I HATE ELSA - *Frozen* Commentary

let it go let it go can't hold me back anymore last week I did a little movie called tangled it's girl tangled did you notice I had a green light for that one and then I have a blue light for this one because frozen's about ice and Rapunzel tangled is about green look at me colored coordinating my lamps god I'm such a good youtuber i titled the tangled video that tangles it was better than frozen because I've seen frozen before and I just remember thinking why is this the most popular Disney movie ever yeah highest-grossing animated film of all time and with that in mind I was like why why do you know why Julie why yes I do it's because it's the greatest film of all time oh you're frozen fat yes I'm a fan of quality you double dipped oral stick [ __ ] why are you getting heated about this let me alone geez you lose your arms and suddenly you just get angry at the world should we just watch this movie can I just Brent this I can rent it oh yay yay for the sake of fairness in comparing this to the greatness that is tangled I'm gonna give us a fair shots let's watch this with a clear mind Disney great start lovely castle look what you're doing with the architecture they make what you're blowing should we just start the video the same way this is dramatic as hell already do you hear this there's a goddamn choir hall ask quiet oh hello snowflake you know that's saying that no two snowflakes are the same that is the biggest lie I've ever heard do you know how many trillions of billions of concealing z' there are snowflakes that fall every year you're tell me two not two of those with the same don't buy it what's going on hey little remember none of this movie except the major plot points you know I forget details of things so fast it's embarrassing I feel like you guys be able to move ice so much faster if you didn't focus on singing I'm not trying to tell you how to do your jobs what they collect is for what purpose they my nice why they just let the kid behind the entire crew gets on there like yeah Bush yeah dear and the kids behind you're like ah yeah I'm gonna just stay behind catch up with you guys later you know how cold it is outside cold enough for ice a child abuse man child abuse child abandonment week Oh is it Christmas morning so we have to play snowman's ah here we go [Laughter] do the magic oh that's where she's got superpowers is that ever address in this movie the fact that she can just literally do super magical things this is why people loved it is this cuz it's adorable as hell I always think I don't want kids and then I watch a Disney movie and I'm like I'd be totally fine like having a kid but then I go out into the real world and see real kids and they're terrible oh my god you use headshot your sister ah look what you've done now you little dumb brat she's cold I know where we have to go so the fire pit what where would you put her please these are the parents Oh what trolls you are lucky it wasn't her heart but the head you froze her brain what are you talking about the brains as valuable as the heart your power will only grow good luck the gates will reduce the staff we will limit her contact with people these are the parents that are Tarzan's parents I thought it was the tangled parents but no it's these guys [Music] so sad they literally imprisoned their daughter yes your super powers are getting stronger this is a positive God if my kid had super powers oh I would love that kids so much more regular kids act like you're just buying war buffer but can't with super powers mm ah this is the yes yes hey this is it wow they really glossed over that it's kind of a huge plot point notice like 10 seconds of a ship on a sea quick little funeral how does she not get superpowers if you have one child as superpowers have we got 100 kids cuz I'm trying to have a whole x-men team like 50% of your offspring have magic powers have more maybe you get a fighter kid maybe you get an air kid three years later why is there a time card we saw them from children to adults with no time cards and now you're like okay now it's time for a time card share haha that was covered in moose saliva you nasty oh my god I know he ends up with the girl with honour nasty she's gonna be kissing moose saliva lips by the way I'm drinking smart water you guys got that dumb water you peasants okay this is the third song in 13 minutes they locked her away - why don't they let this girl out she doesn't got super powers they can hurt people don't know if I'm elated or gassy you I don't know if I'm elated or gassy those aren't the same feelings your tongue ah this is why you like it you got a thing for the Statue no no it's not it's not like that shut up you don't know me [Music] her parents messed her up now she's like super anxious about showing her powers well if you're the queen show your powers no one will ever rebelled against you cuz there must be like Zippity zap freezing these [ __ ] you know I'm so sorry are you hurt I just wasn't looking where I was going but I'm great oh thank goodness mmm I know you evil I'm a evil if the cyber and sons of the Southern Isles pods he's kind of a kind guy he didn't know who she was and he was like oh oh sorry why if it's an axe why that wasn't a I'm starting to get my way kind of smile that was uh I'm kind of smitten kind of smile you got this you got this you got this girl from show of your powers rule with an iron fist god I would bought out into an ice queen it's gotta be so awkward she hasn't seen her sister in years since she was a kid what is that amazing smell it could be like this all the time me too being sad for her but it can't why why not quit be a downer at your party Oh dawn we're missing something somebody say