Albino Says The N-Word | Andrew Schulz | Stand Up Comedy

everybody makes it are you all by now oh [ __ ] I've no clue until this moment whoa man but you're like the most normal looking albino I've ever seen usually you guys are a little off or something right like when eyeballs sticking out a little bit like that guy from Harry Potter Louis but you're like a handsome [ __ ] albino man how long do you guys live wait why are you here to look after him guys just sit next to me if I start doing some albino [ __ ] just [ __ ] just do what y'all do okay and by that I mean call a [ __ ] doctor cuz y'all can't do [ __ ] but do you guys have the same lifespan I mean that you don't know you haven't looked into that at all guys I don't know I'm not sure maybe they could live forever I don't really know I never you know I never really spoken to an albino for this long are you sure you're out behind el bro 100% what is your like are you white or black you're black oh [ __ ] oh this is the list saving it say the n-word and prove it prove it what do you then say the n-word and prove it [Applause] bro that's hilarious because this Mexican right next you said the n-word a thousand times on his lips I come over all say that [ __ ] you got it what they all say that's funny so do you feel comfortable saying the n-word because people don't notice that you're black what Jesus Christ from oh that God heavy dude that one was heavy right I know you're black but you seem very Caucasian when he sat down for all the way he hit that all right there dude there's a little whip sound at the end of that all right Jesus oh what a fascinating life you must have you look like The Legend of albino pants really specific everything that Will Smith movie where he's the golf dude dude that is nuts okay now what is your accent where are you from you're from Nigeria this is getting interesting bro [Applause] do you know how wild that must be to have him look you in the face and say I am Nigerian can you not tell I am black dude you should with that beard bro you should start telling Nigerians your part lion man that would be what's your name and if you say Mufasa I walk right off the stage right now Ike how disappointing is that when they named you they didn't know you were gonna be all buying overalls I believe you you're about to show the ID I believe you oh let me read the other [ __ ] okay I think I'm gonna need two Asian to step in on this one bro this is Wow y'all naga vowels out there bro eat bone wasa - wasa egg boom wasa Nick born wasa ready for his middle name I'll give you his last name first right okey immune upon wasa Oh game in middle man David [Music] [Applause] they knew you were gonna be white boy they do that's it and I give him a white one just in case well just say you David it's bum David you shouldn't tell your girlfriend bro you should wait to see as the kid just marry some asian chick and wait for the kid to come out black as [ __ ] just black as [ __ ] she's just giving birth the head pops out she's like it's not done yet put it back it's medium-rare

Channel: The Andrew Schulz

Views: 3,554,340

Keywords: andrew schulz, andrew schultz, comedy, comedian, stand up, brilliant idiots, flagrant 2, podcast, sports, entertainment, pop culture, commentary, comedy club, near me, jokes, charlamagne, charlemange, breakfast club, interviews

Id: EwRPx9F6G8o

Length: 5min 45sec (345 seconds)

Published: Sun Nov 10 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/NickMoore30]

If this isn’t a plant, it’s an incredibly hilarious story track that writes itself.

[u/Flamingasset]

Some of this routine works

but some of this, a lot of it, kind of feels like what 8th graders yell in a cafeteria to be edgy

[u/coprolite_hobbyist]

Fun fact: many albinos in Africa are forced to flee because they are hunted for their body parts as it is believed they are powerful ingredients to use in magic.

[u/noinfinity]

oh sweet i'm here early. Can't wait to sort by this on controversial

[u/storko]

Is top videos just what YouTube recommends now? Are we all on the same algo ?! Insane .

[u/hamispeople]

This feels like a video that won't age well

[u/Trex252]

Whoever says this isn’t funny doesn’t know humour.

[u/notjawn]

Schulz is probably the best in the business when it comes to crowd work. It's amazing how he can push it seemingly over the edge and then grab it right back so his set doesn't go south. He also is good at making fun with the audience instead of slamming people like so many insult comics can easily screw up and end up trashing someone hard.