Dipping Sauces Tier List

i am also rolling you brought us some surprise too did you see that those fries are fatties yeah show the camera those are some nutty batches there's some publix fries yeah those are some naughty girls you feel they're disrespecting you right there i don't like it yeah they're good actually just spit on my face all right publix chicken tindies inbound best tindies in the game let me pull one of mine out all right god i love publix chicken tenders starting with ketchup everyone's favorite chicken dipping sauce do you like ketchup yeah ketchup's fine that's good okay i immediately realized that okay well you get that one i'll i'll start taking other oh that's not gonna have one all right i'm done all right good work matt give it a shake we don't want ketchup juice good shake it was a good shot that was vigorous wow you like that long range good work i don't think i've ever had publix chicken in ketchup and ketchup i haven't either almost feels disgraceful let me get a lot on there it's not the dipping sauce not the chicken you know that chicken is good i forgot there was ketchup on it then we're doing our dipping coffee here let's just do what tastes best with publix chicken tenders i'll get a good scoop that's actually really good yeah it's not bad man publix has some weird rules like you can't have a mustache or whatever or you can have a mustache and no beard and [ __ ] but my god those rules lead to perfection yeah they don't mess up on the chicken you can taste the lack of beard where they actually have a no beard rule you can't have a beard you have a mustache like a pedophile just for the deli you would guess for everyone in general oh really you can have a beard that's weird that's pretty good i'll say it first i'd give that a beep here is it called an a i think it's b tier because these are going to be better 100 in chicken i guess that's true we often go back in we have french fries why don't we put french fries in the ketchup it's good it's biased when you use the chicken i got that sentence oh don't worry i got there in the end that's an eight-tier damn that's [ __ ] nutty you know i'm struggling with eggs potatoes and ketchup is [ __ ] crazy that's real good all right i'm going a for ketchup i'll go ahead now let's talk about today's sponsor bespoke post bespoke post is a monthly membership club which sends these incredible boxes of goods to your door it's top shelf items that are from under the radar brands every month you're going to get a different box of things based on a quiz you fill out with your preferences so one month you might get outdoor items maybe items for the house kitchen utensils clothing pretty much every possible area and genre you can find bespoke posts delivering a nice quality box of some really good items for it to you so for me this month i chose cooking anything related to the kitchen and i got some american barbecue rub which is really solid i tried it on chicken the other night i imagine it goes better on 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don't really like mustard so i didn't think i'd like it at all and it was fine i'd give it a c oh okay we don't agree on this one no no no what would you write that d that does not go on chicken at all it does not take like when you put the ketchup on it compliments it when you put that on you've got chicken in your mouth and you got mustard in your mouth yeah my [ __ ] back is hurting right now i i'm getting a [ __ ] heartburn i'm an immediate kidney stone what's the capsaicin on or the scoville mustard yeah she was spicy my [ __ ] back hurts from the mustard things [ __ ] attacking my insides i'm so confused we'll just stack the trash here all right here you go i've never thought to dip chicken in mayonnaise but this should be cool hellman's real oh baby this is gonna be good i've got a good feeling about this one actually all right i'm gonna i'm gonna rip the chicken i'm going way too hard yeah i'm getting a little wacky getting a little wacky i don't like that i don't like just straight mail it tastes like the chicken tender milkshake yeah that's not good but let me let me open your eyes real quick oh ooh isn't that just chick-fil-a sauce yeah what kind of mad science is no chick-fil-a sauce uses barbecue oh let me just let me just teach you a little something this is called special sauce matt's special formula that looks good is it for chicken or fries both all right sure taking a dive pretty good my eyes are open mm-hmm his back is healed there we go that's pretty [ __ ] good you didn't think that was coming out did you oh god boom all right so the mayonnaise i'd give a c matt's uh forbidden jutsu recipe whatever i'd give that like a b yeah that's good i like it i like that secret sauce that's [ __ ] good i'll give that a b as well but the mayo i'm going lower than a c i did not enjoy that i would give it a d yeah i thought it was okay aggressive but okay well you also for some reason liked the chicken tender milkshake more than danny and i so yeah it tasted like just straight bile it tasted like fun it tasted like summer yeah like summer all right are we just moving down the line go for it ranch ranch by none other than hidden valley