Tommy, Techno & Ranboo LOSE IT on Dream SMP

hey today i'm on dreams smp and i had a really good time with techno and rambu i'm going to be going live almost every day at 8 00 pm bst so if you just want to hang in my twitch channel at those times you'll see if i'm live also if you're new to this channel and have seen any of the tommy unit videos then please subscribe you'll probably like it on this channel thank you all for watching and enjoy this video bye welcome back to the dream smp we're here we're here who it lit two people are on two literally two people and it's pissing it down okay what's going on has anything changed let me have a little wander [Music] why is that that looks like what does that look like [Music] what does that look like looks dodge [Music] looks dodgy i'll be honest with you tommy in it fountain of joy not pit it's not even a this there's a word for this a [ __ ] hole it's a little bit of a [ __ ] hole around here [ __ ] who is that guy oh chad okay i will be quite frankly honest with you this server let me hop in my vc [Music] sorry i'm just messaging potential blade actually [Music] it's a little bit of a [ __ ] hole isn't it and i'll be honest with you i was thinking more and more and more about this we're going to go visit our tower in a second so we've got things on the agenda today first off we are starving to we are starving to death we are starving to death so we're gonna go down to our farm oh my goodness okay is anyone else on guys who else is on why why is no no don't tell me that this server is dying [Music] not allowed to say that actually i'm getting to right bother guys where is everyone today well i'm thinking we do i have a little bit of a plan up my sleeve let's craft let's get our wheat in the bag okay five bread [ __ ] out i'm poor [Music] and we got no spuds i thought we had a little response oh [ __ ] hell all right come with me we'll get on the path let me open the little donation box so i can read what people are saying 20 gifted subscribers thank you thank you very much you have a z in your name why do americans say z z don't wait donation chess yeah you're right you're right how can i be so stupid just took a [ __ ] good lad you're making me proud come on come on come on come on come on society society that is that's what happens the rich get richer [ __ ] me i'll never be a part of the one percent i'll always give my money to charity and then back no no no no no no where's my gun oh [ __ ] i'm gunless oh no no no no no this is not fair this is not fair this guy's got a bit ma okay there we go fawn another 25 gifted subs what the [ __ ] are you doing pal thank you the rich get richer oh my god this is my hotel was taken from me friendship flower oh it's not even for me collections oh why can't i scavenge are you foolish you rich bro we'll speak nice to him so here's that that that looks [ __ ] poggers that looks poggers holy [ __ ] have i built something that looks nice [Music] okay that was not fair my friend okay we're actually low on food uh we're actually uh we're actually uh starving to death so what i need to do today is do this tower but [Music] i am very rich i'm uh the richest probably on this server but you know as i said yesterday we've been hiding our riches in order to get richer but i realized i think that i never actually have is netherright so hopefully we could do we're getting some rambus richer yeah just gonna have so if we can get some netherite off him that's what we need i want to speak to people as well i guys guys guys in the industry have you noticed that the really reason people go to universities isn't to study with the connections all right after i died i would i would actually say i lost some connections thank you for the 10 gifted subs i would like to bring them back all right so we need something people can get off us i'm thinking we rebuild the prime path as a star as a star i mean look at this [ __ ] there's no primes over there it's primeless it's [ __ ] it is that's the only that's the only way to describe it something if we open this and i know listen this is literally the olden days if i'm doing this but we opened this by building a prime path oh that could you hear that why is my chest so damn hollow why is there nothing in there okay so that's what i'm thinking we do also i'll read the donations and chat and [ __ ] this stream uh because i'm a good guy really i'm actually uh people look up to me they do and they should uh minecraft sucks who said that who said that i'm letting the people look up to me because yeah yeah from the from the michael from the uh the man's not hot song okay so if we kick off by building [Music] oh okay here we go then here we go everybody here we go here we go i think for the 10 gifted subs i 80s [ __ ] you now no don't if i look around and i just see him [ __ ] splatter down i was thinking about this you know if you're a pig you would like smell good you know because you could just set yourself on fire and it like you know you know have you ever woken up to the smell of bacon chat if you haven't you're missing out but imagine you could just set yourself on fire and you would smell you would smell fabulous [Music] know why is everyone why is everyone going what what how do i get oh god am i gonna have a few stairs [ __ ] hell man who do you think i am kicking off the stream doing some stair building what are you what do you think i'm a plumber no no no i i genuinely have never stuck my hand down the toilet if i've ever had to uh if i've ever blocked it i've decided that that's that's simply too grim for me um i'm sure many of you have all blocked the toilet before and had to stick your greasy little greasy little fingers down the toilet not me not tommy in it i go no thank you you know what i found earlier i was in a call with tattoo earlier he won't talk about [ __ ] with me one of the things pre-mod video that me phil and me phil and uh will do is is is talk about boots because i think they're quite important you know and he won't talk [ __ ] with me he won't ah the rain stops oh that's brilliant he know what why what is it that they don't talk about why won't he chat [ __ ] hmm i don't know chat maybe it's a culture thing maybe it's an american thing but us brits and brits in the chat let me know ramboo has five stacks of diamonds [Music] message rambu hey do you wanna hang on the dream smp with me hang you know just hang they won't chat [ __ ] anyone else feel like that americans are so are a different breed of humans worse i could go into excruciating detail talk [ __ ] all the time thank you thank you and they won't they're all funny about things [Music] i want him to come over i thought i think we're gonna hang we're gonna chat we're gonna be like oh technoblade i loved your minecraft parody my friend i liked um i liked it when i used to put you in all my titles that was fun wasn't it that was an odd time i was thinking about that recently remember old viewers you must remember when all i did was [ __ ] put techno in my that was like the meme remember come on diamondband i'm a mandama man [Music] okay i think rambu might be coming then we can hang with him then we can make money shut up tommy at least we don't have a queen you no no no no no no no you rap bastard i heard rumors recent i went on ludwig's stream apparently the queen was racist but then i spoke to my friends about it and they said no she wasn't it was one of the other ones which is not pogba's is it i will not have that if if old lizzy's being being horrible right because currently let me say i i am her biggest stan it wasn't lizzy oh thank [ __ ] thank [ __ ] i i what's the point in living if the queen's racist you know like really like that some intense timing i was messaging rambu guys i'm trying to get him on but he's all i have to organize around him of course of course he waddles on over okay operation get things from turner blade here we go here we go look at modeling it's like a little penguin boy hmm i i think penguins are silly animals because they go around hugging [ __ ] i would never hug [ __ ] well well no where is that no man what the [ __ ] is he doing oh we've almost connected it oh this is magnif watch out watch out no hello oh my mic was off hello hello how's it going i just saved your life i just saved your i just saved your life i i i saved your life then i don't think you did i i literally there was a there was a crazy green man that was coming to coming to kill you and i jumped in the way potentially sacrificing myself but instead being the noble hero oh what the [ __ ] is that sound what the hell was that breakfast what was that it was slurpee why was it so slurpy because water is a liquid yeah but you yeah but i when i drink water i go look look you go like that doesn't it it's just water yeah you were drinking it funny pal i could hear it you were going what that you're just you're just mimicking a pig well that is rather fitting isn't it you eat weird you eat really literally smack in my lips you eat strawberry sitting here like this is the strangest thing i've ever seen you're eating so weird anyways your very unusual technology okay me phil and will have strong in-depth chats about who all right because it's it's a thing that everyone can relate on it is the highest scope of topic everyone in the world can relate to chatting [ __ ] so how come you get all funny about poo right talk about this stream already [Music] absolute hit