When you watch Matilda as an adult

[Music] everyone is born five thousand dollars i'm not paying it what are they gonna do repossess the kids [Music] by the time she was two matilda had learned what most people learn in their early thirties how to take care of herself as time went by she developed a sense of style [Music] matilda was left alone that was how she liked it a book what do you want a book for to read to read why would you want to read when you got the television set sitting right in front of it there's nothing you can get from a book that you can't get from a television faster in that room right over there would you like me to pick you out one with lots of pictures in it no thank you i'm sure i can manage so matilda's strong young mind continued to grow nurtured by the voices of all those authors who had sent their books out into the world like ships onto the sea [Music] are you only four years old six and a half you're four six and a half if you were six and a half you be in school already i want to be in school i told you i was supposed to start school in september you wouldn't listen i'm great i'm incredible i sold it for 2269 265 check it if you don't believe me and thereby introduced a revolutionary idea that children could punish their parents my heart strings 917 suspect exits domicile i've got 918. 917 is correct daddy you're a crook what listen you little wise acre i'm smart you're dumb i'm big you're little i'm right you're wrong and there's nothing you can do about it oh yeah i like that joint [Music] hi dad are you in this family it's not trash daddy it's lovely it's called moby dick by herman melville moby what this is spilt trash my school is a model of discipline use the rod beat the child that's my motto terrific motto [Music] after all any school is better than no school at all you squirts better skedaddle was julius okay was being thrown out the window of course he wasn't okay ah fresh meat what are those you'll chop those off before school tomorrow or i will come around but did you [Music] but her life was not as simple and beautiful as it seemed miss honey had a deep dark secret though it caused her great pain she did not let it interfere 1927. i beg your pardon i think that's the answer thirteen times three hundred and seventy nine four nine two seven [Music] it is wow she can multiply large sums in her head so can a calculator well what else was she supposed to do the baby wasn't his no way they got to be implants it would change your life too if you wax yours i'm positive we don't give money we don't like charities we don't buy raffle tickets material i didn't see until my second year of you chose books i chose looks bruce bugtrotter do you deny it [Music] confess cookie [Music] she taught us with a poem a poem how sweet what poem would that be why are all these women married i like a joke as well as an ex fat person [Music] it's a snake this is i am god how did her father die the police decided he'd killed himself why would he do such a thing no one knows lovely rhubarb farmer for just 50 a month no yes [Music] [Music] called me bumblebee come on fight like a man some rats are gonna die today wait until she leaves again then we'll go get your dog what just kidding so he came home with two 000 cash and he threw it up in the air and we both just swam in it starved hi harry who are you what is this a hot tub party get the hell out of here i slave all day i come home you're entertaining a couple of surfer dude bodybuilders so you better not touch that you two men are gonna be in a lot of trouble very soon it's the female minor according to a constitutional law book i read in the library if you don't have one you could lose your job or even go to federal prison it's your father who's going to federal prison and you know where you'll end up in a federal orphanage if you cooperate we'll make sure it's a nice orphanage the kind with food and teeny weeny cockroaches what do you say there's another crime in the making your car is about to run a stop sign [Music] where are you going [Music] okay [Music] [Music] no more miss nice girl [Music] look i don't have time for all these legalities one second dad i have the adoption papers what hey where'd you get those book in the library i've had them since i was big enough to xerox matilda and i never understood you not one little fit you

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Id: WZ5G61Pz50w

Length: 9min 53sec (593 seconds)

Published: Sun Feb 28 2021