How to fake your death for views

this is the end we're quitting huge and then finally is kidney disease now for literally four years and it's finally got the best of me and even when I'm sleeping another thing in your throat that fills up with fluid the blocks my airway and I can't breathe and I feel like I'm drowning in my sleep well seconds later toxic own extreme is it is extra games here guys and today we are back in Australia why are we still here just suffer we're gonna give away two iphone axes and the second thing is we want you to know Jesus Christ loves you too if you guys don't remember the channel extreme games a couple months ago they were saying they're ill one of them had a very serious kidney disease and the other had vertigo that that was pretty much it and then finally kidney disease now for literally four years and it's finally cut the best and you know at the same time that he was doing with all that I was actually on through problems and diseases of my own you guys have been commenting on he's got acne and all that sort of stuff that's actually one of the side effects of my problems it's like just absolute I'm very go now many thoughts and prayers were sent out to these two handsome boys and it was not all influence because they did a giveaway at the end of the video we're gonna hold a huge giveaway right now we're gonna give away two iPhone X's two of them but literally any give weight to them that's how much we love you guys different context you go to doctor after doctor hospital after hospital and they all keep telling you there's nothing wrong with you that's what's happened to seek treatment they went to the mystical land of America where they saw a doctor but the doctor wasn't even a doctor he was a chiropractor now usually when you go to a doctor they prescribe you medicine gives you advice refer you to a specialist a chiropractor proceeds to break every single bone in your body this area new is going backwards so I'm going to support your hip here just a little bit on bagel so this here I'm doing a slight but don't worry guys after they saw this chiropractor they came back and they've fully recovered as you can see by this video they uploaded on to their channel what happened with a ha ha the best thumbnail I've seen in human history how's it goin extremist games here guys today we are back in Australia finally it's been three whole months of doctors and doctors and we're gonna tell you guys exactly what has gone down one thing I love about these two boys about from how happy and optimistic they are could just kiss them on the cheeks is that they have the religious symbolism yes crucifixes everywhere guys we are back in Australia finally it's been three whole months of doctors and doctors and we're gonna tell you guys exactly what has gone down well you know what's going down for the past two months you lied you then got called out and then you proceeded to double down on your point the only difference is now you look better you're more happy and there's a bunch of crucifixes in the room guys before we get into this we just want to address the haters that have been coming at us from all angles we want you guys to know the truth and that is that we're not lying and we are actually sick and that's what we're going to explain to you in this video we just want to tell you guys that the loyal extreme is out there we love all you guys okay two things have a problem with firstly anyone with genuine criticism is labeled as a hair secondly what what did you refer to your subscribers us we just want to tell you guys that the more likes the loyal extremists that is actually the worst term I've heard for a subscriber I mean a member of the bro army is probably like bad but that oh god now to combat extreme games we obviously need our own term that you know mean you can have I'm thinking parasitical there's no parasitical and we know Paris indignation subscribe to become pyrocynical alternatively you could subscribe to become a chef man don't watch their videos they hate videos cuz it's not even worth it we are telling the truth guys we hope you guys but whether you do order it doesn't change anything because we are still telling the truth yeah forget all those liars and those people with genuine creases and listen to us the humble men that speak nothing but the truth while the camera slowly pans into my face with a black and white filter and sad music also they've got this really great dichotomy between the two of them whenever one of them is speaking the other just kind of sits there looks around really sad it's a great duo they've really just planned it out how to manipulate nine-year-olds unfortunately I am NOT a nine year old so I can see through this there's so many of you loyal fans out there have been messaging us on Instagram photo is that funny 9gag trolling music so many of you loyal fans out there be if I had a serious illness like just absolute Perico that would be the music I use it happened I was sick one day I had heard a murmur in my legs we didn't know what it was at the time and my dad said let's go to the GP went to the gym hey he told us to go to the hospital immediately now one thing you'll notice throughout this video extreme games not talented editors they're not using Sony Vegas or Adobe Premiere they're probably using the trial version of Camtasia no it's got so much digging out this far there thank you so much yeah they have these jokes that they attempt to put in to give you a ha ha but they linger around too long and there's just no punch line because it's me extreme program of fan to tell the show to do a funny so firstly you get you get a funny image you get a laugh track and then and then you slowly pan into the image so yeah let me let me just show this example so what I then did was went to a natural healing doctor that at the same time couldn't kill me either he tried he couldn't I still have my sickness yeah guys I went to a natural healer you know them natural healers now a chiropractor on the other hand he made my skeleton better then I went to a Chinese doctor they gave me medicine very then I went to