i completed this impossible 0.000001% bottle run challenge using my patented technique

all right so we're checking out the only game where you can become the god of holes by tossing a bottle into a supernova made of pain it's happy wheels i'm not 100 sure but this may actually win some sort of award for the most crap that you can possibly get in a bottle flip not only can you go down the coal in these days you actually get points for being on the colon that's nice today's decapitations are sponsored by king of avalon but since talking about it would be boring i'm gonna cut a laptop in half with a medieval bastard sword more on that later i don't know what i want to go for because there's so much great i got half of the okay as usual i can see there's a place that's just called drugs wow two for two out here huh just let old great continue to raise the bar for you yay my bottle is resting softly on the colon [Music] oh i'm like halfway into penetrating tommy weenus that's important okay i actually got it on the colon but like mostly standing up wow thanks for letting me down gently uh what the hell how how the hell did i even get a bottle up there there's not even a description as to what i've completed oh hey alcoholism that's exciting the plebby god of holes oh hey i'm halfway to drugs australian man son becoming australian man means you get to be highly resistant to venom and skin cancer [Laughter] there's like no bottle on here the wow is like the bottles right where i needed to be in line with getting drunk i'm so close to the nah ayo what i'm not stopping until i get something cool oh hey i finally activated my pleb powers and it's standing up the real pain in the ass bottle flip you made to get anything good what the hell is this tommy weenus finally oh spleen standing up now we're starting to get somewhere split of course it makes total sense to follow spleens the cat up right with drugs i mean i uh i meant to do that oh that's interesting i think i got the hat trick over here at this point [Music] uh i don't know what this box is but my bottle's resting its crotch on it i've done it i'm the god of holes look at it look at it juggle my bottle so smooth and slow but the bottle is still alive all right it lasted for a long time [Music] oh i get it inside the box i got it inside the box wow following it up with tommy weenus i'm inside two boxes at once it's like boxception okay three bottles inside the gotta holes come on man this is called grey still plays one harpoon this has become some sort of weird meme where people keep oh whatever people keep telling me there's just one harpoon but they're always lying oh i'm a winner that was easy wait a second is it really that easy oh my god my game froze there's so many hearts i don't know how i did it but i guess i did it the sad part is the poor dad is going to sit here forever locked eyes with the 10 billion harpoons coming at him and his son plinko look at all the different prizes you could win such as waffles hey or more death is there a reason that penis rhymes with anus [Music] oh that was that was a yeet right there all right this is it it's time to be a winner it's time to waffles yay yeah doing anything you bastard i've been watching you for years like on youtube or out my window okay that was like what the hell there's a freaking there's like a beady thing up there that was like the eat of a century am i gonna get more waffles i mean i'm i like waffles oh god yay i got easy i've learned your technique okay i'm starting to get really concerned where this is going oh that was that was a good year ah no oh hey my heart landed in something the heat god hey what happened how did it stop what a bunch of lies i'm the eat god not the y god i've been heat robbed no i've learned your technique persistent masochistic behavior solves all problems are you are the yeap god you make it look so hard it's almost painful watching you fail you're doing good but you could be the greatest keep up the good work had enough i would have won by now let's try again next time i haven't even started yet get them all out there yay i'm the winner i think what's amazing is i won right as my head got ejaculated what the hell is this maximus penetrator kiss or whatever yes oh oh uh uh get in there get in there get in there do it do it yes yes i'm the hacker i need to become maximus pen wow ah [Music] i planned that there good for me yay this is a laptop that i'm here my android cell phone on to play king of avalon this is the bastard sword that i use to slay technology that opposes me king of avalon is a mobile style strategy game inspired by king arthur's story king of avalon takes place in medieval europe which is perfect because this is a medieval european style bastard sword your city's occupied by rebels the whole point is to fight back crush them under your heel and build a powerful empire from scratch you get a freaking dragon do you know what i don't have a dragon do you know what i do have this kitten you can raise your dragon into what is effectively a scaled legendary weapon of mass destruction maybe you played king of avalon before but you want to try their all-new updates with the kingdom covenant events king arthur's dead just like this laptop's about to die so train your dragon get out there and claim the throne you built a powerful alliance when suddenly your laptop betrays you the game's so immersive that you can't let that stand king of avalon's son you can download king of avalon right now if you want using the link below use my creator code redeem an in-game starter pack and if you download king of avalon using my link you're also entered in a giveaway where you can win a 50 amazon gift card now oh hey i got the god of holes as well that's nice i'm too god of holes now yes it's not maximus penetratis but it's still not bad oh i'm like a double pro hey come on baby they call me yeti vaughn eat lord get up there oh yes oh wow and right after i became the penetrative maximilian i got the other mlg i don't know what this is but i got it what does total alcoholism do hey i kind of get a shout out i think i'm just upside down well i still have plenty of bottles to use so i'm using them i just realized too that i actually got one of them impossible oh my god oh i was gonna say i've done the impossible i've squeezed two in there grace to play son this is called grace still plays spike it says do not go in here i dare you okay i almost won hold on a second okay here i can do this gotta just ricochet off the wall i'm still alive ow okay my head made it i will die as many times as it takes oh my god yes now let's see what the actual level looks like there's one thing i like doing it's not completing levels correctly ah it's a spike fall very good ow this is going to be a pain in the ass spike followers well every spike falls a pain in the ass this one just looks a little bit more