RE-WATCHING HARRY POTTER Marathon!

hello troublemakers and welcome into another movie commentary monday this of course is the harry potter marathon this is not however my first time watching harry potter in fact december 21st 2017 i released a video watching harry potter for the first time i think this channel probably had like 20 000 subscribers back then there were three big franchises that i'd never seen harry potter lord of the rings and star wars and i knew i wanted to make videos on them experiencing them for the first time this was before i ever started movie commentary monday it's kind of like a little bit of the origin of it i've refined the format quite heavily over the years as you can see i started this video in my car that's how you know it's a good movie commentary if it starts in a car there's a whole thing where i went to go get a hamburger that's like 10 of this video i have been wanting to redo harry potter in the traditional commentary format so that's what we're doing today in fact this intro is the last thing i had to do the video is edited i spent the last two weeks working on it i'm so proud of it i think you guys are gonna enjoy the hell out of this one but anyways this is a long video that original video 22 minutes and 28 seconds this one is almost two hours long so strap in get a snack you got your snack all right let's do it i was looking around for harry potter on a streaming platform guess what streaming platform has it it's peacock peacock peacock how do they afford to license exclusively all eight harry potter movies that's so expensive how does netflix not outbid peacock here we go baby let's see what i remember uh it shoots light it sucks light it sucks he's a light steeler he's a light thief he's percy jackson leaving him with these people i've watched them all day they're the worst sort of muggles imaginable they really are the only family he has and so it beginneth she's like we shouldn't leave this child with this family because they are awful and dude's just like yeah they're family it's the legal system we got it's we got no choice you're wizards wizards read him a new family can you do that zipity's app patronum mcfamily uh they just left him with the worst people like this child is so important let's make sure he's abused and traumatized as a child and try not to burn anything yes not petunia ah this is so smart an abused little boy it's got that cinderella element doesn't he get thirty-six tail thanks thanks he looks like a walrus has anyone made that observation ever this man is a human walrus oh that's gotta be so exciting ah that's what made the series so popular it could be any kid wondering why they don't want harry out of their house like let him go to hogwarts let him go get his magic spells and then he'll be out of your house out of your life you don't got to worry about him you don't gotta feed him you gotta take care of him also why wouldn't you treat him better if you know he's going to be a wizard what happened peacock you're really letting me down here this is the lowest quality video i've ever seen now he looks like a pixelated walrus what's happening hey when i can't find it bro i'm gonna go ahead and just rent it on youtube you about to get a tail you're a wizard harry you're a wizard harry there's gotta be a dark story somewhere of like an alternate universe harry potter where harry potter because of all the abuse that he has suffered at the hands of this horrible human muggle family and he starts using his wizardry to torture and murder somebody and he becomes a serial killer i i think someone should write it a fanfic but instead of like the fanfic being weird where like harry and hermione are like there should be a fanfic where he goes dark perfect sister being who she was mother and father was so proud this is actually like an interesting cycle so her parents didn't love her as much as they loved harry's mother so now she treats her son like their parents treated her sister and abuses her hated sister's son wow that's complex a car crash kalian james potter it's an outrage my man just learned that his cousin has super powers and he's just like but cake he's going to the finest school of witchcraft and wizardry in the world he reminds me of uh a gollum like he got his ring he's like i got it i'm gonna be honest though like shamefully eating cake makes it taste so much better i don't know what it is about it i think it's because you know such a wave of like disgust for yourself is coming so like when you pound through that cake you're just like i gotta enjoy it now don't even think about consequences unless you'd rather stay of course he's just going off with a stranger in the night that's when you know your life is bad is if someone a giant just busts into your house and is like hey come with me child and you're like yes i will come with you you strange hairy giant man harry potter oh he's bad he's ben the new nimbus 2000 the 2000 it's out already here we are give it a wave apparently not what was it supposed to do i feel like that's a good power again we go back to the dark storyline harry potter gets a dark wand or just gets that wand and he goes dark and he starts breaking [ __ ] kills this guy steals all the wants and then he uses his magical powers to orchestrate all the ones at once blows up the world might have taken it a little too far there's not much room for story if everyone's dead he killed my parents didn't he you know hagrid i know you do i love how you just talk about it so unemotionally voldemort started to gather some followers you've been posting some thirst trap pictures on instagram that's how you get the followers something about you stumped him that night it was like the power of love or something the power of love compels you his mother's love something something something [Music] [Applause] this is shot so well not like well as in like wow it's so great but in such like a nostalgia kid fantasy inducing way oh he's got a rat that rat is an evil rat i'm pretty sure this is scabbers by the way scabbers you [ __ ] rat like uh like a in in the way that like you're uh you're how do you explain this like in a mobster way you're rat like he's a bad person but he's also a rat so i don't know hermione are you sure that's a real spell well it's not very good is it but they've all worked for me ah she's she's the exact kind of kid in middle school that you wanted to bully oh boy oh boy wait she's not evil right she's just domineering she used to be a dominatrix it's part of the backstory you guys don't know um i'm more up on the harry potter lore than you are into your houses they are gryffindor gryffindor hufflepuff hufflepuff i'd uh have all the more house slytherin and raven paws raven ravenclaw ravenclaw nailed it ravenclaw got it i nailed it already and slytherin hey draco malfoy oh you little [ __ ] the dark forest is strictly forbidden to all students if you didn't want kids to go in there don't call it the dark forest like a name like that is so scary it makes people want to go into it you know what i mean call it like the the poop tree forest it's like oh i don't want to go in there the poo tree forest eel i'm gonna stay away from there you don't even have to tell them it's off limits they'll just not go good if indoor how pretentious better be gryffindor grethendor welcome to gryffindor this does feel so much like christmas thanksgiving oh that's professor snape head of slytherin house but everyone knows it's the dark arts he fancies yep see this is this is how you set him up to be the villain ron before it was like slytherin house uh you don't want to end up there and harry's like nah they're not slytherin and he's the head of slytherin house and he likes the dark arts everything just lines up for him to be the bad guy it must have been such a good misdirect in the books tell me what would i get if i added powdered root of acevedo to an infusion of wormwood uh you get uh silver where mr potter would you look if i asked you to find me a beezer you would look on the in the cupboards and what is the difference between monks hood and wolf being wolf spain has silver in it ah male's head yeah there's females here too what's the big deal [Music] this has to be expected kids learning to fly for the first time like they have to know that there's a chance that kids is not going to know how to do it right and fly off and kill themselves like he could die so easily here oh dear it's a broken wrist she said that she'd been in there all afternoon i hear harry's brows they're [Music] [Music] she almost died man these three badasses just took down a whole ass troll troll bogeys now i want a nice clean game [ __ ] that let's get dirty this seems so dangerous i feel like people would be constantly dying playing this game it's like rugby in the sky [Music] no no that's a misdirect he's jinxing the bro how do they not have any defense for people in the stands using magic on the competitors [Music] ah see he's doing it that's why this is so smart watch ah see they show him falling off that's why his broom gets back on track oh that shot makes it seem obvious i wish they didn't include that shot because it's like every shot is important so why are you showing certain people's reactions so the cut to him shows that he has some sort of importance here i don't like that that gives it away nicholas flamel who's that who's nicholas flamel i don't know me neither your father left this in my possession before he died it's gotta be something oh it's invisibility cloak right yes some kind of cloak [Music] i love how the restricted section is so mildly protected it's just one little lever that anyone can pull at any time [Applause] what the hell show yourself oh he's so creepy he's gotta be scared too he hears noises in a mostly abandoned school like he's a creepy guy but creepy guys also get scared i think the creepy people get creeped out they must not because then they would know when they're creepy and then they would work to change that right like do serial killers get afraid of serial killers like when they're walking down the street alone at night and then they hear a sound are they like oh no nothing i repeat nothing gives a student the right to walk about the school at night that's a good shot there's been a number of good shots but i just want to point this one out i really like this because it very much shows that the three of these are together versus him ah i really like this one you'll be serving detention with hagrid tonight he's got a little job to do inside the dark forest ah they're in trouble for going out to hagrid's house at night so they get punished into detention and in their detention they're sent out to haggard's house at night [Music] oh why did he put so much of his fingers in it you just need a little drop on it that's unicorn blood that is it's blood he just went [ __ ] knuckle deep in blood you could just