Hot Ones Hot Sauce Tier List

this episode was brought to you by world of tanks pc it's only been a couple weeks since i put hot peppers on the tier list rating the spiciest peppers the world has ever known peppers that could easily kill a full-grown elephant and i decided it's time for round two because i didn't feel anything with the peppers i felt bad for all the people that grew them thinking they were hot when they got to me it was like i was just chewing on ice cubes i was barely fazed by any of it so i thought maybe hot sauce might be the ticket so i decided to go with hot ones selection of hot sauces because you'll see on hot ones people just completely melting down and hear horror stories about how they [ __ ] out like half of their intestines because it was so hot and puking in the the break room [ __ ] like that and i thought there's no way so as the saint of spice the capsaicin crusader i decided to take on hot ones hottest hot sauce all the way up to like their atomic nuclear bomb i'm gonna go ahead and spoil the surprise it was the most painful experience of my life as you all know i can't handle spicy [ __ ] at all and this was a level of pain i didn't even know existed in this dimension this one right yeah classic the classic hot sauce garlic fresno edition pick it up and show it to me real quick are there any bell pepper based sauces here i don't think so because that would just be sauce not hot sauce i think there's celebrities on hot ones or a bunch of postcards after eating some of these i completely agree so just fill everybody in we have the number one sauce i believe number five or six and then we've got like seven eight nine and then the tenth the worst hottest last dab one they charged like a thousand dollars per bottle so we skipped these like moderate [ __ ] ones here and just went from one to five yeah just make that jump yeah all right i'll do you a favor and i won't dip the part i did already that's all right oh that's a healthy dip yeah we're getting good dips going holy [ __ ] that's number one that's a good thought though it's flavorful that's number one charlie's gonna die oh my [ __ ] gum here you know what you're not gonna eat anymore i actually really like that sauce tiana can you start like eating these and like absorbing the capsaicin and baby bird in my mouth just spit it into me holy [ __ ] oh my god well it's just fresh no chili peppers so not much at all are those known as one of the hottest peppers in the east coast or something yeah definitely holy [ __ ] that's really good that does not bode well oh i'm so excited for this did you just want to move right along yeah give me a second though all right well i'll just get the pouring is on fire with no exaggeration at all the little kiddie pool sauce here the first sauce was hotter than pretty much 90 of sauces i've ever had in my life it was extremely painful so the second i even dipped my toes here into this puddle i was embraced with pain uh giving the first sauce here an f tier 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warming it's gonna die again let me read what's in this one this is actually just burning my nose oh it's like jalapeno you're fine that's my arch nemesis my tongue is still on fire wow it tastes like ketchup that's like already ready there's no way that was number one i'm being you know this is this is read the sign that says the number one sauce and i think they mean number one not number one rated holy [ __ ] let's get a good dip going here on you drop something i'll clean up oh you were supposed to wait for me couldn't get it i didn't get a good enough tip there we go that one is much more mild well maybe not oh my [ __ ] god done that's flavorful did you like the flavor i don't taste the [ __ ] flavor because it really hurts i'm going back in oh my god what the [ __ ] i'm glad we did this together so you could see the contrast here oh my god that one's got some heat to it he's not wrong he's got a little kick charlie's dying and matt's like yeah i didn't tell him there's jalapeno and habanero in there um there's a mix you you don't have to start yet i'm just pouring it in yeah showmanship i get you all right this is oh wow god damn surprisingly number five wasn't as lastingly painful as the first one for me so i'm gonna give number five here the lowest calientes double fista rooney a d tier rating it was hot it definitely hurt me but then again if you put anything that's not a bell pepper in your sauce it's going to hurt me because i can't handle spice as pathetic as that is to say out loud i really just [ __ ] can't like sriracha that [ __ ] damn near hospitalizes me with with the heat like it's it's not good it's not good i fully understand that but i'm getting stronger i think this is the heartbeat hot sauce it's a scorpion pepper um i believe this is number seven six or seven can i have a new partner wow all right charlie get out of here when you get to number five you'll you'll start to really he's gotta go we'll do it at the end all right all right hold on take your time it's not bad remember but you haven't tried that one yet no i haven't moved for it yet i remember like literally two and a half minutes ago when he said i think the people on the show were meeting and then he tasted number one he goes i never said babies i call them [ __ ] and i stand by it i'm taking it like a man what number is this