no my god there is not a lot of space i do appreciate that he mentions that you're here that your eardrums do get blown out right at the end oh i'm almost there both of my expensive shoes made it the most expensive thing i wear is shoes because i have flat feet not gonna lie this tough spike fall but i'm gray still please i hate to say it but even though i got warned that my eardrums would be blowing out i still had my earphones it's bottle run time ah this bottle run is drunk it's all wavy remember kids don't drink and bike okay i don't know why but my son's legs decided to uh spontaneously jettison from his body um a helic oh my god i was gonna say a helicopter level what the hell did you make me i took my balls it says fly through the obstacles okay oh no no wow just the first part of this is a pain in the ass boom bing bang boom ah can i deflect the arrows with this i just had got a little bit taken off the balls and by a little bit i mean my legs the hard challenge it's not gonna lie ah never mind you know what i hate being cradled by bombs okay boom boom boom boom boom okay so far so good just gotta wait for the rest of these freaking arrows to dump themselves out i can take an arrow to the knee come on keep them keep them coming okay is that all of them nope ow ow ow out out my ass out out oh i did it why does everyone keep trying to make me deaf my days are just filled with the sounds of my own screams like legitimately listen even my guy's screaming in the background so he's still alive this is called a jet tommy run there's an easy win somewhere you got it what do we got down here oh hey it's a cannon no there goes my son winning never mind i think i was lied to easy win my ass guess we're doing the jet run oh okay this jet run is a little bit more legit than i had previously anticipated [Music] what the hell is this board oh ow whether or not there's an easy win i don't care we're beating this board god it's like being attacked by a hundred thousand light speed murder hornets don't you tell me i can't beat it we're doing this until it works damn oh oh oh my god i'm saving that this is called okay this is called gray impossible it says you'll never beat it i did it i how the hell did i win i don't even know what i did whenever i'm the winner and i made it to take care this is called gray's glass it says break the glass kiss my ass well my head blew up oh i could have won hold on and eat oh you actually can win all right i'll break the glass okay glass is actually kind of uh kind of simple so far i'm impressed all right yeah this glass just falls right apart it's like uh it's like perfectly made spaghetti yeah boom melts in your mouth bing boom what the hell warning stabby stabby what the hell oh my god it's stabby the hell kind of glass is this it barely touched me and i died alcohol alcoholism no don't you touch me okay like i can't let this touch me at all also i know this is supposed to be blood but it just looks like he vomited up a bunch of fruit roll-ups no no no don't touch me okay now do i just like move through this like super slow or really oh this this is awful you made this specifically to try my patience didn't you oh i almost died did you did you overextend the last two you ghost overextended the last two it just killed my son i mean no more child support thank you that's right kid front row seats all right what else you got for me i'm waiting for the harpoons there's always harpoons what is this what is this we supposed to do how far am i supposed to go what am i what am i supposed to do you liar i face alcoholism face first i just wanted to do this again just to double check to make sure that there wasn't like something else i could have done and you eat nope figured i'd check though this is called jet run impossible oh it actually won't let you through unless you put your son into daycare okay oh i messed that up oh well there's a problem okay let's try this again there we go get in there kid nice welcome to jet run impossible that's exactly what i said let's do this okay must be easy maybe like a medium ow hard harder oh yeah oh god okay this is legit come on baby okay you've made a hard level oh not today satan however i eat impossible for breakfast oh god you're bored brings a foul taste of blood to my mouth i just decided to see what was in daycare there's actually nothing here i will paint these walls with blood a thousand times until i get it i've got my unicorn horn never mind i don't have my unicorn horn anymore come on baby really why is my head so allergic to staying on my shoulders also why is it why does it look like i have a bloody candy corn underneath my ass there we go lost my helmet it's not good this board is insane if i get to the end of this no not today if i get to the end of this and there's just like a wall waiting for me i'm gonna be pissed you better let me actually win if i go through all this oh i need speed for this okay damn it okay i've got a plan get over there babysit ouch still alive whoop whoa what the hell was it i don't know how but i'm still alive i don't care i'll take it when i can get it oh the heat is strong the heat is strong i was almost there we can totally do this most insane jet run ever most insane jet run ever not gonna give up i don't care not gonna give up for god's sakes make this board end why oh yes yes i'm jesus apparently oh my god what an awful jet run i had to watch my son get turned into hamburger over and over again ah yes nothing like having a toilet bowl smash your spinal column to bits a nice forward flip land on top of the spike up the rectum and get heated backwards lose an arm thanks to a gigantic ball thingy fall down the testicular pummelers until you see indiana jones chowing down on your forearm and then a nice front flip onto the platform lose both legs slide along go off the loop and before you know it you're up oh my god i thought i was gonna make this in one piece and we saved a man with a heart and i turned my daughter into a cannibal this is called the gray still please 99.9 oh this is gonna be some sort of rope swing oh oh i got it okay i just have to let go it's just the right time and yeet yay oh okay well done bottle runs before never done one completely upside down here we go it's a little bit harder than i previously anticipated how the hell are you supposed to do this okay maybe i need like more here more time there we go oh damn it almost there this is like it's just so vertigo inducing [Music] yes i lost every single limb trying to complete this oh and my son but every limb that's more important well that level was so incredibly stupid i'm gonna go ahead and drink myself to death anyways folks hope you enjoyed this episode of happy wheels till next time stay foxy much love

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Id: 3Kc36woIOys

Length: 18min 11sec (1091 seconds)

Published: Fri Jan 29 2021