i completed the hardest bottle run challenge and this happened

all right so we're checking out the only game that force feeds you arrows for breakfast are you done okay it's happy wheels it's always gonna be a good day in happy wheels when before i even start i've got a dozen arrows that have been shoved up my ass this is one of those impossible levels that i am supposed to complete uh it's not looking so good so far now when it comes to jerking the pogo stick i'm actually oh all right i was gonna say pretty skilled but my head right now is on a pike stop it stop stop stop stop thank you really i can see now where some of the difficulty is in this board uh because not only are we dealing with the fact that i am constantly getting my head bashed by arrows you know i'm just gonna hang on the wall for a second but there also appears to be about a half a dozen landmines just sitting there okay i'm still alive right i just got oh [ __ ] all right we gotta do this with speed okay we have to do this with something beside speed oh my god it's right i might need to figure out how to remove a limb here oh this is interesting i'm actually using my own brain as a rubik's cube this is how i figure out impossible challenges i just massage my lobes here okay i now at least know where the end of this board is by sending all of my internal organs there this is bad whenever i have an arrow going up my ass and coming out of my wiener i know that the difficulty level is at 9 000. oh no i got there come on this board is absolutely possible yes i told you it was possible it was just a demorality welcome to the level gray will never pass the i the idea is i'm not supposed to be able to get past at this point the very first thing that goes through my head is can we cheat the answer is no i hope you took two children's vitamins today tom because we're going all the way let's do this okay all right oh over the balls holy jesus hey okay break the glass knock that over oh jesus oh jesus i know that my octave level there just reached a level that no one thought was possible i didn't realize that the fans were going to fall knowing this now be a little bit more careful how long is this level [Music] i can see where some of this difficulty comes from are you serious right now i guess i can learn just how far this goes okay past this there goes tom there goes part of what was holding me back tom no i think he might still be alive i am not okay over the balls over this through the glass across the vans what the hell what happened to the van oh god this is a very unfortunate position okay over more vans [Music] okay i'm still a liar tom you're making this really difficult on me buddy okay over most of the obstacle course land it crush the glass oh out of every place i could have landed don't mind me i felt like taking the shard of glass with me okay be a little bit more diligent here go oh there's another one okay all right through here bounce off here dodge ow stop it i've decided i uh i'm gonna limp wrist the rest of this course okay bounce up oh what the hell holy jesus christ now that we know it's possible it's only a matter of time and masochism i don't know how this is happening so don't even ask i think that the scary part about this is if i lose this leg it's all over i actually can't go any further because i'll have no limbs to push this bicycle you understand i'm i'm literally driving the bicycle with my teeth right now i don't know where i am please let the end be somewhere yes [Laughter] i'm not is my son twirling around a battle axe oh boy don't worry tom this is a rope swing that means we're in for a treat all right go down [Music] my feet appear to be gosh all right fall down fall down here all right swing grab that was extremely close flip what you want to do here in this instance is let go and then immediately grab the conveyor belt still alive all right this this don't let my balls catch on the spikes this all right you get yourself onto the balls there we go oh it's like a it's like a massage my son is still twirling down there i can see him fall down the planks here we go this is a long ass fall and into the cannon [ __ ] here we go i didn't know that i was supposed to grab something okay swing land testicular massage yeet [Music] my arms didn't make it it's like blueberries filled with sadness okay grab holy penis kind of stuck here hey [Music] this is called gray's living hell in it i have to complete the many layers of hell i mean it looks like we're starting with a oh what the hell how are you supposed to complete it okay new plan maybe i have to go over this okay it's definitely possible i just have to start rolling forward okay i'll fly over this way ow wait a minute what a bunch of lies i can't believe that i didn't take my first instinct which was always to try and die immediately this is called the grey fun level the objective is to find tom hardy it's raining blood again to be fair it's been a while since i played a level that started with a reign of blood obviously we have to do this [Music] that was secret all right the secret is death onward children let us do this together all right over these oh oh i'm still alive ah it's like i'm slowly going down to different layers of hell okay bounce over this tom hardy's meat in bunkers what no tom what the hell what is this i mean i guess we won i just i just got a save the replay on my first try i'm doing a ball throw it says save the replay what the hell i got eight and instead oh i have to unlock the win okay when unlocked now i have to win the right way i kind of want to know what the heat is though give me the heat give it to me i've got to save my replay now like 30 times 40 times oh no oh this might actually make my job a lot easier no never mind i blow it out okay there's tom all right tom dude work with me here buddy all right let's let's get you into the uh the um oh i i guess i just found out what the secret was the secret was nasa coming down and understanding i'm a threat i don't know how i did that oh oh no i'm trapped forever okay unlock the win and then win i said win i don't know how i did this but i actually paused the game in mid-year i'll let you guys enjoy the finish though yes see i can do it i just have to die every way before i get there welcome everyone to a bottle flip but the idea here is that i don't need to do any work i love whoever made this board because i get to be amazing without actually doing anything look at all this look at all this effort i put into attempting to get this bottle