this is number three on our line but i think this is six or seven i think six does it have a scopeable rating on it it does not uh well on the rgb color spectrum here it's at a hot so yeah so it's it's hot wait what do they do pass top ex hot yeah this is just hot they could want me to go first again yeah you can dunk this one first absorb some of the initial impact that'll come in the spot good enough too yeah that's a good thing oh it's a big dip though not as big of a fellaini fan of the flavor of that one it's not hot yet that that is absolutely brutal are you not getting like the sauce like how are you not feeling any of this that one didn't hit me that hard i honestly thought the one before it was out here here you you watch my dip you know that's too much sauce that's too much oh is that enough get my dip i will say i agree that flavor was like sewage if it was like mixed with volcanic lava i'm really i'm not trying to lie i don't feel this one as much as this one okay open your mouth no well just i don't want it in my mouth i just i feel like it's a slower burner that hit me instantly red peppers habaneros trinidad scorpion peppers you know what i think it is i think it's habaneros i think habaneros are my big weakness maybe you're allergic to them your reaction is just your throat closing up i honestly thought that second bite was going to [ __ ] me up you're already halfway done it is not as bad as the long boy though at least that was quick this is already subsiding to everyone's surprise including gods this one actually wasn't as bad as i was expecting and it wasn't nearly as bad as the previous ones even number one was less painful than this this kicked me really hard in the nut sack but it very quickly subsided it didn't stick around very long it didn't linger so this one i'm going to give a beat here i'm going all the way up to b tier on this bad boy i think she earned it because she didn't she didn't hurt me that bad all right this is the hellfire detroit bourbon habanero ghost pepper sauce i'm so tired of this habanero [ __ ] use a different ingredient professor utonium used chemical x find something else to let them know all right it's like salsa it feels like my tongue has been stung by a bee i really might be allergic i should go do an allergy test of peppers peppers i'll go to shawn evans and just have him like waterboard me with peppers see what does the worst i'm ready if you are always ready and this is drenched in tears and snot now i didn't want to fight you for it there wait do you approve of my dip before you complain about it again just put it put it in there to soak for a minute let it marinate yeah i'm blowing it to get like the latent yes that's that's very perfect there we go good yeah your proof okay how's that is that you food no you need more oh well it's still not as much motor oil all right ready yeah are you sure you got the order right because this one was absolutely brutal number one if i looked it up oh it's coming on i feel nothing oh it's coming up i'm actually disappointed in that one oh that's why i don't like it there's lime juice in it i hate lime it's unreal i'm out of just literally that one's not hot in charlie's do you feel that one yeah what yeah too much it cancels itself out i'm starting to feel it in my throat a little bit but i'm not getting that reaction it has ghost pepper in it i'm sweating but i don't i don't feel it that's weird it's coming on a little bit now oh my god yeah that wasn't bad i would do another dunk for dramatic effect but i'm running out of chicken so streaks oh my god put it in the milkshake what was this i don't know though what did that come out of the milkshake oh it's chocolate they put chocolate sauce that was disgusting i thought you regurgitated like part of your liver it's so hot yeah i thought i was like shedding my uterine lining through my mouth or something i was buying this too it is the contents of the sauce and reforming the pepper in his stomach it is so [ __ ] hot matt i don't know how you don't feel i actually raised 500 scoville i think i mean 500 000 not 500. i don't know how you're able to handle oh my god you know maybe this is why imagine having a reaction like that to the ghost pepper yeah wow oh yeah that it actually really handles heat well i have fries just uh i'll do a scoop to make sure that you didn't get like seeds and i did look good you're happy that's a big scoop thank you god that tastes like [ __ ] actually just wait till phase two of the boss battle she comes on all right wow are you assuming that me dunking it for six seconds on the chicken didn't do it yeah it just it's it's waiting the only good thing i'll say is it doesn't stay as long as peppers themselves at least like this is getting easier it's hot i'll give them that one was hotter but i still don't feel it in here i don't get it it should i'm pretty sure it's like an involuntary response to when your nose starts leaking and your eyes piss and whatever like i don't know how is that happening to you have you [ __ ] your pants yet or just me yeah that's i'm actually internalizing it so much i'm just [ __ ] over here to handle it i'm emptying it faster than it can take effect almost out of milkshake this is a disaster my ears [ __ ] hurt too why are you rubbing it on your ears no it's just when it's really hot it like gets everywhere your [ __ ] face it happened