Crusader Kings 3 I CHEAT, EXTORT, EXPLOIT MY WAY TO BRITANNIA! ck3 tips

let's go to the barber shop what can we get oh my gosh that looks about right yep there we go that looks like i'm doing this for the money and the street cred beautiful hey i am feedback gaming and this is crusader kings three are you hyped this video is sponsored by paradox interactive click the link below you will not be disappointed thank you paradox i love you and they have sponsored me to restore britain to its former glory remember that if we get 150 000 subscribers i will restore britain to its proper former glory you want to see that well then subscribe i wasn't joking new game let's show you the overview map here it is how beautiful is this and i will be playing as the last anglo-saxon king king harold ii god winston he seems to be having a problem he's at war the duke of normandy has a stake on our crown and so does the king of norway this is probably one of the hardest starts in the game go big or go home let's keep britain anglo-saxon king howard will not be the last anglo-saxon king let's repel the invaders from france and norway let's go so you're probably wondering what is crusader kings 3 in crusader kings 3 you play it's this fellow unlike koi4 and eu4 you don't play as the country you're playing as a character a member of a family your job as that family member is to carve a world-renowned dynasty repeat you're not playing as the country you're playing as a character this isn't a dedicated guide of how to play crusader kings 3 but if you want that 5 000 likes first of all we have an army here plus g to merge those babies up and give them a commander and those competent commander funnily enough is your brother who is the heir to your kingdom he has 27 commander ability he is the man for the job we're also going to go into military and raise all the armies these are all the levies owned by my vassals as well as owned directly by me to top that off as well we're also going to create some men in arms these were called retinues in crusader kings 2. these are like actual professional troops not just like these guys with pitchforks and spears we've actually got professional armies that we pay a lot of money for we'll go for some light infantry and we'll go for some bowmen and that's all we can afford right now raise those up too and g to merge those babies up here we are if you click the banners in the bottom right you can see who you're at war with two wars one with the king of norway and one with the duke of normandy what i'm going to do to cheese the war vs the duke of normandy is wait for him to land in the south coast of england and then immediately intercept him what that does is gives me an attack advantage because they've just recently disembarked from a ship let me easily mop up their armies now there are some other domestic stuff we can take care of at the top of the screen here all these issues so first of all we have this strange anglo-saxon voting method where we vote for the next king of england yeah we're not gonna do that because that system creates a lot of issues like with your capital city moving which is very frustrating you can also choose a lifestyle because our current king has a martial education if you click on him here and you can see here he is a skilled tactician which gives him a bonus to marshall which gives more levies more attack power and whatnot he also gives a bonus to how much experience he gains from his lifestyle so we are going to select marshall he's already a strategist which is really good you could also select a lifestyle focus on the left here which gives a bunch of flat bonuses this one is probably the best one for now so this gives extra prowess which means they do better in combat and it also makes our knights better as well nice are these boyos here the number next to them duke morkar is 23 prowess which means he has the power to fight as if he was 23 men so knights are pretty damn strong oh here we go boys are ready for this politics oh yay few of the domestic stuff i'm going to take care i'm going to go into my council i'm going to tell my queen to focus on chivalry for the extra march gives better stats for all my armies and whatnot and focus on collecting taxes foreign affairs religious relations and organizing the levies you came for some war right here's your war right let's go three speed move further south and then wait for the normans to arrive and here we go he is landing directly here and i'm going to intercept him so as you can see there is going to be a battle that will commence here in nine days it shows you the advantages and disadvantages of fighting this battle at this particular time in this particular place let's not mess around let's just intercept them immediately off we go the only advantage they have over my army is light cavalry which has an advantage versus archers as you can see right now the bar is moving right that means we are slowly gaining an advantage over them and he's down victory we have won and now we're pursuing them and chopping them apart as they retreat now what i'm going to do now is doing the classic ck2 thing where i'll actively chase them across the country and fight another battle against them and here is the battle summary we lost 700 troops they lost 2 300 that was definitely a big win for us there we go we've engaged them again in wales once again massive advantages for us winner winner chicken dinner engaging again more troops more quality more firepower remember we're anglo-saxon we're all about a heavy infantry right i think we do have the ability to hire classic anglo-saxon heavy infantry yeah we do skulls the ones with the big shields you know form like shield walls i hate the voting system of england they've got this weird anglo-saxon voting thing where they vote for the next king based on my dynasty and i don't want to mess about