How I Created The Ultimate Chad In Crusader Kings 3

[Music] it is here it is finally here 10 out of 10 ign i got to bang my sister hello everybody and welcome to crusader kings 3 a game i have been extensively playing for the past month or so before it was released so obviously ck3 great game about you know creating kingdoms managing relationships is essentially like the sims the more medieval and the ability of your players are byzantines to cut people's balls up and while i'm sure most twerps in this game will immediately jump into building an empire or making someone with loads of stats i instead will be playing the old-fashioned game of breeding the perfect human that's right because today we're going to be creating the perfect chat and ck3 makes that a lot easier for us as um as you can see by my character that is so large he no longer fits on the screen for example a normal leader yeah my leader big chungus uh also for reference back there his wife skeletor is a giant that woman is a giant next to this thing so yes this is the game i was playing pre-release with a bunch of friends uh you might see more of this on bo cohen's channel and i was trying to create the perfect human being which i did do for a while he's an aspiring blade master a pilgrim a giant which explains the size also robust unfortunately down the line though um all right so we've started off in the kingdom of castile now i wanted to start off down here for the simple fact uh well for one you can immediately take over all of these kingdoms um just because you're all brothers with no heirs and second off we have no air which is very important because we need to start our creation well pretty early first things first we want to go ahead and look for a favorable trait which um isn't this one but maybe next video so we don't want to start off with uh herculean or anything like that first we want to go with giant we need to find ourselves a giant woman and there is none yet yet uh but we have found someone with the quick trait which is very good gives us a few smarts for our future inbred children so we're gonna go ahead and marry christina doesn't give us any press to eat but we're not gonna worry about that not marrying you for you for your prestige we're marrying you for your brains which is actually more of a compliment and next up we're going to want to go ahead and start murdering our brother so we will be doing the intrigue focus so we can uh pay him a visit paying everyone to slaughter my brother so i can inherit his land there you go it begins she's preggers my beautiful wife with her big brain yeah let's just realize she's deceitful so um he's probably gonna cheat on me i hope that's my son alright okay 95 chance that we kill king garcia there you go castile has grown really great that uh raymundo the archbishop for my brother is willing to help me kill him a man of god i see a small trick by the way you can go ahead and just uh bribe a lot of people but if you keep it paused and do it all at once uh well you can actually go negative into money which being in debt isn't that bad well 409 is kind of bad but you have a pretty much guaranteed chance of well killing your brother all right we got our first son which is pretty good we're gonna go ahead and name him uh an appropriate name which is big chungus because eventually this dinosaur is gonna be pretty large now the very important thing about what we're doing today is the new dynasty legacies which is very important for the simple fact you can go ahead and increase the chance of getting good traits and eventually if you get down to here you can actually select the trait you want to be passed down oh there you go uh my brother is hopefully [Music] he he survived with a five percent chat right even though i've been discovered uh i actually still have a 95 chance because so many of his uh well people don't like him there you go he wasn't so lucky the second time around and the kingdom of castile is a beautiful sight to behold okay i didn't realize but uh because we can unite the uh the spanish thrones we now get high crown authority which is absolutely amazing straight away damn there you go king sancho the second the father of spain of castile quite the mouthful but it's not big chunker sanchez of cats still uh okay there you go too my vassals already want to knock our uh our crown authority down but uh that means we need to go ahead and appease them which shouldn't be that much considering you already own so much big chungus games the trait charming yeah it didn't take too long already questioning whether or not my wife's cheated on me and uh i'm just gonna say i'd prefer someone else's genetics of mine at the moment because you're the one with the good ones not me okay so not only did she cheat on me cheat on me one of my dukes a little bit awkward all right now next up we found someone with the giant perk she's eight years old so we're gonna have to wait a while for her to come of age but um if we can get the giant the giant trait that'd be pretty good we'll get rid of these two little probably not even my children honestly uh well big chunks grew up and he's gained the trait charismatic negotiator sure you have it so unfortunately my my giant wife did die but in replacing of her i found this 31 year old amazonian and uh well she's giving me a daughter so far and i'm hoping she pops out her son she gave me another daughter but both my daughters actually do have the robust trait which is the smaller version of herculean or amazonian which is actually still pretty good so we got two good dildas there and just as a precaution i have married my son off to a giant not the best giant though jeez okay she's pregnant again she's 33 years old and very fertile all right she sure is fertile but they're all women and oh my god they're like the best women ever too please give me a son all right pope's called a crusade and i am on board uh somehow my wife's pregnant while i'm away though sure she managed that all right though it's just another daughter another one oh my god literally another one so i am getting pretty old now i'm 64 years old we've done quite a lot in this uh lifespan obviously we've got a lot of land we've done a bit of recon key strength too we've got a lot more to do and my new wife has given me a whole litter of daughters which i'm marrying off to people