Playing Crusader Kings 2 As A Homeless Man - No Titles, No land Just Sadness

[Music] hey have you ever wanted to get in the spirit of coronavirus and get into some Crusader Kings to plague roleplay that's right my name is Vin Diesel and this video was sponsored by corona virus so at some point a mod was released for ck2 that goes ahead and lets you play as a literal homeless man maybe what the kids would colloquy cool a bit of a [ __ ] now I always want to go ahead and start in the year 1066 because this guy's mustache have 66 really good yeah you know yeah that England was born so uh happy birthday England's a flee or okay that coronavirus going round I if I was a homeless man walking round the year 1066 in Europe where exactly would I be where is the most homeless looking place in this goddamn well you know I it'd be Utley if there was one place in the world where you have to go rooting through pins to go ahead and get food it's copy Italy well you gonna eat you go to Joey were you gonna get like a halfie and sausage and I'll come down to LA you get yourself some pasta fettuccine a pizza a micro reader a Domino's coupe of template up you know we'll put the Aztec invasion on and just because my wife's already could be terrible at this game why can't everyone else's be terrible too now first things we want to do is shed our mortal skin of Duchess Matilda of Tuscany and become a lowborn oh thanks Duchess Matilda I'm demonetized now but we could start as a lowborn and Noble a duchess or you know we couldn't we could be a homeless man essentially which is what we're gonna do Beibei you roll a roll of road we are ashy would it make more sense we students as a as a man with a medieval sense sure we do should I should I really be a homeless woman in medieval Europe intensely probably not whole Daria I got a better idea a fact I've already rolled that and he already kind of looks like he yeah he might be home was really yeah when I when I think of 1066 Europe I always think of mullet man woman's neck you know for the name we should probably should probably keep it pretty simple right you know it's perfect the dynasty of our naturally yeah I think I'll just leave all this as it is to understand knock up these a little bit really and that's provoking pretty young it's gonna be a long but short life on the streets my friend dumpster man so hard to make this man a dwarf too cuz it's just so funny about it's funny there we go dumpster boy you once were a Duke but unfortunately for you he you those all just a dream that never actually happened there we go and we're definitely going in hard right there we go we're now the homeless man of Tuscany it's a great place to live we can go ahead and appoint our council positions off the homeless car Bob bucks we live which got no friends at the moment we got to have a little rap people we can employ to do that so I guess the first thing we should try and do is convince the one to marry me I know else we could go ahead and try to marry someone for their fame glory and most importantly their titles we're not gonna do that because if we die right now dumpster of pizzas that's it it's over on second floor she's only 29 and I give me a little bit of prostitution to so I don't know how exactly I just managed to convince this woman to go ahead and marry him hey [ __ ] you know what ifs a homeless boy shot and we're really gonna go ahead we got the prestige from the marriage so we could go I got a wife I got no heirs she was 29 she has she's proud she's slothful and [Music] Craven my wife is useless question is can I go ahead and bang the kaisers wife let's try it funnily enough when I die have title loss on succession which is pretty funny I guess my my title of homeless man of Tuscany would indeed be lost and probably given to a never homeless man now there are a few things we can do as our little homeless man we can go ahead we can fight in the arena we can do some gambling we can pray we'd go on a pilgrimage there's a whole bunch of stuff we can't do we can also go ahead and like join the army and stuff like that on mercenary bands there's a bunch of events that are gonna come up but I'm not gonna fight in the arena just yet I don't think dumpster boy is quite ready for that on top of that he's more of a lover kind of homeless or a person and not so much a fighter I don't know if you've ever seen a rat versus a lion before but it would go something like that oh oh pretty like we just got ambitious right there you down right we're out of vicious why do we now look shady with that hood though um you know yeah job as a shop assistant this woman right here she's gone ahead and yeah fine oh I work in a shop I look like a guy that works at Hot Topic and so with my job I now go ahead and I get myself a bit of money but a prestige because you know the shop assistants keep the world go around Oh God okay a clothes can form I can organize around - etana groans okay you know what that's not us sorry I can't fight the grand tournament I'm trying to currently move is trying too bad your wife mr. ah damn okay so