All right we're checking out the only game where the shapes that you learned as a child will come back to haunt
you until you die from them. It's Happy Wheels. Oh yeah, anytime I see a bottle
flip where there's just a random sh-- [yells] I was gonna say anytime
I see a bottle flip with a random shape I know
it must be evil so is the killer bunny. Now I wanna land on the drug money. Also there is a legitimate win
so I guess I should try and get that as well, what does
the triangle-- I'm fine. [yells] Oh boy, this is a treat. Okay, come on bunny get there. Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh I unlocked the win but I don't want to win I want the bunny, also you can click to see the shoutouts. Yeah, I got my shout-outs finally. I'm gonna tell you. I have been looking for a shout-out for-- I don't even know how long at this point. Mm diabetes. [exclaims] Oh-oh-oh do i-do I go past this bunny? Oh, it's the same bunny. Okay. All right, very well. We're gonna-we're gonna
go for the win if I can. Oh, hold on I have an idea,
we're gonna wait-we're gonna wait, we're waiting. Okay the bunny has locked eyes with us and I am-I am looking
at the bunny and the bunny is-- Ah-ah, and the bunny is looking at me. Bring it on bunny you can't stop me. Okay, the bunny stopped me. Hey, all right,
it's wind time baby here we-- All right I mean we got the easter yeet. Ah, yes the merry easter yeet. Well, it's unfortunate I got foot fungus. Do you know what fungus brings you? Back down to the bunny. Bunny's something else. [exclaims] All right here-- Wow. Okay here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna get a bottle on the winning area and then I'll unlock the win. How about that, is this a terrible idea? Oh. Okay. I think it needs to be slightly
more on the wind. Oh, God. Oh-oh that completely ruined my entire plan. [chuckles] Okay, that is as perfect as you could physically get. Now here's what we're gonna do, we're gonna die from the triangle
anyway because the triangle is a heat-seeking missile of shapely power. Throw this. [groans] No. Yeah, we got it [laughs]. Everything worked out. Ah, yes. The time has come for a harpoon swing. Old harpoon up the butt
then the harpoon up the weiner. Back up the butt full front flip and a double backflip
onto another harpoon into the-- This is amazing. Onto another harpoon
in the weiner and oh the-- [laughs] [music] I did it. Are you ready for a death ride? Go. All right so what do I have to do? I have to -- Oh, okay. I have to somehow pass these people. Oh, there we go, oh,
yeah, oh this is happening. Out of the way. Get wrecked Nixon there could be only one. Whoa, I probably
should have left someone go first because apparently there's mines
just kind of lying around, through the glass. Okay, and gotta go up here. [laughs] Nixon is still going. Okay. Off the-- [exclaims] oh yay, [music] yay. Is anyone else gonna finish real quick,
am I alone in this? I'm alone in this. Is called Segway Steve run. It will require advanced tactics. Can I leave? All right. Well, not that advanced. So oh, mind your head. Ah,
how much time do I get to run across this? Go. Okay, all right,
not gonna give me any time huh? Fine. Whoop try that on precise. What else you got for me? Uh, that doesn't look fair. So am I supposed to jump over this? I'm assuming I'm supposed to jump
over this, that would make sense. [exclaims] Yeet. Here we go. Your gonna have to employ
advanced crawling tactics. Oh okay, so I have to let
go of the segway for this. All right and jump. Uh-oh, God, uh, I can save this. Aha, told you. Okay, [yells] God. [cries] not again. Wow. You know what, I'm actually lighter,
this worked out to my advantage. All right, advanced crawling tactics. It's a lot easier when I don't have my $200 Blues
Brothers shoes to worry about. Still got my helmet on too. All right so let's go. Here we are and boop. Oh yeah, oh this is working out just fine. Oh God. So here's a question,
do I go head first or feet first? Usually, I would say head first. This way, if there's some sort
