did my other dog go what the heck full set on just like strapped up you couldn't you could barely see my eyes i had like i was just like freezing my arms up moving these little shits these adorable little shits you know it's the army you know we got the we got the reserve force here in case i ever need five billion dogs to mob one guy yeah yeah pretty powerful all right looks like we're having a second blizzard right now i'm sure this is doing wonders for my bitrate oh you gotta just turn that off dude oh good stuff yeah literally as you said nice yo who is the main character now techno blade let's go that is ridiculous let's go man the snow is really crappy what is my fox eater now that i i made fun of jack manifold's fox my fox is eating stone or i mean where did it even get so how did it even gets who gave it stone eat the same apple how did stone get destroyed what the hell wait carl's here oh yeah carl's your name carl fossil nut are you happy carl's alive he's been fighting this whole time he's just been chilling i got some other foxes here as well i should probably breed them together at some point yeah thanks for being pro omelet puffy all right that's that's the foreshadowing right there all right well i'm gonna i'm gonna end my stream now i'm gonna see you guys later unofficial raid to you guys successful pretty good pretty good donut don't worry don't let that book i gave you guys fall into the wrong hands oh yeah yeah that's that's going nowhere that's staying in my in the test dude yeah yeah orange all right all right unofficial raid to those guys i'm going to end the stream now and hope that streamlabs obs wasn't too scuffed i'll see you guys next time everybody subscribe notifications channel member maybe perhaps unless who knows where's the actual stop stream button uh there it is

Channel: Technoblade

Views: 7,657,684

Keywords: Minecraft, Technoblade, Technothepig, Dream SMP, Technoblade Dream SMP, Minecraft Dream SMP, Technoblade Minecraft

Id: VDCYC-4Yy3c

Length: 99min 48sec (5988 seconds)

Published: Sat Mar 06 2021