Hello everybody! My name is Markiplier and welcome to a video where I play some rage games. Now you guys know I don't handle rage too well but there was a game jam just recently where they focused explicitly on games that made you angry. So I'm gonna be playing a small snippet from as many as I possibly can and it all starts with a game called "Fish Out of Water" which is a lot like "Getting Over It", I've heard. Now these games aren't ALL like "Getting Over It", but THIS one is about a fish, and the fish jumps towards mouse. (quietly) That's nice... Oh that's real nice... Oh that's- oh boy. Okay? Well how?? (chuckles) (laughing) I've- I've fallen over and I can't get up! How do- Ooh, ah I can jump farther if- (laughing) Oh Hiyah! The farther the mouse, the longer the jump. Alright? Oh boy this is still gonna be bad, ain't it? Alright. HOOO!! Nope. HEEHOO!! (laughing) Oh come on, come on! HeeHOO!! Ha HA hah WohOHOah Okay, Alright I can- I can do this- Oh no I can't do this. Hah- (laughs) Oh Did I go- oh! I went in- I- Oh go in the sewer and you're good. Ooh I get it. Well they were kind enough to give me a tutorial Which is- which is far better than I guess Bennett Foddy talking to ya in your ear the whole time. Oh this is delightful! Oh no, this is not gonna be delightful. (nervously laughs) Oh no I have to wonder why this fish decided to go on this- wonderful adventure? Oooh boy. Haah (laughing) Oh no I'm stuck in the cr- oh no, the crevasse was good for me. Ahahah.. Alright.. HUUUH! nO! Nnno! NO! WHERE? WHY???? NOOO! NOOOOoooo... Where am I?! Where am I??? Ooh- oh... (Mark laugh/crying) I'm 30 seconds- (puberty) 45 seconds in and I've already broken the game. I'm sorry. Hee hoo (Mark laughing) Hee hOO Ha ha ha hee.. HOO HOOHOo. Alright, this time I'ma t- (inhale) fUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK me. (miserable laughing) What happens if I just keep going? Can I get out of here? OH look I'm out, I'm free- Oh no Oh this is no- oooh nohohohoho... (Mark bursts into laughter) I just started! I just started, I'm sorry, I just started! I didn't mean to break it! It's not my fault. Eh, it's probably my fault. Then again this was made in a game jam, so it's not gonna be like a hundred percent polished. But I'm gonna try to- try to succeed at this wherever success may lie- Oh (laughing) boy Ohhhh BOY Aha boy Oh boy Okay. OH boy Alright, I'm only assuming that I'm supposed to- go this way. Let me slide my scaly body LEAP!! Ooh too far, TOO F- oh no My boat! You flipped mah boat! I didn't even know I could do that! Yeah. Haiyah! Huyuu. No, no, no not into the void again.. AUGHHHH Ahaha Okay Alright. We got this. I can't go... TOO far- No, I can't go to short either! Oh frick. I don't have enough chairs to break. (laughs) This is only the first game in the series of games that I've had Ooh Y'know I- I hadn't heard of a rage game jam before but it only seems logical at this point considering that- Oh, shit dicks. Goddamn it! Considering that they're simplistic enough to make- That they're- I mean, game jams are home for big games and surgeon simulator one of the- one of the- one of the rage games of yore. How did I do this so easily before? I had this- oh I had this so perfectly, uh, good god I had this so perfectly done! I-I had it so perfect! I was going THROUGH the map- that's how good I was! Oh, come on!! Oh, you floppy fuck (pained laughter) Oh no.. Okay There we go! Alright, slide my scaly boooody All right not, too far! Hooop- God fucking damn it! Oh god, it was better when I was overconfident Oh, it's impossible to judge distances here. It's- ah- it- (chuckles) It's impossible. At least it's not momentum based! OoOoh (mumbles) might be momentum based- Okay NOOOOOOOOO I DIDN'T KNOW I HAD TO JUMP RIGHT AWAYY! Ohh, frick my dick. [Nah, I'm good.] Oooh nOO... C'mon fishy.... Come on fishy-wishy... Come on! Ohh, go! No, don't go! Don't go! Go! Oh don't go... Ho boy HO BOY Okay, we're fine. Oh, (screeches) NOOOO God, fuck meehehehehe (pained laughter again) I hate it Oh.... I hate it! I hate it! At least this is better than a lot of the- the "Getting Over It" clones out there Oh man, I mean, the mechanincs of this are new, so, kinda qualifies as its own I guess? Oh, God... NOO! Please... NOOO, goddamn it! NOOho! How did I do this so confidently before?! There please... There pl- noo NOO! Oh (pained laughter) god, no... NO! I di- I was fine! Ah fuck! Okay, this is