yeah it's a classic i mean you can't go wrong with ranch i'm just gonna tell you right now it's a nest here what if it's bad ranch though yeah it's spoiled when did it expire well it was purchased an hour ago sorry whoa baby whoa i don't like that ranch very much well that's blasphemous i think it's good i've got i've got buttermilk ranch in the fridge that's better oh there goes chelsea get the buttermilk bucket nothing else i give i give that an a for my buttermilk ranch i'll tell you it's an s right off the bat it's from bbq knew that was coming so much free advertising matt you make me sick all right my bad that's the buttermilk it's a pdq you know i actually don't like their buttermilk you're an idiot i don't i don't like it it's okay to make sure this is this is the mystery dipping sauce i was talking i don't think that's good anymore dip it i i'm not gonna no you said it's so good man we have to try it this is from when we had visitors do a shoot in the warehouse oh so it's about that that's yeah that doesn't smell good it just ages like fine wine man this is good until next year so it should be good that's buttermilk in it that doesn't what's it matter buttermilk is dairy i mean i'm sure there's dairy in that cheese last for like a year don't be a [ __ ] man i'm not gonna eat spoiled buttermilk ranch you we're scared that you're going to get here too late to eat the chicken yeah we're running out of time because it's at room temperature right that's when the germs come out to play chunky blue cheese oh i hate blue this might be like the first one i would consider an actual dipping sauce besides maybe ranch ranch and ketchup well ketchup is only a dipping sauce for fries yeah i'd say ranch in this one or the first two people dip their chicken nuggets in ketchup all the time i'm going in deep on the blue cheese first time i heard about this was cuba gooding jr snow dogs cuban gooding junior's life check out this blue cheese oh the [ __ ] is blue what's going on man [ __ ] hate blue cruise i want to spread it out so is that like a b tier maybe do you see tear i can't chew it's locking my jaw i hate you so much it's so gross it's like eating paint you think of pbq made blue cheese you'd like it no i hate blue it's just mold [Music] that actually my stomach hurts ew here let's try french fry in it you're crazy i'm not doing that you can you told me to eat spoiled food i would choose spoiled i i would too i'm not even joking i'm sure that has more flavorful i don't want to do that but i couldn't chew the first time get it out of my sight that's where's your journalistic integrity matt there it is that's it there it is it's called peer pressure uh it's like so it's not it's a lot worse than soap it's it's tasty i can't chew it tastes like what a paint can smells like you're entirely right which is weird i hate that yeah blue cheese is gross let me dip this one i also hate the packaging because it looks like penis veins and it's a yucky is this like a really unappealing everything wait can you point out the penis veins to make it how do you not see the clear penis no like here like you see like if you look at it from a distance like it just looks like veins it's just kind of gross you look so disappointed in me let's ride f tier by the way again i want to reiterate can we go what's below f isn't there an e e is above or f is there okay so is there e on most people's tier list because there's no like when you're letter grading in school there's nothing there's no idea yeah well there isn't e there's no s either though so yeah do you remember like in kindergarten e was an a for excellence you got the chunky honey mustard too are you supposed to shake it no maybe i don't know we got all the mustard no honey yeah there's a lot of musty yeah let's dive into this honey musky that was the only kind of mustard i could find it's public spray this does not smell like honey mustard smell this man smells like my ass it smells like another paint can let's let's try it i'm excited now let let me mix it up so it's not as chunky that is i've never smelled honey are we not paying chelsea enough is she upset with us the next dipping sauce is motor oil everybody dips their chicken in this tastes better than it smells that's a pleasant surprise honey mustard is my favorite dipping sauce and ranch i go back and forth when i go to pdq i get honey mustard and ranch and i take one bite of each and i alternate have you tried mixing them together don't be an idiot have you tried it no it's too scary i don't think honey mustard can go bad right i don't think so yeah in fact did you know honey even from the ancient egyptian days is still good today they can't spoil really all right so this is like perfect that's actually it's going to preserve your insides yeah this is this is pdq honey mustard yep probably no honey in it so you probably flush it but it's maybe not this brand in particular though but just general honey mustard i have to get it out here not to say publix was bad it just felt uninspired yeah it was it was slapped together yeah they were just going through the motions there's no real passion from the honey mustard chef my god if you want to taste passion i'll pass charlie