in kindergarten oh my god no no no no no no i'm talking about like you know if it was a if it was a one wiper seven year old demographic if it was a one wiper a three this isn't like a kindergarten [ __ ] at 15 wow he's really shooting for it oh my god thank you for the raider to both neither of you two alive are you i ought to ask i technically you would talk over me anyway hi guys tubbo you talk about poo with me don't you uh no you kind of talk about it at me don't describe it like that no when we talk about if you got wilber or phil in here we talk [ __ ] strongly like you just cite everyone that isn't here to disagree no no no we talk [ __ ] passionately and so you've been asked where's charlie slimes get them in get them in here i want to see okay well i'll message you into the b team again uh yeah we're the c team aren't we we are remember you're welcome here guys don't worry but i'm gonna beat him you know but you're a team because you've been in one rambu's actually gonna be in one next week so really techno just you are the b team actually it's actually just out here i like when people on twitter complain they're like oh my god why is technoblade so antisocial he just refuses to be in the mod videos and i'm sitting here like i wasn't invited why do people blame me for everything you can be in london you can be the narrator that we potentially use you can be the narrator don't speak i'm actually doing like a big mod video in a bit like a different do you want to be in it techno it requires quite a few people can i be in it oh yeah this is this is the sea team this is no no no no no no there's going to be loads of people in it it's like a like a is it like a team's thing no no no it's going to be awesome oh you can be in it you can please i'd love for you to be in it hey techno that i'm going to do one where every twitter subscriber can join you want to join we'd love to have you in the mod videos you can join us one of my fans techno anyway let's talk [ __ ] with the boys please please you're actually i actually don't deal very well in in their awkward environments so please uh let's let's talk more [ __ ] less uh less awkward [Music] you really think that that is a non-awkward conversation because everyone can relate to talking about everyone can relate to it so sometimes we have categories we have a poozaster that's what i mean you might have to have a shower it's that bad you know like it's terrible yeah as i was saying you can have a one two three wiper that's an a tier my friend that is a poo that you'd that you would write down in your diary list i do not need this tier list why i'll give you a different tier list we have yeah different tier list please there's not that many p tier lists it's kind of just good or good or really bad you know why are you five years old why is this i think that's why they exist why is that one guy that just loves to explain oh yeah oh i'm gonna get into a higher income bracket let's go guys guys because not everyone can relate to taxes everyone understands poo all right please everyone gets text yeah no they don't have you ever my seven-year-old demographic does not get taxed they will not find this everyone if they made money they would be babies seven-year-olds start making more money so you can understand this content all right yeah seven year old toy review channels those guys be making they'd be typing in millions this is a low scope oh hello guys i'm actually i'm coming up to you perfect ender if you had actual like what's a joy what's it yours is like a yes boy who's a yes boy give me an example of a yesterday like yes man that's what it's called okay hey don't do that because i'm actually i'm actually out of food so if anyone if anyone could uh could drop something in the tommy unit donation chest i just got a big donation it's working right it's working my whole gap get rich quick scheme is working hold up some of that bread oh no no no no no no because no tell her this is the tommy unit donation check you can't take things out um hey thank you thank you thank you so much wow any more donations yeah ever since i died and hit extreme poverty everyone started treating me so much worse we are in full netherite watching this guy eat right i have a genuine request guys from from listen from no from guy to guy does any could you do you have one spare nether right ingot holy [ __ ] 50 gifted subs thank you just one from all of you because then i could make a big nether right sword or you could just like do actual work no but look at me i'm just a poor boy with a poof no family actually canonically um the best person ever and they ended up with me [Music] what a failure jesus christ those scientists are out of funding rambu could i speak to you for a moment just a just just a swift moment just come to vc1 vc1 who am i who have i became world famous do you happen to like you're the me and you have always been pals you're the good guy on this server do you have like food or want like some nether right foot please don't even your nether right boots i would treasure with for the rest of my life please run bills yeah yeah yeah please okay here here you can have one you can have one oh thank you so much man i need that i i'm so poor i'm so poor i'm gonna go link up my prime path i've only had 1 000 subscribers today it's i'm oh wow guys please click subscribe okay let's go back they can't they just can't keep getting away with it with what the scientist did yeah the science what happened that's it that's a caller okay i do not like how skeppy looks on that actually why why does he oh he's wearing the cat ears oh no no no no no no no can we blow it up oh oh yeah he actually blow it up why is he wearing cat ears yeah there goes the second noke yeah yeah you guys go i'm not having him wearing a cue card no my watch wait wait how do you know you don't know about that you know do you think any of this is cannon tubbo with my best friend tommy in it wait tommy there are like nine stacks of melon slices in here actually i don't take i don't take i take but but politely you just said i don't take i take i don't know politely politely i am taken respectfully guys you're being a bit uh making fun of me today i'm burning things i'm just taking another job because i need one most of being a streamer is being made fun of that's like the number one source but not by my best friends yeah that's not what's happening here as we were saying anyway that was mean that was amazing that was that was mean some people would call that out of that i simply can't listen upside down wait one second the [ __ ] does that try something are you dead don't you dare start checking my vods pal no no no no no i want to try to see if i can craft stairs upside down oh no not craft stairs upside down you're doing that thing where you just kind of say things out loud and they are meaningless what are you on about crafting stairs upside down this is the most hypocritical thing i've heard in life what are you on about what are you on about you lose you're a loser i would like everyone to go back in the vaude to the point no no no no no no no no no no that was meaningful that i that's just meaning i seek meaningfulness i'm like a monk tommy is allergic to silence that's his problem actually sure was really weird i was editing a video and i was looking at phil's stream vod and there were just there are so many like gaps in between audio and then obviously it was just one long waveform with no silence in the entire thing and i realized god i can't wait for you to run out of things to talk about so you just start filling the silence with just screaming one day rambo i'm just gonna i'm just gonna go dead silent everyone's going what's wrong and i'll just i will have run out i won't be able to talk anymore i'll be done i realize that's the thing is over that's the thing i do that the streamers don't i just don't stop talking that's my trick god it's so annoying it's not annoying is it though it's not really is it do you want me to lie to you no dave when did you become such a savage why'd you become such a savage man like a savage awesome this is the character development man hey this isn't me you did you did like basically make me think you died twice i didn't mean to die that's such an offensive thing to say imagine saying that to a dead person i wouldn't oh you're not you're not really dead yeah i was like well yeah because i came back i have died all right i'm i mean turbo's died i'm literally like jesus yeah do you blew me up with color yeah yeah this is a weird flex there are so many similarities between me and jesus christ it didn't take you three days though big guy he did actually he did it it did take me three days oh it took you three really it really really was three days oh congrats it wasn't like a bit long dude congrats on your new religion no i didn't i'm not doing that again imagine saying that as an actual sentence to somebody could make a religion ironically just completely unironically congrats on your new religion i'm trying to make your prime path why you guys are doing something why don't you like help me you know what are you pitching it's funny to watch you do it on your own i don't even know where you went there's three not the right guys just are you guys my [ __ ] bodyguards like you just stood uh techno i'm behind the hotel you just stood staring at me tell that well to be honest that is all i ever do so that what the what