Poking Fun at *CINDERELLA*

hello trouble bakers welcome into another movie commentary Monday little change of plans I had originally intended to do Aladdin the cartoon and then the following week I was going to do the live-action movie because that comes out to streaming next week however Aladdin is in the vaults which means it's not available anywhere it's not available on YouTube to buy or rent sign on Netflix it's not on Hulu is not an Amazon Prime it's nowhere except in the vault apparently not only is Aladdin in the vaults but Aladdin and the King of Thieves is in the vaults as well as the return of Jafar I didn't know about it had a sequel much less multiple sequels it's a whole damn trilogy I think so we're gonna do Cinderella I guess I should probably get the mood lighting proper what is Cinderella story Cinderella's she's like mistreated and then she goes to a ball right that's that's Cinderella story something at first were alarmed we're red alarms but that just doesn't feel right for Cinderella maybe more like pinkish pinkish red with red there's no hope pinkish red there's a scissor glimmer I'm kidding you guys on collars that's a nice castle whose castle is that is that just like the Disney Castle or is that a specific princess castle one thing I noticed in Maleficent that I didn't say during the commentary is that Beauty and the Beast live action and the Maleficent live action both ended with they villain falling to their death as I see it falling to the death in this movie I'm gonna be upset wait what what does this baby about the do some magic there was a girl called Ella no way this baby's doing magic are you kidding me did she just pull a cloud from the sky how does that affect the ecosystem if she's just one day like I'm taking the clouds do we not get rain for a month what happens house Mouse no the god masks 200 their mice you know what mice have the bubonic plague they carry that stuff I believe that animals listen and speak to us if we only have the ear for it consider Allah taught to animals if she related to dr. Dolittle yeah then I guess she's pulling clouds from the sky so you know what it's not too much of a stretch okay why are the chlorella instead of Cindi Cindy's the go-to name I gotta stop watching Disney movies because it makes me want to have like a little kid but we all know that Disney kids are like a million times better than real kids just real kids at his little shoes oh my god I almost saw goose tramples halls to be the most happy of families to live as they did and to love each other so don't make me happy look it's little Cindy living the perfect life look at it get used to it and then we're gonna take it away from you I'm new strategy Disney not gonna work on me I have a hard soul I will not be ruled by your beautiful idyllic life but sorrow couldn't come to any Kingdom I know it can't Disney she had a cuteness overload her daughter was too cute what was that oh actually not dead ah I thought she died and Cindy I hate you I never wanted to have you you were an accident I must go very soon my love what she have aspired the plague it was the rats I knew it don't touch the rats don't touch her even if she's gonna spread the plague to you all this family's doomed but the dad passes too time passed look she's growing up with her papa they didn't contract the playing that's good I do love a happy ending don't you it's time perhaps to begin a new chapter yeah I agree she's there nothing like I don't think they're working on any trades for her but she's got to learn to do something she's got to find a vocation some time ago in my travels I made the acquaintance of Sir Francis Tremaine master of the Mercer's guild is he not the poor man has died last plague his widow finds herself alone who's still in the prime of her life you're worried about telling me but you mustn't be not if it will lead to your happiness yes yes yes I want you out of my house your 1800 no he wants to marry such things we come with for good oh okay okay he go marry the wife of the husband who died wonder how he died probably got stabbed secret then he's gonna die because she gonna kill him and then Cindy's gonna have a stepmom who's cruel and then the step I was gonna die by falling at the end duck is gonna get squashed goose whatever I don't my animals what do I look like a botanist do people keep cats on a leash is that like an actual thing that people do that is a large hat I've never seen a protagonist everywhere I had that big I know you're evil just from the size of your hat even if I didn't know the story you didn't say your daughter so wait a second is that Cate Blanchett okay you fell in love with a girl with that laughs thanks guy you're they were desperate huh oh let the cats kill the rats what do you think you're up to Lucifer the cat's name is Lucifer come on what would you like me to bring you home from the ball bring me the first branch your shoulder brushes on your journey you want to stick by the part I think you're gonna die but if we do see you again that'd be nice my bedrooms the biggest besides yours and fathers perhaps he'd like to share it what a wonderful idea what a good girl you are so kind even more combs if you kept all this bric-a-brac I'm there bric-a-brac it's not a word I've heard that