the position... Get it distant- nope. Position, get it There we go. Get it. Oh, come- WHYYYY?!! FUckin' WHYY?! WHY, WHY, WHY!! WHy... Why? There we go, up on the barrel. Up on the rock-l You go here... You go a little over and up and there you go. Nice and easy. Nice- come on Hup! Come on! Come on!! Fuck.. God, I had this so nicely before, this is so nice. Good. Now, jump and then jump, but no jump, oh Okay. Let's nudge just a- (small voice) nudge just a bit more... EEYY! Yes! Yahahaha! (Mark, triumphantly, trying to laugh his way past this obviously hard part) Okay, I gotta get up on that barrel. OK, that's fine. nooooo... NonononoNONononono... Yes, yes, yes and leap! Yes! Okay, all right. We're doing good, we're doing good. We're doing good, I can't believe we're doing good Whoa..yes...aaahh. Okay, huh. All right so far so goo... I don't know if anything's-- (quietly) gonna get in my way. Am I supposed to go in that pipe? Or over? I'm gonna guess over. HUH! Nailed it. HUH! Nope, didn't nail that. HUH! Nailed it. All right I'm doing great! There's no way I'm gonna fail now. Look at me now, ma.. mom.. mommy brea-- me. Oh, oh. Oh boy, precision. Ha, good thing I'm so fucking precise. NOOO! NOOO! NAA! (Markiboo channeling through) I got this, huuh. Noohohohohohoho... AH! I had it so good, what happened to me? I just- I could go through it the first time and then I fuckle it all over the place. I can't help but fuckle it. Why can't--?! AHHHH! It's like leaning a corner on its edge. How I'm able to-- EUUUUGH! I was so perfect. I was so perfect and now suddenly- oh I'm garbage! I'm gar- well I'm IN a trash can! So I guess- being fucking garbage is fine! NOOO!! Oh you- (Mark sounds) (Mark sobbing in pain) EEEEE- NO! NO!! NO!! NAAAW!!! (pained chuckle) Goddamn it. (painfully) Haiyah... Come on- OH there we go okay. Made it (x3) you just gotta squiggle it! You gotta squiggle real good. Heh, and I'm good at squigglin'. I'm the best squiggler there ever was... Oh i don't trust this at... (loud sing song) AAAALL~ Good thing I don't trust anything at... (soft sing song) all~ (Mark sound) No, no (small laugh) you wanted to s- uuuuh What do I do here? Oh no Oh no, is that-? Is- is- is this even-?? Ooooh pmhpmhpmhpmh (proceeds to cry) (tearfully) I'm gonna fall! I'm gonna fall! I'm gonna- NOOO!!! (Mark cries in agony) Okay it's fine. Oh boy. Back in the trash heap where I belong. God... Help me.. Please... (painfully) nooooo NO COME ON!! Oh fucking... (whines) My hops are so weak! Don't, don't... please- NOOO!! COME ON!! I spent so long! Nudge Nudge Nudge Nudge Nudge Nudge There. (mumbles) and... Boink- Yes. Okay just gotta nudge it, that's all it ever was That's all my problem ever-? This is all my problem ever was skip to my lou skip, to my lou skip, to my lou skip liske bow Ok, skippity boom Bah skip better be boh! Buh! Bah! Boom, ok but beep bop boop beep ( apparently mark is a robot) all right it's the slightest of nudges here I go that's gonna be the jump to end all jumps eh? tip tippy toppy tip NONONONONOOOO!*Mark cries inside* COME ON COME ON! Why you do Me like that?! why would you do? I don't slippies slide off of here oh god OH GOD! *Mark Groans* Oh I hate it *Mark Cries* Get on the fucking barrel no, not in the crevasse *Mark Regrets playing the game* This is Fucking Bullshit No, I why did I try it again i've done that a million times it dosent work! *Mark Sobs and laughs* I've lost it all again Oh How quickly the brave have fallen no, no, okay No, come on fucking i'll take the boat with me fuck you! No.... did that no sound exactly like the no from getting over it just oh no.. that's all i have left in me i wish this fish could talk NO fucking come on! *Mark Laughs in agony* I'm not, even like dialing it in oh fuck come on NO Come on! I was- That had to be a big jump! Come on why did I have to fall I didn't even get the opportunity to do what I wanted to do it slipped me off! why did it slip me off *Mark groans hating every second of the game* There we go oh, no no you can bounce you floppy fuck oh? No, no! GOD FUCK How did I launch that far?! Just, go just go just go Just GO JUST GOOOOAHHH NOOO!, come on Not done loved-up, i'm not done oh Oh come on! Ah! come on jesus just oh my god it's just the fucking barrel oh My god don't go in the mountain i saw you trying to creep inside that mountain you don't belong there you belong out here in hell with me fuck you okay what the fuck