I was gonna say that would have been a pretty easy catch but she doesn't want to bang me unfortunately so I guess we'll have to go ahead and move on to someone else's wife all right so every time a war breaks out we will be cool - arm as levee we have a 5% chance of getting hurt every time and we do have other chances to get some money or not even get paid so hopefully we make some money oh that's fine I I must have eaten something bad out of the trash I like how my region the only person I have in my family is my wife and even she who doesn't agree with me in my hope got that council a my own damn rathole we go wife I'm back from the war and I've developed a new trait now I'm now deceitful uh whose wife to dodge Bank who is this he's the heir to the the Duchy of upper Lorraine well don't mind if I call you you just one less person she cut up drama oh my god and then I just got flamboyant scheme that to which on top of the fact I'm now ambitious and also was I'm deceitful you know I feel like we could probably kill quite a few people there my intrigue is literally sixteen who else's wife can I live her in too closely it'd be really great I could sliver into my own little rat wife but unfortunately she is 34 and I don't think she's gonna be giving me any children anytime soon at that's right because I I could quite use one before Taizo Heinrich the unready goes ahead and seizes my little rat cave and paranoid - now this intrigue just it just keeps going up on a second I did I already have job did I lose out when I went to war that's um Smith sad but yeah sure I'll go back to working as a shop assistant where I can use body by vi 616 intrigue to slowly take over the world right can I kill my wife I only needed her for the prestige well any won't be up for killing my wife she is just a homeless woman I have 230 percent power on my own of killing my life perfect who meanwhile while I was planning to kill my wife I've just yep just go yeah sure why not on the I knew I shouldn't have eaten that 12 months for your old pizza that was by the side of the road oh my cart now hon a sec why am I the homeless man giving silen to a guy called a ding chin [ __ ] out eggs where am I putting you where am I putting all these people in my little rat hole and I'm a merely gonna marry him after this for your home apparently the emperor of China has turned up and he somehow merely heard news of me hiding some sort of Chinese spy enemy or whatnot and I'm just gonna pretend like this letter did not turn up on my little cardboard box all right Oh gladly that's good how'd we get the first place I don't know hey you know III thought you'd help me kill my wife but what is the point of view if you don't want to help me kill my wife oh he left he took his four-year-old wife and he left which is great he gave me a dragon amulet as well which is wonderful I'll put that right next to the literal you know garbage can I live next to thank you Dave oh yeah we are gonna go ahead and rename this finger to the it's a you know the rad after all they go perfect finally kill my wife right my only option is the rat man is to marry the six-year-old so I'm just gonna have to take it for now and we're just gonna really have to hope that we we Hank harder and over 10 years goes a bit of a conundrum can I go ahead and bang my wife's mom that possible yeah oh great great the homeless man is now also insane perfect uh uh looks like the Wolves got a bit of stink lines all over it right now which is just the environment a little rap bag can you know prosper ed right I was getting drunk as I usually do every single day the man has told me that in a cave somewhere in marburg there is some great treasure and clearly this man is someone to be trusted Oh [Music] so hard to be trusted you're hosting dinner for some local dignitaries when the full moon comes into view no oh this guy wasn't actually lying there is a chance of the rest to treasure here but what do I get out of this highly luxurious list of stuff I got some pie a I'm not a very pious man there we go I'm no longer crazy perfectly oh nothing better than you know celebrate losing your lunacy than banging this guy's wife am i right guys yeah oh there you go I've finally got a head and spread my bastard see I just er go hammer up this in EE we are also gonna go ahead and try to kill her husband immediately because this guy probably has a very big big problem he goes like my first little rat baby has been popped out the womb there he is look at him just like his papa oh yeah my wife has finally come away sure we can hopefully go ahead and actually have some legitimate rat babies how long wait for you so we could start popped one of those out pretty soon that'd be great oh my love had died of pneumonia I'm trying to kill your husband that's kind of pointless now because there's literally no point of VAX you're dead oh don't have a new wife though don't mind if I don't know how many little children do I need to kill to get my little my little bastard rat boy in contrived but if only enough not a lot okay I got attacked by a wolf