one time in my life but only one time cuz who would ever use that word bric-a-brac oh I'm bringing that back bric-a-brac bringing it back let's just slaps look on the bright side no one shall disturb me here exactly oh I can't how are you befriending these rats don't come out any with their mice I don't want to hear it mice are still rats to me I don't care she's mad yeah she's not mad she's talking to the mice okay yeah she's a little crazy how she turns to the farm okay she's pulling her own weight I was like here like she's gotta learn a trade but she doesn't cuz she helps out around the house thank you me Sarah oh that's not sanitary at all your hands were touching rats before I feel like that sound effect should have been like more of a loud thud or I should have did that take until it didn't land under a dress so I could make a louder thud [Music] Oh No your father's pops is dead he took ill on the road oh the end he spoke only of you miss what if that branch like scratch soon oh that's the branch there it is be careful touching that cuz that's poisonous potentially ruined oh I thought this woman planned his death cuz her ex-husband died and our new husband dies well suspicious very difficult look at how gracious she is even though she's gone through a traumatic event she's like this must have been difficult for you oh god I hate that the next 30 minutes of this I'm probably just gonna be her just going through terrible times and I got to sit through it oh can you just do montage of the the trials and tribulations and so ella was left to do all the work at least that was what a stepmother said they are doing the hunter I'm joking movie I actually want to see it I want to see them abuse her because the stepsisters the worst thing that they've done have been like oh she's mad she's crazy that's it that's the worst they've done to Cinderella that we've seen physically with their eyes I really want them to lay it on I want to see her spirit grinded down the scraps from that table please - luckily I have food Sour Patch Kids one day I'm gonna get sponsored by a company that's gonna let me eat their snacks and then pay me to do it in a video I can't wait and what's that on your face it's cinder that's what we'll call you haha sorry real name was Ella oh it seems too much to expect you to prepare breakfast serve it and still sit with us done Ella or should I say Cinderella they have her laughing in her face I like a villainy that's a little more subtle like she's gonna borrow it the right way she's like it's a little too much to ask you to sit here with us when you've also prepared the food for us well so we'll do you a favor and let you eat away from us so there's like a little bit of subtlety there but then she's like laughing in her face as she leaves come on who's this oh all right is that Robb Stark please don't let them hurt him we're hunting scenes you should know about seven animals robbed you said the diary was in the first season and they came back to help you there you are your heart hey kids kids kids I'm kids I'm on my way okay okay okay I'm on my way can't that dude looks nice from Game of Thrones - was that guy from Game of Thrones - that's a season two guy wait does the stag end up being the fairy godmother is there an actual fairy godmother in this movie by the metal ones how could you know anything about it true how is he your majesty why is everyone dying in this movie can someone live if you're a parent in this movie you're good as gone it would not do to let the stag go free hey have a king look at the king he looks like the least manly person here he looks like an assistant if I must marry could I not Wed say a good honest country girl you talk about marrying her already you had one five minute conversation with her I forgave the insta-love and Maleficent because it made sense this doesn't make any sense naughty paint naughty brush down please Sampson right down down not that I am on the ground I am literally on the sorry great nostrils could I belong the brush man I usually laugh at Disney jokes even when they're stupid that one was swinging I miss so I'm gonna miss my friends royal ball oh I love balls but every maiden in the kingdom BC Noble or commoner is invited to attempt a mod how is he him that means maybe an issue of coz you're good in a mood Parisien intervene one occupation oh yeah put her in her place in French attagirl spirit goodness you have a sister dude I don't know I hope he ends up with the two girls the stepsisters it just ends up with them on his arms in his bed at the end of the movie or something wait it's man the ball all ready to go whoa we got an hour left it's the night of the ball I thought this is gonna be like last 30 minutes what if you might just snare the prince I'm to think I have two horses in the race she's a widow to eat why does she try to go after the prince maybe he likes Cougars all of the maidens of the land are invited it's practically falling to pieces send the rats Anna how could I perhaps the attack bring the goose in the geeses now mark my words give me some cruelty you shall not go to the ball I thought that was a slap there's an actual person Oh top of milk oh it's Disney help old ugly people because they're probably witches and they're gonna either curse