How I Created An Overpowered Dwarf Kingdom In Crusader Kings 3

hold on got a cool new meme here when when uh when somebody asked me where the new video is it's quite sad really so uh yeah been away for a week if you're wondering what i've been doing it's uh it's playing a lot of ck free uh don't ask me why i haven't recorded any of it a lot of people did ask me uh how exactly i'm finding the game and put it bluntly here's my steam review can't put it any better way than that really but uh yeah after my last video that went down an absolute treat and a half i put in the idea into some people's heads that i do the same thing again but with uh relatively compact people as they like to be called so i've been playing a lot of gay uh this is the earliest start date in uh in iceland uh he actually stands with two different countries but i just annexed the other one by invading them and i had the great idea if i'm going to do this dwarven kingdom why not do it on an island that has to have an app to tell you if you're related to someone uh so i i've i've already played a little bit about 10 years of the game also and i haven't done much in fact i stopped pretty early just because i wanted to film this video obviously and today we're going to do something which we've already discussed which is making a dwarven kingdom so uh whilst we are waiting for both more dwarves to appear in the world and actually become available for me to steal and practice a program of eugenics for the next 400 years there is some other stuff we can be doing now if you've played in the actual start date the earliest one which has all the viking raids go on you will already have noticed in ck3 that the world tends to end up looking pretty damn disgusting so i think we're probably going to hop on the old viking raiding situation uh mostly because these tribes seem to go absolutely crazy every single time and just take little blobs of land at just about everywhere it gets pretty damn disgusting but uh the best thing about being iceland is that we are only two provinces so we don't really have to worry about any vassals or stuff like that we can just sit on our little island and uh inbreed but that's not the only thing we'll be doing as many of you will know um there is a actual um well very fun mechanic in ck3 where you can actually go ahead and form your own religion which is a very good thing to do very fun thing to do and i'm sure as all your favorite youtubers already done [Music] you can do some wacky stuff with it so uh the to-do list still a dwarf uh form a religion around dwarfism is that offensive hit the like if that's offensive all right first things first though not a lot we're going to be doing now we are of course a viking so we can go ahead and start raiding for gold which we might as well start doing because we don't have a lot of wheat we want to build up iceland as best of our ability and maybe also kind of take some more land over here and hopefully ireland or even the uk to try and get some extra range for um dwarf stealing uh now at the moment we have our king jarl of iceland and he is betrothed to a 13 year old that's it that's all i wanted to say but we also have a pretty good air he doesn't have the best stats that we want i kind of wanted someone with a bit higher marshall so we could get some better levees but uh he does have 13 intrigue which is actually gonna help us out a whole bunch uh so if you're new to ck3 you don't or haven't tried the raiding mechanic yet simply all you have to do is uh land on a province you want to raid while your armies are actually raised as raiders and they will loot the province and then as you can see we have the amount of loot we can carry which uh probably gonna be able to carry less when we are all tiny people but uh for now 45 gold that's enough because we're only gonna raid around us so we can get back get the gold so uh we've just been sitting here five speeding for a while now um i'm on my new character now as you can tell because he's already lost an eyeball but he did just claim the trait reaver which actually helps us with raiding quite a bit so we're gonna go ahead and start raiding again oh my god yeah he is he is an absolute beast he's got both military engineer and reaver so we're gonna we're gonna go have some fun down here in ireland although it's uh it's already getting pretty complicated over here because that's definitely not ireland is it and though we actually got a pretty sizable levy force now so we are absolutely decimating everyone we raid over here as no one can really uh stop us there you go successful plundering of ireland and uh also just popped out child don't really care and that's an extra 100 gold pieces in my pocket oh i knew coming down to the mediterranean would be good look at that i'm i'm capturing slaves in palermo nice god yeah even like the small independent guys down here they're probably worth like 30 dole pieces don't mind if i do everybody look like free raids i'm actually almost full already just another 90 gold pieces there and i did realize if we ever get the chance we need to sac constantinople because it's worth 117 gold so uh yeah let's get a bigger levy for shall we and would you lucky who just became available it's a little door fella with a very interesting political spectrum but i also i also got a prisoner down there that's an extra 50 gold pieces we are having the time of our lives raided uh unfortunately though we are already 65 years old on this guy he was already quite old when we switched over to him but our newer is 35 and oh god okay that's not the best right with a funny number years old that's right 69 and we're putting together a squad to go hit him run god's standard i'm really hoping he actually manages to make it over to the mediterranean and back before he dies but let's give it a go yeah this is gonna be your viking funeral all right oh actually i can't ray can't stand an opal uh i i just have to raid everything around it then again i'm not too sure why uh oh maybe it's because it's a barony i think that