All right. We're checking out the only game where the more laws you break, the better at life you are, it's GTA. So in the giant torture fest
known as my comments section, I saw some comments
saying the other people play GTA without breaking
any rules but considering who I am I should break all of the laws
so that's what we're gonna do. Alex has got us set up, here we go. So we found a metric ton of laws
that you can break in the world and Alex has created
all these different boards in order for me to have to break these laws
to get to point A to point B. This one says it's illegal
to drive over a grave, which I mean that kind of makes sense. I never thought that driving
over a grave would be so annoying. I can't even cheat
it because he put all these walls here. Come on, baby. There we go. The issue is the individuals
who got these entire casket graves-- Oh, he also mentioned to me [sighs] that the more laws I break that he has made, the more the police will annoy me. I just noticed too that that helicopter
just crashed in the background. I'm not really sure why, they possibly
just saw who they were shooting at and felt so remorseful that they decided
to crash into a building. Alex also managed to find-- Oh yeah, there we go. Why am I in there? [laughs] You really had to do that to me? Come on, man. Alex also managed to find some specific-- I have to look at this real quick. I mean I'm throwing Fs
at him you guys could tell. Alex included some actual Floridian laws. So now the Florida man
will actually get to break Florida laws. I need to find like a really low
grave like this one here. That-that dark one. There. Perfect, yeah. See if I-- Is that like a-- Is that like a Christmas reef? [chuckles] I'm not really sure
this is the right place for that. Ooh, got a nice area
that I can go through right here. Stop it. There we go. I don't wanna knock over the garbage can. I feel like that would be an extra law on top of all the laws I am breaking. I don't really wanna break, uh, like every law until the end
because if the police are going to get
more and more impossible to deal with, like I wouldn't wanna be
able to complete these ones first. All right, over the-- Yeah. Those small graves are the way to go. So here, here,
and now we don't have one like that. Great. Oh, never mind. I was totally wrong, we do. [laughs] All right, boop. This is a little bit more than-Oh,
God, than I previously anticipated. It's all right we can fix this. And we're set. Luckily no one was taking a br-- Oh, I'm not done yet. Do I get a cookie made with the souls
of the dead when I get to the end? Why is there just a random dude
with a leafblower on top of that wall? [chuckles] Is he supposed to be like the guy that keeps the-the graveyard looking good? I love how those two guys
just randomly pathing into the wall over on the left. As well, they don't know how to handle this. Never thought I'd be able to get
that much air on those. All right, ready? Here's what we're gonna do. Um, is this the best way to get over it? I may have to use the two in the middle
with the flowers on 'em. In fact, I think that's what I'm gonna do. All right, we're gonna get this lined up. I feel like this is going to be an extra law that I have broken. There we go. Probably like unlawful flying of a vehicle. All right, onto the next laws. So this one[chuckles] this one says it's illegal to flip a tank, but apparently,
Alex doesn't wanna make it easy on me so the tank is actually going to fight back. I feel like it's illegal. I feel like there's a lot more laws
than just flipping the tank here. I feel like I'm not supposed to be here. All right, yeetly deet. [laughs] Where's there a tank at? Oh, got one. Yay. Oh, it didn't flip. Oh, there's more than one tank. Oh, God. No. All right,
this might be harder than I thought. All right, I'm back. Where's your tanks at? I mean, I guess I just have to follow
the sound of my own dead body. I think it was-- Then make a-- Yeah. And then a right up in here. So I'm gonna go
around the left-hand side just because-- What did I get hit with? Okay. I'm deep inside. There. Perfect. It's even sideways for me, this is great. No, no, no. Yay. Yay. Onto the next set of laws. So this one is, it's illegal to park
a plane in a handicapped spot. Why would anybody need a law like that? Like it's illegal to park a car in it. Oh, I think, al right,
there's the handicapped-- [yells] It's what I get for not watching
where I was driving. Like, I'm really confused because it's illegal to park a car in a handicapped spot
unless you have a handicap placard. Okay, here's the plan. Um, I assume
I can just probably land it there. It doesn't look like it's a very straight