flip here goes all the way down over on the side hey this is called gray still plays tears well it has a place for me to jump off the side so here we eat that's not too bad is anyone i guess they were timed all right it doesn't look like there's a platform to the right but i guess i'll just hope for the best ah invisible platforms just designed to give me anxiety hello oh emergency holy god i'm so glad i picked what the hell blue and green what's what's the difference i mean i guess i got a 50 50 chance at surviving oh that was nice all right keep going through here the lights to go out okay come down here slide down here what the hell great now not only do i have to worry about arrows and land mines and freaking harpoons i gotta worry about people throwing what the hell i gotta worry about people eventually throwing spears at me all right dodge the spear that's coming we know it's coming okay go down here go over to the right i guess what what is happening what is happening oh jesus hey i'm still alive tom no okay the watermelon jesus now [Music] not today satan oh my god [Music] this level is going to be a pain in the balls oh my god what the hell jesus my intestine it's been fun hasn't it yes oh thank you god i feel like i just saved myself a lot of additional agony hey 69 seconds welcome to a bottle run i know it's a this is what i get for talking before doing the stage it's a bottle run because it's a bottle run let's do this okay there's a certain amount of extra acceleration here that i wasn't fully prepared for [Music] oh god no this is a long ass bottle run this is slightly more painful than your average bottle when i'm running out of legs i can do this [Music] every time i do one of these bottle runs i get closer to becoming an alcoholic this board is called just one harpoon the whole point is supposed to be just one harpoon somehow it's supposed to be pretty impossible first things first old tom hardy here has to go to maybe i can still just push his body over he's fine all right oh there we go i guess what the hell why is there another harpoon there is supposed to only be one where's the next harpoon i'm not gonna lie if i didn't have cat like reflexes from doubting every single thing that everyone makes in this game i wouldn't have been able to dodge that i'm so used to everyone making fake endings now that i don't oh that i don't trust anything anymore got a little bit of uh blood coming out of the tip over here that's what happens when you get through my what is happening this isn't supposed to happen you should speed up you like oh no is there any money come on oh thank you jesus i'm not gonna lie i'm waiting for the one level where it's just like 50 of those you just keep falling down to the next platform this is called gray still trolls first things first sometimes i hope that it's as simple as just stepping back we're ow out okay okay all right yes good all right you got me so i got shot with so many arrows that my head is currently growing out of my lower spine somehow i'm still alive so it's like oh sh i'm okay i think now i see where the troll what the hell was that i was gonna see now i think i know where the trolling is coming from also somehow i got rid of almost all the arrows in me so that's pretty good [Music] this is called gray still plays death stop making the board so hard put tom hardy in this hole and press c okay just oh hey i won my son gets to be free finally he's a prince of father i think the thing that blows my mind is that that wasn't that bad only 25 years of my life will be removed from this play session welcome to grace still plays florida iron man it's like florian man have you ever seen the martian it's like that because legit if you screw up you'll probably turn inside out let's do this i'm still alive okay i can see where the difficulty comes from part of the issue here is that these friggin jets are really powerful sagehen i could do it slow but i wanna i really wanna do it all in one shot i'll never give up yes also at least you can see from the time that i truly did never give up until this is called escape the box it's supposedly incredibly hard as all of these different implements are slowly ejaculating out of the cannon i can see now why it's hard that's fine though i've beaten levels like these before i'll smash my head against this glass until it opens oh god come on baby come on maybe my balls will protect me my balls did not protect me actually what's really horrifying is it it looks like my bottom half got severed but i'm actually wearing this dude's legs as my bottom half now we have we have mick we have turned into one solid being i need to grab this chair somehow i think there has to be a way to move this chair so that it will protect me i can almost get the chair to fall over yoga powers activate [Music] damn it i was mostly there i know it looks like i'm using a machete as a mohawk but give me a break okay i'm at maximum heat right now this should be good this should do it okay it may look like i have a trident up my ass but this is all planned all right now to just slide out of here slide out oh there's a lot of knives up my ass yes and that right there is how you ride a bunch of ball knives to victory jet fall you say oh okay uh-huh all right doing good so far oh it's a ball fall and a jet fall that's all right my balls have been waiting for this ow click here to get past okay oh all that did was kill that dude yay call me crazy but i kind of expected there to be a bunch of blades at the bottom of that welcome to death row please proceed forward you're going to die a lot of times by the way i'll be the judge of that [Applause] oh i won and by one i mean lost so there's a bottle flip here and we're at the point now where entire freaking narratives exist for each level summon tom hardy summon alcoholism reign my god i i don't know which one i want to attempt to do i mean i guess we'll start with whatever what the hell i won on my first bottle i'm not accepting that as a win god damn it i need to stop winning ow i got the death i want my alcoholism damn it whoo mlg son i know it has to be straight up but i still got the congrats yes oh my god for real i got the mlg straight up i did everything summon tom hardy got the alcoholism rain i'm so happy anyway folks hope you enjoyed this episode of happy wheels until the next time stay foxy much love

Channel: GrayStillPlays

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Id: KIkytdvIMS4

Length: 18min 25sec (1105 seconds)

Published: Fri Nov 13 2020