with that so click on the flag of england kingdom of england click on the flag here for the title itself it says remove the law so right now the law is male preference saxon elective law let's get rid of that elective law boom so now the next king will be based on order of birth and my next son that's in line is this fellow prince godwine haroldson this simplifies things and therefore it also eliminates the chance of losing our capital region here we need this capital region because we're going to build it up really big and high we're going to make the new rome in middlesex and look they've spelt london wrong london come on paradox lol looks like william's arrived with uh one of these allied armies where are they from brittany slightly more fair about all this one but once again annihilating them right we've rallied our armies here and we have a decent army stack but the scandinavian troops are way more numerous looking around seven thousand oh history is not repeating itself the norman conquest of england has failed enforced demands boom we have won now we have the bigger threat right now we need to hire a really good marshal so it suggests this guy because he's a powerful vassal he really wants to be on the council no we're gonna hire based on merits on skill so we're gonna go for you because you've got 18 marshall we can put trade point now into our martial lifestyle so we're going to go for this one stolwat leader extra prowess i think the solution to this is as they siege i'm going to siege back behind them so we go here then we split it off in half and then you go here and we siege back so in ck2 you had a bunch of sliders that gave you more or less control of certain elements of the government in your country and cq3 it's slightly simplified so right now we've got autonomous vassals and as you move further and further right you gain more and more control of your vassals which gives you more contribution to their levies as well as taxes and more control over them such as revoking their titles etc etc because for anglo-saxon our options are more limited this is until we get the research for that which is the royal prerogative which will work on that soon 354 years okay maybe not that soon crown authority 2. all right it looks like they're going to try and intercept us here so i need to be very very careful ideally i like to retreat to the mountains and just fight a really long battle there they move into interceptors here yes they are okay let's go to the hills oh they're intercepting someone else maybe it's one of my vassals it is it's the duchess of northumbria it's helpful because they've got 2 000 troops they'll arrive there we go so we've intercepted here but it's definitely a battle that we can make a dent in the scandinavian troops all right how did that go we lost 2 000 troops in toll which i think most of those are probably the levees of northumbria scandinavians lost 1 500. oh look at this they've run out of supply so now they are starving and they are taking a crap ton of attrition okay we've inherited a bunch of titles now so we're over our domain limit by two and that's really bad so what i'm gonna do is go into the areas we control see the names on the map that means we control them so we're gonna grant these off to our family members so here we go like isle of wight here we'll grant this going to toggles uh dynasty of godwins and give it to my very very young son and we also have where ham never heard of it wahoo and we'll give this to my brother there we go now we're six of six so we don't suffer any penalties some of the penalties in ck3 for being over the main limit are brutally painful you can ask the head of your faith for some gold oh please oh pope please give us 232 gold in exchange for how pious i am i have considered your plight and i decided to grant your requests may these funds help you spread the true faith in your lands if the pope only knew i was fine other christians lol praise sent matthew here comes the tax refund hey we have money now 166 which sadly we're gonna have to spend straight away on more troops uh buy some horses a contribution to the war chest as i look in fear at my almost empty coffers my herald announces that four of my vassals have arrived become bearing gold my liege a donation to defeat our enemies i welcome this generosity or gold you say gods seize all of it good opportunity to intercept here i'm going to take here i need to get an opportunity to get one back on them so let's do it intercepted with our vassal army two with an extra thousand troops it's going really well oh that's an actually straight-up win i should just keep pushing now all right we've almost got even numbers oh he's intercepting my vassal army so i'm gonna meet him in the middle that looks to me like it should swing the wall in the opposite direction i should be able to chase now and do a lot a lot of damage all right how did that go we lost 600 troops they lost 2 300 ouch no way more like no way and that army has evaporated i annihilated maybe the last battle i don't know don't hold your breath hey and there we go the king of norway has been captured oh my goodness you're in prison boy we've got seven characters in our prison mass ransom them give me money because i'm in bloody debt right now so fill my coffers with ransom money and there we go 100 war score enforce our demands disband all the armies culture map mode what is this guys an anglo saxon england soon to be britain now what i'm gonna do is build up my capital region so first thing we're gonna do is build a new castle beautiful and it just cost us all of our gold so the plan right now is to build up our castle reach by building more and more buildings in this case there's two holding slots that are empty so i'm just going to build two castles here and therefore i'll be able to get more of the levees as well as more money in