you or give you gifts what's going on here why does she look so bad is it CG or is it prosthetics come on CG she looks awful I know hairy Dogfather I mean fairy godmother mm-hmm let me slip into something more comfortable yes thank you God whatever they did to your face for this movie just is not working for me ah there we go better that's better I agree although I do like the fairy godmother looking a little more grandmother II otherwise become horses don't they wait why wouldn't you it's gonna break the glass structure you're an irresponsible fairy godmother you could have easily built that outside of the little green house area like oh great she's got a carriage for a few hours but now her greenhouse is destroyed no where's mice that's crazy man I don't want to live in a world where mice can transform into big creatures [Music] I can't drive I'm a goose her dress you gotta fix the dress way dress can you mend it no I'll turn it into something new oh no please don't this was my mother's and I'd like to wear it when they go to the palace she's like but it sucks but she wouldn't mind if I did have a thing wouldn't mind a nice blue why are you changing the entire color of it are you kidding me that looks like a completely different dress that is a completely different dress yeah it defeats the purpose of you wearing your mother's dress the same style ah it's the best you ask it's something new for change glass slippers you gonna wear some glass slippers huh oh hi heels and you find that really comfortable they're high heels give her some sneaks no fear I always forgot the magic will only last so long but the house strike of midnight the spell will be broken why and all will return why though is there reason for this you just turned four mice into horses you'll tell me your weak ass magically lasts for like three hours my god have to go through and light all those candles oh that's gotta take so much work that's a nice carriage though look at all that gold princess chelina of zaragosa oh here we go that's a lot of stairs you made her wear heels for this invited mr. lizard time cuz there's so many stairs but Halla bol commence the balls drop ocz say z girl for you oh my god she's so hot tell her that while I might not have a lower body a mouth is all I need in order to please her ah too much information that's my worst nightmare is walking into a room late and then everyone turning to look at me why are you so happy about it this gives me anxiety she's a little more subtlety to the acting homey he's Caesar he's like it would give me the greatest pleasure if you would do me the honor of letting me lead you through this you think that's the greatest pleasure bro let me tell you something a little bit about sex slow down Dylan slow down I don't he's her to his bedroom speed of that greatest pleasure from before I just want to try something I thought you might treat me differently if he knew overall a plane so Liam what are these guys doing so uncomfortable so uncomfortable to have to hear this private conversation and pretend like they're not listening no when the rain did my portrait no they should can I paint you like one of my french girls I've never shown this place to anyone please I shouldn't it's a swing it's a wooden board attached by two ropes what is the big deal what is happening he's gonna swing her there may you what are you talking about is he her dad it's made of glass hello me thank you while I'm down here at least tell me your name my name is what timely bells [Music] I like that I really shot this whole thing well the camera would kind of like be wonky and it just kind of gave you weird angles to like kind of symbolize the magic learning off I kind of wish they did that I don't know [Music] they can enjoy that fly a little too much honestly if the prince know that on if the prince is riding down the stairs going wait what you think one of the guards would act right now the guards would be like we should probably detain this person running away from the prince when he's chasing her what useless guards I'm actually really excited for this as they start turning back into what they are let's cook look really cool I like how they did this you won't catch a cold girl don't laugh get out of the rain yes yeah couldn't wait to write down all that had happened bet the stepmom finds the journal now the Prince goes door to door putting shoes on people is this right oh you've come Oh yikes ah enough with old people dying in this movie that's definitely a death shot that's the last time we're gonna see him unless we get the pan to the heavens and he's looking on finally at his son they're out his wedding day or something like he's just like a ghost in the clouds he could be a cloud bring it back to the stars he could be like a spirit in the clouds watching down on his son and the afterlife but otherwise that's last time we see him cuz that's a death sad I want new king help I to class his love how are you in love with someone you don't even know the name of Brad Oh she'd come back and the step I was gonna be reading the journals and be like well well look what we have here it's gonna be gone it's gonna be gone bet I'm a professional movie watcher I know how this is gonna go are you looking for this there was a beautiful young girl