of platform that I smash into, I only break the rest of my legs. Ah, yeah, let's try it. Okay. And oop,
and then just kind of slide yourself in. Yeet. Beautiful. Oh, God. Oh, there we go. All right. And curl girl up after she fires. [screams] Oh God, my head. Oh, I'm fine. Okay. So now I guess we go this way. [exclaims] Oh, seriously. Okay. This is some like real advanced
crawling tactics. Through here, over here up this way,
beautiful jump, grab. Through here. And then it really doesn't matter
head first, or feet first. It seems so. We'll go feet first. Okay. And boop. Yeetaly, tee. Ow. Just trying to remember all the different directions
I'm supposed to go in. All right. So let's do feet first. Ready? Watch. Feet first. Oh, God. Oh, God. No. [screams] Whoa. Am I supposed to be this-- Oh, God. I'm not. Anyway, jump. I'm dead. Jump earlier. Jump over. Whoa. How about that? [laughs] All right. All right. Feet first is definitely
the way to go for this. Whoop. There we go. I love gravity. Here we go. Beauty. All right. Oh. Stop. Perfect. So what-- Great, you made it. Now click the flag. Oh. Oh, I get to clam my victory. Clam. You're Patrick star. Your best pal SpongeBob
went missing two months ago. Oh, boy. Patrick is super sad. [laughs] Ah. Oh. They searched SpongeBob's house
and found nothing, but we're gonna find him. Time to start the search. Ah, [groans] You know what? I'm gonna leave that foot behind onward. Ah, this search
is going very, very poorly so far. Hey, is it? Hold on. Actually, I was gonna say
there's actually a door knock. All right inside the house. Leave that leg behind. [laughs] What a fantastic-- [yells] I was gonna say
what a fantastic piece of art right here. Like he really looked good for this picture. Okay. We got a levitating, evil SpongeBob. Very good. [music] Ah, what was that? It's like a giant zombie SpongeBob. Look at it. Ready? [laughs] Okay. Do I just-- Oh, what? Alrighty. So do not make eye contact
with gigantic zombie SpongeBob. Got it. All right through here,
there goes zombie SpongeBob and go. Whoo. That's not SpongeBob. Yeah, I know. Doing good. [laughs] All right, jump over this. I'm glad he saved me here. Oh. Okay. And through. Don't be seen by SpongeBob.exe. Hide behind the bookshelves. You got it. Uh, What am I supposed to do? Because there is a lot
of harpoons just chilling out there and he is not leaving alone. All right. Ready? Ah, Woo. Oh. Huh. That was weird. He-he-he's gone. Sweet. Stop trying to watch me
while I'm in the bathroom. Wait six secs, one, two,
three, four, five, six. Not really sure what happened. Gonna leave now. Meow. Gary. See, it's a lot like Gray. Just the A and the R are transposed. Sounds like Gary needs my help. This is like a giga-- Don't jump. Okay. What am I-what am I doing? Oh, all right. Hold on. [screams] Oh-oh-oh, I'm floating. Let's do this. Oh yeah. Oh, this is-this is working out smashingly. All right. Going super Saiyan there. Fantastic. Maybe saying to yourself, "Gray,
how are you moving right now?" I'm actually typing my way
to victory if you notice. Nixon over there is just violently
typing on his invisible keyboard. That's what's making me proceed. All right. This looks slightly deadly,
but hopefully, I'm well protected. Oh, there we go. I feel like I did this in literally
the worst way possible. Now in case you're wondering
I'm not typing anymore, I'm scratching the ground. See the ground was really itchy. I'm-I'm scratching it like a-like a dog. Who's a good ground-who's a good ground? Oh. Yeah. This is the fastest. I think I've ever completed
a board my entire life. Mission, find Gary. Oop. Oh, all right. Yay. Me and my, uh,
me and my segway are friends again. All right. Uh, uh, there we go. Boom. Come on, get your feet on there, Nixon. Come on baby. You can do it. Come on. There you go. Oh, my feet. Why? Oh, my feet were having such
a problem getting onto the segway. I'm guessing they finally betrayed. Mm. Alrighty. Just follow the strawberry jam