that specific area so i want to concentrate all my money in one specific night tight area of our capital all right also what we're going to do is improve the development in our capital region right here development is a number between 1 and 100 and it determines how much money and its levees and how much supply is in this region and it gives bonuses for lots of other things as well right i think we've got enough traits now for our marshall so what i'm gonna do now is change my traits towards learning for a very brief period i'm gonna focus on scholarship focus we want to get scientific so we get our technology progress to go a little bit faster and also increase development in our county efficiency which will mean our development will grow in our capital faster so we click here which is our culture view which is like culture meets technology all at once because we are the head of our culture for the anglo-saxons we can select an innovation to get more progress it's called fascination but for instance his fascination right now is battlements what i want to do is get full grip and power over my realm so i want to focus on royal provocative and this allows to enact high crown authority and absolute crown authority laws which allows us to get more control of money and levies within our realm and control and consolidate our kingdom so in this case that is going to be our fascination if you hover over here you can see fascination plus 44 so again a 44 bonus to working on this innovation and now it will only take 35 years nice in our main holding in our capital we've got the option to build a new building we're going to go for this one farms and fields which gives a nice juicy bonus to tax it's only 150 gold i was curious what did it happen to king william the bastard he died he died from his wounds in 1077. oh damn f in the william now what happened to the king of norway norway he died during a siege in 1076. guys everyone who tried to dethrone me is dead long live king harold godwinson can we comment that below so the easiest thing we can do right now to get some free land is right now the kingdom of england consists of all of this but i believe cumberland is du jour part of the kingdom of england i believe so let me just double check declare war and yes we can seize this de gea basically means by law so by law we can push our claim declare war and we will cost us 50 prestige and they have a very small army so raise the levees and we are going to take cumberland not going to mess around just going to intercept the scottish army here in the hills and annihilate them the king of scotland versus the king of england who will win by lots of things it's already over okay first thing i'm going to do is occupy the land i want to take because this gives us a big chunk of the war score your glory is widely known i agree and another one and push deeper and deeper into scottish territory i think what we'll do is because we're so confident we can win this is we can split the army in half and siege multiple lands in one go okay we get a new lifestyle perk now and we are going to go for scientific cultural fascination plus 35 so if we love a little cheeky look before we click on that we'll see what impact that has so right now it will take an estimated 31 years so if i go for that trait scientific it will now take 24 years and taking back the council we won 100 war score taken the county of cumberland build farms and fields again when we've got enough gold there we go stack that income as high as it can go all right we've got one claim that we can push in wales so do you know what i'll take it so let's just push it and siege is down at lightning speed done enforced demands you have died a ripe old age of 71 years now we have the 44 year old king godwin who's not as well established much of our titles have been distributed to our brothers and sisters so these are the three tiles we inherited all right first thing i want to go for is learning i want to get that fascination one again because we need to unlock royal prerogative which is now going to take 34 years now i have a son and he will be called dave and unfortunately the queen died in childbirth f we need to get a new queen prestige then and just see how much we can get so if we marry this nine-year-old we get 500 prestige you know let's do it all right so we don't actually gain the prestige until she comes of age so she thinks 15 or 16 and then we'll get the big prestige hit we've got lots and lots of money right now so i think we should spend it build another holding into the castle yeah why not all right let's upgrade the city of london never heard of it uh to level two which gains us some more levees more garrison and more texts yes right scientific trait and then we're gonna go for planned cultivation and then we'll probably go for intrigue and get the ability to fabricate hooks which are like favors so we can use a favor to bring him into our court and then we can push his claim within our country and then we'll work on stewardship extort subjects let's do that extort subjects extort the courtiers uh makes the quarters upset oh we gave more money and lose some prestige yeah we go for the top one i'm getting 25 dread people are actually terrified of me i'm pretty scary though i've got one eye we have now a thousand renowned and now we have the ability to select a perk i think the long term gains here is to go for noble veins increases good inheritable traits by 30 and new good ones by 30 and then you just keep adding more and more as time goes on yeah we have to go for that right our son here is the heir to the throne so he needs to be educated by someone who's really good in this case we got this really good he is incredibly good he is might as touch so he's the five star highest tier profession so got the ability to sell off minor tiles i've never done this before this is an