Started a Phone Business, Sold 34 Quadrillion Phones - Smartphone Tycoon gameplay

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hey everybody welcome back to let's game it out I am Josh and today we are checking out smartphone tycoon oh man look at all this corporate intrigue we got the conference table with the floor-to-ceiling glass pens is that the Bible so just like any simulator game let's go ahead and see if we can play this as wrong as possible company name the NSA Wow our office is really small I don't know how we're supposed to make some smart phones here in just the small time we've been talking look at the days just clicking by there no time like the present creates smartphone you have no employees ok fine employees here we go ok let's try to handle this objectively ok Charles Fischer you are intolerable to look at you are 25 years old when you're 25 I'm sorry I don't think you have 6 years experience how are you a 10 out of 10 rating if your design credibility is so low and your technology is also low what else do we got in this pile Oh God is this guy's picture literally Dearing like a color run ok what sense does this make this guy is 26 he has less experience less good of a rating and he wants $9,000 a month are 10 out of 10 dude wants 3500 a month Doreen what are your experience $13,000 ok your technology is really high though I'm gonna consider you a maybe oh my god Helen $14,000 a month seriously is there anyone in this entire stack that is not in their 20s ok look though just despite the 4 out of 10 rating I am intrigued by the 9 years experience and not being in your 20s I think we're gonna go with Francis for one simple reason how am I supposed to say no to $990 a month come here you approved we're gonna pick up May because Mays got that design experience done ok I'm certain between me and these two soulless individuals we have a great chance of producing the world's best smartphone can we create a smartphone now smartphone name the eavesdropper oh my god really this is as white as it gets well let's just set these all to the max yeah there you go there there you go the lock button positioning oh hell yeah okay there we go so the power buttons over here on the Left volume buttons are here on the right wait at the bottom of the phone let's go ahead and make this phone they're like a barf color we can make this phone I feel like that's serviceable for a phone you don't want to now we're gonna put a logo on this bad boy let's try to make this look almost like a stain we'll put that right up there put a fingerprint thing right there on the back oh yeah look at that gross line at the bottom there for no reason just like Iron Man's jaw okay and now we're gonna make it and I look at all these things I can't do yet well we'll get there though okay we're gonna make it the stunning resolution of 480 by 800 where can I put this thing anywhere let's put that right there ha the old Inn fell okay so we could do that or we could do the in-video or the qual con they're really not even trying okay now let's mark it up so it is now a $1,600 phone create that bad boy wow do you see these people you can see their souls leaving their body and contributing to my design technology and bugs so I'm not sure what any of this means I think if we go down here to the bottom right click this little button yeah so we can unlock all kinds of new stuff here so hopefully we can get new research points really fast how can these two possibly be feeling like yeah the two of us were totally gonna make this smart phone okay I found the monthly expenses here why is our office 250,000 dollars I don't get it is this like on the space station why is this so expensive there you go yeah kill those bugs yeah get rid of them yeah squash those bugs there we go it's complete let's see there's a bunch of numbers that I'm having trouble really understanding I believe we're gonna make 60,000 of the eavesdroppers so let's do it we got some feedback the screen resolution is terrible I hope the company will be creating such smartphones more often very good to small amount of RAM you can all go to hell each and every one of you well would you look at that look how many copies we're selling over there look how insanely hilariously cash positive we're becoming I love the idea that we've sold like 30,000 of these phones and we only have 460 people on social media why do I even need to do anything else like we just made fifty million dollars just making that phone oh god did we run out of phones can I just keep making the world's crappiest phones until I have like a ton of money in tensional e garbage we're not gonna touch a single thing I am however gonna leave the camera right there that's a signature of my brand we're gonna make nothing on this phone good Sonny be getting a headphone jack for no reason whatsoever but it's only 200 bucks this phone like it costs 201 to make right if we do that then this price is $1,100 he got his once again I don't really understand what the hell these things mean but you know just keep filling them the phones ready for completion how many copies do I want to create okay I understand now we're gonna make four hundred and eighty four thousand of these phones it's gonna cost us 97 million dollars no one likes it and you know what I don't care look at them flying off the shelf we've way more than doubled our money selling the world's crappiest phone you know what the best part about all of this is by the way that that dude they're still only makes $990 a month okay well now that we have over half a billion dollars why stop there customers are stupid and then we're gonna give them