doesn't like passion i don't like it sitting out for [ __ ] i'm looking at the fridge well you were afraid of buttermilk in the fridge coward well if you leave your milk in the fridge for a month do you think that's good milk because it was in the fridge or do you still say it expired four weeks ago well it depends on how it smells did you smell it yeah it did would you like to yeah you smell it that's passion that's something i think you should try it it's not good that's not good you should absolutely try it i'll try it if you try i will not try it we'll both be sick together i'm not looking for a foodborne illness but it would be good if you do thousand island this is for salads usually right i was gonna say is this a dipping sauce or is this just a salad dressing some people dip um people put it on their burgers too like this is what you get on a patty milk you get thousand island dressing on patty melts i'm not saying like you do i mean that's what comes out yeah yeah but do you dip your patty melts in it if it falls off the side is this like a mayonnaise-based dipping sauce i believe so you know feels like it there's ingredients on it i don't read this meant a lot i'm committing pretty hard let's go oh that's very yummy honestly it's kind of like my secret sauce actually tastes really similar to your secret sauce oh it's got tomato puree it is just messy crystals it's my secret sauce with like relish in it that's very good i'd give that an s it's better than your secret sauce but it does taste similar why'd you give it an egg what would you give it as for me wearing a hot streak i like that i also like that hit me with that one i probably won't like that have you had sweet baby durians before no it's my favorite barbecue sauce company that's where i keep my nails along to get into the sweet baby ray sauce i've heard you talk about sweet baby rays you have yeah sweet baby rice let's dive right in you want to see what sweet baby ray looks like because there's not a picture on here i don't know why i thought there was okay wow the sauce is the boss i don't know i'm gonna like barbecue sauce sweet baby ray god damn tangy smokey sweet sweet baby just let me try fried is this your lunch should we not eat all of these she brought her lunch to eat and you guys are just going on i got fries for lunch oh thank you that's very good great on french fries it's not as good as thousand island or honeymoon but it's a for me oh sweet baby raise again jesus yeah he said creamy buffalo he said come on boys be nice to ray i there used to be a picture of ray on this what's he look like i only remember him as like a louisiana jazz man um we need to look up a picture because i have a very clear image in my head like velvet vic i don't know about the thing i think i'm just picturing louis armstrong to be honest i might have gotten them confused it's a little known fact louis armstrong and sweet baby ray were good friends that was his nickname yeah sweet baby ray i gotta look i'm sweet baby ray i'm sorry let me see a picture of him man better look [ __ ] stunning like benjamin button or something all right show me a picture of rey these are all just the sauce oh there he is that is not at all no this isn't the best that's not him that is absolutely him that's not him 100 wait now look at louis armstrong i can tell you right off the bat there's a big difference danny type in what does sweet baby ray look like and then like meet and greet maybe baby ray look like there's a sweet baby ray convention maybe that he appears at it might not be a real person that's true well i'm sure at one point there was a character at least well i'm going to try his what is this creamy buffalo yucky well to see if jackson can find a good picture of sweet baby ray hopefully none of the ones i found oh i hate this one i do not like buffalo i don't like buffalo and i don't like blue cheese so let's try it what is this creamy buffalo the the color alone is disconcerting like that's some neon [ __ ] looks like paint buffalo sauce is not good not good if i could really separate the f this would be f plus if that's better and then f minus for blue cheese but i'd go d not for blue cheese i had some kick to it it did i'll give you that normally i think you're crazy but that one had some kick that's just gross buffalo do you like buffalo sausage sauce i've never been a before guy every time we do one of these i learned something i don't like about you you make me sick you like buffalo sauce you eat the plain cheerios cheerios do you like those really awful tasting fruit like berries the golden berries or whatever blackberries are delicious very bitter yeah if you like eating raw butthole like this it's [ __ ] gross yeah chelsea as yeah to the boiled oil for the worst kind don't get me started on fried oh all right chick-fil-a special sauce is that what it's called chick-fil-a i was gonna say when did they add that to it i like chick-fil-a sauce everyone likes chick-fil-a sauce i believe it's barbecue and mayo i think maybe honey or just barbecue well i mean the color would indicate there's at least honey mustard elements to it unless they use a golden barbecue sauce smoker that is good yummy i like that a lot