actual title just feels like a magical button that i press it gives me free money i really like that okay let's go on a pilgrimage let's become a pilgrim because we gain lots of piety we're gonna go to jerusalem the most expensive one oh my adam's innocence as my party prepares to break camp i notice a massive communion nearby a naked man has climbed on top of the large rock and is preaching to the assembled crowd he has the right idea i never felt so close to god change religion and become an adamite adamites claimed to recapture the adam and eve's original state of innocence by shedding their clothes so we gained piety to challenge him or we can lose prestige to gain some lifestyle experience we'll try and do that we couldn't out debate him on the marketplace of ideas but we tried and we have now become a pilgrim and gain crap ton of piety which gains more ticking piety as well good oh my god there's every opportunity to extort money from people i promise the gold will serve the realm or we could just say the paragon deserves the entire donation oh my god i'm such an king godwin will be known as the greedy all right here we go planned cultivation is complete all right we're done now so now i need to go for intrigue intimidation focus natural dread plus 30 damn this is unique we can construct a dutchy building i think the one we're gonna go for is the one that gives extra development growth and gives a lot of tax too the money option and get incredibly wealthy because that seems to be the theme of this game oh my god i love this so much extort vassals i love it so much oh tyrannical gained red money the truth is relative now we can fabricate hooks i'm pretty spooky guys the royal forest has been constructed tax and development growth and popular opinion too finally my wound is healed looking a lot more handsome now you know what let's go to the barber shop what can we get crusader oh so badass prison rags step armor oh my looks so badass i'm not getting that i'm doing it for the money vibe i don't know i'm not getting this oh my gosh that looks about right yep there we go that looks like i'm doing this for the money and the street cred beautiful oh no my son dave has got pneumonia don't die dave we need you to make more youtube videos lol dave has come of age and he is a level three scholar ah it's all right crusade christian pilgrims in the whole land suffer all manner of abuse and their roots are fraught with danger in order to protect the pilgrims and secure jerusalem for christ and the faithful his holiness the pope has accepted the possibility of an outright invasion by joint christian forces oh yeah you guys want to know what's going on around the world right we have lapland in provence uh we have the kingdom of corsica the holy roman empire has lost a lot of its northern holdings uh i don't know what's happened there loads of dutches have broken three i like the name of that nation great la mayo lol yay we've discovered the royal productive there we go and now we can go for high laws oh my god i am so rich from selling minor titles and from extorting my subject i have got super wealthy and i'm 99 dread so no one will mess with me so we can push a tile it's a duchy level tile yeah we can take all of the north of wales paused to it we lost loads of prestige with that because we broke an alliance but you know what i don't care hide in the mountains i don't think so begin the mass carpet sieging and then we take the north of wales nice we pushed that for our sun and our vassal good and my life has come to an end king godwin england has passed on 70 years of age he drank himself to death a charming man he became famous for his elaborate feasts and balls i think he was more famous for the fact that he extorted every single penny from all of his vassals and all of his people harold the defender godwin dick's daughter now we have dave what a great name oh king dave and he's 25 years of age that means we've got so much time to shape his legacy oh i've just realized insular christianity has like spread through all the north of england oh that's really annoying that causes a lot of problems and uh yeah we need to convince you to not do that to my liege my faith is too strong to be swayed by your earthly words i would rather attend my reward in heaven yeah the reason why that's happened is the duke of northumbria who is very very strong on dutch s uh is insular christianity therefore has flipped everyone underneath her so we're gonna have to get a hook on her to demand that she converts right the duchess is in prison so what we can do now is negotiate her release gain a weak hook now we've got a weak hook we could demand conversion we can only do that in three years from now hope the hook doesn't expire then and at long last the crusade for jerusalem the faithful prepared for war to those who fight against the vile infidels desecrating the holy ground of jerusalem the holy see promises a full absolution from all your sins and a guaranteed place in heaven my warriors will be ready to fight crusade for jerusalem the time has finally come to bring saint george's holy wrath against the vile infidels of jerusalem deus volt all right raise the armies and off we go to jerusalem go and this is who we're up against we have arrived immediately start sieging i think we should do that select the army split it it's only on his adventures we have the biggest contribution i don't know how that happens but every single time i've done a crusade i always get number one oh i'm number two now okay getting loads of score from sieges this again is 20 of the war chess 20 of 6 000 damn we desperately need the prestige right now because we practically got none all right now we're going to move on to learning go for scholarship focus and then start working towards scholar there you go the crusade is over saint george is with us oh i came second