with the peppers too yeah i know it's like you take a shotgun in the face this was the only sauce i thought actually had a good taste to it it was actually pretty flavorful until it came packing some fat [ __ ] meat behind it this bad boy was slinging dick and i was sucking all of it down like a a hungry [ __ ] dumpster it was so overwhelming i was absolutely shocked at the amount of pain this was able to inflict on my whole body but i'm gonna have to give it a seat here because the flavor was actually really impressive it was very flavorful so for that brief four or five seconds of euphoria when you get a nice scoop and you get all those beautiful spices and the blend coming together and this wonderful harmony of music playing this beautiful song that tastes great you can really enjoy it for five seconds after that it's it's downhill it's disaster oh you're swallowing them right you're not spitting it when i'm not looking i mean i'm swallowing you're actually all in his head yeah well you start going oh oh i don't get it like my [ __ ] stomach hurts too like i don't know how i got a little bit of a runny nose right now how you don't feel it this is the number nine song show smells like an express dog anal gland thank you what all right thank you thank you very much and i got some candy bar with sauces nice how hot is that at the scoville rating charlie starts crying from that they're pretty high what is this ice cream jesus two thousand schoolable at least wow a little baby yeah no i got both what are you all baby dude on hot ones they do like a one little [ __ ] iota of a single molecule of heat called [ __ ] at the beginning of this yeah and i'm doing triple the sauce encapsulation here fine maybe you're pressure you got this do a little more just a little more just give it a little dip hello baby dude as he cries okay all right like a band-aid all right all right all right oh my i don't want that that tastes terrible it yet no yeah catch all the rest i always plan the table off oh my god thanks for the chicken by the way that one's hotter i feel it [ __ ] i'm missing the feeling now oh my eyes are starting water that one's hotter she wants your chicken i shouldn't have swallowed any i shouldn't have swallowed anything that does burn i'm not gonna lie i got a little overzealous on that dude i feel it oh oh my god that's where it kicks in oh oh it's exciting though what the [ __ ] oh kate is getting scared [Applause] i have to worship the ghost pepper yeah i don't think it's as painful but it coats your whole tongue sauce it's not like bits and pieces it's like your whole bag anymore oh i did the tissues with the hot sauce this is the only thing this will seem kind of in the background hey what the [ __ ] did you feel anything that was pretty mild right wow yeah jesus christ what the [ __ ] oh i spit up water and since the water was in my mouth it had all the [ __ ] on it the whole [ __ ] chin it hurts why did you spit up water does it hurt i couldn't swallow my actual my literally my throat is closing i'm not kidding i'm actually not kidding am i like do i sound normal because i don't feel like i'm talking like you're congested yeah i think that's just because yeah i'm gonna look in your throat do you think that's how i'm going to see you i hope that's what you do to your doctor let me look in your throat [Music] oh yeah you're looking good you're still open good wow there's only one left there's there's no [ __ ] chance danny that you do that and not feel like i just yeah yeah yeah so danny will do all the last two no no don't you be a [ __ ] yes it will why wouldn't it why wouldn't it because last time i didn't jackson didn't put it in god i love peter you okay so we won't do the last two unless we can handle the first four like matt did how about that gosh it's finally gone no chance i'm okay with that it's finally going away holy [ __ ] it's time for the last one holy [ __ ] that is one of the most intense pain i've ever felt unironically well then i'm excited i got a urethral swab one time which is where they put like that [ __ ] in your wiener hole and twist it really quickly and it's dry and it hurts really bad and that topped it wherever this that that the pucker butt that was absolutely absurd why is that what you connect with us well because that was the most painful thing i've ever experienced so your list right now killed it it's puckered hot sauce yeah that should go on didn't your lung wow what a [ __ ] list it was actually that painful for me the pucker butt lived up to its name my [ __ ] i thought was collapsing in on itself forming a singularity or black hole that would swallow the whole world inside of it it was immensely painful i thought i blacked out for a second i couldn't remember what was going on i thought i forgot i was even eating hot sauce at the time i thought i fainted it was [ __ ] incredible absolutely an f tier the only time you should ever have the pucker butt hot sauce is if you're trying to give yourself amnesia like holy [ __ ] that sauce is so [ __ ] hot you'll forget who you are and where you are it was unbelievable oh my god you can make a tier list of your most painful moments we need to get footage of you holy [ __ ] i'm not kidding i thought i was gonna fall over i thought i was just gonna eat [ __ ] and pass out there yeah so you think that's worse than the ghost pepper no it's significantly