literally the same phone and just to speed this up now that I realize I can afford anything and everything oh my God look how many more applicants there are now let's see who is the cheapest oh now obviously this is a bug right can I hire this person oh yeah oh my god there's another one hire a man I hope they can do something I know that they're all zeros but wouldn't that be great did I just hire free labor there they are working hard they don't appear to be doing much it's almost like I brought in two mannequins and just put them there and it was like here's your new co-workers oh cool they're finally contributing look at that now they're helping squash bugs and now my favorite part when it asks me how many copies I want to make and I'm like 2.1 million copies it looks like we exceeded expectations again having sold the world's crappiest unimpressive smartphone called customers are stupid we have turned a profit of over 700 million dollars we make 1.5 billion off that phone that doesn't even make sense don't buy this crap so I think the idea is as these little spheres fly out that's how cool and designed your phone is but what I'm realizing is I think this current stage to this game none of that stuff really factors into it because I've been selling the same crappy budget smartphone over and over again it still just sells out no matter how many I make we started our humble little company with just two employees and and they relaxed 50 million and we now currently sit at 4.7 billion although that's about to change we're gonna upgrade our office we do we just click it is that all we do research it okay what did that office update do you really want to update the office the new office will cost a million of course oh okay how much is it this time only five million dude until the office is like a hundred billion dollars to upgrade oh yeah would you look at that we're just gonna keep upgrading the office now it's only gonna cost a cool 10 million am I like tearing down and rebuilding the office from scratch I love watching this too because like everyone gets to pick their new seats over and over and over again upgrade again 25 million of course all I see are four friends drifting further and further apart this has all been during the production of one phone touching this phone makes you blind man the office is getting so big I was having trouble even finding all four employees currently sitting at 60 billion dollars in fact we bring up the rankings here there they are there's the NSA we're catching up to some of the bigger players like who Oh V at poll and Samsung 392 billion we're gonna be there like two crappy phones from now okay with our operating budget of eighty billion after the last phone we're gonna use some of our resources to upgrade the office again Wow this one looks considerably worse than the last one but Who am I to judge yeah look at all that huh look at that everyone's getting smaller here we go final one look at that office there do you see this there's actually nobody in the office you know who's bug squashing no one the computers themselves are doing it and you know what I think it's time for us to staff up we don't even have to be picky anymore let's just hire everybody hired hired hired hire so pretty much at this point the criteria for getting hired like the hiring process whatever order the stack of resumes was put on my desk just the first 40 people or whatever just get approved everyone else doesn't get a chance oh good they don't get reflected in this office is everybody just work from home is that what the deal is all right new phone full crew let's see how fast this goes whoa look at that oh that's the power from a full work from home office I gotta be honest I'm not sure what this gets me like sure the tech and the design are better I guess we're getting there 181 billion they two are climbing though they are trying to stay on top I also noticed our fans appear to be capped its research our radio ads that's gonna do it yeah research all of these I also noticed that the year doesn't work it's perpetually 2019 when it gets to the end of 2019 it just kind of starts back over okay phone has been made we're gonna make 780 million of them well it looks like you the phone is done really well for us sitting at a cool 728 billion where does that place us as a market leader look at that we win it sky's the limit for the NSA unlimited budget look at that Samsung and Apple just can't keep up oh wow I didn't realize we could do stuff with marketing here you just click this and you buy it is that how this works even though that's not what we needed for our tiny grassroots operation we were doing just fine with our operating budget of more money than the planet has let's see we got ourselves some research points now 495 so let's just go down the list and get all that oh my God look at this you can create your own operating system data Harvester 9000 oh boy I'm so excited for our own upper wait was that supposed to do wait what is happening I don't know what that did coz now there's a button on top of another button and there's just pluses and things flying everywhere what did I do oh my god look at this I can upgrade my OS with money um yeah version one point go to hell I honestly don't know what that even did I can tell you that this last phone has done pretty well for us now that we have an operating budget of two point six trillion dollars great the OS again we're now making more phones than there are people oh I get it they're trying to research this thing cuz it won't even let me make a new phone while this is happening like if I try the guy pops out and he's like nah