it looks like to get the one up on crusades you've got to be fighting battles not just sieging i want to use my hook to convert you to catholicism done there's way too much insular christianity in my nation anyway first of all let's just take this one your claims push them all right let's pass the absolute crown authority this makes our direct vassals practically hate us but it literally gives us full complete control of the country despot dave has arrived oh my everyone gets naked sometimes the hard part is ensuring that the troop of jugglers entered duchess chambers at just the right time and that there are enough servants around to spectate around the ensuing chaos i suspect the dirtiest will do anything to prevent me from stoking the flames of these following rumors there you go we've got a hook on here all right invite this guy to court and now we can declare on you and push petty kingdom in ireland and i've just spotted there's a faction that's trying to dethrone me and take away my kingdom tile okay we grant a vassal to one of the members of the faction and they really hate me because we revoked their title grant this guy a vessel grant this guy a vassal that's not enough still 90 percent positive relations now is he going to drop off i'll give him a sway give him a gift only nine extra relations i've had a mental breakdown because of stress i either become reclusive seems appropriate uh or become jewish [Laughter] okay we become reclusive all right boom conquered a chunk of ireland right ireland's chopped up wales is practically chopped up all that's left now is scotland there's definitely a problem with streakers okay we've got a hook on you so invite you to my court and press your claim head on in and beat these guys up first and now carpet siege there we go done whales has been conquered push for monster another petty kingdom in ireland go go go twins dave and dave that won't be confusing right more of ireland chopped up oh my goodness what happened to france leon so big and also what happened to the hre what's going on dave has come of age and he is might as touch and he's quick oh wow he would make a really good king all right let's push it let's go and conquer the entirety of ireland all right done there you go conquered ireland all of wales right we've got a scottish claimant to a dukedom and we're going to declare for that now there we go oh taking a massive chunk out of scotland here worth worth worth all right so the path i'm going down is hall of body and this gives big boost to health so ideally i want to last until at least i'm 70. oh my goodness i've just realized that's adrian's wall right there beautiful done it man that was so easy oh massive chunk taken out of scotland all right we've got a hook on her come to my court please and can i press her title all right another war against scotland this chops off the top of scotland slice it in half oh my god completely annihilated i'm in one battle i've captured the king slice in half this is where i go from a mere measly king to literally god emperor so here we go titles can be created the kingdom of ireland created the kingdom of wales created and then finally here kingdom of england empire of britannia tana you are now a mighty emperor oh my god look at that crown oh my goodness what a god let's do a bit of cleanup now boom done boom i took all the islands boom conquest conquest for invading my isles 150 odd years ago buy a claim let's not mess around boom straight in there this is not even fair anymore i'm just completely demolishing everyone i have become brutally op boom done god damn that was so easy one big battle oh look now i'm the duke of normandy requests buy a claim for the duchy of brittany yes right i really don't know how long about left now and i'm 77 so it probably isn't that long so what i'm gonna have to do now is make sure a good air inherits my realm so empire britannia and you are just terrible craven skill to throw you in prison boom justice and execute boom kin slayer next in line oh my god is my granddaughter uh yeah i married her off where is she now she lives in hungary okay uh murder the countess is killed we have a new air and uh let's just pause for a sec there we go new air he's amazing fickle deceitful gregarious might as touch quick and one-eyed e will make a fantastic emperor hey our realm has conquered right the final county within britannia push the du jour claim go this is gonna be incredibly anticlimactic didn't even have an army magnificent and there we go boys they're britannia to be proud of and here he is the man the myth the legend emperor dave it's almost like i planned it this way the king of scotland the king of wales the king of ireland the king of england the emperor of britannia britannia rules the waves so my normal videos would take an average about five or six hours usually this video on the other hand including the game time and all the practice comes to about 50 hours there was a lot to learn can we get a like and can we get a subscribe for that i would really really appreciate you are on death's doorstep all ready for my heir to take control emperor dave the first of britannia has found peace in christ's embrace at 82 years of age he was the head of the anglo-saxon culture was dreaded a living legend devoted servant of god and he fought in 21 wars look at the titles that i've lost i've lost the kingdom of ireland i've lost the kingdom of wales and the kingdom of scotland all gone to dave's now we have beautiful emperor dave ii daveson of britannia what a handsome chap currently guys ad revenue has tanked the lockdown has totally frozen youtube economy if you want to help me out the best thing you can do in these times is become a patreon the link is in the description below thank you boys and girls [Music] you

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Published: Tue Sep 01 2020