i even mean like i just watch even even when i'm doing my own stuff i just watched tommy you really don't seem like someone that could afford to pay me okay i did i differ sorry i'm pressing buttons and i have to think quite a lot about which buttons i'm going to press really well yeah yeah because i have f as my oh my holy [ __ ] look at this now the guys come on now let me get some my my sellout timer has just gone off please guys [Music] what a fantastic idea um casuals die die die i didn't think i got my stuff welcome yeah yeah i did wow can we get some i mean i have a bell on me if you need to [Music] you just say can we get some and then you just like can we get some can we get some guys anyone got something [Music] man [Music] he's run out of things he's finally running he's finally running this song this song is like so good to just sync everything to so i'm quite into it i'm just sinking my life to the beat to the beat to the beat of the drum is that the song where it goes beat up the drum in my hand that one nope no it's not that it's definitely not nope nope i've run out of things when you try and talk because you just you get it wrong [Music] that's kind of harsh on me it goes that was kind of a low blow why don't you close those so slowly because i'm because i'm being in sync to this song oh sorry turbo sorry tubo you don't get talking wrong okay he's making the sounds again people i am i'm literally on the prime path now right okay um sorry what did you do ramble someone's done something wrong someone has done something i have no idea what's going on someone's done something right my the music that's playing is telling me that someone's [ __ ] up okay um let me just check hey can you stop to vote i appreciate you joining my stream but if you're joining just to moan then like that's like preferably okay need stone need the black glass [Music] need the stone bricks need cobblestone treatment yeah oh this is a look remember we can go and hang and talk about butterflies and other fun things oh yeah yeah that's it's actually a good conversation topic wow oh this is gonna be a great shove what are you on about don't worry about it you're weird you you know what tenta blade you are you've you've got a case of quirky disorder my friend jesus christ yeah and a bit quirky that's his name that's just what were the last two sentences that were just said in this voice i'm just saying what i'm thinking quirky disorder i'm so confused he's just are you going to start using the little what's it called what's the emoji call what oh i don't make this go up ha ha ah never mind the emoji where the guy is going like oh yeah oh yes like yeah oh yes like that about like what the biting lip one no oh no i keep doing faces to demonstrate and then it was like click clipped and i'm like oh [ __ ] well i guess i'll see that i guess i'll see that in my indirect later which one did you do guys you know the one i'm thinking oh the crazy one that's the one the one that girls use on a crazy question that girls use that's right that one you're known for your crazy nights look at this tower that sounds like a youtube original crazy nights out with technology they play absolute menace i would i would watch a show where they pay techno five million dollars to like like go out and go and parties i think why would they pay attention would you would you do that for five million dollars i would think about it for five million ramboo i even i do that for five million dollars i've just technobladed in various social situations turner played on a date how much how much would austin have to pay you to do a lover host 10 million a lot i mean yeah that's [Music] where i'm about to be like torn apart by goblins and i'm sitting there in the dream thinking this sucks but you know what would be worse you know on the bright side at least i'm not on a show or i have to do it in chat just use that emoji but crazy night out with my boo okay that's how i do it uh rambo could you go get me some stone brick stairs please stone bricks dude what my chat i love my community isn't that right community everyone give me money now [Music] see guys fall too far from the tree see see that's we get on so well no well see we're honest with each other well what we are we're communicative at the tommy community i'm only watching this to fall asleep oh okay well fair sometimes i do shove on like the smp streamer streams when i'm in like bed on tv you watch my streams to sleep no offense when people go tommy in it you're my comfort streamer i simply don't understand that because i my one of my biggest goals in life what though this would be very uncomfortable what the hell why have they suddenly got gravity on them yeah yeah well they only can go so far or they die dude really yeah it's not oversized is it what that's not ever so pogba's is it hey hey hey no no no no no no you're not allowed to make fun of me that's not what is it now because because we're pals and i i no no no no no no no don't start this now you're not you you don't go around making fun of me i'm not having that no i just liked what techno put in chat [Music] what's the deal with government huh techno blade buddies jerry scythe what's the deal with government they'd be taking your money every year you don't get anything about it what's the deal what's the deal with the government huh i never really got the uh joke what's the deal with airline food can someone explain it it's such not a joke that it has become a joke it is like it has gone full circle no it is a good joke it's a good joke it's a good joke wait what [Music] oh so it's not a joke bamboo rambu rambu my boy [Music] oh man lovely music let me read some primes out loud can i read some primes out loud no for you no no i'm gonna read you know what i'm gonna read my prime section hey ramboo no no read my new channel see this is the problem with streamers they're all up stop it or i'm leaving uh welcome new channel member egg i know now i have some class power this isn't fair you can't come onto my stream to advertise have some etiquette there's a thing called do you know who technoblade is i do i know that when i added you like met me as like a person i do i know kind of this thing are you getting me bamboo ram i'll go do it myself no i got i got you more scaffolding oh okay no you're a genius you have made self advertising a joke so that no one gets mad when you just subscribe let me explain this yeah because when i had about 100 viewers and tecno had 20 000 he would just stop me talking to to make money and i thought yeah it's fair enough you know because he had that and then now i was like oh no that's not quite now it's actually working that's not like that's not like a streamer thing that's it's just techno playing time is the kind of guy to reply to my go in live stream with his own twitch link and then lecture me on twitch etiquette later like wow you know the people well the well the people need to retire wow wow well well the people need to know really no blade how dare you oh i think we were in sync just see yourself advertising is funny when you have the most subscribers but then when you don't when you when you don't then it just becomes actually useful it's fantastic hey listen guys everyone talk [ __ ] or don't talk at all that's my motto well i mean we're talking smack yeah that's what we're doing no no no no no no no no no [ __ ] talk about pooh as in who oh my god i actually don't like the scaffold block [Music] okay but you have to have a routine if i had a stand-up routine you can't just talk you have to have thought it through okay let me think of a routine okay it's important to have a stand-up routine or else your legs will get tired or sitting now here's what you do here's what you do remember whenever you're getting it i actually know stand up i've watched comedians in cars getting coffee so whenever you get a good one you go zing or bazinga and whenever you get a good joke i'm not going to say yeah yeah yeah whenever you get a good joke and you have some of the worst advice no no no no no rambu okay so say that joke again but then go bazinga i am physical i haven't heard this sentence no can i just have you say bazinga but i'm not the bazinga boy can i can you just send me an audio clip of you saying this is good and i can just play it whenever oh that came on my speakers whenever you do a joke i go um all right okay i'll just say the same one all right okay that's fine uh it's important to have a stand-up routine or else your legs will get tired from sitting down too long oh clutch they call me they call me i need to stop saying they call me how are you hello foolish people though you just showed up yeah yeah i was like where are the boys okay sorry fool this [ __ ] you gotta you actually have to pay a wait one sec come to vc one for this it's just one minute hey foolish how many netherright ingots do you have um many but also maybe not enough no no how many just tell me how many i don't know if i want to well you have to no i don't well you know you have to pay a 10 netherright ingot fee to to to what for what exactly to hang it's the tommy unit fee yeah so techno yeah yeah yep yep all of them so you have like you have like 50 50 nether right now already about yeah i lose track but yeah you got you got to you sound rich you already sound like you're good actually you don't need anymore if you don't you can't well the rich get richer don't they really