sour patch kids Hans Hans Hans you're kind of handsome this group this group of kids it's a whole orphanage um fine I'm hungry twelve older brothers three of them pretended I was invisible for two years it's horrible imagine being ignored by your sister for 14 years they gotta fit well together cuz they're so like impromptu be like Oh robot the other ones like I'm a robot too , takes a lot of lot of chemistry will you marry me yes why like 20 minutes we would like your blessing for marriage no we'll need a few days to plan the ceremony of course a few days bro you need like a four-year engagement period may I talk to you please alone whatever you have to say you you can say to both of us cuz he's my future husband you can't marry a man you just met you can if it's true love oh my god she's got superpowers dawg I'm bowing down hey Ice Queen whatever you need whatever you need [Music] get a rat dog she'll walk on water she's basically Jesus if Jesus could control ice maybe blame what are all those ships just doing in the water all right they're not docked anywhere there's chillin in the water offshore okay no are you all right no snow no snow what is this snow is it's though in my space no sorcery in you too I'm completely ordinary that's right she is she's so ordinary she's a plain Jane redhead I'll bring her back and I'll make this right I'm coming with you she's my sister she would never hurt me except for that time she almost killed you okay who's letting a princess go off into a raging snowstorm by yourself whoo here we go karma go heaven knows I love it don't let them see you don't let him see why are you gonna do [Music] are you kidding me right now do to see this what did this thing Luther look at how textured the railings are look how the she has mastery over her powers you're gonna tell me that she can't control her powers when she can do this hmm come on oh you gotta be joking me right now I'll see ya make a hole I stress I'm done with you you bother me what a traitor's horse that's the beauty in the beasts horse isn't it big summer blowout I want you to take me up the North Mountain I don't take people places take me up the North Mountain I know how to stop this winter we leave at dawn what you were won over that easily way he's like I don't do that and she's like I know how to end a winter which is usually ended by the Sun but just because he got like a hatchet thingy and some rope he's like okay I'll take you on an adventure you mean to tell me you got engaged to someone you just met that day I'm saying homie stop talking wolves can reindeer fight wolves not wolves no fighting by them turn around fight him so I'm talking about see him that there goes all your supplies more like this way oh my god you agreed to take someone up there bro this is a four-week journey with your life in danger the entire time you're so dumb okay you're creepy what am I looking at right now why are you hanging off the earth like a bat you know what's funny not funny the snowman maybe you'll have a good joke or two but I laughed every single time I saw the horse in tangles because it was just so funny and it didn't say a word this thing can talk let's see if it make me laugh and who's the funky-looking donkey over there that's Ben and who's the reindeer okay good sign writing what North yes this is a clever song so how exactly are you planning to stop this weather don't you think that's a question you should have asked before agreeing to spend four weeks going up a mountain getting stabbed by icicles potentially oh look at that I've been impaled okay but that's just one that's something that was a very minuscule laugh I wouldn't put my foot there you're distracting me were there please tell me I'm almost there [Music] the mastery in this building it's got a balcony come on you're telling me you can't control your powers flawless flow this man knows ice if there's one thing this man knows it's ice work and he said it's flawless you should probably wait out here last time I introduced her to a guy she froze everything everything is already frozen how much worse could I get I never knew it I was capable of yeah if parents were terrible they deserve to die in Tarzan the animal that killed Tarzan's parents was just doing the world a favor get out of here [ __ ] [ __ ] out of my house you kind of set off an eternal winter everywhere how do you know it's eternal it's been like a couple of days oh damn girl get your emotions in check man you suck else's the worst I'm sorry who's this another man I want to ask if I could get your blessing to marry him I moved on from the first guy but don't worry I've known this guy for at least a week so that's progression whoa whoa feisty-pants hey relax whoa feisty-pants this movie needs a Flynn Rider [ __ ] man am I out of shape that's clever it's clever it's not funny but it's clever see this is why I knew something was up from the start with the prints because she spends the whole movie with this guy kristaps Christoph whatever his name was and she forms like a bond with him so I didn't make sense huh are you cold are you cold oh I'm not cold no this is what I do when I'm warm when I was a kid it was just me and Sven until they you know kinda took us in it was just you and spend so he got left behind didn't he they left him behind his family abandoned him I was joking bro they literally left you behind you couldn't capture enough ice so that you were just like we're done with you little child no that's not why I brought her here right what's the issue dear she's engaged he's engaged to someone else okay her quote engagement is a flex arrangement casino win literally have a kid say anything in a cute kid voice and I'm gonna find it a super adorable and funny I