was that! Come on there we go, please stay oh please please clap Please i'm back in it to win it baby i'm back in i'm back in it to win it BA-BY Im why did that happen I'm back in it to win it baby baby huh, alright we've made it to our quote unquote "safe zone" even though nothing is safe in this world no one was safe and nothing is safe from nobody haha made it back up there asshole you thought that you could- NOOOO *sigh* It's times like this I ask why I do this To myself nope alright well go right back down you know if anything I just don't like progress That's just me as a person just got a scooch a looch it can't be in a hurry or else i'll get worry i'm crying because both that wasn't a clever thing to say it god why am I rhyming okay back here just give me a Chance to make the jump please that's all I ask just give me a chance to make the jump That's fine Okay just give me a chance give me a goddamn chance that's all I ask? *softer* just gimmie a god damn chance Okay here we go for this corner boink yes yes yes, no yes YASS okay we're fine oh my god oh my god oh my god Where do I go do I go that way I just spit on my monitor which way do I go Why do I have a funny feeling I need to be down there but I don't want to flop down there or else it could end very- I'm just gonna go for it- AH TOO FAR NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo *extreme pain* I hate you floppy fuck you floppy fuck-you floppy fuck come on I'm clicking I'm clicking I'm clicking why you no jumping??! I spit on my monitor again there we go, NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *Mark Screams In pain* FUCKING every fucking time you floppy bouncy fuck I Want to die I wanna die I'm wanna die I wanna to die I want to die I want To die stab me in the neck I want to die I want to die! (Nooo Mark you dont wanna die you are just saying that) Put me in a coffin bury me underground I want to die I want to be dead Everything i'm oh my god I want to die NOOOOOO I want to die I wanna die *noise of pain and inner suffering* This is the point of the game where i got to turn my mic game down so i don't blow out everyone's fucking Eardrums if the green ripper if the grim ripper could come and rip my goddamn soul out from under my body *laughs but in pain* I made it but im crying comes something but i'm crying *sounds of crying* thats not good, thats not a healthy sign *laugh* The big bounce you think of bouncing out of bounds there were ya? you bouncy fuck or back here down oh? Yeah, now i know we're back here now because every single time i land it happens to be on a knife's edge, oh? You bouncy piece of shit...yet yep see look i'm standing up now wUhuHUHUHU No, no, no you fucking don't No you fucking don't Alright I made it I made it no are you guys gonna make it back Why do we have to make it back we don't have to actually play this game *mocking self* Whats that? I dont have to play this game?? OH! I didn't know that! HUHUHUHUH, *complete concentration* Bing bong. okay, no, nOOOOOO!!!!! NO NO NOOOO!!! my bing-bong did me wrong NOOOOOO!!!!!! *silence.... is he okay?* *I have no clue, I think he died inside* *silent crying* i'm not happy I'm not- NOOOO COME ON! *Laughs into saying Fuck* How???? *laughing/crying* Ok, back on track in it to win it, i'm so ready like spongebob *phone ding* Who the fuck? and go not, too far yes just like that that is the good stuff Okay just a little more.... okay i'm not gonna go crazy now, i'm just gonna go perfectly sane not Incredibly yes just like that baby just like that okay i'm in that but that's okay you know what i'm fine with that boink, yes! Nailed that! i am good okay i'm good i'm good that's a hell of a jump? that,,,, okay I think i need to be up there because, no, even that would Nope, that, don't be on your knifes oooookay. Oh boy okay Ah nooo- ahahahaHAHA HO HO HO OH HO HO HO okay Fuck that's, that's quite a leap I don't know if I can make that maybe I need to be up here too no, okay that's okay I don't like it at all No, I knew it I knew it I knew it no, no!! FUCK YOU!! *crying* Come on!!! you can't even recover! *sighs* *P A I N* No, why do I keep trying that? why do I think that'll work? what part of my brain just forgets? Oh my god Oh my god.. Oh my *laughing* God GOD STOP!! JUST STOoOoP!!! OH MY GOD!!! *painful sigh* Ok, I made it. YAY *gibberish* *insert crying markiplier meme* *Screams of horror* Uh! Fuckin- why can't I do this