get a little get a little dab on your finger that's all you need ron hermione you'll come with me okay harry you'll go with malfoy you're gonna send two first-year students off by themselves in a dangerous forest oh is that voldemort it's feeding on the unicorn what a sector you must leave the forest is not safe at this time especially for you yeah so why do they send out a bunch of kids into the forest a bunch of 11 year old first-year students they're just like hey head into this dangerous place good luck if you die you die it's not like you're the most important person in existence harry give your dad the chance you might have tried to kill me tonight gulp oh the chess game he's going to sacrifice himself no you can't that's why it's so funny because she stabbed the horse he didn't get hit at all he just fell off like four feet like he's fine who would suspect poor stuttering professor the starter was a ploy i am so impressed i've watched this before and i didn't remember that i'm impressed again he really built up a persona that's pathetic so that he would deflect suspicion brilliant okay my food's here i don't want any judgment but i got some taco bell okay i got taco bell during the quidditch match snape tried to kill me nah i tried to kill you dummy oh this is freaky i don't like this it's gonna make me lose my appetite huh ah i don't care how loyal you are you don't let him live in the back of your head what harry's got high hands what is his magic burn ah they put so much cinnamon on my cinnamon twist thank you ah puberty's hitting them you see this you see these whiskers nice work harry and now that he has defeated a troll and literally saved the world from voldemort coming back he's got like so many girls man he's got to be the coolest dude at the school i don't know i'd like to see the the spin-off where harry has a harem harry and the harem harry potter and the order of the harem feels strange to be going home i'm not going home not really no this is your new home ah good good live chris columbus direct this same director of come on that's oh my goodness it had the same feel that's so interesting onward we move is it chamber of secrets is that the second one correct order harry potter chamber secrets is next let's find out what these secrets are where sherry abused his family back now that he has power dobby had to punish himself sir darby has a kink here we are harriet oh god don't get me started on the cat shut up i've heard that she is lovely in the books and she is really a good match for harry in the movies i know that to not be true so don't get me started damn it i forget his storyline but i remember it being funny yes drake has told me all about you oh she's a mom mom mama a mobla a mud blood that's what she is ron i see that's what i don't understand people are clearly seeing magical events happening they're seeing a flying car they're seeing people run into a wall and disappear how is that explained we need to find a train okay look at that owl this hour's just chilling [Music] who here can tell me the properties of the mandrake route silver that's the properties we are gonna train earlier harder and longer ah yeah it's always good to get in harder and longer at least no one on the gryffindor team had to buy their way in no one asked your opinion you filthy little mud blood there has to be fanfics about these two that's so much better than her and ronald that would be a good storyline where they hate each other but it slowly turns to love as as draco becomes a better person defies his father eight slugs oh no not slugs [Music] hermione how do you fall in love listen we all had a kid that we went to elementary school with first second grade who threw up in the classroom that person did not date until they were in college and they were around people that never saw them throw up hermione watching ron spit slugs up out of his [ __ ] chest how does she not go not going there i can have harry i can have a reform draco let's take him to hagrid he'll know what to do stop showing it oh oh why i've never seen spiders act like that yeah get some pesticide the chamber of secrets has been opened it's written in blood who's blood it's vilcha's cat i'll kill you i'll tell ya oh gosh a member of your faculty just threatened a student and not just threatened him he said i'm gonna kill you and not only is it just any student it's literally the most important person alive so unlucky i wasn't there i know exactly the counter curse that could have spared her one thing i'm gonna keep my eye out for is just how everything just gets a little bit more dark even the next one i know has like a lot of like there's like a prison escapee and there's like a lot of darkness but even just like looking at this gone is that childish cheer vera is that not inhumane that was a weird fall splat with that much speed and momentum to just come to it that fast of a stop i think he probably tore his ball sack harry potter has caught the snitch why does it take a classmate of his to run down and step in are there no referees is there no one to like control these things like he's clearly being attacked and he has been for a while by this this ball shit's dangerous but not to worry harry i will fix that arm of yours straight away mendo ah that looks worse oh you can no longer feel any pain and why did i pause harry potter should have listened to dobby oh did he get his eyebrows fixed look at this look at these clean brows man he got he got a brow job toby had to iron his hands i'll be or i might strangle you he's like strangle me oh no no i would hate that go ahead please i think he's been petrified he's been petrified was he afraid at first professor dumbledore has granted me permission to start this little dueling club professor snape he has sportingly agreed to help me with a short demonstration three belly honest [Music] what was his plan like he knew he was gonna get blasted back he didn't even try to cast a spell but did he have a plan you don't get as far as he has gotten without being very smart about planning but i must ask you how did you get your brows so clean like that they were so bad before at the heads it's not worth it oh is this worth it the trauma it would cause me what's this it's water tarmobola riddle isn't his name an anagram full that is tempting i love how harry just found a diary with someone else's name on it and it was empty so he's like i'm just going to start writing in it oh it's a sp oh it's a spider harry goes after it it's it's a whole thing oh i'm not looking forward to that there's something the both of you have to see ooh i warn you this could be a wee bit of a shock not hermione no no that help will always be given at hogwarts to those who ask for it oh i knew he's so powerful of a wizard if anybody was looking for some stuff and all they'd have to do would be to follow the spiders follow the spiders don't i don't no don't find a huge spider oh why are there so many spiders hanging out in your home hagrid no no don't likey that my sons and daughters do not harm hagrid on my command but i cannot deny them fresh meat when it wanders so willingly no who would save them oh just the car by itself the spider had him in a choke hold who is it that the monsters taken minerva ginny beasley oh good oh yikes skeleton will lie in the chamber forever fine by me oh no saver jenny please don't be dead wake up give me my wand tom you won't be needing it you're in a dangerous place when he threw his wand i was like what are you thinking oh here we go here we go tom marvolo riddle i am voldemort right oh that's it's i am i am lord voldemorts [Music] the hat so this is what dumbledore sends his great defender and an old hat oh that's a snake that's a snake no wand nothing just a hat where's the hat why would he run and then fall down why wouldn't he like try to fight voldemort [Music] oh gave him a sword to fight a 60-foot long snake how is that the proper weapon he should have gave him like a machine gun or something how quickly the venom of the basilisk penetrates the body quick penetration that's what it's all about what do you do no i hate how casual both harry and tom were in that scene harry's just tossing his wand aside but then he's just standing right next to harry with the wand harry at any point could have just been like boop got the bomb back [ __ ] the book which is his life force which he explained to harry he just lets the girl hold on to it it's like why not grab it hold on to it protect it all the tears the tears i love this the bird just cries on his bitch-ass arm it is not our abilities that show what we truly are it is our choices [Music] preach that is not how you grab a sword from the blade end he's just like oh yeah i'll grab this blade that's a [ __ ] sharp sword mr potter will always be around to save the day don't worry i will be oh he's so badass he's 12. i'm not that badass and i'm an adult mark my words potter not my words sticky what did he just say sticky end he's gonna put his sticky end somewhere what is it what did he say it's hermione no yes actually i think they hint at it right here oh welcome back come on they're awkward they're overthinking it again if it hadn't been for you harry i'd still be you nowhere so thanks hmm how awesome what did he do why is he getting a round of applause because he he was framed for a crime but he didn't help solve the crime at all and in fact he led the person who was going to eventually solve it and the world's most important person he led him into a nest of spiders that had planned to kill him what did hagrid really do oh whistle why he'd do [ __ ] alright that's the second harry potter day two troublemakers my stamina isn't what it used to be i can only record two movies in a day so we're on to day two of watching harry potter and i brought a special guest misoya i got a bone to pick because he was supposed to watch this movie yesterday and i did my makeup all beautiful for you for all of you i thought i was gonna watch four movies yesterday and then do with four today but after two i was like i'm tired this is what i would wear to my very own harry potter your ball you know isn't it beautiful what's the fuel ball it's not actually in this one oh my god what happened the seat is covered in sparkles look at this there are a lot of sparkles on this okay i'm a little cold here so you dressed up just so that you could come back and uh get comfortable yes okay this is like i gotta say though my favorite my favorite movie i'm sorry i'm sorry this is like one of my favorite ones yes sirius black was my daddy he fathered you yes did he die did the ki did the child die no what's this this is like a death photo she's feeding the dog is that killer for them doesn't that kill dogs i feel like this gives us more reason to not like her you know what i mean she kills dogs for fun she hates children and kills jogs dogs shut up [ __ ] oh yeah