across europe in return for alliances and whatnot for hopefully more recon key string but soon it's going to be down to my heir who is already disfigured you best be having giant babies that's all i'm saying look at that already my uh my niece is actually queen of england which is pretty damn cool gotta say that it's got us a nice little strong ties with england which we can use to our advantage but uh realistically i need biking to die now oh my god she finally gave me a son but it's way too late now but he's rope [Music] oh uh if you were born 10 years earlier then i would have made you my heir but big chungus is here and if i somehow survive for a few i'm 66 i'm not going to survive that long i would make in my heir but he would immediately be murdered by all of my children and jukes oh well we're big chunkers now damn he lived to 75 though and we got a lot done in all of that time so it's been a couple years um a couple years and we've gone ahead and we've got our closest thing to a perfect specimen so far uh yeah he's also called king chungus a destroyer guns and look at him he's towering up of my 14 year old wife hey we're getting closer to the perfect specimen i mean he he is a little bit depressed won't judge him though i've got um like nine children all of which are absolutely useless we have an heir already who is hail and a giant but that's not good enough so i'm marrying this new amazonian now hopefully i can get a son that is both giant and herculean i need both of those and uh yeah obviously in the sideline i've also been doing some recon keystream a lot of confusing stuff is happening down here like the hre appearing and france exploding it's been an interesting one that's for sure so a problem i'm having and that you might have found in ck3 already is that converting when you're further goes down to zero percent as catholicism means that you well you can't convert so i'm kind of thinking about changing to a different form of uh christianity insular christianity seems good because i can have more than one wife uh a lot of my vassals will actually convert with me too and all i need to do is get some piety and it can be done oh i went on a pilgrimage to jerusalem i came back and learned about a thing called insular christianity which now gives me a free extra slots for wipes oh my god okay got myself all my wives now all four of them and one of them it's already questioning their loyalty so it's gonna be why have i got full life all right so i'll ask king the giant has died but things are going good now whilst our current guy only has the hail trait our son has a giant and the hail trait and he's married to an amazonian we're really getting somewhere but most importantly we're only one legacy away then she lets us pick one trait that every air will always get which is gonna be a game changer uh also i figured out that because you know starting young with a new guy it means i'm absolutely just unloading children into the world with all of my wives and uh well you're 44 already so i need to um need to get a new one ah also there you go it's uh it's genghis khan he's coming in let's see if he can actually uh do something i've yet to actually see him do anything in ck3 other than die oh we've clawed about just enough land for us to do something and it is time for the empire of hispania although we're gonna rename that to the empire of chads oh my god it happened it literally happened we did it we accomplished everything we needed to do but then he became a leper [Music] why oh great i died and now i'm a two-year-old girl okay things have gone better than you'd imagine there you go so now we have a very high chance that all our children will be giants we could have picked any of these other ones which you do if you're probably doing a normal game but not for me uh also you know what i was saying about being a woman uh it actually turned out a lot better than i thought because she was both an amazonian and a giant and now i'm married and banging a genius now obviously with the fact that we are a woman uh we are very limited on how many children we can put out before you know if we start working and that we've already got a pretty good one here who's intelligent and an amazonian not a giant but kind of getting there oh my god it's usually the perfect thing i mean it's a it's a girl which is kind of a problem but it's a giant genius yes oh my god ask and thou shall receive we have done it there he is big chungus the great destroyer oh yeah give a little give a little turban to celebrate the coming of the chosen one uh just for scale of what i'm creating right now this is my giant amazonian woman and this is my you know regular sized husband oh uh my husband diaper it does not matter we've we've got all we needed out of him yeah i like how i'm creating the perfect specimen then you know some parts around my my realm have dwarfs with great pox now look to get that all right this was uh this was probably more effort than it's worth but you know my leader she's getting old she served as well she's also now uh she's obese so i just annexed morocco oh [Music] it happened the music is is coming in because it's big jungle for the great destroyers there he is the giant the great the destroyer the herculean genius giant he's beautiful he's absolutely beautiful look at him his head doesn't even fit in the screen anymore oh my god look at that first door i had is pretty genius and an amazonian we've got it we've got the perfect dynasty oh my god like every child i throw out now it's just perfect literally the perfect specimens look at that bad oh my god he's thick also my son's like 10 years old and has a full pig uh don't forget though the hold on oh i can i can do this better there you go there's a regular sized woman [Music] oh that is going to be our first ck-free video i think we've well and truly created something i have no words because he ate them all but yeah if you enjoy this video feel free to leave a like and subscribe button down below for more ck free content i'm probably gonna do one of these with uh the small people next so uh if you want to see that hit the sub button probably gonna be a little bunch more ck free content so uh oh my god he's a monster [Music] you

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Length: 15min 3sec (903 seconds)

Published: Thu Sep 03 2020