worse than the ghost pepper significantly worse than the ghost pepper i didn't swallow the ghost pepper so maybe that's why but that was absolutely absurd that was nuts let's do the last one not yet not yet all right this is their last dab made with the apollo pepper oh my goodness charlie throws it what the [ __ ] i will save that for a minute i'm gonna need some more chicken maybe another fry oh we also have more milk ooh that made a little pop when i opened it smell it i can that's pungent a little wig challenge it's like a salt don't don't put it too close it's a strong smell i probably can't smell anything anymore no i feel like the left side of everything is gone is there a smell here i actually don't smell anything yeah don't smell it i'm not swallowing i don't know i can't i can't am i getting arrested if i don't swallow sean evans is gonna come over all right yeah we can do less on this one no no you're doing big what about i need to see you in pain like deep deep i know that's a lot this thing is four times this scoville holy [ __ ] that's so much and now give him that sean evans is going to call up and be like sir he's dead put it back in matt called or yeah he's calling to warn you yeah he he's tingling it's like somebody's going to die because of me is that big enough should we get a little wrap around the arms for this bite yeah like the old feet each other yeah oh my god go ahead oh my god yeah yeah yeah you got here it's not bad yet is it bad for you yet that's cause you're holding in your mouth strong just swallow it just swallow sorry just straight up swallow don't chew just swallow oh it's burning my teeth you're okay you're smart for not swallowing it you might feel this a little bit a little bit [Applause] [Applause] i feel like the joker my gosh i can't stop oh he's so lucky he didn't swallow he's like halfway over here a little bit insane though like you guys both started laughing that was weird it's so [ __ ] painful why so since he dipped mine so far in when i bit it all touched my lips and my lips are on [ __ ] fire my lips are strong charlie you gotta put milkshake in your mouth i don't have any left danny's got something yeah you can take some of mine if you want so i could have handled the mouthfeet it hurts it really does but i gotta stop talking there you go we got some charlie there's milk in the fridge the real pain is the throat i thought i was gonna puke i started hiccuping i couldn't breathe charlie's oh [Music] [Applause] that's so gross are we just streams of liquid coming off of your face from every possible orifice i will say the people on that show are babies it's it's finally letting up wow i didn't even swallow like there's ones who go in the back room and like puke and stuff it's not that good charlie's like you're kidding me to be fair you and i took a lot more sauce than they do they do a dab absolutely they do a dab words would fail to truly explain the whole story of the amount of pain i experienced with that last sauce i don't think the english language is capable of really expressing the feeling that my mouth was going through had i swallowed those peppers i would have probably exploded it would have looked like a scene out of [ __ ] stranger things when l like blasts opened the demogorgon that's what would have happened had i swallowed that that bit of chicken with the the last dab really i drowned the chicken the top of the chicken there the whole tip of it in that sauce bit all of it and had i swallowed that would have been the end that would have actually been game over that was immensely painful immensely i i really can't quite explain the feeling enough so that being said that's a nest here that genuinely changed my understanding of pain matt could have hit me in the stomach with a baseball bat and then danny could have come over with a sledgehammer right over my shin and i would have said ouch but at least it wasn't the last dab chicken that i drowned in the last dab sauce because that [ __ ] was absolutely miserable it was incredible it would have been less painful had tiana come over and drop the grand piano on me like something out of tom and jerry it was crazy crazy definite esteer that's it see ya

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Views: 5,136,053

Rating: 4.9582067 out of 5

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Id: NcmvuDvfCbA

Length: 34min 6sec (2046 seconds)

Published: Sat Nov 21 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/[deleted]]

"that's number one?!"

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uhhh ohhhhh

[u/BrackGin]

Did they secretly dose the guy's tenders in DaBomb before starting. I'm surprised he couldn't tolerate the first one.

[u/arcadeAltar]

MY TEETH ARE BURNING

[u/RHCPFunk2]

Two of my favorite things combined. Let’s do this shit.

[u/goatviewdotcom]

If you guys liked this one, also check out his pepper video or other hot sauce video.

[u/trav15t]

Never heard of him

[u/bob_at_hotmail]

I'm in

[u/Toxic_Orange_DM]

As someone who's ass used to be kicked by Sriracha, this was very entertaining to watch

[u/Royorbs3]

So he starts off saying the world's hottest peppers did not phase him at all, calls himself capsaicin crusader and then proceeded to say he can't handle spicy shit at all and had an awful experience with the sauces. Eli5 lol never heard of this dude. Is he just joking or what?