dr. Bartman now dr. Bergman the man the myth the legend he's probably a direct descendant of that guy that sold you snake oil in the first Red Dead Redemption dr. Bergman is an absolute legend this guy's actually incredible he did heal me fully No now guys dr. Bergman did not kill me but one thing I have is an iPhone 6 all right stop it okay did he heal me fully no yeah hey guys it's me parasitical I've been feeling quite ill recently a lot of pain in my bones recently dr. Bergman the most trusted youtuber doctor has gave me this tonic to drink saying that it would cure all my ailments so let's give it a try guys oh yes I feel my bones healing already and basically as clean as a hospital now is the medical doctors said I have four weeks left to live tommy was crying because he was upset in that video a lot of you guys say by the way just as reference I did not edit that in for a meme it just looks like I edited in for a me crazy crazy thing saying that how many of your sign apps is a defunct to the point where you would think that would be good that would entice the viewer and make them invested the pain in my bones has gone away but the pain in my heart will never go away so I'm gonna slowly pan in onto my face or overlaying sad footage so you could feel sorry for me I'm just gonna I'm gonna pan in did it now a lot of people out there were calling me specifically a liar and I really I do not like people that lie it's one of my idiot this man is a pathological liar so I pretty much went to doctor after doctor I went to surgeon I went to a neurosurgeon and he did an MRI scan on me and he said that there was absolutely nothing wrong with me you telling me that it's all in my head now this is a guy that I thought was very odd in this world that's exactly what we needed outdated meme please also choose from this mighty selection of the troll face man and the why you know man so it's kind of like imagine you had eye cancer you had cancer behind your eyes so you couldn't actually see it but it's there and then you go into the doctors and they do scans on you and they tell you it's not there and you can feel the physical pain every single day and you're getting told it's not there that's kind of like what I have gone through he obviously has no idea why he's talking about he just throws the c-word out there because you know it's it's attention-grabbing but you actually just come off as a really insensitive [ __ ] that knows nothing about what he's talking about guys had a cuff it's literally like herpes my speech audiometry was consistent with the audiogram so that's when you listen to audio and you say what the words are saying and they make it really low and really Ladin both ears and stuff so I knew exactly what was going down what do you think that was like for him isn't they just played his own videos and here to like mimic them I need your help I need a new armor chest of armor and I need a new weapon I couldn't take down the soda man he actually did a gut test on my gut and as you guys can see here my scans were off the chart my god was in such a terrible state now I do actually have two Red Dead Redemption gift cards as you can see I'm showing you the cards right now on screen so you can take the codes down as you guys can see here you need an oculus VR headset to see my papers and we saw a kid come in and completely autistic their arm is spazzing their legs spazzy and three months later they can actually function relatively normal it's crazy when we actually saw this happen so now you can tell that the brother on the left he's a bit more stupid saying how this man can basically treat autism you actually had an autistic guy in the comments shutting them down and telling them how dumb they are now to give him credit he never actually said they cured autism because he does have one synapse working in there and it's probably just replaying reruns of who shot mr. burns the person that has been there all this time yeah we should had our faith in s not doctors yes shot specialists everyone of this world there wasn't that we have put our faith into yeah she's name is Jesus Christ I am so happy that Todd Howard was able to come down from the heavens and give you a copy of fallout 76 Jesus took my pain away I'm dead serious right now I tell you guys the truth he took my pain away who's laughing there no obviously following religion there's nothing wrong with that but they're doing that whole thing where it's like oh yeah the chiropractor didn't cure the mystical healers it was God and you're not allowed to question that no no all questions please stop you guys out there right now or a designer or something like that or you just love art what you can do is make us a design send it to our business email and what we might do is turn that into much so we might have some awesome band merge from you by now they obviously want a designer there's some new t-shirts they're gonna sell I submitted a couple of designs unfortunately I've had no response yet anyways guys that's an up day on extreme games hopefully they live a long and prosperous life if you enjoyed the video please subscribe it does mean a lot also like the video comment any thoughts and feelings and I didn't want to get your guy's opinion on something I think in a bit I'm gonna start reviewing some more games make it like a a monthly or like every couple months thing I was thinking of what I'd actually call my game reviews what kind of tagline like a series of tubes which is the recap that's a start if you have any suggestions for like a game review series name that's really snappy and quick and something I'd just put at the end that'd be great we want you to know Jesus Christ loves you too I'm gonna go drink more of my Alex [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music]

Channel: Pyrocynical

Views: 2,377,947

Rating: 4.9620614 out of 5

Keywords: xtremegamez, xtremegamez pranks, pyrocynical, these youtubers must be stopped, remember those, lying, proof, extremegamez fortnite

Id: luFY-wVHBNk

Length: 13min 10sec (790 seconds)

Published: Fri Nov 30 2018

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