All right, we're checking out
the only game where the answer
to everything is pizza, it's Happy Wheels. There's a lot of stuff going on here. love how in between
all the impossible stuff there's just this random
slice of pizza. As always, they're-- Ow, As always, there appears
to be a few things. You know, like an area
with a question mark and a place that you shouldn't
actually be able to get. I think you know what has to happen. Also, I'm curious. There it is. Ah, come on. Get there. I feel like this thing was
put there specifically to beat me to death
with my own alcohol. Ow. Why is it always aimed
for the head? I know, I know, Thor approves. Actually what's back here? What? Oh my God. I'm not gonna lie, I feel pretty
accomplished right now. This is what happens when a bottle
just gives up the will to live. There is nothing here. You lie. I'm not done yet. There's more I want. Come on, get up there. You know you want to. Okay, I see now why this is so hard, because the problem is
to get an angle to go into it it always hits this. [laughs] Really? Hey. [laughs]
Okay so you may be wondering, "Gray, why did you do this?" Because I just wanted
to create an opportunity where I could go against
what this says, which is, I'm never giving bottles back
that land here. Oh really? [laughs] What? Wow, I got tluciffid yrev otherwise known
as very difficult. That's still not good enough though. [chuckles] Come on. In case you wanted me
to get it completely standing up. Huh. Oh, I'm starting to get
this arc down over here. [laughs] Delicious pizza. God, I love pizza. Ow, at first I was like, epic, and I was like, yay, and then I saw fail
and I was like, aaw. There it is. Yes, told you I'd get it. Yeetus. This is called Mountain Run. It says it sounds easy
but it's actually very hard. I'll be the judge of that. Okay. Whoa, meh, huh, ah mediocre. Are these like breaking on purpose? Like if I stand here will it just-- Ah, it will. All right. Go, go, go, go, go, go,
go, go, go, go, go, go. Okay, decent. Good, excellent. Oh man, they get real fast. Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah. Bring it on. What you got for me. Oh-oh, I'm dead- or am I? Outstanding. Woo. Well done. Crazy face. This is called Pogo Fight. Hard. Cubed. So it looks like we have
a double stack of children here. Can I just get past
all this with this? Hold on. I definitely like not working. Yay. Wow. Oh. This is ca-- [screams] This is called Madness for Gray.
What is this? Ah, there's something down here.
You lied. You're a liar. Hello, Gray. [laughs] That's the downfall. Hold on,
I'm trying to make this work. [screams] Yes. [laughs] All right is there like
an actual winning area over here or-- I got both wins, yay. This is called 99% Will Gray. It says, "I made the hardest--" It says, "I made the hardest board,
no one will beat it." Watermelons. I love watermelons. It said go right or left
so I'm gonna go left. That was a bad answer. Okay so is it the green part
of the watermelons is evil or is it like the red inside?
Oh, this is easy. Yay. I feel like I was lied to. This is called Happy
Wheels Slot Machine. With such wonderful prizes as death and more death and a new car. All right. Survey says prize. Okay, what is my prize? Oh, it's a pineapple.
I mean that's pretty good I guess. I could eat it
or I could use it to try and win another prize. Okay,
there's another token right there, and we have prize okay. Is it possible to get anything
else besides prize? All right there we are. Oh yeah that's going someplace else. Oh no. Question mark. Question mark what? What's
the question mark? What is it? What happened? Nothing happened. Everything's fine.
I can't grab the pineapple I want to throw it.
I have a feeling that trying to get the win
in this game is gonna be like pulling teeth. Prize. Okay, prize is a pineapple. I-I mean I really love pineapples I just- I'd like a different prize. You know, we're gonna
yeet two tokens this time. Here we are. Okay, we got
the question marks-- We have another prize. Maybe the question marks don't
actually give you anything, they just keep you guessing. Like, that's the actual
question mark, like it's a literal-- Death.
Uh-oh, oh, God no. I love how after I died
I got my pineapple and it fell in such a way that
now I could legitimately grab it. All right, we're doing
all the tokens. All of my soul is going
into this one. Go. [chuckles] are you serious right now? Well, I got one chance. Oh, it's right there,
it's right there. No, oh, I got the jackpot.
Yes. Yes. I got a car. I also got Billy.
This is called Village Attack. Who are you? Like, me or my son? Actually here, I'm gonna--
Oh, I'm sorry. Just-- Oh, my God. Oh, wow, I am so sorry, everyone. Oh. I-I di-- I'm kinda [?].
Whoa. I just murdered
an entire civilization. Good use of my time.
Ah, yes. The time has come once again for Gray to show
his incredible expertise. Oh, my God. In Happy Wheels, as I go from table to table, breaking all of them
with my rock hard body. I don't actually know what-- Oh, yeah, and we have a winner. [laughs] I mean, I kind of won, I also got stabbed in the trachea
with the table leg. This is called
the One and Only Master. All right, is there-- Oh, there's
an area back here. Can I- do I-- What? Did I get it?
I did not get it. So, are you supposed to,
like, make this jump? Oh, I see. Okay. It's really, it's really kind of dark but there's
actually a ledge right there. So-- Whoa, okay. You cheater. Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-who--
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. A little bit to this board. Bring it on. Okay. Wow, those things are,
like, really deadly. [chuckles] All right, yeah,
yeah, yeah, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go.
Full back flip. Starting to understand
why this board had that designation. Oh, yeah. Oh. Out of every place
I could have landed, how could it have been there? Stop shooting me in the face. [chuckles] This is a long board. All right, here's
what we're gonna do-- Besides lay down and die. All right, my plan is I'm gonna try try and take the arrows to the feet. Come on, come on. Give me your arrows. Come on, come on. There we go, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay. Okay. Oh, God. Oh, yeah. There we are. Okay. Now, right around here, and then we're gonna go whoop. There we are. Nice. What-what else, what else you got for me?