so what about 10 mushrooms i have 10 mushroom blocks okay why would i want shrooms bro you seem like a guy that name wants some shrimp i'm not a guy that wants shrooms no no no no no no no no no no no no no no that would be bad for my brand i don't want shrooms okay oh they came up with okay guys before he joins quickly he's trying to shrew me he's trying to [ __ ] shroom me he's trying to do it he's trying to shrew me he's trying to hit me with straight he's trying to pay for my god we got that yeah yeah i can't believe that you remind me of billy eilish pal eugene i'm not having enough [Laughter] do you have any food foolish i actually would love some food please this is this is a good incentive can we just read out old vines no no no no no no you've got to have your own jokes road work ahead yeah whenever you know the ending to someone's joke in this vc you have to try to say it before they do all right we're doing competitive stuff hey no no rambu no it's if you get a good joke pal i'll be zinger all right i won't be basinger in your you you're trying to monopolize the bazinga market and i simply won't have it no okay okay oh yes the bazinga market bazinga ah why does it come out of your speakers though that's so good that was that was odd he's really obnoxious i'd listens to music out the space i know no i i turn it i turn it off when you join the baby i did i turn it off when you jump that's worse than me giving shrimps to a child you're giving away to a child i have a new pet that i was thinking we could have like a play date with michael do you buy his gun he's named jonathan actually he's not a gun oh okay i think it'd be great sure when do you want to do that hey guys let's do it now guys no let's not do that i'm here i don't know i i don't know maybe maybe i should maybe i should reset my sellout timer for a moment so you all remember i'm live foolish you live as well as well okay i'm very sorry that was bad twitch chat together i don't know no [Music] i apologize for my wrongdoings yeah he's popping off okay it's okay though but seriously though yeah seriously take that back right now jackass see now that's just rude i was about to and now now we're even a jackass now he can't take it back i'm gonna go read my subs for a second and calm down you [ __ ] uh eva thank you for the tier one uh noodle wig think about the table come on boys let's get some primes rolling in if you hey 200 000 of you if you if you can right now click subscribe and prime if there's a big button there please press it it helps out the stream and uh [Music] 26 000. i'll kill tecno blade canonically i'll kill tetrablades do these things so i'm just saying rainbow i'm about to shift many times i'm on the cinematic camera on the beat what's the cinematic why are you on the screen i'm on the side in order to up to up my my retention wait what why but i will i accidentally press the button and now i'm now i'm committed oh i don't know he's in the same manner look at my head move around wait obviously yeah hey how's it going oh man these shrimps are good match oh god he ate them [Music] i got more i have a little stack no no no no no i don't want to stack it i don't want to stop no no you do not have to get don't you dare drop the whole stack on me i'm too cinematic now [Music] what's the fun button that you press on the settings that they have have no idea oh no super secret it doesn't exist anymore oh yeah in 1.11 i think they actually didn't remove it they just made it more secret well how do you find it how do you find it [Music] you go to options you go to [Music] i don't know i don't know where else there can be penis [Music] [Applause] downvote my joke it's not how it works i'm going to play the b sting theme even more down vote what i think the 10 gifted subs [Music] one second oh you know you know you [ __ ] up you ready for this i'm gonna i'm gonna piss the piss off my mum you ready mm-hmm that feels like a self-defeating strategy no no watch this watch this okay you ready so it's so loud holy [ __ ] can i can i have some stone please oh wait can i have some stuff here here here i am [Music] and then you just here [Music] and then you give birth and it turns into a minecraft youtuber [Music] that's such an owl that is not a bazinga moment i'll have you now can i have some stone bricks please rambu i'm making a bunch of beds right now one second a bunch of beds oh my gosh spoons what is that these are my nose spoons is spoons is hey who's doing that man that's my knife [Music] [Music] yeah what's doing the halo theme so if you're tired you can always [Music] can you not use halo music no yeah you can i don't know what was the song that was at the start of that one video from halo it was like finish the fight well that one's yeah which video did you use that for was that it was that mission kill technoblade oh yeah that was a good that's how many beds are you making why are you making beds oh my gosh he's a hacker and he has a bunch there you go which made a twitch account so you're the first person i watched thank you that's so poggers holy [ __ ] thank you thanks for the follows guys imagine that being how you die you fall on your bed it'd be a cozy death um no no it wouldn't it would be falling falling and dying onto a bed would not be a cozy death it'd simply just be a dad if you're falling fast enough you'd probably like explode into a mixture of like blood you wouldn't explode just enough so that you can feel more pain before you eventually succumb yeah it's metaphorical have you not seen the videos about the size of life it's like okay you throw an elephant a dog and a mouse off a skyscraper when the elephant hits it doesn't seem very that doesn't seem the like it explodes into blood and guts when the dog hits the ground the dog goes cold and dies when the mouth i'm learning more about what i want to be because the mouse doesn't die because it's terminal velocity isn't whatever i hate you guys like ants die i've never seen an ant like fall and die every mouse i have thrown off a billet and has died tub oh i don't know where you're getting your info tested it guys stop it or i'm gonna i'm gonna go oh zero of them wink hey rambu i'm sorry i didn't i wasn't really sure how to bounce off the uh the deaths of animals you know yeah it's not one of those topics you know there's not many brazilian what the [ __ ] hello you accidentally like you see no foolish no way no wait we'll be back soon oh no i understand oh i see [Music] so uh you were just laughed at them [Music] no my bad i did not mean to interrupt the build this is a nice tower that i will say i think it's a step up from your usual uh um you know oh come on come on now come on now you know everyone knows exactly what i'm saying are you done talking about dead animals i i was already done talking about dead animals well we had to well i had to leave wait you weren't okay we're good oh wait you're telling me like animals dying bad poo hilarious who's not hilarious it's just interesting you sound like every [ __ ] teacher i probably sound like every good teacher english teacher did you have a biology teacher i'm building a tower oh man that's so depressing i'm so sorry for you this is what he built when it's not on my property by the way anyway that is true like the second it's something he'll actually have to like look at he just starts crafting these maps it's lovely isn't it i've really i've really outdone myself real zero versus a hundred effort hey you know six hour energy right the weird little thing america five hour energy yeah oh yeah whatever yeah if you like put two of them in a glass and drink both do you get 12 hours of energy no you get you just played sad no i think you like seven or eight i don't know yeah it's actually like 12 hour on energy it's a new crafting recipe it just makes you sad [Music] imagine if there was crafting in real life you are so lame did you just say imagine there was crafting in real life i think that's literally just called making something i think i think that's i think that's just making something imagine putting parts together to make a hole it couldn't be me i must see no slime chunks in real life can i get a bazinga no no you guys are kind of lost at the moment i don't know it's oh if you hold shift they always if you hold shift they always turn around type one for can you just like search up uh search up puns every single time all right let me just puns let me just search yes and i uploaded in a month [Laughter] [Music] well you got to start what you got to do for the weeds right you got to do for the weeks you got to start off with the knights with a nice pus so you have to go like like that i guess this i can teach wheezes i'm a good weezer baby i think you're a pretty good weezer you got god i don't like you you say that but i don't know if you mean it well touching i can't argue with that personality deconstructed what's left okay how many beds are you actually gonna make beds because they're just legs i don't know why you're acting like a guy it's just on the ground i need to pick them up can you all can you give me can you all [ __ ] off that's a that did you ever consider my feelings when you said that yes that's kind of amazing yeah i did just tommy's sitting here like i'll have you know i've never considered anyone else's feelings in my life sir how dare you i just played a animal crossing i've turned them i've turned them down a lot because it was