-Alright,
we're checking out the only game where you claim vengeance on people that wrong you by taking a voodoo doll and bludgeoning them to death with fate. It's Voodoo Doll. This is a game that starts simply enough. You're a young girl going to school when suddenly, another student takes
the seat in front of you. I love how there's, like, a little thing that tells you
how annoyed the action makes you, and now you have to determine what you're going to do
to this poor person. Now, each of these different points here
do something horrifying, and you have to discover which is which. There's a really good chance
that this kid is a righty, so I'm gonna choose the right hand
just to see what happens. Oh, all right. Well, uh-- Oh, my God. Ah, wow, that went way further than I thought
it was going to. We went to 11 real fast. I thought it was just supposed to, like, you know,
have some pain happen to his arm. I didn't know
that fate was going to change. He was going to get his arm caught
inside of the bus and then have a driver away
ripping it off. I also like how his body
is made of lime jello. All right, nine o'clock. We get off the bus,
we probably had a great seat, and someone cuts in front of us. So the last time, we picked an arm,
and an arm got ripped off. I mean, what happens if you use the head? Here we go. Okay. So he was trying to-- [chuckles] I love
how he just continues to slowly rotate, like one of those cakes on a display
that's inside of a coffee shop. It didn't really sever his head. It just kind of made him eat
a lightning bolt, but I guess that's good enough for me. We're on the street. It's 11:00 AM. There is a potted plant
about to fall on this person. Oh, I have to save someone. I don't know. I guess, take out a kneecap or something. I'm not really sure. I saved a life. Oh, the little thing over here. Look at it. It's like, "Oh, you did such a good job. 3:00 PM,
I've already killed two different people. Oh, is this my boyfriend? Oh, he's not paying attention to me. We can fix that. In for an appropriate headshot. Oh, this isn't actually
an instance of death. It was just me controlling his mind. Okay. We're at home in bed. Wh-what is gonna go wrong? Oh, that's not me. That's the other girl. You son of a bitch. Am I breaking all
of his limbs individually while she is sitting here watching? This is what happens when you mess
with the power of voodoo. Oh, really? This is where we end up at? I'm actually kinda surprised that the game didn't have me
do this earlier. Ah, your boyfriend just got caught. I know. Here, I am telling him about
how he can't be seeing this girl anymore. Did he just tell me I'm ugly? How about now? I'm still ugly? Get on your knees. There we go. And tell me, you love me. He's like, "I don't know why,
but I'm suddenly violently crying." God, his eyes are vomiting tears like
a Coca-Cola freestyle machine. I'm really surprised
that we're back together again. Oh, he's looking at that girl
one more time. I'll go for the- for the right arm again. Usually, that ends up being pretty good. What the hell? [laughs] Is that the option
that makes me go to hell? [laughs] How come he's the one
that commits the crime, but I'm the one that pisses off fate? I mean, I know I'm the reason
he committed the crime, but still, his hand is bland. All right, we're now at the office. Is he hitting on the boss? What happens if I do this? We, like, head-butter? All right, I'm gonna try and arm, though, because the head thing seemed-- What the hell? Would I give him superhuman strength? I actually don't even know why this guy
is still with me because out of all the different things
I've done to him so far, like, he still hangs around. Yes, beat yourself to death
with your own cell phone. Back at the bus stop where it all began. Is he trying to sneak out? All right, if I do like a leg,
will he throw himself into traffic? Let's try- let's try the right leg. Yep, he lost all of his teeth. That bus has legitimately killed
more people at this point. Help him. I wonder if I can not help him somehow. Like, if I pick this,
will it do something that-- Damn it. And where are all these potted plants
k-- coming from, trying to murder people? Are the plants just killing themselves,
or what? The plants are like, "My owner's a slob.