dude we're trying to make the OS still like this game is actually closer to like a clicker game than it is a simulator marketing only research all the marketing according to Google by the way there's like you know seven point four billion people on the planet or so and we just hold like five times that like everybody is walking around like a crazy business person with like a phone in each hand and assistants holding the other phones but they would also need assistants to hold their phones look at this we are gonna make 848 billion phones I've been sitting here hammering away at the fans here and I can safely say that we are we are rapidly approaching perhaps we will have everybody on the planet be a fan again I don't think it matters this this number isn't even updating anymore well we did it we made one quadrillion dollars so we pretty much have to final things on the agenda here I think we've sufficiently proven there's no end in sight we're just gonna be quadrillion airs forever but I got two big questions now how much money is it gonna show we have before it just gives up but after that then we're gonna develop our dream phone here we go bring this up to 80% of the budget so we can make 33 trillion phones okay we're about to hit ten quadrant okay we hit ten quadrillion I've been staring at the screen for so long that I forgot how creepy it is that I basically am God staring down at an empty building what's this do you want to hold a presentation of the smart phone you're stupid if you buy this phone the presentation will cost you 1 million 1 million 1 million dollars is like a fraction of pocket change at this point of course that's fine oh my god what is this it's like I'm like an apple style presentation welcome the NSA presents a brand-new smartphone which is going to revolutionize the industry of mobile technologies this is your stupid if you buy this phone there it is the same piece of crap you've been buying year after year oh look at the six statistics crappy crappy camera terrible resolution world price can you imagine being in the crowd for this and then it made you sit here and watch a number count up for like 30 seconds 1117 dollars look at your stupid if you buy this phone we soundly passed the 100 quadrillion barrier I think we broke the game at this point a hundred times I move this slide around the number of copies doesn't change it's just 981 trillion forever okay six hundred quadrillion 700 million eight hundred quadrillion No quadrillion okay the game just bottomed out at 993 quadrillion dollars for limited that's it okay it's time for us to create the ultimate [ __ ] maximum wear maximum height old style Android buttons smallest screen you can have bulky shoulders sharp angles weird-looking angular screen lock button in a place you don't want it volume buttons also in a place you don't want them we're gonna make it Razer headphone green oh yeah there we go there we go logo in some gross place marking also in some gross place overlapping the things to make you feel uncomfortable fingerprint scanner on the back positioned way at the bottom of the screen where you can't really use it HD super amoled ababa blah camera 16 megapixel in fact we liked camera so much we put on 4 x cameras and we put them right where you want them kind of covering both logos and not quite centered and we even put two cameras on the front so this is cameras everywhere the best in felt processor the most RAM not my own OS cuz for some reason I never figured out how to turn that on the best battery whatever all this is 878 dollars to make it can I mark that up still yeah I can oh it's a $1,900 phone yeah you know what kind of occurred to me at this point while we have our 993 quadrillion dollars there's still some dude who is technically like a founding member of the company like ground floor employee has been with me since the beginning still making 990 a month welcome yeah yeah the phone you know we we were yeah this is the ultimate [ __ ] batteries I think what they mean is it's got a good battery and it's available for the rock-bottom price okay I just sat here it took 45 seconds to count up to that yeah get it even though the edging is a little bit off and it looks terrible really really still an average rating of six I made you guys the ultimate phone it had like 19 cameras on the back well that's spying that the NSA is gonna do so I think we've done all the damage we can here most number indicators on the screen aren't really working anymore we've created a beautiful ghost house full of no workers actually is my final duty I think it's time we properly reward Francis for his amazing work at nine ninety a month sir you deserve a big bonus so I'm gonna do something for you I should have done a long time ago fire you so that's gonna do it for this episode of let's game it out as always I am Josh thank you so much for joining me and I will see you next time [Music]
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Channel: Let's Game It Out
Views: 4,995,396
Rating: 4.9432888 out of 5
Keywords: smartphone tycoon, smartphone tycoon pc, smartphone tycoon gameplay, smartphone tycoon game, smart phone tycoon, smartphone tycoon pc game, smartphone tycoon pc gameplay, smartphone tycoon walkthrough, smartphone tycoon pc walkthrough, let's game it out, lets game it out, letsgameitout, lgio, smartphone tycoon android, tycoon games, smartphone tycoon hack, started a phone business, started phone business, sold 34 quadrillion phones
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Length: 15min 58sec (958 seconds)
Published: Sat Mar 02 2019
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