might be why i don't actually know but it doesn't matter anyway just from looting these three four promises i got 73 gold so i'll head back to italy for my victory lap god damn i can't believe you're still alive you've spent a whole year at sea and you've brought me back 132 gold thanks very much if uh you can die now feel free don't know how you steal 70 i don't know how you're still alive oh my god i can't believe we're going from the the great pillager and raider you know 19 marshall with all of these soy traits good old uni russian and then we'll go into this guy the drunk man who can't stop bleeding oh my god really no i don't want this guy to die all right if you're uh if you're not gonna die i'm just gonna have to help you along the way my friend there you go they can't they can't even beat my army anymore it's just a huge viking raid party it's brilliant it's also led by a 73 year old one-eyed man but he's the best man in the world oh there you go after plundering the world dry i am finally dying and we're gonna be moving on to our next person where phase two of the plan is are you sick oh my god we've got the worst air in the world f in the chat all right this man this one-eyed bandit all right he shall be remembered pretty cool though is that our air our new character has actually got a lot of intrigue and has already gone down all the way to schema so i think we're gonna have a bit of a more intrigue guy than a man who sacks the byzantine emperor this guy is just gonna plot to kill his own children i got already trying to murder my half brother so i can get back uh the pharaoh islands i'm such a gracious human being yes i shall live up to my father's great legacy by murdering my two-year-old half brother uh and you can't do anything right he actually got caught so now we have kinslayer and murderer but it doesn't really matter too much because we only have one vassal who we are way more powerful and we could probably just kill him too really i can raise a rude stone to honor my brother the the brother that i murdered there we go though we got our first dwarf little wife no pun intended and uh she's actually pregnant now we need to make sure that we're actually gonna get a air that is gonna be a dwarf so we can't i'm not gonna take any concubines or any lovers so oh my god my family absolutely hates me because i killed my two-year-old brother ah all right the first one we got is a daughter and definitely not a dwarf so we're just going to name this one throw it in the trash oh my god he just bled to death ah god you're the worst you're literally the worst guy i've ever had so uh yeah now i'm playing as y'all throw it in the trash of iceland is is there any dwarf has bandos that i could that there is one he is 22 years old if i marry him should still be able to knock me up in like 16 years so just grab him for now hey uh i'm gonna raise a room stone for my uh my father who unfortunately got a paper cut and bled to death that i'm gonna probably throw that rude stone in the sea i just got a pet cat i'm gonna call it poke home one oh this uh fan fiction's really starting to heat up isn't it oh i was too busy uh getting my army wiped over here in ireland that i i didn't realize that my dog had just ate bo my dog ate my cat oh my god i got a new one just gonna call it pokemon here we go we're of age got ourselves our little dwarven husband and hopefully we can get some damn kids that's bad a hoes up here what is going on oh we already got a daughter and we know where that left us last time so we've got throw it in the trash two not only is she not a dwarf but she's already sick and i had nothing to do with me you know i ain't too sure how i just got pregnant when i'm raiding ragusa but uh don't worry husband who is apparently up here in russia there we go gone air and he is the best thing in the world now you may have noticed i have a lot of gold and that's simply for the fact we are doing a very interesting strategy here of getting a whole bunch of intrigue and we are going to start kidnapping people and making them turn to our religion now you see while everyone is moving to catholicism and denmark is moving to islam uh we really need to spread our great dwarven genes to everyone but with our current religion no one will actually marry us for the simple fact we're a different faith so we're gonna have to change that uh yeah using all that money or you got from burning down the great byzantine empire you may ask well i'm i'm trying to steal the six-year-old king of wales a noble cause there you go got him now what we're going to do is negotiate release demand his conversion and easy as that pope did just call for a crusade against england though and i'm not too sure what that means uh there you go from the shadows i will try my best to keep uh england the correct religion so we can keep marrying over there and uh hopefully the pope doesn't keep crusading for england actually i got an idea if the pope's gonna be busy invading england that means that nobody's gonna be guarding the pope there am i they just uh trading the pope yeah i'm definitely not in the good books with the catholics because i'm enslaving the pope what can i say the pope crusades england i rate the pope so i have more money to kidnap six year old uh so i noticed that the king of worlds was currently sterile and ill so i'm also gonna kidnap the primary heir which is fine we already have a 95 chance and i didn't have to pay anyone they just just she's barren as well what is wrong with whales gotta to get myself a wee cooking domain conversion and have fun in wales the land where no one can have children apparently yes i haven't done much expanding i've just taken this county off these guys over here which wasn't too difficult because when they're fairly busy with the pope right now and they're gonna try and take some land in norway because we can form the kingdom of norway but uh we don't really want to give up iceland too much oh and taking that one promise actually made me the culture head which is very good oh guys popped