I can't take this anymore." And they jump out the window. It's late at night. I'm a decent person,
which is actually very concerning. Looking for my boyfriend. I've gotta find him. The best way to find him,
to prod the hell out of his voodoo doll. What was that? It's like Google-- like, uh, Google Maps. Now I'm stalking him. I feel like I'm the one
that's a terrible person at this point, although I haven't killed
anyone in a good three hours. Distract him. From what? Oh, he's supposed to not see
that I'm there. I've got it. Hold on. What?
I force his arm to cover his own eyes? It's like midnight,
and I'm still stalking this guy. Ah, see, buying drugs. I knew it. Stop his plan. Jabbing people in the forehead
usually seems to be a great idea. Boom, headshot. I got a question. Does he keep the massive heading
for all time? [laughs] I love that giving him elephantiasis of the head is considered
a fantastic karmic thing. I don't know if I agree with it,
but whatever. Okay, so now he's being chased
by a criminal, so I have to save him by killing the criminal and literally, by killing the criminal. Sometimes
it's like you jab someone in the head, and they have a freaking boulder fall on them and turn
their entire skeletal system into jelly. I can't believe
how much stuff is happening. Like, I already saved him one time. Is this, like, a different guy? Uh, which-which hand has the gun? I can probably make this guy shoot
himself. He's probably a righty. Most of them are. Let's try that. Oh, no. Oh, my God, his body is vomiting out sour, apple Hi-C, and karma's still like, "Hey, you're a b--
you're a decent person." Okay. And at this point, now,
one of the criminals is coming after me. Oh, I'm actually protecting myself now. So what? If I do like a leg, do I kick them in the ball so hard
that he explodes? There, give myself superhuman leg powers. Day two. I'm at home with my boyfriend. Although again,
I still don't know why we're together. All right, watching TV,
he keeps changing the channels. Of course, there's only way to--
one way to stop this. And that's by getting revenge. So the remote is in the left hand. So let's do this one over here this time. Yes, release the remote pleb. He should feel fairly lucky
because just forcing him to do stuff against his will is about the nicest thing
that this voodoo doll does. The rest of it is always just death. All right, now I'm the one watching. Nice, News 25 Romance article. I'm about to vomit, so change the show. I can't even use the controller. I have to use my voodoo power
to change the show. What happens if you click on the head
on the TV? What? Is that it? Wait, did I win, or did I lose? Well, they just decided
they didn't wanna be together anymore? My God, I just ruined someone's relationship
who had nothing to do with me. Boyfriend's making dinner in the kitchen. Not really sure
why I'd wanna screw this up. Oh, yeah, I gotta change the menu. Do you think I'm a vegetarian? So the right hand,
I think, was holding the knife. Uh, I'm trying to remember. I assume I can get him to chop off
his own hand. Yeah, we're gonna go with it
and hope it's the right choice. Come on, big winner, big winner. Oh, oh, what the hell? Did he just eat the vegetables out
the window? Dammit,
I became a good person by accident. All right, we got an Amazon delivery. Yeah, just a-- Oh,
okay, it's a pizza delivery. So I tried to get a pizza. They're not gonna deliver it to me. So now I have to get my vengeance
by setting the man's head on fire. His head is on fire. Wow, I went from, like, a decent person all the way
to the devil in one shot. Seriously, you set one man on fire, yet he's still-- This guy's a dedicated worker. He still has his cell phone, like,
tucked between his shoulder and his ear. Right, back at the bedroom over here. Sure my boyfriend's
with a different girl again. Yeah, you see this? He's with Harley Quinn. I knew it. All right, you know what to do. Punch her in the face or something. Yeah. What the hell? Oh, he's punching himself to death. I would like to take the opportunity also
to mention that this may look really bad, but this is actually just his hand
clipping through his pants. Okay. Everyone understand that? Oh, no,
I need to chase the interloper down. I am burning alive at this point. We're going for headshots all day today,
lady. Boom. All right,
now that I've killed the other girl, I have to get into a fight
