-All right. We're checking
out the only game where you'll literally take the bodies
of your friends and turn them
into a giant vehicle that you can then take over the world with. It's Human Vehicle . Normally, I need,
like, a joke to start off these things. With this game, I actually don't,
because as time goes on-- You can see I'm using
my buddy as a unicycle and then he will boost me
so I can get bonus coins. Now I can get-
I don't- There's two human bodies
as wheels and there's one dude as, like, the handlebar. I don't know what this is,
but I have the money for it and I want it. You know what?
I want both of these. I can also get this here. So, we're just gonna spend
all this money. All right, so--
[laughs] I'm surfing on a man. [laughs] I never thought in my wildest dreams
that I would be using my best friends as a means of transportation,
like, physically. They're like, "Well, who's driving?" I mean, it's technically me. I-I don't really know how to explain this. Okay.
So, now I have to go through walls that will try and reduce my friends. Well, that's very unfortunate. Okay, we've almost unlocked
a new vehicle that is this. I don't even wanna know what--
It looks like a roller coaster ride except made with tons of people. I got a free gift. It's a Segway. [chuckles] What do I get for the wheel of pain
over here? What is this? Does this just change
the color of my person? Oh, now I'm just-- Now I'm going to absorb humanity
as a green guy. Well, that's fine, I guess. Okay, Yeetus over here. Do not touch the minus five. And we've evolved to the chopper again. I really gotta get past this. Like, can I eventually
become a tank or, like, some sort of helicopter or something? I can become a full car now. The thing
that really blows me away is that, like, we're just at the very beginning
and this is where we already are. We're already
at a full-fledged car made out of human bodies. Look at how stacked you get too. You just stand on each other's shoulders. We're gonna go to the moon. All right.
New gift. It's an F1 car. Where's that F1 car at? Take my money.
$550 for a buggy? Sold.
Oh, there it is. Maybe I can buy it later. I want a different color.
Give it to me. What do we got?
Okay. I'm Shadowy Vehicle Man now,
although I always turn yellow when I hit the ground,
which is kind of interesting. Okay. We're-we're part way
through the buggy right now. So, we're gonna get three-- Oh. yeah.
Oh, we're moving right along. It's-it's-it's a lot of assembly. A lot of human assembly to get past the buggy, though. Bust through some walls. Ah, can I get all three? No. I still have, like, five
wheels of human beings, though, and we're now as tall as,
like, a 30-story skyscraper at this point. Butterfly versus me? His name is Butterfly?
Okay. So, what is this? Who can make the biggest car? Oh, you get to make cars big on-on this. Now, here we go. Okay, we're still mostly a buggy. This-- We're not- we're not much of a buggy left,
but there's some of it. Whoa. Okay, now my buggy
actually has people sitting in it. And there we go.
We won. Where's Butterfly at? Does he even get to finish,
or does he just crash and burn behind me? HIs name was Butterfly before,
but now it's like Butterfire because he's burning
in a heap somewhere in the last board. Ooh. Okay, now the-
now the stairs are starting to movie. I like how there's,
like, different obstacles on each board. Whoa. Okay. And a big Yeetus
onto the plus three. We are into the buggy now. That is fantastic. Still haven't gotten-- I think that the buggy is as good as we can get right now
because I'm about to, like, set it up completely. Yeah, we're at-
we're at the last phase of the buggy. And that is a lot of human beings standing
on top of one another to get to 3.1. Okay.
It's a truck. Okay. Sure it is.
All right. What is--
What's new in the store over here? Oh, what--
A bus? Absolutely. For a mere 700 gems? Okay.
Now I think we do have the F1 car at this point. I don't know what decides,
like, where you turn into it. I may have to see if I can,
like, auto-select it, but I'm almost sure-- Hold on.
It's coming up here. That we have--
Let me get past all this. The truck, which is gonna be epic. So, one or three? We'll take the three. Okay.
So, right about the end of the buggy right there. Is this a plane? You know you drew the short straw
when you're the prop. Okay, we're gonna try this. We're gonna go--
Monowheel or unicycle? We're gonna go unicycle to Segway. So, you can choose each one of these. To the F1. I kind of want the bus. [chuckles]
All right. I think that's how this works.
Here we go. All right.
So yeah, this is the Segway. Oh.
yeah. Oh, this is gonna be amazing. All right, the bus is starting to really pull up here. This is hot.
Don't go into the traffic cones. I don't know why,
but I feel like they're kind of evil. More of the bus is starting
to get put together. Any time I see-- I-I'll take the people
rather than the gems. Oh, I'll take the people all day. Starting to get all the wheels on the bus. There's even some people sitting inside,
and we're going way past 3.1 now. Oh. yeah. All the way up to 3.9. What new present do you have for me? What could it be?