landing area is the problem. Even on my best day,
I think I need, I don't know, maybe like 550 feet of landing area? All right. Here's what we're gonna do. Get lined up and-- Oh, wow. This is really bad, this is really bad. Okay, this is a little bit harder
than I thought it would be. Well, hold on. Okay, I've got a new plan. It said it's illegal to park in the spot. I don'thave to land there. So, hold on. [laughs] We'll tag another lawn there,
I'm pretty sure it always alive. See, I mean,
it's still illegal to run a guy over with a plane while he is on a motorcycle,
but I didn't kill him. It's not murder at least. Now it's murder. [laughs] Right. Now, well, you can't knock
over a-a road sign or-or-or a- or a lamp, that's also illegal. I'm-I'm pretty sure
that there goes a yield sign. And let me just-- I'm going to put this right inside of here. It's also illegal to leave
the scene of an accident. So, that's probably another law I've broken. In fact, just trying to do this. I wanna see
if I can really nudge this in there. That is literally
a perfect parking job right there. I think that's the most amount
of laws I've broken yet. This one says it's illegal to catch dolphins and Alex actually made me a dolphin magnet that I can use to break this law. [laughs] I feel like there's a lot more than just like catching dolphins to be illegal here. I feel like just annoying a dolphin
is probably its own law. Down here in Florida,
the dolphins are very protected. Right. Well, the first problem
is I need to find a dolphin to magnetize. What do I even do with
a dolphin after I capture it? Something out here
in the middle of the water. I wonder if this is where-- Oh, here we go-here we go-here we go. I was gonna say,
I wonder if this is where, uh, Alex put all the dolphins for me to catch. I'm also very curious exactly
how the dolphin magnet functions. Like, am I-am I-am I attracting
these dolphins with a magnetic force, or do I have to like scoop them
up and put them inside of the-- Well, there's a dolphin
he's not running or anything, so I guess that means
he wants this to happen. It's very clear that him
and I are going to be friends. All right, dolphin, come here. I'm gonna take you over to my penthouse. It's gonna be awesome. All you have to do is just rest
your head on this dolphin magnet, right? The dolphin magnet is not very strong. I have to get a lot closer than I thought. I should have thought
about this earlier too, but the-the vehicle I'm using is the Kraken. It's just kind of funny that the Kraken
is basically going to like put a stranglehold on the dolphin. Okay, so press E-E. [laughs] Okay, okay. So what the-- What is this? Is this one law per dolphin? If I capture more than one dolphin, do I get hit with a-do I get hit with a crime for each dolphin that I captured?
[laughs] Okay,
I don't know what state he got this from, but it says it is illegal
to skydive through a Ferris wheel. Okay, this is actually going to be more impossible than it is like illegal. I'm not gonna lie. This totally sounds like something
the FAA would come up with. And oh, this is-- Okay, the Ferris wheel's moving now too. Can I get the Ferris
wheel that's broken down, like when it's loading people or something? Where am I supposed
to go to get through this? I'm sure someone's like, "Why
would you want to break the law, right?" Listen, it's because it's what we do here. Yeet. All right, and we're gonna have to go
away at the top at the very-- [moans] I love just losing my teeth
on that middle bar. Stop messing with me, I'm trying to do this. All right, and I gotta cant a little bit over to either
the right or the left. Uh, all right. Well, I didn't die right away that time. I had shoved my body
through a lot of things. This is definitely the hardest. Uh, okay. I don't know. Is the-is the texture
impossible to get through? I know it's kind of like great. You never tried to skydive
through a moving Ferris wheel. Oh-oh my God, pull, yes. [laughs] Oh, wow. I love the way sand tastes. Onto the next law. This is called it's illegal
to shoot at a hurricane in Florida and I guess this is a real law. It says, shoot it to the pink car
to stop the hurricane. Alex, you made a real hurricane outta cars. How am I supposed to-- The problem is everything
is like protecting the car in the middle. All right, I'm gonna-I'm gonna try
and like get closer to the hurricane and see if I-- Oh my God. Oh, all right. Maybe I got a little bit too close. Oh, I can't see. I got murdered by the Floridian Hurricane. Okay. Listen, here's the plan. We're gonna upgrade
this to the rocket launcher. All right, and oh, oh, oh,
what where did my rocket go? Look at what happens to the rocket