that's laying on the stairs over here. Pretty common. Got a lot of shoes getting in the way here. Lot of shoes getting in the way. All right. I finally got rid of that leg
that was really causing me problems there. [chuckles] Yeah. Now we're moving right along. Now my arms. [beep] You may be seeing yourself, "Gray,
why are you missing your legs again?" Don't worry about it. As long as I have my arms,
everything is just fine. Meow. Oh-oh, boy. My helmet just fell off. That's not good. Ah. I've got one leg and a will to survive. Yeah-yeah-yeah. Come on baby. Don't fall down the stairs. Yeah, we go. All right. We're doing this-we're doing it. It's happening. Oh, hi. First time at jellyfish fields? Uh, remember the day. Look at how happy everyone is. Find the real SpongeBob. I've found like a lot of fake SpongeBobs. Oh boy. [laughs] What is this? All right. I am so hungry. Ah. Donut. Oh, that's convenient. Do I-do I click on it or can I touch it? Yeah, you can absolutely touch it. Now, I need to use the restroom. All right into the restroom. Maybe I can escape through the sewer. The storyline on this is insane. And into the toilet? Whoop. [laughs] Oh. [yells] Ow. Why is it all yellow down here? Ah, it's like a pair
of flying butcher's knives. Why? Is this like the natural fish
that live in the sewer? Uh, yay. Whoa. I think I just made it worse. Made what worse? Ah, Woo. SpongeBob for God's sakes,
man, just come out. I can't take much more of this. Patrick help I think
we're finally almost there. Oh, I'm coming. What's left of me that is. [groans] Yeah. Uh-oh, what is this-what is this? [groans] Away. Yeah. I will tell you later, but for now,
try to get me out of here. What was that sound? Oh, God no. Get four planks in a hammer. It's like an actual survival game. Are you kidding me? One. Okay. Two, three, four. Where's the hammer at? Oh, here we go. There I got it. Okay. We're going back. Please, don't rip me in half, segway,
we've gotten this far together, man. Come on, Nixon dig. Dig, baby. No. Okay-okay. Plank it up. Where's the last one? Like-like where is the last one? All right, whatever looks good enough. Go all the way. Go, row. Oh, ow. [laughs] Row. Make it stop. Ah, no. Okay. Get ready for it get ready for it-get ready for it. Press the button. Yes. Go. How much more is there? It's the doodles. Are you kidding me? Spot the difference. [laughs] It's the tongue. [laughs] Are we done yet? Answer the riddle. Bah ugh BAH beh Boh bah BOh Beh BoE. What? You have no idea
what it was like having to go through this entire thing again. Only this time I finally know
the answers to the riddles. How long did it take
for betrayusgaming to build this? I know it was two months. Okay. Right now I see, look right up there. Ah-ah-ah-ah, here we go. Quick, break the window,
and let's get out of here. Hurry, he's coming for us. I don't have anybody left. All right. Head or not. We're gonna-we're gonna-we're gonna do this. I don't care what it takes. Oh, my head came out. Yes. [groans] Yes. [yells] Run to the police station. I can see it down there. Oh. Okay. Slow. Wait, are you lying to me
or-or is it actually slow? Like, is this a real slow or? Ah, [laughs] Ah, ah. Let it end. But, all of a sudden, the officer's readings
on the radar disappeared and the officers were gone. You get to the police station. They get to SpongeBob's house
and find as if nothing has ever-- What? Where's my ending? Before they packed up, they still wanted
to know what was going on. So SpongeBob thought it'd be
a great idea to visit Sandy the Squirrel. Sandy,
I swear to God if you try and kill me. Everything else has. All right, here we go. Nice and easy. Oh, end of chapter one. Yes. I mean, I want you to make more but I actually can't save the replay
because it's taking so long. Yeah. Ohhhh. Oh. Again I can't save my replay,
but I can put it into a video. Yeah. 440 seconds. [laughs] And this is why you should never
open up an exe that you don't trust. Anyway, folks, I hope you enjoyed
this episode of Happy Wheels. 'Til next time. Stay foxy. Much love.