he's hormonal it's the hormones region he doesn't give a signature that's not and he's right back to eating his cake i talked about it yesterday the best way to eat cake is to feel shameful about it like the more shame that you feel the better the cake tastes i swear to god it's a thing oh do you know who that is oh it's a friendly dog it's a friendly dog right was that thing a thing was that dog a thing yeah oh what you doing down there i fell over oh the dog is serious huh i love this shot oh yeah yeah with the was serious there's like anything with sirius in it though right yeah from him lupin uh he's he's a guy oh dementors right right yeah yeah yeah this scared the crap out of me what's scary about that this was where i said harry potter's not for kids anymore oh does he go nose to nose with harry oh it starts sucking his goddamn soul yes that's lupin huh absolutely convenient that he happens to be in the train car the dementor one of the guards of azkaban oh dementors are prison guards that's why prison mike was like the dementors what's the very very worst thing about prison the worst thing about prison was the dementors i never understood that now i get it is it true i mean you actually fainted i love how they discovered hair products in the same year like harry and ronnie right what the [ __ ] is his name ron run yeah it is ron ronnie roy hogwarts will until further notice play host to the dementors of azkaban oh what dementors are vicious creatures they will not distinguish between the one they hunt and the one who gets in their way therefore let's put them in a school with children but only remembers to turn on the light that was cringy and really cool at the same time i couldn't decide you're as cringy as a filmmaker you know because it's like oh look at this look at my magic skills oh look at this what a cute pair harry doesn't need hermione he's got a whole hypocrack what is it hippogriff hippogriff they let you write them now what happened joint they don't even have a mount or like uh uh what do they call it a saddle no saddle no saddle he literally could die right now this school puts harry in so much dangerous predicaments he's literally riding him bareback right now yeah that's what they call it isn't it huh isn't that what they call it when you ride without uh yeah yeah it's true what do you think that's beautiful you see why i love this movie you lived in switzerland get out of here you live in like the most beautiful place ever he's inside he's been scientists oh serious black i don't know why that just his acting was horrible horrible that's right black could be anywhere oh oh it's my shirt no one knows when she gets here boguts are shape-shifters they take the shape whatever particular person fears the most literally this whole movie is ron being when did she get here oh that's interesting i never picked up on that never love it this scene turned me on not gonna lie we're not meant to start nocturnal beasts for weeks when did she come in did you see her come in oh my god shut up wow this is intense it thinks you're a prisoner escapee they're chasing harry for a reason though yeah that he they think he is serious yes but he's just joking around they don't know the difference between the fact that the dementors aren't supposed to come inside the grounds who won the game something else you should know too harry your broom it blew into the whomping willow and okay but who won the game i'm sorry to hear about your broomstick who won the game that's what i want to know i know gryffindor did lucino damn hufflepuffs okay don't come for my hufflepuddies look at this transition winter really did come wow that is a transition isn't it it's a nice one i like it yeah i know it's great did you see that transition that they just did that's crazy honestly i didn't you know this is very advanced magic well beyond the ordinary wizarding level expecto patronum expect to pass out the way he said it i know it's a success i love how they set it up they're like this is a complicated spell and he learned it in like three minutes two seconds jordan really like your father you are strutting about the castle my dad didn't strut you don't know he just like will defend his father like he didn't strut how dare you oh badass what is this what is this badass oh my god that is so badass did she go in with like this when did she close her fist right there when you punch someone you don't go that's a loose fist wait what did she do are you gonna ruin hermione's smoke i'm just saying she's gonna laugh i don't trust you i'll let him know i meant me blimey ow oh this is a time loop that's whose chest does she hide under into yep i remember this shot because it's badass as hell oh yeah wrong away eric's like no come back come back to me and now this is what i'd like to see his sense of fashion isn't very good to kill harry you'll have to kill us too oh she's a rat or die are you going to kill me harry i'm spelling at this point when i watch the first time i remember being like oh lupin you've traitorous [ __ ] it really does play off like that there's like multiple misdirects here so many experiments expelled you're wrecked this capsule has been in my family for 12 years into the wall oh imagine if that's what you were carrying around for 12 years traumatized i'd never own a pet ever again harry james wouldn't want to be killed the thing is like why do all these people let this horrible person get in their personal space honestly like they're holding the things to him and then they just let him get close without casting spells look at his nails he could easily just stick that into harry's neck real quick kill him together no no what harry honestly this is the reason why voldemort came back because harry let this mother you know i love for like six months harry has been holding on to a hatred for this man i'm gonna kill him and he was just like no i didn't do it he's like oh okay let's bond let's stand next to each other come and live with you don't tell me he does it you were going to kill him 30 minutes ago not good because he doesn't have control well he doesn't have control [Applause] [Music] oh he launched serious black and launched series into the black look at him protect the children let's go here wolf on wolf yeah just stand there and do nothing you have spells you're wizards you're a wizard why you throw on rocks you're a wizard harry oh i remember the scene oh it's a whole swarm of them here's my question right when they take a piece of your soul is that piece of your soul gone i don't think so because harry's gotten sucked twice now these guys suck the third time like no they'd be taking too much isn't there like a deer or like a a moose or something ah there it is this is uh snape's doing snape did something for this to happen right no i'm pretty sure no three turns should do it he gives him the time stone right well she already has it and then they never use that ever again not normal mcgonagall gave it to me first time this is how i've been getting to my lessons all year that seems irresponsible giving a 13 year old like the power to control time but then again it's hermione yes still it's a child harry you can't hermione that's the man who betrayed my parents you don't expect me to just sit here he betrayed my parents i'll kill him until he invites me to live with him and then i'll live with him instead awful things happen to wizards who meddle with time harry all awful things happen to wizards who meddle with time as she's been middling with time all semester i saw the beast just now what is the executioner chop then he smashed a pumpkin that's what that shot was all about oh no i did see someone that someone made the dementors go away it was my dad it's my dad it was snape right you're starting to come around it's snape denmark is snape in a future movie snape and double door talking and then he shoots some [ __ ] deer out of a out of a window no am i mixing things up okay [Music] what are you doing saving your life [Music] right now he's coming for us yeah i didn't think about that how did you not think about that you thought you were gonna oh and he's gonna run away over there holding hands [Music] oh it's his sense of smell has got to be off the charts there's no way they're getting away and especially with how dirty and sweaty they are they probably smell up a storm storm that's a saying right she already just saved again remember when the centaur just came and saved them out of nowhere that's the same damn thing remember when the car came and saved them out of nowhere with the spiders yeah don't worry my dad will come it's not your dad who who'd you say it was snape oh it was himself it was himself expecto patronum oh i got chills it wasn't my dad i saw earlier it was me i saw myself conjuring the patronus before i knew i could do it this time because well i'd already done it does that make sense technically anything you're ever gonna do in life you've already done in the future it doesn't make sense at all yeah but what he's saying is like in the past he didn't think he had the strength for it but because he saw his future yourself yeah i understand that he didn't say but seeing myself do it in the future made me strong enough to do it he said just any anything okay yes he did yes he's i'm done i'm done yes he did though did they just bust him out of prison willy-nilly there's no magical guard on the door or anything it's just a cell it's just a gate [Music] there has to be anti-magic spells on the locks and stuff or something you'd think you didn't hear me did you huh for some time my life will be too unpredictable he's reneging on his agreement already he deserves to be locked up so love him though he's my daddy is it the tattoos no is it the the fact that he looks malnourished and pale you know yeah that's it how you doing oh god he's leaving it's like every new movie has a new teacher that just leaves could i ever go harry after you of course acting sucks oh yeah the children i did like this as an ending ending clip oh you can see that they've aged look at this beautiful mane of hair on the poster of the fourth movie big thank you to misawa for stopping by we are now on to the fourth movie the goblet of fire from what i remember this was my favorite one just because i feel like dumbledore flips the [ __ ] out on harry at some point doesn't he is he like you son of a [ __ ] harry i'll kill you and your family isn't that what he says oh look at his little arm wait doesn't harry get a new girlfriend hey cedric am i right oh cedric oh boy this thing oh yeah he's racing harry at the end he oh the quidditch tournament the quidditch cup he's acting so much like an extra he doesn't feel like the best seeker in the world he doesn't even feel like a real actor just watch him [Applause] no who's attacking oh the skeletors i take back what i said about harry's main harry's hair every teenager