now here we got one eye okay great but you know I keep going to these caves looking for treasure and whatnot and it's always in Marburg and I'm just gonna go ahead and say I'm just gonna wait for a little bit cuz I should probably start banging my wife and getting again oh that's bit with my wife just got pregnant as I just came back from a journey also a lobster had I got what had what I oh yeah he's not even he's not even good enough for Roman numerals we're just literally putting dumpster two over one eyed one-handed man walked into the arena oh my eye hurts like it is never before I'm just gonna wrestle it here in the way to recover then going to a cave in Marburg I'm starting to think that I might die look at my face I can't dub faith Oh [Music] so fortunately mr. rap man has he died but don't worry I wonder how my child dumpster 2 will fare all right so we're a little one year old rap boy we got we got our mom she's still alive that's great you know that's what we have we're lowborn we're not a bastard anymore that's pretty good and honestly we have nothing go for us so we might as well get revenge for our dad of course you know you're into life already covered with a rash perfect old on things are things are rapidly deteriorating in little raft boys head oh yeah very rapidly deteriorating I just went ahead and married my mom off to some guy in a wherever that is so we don't have to worry about her anymore I am now literally a child with smallpox on the street because I am indeed homeless oh it's all coming up dumpster baby though a collide just a small box is gone and why am i why am i with a priest why is this little homeless boy hanging around a priest for why why am i now an idolize oh don't worry guys I sent my seven-year-old self to the crew say you know I don't think I have the prowess as my ex rat father did because I not having the best time on the street I will dance the baby to of Marburg oh well uh selling my mom often go too well because she died in the dungeons cook kill they'll just realize that I am my own educator apparently that's right nobody could teach me nothing only the streets of my bowl haircut can teach me nothing there we go or of age am i how old are you now 20 free rope life is ready to go also I turn 16 and immediately grew up here that is some strong rat genetics right there okay so first things first whilst the homeless life was good for my father I should probably go ahead and firehouse oh I fought in the really the arena thinking that my pole haircut would you know save me from any blow to the head but if you can't tell it's not as protective oh that looks oh god I do I do I really want to join a mercenary band my Marshalls not really the best it's most my wife actually has more than make which is insane subbing so maybe they just show the star and the the bowl the bowl haircut for a this guy's a top notch game's up hold on a second excuse me i I've dug down I've got a little rat hole right now okay thank God it's not an important one it's just a female will just cool a literal trash opposed to dubstep I believe we are new Kaiser got Kaiser Martin the wives and I can try to bag his 60 free your own life why the hell now you know I'm I'm somewhat dying this is gonna be my little wrap-up but at the same time I can't be too picky down here in the street oh I'll have to put banging the Kaiser 63 year old senior wife on hold because we're going got a crusade boys or I hope hopefully in my my holy Journey Jesus also blesses me with another blessing of my wife becoming pregnant for a second third time while I'm away really another one what am I gonna do with all these content women all right okay finally I can go ahead and arrest my wife I don't know what she's done but uh you know what sure you know I just don't care I can't get any worse than the ratbat Oh once again just runs tradition in my family that random Chinese people go ahead and a bestow their gifts towards me so what did we find this time around it's a it's a painting this guy just gave me a painting the Father father cool trash - all right trash - what is it oh well I tied and with the end of the rad dynasty we could go ahead but I think that might be the end of our journey unfortunately yeah this is a little fun game you know being a little homeless trash person our original character dumpster dumpster man died at the ripe old age of 48 and afterwards his wife was sold in slavery by his son who eventually also died by a man called Cleef Saban yeah if you enjoyed this feel free to leave a like and subscribe and download if you want to see me try again and create a new dynasty of trash people or even carry on as literal trash feel free to let me know with a comment down below or 20-billion like ratings so I can actually cage interest but at your next time guys me and my literal garbage trash pile well we're gonna go lie in the trash where we belong with 500 valuable Chinese artifacts [Music] [Music]

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Id: et-neES5K0I

Length: 18min 3sec (1083 seconds)

Published: Wed Jan 29 2020