who married for love her husband a light of her life dawn next time she married for the sake of her daughters at that man - dawn I lived unhappily ever after top Break girl look at this nice shot into the darkness when you were married you will make me the head of the royal household no no I was not able to protect my father from you but I will protect the prince and the kingdom oh that was her slip-up she basically said I married your dad for the security and not because I cared about him and that triggered her okay that is a mistake SiC your rats on her who cares you don't need it well she's gonna shank her with the shards of the glass slipper it doesn't matter and then no one deserves to be treated as you have treated me why do you do it why because you are young and innocent and good what's your motivation your motivation for harassing her is because she's good and innocent from now you spare the kingdom a great deal of embarrassment I should like to be a contest and I require advantageous marriages for my two daughters done but if she's not found then for the good of the kingdom you must marry the princess chelina I feel bad for Selena and she seemed like a nice girl and now she's just kidding like dumped on because he's like I don't want to marry her very well agreed you had almost as much time with Selena as you did with Cinderella before he fell in love with Cinderella how does the slipper only fit Cinderella she must got some weird-looking feet it's the yeast yes you guys are strange to the shaped feet because no one else no other female in the kingdom could fit into these shoes the magical slipper refused to fit even the most electrical now it's a magical slipper that's why even if it fit someone's foots the prince would then have to meet that person and be like yeah this is the girl I was talking to and clearly he's gonna know that they're not the girls she's like that meme how is this glass slipper not broken they put it on the feet of every single girl in the kingdom the other slipper smashed just when I hit the wall how does it not broken by now people trying to shove their big-ass feet into it are they coming in clutch right now they're gonna open the window hear her sing be like is there another girl up there put the slip around her they're gonna get married and then live happily ever after and he's gonna find the greatest pleasure [Music] do you know grace yes brother I do just like your grace nan says I trust a lady we're leaving Grand Duke what are you what the prep why do they think this was like a great twist they're playing it up like it's some sort of big reveal that he was amongst them the entire time huh how did you not know he was there someone would have started the rumor being like you know the Kings here you know or they would have acted differently around him and he'd surely he would have known we're leaving Grand Duke we got you now [ __ ] that is the worst twist I've ever seen in a movie captain would you be so kind as to investigate it would be my pleasure his kicks in the door cools you off the hinges thank you to do this and I forbid you to forbid her who are you to stop an officer of the king lock it lock it lock it lock it mice eat her alive oh come on I can't believe he's gonna marry her she can put the slip around hey go marry her after like four hours together like I get theirs arranged marriages where they don't meet beforehand but like that's for political gain this one he's a skewing political game specifically for love even though he's only talked to her for like four hours do you not even know if that beautiful slipper fit if it does you take me as I am and on his country car making out just start doing it right here in the living room I see a sword can you stab him on the way out stab stab two stabs quick thrusts to the neck it's all I gotta do you die as well treat her with kindness right I forgive you yeah and never set foot in the kingdom again oh well she didn't follow her death she jumped over the stairs it felt like two florists or death to be honest it's a small Kingdom but like she's a good choice to be a queen because she can control animals and you could have war hippos war rhinos war elephants war alligators War Eagles war bears more Panthers this is there's no end to the amount of war animals you could create and occasionally I see something in the clouds I seen something in the cloud did I call this or what okay this is the fairy godmother I thought I was gonna be the parents looking down on her okay I knew something with the clouds they pulled it off him like it was some great reveal they didn't really set it up to be of any importance whether the king was there or not like if the guy was really acting a fool and like going out of his way to make sure no one fit into the slipper like yeah then the king being there would be like oh no but really he's just like let's get out of here and the king was like not so fast yeah people pull the clothes off him for the reveal I think that's why it was worse Grand Duke the Hat has his hat off Casas coat pulled off I hope you guys enjoyed this movie commentary Monday I'll be back next week until then Deus [Music]

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Length: 27min 53sec (1673 seconds)

Published: Sun Aug 25 2019