had this haircut at some point where they just let their hair grow too long but they didn't style it in any way so it just it just fell on your head it just doesn't look good you need a haircut i style it in some way cut it in some way where it's not just the same length everywhere like the sides are way too long i'm not sure for voldemort as long as you have that hair that looks that bad two pumpkin pasties please oh yeah hey hey harry lovely ladies of the bo baton's academy of magic see this would have been a perfect way to introduce another love interest a rival school comes in for a film or a book harry could have had one girl she leaves at the end of the book goes back to our school did we get an ass shot bloody hell harry potter ain't for kids no more man please greet the proud sons of dumb strength oh hardcore i don't remember these people at all professor dumbledore myers have traveled a long way what i love the fact that i marathoned this when i did it a couple years ago because i don't remember so many integral parts i don't remember him i don't remember the guy from the second one i remember lupin but these like main characters these teachers that come in for like one film don't remember him at all his fury rises anyone wishing to submit themselves to the tournament nearly write their name upon a piece of parchment and throw it in the flame before this hour on thursday night if chosen there's no turning back everyone has to love this movie right i feel like the third one and the fourth one has to be everyone's favorite leave your favorite movie in the comment section down below let's get a consensus of what the favorite movie everyone has is which of you can tell me how many unforgivable curses there are three sir three unforgivable curses i feel like resurrecting someone from the dead has got to be one maybe like controlling someone will be another one maybe a love curse i don't know some beauty ew people that can just have bugs on their hands are a different breed of people i don't know where you were raised or just bugs are crawling all over your hand and you're just like yes this is fine you're not part of civilized society you need to be put in a separate space around yourself so controlling some something that's one of them huh the cruciatus yes correct crucio so we have oh the death curse the killing curse only one person is known to have survived it and he's sitting in this room who is he oh is he the best seeker in the world is that the guy there's no way he's a student it was the quidditch world cup i thought it'd be professional quidditch the champion selection oh someone's about to lose his mind and if you need a hint he is the hairiest person in the room not not harry potter it's dumbledore that's your hint victor is that him yes seeker at the age of 18 while still at school the triwizard cop oh i would want that that looks sick as hell harry potter damn it harry what did you do harry potter can he decline why is he dogged he has saved the world so many times how are his classmates looking at him some type of negative way here we go here we go i protest harry did you put your name in a couple of fires have him withdraw the rules are absolute the goblet of fire constitutes a binding magical contract what can you just intentionally lose the first round then what do you suggest whenever don't let potter compete you heard barty the rules are clear master i too find it difficult to believe this mere coincidence if we are to truly discover the meaning of these events perhaps we should let them unfold do nothing offer him up as bait potter is a boy he's a boy just thinking here snape and dumbledore were like yo some of the fairy stuff is going on harry didn't put his name in the goblet it must have been some evil scheme let's go with it let's just run with it knowing that voldemort is probably trying to come back they're just like let's see what happens i might have let your best friend know though i didn't ask for this to happen ron you know it would be funny if they casted daniel radcliffe as a kid and then he just grew up to be like this six foot four beefcake i wonder how different the films would feel if harry potter was just a 6'4 ripped god voldemort would just be like coming up to his chin just this tiny little guy and harry potter she's like what the [ __ ] you gonna do voldemort huh oh he doesn't use magic he just uses his fists and beats the [ __ ] out of voldemort meet me in the gryffindor common room why would sirius put his name on it that was so dumb if that gets intercepted they're like okay sirius is writing to harry it's a problem hagrid have you combed your hair you might need to try the same thing now and again facts he's saying your hair sucks so potter gets picked on yo he's the savior of your people i don't give a damn what your father thinks malfoy no no oh no you don't stop me [Music] scummy isn't that a forbidden curse he sent a student down another student's pants how do you not get fired i wouldn't even bother telling you what's in there you wouldn't believe it if i did ah this is peak hairy hermione moments ah this teased me so hard because hermione's all he has left everyone hates him don't give me anything just concentrate don't give me hope young love you have no business here i don't like him casted as his character he has a no screen presence whatsoever that's not a lot of stains did you fit three schools in these stands there's no way also there's not a lot of protection between the dragons and the people in the stands [Music] oh hogwarts puts these kids in the worst situations first day of class fly in your room you've never done this before do it now and they're just flying in the air zipping around breaking their wrists he plays quidditch falls from the air it takes a bystander in the stance the the headmaster uh gryffindor what's his [ __ ] name i always forget his name uh whoremonder whoremander what the [ __ ] is his name dumbledore hormander what am i thinking there's an enchanted ball that's chasing harry trying to kill him they just they put so little effort in protecting their students a weak chain around a dragon like this is the most important person in the world you're gonna let him die because of bad planning again there's a dragon he could breathe fire at any point why would they have a dragon in a small pit when the stands are like right there the dragon at any point could turn blow fire kill a handful of people i don't understand this his ass was on fire me yesterday eating that taco bell they really just let that happen to a student of theirs hi harry here that's what i'd like to see oh hey that's a very specific kind of love did you hear that sound effect little whoosh sound effect that did not fit at all i'm sorry but someone's already asked me well i've said i'll go i'll still go harry i really am sorry thanks for calling me back just to tell me you were for sure sorry thanks how can harry not get a date he's one of the four people that are being celebrated though your ball is attached to the cup or to the tournament whatever you think that the four contestants would get it dates so easy oh she went with cedric oh that's why cedric got to die he stole harry's crush harry probably killed him you're all right harry is he coming in in the morning i just got in banging your future wife harry i'm scared for you because you love me oh what that's messed up is that actual ron you helped yeah a bit hurry ow are you right it might be freezing she goes to harry before she goes to ron huh start with the top of the head work your way down last boy went into the department of mysteries never come out oh what was seen there what was seen there that's something something with a lick in his lips something i've heard about one more marty crouch oh he must have been acted like the guy with the eye he must have been impersonating him oh this is the final part instead you'll say something even more challenging you could just lose yourselves he had one line he was like get out of the tent that's the one thing he said and he's a celebrity seeker champion bulgarian superman and love interest to hermione and he gets one line he's he's got no presence whatsoever that chest before remember that chest that was banging and then he was like if i told you what was in there you wouldn't believe me i think he's in there and he is a fake oh he protected harry before he was using forbidden spells i think he was uh he's the imposter we're playing among us and he's the imposter come on cedric stay alive as long as you can [Music] oh they're playing dirty come on who's gonna get it don't they touch it at the same time oh no he comes back for him doesn't he it's a dumbass cup save him save him save them that's such a good shot that's such a good shot [Music] you saved me take it together he looks like an amphibian oh with his dirty foot i couldn't touch you quit touching the little boy you freak i can't believe that [ __ ] rat killed cedric i thought cedric was gonna go out in a blaze of glory or as some part of voldemort scheme he just happened to be the wrong place the wrong time that's sad oh no one knows what's going on oh that's so cool as the crowd figures it out foldable spot it's all right good thing you let this tournament go on you dumb [ __ ] it's fine he becomes a vampire it's okay he's gonna live for hundreds of years it's okay [Music] oh he's fine and the girl is fine i think if cedric got lost in the maze then he would have been fine i think harry led to his death if he hadn't touched the thing he would have been in the maze and he would have been saved like the other two were oh it's a potion that keeps him looking like that huh man double dog knows everything he doesn't know that this man is an imposter blood that runs through these veins runs within the dark lord oh he's like horny for foldy why does he keep turning his back this is what frustrates me these are intense situations where each of their lives are on the line and the manager's turning his back on harry and harry could just be like die oh and then the guy would die he was an imposter the whole time i should have known not only because i've seen this before but also because like he was doing the forbidden spell on a student i thought he was just like a quirky teacher but that's a forbidden spell by lord voldemort why do they call him lord voldemort like why give a steam to his name why not just call him like poopy voldemort and imagine if people wanted to follow him they'd be like oh yeah i'm gonna go follow poopy pants poopy pants voldemort like no no one would want to follow him i should have been in the harry potter world i could have solved this whole thing so fast soon we must all face the choice between what is right what is easy i remember he had some great line it must be in the last movie when he's dead in that like white space he has such a good line i can't wait to