just a lot you know they all have very dooming voices you know chat it was just it was getting to me [Music] what was that i can't hear you over my over my relaxing love holy [ __ ] i looked ace thank you rambo i'll turn you up because you're being nice awesome cool what's this tower for if i told you i'm not allowed to that's a down vote question right there oh okay okay it just seems like a location for a tower depending on how funny you are is how loud you are in tommy's vaude that's the that's the rule now he's just building a suspicious tower right next to the prison i'm sure it doesn't mean anything i'd say it's pretty suspicious okay foolish do you actually have any nether right i'm just gonna have to investigate this sam i'd like to report can i come and see please can i come and see your base do you want to see my base are you going to steal from it don't worry if he steals anything i'll take care of him you promise rambo you'll no wait you're not you're you're nodding in there i will i will i will no nope i will i will take care of it don't worry do you want to see my base okay never mind foolish it's fine no you haven't you pander for too long foolish i'm done now i was pondering you know you pandered i was pondering that's cool in it hey randy have you ever done that why you you've knocked down the bottom of the thingy yeah yeah and it goes up would you like to support something on the record i don't think he understood the words i said support something it's really not what i said [ __ ] at all oh [ __ ] there we go just had to get my word in there thank you rambo why do you support the most rambu um and and ah okay there we go there we go there we go okay i'm fixing up my tower okay that's good that's good that's good oh how strong oh i need to go okay i need to go over this thing in a second i've just remembered about you know i'm into i'm in drama rambo really really oh yeah it's bad oh oh that's not what i was expecting yeah yeah yeah no i'm in i'm in i'm in i'm in deep oh oh you're in uh youtube oh yeah oh yeah yeah it's gonna be on youtube i'm gonna be honest i thought you were talking about like a class at your college that's how like no no no no no everyone's theater everyone's lovely to me at college they actually uh they speak to me and i speak back and i go yep all right [Music] that's good that's good tommy i changed my mind do you actually want to see the bass no no i'm okay now thank you foolish but thank you that's probably for the best no worries mike okay well i need to do now is what what do you need to do well i need more nether right if i'm honest with you and diamonds do you want to do did you try doing work should we go mining come on randy do you want to all right you coming tenno oh no thanks okay all right oh no yeah it's cool no it's cool wait tommy would you there you are well sorry ah well we'll be over now foolish you can uh yeah yeah yeah no yeah foolish i have an idea you should find everybody i was overwhelming me man he was overwhelming me i couldn't you know he was like you know you didn't want to oh rambo he was so he was overwhelming me oh i bet i bet ah i got overwhelmed oh my sub goal [Music] oh [ __ ] okay you need to go and kill tech now that's your you made your sub goal kill tech and unless he fights back i'm just going to watch i'm just going to watch i'm just going to ask you i'm going to tell him to join bc where is he where is he he's he's in uh he's in vc2 okay watch this oh wow he just did not move at all no no no no no no no no no yep yep no stop him stop him stop him stop him stop him stop him no no no no no no no it was a prank it was a prank it was fine it was something some girls shoved me on no no no no no no no it was my stuff though that was my subconscious we're going in the right mind we're going to come come please i think there's a little payback in order here no no hey okay let me share a screen to you this drama let me just scream okay wait there wait there wait there wait there wait there okay wait how do i okay let me make a group [Music] i'm calling it why is it not what hey call unavailable is my internet still here thank you badge for the subs i'm like still oh i'm still live aren't i oh okay that was so weird hello i'm still live this is [ __ ] all right this is what i actually need to respond to this on stream and i would like it if you two would be here for it this is what is this okay okay youtube the series wait is this you ready oh no hey yo and welcome to gallons corn all right look at this watch the sniff in the intro the sniff hey yo and welcome to callum's call alright this is a final warning to teenage dirtbag and mancrac youtuber tommy fellas we [ __ ] up oh my god phil's enjoying i feel like you messed up yesterday evening he made a colossal mistake right tommy last night tweeted at me shot on callum i could take you take me you can't even take a paracetamol without parental permission you can be little gizzard to forgive and forget to let you apologize i i was gonna just chalk it up to the fact that maybe your parents should let you stay up a bit too late in the weekend and you're overtired or you had a bit too much fizzy pop and it made you overbrained oh [ __ ] overpraying mean much wait overrated all right you apologize and forget it but today you've tweeted at me about how you can punch me and bugs me about the fact that you're six foot three oh six foot three that must be nice i remember when i was so close and i carried on growing yeah honestly it's getting just closer closer and all the confidence someone needs to teach you kids confidence someone needs to teach you give some respect right to respect your elders and your superiors i'll teach you this question i'll relish it honestly just because just because you look like a middle-class version of little t that will not save you my profits track on you people don't know little tears let me show you guys he's right you've got 24 hours okay okay first of all callum california you have to respond callum no and you will not get my apology you let me show the tweet this is my response to you callum let me show it he think look at this [ __ ] he said he said hey up and i said shut up calamari he said please say hello and leave ayo for the big boys so he's initiated it and then he says shut up callum i could take you you just made the biggest mistake of your young life i'll give you a chance to apologize and maybe you've had too much lemonade last night and got over brave i'd advise you another mistake your opportunity to apologize and take advantage of it is almost gone you have choices so fellas no absolutely not the the tommy in it the community will not have this comic book villain tommy i can't ratio my way out of it fellas and just for anyone who doesn't know who little t is this is this is little t uh i actually used to watch will annie's videos on this years ago so i actually have a screenshot from him with any heart of my comment four years ago in 2016. but wow this is what he this is with little t [Music] sophie we know who you are so you all know internet he's about to start saying an incredible amount of slurs so we'll stop for 23 seconds [Music] no no i mean it's pretty bad oh boy so uh it's uh are you going to respond hello i mean i think i reckon i just i'm going to keep playing my sam absolutely not my friend we won't have this i don't look like little t and you're a little you're a tic-tac-looking mofo bring it on sam i'll have yours i've seen will any defeat you and i can too [ __ ] like if you die though can i get your channel no no can we turn it into a group channel who gets your channel when you die tommy i mean we got it when i'm back okay back when i was out at sea and it was the most drama i said i said if i die i will be phil just spammed it i said wilbur gets it if i die that's what i said when i was out at sea so fair enough sorry can will kim mober turn it into a group champion no no we will make it very good well because my channel hey who says that a group channel can't be very good i do not play group channels i remember when i was like 13 and i was like i'm gonna be a group channel youtuber and then like i did that for like three seconds and i was like wow this is a terrible idea rambu i don't need to have a developed prefrontal cortex to figure this out rambu i am yeah what was that i oh gosh i got my shrooms on me i could do with um some nether right how do i get it i you have to go to the nether with a bunch of beds and everything so you have to get a lot of wood and a lot of string from the uh spider farm turn that into a wool and then make a bunch of beds record anyone's got any things on the server that i could i haven't spoke to nikki in a while let me go see if i can take imagine going through a divorce but you gotta split the youtube channel in half oh my god yeah that's true yeah wait no like those family channels like what would that how would that even work how how would a how would a family channel even work with like a divorce like daily divorce i'm gonna go find nicki i'm gonna ask you actually how could i be so silly i haven't even done up my fences does anyone have any oak wood okay i'll go to the oak farm [Music] becomes like an arc on their channel yeah can you just stop talking about divorces because that's not you know as a as a as the wife have it that's a pretty unsettling topic for me hmm sorry sorry mike's alright it's just i'd rather you someone