i'll give it a stir as for me as well i've always liked chick-fil-a sauce oh have you had polynesian before yep i used to like polynesian as a kid polynesian was my favorite yep i agree that's unbelievable oh oh yeah i like polynesia oh here comes the choo choo train not as good as i remember is it similar like sweet and sour from mcdonald's yeah you remember when bts had their own meal it tastes nothing like that good just very just reminding you brown sugary that is like i don't think we can check the contents well wait yes we can we have a bottle of it that's got to have a ton of sugar in it two tablespoons is 16 grams of sugar it's too sweet for me i know why i liked it more as a kid now though right i don't have this i want to try it on a fry see how it is with potatoes i'll give it a beets here that's made quick that's mainly a nostalgia talking to be honest ordinarily i'd give that like a b like lower b high c i'll stick with b though it's too sweet a great b that's real sweet i did not remember it being that sweet oh oh god is that buffalo who set them in this world this is yum yum yum yum yum oh god this is what i puked up everywhere oh when you have food poisoning [Music] i can't look at it i'm just kidding it's not yum yum sauce if you cute this will be such good content yeah it's not on the carpet yeah the carpet's new so just do it on the table i'm having flashbacks you're like a terrorist a flavor yeah you're like guy fairies enemies flavor towns aren't just oh god this is honestly the first time i've looked at the suns how long ago was it that you had food poisoning and went to the hospital i think it was it was before the pandemic even it's like two and a half years ago and i still to this day can't eat sushi because of it it was that bad but you can eat yum yum i don't know that again oh that did not really work with chicken that's what i like to hear this is actually scaring me did you even get any other wait but now you've conquered it i haven't i really haven't just lick it i think if i tried i could puke right now [ __ ] do it it's clearly just flavored mayo that's what makes it so good it's not very good on chicken though let me try it okay i don't know french fries no thanks that's where you're going to get most of the good stuff matt here we'll split it off no because here's what i do everywhere oh thank you it was yum yum sauce on sweet potato sushi because that's a normal potato man no oh good point it's not a sweet potato it's also not sushi why do i do this time much better you have got me over my fear of this still will never eat sushi again in my life well i'll do a sushi cheerless next i don't eat seafood gas station sushi though yeah for botulism botulism to your list definitely better on the french fry yeah look how quickly you got over that yeah that's just a lot you should thank charlie thank you charlie it's called exposure therapy i used to do it for spiders are you still afraid of them i am well do a spider you clearly didn't expose yourself enough oh it helped a lot honestly i used to be a lot more afraid all right last one i don't know why uh i'll give it a tier i think yum yum is normally ester but we don't have anything fun to taste it with so i'm just gonna go eat here i'm gonna put it in in a member again i'm sure this one will also give you flashbacks yeah i'm sure this one will be great i'm excited to dip my chicken in soy sauce that was charlie's it was it was charlie i said we need to have soy sauce do you dip stuff in soy sauce charlie that's not sushi i don't even like soy sauce i don't dip my sushi in soy sauce it's literally just salt you're quite literally just giving me ptsd on these last two sauces there it goes you took a healthy holy doll up there that's so salty it's lit it's just a bunch of like salt and oil i don't like it on sushi i don't like it on anything it just overpowers all of it you have to i like it but it has to like a drop per bite like very light flavor oh that was a lot sorry for yelling god damn it now do we rate it just as soy sauce or soy sauce on chicken on chicken not good we get to try it on a french fry oh yeah oh actually it might not be bad because it's just salty fries i'm gonna get a normal little is that good just yeah just a little bit playful i mean i wouldn't do it again still don't like it i'm gonna put this in my sauce i just don't like soy sauce very much i'm gonna give it a d honestly that combo i'd give an f people are gonna lose their [ __ ] lines in the comments but i just don't like soy sauce i enjoy soy sauce just don't put it on chicken tenders the only thing i ever like soy sauce on is like a hibachi and they do it with their rice and the noodles together i think that's when it really works but when you're trying to like dip [ __ ] in it like sushi and all that it's yucky soy sauce has a place and this is not it kind of want to drink it though it's going to be the perfect end to the video

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[u/deadmallsanita]

I think Chelsea accidentally bought honey mustard salad dressing.

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Also I think that his friend got Stubbs and Sweet Baby Rays' inventor confused, lol.