watch it i don't remember even remotely what it is but it's so good it moved me not enough to remember it but enough to like remember that i should remember something write to me his second line of the movie as you could tell i have been bedazzled you know what's funny is i actually have a scar above my right eyebrow but i didn't get it from a wizard blasting his death spell at me i got it by slipping on ice so i guess it's pretty similar harry potter in the order of the phoenix is next which is perfect because i've been wondering what order the phoenix is in you know like is it first is it second i guess we'll find out man people coming off the fourth movie must have been so hyped for this one voldemort's back in full harry almost just died cedric died things are getting serious around here right here hey he got his hair under control thank god that was a travesty moaning in your sleep every night who said your boyfriend where is your mom potter come on lash out harry i don't give a [ __ ] what the consequences are it's worth it give harry super protection harry potter is the chosen one who's going to defeat voldemort and you're just like go home with your abusive parents everything will be fine we'll just have one old lady watch over you from afar you are hereby expelled from hogwarts school hogwarts is the worst i don't like the management at that school he's clearly dealing with some post-traumatic stress of witnessing the greatest evil known to man come back to life and his friend dying and they're just like you know what [ __ ] you harry you're expelled after they allowed him to be in a tournament that he should have not been anywhere near i kind of wish harry went dark the wizarding world kind of deserves it i'm sure i must have misunderstood you oh my god something about her she looks annoying to me i don't remember her role here she has a very motherly face my sister are good mothers and there are bad mothers i'm hoping she's a good mother i don't think she is she's one of those mothers where you're like i wish i was adopted do you really think there's going to be a war series if sirius tells a joke is he humorous black they really knocked it out of the park making these movies each of the directors i think did a great job i mean you could argue which director did the best job but all of them i think made satisfying movies i expect there's a selling azkaban with your name on it yeah your dad is an evil man boom roasted ah luna luna lovegood imagine if she was like a horrible girlfriend because if you were breaking up with her you could be like you should change your last name to luna love bad i'm leaving [ __ ] oh god i see her in the pink oh no oh no professor dolores umbridge the daily prophet's been saying a lot of things about your harry nobody was there the night cedric died i've got anyone that calls me a liar such a good plot that's such a good plot no one believes harry and they don't believe him because there's an agenda in the media to discredit him that's like a real thing like i fully believe that this would happen if this was the real world you know like if this story was actually happening this is the logical chain of events nothing is like forced or conceived this is so good it's not a lie i saw him i fought detention cedric dickery's death was a tragic accident the voldemort killed him you must know that i'm so glad that i don't have magical powers because if i did i would zap this [ __ ] so hard i don't know that i have the willpower to know that i could destroy people and then not destroy them i would probably follow voldemort i don't know it's tempting to just be like [ __ ] you how many times for as long as it takes for the message to sink in oh that is cruel for the message to sink in that's clever though [Applause] it's a good way to run a school just have everyone hate you i can't wait to watch your downfall why why would you have it on paper why would you need a their signatures it's not like it's binding that just like leaves behind evidence having a physical list why would they do that oh doesn't joe throw him under the bus oh no don't touch her she's a traitor taste the lips of a traitor harry maybe you'll kiss her and no she's not to be trusted don't do it don't taste it okay taste it taste it do you feel it well how was it wet did you have sex i'm sure harry's kissing was more than satisfactory she's been thinking about it the world hasn't split into good people and death eaters we've all got both light and dark inside of us that's true what matters is the part we choose to act on yes good advice serious get it all out now cause i don't think you have much left harry oh yeah i wanted to apologize no evening mum says the prophet's verse nothing isn't at all what i'm really trying to say is that i believe you uh-uh it's over the betrayal hath i wish you would show this group a little more respect dumbledore's are proof of what i've been telling you right they have the list dumbledore's army why would you write it down don't give her the time of day harry thank you goodbye you really chose your true colors don't say a word against my father i'm not weak then prove it control your emotions this dynamic so interesting snape is shaping the woman he loved son after she passed away father was a great man your father was a swag oh we're seeing a distinguished memories oh his dad bullied him too oh no this dad was a douchebag [ __ ] i've always felt our futures lay outside the world of academic achievement what are they up to i assume with that line they meant that uh they're gonna basically get expelled for one great prank it better be really great why have locked doors if there's gonna be magic spells to unlock them you think that in a place where magic is taught they would have magic proofed locks i don't i don't get that the time has come for answers whether he wants to give them to me or not have you brought the veritas here i'm afraid you used up for my stores interrogating students the last of it on miss chang oh listen joe i'm sorry i didn't know you got serum i thought you were just miss chovis get it like mischievous well if you won't tell her where it is i will she's got a plan dumbledore's secret weapon oh where is this weapon why did she come out here alone that was dumb you were trying to trick me i they weren't trying they succeeded oh the centaurus yo centaurus come get your girl fighter yo she's got her one extended like this and then they're standing right next to her they can easily just like you think she has good forearm strength you think she's gonna have good hand strength to keep grip of her want bra elbow to the face steal excruciata i will have order of the phoenix i'm sorry professor i must not tell lies oh what a [ __ ] banger of a line that is so perfect oh my god jk you weren't joking around with this this book damn how did they break in is this place very lightly guarded oh boy did you hear that pure silence see there's an explosion listen to this besides a few breaths it was pure silence that's when you know [ __ ] is about to go down that's like when you see an atomic bomb drop it's like and it's silence and it's it's powerful i love that oh my god you think that they would be secured better i think these are valuable things aren't they i mean this is magic we're talking about if one simple magic spell can have the whole place collapse i mean you need to have stronger beams oh oh god okay we gotta talk about something billy alma i accidentally called him james that the death spell avada kadabra that was the death spell oh my god okay now i understand when i made that original harry potter video people were upset at me because i didn't talk about this enough i didn't think he was dead uh first of all i don't know avada kedavra meant that it was a death spell like i that didn't register to me as a first time watcher but also the way that he died by going into this thing i thought he got hit with the spell and then fell backwards into this portal and he was just like transported somewhere and he's gonna come back so it's like this big emotional thing but movie seven he's gonna come back and be a big ass he's gonna have a big ass when he came back that was his punishment for going through the portal as you come back with a big juicy thonker but nah man that was his death why don't the evil wizards just toss that death spell around more often is there any punishment for casting that spell can they only cast it a certain amount of times because they could just constantly be like death that that until it hits you know the spell harry i know he wants you to do it so you probably shouldn't do it but do it just do it just do it oh how badass is this oh my god why does this look comical to me this this looks like it was shot as a student film look at this shirt you can't be wearing that deep of a v-neck come on harry you can do it yeah you got your friends you got your dead parents what more could you ask for harry you're the weak one and you'll never know love or friendship oh boom roasted [ __ ] harry that's hard another year of hogwarts in the books that's funny it's fun to watch as all these movies have their own one book or one movie arc so each movie you feel like fulfilled like enough was accomplished but there's enough of a cliffhanger to be like what's next you know like there's still a greater story to be told but each individual story has its satisfying climax and conclusion we are in the presence of royalty probably i don't know how this one goes i forgot but there is a prince among us so i put on my button is downest of shirts my guccists of necklaces and i'm ready to rock on with this this half prince half-blooded prince he's half blood half water he's an aquatic prince i don't remember it's not harry there's no way harry's a prince because he's not half-blooded harry is all blood he's got some he's got so much blood he should just become a donor there's no way he's a half blood wait whoa whoa why is malfoy oh was he seen at the scene who was he seen at the scene of the crime harry potter oh did you see that she wasn't even hiding that lip bite oh harry harry potter hi harry you can tell me what about that toss the harry potter the [ __ ] is a tosser it sounds sexual the [ __ ] is it top what is she talking about god people from britain are wild anytime there's blood leaking from the ceiling it's typically not a good sign oh don't taste it you freak what you licking blood off harry's forehead for muggles who own this place are in the canary island i think we should put it back in order for them don't you [Music] i wonder about that i was thinking what's the value of having this place like he's just staying here because people are away it's somebody's house right dumbledore is like hey let's put this place back together and it's like why we're not gonna stay here it would only be for the purpose of the scene looking good not being