in chat just said she takes the kids i take the channel [Laughter] as long as i get my primes she can look after them all right choose one imagine being the judge for that court case just like choose one the kids or the channel how many primes nikki has a city [Music] oh yeah what the f god what happens when you die you don't stream for two months you know what i mean yeah i'm back now though 8 pm gm a bst everyone we really made a joke about you about you labeling your next stream i'm back and you actually went and did it i i had my i had my night of uh you know i considered if i should quit streaming and then i decided nope i'm back and now i'm actually and now this is my second day in a row that you know there was nothing about that that was a bit ramboo that was just pure honesty yeah from big t simons wow [Music] ah oh thank god never mind oh my goodness oh wait there it goes again oh there he goes [Music] there we go lil nice x yeah i watched kyle's stream a bit last night yeah i thought he didn't talk very much i wish i was there i would have gone and said hello creator of the song about bread he seemed lovely though he did seem lovely bread bread when i when i have my when i have my song arc where i decide to create a song i'm just going to make it about different types of food i went through my song eric years ago you're all pleased that's right he's the first he was the first every musician after technoblade they [ __ ] up just a shadow of the original oh um okay let me do it my are you guys gonna come to my land you've kind of just bugged off where are you you have plans you know where you are there you are my home jesus i mean like this dirt hill that you've burrowed into like a hobbit you someone's got to teach you some etiquette man because you're kind of a kind of a dick tommy has never done anything rude on every recipe never never not a single time thank you thank you yeah well there you go oh my god people are always like why does everyone on the sharper roll you tommy in it and then you like look at their first interaction and tommy's like mugging them no no no no no no no no no every tommy in a dark is oh no not the consequences of my own actions that's all no absolutely house would be funny you can't it's just a prank you can't be mad it was funny it was so hilarious that me burning down george's house really led to quite a lot didn't it that really didn't pan out for you yeah actually really the reason is there's a lot of things there's a huge crater over there it's just because one day i was sat having my my pre-stream poo and when what do we do that's funny and funny and cool today let's have the new guy burn down a house oh that was that was really bad actually well tommy was sitting here like george doesn't even do lore what could happen what could happen come on i don't want this weird looking [ __ ] what is this back here i'm expanding my lap i realize now if i don't expand land people just build mcdonald's near me you know it's funny that is that is true yeah random yeah my biggest fear is random mcdonald's just popping up wherever i go yeah that's that's what you have to do capitalism right about america there's a random mcdonald's all right can you download that it's a slow chance can you i'm down that bell tech now i'm in the i'm in the mood wait do you want did you want me to pick up the bell or replace it one down how could i be clearer well there was there was a bell that was right here when you told me that like literally inches away from you so i thought you wanted me to break there was it was right here there anymore now there it is yeah yeah i want it down thomas you ready it's it's prime time help me out boys help me out just like i would do for you you ready all right only because i'll self advertise later twitch [Applause] [Music] right now i'm so sorry this will be over in a moment but please oh look at the two there too yeah guys [Music] holy [ __ ] guys just check click subscribe and prime and if you see it there if you see it i gotta stop someone in the comments said that your content is cringe and bad i think i gotta stop oh wait we gotta i didn't know it was cringe let's talk about mental health it's important all right let's move on let's go that's all we gotta say well that's what we have to say about that folks all right thank you for tuning in to this episode of the podcast this is a 15-second podcast they never they never expand upon the topics at all like it's the worst podcast in history because they have one topic and they just don't expand upon it just like what's your opinion on like on mcdonald's it's good all right now we're gonna go on to our sponsor like just immediately moving burger king dashlane is a free service out there oh man i don't wanna keep that now thank you guys so much guys i'm going to start to do that i'm going to start to make just podcasts where you just never expand upon the subject matter you're not going to be great bamboo i know i i you know i love you like your brother rambo which is very true because we've known each other for such a long time but when you go i'm gonna start making several podcasts that like wait how do you do the scaffold clutch oh um you have to like be like inside of the block just like crouch yeah you kind of have to be like inside of it and crouch i think you have to did you do it no oh how do you do it i don't know how to i have actually no idea i know how to ladder i think like that well that just did not work at all never mind i i do not know how to do that oh there we go oh wait i can literally fly wait oh yeah that's right yeah i could and then i lost my trident so what the hell man but i'd give you a little push was it [ __ ] i'm gonna i'm gonna die i'm going to die shove now you go first please oh you're such an ass white man don't because i have 11 levels of exp and i'm saving up the 4 30. i'm saving up for my full 30. so i'd rather you my god you'd have to sit in the spiders grinder for like three minutes to get that back well i don't have any enchants on my armor so you guys are mean five minutes in the spider grinder most of which you spend afk anyways well no no there's actually a better spider spawner that has three instead of two you're bragging someone's paid you to do this you're bragging on someone else's i've not i've not been paid to say anything you've been talking about does not mean that i am that i am like abstaining from it i mean i'm just saying telling you crucial information and you're sitting here like shut up braggart what's a braggart it's someone who brags what's up brag no blade oh it's returned i've missed it i missed that dude i missed that you got got ah oh man so is this all your land like this area like in defense within the fence it's all your land oh samnap and carl met up apparently oh neat why does sapnap look like that okay oh no shouldn't say that out loud you should type it though you should type it because it is funny i shouldn't say out loud i shouldn't say it but i should definitely type it because those are not the same thing hey because those are very very different i'm allowed to say things like that because because i've decided that it's funny uh someone just said i'm in absolute shambles pull yourself together it's it's it's it's you told me to pull myself together i've never needed to do that ever yeah we're not the ones in shambles here tell me wait someone in chat just someone in chat just went that's not sap nap no wait no it is i don't know man i think you gotta double check why is everyone upset with me oh you let me log on to the alts tommy you can't say that out loud oh my god no one okay so what's the deal with airline bazinga oh my god everyone got upset because i i insulted that cute little discord kitten all i did was insult someone's physical appearance what the heck is this guys please why does everyone keep attacking me on the smp all i do is [Applause] i need a flint and steel man so i can do a bit of trashing right i'm gonna go find i'm gonna go gravel hunting also can i have some food i keep running out oh wait wait wait wait wait wait what he's just about to remember he had like 64. i thought i had my carrots down there oh that was a joke guys i never mind i never mind logging on to my opt don't worry where do i oh hey oh no can i have some carrots please man because i am actually poor uh yeah i do not have anything actually oh i gave you too many a little too generous oakwood oh god this day is getting worse and worse can i can i have a few of my carrots back i need them to walk in circles aimlessly why don't you help me man why don't you help me like a brother i'm helping your audience retention not really true what kind of harsh but true dang [Music] i'm a dying streamer that's why youtubers are like off stream chat it's like oh my views went down when i didn't make any content for a month oh my god it's because they don't like me on a personal level oh no not good okay uh i need gravity you're going to okay okay uh i'm gonna be right back just have her send like a screenshot of her city and then try to find it like geo guesser yeah actually send a screenshot under kinoka what the [ __ ] what does that sentence even mean [ __ ] hell man speak speak some english pal not having that tommy i don't think you're one to talk about sentences having unclear maintenance i mean just look at what you just wrote look what you just wrote why is that no gravel techno who stole