with my boyfriend about this. He's probably like, "Where's Stephanie?" And I'd be like,
"Which part of Stephanie?" Yeah, yeah, begged to take me back again. I don't know
why we keep playing this but-- this-this game of our relationship,
but I guess it's working. Okay, I'm at the supermarket. Oh, there's a thief. Look at that. He tried to rob this lady. So if I click Head, he dies, like,
for sure. So let's go with the left arm this time. Not really sure what that might do. Oh, he gets attacked by a police dog,
and the dog ripped his entire arm off. That might not have even been
a police dog. I think it was just a dog
with a sweatshirt on. Now, this dog has a taste for human flesh. This game is amazing. This stage is called Hot Dogs. Okay. Wait, is he gonna run out,
and I'm gonna kill him? How come shaggy got his hot dog? Oh, this girl cut me in line,
and now they're out. See, I probably have an opportunity
to just steal the hot dog from her by choosing one of her arms,
or I can just kill her. There. Oh, she's choking to death on the hot dog. What? What's that, ma'am? You need someone to perform
the Heimlich maneuver? Yeah, there's a cost associated with that. It's one hot dog, please. She's probably like,
"But I already ate most of it." Yeah, spit it out on the concrete. All right, back at the office. Apparently, I work for Father Time. He's annoyed because I'm late. So let me guess, head, he probably smashes his head
against the monitor. I don't know
what a leg would do to the guy. I mean, I can try it. I don't really think
it would be anything amazing. Oh, gee. Okay, he just got a cramp
and then cracked his head open on this-- on the floor. All right,
having some donuts in the office. All of a sudden,
a guy scares the hell out of us, and I spill coffee all over my sailor fuku
or whatever the hell it's called. All right, I haven't beaten anyone
in the skull for a while. So you're getting instant killed. Yeah, splash hot coffee all over yourself. Oh, never mind. Just drink flaming lava. This poor guy. He's like,
"Where did you get this coffee from?" "The surface of the sun.
Hope you enjoy it." Uh, Hot Dogs part two. So I did manage to get a hot dog, but now I can't eat because this couple over here
is trying to kill each other. Oh, I get to choose
which one I'm going to ruin now. Um, I think this is the girl
that stole my hot dog the last time. I'm surprised she managed to get saved. So we're gonna pick her. Oh, I can't not go for the head. All right, here we go. Headshot number two. What is this? Megaphone? What's happening? Oh, she can't talk anymore. She's mute now. Haha. What? Is someone gonna cut in front of me
at going to the supermarket? Yeah, you see that? How dare somebody step in front of me? Now you're going to get your arm
ripped off in the door, I'll bet. It's gonna happen. Told you. 100%. Okay, we're at the bus stop. There's a long line. I'll bet, I can get rid of everyone,
but, oh, uh, I'm going to help the driver. Oh, his bus has broken down. I-I don't know. Like, headshot on the bus. I really don't know what to do here. I have an idea. Okay. Oh, so he's gonna fix the engine. Huh, wow, I went right back to being a-- well, sort of a good person. It says, I'm a good person, but I'm still, you know, Satan colored. It's Wednesday. I'm in this street. A dog is chasing a young man. I have to help him. I'm gonna stab him in the leg
and see what happens. I just killed the dog, I'm pretty sure. Yeah, I like how it pauses
as the dog is falling down into the abyss. I didn't wanna have to hurt the dog,
though. Even the game is like,
"How dare you." Maybe
it's just a bunch of pillows down there. Yeah, the dog just lands on
a bunch of inflatable toy rafts. It's late at night. There's this spooky house. Oh, he broke into my house,
and he's stealing the money. I would ask
where I got all this money from, but then I realize
I can pretty much make people do whatever I want. Where do I keep this dog? I don't think
I have pockets in this dress. All right,
Dan knows some going for the head. Headshot, headshot, headshot. Oh, he's getting a call on the-- Oh, my God,
I thought his phone was going to ring, and it was just going to make him stay
for the police. But it turned into a nuke
and blew up his head. What? We're back at the bus stop,
which probably means someone-- Oh, am I gonna help this guy? Help the guy? So he doesn't have any money. I mean, I'm gonna headshot him, and, uh, I guess I'll see what happens. Is he gonna kill someone and then-- Did-did his head just grow