in some like the shepherd place but i thought like wait a second we're only eight minutes in you got to remind everybody that there's magic in this world and the things that i can do because this costs so much money to do the cgi for some dumb [ __ ] like putting a place back together that you're not going to spend any more time in after this one scene it's such a waste of money your special effects go to so many better places i would think but they did it just to remind you that this world has magic in it you know every movie there's got to be something in the opening 10 15 minutes that just reminds you hey magic and listen to the music even guess what magic exists and it's cool as [ __ ] i feared i may have stolen a wondrous night from you harry she was truthfully very pretty i'll go back tomorrow make some excuse no one cares he was just thinking about another girl and then sees her in the window 10 seconds later come on hair he's a he's a little horn dog 16 year old boy i think i'll know if my best friend's in my room wouldn't i is that an all i heard cool shot i like that hurry get the [ __ ] out of here that's a hug right there i would ship harry with ron if i'm gonna have to set up harry with a weasley but it might be possible for me to help draco oh this is draco's mother is snape the one that kills dumbledore or is it draco it might be because of this this sacred vow if draco should fail will you yourself carry out the deed the dark lord has ordered a drink oh draco is meant to kill dumbledore love potions eh yeah oh is this their business oh how did i not pick that up last time i think this is their store and they said in the last one like i don't think school's cut out for us so they dropped out of hogwarts i don't know where they got the capital to start a whole ass business but hey man they got some investors did harry make himself into a suitcase where's harry oh no it's a misdirect it's a misdirect he's not the suitcase he's something else that's not him that's not him oh that was harry he he got destroyed by draco damn he [ __ ] stomped on harry's face is harry's nose oh he [ __ ] up his nose that is broken as [ __ ] he looks like a real witch now he looks like a a witch that lures children into his deep woods cabin and then cooks them into stews that's the kind of nose he's got right now we'd like me to fix it for you please dark forces attempt to penetrate this castle's walls you've already been penetrated dumbledore he's inside you right now phrasing okay sorry sir i haven't actually got my book yet and all's wrong not to worry about what you want from the cupboard i can't stop talking and raving about how much i like this it's so simple but movies tend to just gloss over it because it takes time harry and ron are just like two best friends and there's one book and ron doesn't care that he's harry potter and harry potter doesn't care that he's wrong because it he doesn't matter but they see one book and they fight over it and then they just have that little interaction and then there's like little like you know what like this girl likes ron and ron and hermione that's like a whole love thing and then harry's got cho harry's got ginny guinea guinea ginny harry's got waitress girl harry is swimming in women swimming in women they just nail like the teenage stuff so well not they i'm sure this is jk like yeah sure there's a dark lord trying to take over the whole world but at the same time you're hitting the high school beats feels real it feels like i intend to hear because these are like real friendships and interactions that i'm watching i love it did you see before you ladies and gentlemen this is huge this is huge it is more commonly referred to as liquid luck all the movies set up something in the beginning like they have like a number of things that they talk about and set up but then there's one major thing that comes into play later i'm pretty sure this movie it's this only once did a student manage to brew a potion of sufficient quality to claim this prize only one student who did he teach voldemort oh no no i bet it was um snake that's snape's book bet [Music] such a dumb gig the way he sticks his face over a a pot of boiling anything come on bro congratulations use it well who is that but i notice you spend a great deal of time with miss granger i can't help wondering if oh no no she's brilliant and we're friends but no no [ __ ] [ __ ] you i hope voldemort kills you either you're with hermione and you're dead one of the two hairy i really don't like his story that much in the movies he's a good antagonist for the first movie he's kind of a pain in the ass for the second one i just remember this room he's always in this room doing nothing this whole ass movie he looks like such a badass but then when it comes down to it he's like yeah i'll be going off keeper as well it's something personal i think you could introduce me to your friend granger [Music] what the [ __ ] that's cheating you're gonna deny this man a spot on your team you might have changed that whole man's life he could have maybe went on to be the best keeper in the history of zukur zukbal zuken zuken zukenball what the [ __ ] is his game broomball great griffall quit it qui quidditch he could have went on to be the best quidditch player quidditch keeper ever but now he's not even gonna make the team because you interfered if you had a shred of self-respect you'd turn that book in oh absolutely not why do you go to school to learn how to do things better why would you hand in the thing that's teaching you more than anything what is up with you possessed girl holy [ __ ] someone kill her before the demon gets out she was cursed wasn't she it was malfoy that is a very serious accusation potter your evidence i just know harry potter has saved the world how many times now i don't care who anybody anybody harry potter accuses you go kill that person it does not matter i know for me i said no for me is that why you put something in his cup is it a tonic liquid luck don't drink it ron i'm sorry hermione i could have swore i heard you just say do not drink it is that what you said don't drink it wrong don't drink it ron little miss i'm gonna interfere on the qualifying for the team i'm gonna get someone kicked off the team so that ron can succeed now harry does a little bit of magic to help ron succeed and she's like no that would be a violation of the rules let me tell you something hermione pushing someone aside while they're trying to compete for a spot on the roster equates to help and ron just like harry is doing now it's the same thing i don't think he used it i think it was a placebo i think he faked putting it in right he didn't put it in he thought he did [Applause] ronald ronald you a clown for that i'm gonna call him ronald mcdonald from now on that's for milder vane apparently she's trying to smother you a love potion ah ramilda join the harem remildo welcome open up me that was the smallest bite and she made like little bite-sized cookies and he took a nibble out of a bite-sized cookie she lies he can do it himself what are you his mother it's so easy to kill someone in this world you just gotta hit him with the spell i feel like they could assassinate anyone at any time i'm surprised harry potter didn't die like he could anyone at his own in his own class [ __ ] draco could just be like kill harry right then and there how is that not a fear i wonder if there's like more in the lore like literally in order to cast it you have to be like one of the strongest magicians in the world or there's got to be like protective spells or something and for the record i've always found him interesting he senses my presence he senses my [Music] presence we earned this i don't think we have he's starting to lose his marbles but why the movie hasn't earned any sympathy for him why did you desaturate this what's the point it doesn't look good [ __ ] oh [ __ ] if they were gonna desaturate that whole sequence i wish they had started in color and then slowly as this as the each cut played out it would just be a little more desaturated as like harry kind of like came to like defend himself making this decision to use that spell you have to get rid of it something today the book didn't convince him to use something all right close your eyes that way you can't be tempted wait so they're hiding the books that no one will ever find it why don't they just destroy it burn the book [Music] ah destroy me too i'm [ __ ] disgusted horcrux horror cracks part of your soul that is hidden lives on in other words you cannot die oh he's gotta hunt the five other cruxes oh oh wow what a shot a lot of what's happening right now feels like it would be so much better in book form it feels like there's certain things that i could see written out and explained so much better i scared the [ __ ] out of me where is dumbledore get your old ass back here and help bunch of little [ __ ] gollums rolling up on harry right now oh yeah he's so powerful it's imperative you'll stay below trust me he knows he knows he's about to get capped serious oh severus does it oh [Music] i knew it because i've seen this before once [Music] it's this kid for me it's this kid for me i can't with him i just don't want to see him i don't know the casualties of the final movie but i just pray he's one of them oh is that how they ended no shot yeah no shot it's too dark there needs to be a hint of optimism avada kedavra that's so messed up i need to know the lore of that spell the only known counter spell or is sacrificial protection which uses the power of love can you cast it at any time performance requires great skill and power and intent okay i feel like a lot of people could have skill power and intent okay it could be dodged or physically blocked by an object all right so you gotta have mad dexterity i feel like the dark arts teacher should just teach like [ __ ] parkour to like get around curses like final day harry potter i changed the lighting too don't harry in in voldemort shoot their wand lightnings at each other isn't it blue and green these are dark times there is no denying okay your ministry remains remain oh his voice oh i'm turned on by his voice is that weird what is she doing oh obliviate she just obliterated her parents [ __ ] memories did she make him forget yes she disappears herself is this not an awkward picture it's so clear if something's missing here it's like what do you what do you guys you touch what are this what they're gonna look at this photo and be like oh yeah remember that time we put out a blank empty photo frame two multiple that's so suspicious obliviate she says what a simple word for like such a complex spell because not only is she obliterating their memories but she's erasing herself from like photos every photo that's ever existed of her you just gotta say one word and it just all vanishes man magic is crazy it will