it where is it why is the gravel monster gone gravel monster why what's kinoko kingdom i just don't quick take now who's stolen all the gravel hey can i have some carrots back where are you i'm at your dirt check with tommy in it abode i'm going to be playing ten carrots oh okay i'll give you why is she talking it all caps at me how am i oh my god who's stolen all the gravel i won't even reply she's doesn't even know where is the gravel gone man what's the deal with gravel got him well yeah yeah two nine four five four that's age that's ages away where is that near flint flint time techno all right i literally could not be more accommodating if she tried and you're just sitting here like okay gave me numerical coordinates how am i supposed to work with this what is this what is this doing okay i'll come back to that all right oh everyone is gone oh no hey hey we're here we're here i've just i found out there's a new thing called the kinoko oh my god bread glorious bread actually wait this is dirty bread oh no what do you mean it's dirty bread it's not mine oh oh what what is something not being yours has stopped when has that stopped you well nothing that's ever stopped you if it's in a chest then it's then it's mine isn't it otherwise i mean as long as you i think if you replant then you'll be fine yeah yeah yeah carbon cycle my friend tell me about it i'm going to need carrots look i'm just going to start looking for you and stabbing if i don't know hey okay man i'm on my way you missed the bazinga while you were going around me i did oh my god i'm so mad i was spaced out for the bazinga i must have missed it ah i am back at my home my glorious glorious home i need to burn some things too is it my donation chest pin oh please donate to me man please guys all right i don't need some things i'm keeping my chest clear right like my head i keep my head clear in order to avoid things can you hey what was that that was a health potion thank you no problem what stop it now can i get some uh carrots hi yeah i hated watching that by the way i was just watching through the door i hated watching that that was that was just terrible that was just terrible man oh my god oh man hey you want to burn some things down on the way to nicki's this is you're just gonna go in another exile or yeah we're just gonna we're just we're just gonna have to worry about so much more okay tommy ended up sitting here like man my viewers my viewer numbers were so high when i was exiled all right here's our chance to advertise yep yep yep guys do you see my name tag search search up my name tag on google and then click on every single social media link that has my that that that shows up all right yo hey you have any sand i do not have any sand actually i have one piece of gravel what if i hmm i hear a skeleton we could use that oh there's some pillagers over here let's go let's get these guys out here yeah let's go pillingers let's go here come on over here we have a sacrifice there we go all right quick now we just now we just dip now we just run it work i don't think it worked i don't think it worked oh fellas that was a flawless urination uh hello thank you for letting us i why why did we have to why did why did we have to know about that on the new leaf ost you know i'm feeling newly it's really up my mood check techno he's just standing there i think he's vibe and he's just welcome to the dream smp what what is it why does he only shoot me oh yeah we were standing like right there wait let us crossbow break let us crossbow break so he's just like completely useless and just why does he only shoot me no just keep on getting shot guy this isn't cool is it pal did you burn down this like outpost tower recently [Music] all right come on everyone let's go and meet neither we'll come back to him okay [ __ ] [ __ ] no it shouldn't mean now oh and you have thorns you literally just have to go down the prime path for about five minutes mm-hmm oh i could do that in like three seconds with my trident oh well i had a trident pal mentioning that like i was speaking to my mum earlier yeah she was telling me she saw the the small photo of jack manifold and then she lost her [ __ ] not like properly laughing because she was like and someone commented jack minnie fold and she just lost it and it was really it was good it was really good and now everyone please just revert to him as jack minniefold for me or his other nickname was it no do not refer to him as the comer hurry up tommy and i've been waiting here for ages [Music] the red banner hurry up man come on i'm going past places to be what's eric's castle called okay well uh i i have no i yeah i don't know i think it's called you matter oh judging by that that is the [ __ ] no it's not so i'm not having self-advertising on this [ __ ] what the what the [ __ ] stream montero call oh i didn't know it was one of those servers sub for sub why [Music] tommy you might be making a powerful enemy [Music] i don't know about anyone else but tommy i make powerful enemies for breakfast i do i have so many enemies actually really really yeah it's your most powerful enemy oh wait that guy on that guy huh probably callum's corner william [Music] he's that guy that was just like my head is that the guy i remember i remember he has he has two videos that are just perfect if you watch them right next to each other he's just like he's really mad about people calling his head a tic tac and then he just has acceptance he's like all right i guess my head does look like a tic tac and it is just so funny well i'm running this is so funny oh my god this is the god why does it look so damn good over here yeah because it hasn't been touched oh yeah you guys keep just going ahead there's fire by the way back there you should put it out it's not my i already did oh there's another oh my god you know what i didn't know anything about it oh no no remember you should actually okay and another war i didn't actually know right no rap no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no come back come back come back i even even i consider an actual tommy did you actually just set a forest fire [Music] your silence made it seem like i was going to go over that man my entire foreign fire all of this was the diversion so we could like get there faster what is this place that's um little not ex's house [Music] did he come on to just sell me what stream call me by your name we really came here to promote this guy's [ __ ] worse than you [Music] now this is actually pretty much what i do yeah but you know i mean you don't leave what you do i mean i i just i pretty much just joined the server and said i'm gonna tell people to subscribe to technoblade and it's gonna be hilarious and then everyone was just like oh yeah good idea and then i went to a festival with a firework launcher called subscribe to technoblade and killed like eight guys and uh now i have six million subscribers why am i not allowed to break really well [Music] i [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] sorry so sorry tommy the the first rule of the internet is that you don't mess with the musicians tommy they will they will [Music] oh man they will start making diss tracks on you if you're there we go there we go direction of where you wanted to go she said 540 294 and it's 5 40. two nine fours this way yeah you're like completely wrong direction wait yeah five five forty two nine fours oh oh oh sorry i got lost again yeah you'd wanna go left yeah all right sorry yeah it happens it happens boys see i i'm explaining the direction to him and then he turned a bit to the right no well it it is because it's two nine four five four oh that number's first that makes sense what is this is beautiful hot it's it's foolish it's supply tommy you're like man how much of this is flammable like all of it actually oh that mushroom house is the most flammable thing i've ever seen it actually really is oh oh why's everyone who got upset wait why did why did phil why did phil jones guys what's happened i just like to say that i respect all musicians chat i love little knights i don't think you did anything i respect all musicians technoblade has done nothing i love music especially your favorite because you threatened to threaten to burn it down i'm just walking around with a flint and stuff technoblade especially loves the the favorite musician of whoever is listening right now that is also my favorite whoa i must steal i'm so good at checking chests man are you gonna are you gonna talk or are you just gonna years of stealing have prepared them for wow [Music] it's it's who it's foolish oh there's a zombie here we go these are obviously fake chests look they say netherrack on but they don't even have it in why does the chest say and do sight this is heaven tell me why are you why are you stealing she's just watching you staring directly at literally just watching you still should okay guys let's go to vc2 then come back nicki sorry i was dead i died nikki i died but i'm back hi hi i'm not associated i died and now i'm back question for you question for you i am so poor and so lonely and quite frankly so sad i'm having a terrible i'm having a really rough time um do you have any things for me please you know like iron look how poor i am and i could barely even get an enchanter down there you just ruined your like [ __ ] argument because you were sitting here like man i'm so poor sorry well once again [Laughter] wow these are some lovely things you have here yeah wow can i just tommy does not have enough armor to be stealing do you happen to have well you guys are very much more armored than me yeah um do you think you'd be able to do you think you're having to spare diamonds please because i'm so poor yeah tell me whatever so many diamonds to actually like steal something yep i'm sorry i'll drop all my stolen things from back here okay can i have the diamond sword there please yeah no no no those things you can take that's all right and i took the gravel too yeah you can take the gravel thank you thank you so much you you truly are a blessing you said i'll put it back and then just threw it on the ground and left oh tubby that doesn't do anything you just gave it to me now i'm complicit you can take something from you can take stuff from those kitchen and everything bliss it down away look at all this iron nikki uh no don't take that please okay i mind a lot for that you can oh sorry where are you hey hey hey listen i'm just putting the saddle next to the chest plates thank you nikki i have one do you happen to have any nether right ingots because that's the big thing thank you so much you're so cool let me give you some diamonds do you happen to have any near the right ingots i i don't have another right i'm sorry well except for what i'm wearing tommy would have so much more wealth if he spent the last hour and a half grinding instead of begging for money do you have any more iron no i don't think so i used all of it on my beacon tommy those are things that i need yeah no no i'm not gonna take them that's why i'm that's why i'm good let's do a trade tommy you give me 20 diamonds and i'll give you a full set of diamond armor [Music] no but the durability would be the durability could be better so you don't know durability it even has some enchantments on it out of those chests up there you can always take if you want like stuff out of the chest up there you can nicky you are nikki if you ever need anything from the tommy unit kingdom that's you are more than welcome if you ever need to stay if you ever need advice specifically that's what i that's what i'm the best at i'd say oh nice okay i'll need any advice right i don't think i do really really i mean good advice okay what advice do you have what's your advice don't worry be happy okay thank you thank you i really needed that that's so inspirational you should trademark that tommy i will i will actually i will uh okay can i take this bow is that all right it's actually all right yeah yeah take whatever in those chests you can take whatever because that's whatever i have spare what where are the things that you don't have spare i'm not going to tell you well i would advise you against disclosing this yeah yeah nikki you are so awesome i thank you so much you are so cool no problem tommy you know i know it's hard for everything tommy is actively opening chest like you are so nice what's in this chest you're the best what's in this chest i'm saying this and he is opening chest as i speak he just don't two three four five six what i don't need is a voiceover save it for the videos burglary speed run no i'm not voting that because i have permission so it's just it's friendliness that's what i call that thank you so much nikki look i'm crouching to show friendliness have this dandelion oh thank you it's very nice of you it's very sweet [Laughter] thanks nikki no problem i'll be back there's another there's another portal that's the one way to take it oh good good that's good because i hate going outside [Music] hey tommy how many diamonds do you have no no no no no no no they're mine no i meant like as a trade for diamond armor no because that doesn't make any sense because yours will be lower durability no i just told you they won't be but you lie you go you go scammed and i get tommy it's it's like it's good armor it's full durability is it rambu yeah i mean i would assume that would be a good trade because i'm pretty sure i know where it's coming from and everything yeah like why why would i need to scam you tommy i need to stab you and take all of your stop me because of etiquette you could do that that's why i wouldn't scam you why is that thing got dreadlocks what where are you it's fine hey oh jesus tommy is sitting here like i'm gonna get more for less nah not gonna do that [Music] well i'm okay no no no no okay sure sure sure has to be fully enchanted though oh yeah got some pride too even okay deal come meet me at my home we'll exchange just remember i have everything in my things from the other day everything's still in there so i'm just making more die i told you chad i [ __ ] told you about this i'll show you all tomorrow hi you know what i'll just go to my house now that'll save time yeah that's fine it's fine yeah i don't got to make two trips oh lovely finally some diamonds god it feels good to good good that's good so how many diamonds do you have thirty nine 39 do you have any blocks all right 39 diamonds for a set of armor that's fair no no no no no i won't be doing that i'm kidding i'm kidding uh how many blocks of diamonds do you have tommy four four i mean it's 39 diamonds so you know you you do some advanced calculus well no i was just doing something how am i always out of oak wood i'm going to start an oak wood farm i'm going to be just yeah whenever you ask why don't i have a lot of this resource i feel like the answer is usually because you haven't grinded a single second on this server in the year you've been on it yeah that's not true that's simply untrue that's not true you really just said that simply isn't true but do i really you i really are not either no no you know what no let's make that canon tommy very happy now people can't be angsty on twitter because he's just so fulfilled what does that would mean it means i don't know like sad sad but with a with a twitter flare to it angst a feeling of deep anxiety or dread typically an unfocused one about the human condition or the statement i don't have any anxiety anxiety comes i like this informal definition a feeling of persistent worry about something trivial listen anxiety comes when things are out of your control on this server nothing has ever been out of my control let me let me tell you now uh i feel like you should get a little bell tommy and you should just ring it going ding ding charity ding ding charity and just walk down the street and then people just throw you diamonds i think that's how it works you're making fun of me again no no no no no no you're making fun of me again that's a good idea you're making fun of me no i can sense it it's a good idea i mean it's basically just what you're doing except with the bell involved i just mined things so in sync and it was awesome you're making fun of me i can tell i'm not i'm not making no this is one of those times where i can sit and i can analyze your speech patterns and go ah you know what i'm just gonna start speaking differently then so you can never analyze my speaking patterns it's the perfect counter [Music] all right well i got a full set of diamond armor with your name on it is it good though uh yeah i mean it's not like prop four and breaking three but i mean you can read it's pretty good okay fine then i'll wait all right [Music] i'll guess i'll just loiter yeah i'll just i'll speed run how close to you do you said one thousand dollar donut doo nope i don't see one that'd be bad wouldn't if i missed one thousand dollars that would be kind of sad like mr beast just like tried to put you in this video and you just ignored it i've missed some [ __ ] donuts because i just don't read i mainly just read the subs if i'm honest because i'm kind of a you know i'm like cool no i like imagine the chats freaking out because someone did slash me donated one thousand dollars oh i'm so out of [ __ ] wood bro the chat's kind of gullible i'm not gonna lie like all you have to do is like rename your youtube account dream and then type in my chat and they'll be like oh my god so now i am now i am getting off but um rambo is going live now so i'll just um oh you can just do the trade with me off camera yeah uh rambu's going live okay one sec boys thank you very much for watching rambu's going live as well go watch wilbur 2 because wilbur's live you ready felt good rambu are you like okay he's on death all right [Music] i'm ending up for the night i am i'm gonna just uh because there's a lot of you i'm just gonna hit my twitter all is here if you want to follow it i'll give updates for the streams i'll also um my tweet shall as well might go live on there soon who knows um anyway i'm gonna write up rambu maybe yeah twitch tommy in it alt uh might go live there later tonight maybe i don't know probably not like i don't know anyway oh thank you all very very much for watching um i'm gonna rate rambu now uh but i'll be live boys all i'm saying is from now on [Music] check twitch 8 pm gmt 8 pm bst just check twitch maybe you'll see me maybe who knows um around then maybe an hour late maybe now before but around 8 p.m probably when i'll be going live what the hell what the hell hey [ __ ] technology thank you all so much for watching uh thank you all for the follows and the subs i really do appreciate it and i'll see you all later good night

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Id: c8LnbeaLuN4

Length: 110min 20sec (6620 seconds)

Published: Tue Mar 30 2021