and then whack-a-mole the ground causing a wallet full of money to pop out. I mean, the game seems to think
I did the right thing. So I'm not gonna ask any questions. Back at the office,
the boss gets on the elevator before me. It's not like you can't fit two people,
I guess, but what-- Someone's got to get their leg ripped off. Actually, if she gets her leg ripped off,
do I get to be the-- Oh, no. [laughs] Oh, my God. So do I get that promotion now? Yeah, I can see
that now I'm going to hell. Every day is filled with body to-- Oh, I just got robbed. All right,
so the head is always instant death. I'm gonna go for another leg. The leg was really good. Every day is just filled with death
in this game. All right, so the guy falls to his death,
but I lost my money, too. Like, he still has my money. All right, dog in the street. Now I can finally save the dog. I don't want him to get hit
by a car or something. I love
how I happen to have a voodoo doll of, like, everyone in the entire city
that I live in. Every man, woman, child, inanimate object, animal, it doesn't matter,
I have it in a voodoo doll. All right,
and make a- make a left over here, pooch. There we go. That-that should bring me back
into the good graces. Okay, we're back at the hot dog stand. This-this hot dog place has been-- I think more people have died here. Oh, so I don't have any money, so he's not gonna serve me a hotdog, but I'm still gonna get revenge on him? Really? I mean, if the game says so. Okay, here we go. Is he- is he getting up-- His entire hot dog cart just got abducted
by aliens. The whole cart. Well, now I can't get a hot dog at all. Actually, no one gets any hot dogs. Kind of screwed myself on that one. Okay, obviously, the hot dog vendor has been replaced with
a different hot dog vendor. That guy just choked to death
on his hot dog. I assume I have to save his life. All right, just beat yourself in the head
until your hot dog-- Whoa, was he projectile vomiting
Floridian swamp water? I mean, I guess it helped him. All right, I'm at my part-time job. I say it's part-time
because I spend more time killing people than I do actually working. Well, I'm trying to work but the problem is the co-worker behind me
is on his damn phone. Anytime I choose the head, it seems like someone's head blows up
with the cell phone. I wonder
if I can get another head explosion. He is bleeding out of his ears. Yeah, see what happens kids? See what happens when you're always on
that damn cell phone? All right, obviously, the boss is chewing out
my co-worker over here, which is kind of weird
because it's not technically her fault that she lost her legs. Like, he's probably like, "How come you were late
to the meeting yesterday?" And she's like, "I had my legs ripped off inside
of the elevator." And he's like,
"How could that possibly happen?" Here, punch him in the face. Go ahead. Just use your hand and backhand him. Oh, oh, he's coming over. Oh, never mind, they just fell in love. That was weird. All right,
now I'm a- now I'm as-as good
as a human being as can get. What the hell was that? Is he- is he doing the robot? I'm gonna headshot you just
because I'm really-- [lightning strikes] Oh, it's a lightning strike. Haven't seen that since the beginning. Oh, we're at the bus stop. I have a feeling
I'm gonna have to help it. I'm gonna have to, uh, move them away. All right, how about with this arm? What is that gonna do? Is he just gonna-- Oh, everyone honks and honks
until the traffic moves. Okay, yeah, everyone get the hell moving. Come on. There we go. All right,
there's a domestic dispute going on in front of my house. That's very annoying,
so I'm going to have to, oh, help the couple. All right, a headshot. I'm gonna go ahead
and make them love each other again. There we go. Yeah, you thought you had free will? Not in my city. Okay, and at this point, I am now in the middle of a shootout
in front of the supermarket. I have to help the cop. I have a feeling
that this is going to end up with someone's head exploding,
but we've got to do it. Time to end on a high note. Oh, that was incredible. That man's bullet double ricocheted
and then blew his own head off, well, as yet another body vomits out
Lemon-Lime Tang. I hope you all enjoyed
this episode of Voodoo Doll. Till next time, stay foxy and much love.