happen saturday nights i've heard differently my lord the porter boy will not be moved until the 30th of this month this is a false trail why is he such a little [ __ ] now if you're this scared why would you attempt to bring him back like you don't even have any power now you're worse off now than you were before why would you go along with the plan it is miss burbidge's belief that muggles are not so different from us given her way have us mate with them yes it's all very touching let's go damn moody is just never really in the mood dee i had to get one in somewhere the steps off the top of the bus they had to get that close-up [Music] no did they just kill this owl we've been betrayed voldemort knew you were being moved tonight about third wheeling where's george who's george is it one of the twinners oh oh he got hurt he's fine now it's not his time to die they have a spell to erase people from pictures they don't have a healing spell like guys let's develop though the picture removal spell oblivioso or whatever they don't have a healing spell mado is dead who oh moody did they kill moody damn moody was kind of a waste like his whole big movie he was an impostor the whole time it was someone else and then when he finally comes into play he just dies immediately it seems silly doesn't it a wedding given everything that's going on maybe that's the best reason to have it that's wise harry that's so wise why did this become an official thing when did they be have they kissed before why do i not remember any kisses i probably blocked them out i'm traumatized i don't want to see it the last will dumbledore's will uh first to ronald i leave my illuminator to hermione i leave my copy of the tales of beedle the bard ron got like a cool light stealing device and hermione gets a book to harry james porter i leave the snitchy court in his first quidditch match at hogwarts oh [ __ ] souvenir the ministry has fallen minister of magic is dead how are you so calm there's the attackers the people are attacking and she's just like oh i better hurry on out of here and she just walks briskly you drop oh aren't those guys bad those guys might be bad you got a one he's got a one how would you feel then those croissants are for you oh they look so good they're glazed in everything it's better we wipe their memories don't let their memories eat the croissants if they don't take some of these bakery goods i don't know these people i don't know them obliterate obliviate she says damn magic's a lot scarier it's kind of like an avatar the last airbender when katara learns to bloodbend you're like yo this is kind of dark like this [ __ ] is actually for real it just shows you how much better benders are than every other like average normal person how adorable they're almost holding hands makes me sick i promise to restore this oh what is she doing back ron it's me harry i forgot what you look like what on earth are you doing albert you're lying dolores stupid man you can really feel this film kind of dragging along here i remember that in the first watch along so i got this whole long espionage mission which has taken like 20 minutes of run time now that it's gonna chill in the woods for like 20 minutes i'm doing everything i can you're not doing enough i said take it off now better right it's not gonna eat his snickers eat a snicker cause you get a little angry when you're hungry better better jason and alison then he's jealous you should be the sword of gryffindor harry you've already destroyed one horcrux right how did they take this long to figure it out in the chamber of secrets you stab the basilisk with the sword of gryffindor its blade is impregnated with basilisk venom it's impregnated it only takes in that which makes it stronger the sword's pregnant it's having babies you are brilliant how is that not obvious you already destroyed one of horcrux before why does it take like three smart well i don't know how smart ron's supposed to be in the books but it takes like two smarty pants pants eyes to figure out maybe we should just use the same method that we used before does it really take two years it takes two of us we can make it if we try it takes two of us we can kill it for the bird but don't expect me to be grateful just because now there's another damn thing we've got to find but i don't quite understand how does that this is pissing me off when each other is irritable they know that the hor the horcrux the necklace is the cause of it so why not just be like hey take that off you'll feel better it's an immediate fix but they're gonna argue anyways oh i don't know why i listened to that radio every night here to make sure i don't hear ginny's name or mom what do you think i'm not listening to you think i don't know how this feels you don't know how it feels your parents are dead you have no family you don't know how it feels to maybe lose a family because your family's already losed lost i [ __ ] ruined that joke go then piss off ron can you nope she's staying with harry are you coming are you staying she's staying of course she's staying good choice hermione i saw you two the other night that's nothing what wrong we were just cuddling yeah we were moving around a lot but we were just trying to get the body heat flowing i mean i was on top of him but that's because heat rises i was trying to get warmer so i thought i could get more higher in the air they really are just on a camping trip huh oh as it should be they look so right look at their fits their fits go together they are so perfect for each other they're the same height even come on now yeah oh dance they dance don't they yes they do he just threw that horror crux aside they've been wearing it to keep them safe to keep it safe despite the fact that it puts them in horrible moods i was gonna say something like why not just put it in a bag that's secured to you like why do you need to keep wearing it i thought maybe that there was some explanation where like the horcrux could just move on its own and if they'd look away it would just disappear like it would just like fly away that's why they were on their necks but my man harry here just tossed it aside like it does it like it can't do that so why have they been wearing it when they could just put it aside get my hopes up for nothing all this physical touch bodily contact that was a definitive smell watch him sniff watch him sniff no one puts their nose on someone's shoulder and moves like it's like you're doing a lot of cocaine but instead of cocaine it's just they're getting their scent off their shirts oh she's thinking about ron which is annoying that shot too is so misleading this shot here like after a dance you pull back and then look into each other's eyes and then cut to this and she's like ah [ __ ] that money i open up the clothes yeah what do you think that means i found something as well look at them tag teaming this [ __ ] where's ron off huffing and puffing somewhere ready to blow a house down i want to go to godric's hollow that's exactly where he'll expect you to go it's dangerous harry it's dangerous they take a potion that they don't know how long it's gonna last how long did you say this batch of politics would last hermione i didn't and enter the ministry which is just filled with a bunch of death eaters and you're now it's too dangerous ah oh she's a snake he's gonna use a chair so a snake attacks you and you have a wand which can cast powerful spells it can shoot like lightning bolts and [ __ ] it's just like the most powerful weapon on earth but you pick up a [ __ ] chair oh that's weird look at how effective that wand is imagine if harry had a wand and magical powers how long were you gonna hang out to that shot why why did you hang on so long this movie just drags even in individual shots sometimes especially compared to the six films before it it's never been this low so your expectations for what a harry potter film is the the pacing of it you can't just slow down now when you're nearing the finale when everything should be crescendoing oh it's a patronus is that the sword why wouldn't you go get hermione like she's all alone right now without a want she couldn't even protect herself if she wanted to oh yeah leave that leave the one right at the edge yeah that one's gone hermione who is it money are you mentor oh it's the way that i just completely forgot about ron i was like who who else is in the story snape who else is on their side and look at harry's legs these are some impressive quads i don't think he gets enough credit for his quad game his calf game too that's pretty impressive harry it's a platform 10 inches it's a black one 10 inches what are you carrying around ron hermione's such a quick thinker she [ __ ] up harry's face so that she wouldn't be attracted to him anymore that was the plan i can't be sure oh i remember feeling unsatisfied with his arc when i made that first video i was like he didn't have a satisfying conclusion to his arc like he never turned people started telling me about a deleted scene in the final one where he had aids harry but it was cut from the film so thereby it just rendered his arc uncompleted so i don't think he helps harry here but i feel like he should actually cool it'd be a good moment because he if he didn't identify harry if he was just like yeah i don't know who this person is it's not harry then he would be helping them but i don't know that he does that oh oh darby comes in club what are you doing here dobby's come to rescue harry potter you see what he tried to do with his facial expression and everything i think they tried for this to be humorous but i don't think the director has like a bunch of humor in his style it's just not funny they tried a couple jokes in this they have not landed ones okay so draco didn't even have to come through here he wasn't even pressed really he didn't have to make a decision oh man i hope the books are different it seems so obvious that draco would have to make a decision here or at least be on the precipice of a decision they were like is it him draco and jacob was like and then he never answered it's like make a decision dobby coming in clutch is he going to drop a whole chandelier on their asses you could have killed me don't be never meant to kill dobby only meant to me more seriously injured that's funny uh-oh uh-oh he was too clutch there he broke them out and then saved their ass again we're all safe we're all safe you're such an inconsiderate [ __ ] oh that's right that's how this one ends we'll fix it we'll fix you here we go baby final harry potter movie he's got flare you might not like voldemort but the boys got flared i don't remember what it is but he's got some epic stuff coming up something with like flashbacks he was there the night he was crying i need to talk to the goblin how are you like i understand this man is like an enemy of the enemy but why would you leave like