'cause it's so close to the hurricane. All right, I've got to do this. I've got to just-- Why does my-why does
my rocket keep trying to murder me? [chuckles] Let me come on. [laughs] I got killed by the rocket. All right, how about firew-- Oh boy. All right, fireworks is also not working. Hold, let me-let me show you something. Ready? Hold on. In one, two, three. Look at this. Look at all the rockets just
swarming around me like bees. All right, I'm gonna try
and use the grenade launcher. Okay,
the grenades actually work really good. The problem is getting
it through all the debris, come on. Okay. Okay, the cars are on fire. I don't know how much d-- Oh, okay. Yeah, that worked out pretty good actually. Except for the one thing
that's riding on top of the other vehicle onto the next law. Okay, so this is a no brainer. It says it's illegal to run
over pedestrians, okay? Oh, there's stuff, he's put like crosswalks
all throughout the entirety of the board. So, now it says it's also timed. So, does that mean I have to-- I mean, I can-- I'm pretty sure I just murdered
someone right there. I think I caught it too. Oh, they start running when you get close. I just clipped another lady there too. So, am I supposed to run
over the pedestrians, right? Like, do I get extra points? I'm just gonna hit the pedestrians because you're supposed to break the laws,
right? Like that's the whole point. There we go, there's another one. And what the-- What is this? Ow, I died. I died from the wall. Wait, what? Okay, I think I may have realized something. I think this is the first time
when I'm not supposed to break the law because here's the thing
if I hit one single pedestrian, I-- No. All right. Well, now you're gonna see what happens. If I hit one single pedestrian,
I don't have the speed to-- Ugh, why are they trying
to run in front of my car? What did you program them
to be hit-seeking pedestrians, Alex? If I hit one single pedestrian, I don't have the speed
to make it to the end. See, now there's that black bar
there and I just die from, almost made it to the end
just by flying there. Okay, so for the first time ever,
I cannot break a single well, I'm breaking a lot of laws. I'm probably breaking the speed limit and I'm also running all of the lights. I don't know if the red lights,
because I'm not sure the-- Oh, okay, okay, that's good. I'm not sure the power's working, but yeah, they're trying to run for my car. This is not-- I feel like this is-- Oh my God. Um, he's fine. They're fine. That was like an ankle shot,
so they're gonna live for-- Okay, she's -.. Okay, how am I supposed
to not hit that many pedestrians? Oh, I'm right there. Here we go, and no, [laughs] oh, God. Yeetdly, deet,
my car hungers for pedestrian feet. I-I have crushed-- Uh, uh, I thought he was gonna
walk a little bit faster than that. I have murdered so many ankles
at this point like you don't even know. Everyone in Los Santos
is gonna be walking with a limb. Can you also stop shooting
at me while I try and do this? You realize you're-you're trying to kill me, I'm trying not to break any laws. Okay, I'm trying to-- Oh, this is working out really well. I'm trying to be, yey,
a law-abiding citizen. I think that they get-- Yeah, there's more pedestrians. Every single crosswalk and to the point
where there's like thought-- Oh no, I just cooked one. No, I can make this, I can make this. It's fine, I can make it. It's fine-it's fine-it's fine. [yells] Okay, here we go. This is working out pretty good. Yeah, perfect. Oh, don't turn toward me. Why are you trying to stop
me from being a better person? Like I'm, oh God, I'm trying to improve
my ability to follow the law. And all of you are desperately
trying to die. Uh, wow, right through the middle
worked out really good there. I'm so glad, [yells] I'm so glad I didn't turn to the right,
uh, left. No, maybe I could still make it. It was only one person-
it was only one person. No, okay,
I have to do just absolutely perfectly. For the first time in my life,
I have to avoid murdering people. [laughs] That sounds really bad. Okay, three, this is happening. It's always the ones with the blue shirts. I gotta watch out for the blue shirts 'cause they seem to want
to actively try and die under-- Ooh, underneath the wheels of my car. Okay, this is um,
I'm not trying to lost any speed. We may be okay. We may be okay. Okay, this was the hardest. There, perfect. This has got to be it-
this has got to be it, it's got to be it. Yeah, and we have a winner. Well, I tried to not break laws in the end. I found out it was absolutely horrible. Anyway, folks hope
you enjpued this episode of GTA. Until the next time. Stay Foxy and much love.