think hilarious your child is a wedding I think you'd be married right now oh it is you're getting married yeah she's docking well I guess maybe it is cos honey you're married you know before she keels over yes only an act of true love can thaw a frozen heart a true love's kiss perhaps let's go kiss hard funny funny snowman's god oh where did that thing come from was it always there oh yeah uh-huh what's that gonna do to snow fight them girl you got superpowers this is no match this is a joke ya see fight them fight them look at that precision it are you this is a joke Elsa you are a joke she can't control her powers yet she can literally precisely hit all the points of his cloth the clock between his body and the edge of the clothing she can get like eight spikes between them and pinning up against a wall that precision yet you can't control you oh my god oh my god send this man to his death please look at this precision tweet outs up don't be the monster they fear you are why doesn't he want Elsa dead now he's gotta end the eternal winter I would've been smart for him to let the guy kill her because you have witnesses witnesses that Shh will clearly state that that man killed Elsa why don't you try kissing her why wouldn't you try kiss just like one little peck just to see if you're the true love Tim they got good eyesight are you good gonna be okay don't worry about me I need my reindeer in my ice what else could a man hope for thank you what is gonna shut him out maybe let them in you just saved your princess if anything happens to the princess you are all arendelle has left there's no line of succession it's just the two princesses oh we're about to see the biggest misdirect maybe Disney history true love's kiss oh if only there was someone out there who loved you ha ha ha mr. Rhett I'd have to marry into the throne somewhere you're so desperate for love you are willing to marry me just like that you won't get away with this I already have why would he tell her his plan that's just dumb dumb criminals monologuing Princess Anna is dead why wouldn't you wait to make sure she dies first at least we got to say our marriage vows who was the witness I didn't dare looks to you y-yeah this thing really doesn't do triangles I love triangles have they ever in any Disney movie no they're mine the true love stuff that on that pure true love thing I love can I have you what can you pick a lock with the carrot can someone try that you see someone outside trying to pick a lock with a carrot like love is putting someone else's needs before yours like you know how Kristoff brought you back here to Hans and left you forever okay that's funny oh you're melting some people are worth melting for okay it's Kristoff it's bad they're coming back this way guess it was wrong I guess Kristoff doesn't love you enough to leave you behind so who's their true love I don't think it's Kristoff is it doesn't her sister show do like an actor true love or something [Music] Oh your mousse is dead no there it is just leave him adrift how does he hear that your sister is dead because of you yeesh tough break [Music] a shattered and blade wouldn't that just snap your hand off that was another misdirect right there this had to good mr. Erickson in how can he even see from that far how do they know what's happening look at that look at that just like tangled coming back from the dead how do you just accept it that fast you thought this girl was dead a second ago and you're just like oh thank god you're back you need to freak out a little big girl you thought she was dead of true frozen heart of course so dumb oh shut up looking up masterfully she pulls this all back she's like oh love but that's right why don't I think of that loop everything's back to normal [Music] how do they get onto the ship were they on the ship the entire time let me go back what did the ship come from where did this ship they were on solid ice and you know what ice is it's frozen water so as soon as you remove the frozen part it's just water that ship should be drowned that ship is compromised whatever whatever whatever it's magic I guess dissipated you just oh my god I hate Elsa so much I hate her she solved the problem so fast the only frozen heart around here is yours he can't swim either mrs. Strauss I owe you a sled that's the new skater 4,000 how did you afford it Oh on the cheek yeah okay the cheek was just an invitation are you ready nah they'll love her she just put them in like for like a month she just put them in the worst winter of all time and they forgive her they're the ones that drove her out here's what I'll give the movie credit to mr. axe first of all the true love's kiss fantastic misdirect then the misdirect of it's an act of true love not a true love's kiss and the act of love was from her sister I got him applauding to be honest Christoph and heard they kind of care for each other a little bit but I didn't feel it I didn't feel love between them but for her sister I could see that but if you think that this movie is better than tangled then you are just wrong I don't know how to describe it to you you're just incorrect it's like if you handed the test in saying that frozen was better just know fail you're wrong it's the greatest movie in cinematic history you tall beam okay you're just wrong see this is what people stab you toodles [Music]

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Rating: 4.9512634 out of 5

Keywords: frozen, elsa, frozen 2, reaction, review, movie, disney, soundtrack, let, it, go, let it go, anna, full, netflix, trailer, frozen reaction, songs, toys, frozen full movie, barbie

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Length: 24min 51sec (1491 seconds)

Published: Sun Jul 28 2019