out two twins and neither of them are dwarves so we're just gonna name them cursed child one and two am i me just a quick stop to the bank of italy yeah also just uh kidnapped the french king right there don't mind if i do so the only problem with kidnapping people especially uh with my religion is that when we do convert them uh the bad thing is that kind of makes them explode when they die due to inheritance now i don't know why galicia is all over here for one but i'm not questioning it but also i'm not helping the whole border gore situation uh there you go uh they are now uh my religion and uh they're gonna have fun with it have fun scotland just uh don't die literally no idea what is going on why is galicia like everywhere and like sweden is everywhere too they're all down in spain everyone's just doing musical chairs over here oh you know i've just been a bit bored so i've gone around just abducted people you know just got the king of france in here you know the queen got a few kings so it looks like our leader's about to die high chief death throat in the trash who actually turned out to be very good with 28 intrigue in the end she lived to 76 as well so we got some good genes going on but that's about to change with our new air the first of the dwarf kings uh he's already it's already got the uh the total the foolish but he does have 27 marshall he is the dwarf warrior i'm also going to go ahead and try to form a kingdom now uh i am doing here by invading corsica so that's one duchy right there we just need one more i think there we go yeah we have two really good rulers in a row don't count the one that bled out from the paper cut but now i think we're gonna have the third ruler that's really gonna be good oh no oh god no okay whatever we're gonna roll that first act as dwarf king crazy dwarf king we're raising byzantium to the ground guys it's literally metal i'm already having to kill my uh my nephew just so i re-inherit corsica this bit of spain i took i was just gonna make my own kingdom but apparently i can just make the kingdom of sardinia which we'll do uh i think we're gonna have to rename it though there you go i don't want to call them dwarfs you know do they like that do you like being called we'll stick with small people oh i just realized when i raided constantinople uh i stole the air 500 gold or converting him oh my god i just got the plague look at my little plague face i'm dead oh no i never mind i survived for now no i'm definitely dying still as you look at how i look cool but i'm gonna die i uh she kidnapped the pope i don't know what i'm gonna do with him oh we're not in rome oh another dwarf down and now we've got king dwarf the king jerusalem of small people and uh we really need to focus on actually reforming the religion now because that's the one thing we have not done and it's gonna require oh my gosh it's going to require so much piety oh so the way i've looked at this is actually going to be cheaper for me to convert to catholicism than to wait for the extra thousand piety i need to reform our current religion which means we will no longer be able to do any raiding which uh before we do that you know just uh one last tour of the world yeah burn the place to the ground can't wait for the part in the history books where they have to keep running about the dwarf that kept raiding them for 200 years oh i know exactly why that has happened because i force convert the byzantine so they're falling apart oh no oh guess i'll raid a bit more of the land all right now before we go ahead and reform to catholicism and then reform out of catholicism we are gonna have to deal with uh our less than happy vassals there you go only one person won't convert and i'm i'm not that fussed about them and now we are catholic which means raiding is done and it's time to become a well an actual nation not just a island of dwarfs oh it's that's so stupid all right then we are going to reform catholicism into our own dwarf religion but we're going to still need a bit more piety we want a whole bunch so we can do some fun stuff here oh there you go 875 piety just for uh doing a pilgrimage and that should be enough so i haven't changed much from catholicism up here but down here a few things have changed divorce is always allowed uh marriage type polygamous um inbreeding allowed deviancy accepted same-sex you know everything like that we're not that interested in it's um just a few other stuff we've also got it so um if we get the right holy sites we can also become head of the faith so yeah we're just setting the names and stuff so name small people objective dwarves single followed dwarfion many followers uh almost a full-size human 420 blaze it perfect religion you want to sign up to my religion guys we were really cool the great dwarf schism ah i've actually it should have been dwarves with a ves not a dwarfs but uh you know i think that fits it even better really so i guess there you go we've created the great dwarf lineage uh we're um we're absolutely very small like every all of my children they're all small dwarf people uh my wife is a dwarf uh my vassals not all of them are dwarfs but i am marrying into them so uh this guy is married to a dwarf with there's a lot of dwarfs going on and also we've we've created the religion of dwarfism and uh all our holy sites are just [Music] that they're everywhere that we can't get to but yeah that was the kingdom of the dwarfs uh actually we should probably check um what we look like on the main screen first oh my god oh they're so small so yeah i just remember every time i was pillaging constantinople of rome it was these little [ __ ] really rare with theirs uh if you enjoyed this video no harm of course it was just i'm just having fun in the terms of ck3 i have nothing against dwarfs or small people okay if you enjoy the video leave a like and subscribe but down below and uh more ck free on the way because boy is this a game that keeps on giving [Music] you

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Published: Fri Sep 11 2020