[laughs] Oh, no. I love how this dude's back
is just broken over the wheel. All right. I'm gonna choose-- I'm gonna choose the truck this time. We don't have access to this yet. We should get it in a little bit. And I actually kind
of want the car for this. I kind of want the triple motorcycle. [chuckles]
I am one single man. Never mind, I have three friends
now and by friends I mean I'm literally using them
to get from point A to point B. Not because I don't wanna pay
for gas money, but, like, you know, their bodies are what-- they're what transports me around. Okay.
Don't hit the cones. Nice. Oh, yeah. Oh, this-this truck looks amazing. Starting right off with the car. Barely had to do anything for it. Magnets are putting in all the work. Look at this.
Bam. Truck looking sweet, going for all people
all the time. We got the full truck. That's fine. I'll take the minus four
because there's a plus four. Yeah, we got the fully packed truck. So now I'm curious
if a fully packed truck actually gives you less points that--
yeah. So the bus is better. The people plane is halfway there. I still have yet to max out the bus, but I wanna do it. So this is like six people. Okay. We're two away
from maxing out the bus. Hit that wall. Get a plus one, plus one, minus three. But then-- yeah, there we go. Finally, maxed out the bus. Someone asks in class,
what does it take to make a bus? It takes about 30 people not working. I mean like 30 human bodies. All right.
We're up against Solly. And I have a feeling we're gonna win here because we're stacked tall on the car. The car is faster than whatever piece
of garbage he's using his people to make. All right, speed. Woo. Oh, my God. I wasn't so much building
a bus with people, I was literally just mowing them down. I was turning all my friends
into a road kill, but somehow that's how you win in life. Let's try a different color here. The color is it's gray. We're keeping it.
[laughs] Yes. Also that-- was I sitting on the unicycle that time? It looked like I was just, like, like, sitting watching TV on the unicycle or something, it was really odd. The bus is also so wide that, like,
you don't need to do anything. It pretty much just picks up everything
without any effort from you. If there was literally
like 35 graves in this world, I-- I'm not sure I'd wanna
live in it, like, me, myself. This is-- Whoa. Whoa, whoa. I was gonna say it's an easy one. All of a sudden
there was a bunch of traffic cones chilling out
on the middle of the road. Who put those there? All right.
Grab his- well, grab it. Again, it just seems
like I'm hitting the people. It's not so much
as having people volunteer. It's more of just plowing over them
with a vehicle, then picking them up
while they're unconscious and turning them into part of the vehicle. There it is, a literal airplane. [laughs] It's a bigger airplane. Oh, it's a biplane.
All right. More wings means more human bodies. So that's why we're keeping it. Oh, yeah.
We're moving right past bus. We're immediately in a plane
and you do actually have to fly. Okay.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh, this is so drunk right now. [groans] Yeah. Having the plane is amazing. Look at the height of people. Yes. Finally into the fours. What is this?
It's like a forklift or something? I need to know. Okay.
Four, four. Oh, they just--
they're just handing it to you now. They want you to have--
oh, if you didn't have the-- if you didn't have the plane,
you were pretty much-- ow, ow, ow. Oh, I could just sit here. Oh, no, you can't. It eventually blows you up. Uh, it looks like there's more people
on this side so we're choosing this. Yeah. When you get a bus in the first
like 10 seconds that's-- No. Oh, oh, whoa. Okay.
Quick reflexes. And just assuming that everything
in this world is out to murder me really helped there. We're gonna get the maxed-out plane
and then fly through the tubes. Okay. This is working. And then there we go. Thumbnail hole and watch this,
bring it in for a perfect landing. We have maxed out the plane stack. Okay. We're more
than a quarter way to whatever this is. I think it's a helicopter. I kind of want it to be a helicopter,
but I kind of don't want it to be a helicopter. Like, everything in this entire game is
so ridiculously cursed. I don't really know how I feel about it. All right, just fly straight ahead. All right. I kind of clip the top
of that wall there, but, you know, whoa, ah, given
the Stone Mason something to do. There we go.
Okay, perfect. And we still managed to max out
the plane even after, you know, hitting a wall randomly. All right.
What gift did I get? What is it? It better be something amazing. A Twinjet. Okay. I don't have access to it yet, but, oh, I can finally
do the tractor, though. And I'm actually gonna do--
I'm gonna do everything on the bottom. All right. Haven't really gotten
to see the tractor yet. So now getting to see it, that's hideous. It was only around for a second
because I gotta do my flying over there. There we go. I don't know what happens if you hit that. I imagine it's instant death. The other ones you lose part
of your plane in those walls. I-I think you just--
you just explode and all your guys go flying. They curse your name
as their bodies break. They all get a horrible road rash. Ah, plus one's all down here. Ah, it's better to go up top. Yeah, we're going up top this time. Oh, no, I didn't- Oh, you have to do it. Okay, because you need the plane in order to actually get past all this. All right.
So always go over to the right. There we go. Back over to the right
and we've got the plane right away. Okay.