Oh, I'm floating in the air. Okay. And land this, no problem. Not gonna have another
random land mine just coming out of nowhere, are you? I go down or forward or what is this? Uh, okay. I hear- I hear rockets. What are the ro-- Whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh, it's pushing me away. Don't you dare. Don't you dare. No. You. Oh, yeah, look at that. [laughs] Nice. All right. Oh. There's a hole there, come on. All right, so, maybe I have to get-- Whoa. Oh, my God. Oh, wow. Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho. Okay. All right, so I think
the idea is I need to get as far over to the right as I can. So-- Mm. Oh.
Never gonna give up. Never go-- I'm gonna land
on that landmine, aren't I? Oh, oh, I'm still alive,
I'm still alive, I'm still alive. This is incredibly painful. Can I get over the landmine? I feel like the answer is no. I might be able to get up here. Oh, nice, sweet. Okay. Okay. Yeah. No. No. No. No. Ow. No. Oh, that is height. Nice. Okay so you've gotta actually-- There we go. There's a- there's an invisible
part where you can fail, and there's like a-a fan pushing
you around so you kinda have
to do everything-- Uh, uh. Okay. This is- this is fake, there's an area here. So what we're gonna do,
okay, look at that. We're going this area. Now, this is the fake part, so, we're gonna go here.
I hate my life. Maybe there's something back here, hold on, I just wanna check this. Is there like a- is there like
a thing back here or something? Or anything back here?
Is it lies? It's lies. All right your board
definitely scores like a- an A+ on the difficulty meter. If your purpose was to drive
me crazy, mission accomplished. Okay, stop, stop, stop, stop. Now we're gonna go and boop. Ah. Oh, there's actually two hidden
parts here. Isn't that nice? All right, we're just doing it. And go. I'm so dead right now. Speed, speed, yes. Oh, oh, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop
right here- right here- right here. Okay. All right, I don't actually know
where this ends, but it's somewhere here. So stand, load it, jump. Oh, oh, okay, okay, okay. All right, whoa, whoa. Come on baby- come on baby. Ow, yes. [laughs] That was tough. Even this
jet is having a sweet ray party. This is called Glass World. You decided to explore glass world, but all of a sudden you got lost. Okay, whoa.
Secret, press Z. This doesn't seem that bad.
Well, what's the secret? Oh God- oh God- oh God, that's not a secret. Number one, number two,
number three. Oh, I can actually go over these? Wait a minute, [chuckles] hold on. Yeet. Oh, it's kind of hard. I love using my head
to break glass, watch. Ah. This is really stabby. Welcome to glass world- glass world. Don't need helmets where we're going. That's right, Tom.
Safety is for squares. All right, we're gonna need
maximum speed for this. Ah, this board is ending up being a little bit more difficult
than I anticipated. Oh, whoa. Oh, I almost got
completely over it. [laughs] Doing things
the right way is hard. Cheating is easy. And wait, oh, oh my God, the glass stole my helmet from me. Have a winner.
Whoa, this is called Dodging Garbage. Ow, oh my God. Why? Oh, oh, God. Okay, ow. Are we done? Are we done? We're done? We're done, okay. Well, I-I see there's a car
just looming up here. [chuckles] Boom, boom, what? Help. Oh my God. If I had legs,
I would be dead right now. I can't believe how lucky I am. Are we done yet? Like the problem is
I can't put any effort. There keeps being cars up here. I can't put in any effort because if I do,
my arms will rip off. Evil sludge up here. Uh, okay. I mean, I'm sure it's fine. Whoa, oh God. Man. Ah, oh, I won. I did it. [chuckles] Yes. Welcome to the portal. Welcome to my laboratory. This is my invention,
I call it the portal. By using it, you can travel
to other levels. Oh, that makes my job easier. Oh, well this is
a fully animated level. All right, Nixon, what do you got
for me? Now step in. Don't be afraid, my friend- that doesn't look like a portal.
It looks like a light saber. I love the taste of light sabers
in the morning. Ugh, so do I need a- oh, slow fade? Okay, is it-- Did we, oh, that doesn't sound good. There's a lot of violence
in this portal. Oh, we made it to a bottle run. Yeah, oh, whoa, whoa. Into a ball fall. Oh, wow, it actually like teleports
you to different levels. God. There's no- this isn't actually
that big of a deal. Whoa, whoa, whoa, uh, [chuckles] what happened
to the portal? [chuckles] Poor Nixon is down here
and dying. He's like, you know how
in some amusement park rides, there's like a height limit? Well, and this there's an IQ limit. You didn't make it and so now
you've destroyed the entire planet. guy's like, yeah, excellent. Go through the hole wall? Oh, oh. Oh, the portal's still working. Okay, did you go here? Click, sure. Oops, okay. I feel like- I feel like
the portal is still working. Maybe I have inherited
the power of the portal. Maybe the portal is just
simply me now. This is a big elevator. Ooh, keep away. Oh, we've gotten
to like a slender man. Anything back here?
Nope. Keep away from what? Whoa, just the sounds are random-- Ah, how much time has passed? [laughs] I love
how the guy's just bones now. All right, so I assume I have
to go back into the portal. So here let me,
Whoa, [laughs] this is like an incredibly
elaborate board. [laughs] Yay, I made it to heaven. Did I win? Did I get elevated to like a-a new- a new life form pa-- To be continued? Wow. Well, I stepped into a death portal
and I don't regret it at all. Anyway, folks, hope you enjoyed
this episode of Happy Wheels. Till the next time, stay foxy
and much love.