simple- OH MY GOOOOOD! JUST GET ON THE FUCKING BARREL no fucking what the fuck? are you instant jump THEN? Oh my GO-hahaD Oh my Go-hahad No, no, no, no no god i was fine! i was fine! i was fine! Oh, i was fine i was fine Everything was fine for okay alright oh my god no oh jesus pleeese Oh, I can't do it ohhAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH i'm just getting flustered that's all i am that's all this is god stop sitting on your edge Okay, i'm back in it to win it a-fucking-gain don't fuck me it's all i aaaAASSSK it's all i asked literally i'm not asking for much of anything i'm just asking you to give me a ch- *Gasp* Didn't trust it i didn't trust it i didn't trust it and for good reason okay, no god fucking damnit fuck (Why hasn't he stopped he is gonna go crazy and this is the first game!) yeah, yeah thousand seconds crossed a thousand guys we did it didn't think we'd get here but man Thank you to those who believed in me and my failures Oh, no you don't.. Oh, no you don't.. Oh, no you don't.. Oh, no you don't.. Oh, no you don't.. oh no you don't okay all right alright alright boop no All right we're back here okay so i think i'm not a hundred percent sure but i think the secret is right Here yes oh i don't know her i went but i went away Okay but that's okay everything's fine ha How much farther must I be from the end I don't imagine that this game would be as long as oh as as the Bennett Foddy THE Bennett Foddy hup Okay where am I going over there i'd like to think so boink Ha ha ha ha where is this where am I *Surprised oh* wha-oh-ha-wha-what?-what?-huh-ya-YEAH YEAH YEAH I DID IT! I WAS SO CLOSE *crying while speaking* Buh Buh Fuck you *sobs* UHHHHHH *laughing while crying* *painfull thumbs up* ((poor mark BUT HE'S A GOOD BOY)) *weekly* I did it *crying* I did it I did it I'm so proud of myself *more crying* Ok *another painfull thumbs up* All right that took way too longIi took way too much time at that I spent like an hour of my life on that I feel good I feel good for what I accomplished but I feel really bad okay all right next up in the cavalcade of dicka tree is NEURAL BOTS This actually won first place in the game jam why didn't I do it first I don't know because I didn't want to rage too hard and yet here we are let's play oh cry-baby normal are you crazy speed run mode i don't know what game is on line so others can see your name I don't know can i just do normal first? *voice in game* Oh, well I didn't expect anything more from you anyway What??? *laugh* Left click to- OH ((just read the screen)) oh no OH OH oh ho ho No, oh, no oh no, this is how I control it oh this is the worst thing what is that that looks dangerous I don't like it OH OK well that doesn't help me at all *mocking* BoT tWo *painful laugh* oh god Oh, no all right I think I can control this ohhhh shit well, fuck me then i'm trying man look look I can only do so much with these control okay why did that hit me? why did I die there? I know why I died cuz that's just a pure lay's or ain't it gimme the checkmark give it to me okay all right then ahh I didn't know that was sweeps oh FUCK come on OOOH ok oh AHH AHH I was so close Oh no All right here we go Okay well that's fine I got the checkpoint and that's fine who could do this on one go through I can't even go two inches they they ran out of text for for the amount of bots that i've destroyed oh boy That's you know you could also just say christmas is gonna happen before i'm done but you know well let's go with the j bebs thing I Did it I did it you suck i'm getting better at this ha unlike those other games oh? oh, well shit alright well shit oh no that's my ass that's my ass exploded okay alright I miss your narration man come on dude I know me Dude I don't know man I don't know man what do you want from me go sit on the toilet Eat, some food whatever you're talking about you were just saying nonsensical dribble anyway so what does it matter oh that was it oh I did it fuck you I got it yeah All right let me just see what hardcore is like speedrun mode no check no No, I forgot overall that's too fast that's not fair are you out of your go shit fuck no it's like playing with inverted controls while also taking shrooms I'm not doing it not after what i've been doing i'm not doing it no you know if you guys want to play that you can i'm not in an emotionally ready mood to go through that bullshit I didn't think I was gonna go through