[screams] Oh, my God. Okay. The wall actually had
its own thumbnail hole. Like, it was a thumbnail hole
inside of a thumbnail hole. I didn't realize that. Oh, where are you supposed to go here? Oh, you have to take the
-11 and just like, what, jump your tiny little se- Look at how far the bodies went. Jump your tiny little segway onto this? Okay.
Now the boards are le- getting- are getting like legitimately difficult. All right.
We got the plane. First thumbnail hole. No problem. Second thumbnail hole. No problem. We're gonna go over through here. All right.
I guess we're just gonna land this. Here we go.
[laughs] Oh, yes. Oh, it's like the dollar store version
of Batman flying around Gotham. Come on, I gotta get the plane. Okay, good, and we did get the plane
so that we could at least survive. Wow.
In the end all I had left was the F1 car. I've gotta hit as many people
as humanly possible. Again, I never thought
I would say that, but, well, what am I talking about? I-I guess I knew I would say that. Now I have to go inside of tubes? Okay. That doesn't actually seem that bad. It's actually a little bit easier than like the-the little yeety walls. -22, am I gonna have a segway left? Yeah, it's only segways. [laughs] Okay, and then murder everyone. Drop down on the tractor and then finish it off. I want my jet. I don't care what it takes. Give me my jet. And through, perfect. Uh, I'll take the top yeety tube because that's a boost. Oh, yeah. Well, that makes
this a little bit harder. Oh, God. And the le-
Oh, he died like right away. He didn't even get past the first part. Why was I even doing this for? I could have just pulled over. In the quest of- Oh, they move now. Okay.
Uh, all right. That's a- that's a new
and exciting addition to the pain that I have to deal with here. So, -1 no matter what,
and that will turn me back into a sad vehicle
and now it's just like a slow burn of all of the people in my life. Well, it's not really anything good. It's basically just that I-- that I abuse so I can finish the board. 91% we're right there. After having a time where I was struggling to even get
a decent vehicle to drive, now it's just all plain all the time. Yes. There's a lot of gems you can get
in this one too if you have the plane. Oh, my God, it's amazing. There we go. That is about as-as
bonused as bonus could get, and the helicopter's ready. All right. We've maxed this out,
now everything's maxed. Perfect. And go over to the store. We can get the even cooler one. [laughs] Oh, and I can get the twinjet. All right, here we go. Finally, our vehicles have gotten
to just an utterly ridiculous point. They dodge all this completely random
like nerf death area. Crap.
Um, oh, yeah. Okay. All right.
The twin jet looks pretty cool. Kind of a tight fit through here, though. I'm not gonna lie. Ow, okay.
It's working out quick. Oh, whoa.
Hey. Oh, okay. All right.
Yeah. The tail rotor. Look at the tower. I do have to max that out, though,
because I gotta see how big it gets. Now there's random blades on the ground. I'm surprised the blades
didn't come much earlier than this, to be- to be quite honest with you. It kind of seems
like they're always there. All right. We already have the twin jet,
so things are going really good. I just- I don't want to hit any-- Ooh, okay. I almost-almost knocked myself out there. Getting down on this thing
is a little bit of a pain, because it has a tendency
to just kinda like rise on its own. Ow, ow, ow, ow,
and it doesn't like turn so- All right.
Stack 'em to the moon. Ow.
Oh, I have to- I have to get hit by these. Okay.
+5, okay. -1, +5. I better get the plane
otherwise I'm screwed. Oh, I'm screwed.
Okay. So, one, you have to hit one of these. There's really no choice. So, five, we should get
the plane this time as long as I only hit, yeah,
the least amount. Whoa. You have to go between double. You can possibly go between like double. I don't even know what those were
like-like spiky pancake makers. All right. The tilt rotor is almost maxed out,
but there's like five people left I can get. All right, come on, everyone. I have to get everyone I know together
to max out the tilt rotor. This is your jobs now. Don't worry- whoa. Don't worry. It's-it's a good--
it'll be a good death. It's-it's worth it, trust me. Okay. So now I have to go through the hole. I kind of skimped that one,
but it's okay. There we go. And then drop it down. Okay.
We already have the tilt rotor. That's great. There better be--
Oh, yeah. Oh, this is happening and it's nice and slow too. It's very easily maneuverable. Okay.
Whoa. The last two walls. Are you kidding me? We're gonna get past times five, though. 100% we're going past times five. 5.1 of three. Yeah.
Three. Okay. Well, this is working out quite well. Three on this side, three on this side. Perfect.
And a-a gift. Okay.
That was like double battle axes. Ah. Oh, God. Oh, no. Oh, oh, but it's okay. I can just fly over everything now
'cause you get to keep it. And we maxed down the tilt road
of the stack is complete Yeah, 5.5. Well, I made a bunch of
friends and I ruined all their lives. Anyway, folks, hope
you enjoyed this episode of Human Vehicle . Until the new time,
stay foxy and much love.