the most valuable item that you possess the sword of gryffindor in a room closed with him what some not you don't available i need to get into gringotts why should i help you i have gold that no say yes and betray him i don't give a [ __ ] you can't give up the one item that destroys horcruxes to get one other horcrux i wish to enter my vault what we do would you mind presenting your wand and why should i do that it's the bank's policy period if you will follow me blew some skittle dust into his [ __ ] nose and all of a sudden he's cooperative why not do that from the start what the devil are all you doing down here here we are i assume this is supposed to be like the most safe and secure vault in the whole world and the fact that you're able to say imperia and you can just convince anyone to do anything come on there's got to be some anti-magic protection we had a deal grip the cup for the sword i said i'd get you in i didn't say anything about getting you out yeah i knew he wasn't to be trusted no way he gave him the real sword though are they gonna ride the dragon out there's no way they have a dragon and they're not gonna ride it yeah that's your fault that's unfortunate unfortunate you enchanted him you are the one that gave him that skittle breath and then all of a sudden he can't see reason anymore imagine putting a blindfold on somebody and then they walk off a cliff and you're just like ah well that's unfortunate no way that could have been avoided you did it oh if a dragon comes crashing up through this oh my god yes well we can't do that harry potter has been shirtless more in these two movies than i've seen anyone shirtless in any movie ever and i've seen 50 shades my man really just worked out hard for like one year and was like yo i don't care how we incorporated into the film i'm taking my shirt off your aberforth dumbledore's brother we've been hunting horcruxes we think the last one's inside the castle the last one you had three there were seven right let me see riddles diary gaunt's ring hufflepuff's cup ravenclaw oh jesus christ the [ __ ] is a diadem slytherins lock it got that and the snake is the last oh i think i just spoiled myself well there's rowena ravenclaw's last item diadem yeah it must be that i said it right too i almost said a d atom any person found to have knowledge of these events who fails to come forward will be treated as equally guilty the way he took his time he's like i have three lines you're gonna need it 15 minutes of screen time director get that extra big film reel stick that in the camera cause you're gonna need all of it we're gonna burn through some film as i pick my words tell them how you looked him in the eye a man who trusted you ooh juicy war arc more arc war and you will be rewarded what are you waiting for someone grab him oh traitorous [ __ ] when did he learn snake healy how it's also asleep you learn the language listening to someone talk in their sleep what she got all wet and you're like i can take advantage of this is that what you thought ronald [Music] that was the least passionate kiss i've ever seen and i feel like i just had deja vu to saying that last time as well can we check pretty weak pretty weak i don't want to keep breaking this down or anything i'm not a pervert but jesus see this is why i say there's like no chemistry between them i just didn't feel anything there it's like this that's it preach that guy's a good youtuber you should go check him out on oh youtube oh he really tried it that's why go frank you nothing you let ron run off when they're throwing out of kadavra the death spell they're out here just launching instant deaths and you're like ron you could take on all three by yourself oh why does this boy look like he's about to die we can't leave them ah you could literally still have their wands and an insta-death spell and you're gonna let them ride on your back they're just dead my lord temperamental huh poopy pants oh my god dope as hell yeah literal giants oh that's someone who is that oh i think that was ron's ex-girlfriend oh i think i remember asking that question in the first one and i think i looked it up and i think that was ron's ex and ron doesn't give a single [ __ ] he's like sorry you were clingy anyways while you live the elder wand cannot truly be mine and they just sit there and listen to him die oh his tears take them scoop the tears bro scoop the homies tears i remember snape and dumbledore had a plan for snape to kill dumbledore because they wanted to prove his loyalty to voldemort he didn't really inhibit voldemort did he like he's helped voldemort more than he's deterred him all right let's find out what happened with snakes you show me a image of a crying baby i'm gonna start getting emotional what do you think they did on set to make this baby cry were they just like oh we love you not you little [ __ ] [ __ ] you you dumb baby you must be the one to kill me severus on the night lord voldemort went to godric's hollow to kill harry okay lily potter cast herself between them uh-huh the boy must die yes oh no you've kept him alive so he can die at the proper moment oh that's so intense [Music] the deer what was that for man they really they put this baby through the ringer this day that's two different shots and a lighting change within one of those shots so almost like three different shots where the baby just had to cry and presumably stop crying and they're like all right let's get this [ __ ] to cry again so harry's gotta go march to his death off break my guy [Music] oh [ __ ] here here we go oh you can't help what little weird-ass fetus is that they cleaned up his eyebrows and they just grew back i love it man the evolution of harry's eyebrows from movie one to movie eight is something that's not talked about quite enough is this all real oh wait wait oh oh or is it just happening inside my head ah of course it's happening inside your head harry why should that mean that it's not real oh ah why do i hate this not why why am i even asking the question i know why i hate it because this was his redemption shot i don't even care throwing a wand not good enough well neville i'm sure we'd all be fascinated to hear what you have to say doesn't matter that harry's gone stand down never people die every day he's on the brink of uh an inspiring speech zap em this happened right here just like people die every day shh dies it's like okay his speech has no impact you can't let him rally the troops he's still with us in here and where in your rib cage my guy where is your heart located okay can we just watch uh draco wand people always message me when i made that video people were like he throws the one to harry [ __ ] up where is the wand oh that's the no [ __ ] up where does he throw the wand people [ __ ] lied to me throwing him his want actually you know it's no good did he throw him a wand [ __ ] up no don't get me wrong i don't dislike the original ending i do i dislike the original ending because it gave him no definitive ending arc he was evil and then he was undecided and then it's over that's the original arc discuss this one a little bit further because maybe i did see a throw there you guys can let me know in the comment section if you want because we don't see a definitive throw even in the deleted scene there's no like close-up on the wand in the air as harry catches it yes yes green and blue i knew it oh wait now he's red [ __ ] what do they do what do they do what do they do oh they have an extra tooth [ __ ] ron oh oh how strong is she cause i remember looking at like a list of like the strongest slytherins i think it was and bellatrix was like top 10 strongest this woman just like destroyed her in a one-on-one really i don't know what is voldemort doing here now i'm just [ __ ] backhanding harry harry just gets pimp slapped he just backhands the [ __ ] but like he had harry all tied up with his one hand taken away so like he could have just avada kadavra killed harry right there he's just toying with him that's his downfall he could have killed harry another backhand come on blue and green oh god damn it i [ __ ] this up okay it's fine guys it's fine nailed it [Music] oh the colors colors the way it lisa's hand they're pretty calm about the fact that harry just destroyed the greatest evil that's ever existed i feel like the greatest want to ever exist should not snap like a piece of kindling it's such a weird structure of power because i don't know who's strong in this world could anyone just get up behind voldemort and just be like avada kadabra and kill him or is it like he has too much magical power to succumb to that i don't know i feel like there's like some some power problems in the films at least because bellatrix just got owned by some office worker like she's like the most one of the most feared people of voldemort's army you were named after two headmasters of hogwarts one of them was a slytherin and he was the bravest man i've ever known i'm thinking severus doubling back and helping out voldemort i always thought that was it was like noble because he kind of was like an inside agent for harry and i think he did help harry out a little bit but he also helped voldemort out a lot severus is the reason moody died moody's a pretty valuable guy what a satisfying series of films that's for you for still being here after two hours round of applause to you i did enjoy the first four movies more than i enjoyed the second for and i don't know how that opinion stacks up apparently i looked into it a little bit less people liked the fourth one than i thought and a lot of people liked the fifth one and i think that might be my least favorite one let me know what your thoughts are you've been here this long you deserve to have your say go down in the comments section say your favorite and your least favorites don't just cheap out and be like oh they're all my favorite you're no no you gotta pick one thank you for watching the whole way through i appreciate you guys more than you know love you guys i'll see you again soon toodles

Channel: Dylan Is In Trouble

Views: 2,433,681

Rating: 4.9672308 out of 5

Keywords: harry, potter, movie, commentary, reaction, marathon, hermoine, ron, jk, rowling, harry potter, harry potter reaction, netflix, full movie, sorcerer, sorcerers stone, philosopher, stone, chamber of secrets, goblet of fire, order of the phoenix, half blood prince, deathly hallows, sirius, black, snape, dumbledore, draco, malfoy

Id: VXli16mInnI

Length: 105min 35sec (6335 seconds)

Published: Wed Dec 09 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/shyhufflepuff]

dylan's reactions just threw me way back to the beginning of potterless and I would actually love to hear these two debate random stuff about the movies

wholesome stuff

[u/rose7davies]

It would be the best crossover!!!

[u/marie2805]

Oh yeah, I thought the same! It would be the funniest thing.