all the Bullshit before but i'm not ready alright I got another game for you so this one is called quit just as simple as that just called- get it okay this one's called quit as you might have noticed This game is going to be a waste of your time great if you're smart you'll quit the game right now well i'm not very smart as we have all determined what Oh, I lose if I stray off the bat dumb enough to not do what you wanted to do without good reason coming over you Know then again I didn't really understand that questioned it seemed like a loop-de-loop Of a question and and my brain wasn't prepared for it so you know no, no it's just amazing oh no is he gonna is it just it's just it's just amazed The way out at the end of the beginning or the beginning of the end what stop talking in circles stop your philosophical circle-jerk I don't want it I don't want any of it I just want I just want you to Inflict your pain upon me then i'll leave like that's the exchange that we have dear in control or are you winning is your life real or just pretend again it's you soccer tease here? Can you shove a cock in it? I dont want, to be a part of that I just want Doesn't even matter how hard you try keep that in mind I designed this rhyme To explain in due time that you trying way too hard Shut the- Fuck up *Gigglyplier* It's not, worth it i know it's not, worth it this is the same this the same Is the same exact maze The same exact maze it's the same No, okay why do I slide down words that come on I hate it okay all right okay? okay No, okay no, okay no, how about how about we don't do this how about we don't okay oh time lord valuable thing watch it fly by as the pendulum swings if they reverse the controls up is now down down is now up well i could still beat this you bullshit i've got enough training And the inverted controls to be able to control your bullshit okay it's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine and I mean i want to quit the game who you who you better believe me i want to quit the game we were off To a bad start of this relationship before we even left the door there To the end of the day the clock ticks life away oh, no the controls are reversed and it's spinning, oh okay it's fine cuz I owe and it's spinning and it's drifting ah this is horrible okay ignore everything iIsaid about this being fine this is actually horrible something else I want - trust me I want to believe you butter your bull press escape to ski i'm not gonna shut up we've made my suffering alone this is my special time and you're invading You don't understand if you think this is easy if you're Like dom enough to not do what you wanted to do without good reason coming over you're just gonna repeat what you've said before because if you are I will throw my Computer out of my window oh my god and dumb enough to not do what you wanted to do without good reason coming over it's gonna leave that same phrases yes, yes that beef that would equip meat is made up so put away your makeup I told you once I won't tell you again it's a bad way Huh! understand that Lyrics you're just saying song lyrics but I don't get it the controls are normalized now thank goodness but it's still spinny drifty Still doing this no that's no that's right way maybe I don't even know anymore life is valuable do you know my life I Don't think we're talking about the same thing here oh, how could i forget the way out i've been doing it ecstasy crossy and then up here you know It's not gonna work that's how this works that's how this easy nice and calm and when I do i'm taking your time right behind you back You're talking to yourself at night and the message coming to your eyes says "leave it alone" perhaps you should maybe I should the controls are The reverse sin I didn't even what what kind of controls are these? what are the- what are- *Gibberish* wait what doing it he just he's just crapping out on me I guess we're done I guess were done *Gigglypilier* alright there you have it that's the end Thank you everybody so much for watching if for some godforsaken Reason you want to play these games for yourself i'll provide them in the description check it out there Thank you everybody so much for watching. Let me know what you (laughs) thought down the comments below and as always! I will see you In the next video. Bu-bye!! Make sure you subscribe to mark He is the best hit those notifications and leave a like for him!
